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TOOKIE BAH WABA!
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HAO!
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IKI BAH BAH.
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HA HA HA.
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d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d
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d NO MALIHINI OHANA d
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d WELCOME, COUSINS,
A-COME ON BY d
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d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
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MAKA MAKA!
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d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d
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d NO MALIHINI OHANA d
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d WELCOME, COUSINS,
A-COME ON BY d
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d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
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d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
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HA HA HA!
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AH, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d
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d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d
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d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d
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d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d
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d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d
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d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d
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OOOCHA!
CHI-KA!
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d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d
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d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d
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d NO MALIHINI OHANA d
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d WELCOME, COUSINS,
A-COME ON BY d
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d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
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d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
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d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
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Lilo: NOW
PAY ATTENTION, STITCH.
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TO FIT IN ON EARTH,
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YOU NEED TO BE OBSESSED
WITH HOW YOU LOOK.
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PEOPLE COME HERE
FROM ALL OVER
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TO SOAK IN THIS MUD.
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THEY WANT TO BE
LIKE PIGS.
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GO AHEAD.
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UGH! WAH! BLEH!
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Stitch:
AAH! HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA!
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HA! DAKA CHIGA!
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STOP RIGHT THERE!
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OH, JUST LOOK
AT THIS MESS!
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YEAH. YOU REALLY
NEED TO SWEEP UP
ALL THAT HAIR.
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UGH! NOT THE HAIR!
THE MUD!
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Stitch: AGAGA!
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Woman: AND STAY OUT!
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BOY, WHAT A GROUCH.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE MADE US CLEAN UP
ALL THAT MUD.
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THAT IS THE FIFTH GROUCH
THIS WEEK,
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AND IT'S ONLY MONDAY.
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Man: AAH! AAH!
[CLIPPING]
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MY HAIR!
MY HAIR IS GONE!
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SO? MINE'S BEEN GONE
FOR 20 YEARS.
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NO! THAT THING
JUMPED ON MY HEAD
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AND ATE ALL MY HAIR!
THERE IT GOES!
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HA HA! TA-DA!
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COOL! A MUTANT
HAIRBALL.
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NAGA. COUSIN.
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OH. THAT'S COOL, TOO.
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Men and women: OHH!
AAH! MY HAIR!
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UHH! OHH! UHH!
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AAH!
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WHOO-WHOO! HEH HEH HEH!
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Bellhops: OHH! OW!
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Stitch:
UNH! HUH?
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Lilo: WHOA!
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I HATE MONDAYS,
BROTHER.
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HMM.
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YOU LOOK LIKE
A HAIRY HAIRBALL.
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AND YOU SEEM TO LIKE
TO EAT HAIR,
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AND YOU'RE MADE
OF HAIR,
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SO I'M GONNA
CALL YOU--
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HAIRY.
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NO! CLIP.
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HUH?
THAT'S HER NAME.
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CLIP.
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YEAH, YEAH.
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BLITSNAK!
IT'S THE HUMAN JUVENILE
AND THE ABOMINATION.
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AND I WAS SO CLOSE!
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HEH HEH! THOUGH IT IS
CUTE HOW SHE ALWAYS
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NAMES THE CREATURES.
[COMMUNICATOR BEEPS]
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Dr. Hamsterviel: GANTU!
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DID I ACTUALLY HEAR YOU
EXPRESS AMUSEMENT
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AT LOSING
ANOTHER EXPERIMENT?!
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DR. HAMSTERVIEL!
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UH, UH, HOW LONG
HAVE YOU BEEN
LISTENING?
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OH, LONG ENOUGH
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TO REGRET EVER LAYING
MY RODENT RETINAS ON YOU,
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YOU FECKLESS FISH FACE!
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UH...
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STOP WONDERING
WHAT "FECKLESS" MEANS
AND GET THAT EXPERIMENT!
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NOW!
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HUMPH! I'LL SHOW HIM
WHO'S FECKLESS.
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Jumba: AAH!
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KEEP THAT THING
AWAY FROM ME.
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CUTE LITTLE CLIP?
