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TOOKIE BAH WABA!
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HAO!
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IKI BAH BAH.
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HA HA HA.
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d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d
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d NO MALIHINI OHANA d
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d WELCOME, COUSINS,
A-COME ON BY d
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d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
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MAKA MAKA!
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d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d
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d NO MALIHINI OHANA d
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d WELCOME, COUSINS,
A-COME ON BY d
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d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
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d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
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HA HA HA!
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AH, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d
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d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d
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d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d
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d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d
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d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d
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d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d
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OOOCHA!
CHI-KA!
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d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d
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d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d
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d NO MALIHINI OHANA d
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d WELCOME, COUSINS,
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d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
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TOOKIE BAH WABA!
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d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
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d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
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Woman: WELL, IF I WERE
TO WIN THIS PAGEANT,
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I WOULD USE MY NEW FAME
TO SPREAD LOVE
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THROUGHOUT THE WORLD.
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OH, PLEASE.
INTHOSE SHOES?
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[LILO SCREAMS]
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IT'S COMING!
IT'S A CATASTROPHE!
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IT'S ON ITS WAY
RIGHT NOW!
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Pleakley:
HOLD IT!
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HOLD EVERYTHING!
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NOW, EXPLAIN TO ME
SLOWLY AND CLEARLY,
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EXACTLY
WHAT HAPPENED.
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[INHALES]
OK...
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KEONI JAMESON WAS
HOLDING A BOUQUET
OF FLOWERS,
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WHEN HE ASKED CHINO
DIRECTIONS
TO OUR HOUSE.
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WHEN CHINO ASKED HIM
WHY HE WANTED
DIRECTIONS,
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HE SAID HE HAD
TO ASK A REAL CUTIE
SOMETHING.
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IT'S SO OBVIOUS
WHAT HE HAS IN MIND.
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NOW, EXPLAIN TO ME
SLOWLY AND CLEARLY
EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED.
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KEONI IS GOING
TO ASK ME
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TO THELONO-I-KEAWEAWE
FESTIVAL.
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THE ANNUAL
VALENTINE'S DAY
FESTIVAL...
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AND THIS IS
A CATASTROPHE HOW?
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ONLY BECAUSE
I'M SO NOT READY!
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STITCH,
YOU STALL HIM!
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ACT LIKE I'M...
TOO PRETTY TO COME
TO THE DOOR.
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AND, PLEAKLEY,
STAY OUT OF THE WAY.
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OH, YOU WON'T EVEN
KNOW I'M HERE.
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ALL OFFICIAL GALACTIC
FEDERATION OBSERVERS,
SUCH AS MYSELF,
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ARE MASTERS IN THE ART
OF SEAMLESSLY BLENDING IN.
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THAT'S HIM!
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WAIT! I'M NOT
SEAMLESSLY
BLENDED IN YET!
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I'M--I'M
SEAMLESSLY UNBLENDED!
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OH. HEY, LITTLE
WEIRD DOGGIE DUDE.
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GRR. BARK!
BARK, BARK, BARK!
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I'M HERE TO REQUEST
THE PRESENCE--
UM, NO--
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AN AUDIENCE
OF THE BEAUTIFUL
YOUNG LADY
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WHO LIVES HERE.
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[WHISPERING]
Between you and me,
I want to ask her
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to theLono-i-keaweawe.
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OH! OKO TAKA.
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I KNEW IT!
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OH, KEONI,
YOU'RE HERE.
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WHAT A SURPRISE!
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SO...
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WHAT BRINGS YOU
BY TODAY?
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WELL, I WANTED TO ASK
THE PRETTIEST GIRL I KNOW
A QUESTION.
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WELL...
GO AHEAD AND ASK,
ALREADY.
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I'M SURE THE ANSWER
WILL BE YES.
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WELL, OK.
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UM, I WAS WONDERING
IF MAYBE YOU'D
BE MY DATE
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TO THELONO-I-KEAWEAWE
FESTIVAL TONIGHT.
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WHY OF C--
[GASPS]
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I SAW YOU IN TOWN
EARLIER TODAY.
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YOU'RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
GIRL I'VE EVER SEEN.
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WHO?MOI?
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UNH!
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WOW. THAT LILO
IS STRONGER
THAN SHE LOOKS.
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IT'S A WORLD
GONE MAD!
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LILO, IT'S CALLED
CAMOUFLAGE.
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HE'S SUPPOSED TO THINK
I'M AN ATTRACTIVE
EARTH WOMAN.
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[CHUCKLES]
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SOMEONE FOUND
PLEAKLEY ATTRACTIVE?
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NOT SOMEONE.
KEONI!
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POOR GUY MUST HAVE
EAR BUGS EATING
HIS BRAIN.