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IS NOT CUTE!
IS EXPERIMENT
NUMBER 177
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AND IS
VERY DANGEROUS.
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SHE DOESN'T LOOK
DANGEROUS.
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AH, BUT LOOKS
CAN BE DECEIVING.
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YOU SEE, IT WAS
MANY YEARS AGO,
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WHEN MY HEAD WAS OVERFLOWING
WITH EVIL IDEAS
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AND HEALTHY,
LUXURIANT HAIR FOLLICLES.
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I HAD DEVISED
EXPERIMENT 177--
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THE UBURNIUM EATER.
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UBURNIUM
IS THE MOST POWERFUL
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AND ECONOMICAL FUEL SOURCE
IN ALL OF UNIVERSE.
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MY UBURNIUM EATER
WOULD SPARK
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AN INSURMOUNTABLE
FUEL CRISIS.
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UNFORTUNATELY,
IN THE LANGUAGE
OF KWILTIKWAN,
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WORD FOR "UBURNIUM" IS SAME
AS WORD FOR "HAIR."
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I DID NOT REALIZE MISTAKE
UNTIL TOO LATE.
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I HAD ACCIDENTALLY CREATED
THE HAIR EATER.
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HA HA HA!
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[BURPS]
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COOL! I MEAN,
THAT'S AWFUL.
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YES, AWFUL.
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AND EVERY DAY,
IT HAS MADE ME
FULL OF ANGER!
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AHA! I KNEW THERE
HAD TO BE A REASON
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WHY YOU'RE ALWAYS
SUCH A GRUMPY GUS.
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IF YOU WANT TO GROW
LUXURIANT LOCKS
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YOU NEED TO UNCLENCH
YOUR HAIR FOLLICLES.
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RELAX! ENJOY LIFE!
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GOOD IDEA.
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LET'S BEGIN BY
DISASSEMBLING 177.
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NO! YOU CAN'T!
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IT'S NOT CLIP'S
FAULT SHE EATS HAIR.
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WE JUST NEED TO FIND
THE ONE PLACE
WHERE CLIP BELONGS.
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RIGHT?
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UH-HUH.
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WE KNOW THIS PLACE
HAS A REAL PROBLEM
WITH HAIR.
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THERE'S MORE HAIR
HERE THAN ANY PLACE
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I'VE EVER SEEN
IN MY WHOLE LIFE.
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AND WITH YOUR HELP
EATING IT ALL UP,
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MAYBE THAT LADY
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WON'T BE
SUCH A GROUCH
ANYMORE, TOO.
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OHH! MYRTLE EDMONDS!
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AND YUKI, TERESA,
AND ELENA!
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HEY, WEIRDLO.
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I DIDN'T KNOWYOU GOT
YOUR HAIR CUT HERE.
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I DON'T.
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OF COURSE YOU DON'T.
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THEY'D NEVER EVEN
LET YOU IN THE DOOR
WITH THAT MESS.
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I LIKE MY HAIR!
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YOU WOULD.
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MAYBE YOU
SHOULD TRY THIS.
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YOU NEED IT MORE
THAN I DO.
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WOW! FOR ME?
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"HAIR CONDITIONER--
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FOR TAMING
WILD, UNRULY HAIR?!"
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HEY!
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DON'T BE JEALOUS.
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NOT EVERYONE CAN HAVE
PERFECT HAIR LIKE ME.
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ESPECIALLY NOT YOU.
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Girls: YEAH!
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[LAUGHING]
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MYRTLE NEEDS
TO BE PUNISHED.
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YEAH. ENH!
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EEK-AH.
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CHK! BLACK CAT
TO MUTANT DOG.
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BLACK CAT
TO MUTANT DOG. CHK!
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CHK! COME IN,
MUTANT DOG! CHK!
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STITCH! THAT'S YOU!
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WHO, ME?
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WHEN I SAY,
"BLACK CAT,"
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO ANSWER,
"MUTANT DOG."
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IT'S CAT BURGLAR
CODE.
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BLACK CAT TO...
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MUTANT DOG.
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Lilo:
HOW'S IT LOOK? CHK!
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Stitch: YAKA TAK.
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COME ON!
SAY IT RIGHT.
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OK, OK.
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CHK! ALL CLEAR. CHK!
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PERFECT!
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OH! UM, I MEAN...
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CHK! COMMENCE
CAT BURGLAR CREEP.
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[WHISTLES] AND MYRTLE
CALLS ME A WEIRDO?
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Stitch: ACHI KABA!
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WE'LL GET YOU
TO YOUR NEW HOME
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TOMORROW, CLIP.
I PROMISE.
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BUT TONIGHT,
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ENJOY A GOURMET MEAL
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ON ONE VERY
EXPENSIVE HAIRDO.
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THE LITTER BOX
IS CLEAN. CHK!
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OHH! EKATA!
CHK! OOF!
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HI,
MRS. MYRTLE'S MOM.
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IT'S ME--LILO.
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WHOA, OH!
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AND STITCH.
HE'S MY DOG.
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OH, YES. MYRTLE'S
STRANGE LITTLE FRIEND
FROM HULA SCHOOL.
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OH, AND YOUR MUTANT PET
FROM OUTER SPACE!
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OHH!
OH, I'M JUST KIDDING!
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HEH! I KNOW A DOG
WHEN I SEE ONE.
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HEH HEH!
I SUPPOSE I SHOULD ASK
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WHAT YOU'RE DOING
IN MY DAUGHTER'S ROOM.
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OH, UH, I WAS
JUST DROPPING OFF
A, UH...
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BIRTHDAY PRESENT
FOR MYRTLE.
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OHH! WHAT?! OH, MY GOSH,
IS THAT TODAY?
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NO, NO. I MEAN,
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SHE HAS ONE
COMING UP SOMETIME
THIS YEAR, RIGHT?
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OHH! OH, WHOO!
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YES, YES,
SOMETIME THIS YEAR.
THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR.
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OH, HOW LUCKY MYRTLE IS
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TO HAVE
SUCH A DEAR, SWEET FRIEND.
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WELL, WE HAVE TO
BE LEAVING NOW.
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00:10:15,125 --> 00:10:18,291
COME ON,
STITCH...PUPPY.
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BARKY BARK!
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Lilo: "THAT NIGHT,
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"THE BEAUTIFUL
QUEEN LOLI
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AND HER CAPTAIN OF
THE GUARD TITCH--"
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THAT'S YOU.
OH!
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"COULD HEAR
THE MYRTLE BEAST'S
SCREAMS OF TERROR
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AS ITS
RUSTY RED HAIRDO
WAS EATEN AWAY."
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"EVEN THOUGH
THEY COULDNOT HEAR
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"THE MYRTLE BEAST
BEING PUNISHED,
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"THEY KNEW
IT WAS HAPPENING.
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"IT WAS THE BEST PLAN
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"ANYONE HAD EVER
COME UP WITH,
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AND NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY
GO WRONG."
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Stitch: NAGA.
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HA HA HA!
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[COUGHS]
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EW!
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NOW, NOW,
LET'S NOT MAKE
THIS DIFFICULT.
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HEY, WATCH IT!
CALM DOWN.
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WHAT IN THE DICKENS
IS GOING ON--AAH! AAH!
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AAH! AAH!
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OH!
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Clip: HEH HEH HEH!
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AAH! OHH...
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YOU'RE FAST
FOR A FUR BALL,
BUT I'M FASTER.
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AHH!
COME HERE!
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HMM!
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[CLIP CLIPPING]
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NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO!
HA HEH HEH HA HA!
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GRR!
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HAIRBALL,
I AM GANTU, CAPTAIN--
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00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,416
AHEM--FORMER--
OF THE GALACTIC ALLIANCE.
241
00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:03,458
CONQUEROR OF
THE PESKIMERMISH MILITIA,
242
00:12:03,458 --> 00:12:06,458
AND VANGUARD COMMANDER
OF BLACK HOLE OPS.
243
00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:10,000
YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE ME!