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MMM. I FEAR IT COULD BE
POSSIBLY SOMETHING
FAR AND AWAY WORSE.
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HERE. LOOK YOUR EYEBALLS
ON THIS.
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IS EXPERIMENT 323.
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IT MUST HAVE BEEN
ACTIVATED,
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AND IS LOOSE
ON ISLAND.
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ONE PECK FROM ITS BEAK,
CAUSES VICTIM TO FALL
HEAD OVER FEET IN LOVE
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WITH THE VERY NEXT PERSON
THEY SEE.
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[LAUGHING]
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WHOA!
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OOH. GIPPER.
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LOVESICKNESS
IS VERY DISTRACTIVE.
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IT CAN BRING
ENTIRE SOCIETIES
CRASHING TO STANDSTILL.
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OHH!
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SO, KEONI JUST GOT
PECKED BY
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A HUNKAHUNKA BURNING
LOVE EXPERIMENT.
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IS ONLY THING
COULD EXPLAIN
SENSIBLE TEENAGE BOY
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HAVING CRUSH ON
ONE-EYED NOODLE
LIKE PLEAKLEY.
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OH, AND I SUPPOSE
HE COULDN'T HAVE
JUST FALLEN
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FOR MY BRILLIANT
EARTH FEMALE DISGUISE.
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I DON'T THINK SO.
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IMPOSSIBLE.
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NAKA.
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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DON'T LISTEN
TO THEM, WENDY.
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YOUR CAMOUFLAGE
IS FLAWLESS.
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YOU GLOW WITH
AN INNER BEAUTY.
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A LITTLE LOW
IN THE HIPS, SURE,
BUT STILL...
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WHAT DO THEY WANT?
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TV Announcer: AND NOW,
FOR THE FINAL PARADE
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OF THE WORLD'S MOST
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN...
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SO, THESE ARE
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.
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HMM.
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THINK IT'S TIME
FOR THIS OLD GET-UP
TO GET OUT.
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CAN WE CURE
THE LOVESICKNESS?
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OF COURSE!
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WHAT KIND OF
AN EVIL GENIUS
WOULD I BE
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NOT TO BUILD IN
AN ANTIDOTE?
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LET'S SEE.
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[TYPING]
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EGA NALAKRISTA!
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AAH!
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BAH!
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AHEM...
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COMPUTER HAS CONTRACTED
DREADED NALAKRISTA VIRUS.
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SOMEONE HAS BEEN SURFING
ON INTERGALACTIC NET AGAIN.
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d LA LA LA d
[WHISTLING]
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IT WILL TAKE SOME TIME
TO UNSCRAMBLE FILES
AND FIND ANTIDOTE.
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Pleakley:
THERE!
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TELL ME
I'M NOT BEAUTIFUL.
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ACCORDING TO JUMBA,
HUNKAHUNKA WILL...
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[IMITATING JUMBA]
"NATURALLY BE DRAWN
TO LARGE CROWDINGS OF PEOPLE."
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UHH!
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ON A BEAUTIFUL DAY
LIKE TODAY,
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EVERYONE'S GOING
TO BE AT THE BEACH.
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[GASPS]
INCLUDING HIM!
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EVERYONE TELLS ME
I'M A VERY DETERMINED
LITTLE EARTH GIRL.
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KEONI!
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TSK, TSK.
NAKA BO CHIFA.
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COME ON, NANI,
JUST FOR A COUPLE
OF HOURS.
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I DON'T BITE.
I DON'T EVEN BARK.
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DAVID, I TOLD YOU
I'M TOO BUSY
TO GO ON A DATE.
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DON'T THINK OF IT
AS A "DATE."
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EVERYONE GOES
TO THELONO-I-KEAWEAWE
FESTIVAL.
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THE OLD FOLKS GO,
THE LITTLE KIDS GO.
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LILO'S GOING, RIGHT?
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YEAH.
MAYBE I SHOULD GO.
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AFTER THAT PRANK
YOU 2 PULLED
LAST YEAR.
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WHAT? NOBODY
GOT HURT.
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AND EVERYBODY LAUGHED.
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OK. IT'S, UH...
NOT A DATE.
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AWESOME!
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OW!
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I THINK I LOVE HER.
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COME AGAIN?
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SORRY, NANI.
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I'M GOING TO ASK HER
TO THE DANCE.
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WHAT?
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EVERY DAY,
YOU ASK ME
TO GO ON A DATE,
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AND THE ONE TIME
I SAY YES,
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YOU TELL ME
YOU'D RATHER GO
WITH SOMEONE ELSE?
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I AM NOT GOING
TO FORGET THIS!
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Pleakley:
HI, BOYS!
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COULD ONE OF YOU
HELP ME WITH
SOME SUN BLOCK?