244
00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:15,458
UH, I MEAN, I, UH, AHEM,
245
00:12:15,458 --> 00:12:17,333
MISSED MY BUS.
246
00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:19,958
AAH!
AAH!
247
00:12:20,458 --> 00:12:23,208
OH, BLITSNAK.
248
00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:28,625
HURRY UP, STITCH.
I CAN'T WAIT
TO SEE MYRTLE
249
00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:31,000
WITH HER NEW
NONHAIRDO.
250
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,416
HUH? YOU HAVE HAIR?!
251
00:12:34,416 --> 00:12:37,583
YEAH, BUT
HER MOM DOESN'T.
252
00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:38,375
YOUR MOM?
253
00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:41,708
YEAH. I HAD A SLEEPOVER
AT TERESA'S LAST NIGHT,
254
00:12:41,708 --> 00:12:45,291
AND WHILE I WAS GONE,
SOMETHING SCARED MOM
SO BAD,
255
00:12:45,291 --> 00:12:46,416
ALL HER HAIR FELL OUT.
256
00:12:46,416 --> 00:12:48,125
SHE SAYS A BIG
FISH FACE GUY
257
00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:50,583
TRIED TO BREAK IN
THROUGH MY WINDOW.
258
00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:51,333
GANTU.
259
00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:55,000
AND THEN SHE SAYS
A FLYING YELLOW FUR BALL
ATTACKED HER.
260
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,375
CLIP.
261
00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:58,250
OH, NO.
262
00:12:58,250 --> 00:13:00,250
THIS IS BAD POI.
263
00:13:03,708 --> 00:13:05,875
Pleakley: THIS SPECTRAL
DIFFRACTION STYLE
264
00:13:05,875 --> 00:13:07,583
IS VERY POPULAR
ON EARTH.
265
00:13:07,583 --> 00:13:11,958
PARTICULARLY AMONG
AVID FOLLOWERS
OF TEAM SPORTS.
266
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,750
THERE! WHAT DO YOU THINK?
267
00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:16,875
I LOOK LIKE LARGE
FURRY LOLLIPOP.
268
00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:18,375
Lilo: JUMBA!
PLEAKLEY!
269
00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:20,750
I PUT CLIP
IN MYRTLE'S HOUSE
270
00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:23,750
BECAUSE SHE NEEDED
TO BE PUNISHED,
271
00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:26,000
BUT INSTEAD,
CLIP GOT HER MOM,
272
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,708
AND I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO.
273
00:13:27,708 --> 00:13:29,625
YOU GOING
TO A FOOTBALL GAME?
274
00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:32,333
I AM TRYING
FOR NEW LOOK.
275
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,458
YOU LIKE?
276
00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:36,958
PYUH!
IKKA PATOOKA!
277
00:13:36,958 --> 00:13:38,250
NO MORE WITH WIG!
278
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:41,583
OK, THEN. I READ
ON THE INTERGALACTIC NET
279
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:46,375
THAT HAIR GROWTH
CAN BE STIMULATED
BY VIGOROUS MASSAGE.
280
00:13:47,583 --> 00:13:50,000
OW! ACK!
NOT FOOT MASSAGE!
281
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,583
WHAT GOOD IS GROWING
NEW HAIR
282
00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:55,958
IF CLIP IS
OUT THERE JUST WAITING
TO MAKE YOU BALD AGAIN?
283
00:13:55,958 --> 00:13:57,958
I AM NOT BALD!
284
00:13:57,958 --> 00:14:01,625
I HAVE 3 BEAUTIFUL,
LUXURIANT HAIRS.
285
00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:04,458
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
286
00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:07,833
ALL RIGHT! I WILL
HELP CAPTURE 177.
287
00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:10,583
Lilo: THIS IS
WHERE WE LEFT CLIP.
288
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:13,875
IS BEST IF WE
SURPRISE 177.
289
00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:18,000
I WILL TAKE
THE FRONT WAY.
YOU TAKE THE BACK.
290
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,166
HA! GOT YOU,
YOU LITTLE HAIRBALL.
291
00:14:21,166 --> 00:14:24,375
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
292
00:14:26,458 --> 00:14:30,000
SO YOU'RE NOT MAD AT US
FOR SCARING YOU LIKE THAT?
293
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:34,291
OH, NO.
ACTUALLY, IT WAS
QUITE EXHILARATING
294
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:35,333
IN A FRIGHTENING,
295
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,833
"I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON"
SORT OF WAY.
296
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:41,958
I'M SORRY ABOUT
WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR HAIR.
297
00:14:41,958 --> 00:14:44,000
DON'T BE SORRY.
I LOVE IT.
298
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,208
IF YOU EVER FIND THAT LITTLE
FUR BALL YOU'RE LOOKING FOR,
299
00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:48,833
I'D LIKE TO THANK IT.
300
00:14:48,833 --> 00:14:50,291
YOU MEAN...
OHH! OH.
301
00:14:50,291 --> 00:14:54,333
YOU'RE NOT UPSET
ABOUT ALL YOUR HAIR
GETTING EATEN AWAY?
302
00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:55,750
OH, NOT AT ALL.
303
00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:58,416
IT ACTUALLY FEELS LIKE
THE REAL ME.
304
00:14:58,416 --> 00:15:01,500
AREN'T YOU AFRAID
YOU'LL GET TEASED?
305
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:02,208
OH, NO.
306
00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:05,166
REMEMBER, A HAIRCUT
DOESN'T MAKE YOU
WHO YOU ARE.
307
00:15:05,166 --> 00:15:08,083
YOU MAKE A HAIRCUT
WHAT IT IS.
308
00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:10,416
I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT
THAT WAY BEFORE.
309
00:15:10,416 --> 00:15:12,500
WELL, IF YOU'RE
HAPPY WITH YOURSELF,
310
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:13,375
THAT'S ALL
THAT COUNTS.
311
00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:17,125
I WISH I COULD BE
HAPPIER WITH MYSELF'S
NEARLY BALD HEAD.
312
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:21,333
WHY? YOU HAVE
A BEAUTIFULLY
SHAPED HEAD.
313
00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:23,583
OH! YOU THINK SO?
314
00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:24,625
OH, YES.
315
00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:27,458
THOSE 3 HAIRS
SUIT YOU PERFECTLY.
316
00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:29,375
THEY MAKE YOU
QUITE HANDSOME.
317
00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:32,875
JUMBA JOOKIBA,
EVIL GENIUS, HANDSOME?
318
00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:35,083
HO HO! AHH!
319
00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:37,000
THAT MAKES ME HAPPY.
320
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,458
OHH! I--I'M HAPPY!
321
00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:42,500
MY HEAD IS NO LONGER
FEELING CLENCHED.
322
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,958
I FEEL--
323
00:15:44,958 --> 00:15:46,625
WHOA!
THAT'S WHAT I CALL
324
00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:50,375
A SPONTANEOUS...
SOMETHING OR OTHER.
325
00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:53,875
MY HAIR!
IT HAS RETURNED!
326
00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:56,500
I...HAVE...
327
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,500
HAIR!
328
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:02,333
INSIDE VOICE,
UNCLE JUMBA.
329
00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:03,708
ACCORDING
TO MY READINGS,
330
00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:06,250
EXPERIMENT 177
HAS BEEN
THROUGH HERE.
331
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:07,708
WE ARE HOT
ON TRIAL.
332
00:16:07,708 --> 00:16:09,583
DOES THAT MEAN
CLIP'S NEARBY?
333
00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:12,375
NO. MEANS IS TIME
FOR HAIR REGIMEN.
334
00:16:12,375 --> 00:16:15,500
BRUSHING TO KEEP IT
HEALTHY,
335
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:19,125
EXTRA U.V. PROTECTOR
TO PREVENT
SUN DAMAGE,
336
00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:21,291
LOTION FOR SCALP
AND ROOTS,
337
00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:24,958
YUMECTIN TO KEEP
CURLS BOUNCY.
338
00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:27,833
[CHITTERING]
339
00:16:27,833 --> 00:16:28,750
IKITA!
340
00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:29,958
COOL! NAKED SQUIRREL!