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THAT IS A COMPLETELY
BELIEVABLE REQUEST
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FROM A BEAUTIFUL
EARTH WOMAN, RIGHT?
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UM... I GUESS SO.
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GOOD. LET ME
GET OUT MY LOTION.
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UH, NO. I MEAN,
ON SECOND THOUGHT,
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WE GOT TO GO CATCH
SOME CHOICE WAVES...
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NOW! SEE YA.
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WAIT! COME BACK HERE!
I'M BEAUTIFUL!
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[SIGHS]
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[GASPS]
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OOH! NAGA!
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JUST ANOTHER SECOND,
AND I...
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UNH!
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WHAT THE...
THE ABOMINATION!
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NAKA CHIKA!
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[MUFFLED MUMBLING]
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GOTCHA!
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GA NABA GOTTA.
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HEY! THAT'S MINE!
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LET'S SEE HOW WELL
YOU CAN SWIM, SHALL WE?
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OH, WAIT. I FORGOT.
YOU CAN'T SWIM.
HA HA HA.
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HAPPY SINKING, 626.
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OW! WHAT WAS THAT?
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I THINK I LOVE HER.
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EXCUSE ME, MISS.
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BAH HA.
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AH! COUSIN!
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GOTCHA!
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SO, KEONI,
IF YOU'RE GOING
TO THELONO-I-KEAWEAWE,
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IT'S A CUSTOM
TO BRING A DATE.
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YEAH. I KNOW.
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THAT'S WHY I ASKED
YOUR AUNT PLEAKLEY.
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SHE'S SUCH A HOTTIE.
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MAKA MAKA.
SALSA.
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[WHISPERING]
Not now, Stitch.
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I'm trying to get
Keoni to ask me
to the dance.
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OH! YOU GOT HUNKAHUNKA.
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PERFECT!
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NAGA NAGA!
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KEONI...
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DO I HAVE SOMETHING
IN MY TEETH?
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NOT THAT I CAN SEE.
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OW!
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I THINK I LOVE YOU.
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ATTA BOY, STITCH.
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[WHISPERING]
Good thinking.
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APATUKA!
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COUSIN. HOME.
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UH, WE CAN FIND
THE ONE PLACE HE
TRULY BELONGS LATER.
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RIGHT NOW, KEONI AND I
ARE GOING TO SPEND
SO QUALITY TIME TOGETHER.
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RIGHT, KEONI?
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WHATEVER YOU SAY,
LILO.
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[GROANING]
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OOKI BOBO.
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00:11:11,875 --> 00:11:14,208
AH, 626, GOOD.
HERE YOU ARE.
234
00:11:14,208 --> 00:11:16,291
I HAVE FOUND ANTIDOTE
FOR LOVESICKNESS.
235
00:11:16,291 --> 00:11:20,458
VICTIM OF 323
IS INFECTED BY
THE PROBOSCIS INJECTION
236
00:11:20,458 --> 00:11:23,208
IN COORDINATION
WITH RETINAL STIMULI.
237
00:11:23,208 --> 00:11:26,416
THEREFORE, A REHYDRATION
OF OPTICAL NERVES
238
00:11:26,416 --> 00:11:28,000
AND SURROUNDING
SENSORY CENTERS
239
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,125
WILL NEGATE THE EFFECT.
240
00:11:30,125 --> 00:11:30,833
HUH?
241
00:11:30,833 --> 00:11:34,875
SPRAYING OF WATER
IN FACE WILL CURE
LOVESICKNESS.
242
00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:46,208
EE CHADI-NA!
243
00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:51,708
Gantu: d I DO d
244
00:11:51,708 --> 00:11:52,708
d I DO d
245
00:11:52,708 --> 00:11:56,000
d I DO,
I TRULY DO d
246
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,125
d LOVE YOU d
247
00:11:57,125 --> 00:11:59,833
PARDON ME...
YES?
248
00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:04,000
WHAT AM I DOING HERE?
249
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,291
THE EXPERIMENT!
250
00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:12,625
GET OUT OF MY WAY,
ABOMINATION!
251
00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:16,708
WHAT'S THIS?
252
00:12:16,708 --> 00:12:20,125
AN INVITATION TO
THELONO-I-KEAWEAWE.
253
00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:22,166
THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU KNOW IT!
254
00:12:22,166 --> 00:12:27,000
THE KING OF CAMOUFLAGE
HAS A SECRET ADMIRER.
255
00:12:27,250 --> 00:12:28,583
Myrtle: COME ON, GIRLS,
256
00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:30,125
LET'S GET A SHAVED ICE.
257
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:31,500
HERE COMES MYRTLE!
258
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,500
QUICK! ASK ME
TO BE YOUR DATE.
259
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:34,250
OK.
260
00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:39,291
HI, KEONI.