341
00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:34,250
NO HAIR?!
SOMETHING IS
TELLING ME THAT 177
342
00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:36,958
IS VERY, VERY CLOSE.
343
00:16:36,958 --> 00:16:38,958
YARGH!
344
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:40,833
NAGA!
345
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:44,958
ARGH! RUN!
RUN, RUN, RUN!
346
00:16:45,958 --> 00:16:47,458
OH, NO!
HAKA TAGA!
347
00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:50,458
WOW! CLIP GOT BIG!
348
00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:52,291
REAL BIG.
349
00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:54,166
YOU'RE NOT
TAKING MY HAIR,
350
00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:57,166
YOU...
EATER OF HAIR.
351
00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:00,500
OOF!
352
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,000
MY HAIR?
IS ALL RIGHT?
353
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,958
AH, AH, OH!
IS ALL RIGHT.
354
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:09,000
WOW, STITCH! THANKS.
355
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,333
YOU SAVED US
FROM A BUZZ CUT.
356
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:15,583
OH. SORRY ABOUT
YOUR BUTT, THOUGH.
357
00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:19,166
HAKA TABA!
358
00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:22,708
YOU CAN WEAR THIS
UNTIL IT GROWS BACK.
359
00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:24,750
JUKABA.
360
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:27,625
HA! NOW WHO IS
THE IKKA PATOOKA?
361
00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:30,875
HA HA HA--OUCH!
362
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:37,208
OOF! UNH!
363
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:41,375
AND NOW IS THE TIME
WE TEACH YOU
364
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:45,458
HOW TO DANCE THE TRADITIONAL
HAWAIIAN HULA.
365
00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:48,625
ANY VOLUNTEERS?
DON'T BE SHY.
366
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:51,333
AAH! OOF!
367
00:17:54,416 --> 00:17:56,083
WE HAVE A VOLUNTEER!
368
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:57,875
HEY!
IT'S THAT GUY
369
00:17:57,875 --> 00:17:59,125
WHO MISSED
THE BUS.
370
00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:03,083
MAKE HIM DO
THE FIRE DANCE, TOO!
371
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:05,000
BUT I NEED TO--
372
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,458
OH, BLITSNAK.
373
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:09,125
[HULA MUSIC PLAYING]
374
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,333
NAGA HUGATA.
375
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,750
I DON'T SEE HER ANYWHERE.
376
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:24,583
OHH!
377
00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:25,708
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
378
00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:29,500
WHO KNEW LIFE
WOULD BE FULL
OF SUCH HARD LESSONS?
379
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:33,291
LIKE NEVER USE
A HAIR-EATING MONSTER
ON SOMEONE
380
00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:36,000
WHEN YOU'RE
UNHAPPY WITH YOURSELF.
381
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,125
EH!
ALL THIS STRESS
IS NOT GOOD FOR HAIR.
382
00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:42,875
IS GETTING SPLIT ENDS,
GROWING WILD AND UNRULY.
383
00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:44,958
HERE! TRY THIS.
384
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:48,125
"FOR TAMING WILD
AND UNRULY HAIR."
385
00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:51,166
TAMING WILD
AND UNRULY HAIR!
386
00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:53,250
THIS IS WHAT WE
NEED TO USE ON CLIP.
387
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:57,416
SHE'S NOTHING
BUT WILD AND UNRULY HAIR.
388
00:18:57,416 --> 00:18:58,166
EH!
389
00:18:58,166 --> 00:19:00,750
BUT WE DON'T KNOW
WHERE SHE WENT.
390
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:03,000
LET US ACT LOGICAL.
391
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,750
IF I WERE
A HAIR-EATING BEAST,
392
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:07,583
I WOULD TRY TO FIND
SOMEPLACE WITH MORE HAIR
393
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:10,208
THAN EVER HAVING SEEN
IN WHOLE LIFE.
394
00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:13,250
BUT WHERE COULD
SUCH PLACE BE?
395
00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:16,583
Guests: AAH!
396
00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:18,083
HELLO, POLICE?
397
00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:19,583
NO, IT'S NOT A BURGLARY.
398
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:22,250
NO, IT'S NOT
A FIRE, EITHER. IT'S--
399
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:24,208
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO CALL IT!
400
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:27,500
IT'S A BAD HAIR DAY?
HELLO? HELLO?!
401
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,500
HELP!
402
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,583
SOMEONE IS CALLING
FOR HELP?
403
00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:34,583
QUICK! TO THE HAIR
CARE PRODUCTS.
404
00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:37,458
ROCK THE HULA, STITCH!
405
00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:41,291
TOOKIE BAH WABA!
406
00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:47,708
HA HA HA HA HA!
407
00:19:53,291 --> 00:19:54,875
[TRILLS]
408
00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:58,583
CLIP, YOU'VE BEEN
A BAD GIRL.
409
00:19:58,583 --> 00:20:01,958
BUT I THINK I'M MORE
TO BLAME THAN YOU.
410
00:20:01,958 --> 00:20:06,458
I SHOULD'VE NEVER
TRIED TO USE YOU
AGAINST MYRTLE.
411
00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:07,958
[COOS]
412
00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:09,166
IS IT SAFE?
413
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:11,500
NO MORE
WITH THE HAIR
DESTRUCTION?
414
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:14,708
NOPE. THE CONDITIONER
TAMED HER.
415
00:20:14,708 --> 00:20:17,458
NOW SHE JUST
NEEDS A HOME.
416
00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:19,333
HEY, YO!
I NEED A NEW DO,
417
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:23,291
SOMETHING THAT, LIKE,
CAPTURES THE REAL ME,
YOU KNOW?
418
00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:25,833
Lilo: CLIP, NO!
419
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,583
HA HA!
420
00:20:29,416 --> 00:20:33,333
AWESOME! NOW,
THIS IS THE REAL ME.
421
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,291
THANKS, LITTLE BRO.
422
00:20:34,291 --> 00:20:36,208
WELL,
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
423
00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:40,291
CLIP HAS
A SPECIAL TALENT.
424
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:45,833
RIGHT ON!
425
00:20:45,833 --> 00:20:46,625
CLIP HAS A KNACK
426
00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:50,166
FOR FINDING YOUR
ONE PERFECT HAIRDO.
427
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,500
IS MY TURN NEXT.
428
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,250
YOU WANT TO GIVE UP
YOUR BIG AFRO?
429
00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:57,333
EH, HAIRDO
IS NOT REAL ME.
430
00:20:57,333 --> 00:21:00,333
IT SCREAMS SEVENTIES
FUNK REVIEW,
431
00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:01,958
NOT EVIL GENIUS
SCIENTIST.
432
00:21:01,958 --> 00:21:06,291
177, COME HERE.
DO YOUR STUFF.
433
00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:11,583
All: OHH!
434
00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:15,000
HA HA HA HA!
435
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:19,333
AH! I AM FEELING
LIKE ME AGAIN.
436
00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:21,458
THANK YOU, 177.
437
00:21:21,458 --> 00:21:23,208
MM-HMM! HEH HEH!
438
00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:25,375
YOU MAY HAVE BEEN
A GROUCH BEFORE,
439
00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:29,083
BUT YOU'RE THE PERFECT
OHANA FOR CLIP.
440
00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:31,958
AND BUSINESS
HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER.
441
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,958
CAN I OFFER YOU
A FREE DO?
442
00:21:35,875 --> 00:21:37,291
OHH!
443
00:21:37,291 --> 00:21:38,375
NO, THANKS.
444
00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:42,208
I LIKE MY HAIR
JUST THE WAY IT IS.
445
00:21:42,208 --> 00:21:45,833
[HULA MUSIC PLAYING]
446
00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:49,416
[COMMUNICATOR BEEPS]
447
00:21:49,416 --> 00:21:52,458
Dr. Hamsterviel:
GANTU! WHAT IS GOING ON?
448
00:21:52,458 --> 00:21:56,875
GANTU!
WHAT'S THAT MUSIC?
449
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:00,500
[CROWD APPLAUDS]
GANTU!
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