LOOKING VERY NICE TODAY.
261
00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:42,083
OH. HELLO,
WEIRD-LO.
262
00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:45,583
[WHISPERS] Now!
And make it good.
263
00:12:45,583 --> 00:12:47,875
LILO, WILL YOU
ACCOMPANY ME
264
00:12:47,875 --> 00:12:50,333
TO THE VALENTINE'S
DANCE TONIGHT?
265
00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:53,583
YOU'RE ASKING WEIRD-LO?
266
00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:57,000
YES. I LOVE HER.
267
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,291
WELL, OBVIOUSLY,
268
00:12:59,291 --> 00:13:03,416
WEIRD-LO'S PUT
ONE OF HER VOODOO SPELLS
ON HIM.
269
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,416
IT WASN'T A SPELL!
270
00:13:05,416 --> 00:13:09,000
IT WAS A GENETICALLY
DESIGNED ALIEN MUTATION.
271
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,708
WHATEVER!
YOU'RE STILL WEIRD.
272
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:14,458
AND NOW KEONI'S
WEIRD, TOO.
273
00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:16,833
COME ON, GIRLS.
274
00:13:18,583 --> 00:13:20,875
THAT ROCKED!
275
00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:22,125
DIDN'T THAT ROCK?
276
00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:24,000
DO YOU THINK
IT ROCKED?
277
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,208
WELL...YEAH!
278
00:13:26,208 --> 00:13:28,416
THEN, I THINK
IT ROCKED, TOO.
279
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:32,083
ARE YOU...OK?
280
00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:35,125
DO YOU WANT ME
TO BE OK?
281
00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:38,500
MMM, YEAH.
282
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,458
THEN I'M OK!
283
00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:43,083
I'M NOT SO SURE.
284
00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:54,125
AHA! I GOT YOU!
285
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:56,083
OW!
286
00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:58,708
CHI-NITO!
287
00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:05,583
YEEAH!
288
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:06,875
OW!
289
00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:08,208
I THINK I LOVE YOU.
290
00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:09,708
WHA?
291
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,333
HEY, WANNA PLAY
SKIP ROCKS?
292
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:16,875
I'LL GO FIRST
BECAUSE I'M THE LADY.
293
00:14:17,375 --> 00:14:19,125
SO, WHAT DO I DO?
294
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:22,166
UM, YOU HAVE
TO SKIP A STONE,
295
00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:25,250
AND SEE IF YOU CAN WIN.
296
00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:28,708
DO YOU WANT ME
TO WIN?
297
00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:31,583
WELL, NO.
298
00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:33,000
I WANT TO WIN.
299
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,083
THAT'S THE GAME.
300
00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:39,166
YOU WON!
301
00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:41,125
YEAH.
302
00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:55,875
WAIT FOR ME-E!
303
00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:59,166
[CROAKS]
304
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:03,208
LET ME ASK YOU
SOMETHING.
305
00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:04,125
DO YOU LIKE ME?
306
00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:07,000
YES. MORE THAN
I'VE EVER LIKED ANYONE.
307
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,708
BUT WHY? I MEAN...
308
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,333
DO I MAKE YOU LAUGH?
309
00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:12,000
BECAUSE I'M SMART?
310
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,250
DO YOU HAVE FUN
WITH ME? WHY?
311
00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:17,000
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I LIKE YOU.
312
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,708
UH-HUH.
313
00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:21,833
DO YOU WANT ME
TO FOLLOW YOU?
314
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,583
DO YOU WANT ME
TO STAY HERE?
315
00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:26,375
WHO CARES?
316
00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:47,208
Lilo: STITCH!
317
00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:48,458
GOOD THING
YOU'RE HERE.
318
00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:51,250
MAN, I NEVER
SHOULD'VE USED
HUNKAHUNKA
319
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:52,458
TO PECK KEONI.
320
00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:55,833
THIS FAKEY LOVE
IS THE WORST.
321
00:15:55,833 --> 00:15:57,875
DID JUMBA GIVE YOU
THE ANTIDOTE?
322
00:15:57,875 --> 00:15:58,583
[GRUNTS]
323
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:02,250
GOOD. I NEED TO GET
SOME IN KEONI, FAST.
324
00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:03,875
IS IT IN HERE?
325
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:06,000
NAGA! NAGA!
326
00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:09,875
DUNGA!
327
00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:10,625
OOPS.
328
00:16:10,625 --> 00:16:14,416
WELL, HOW WAS I
SUPPOSED TO KNOW?
329
00:16:14,416 --> 00:16:17,875
WHY WAS IT IN A BOX?
330
00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:23,458
HUH? WHA?
331
00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:26,250
WHAT AM I
DOING HERE?
332
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:33,291
OH, SHOOT.
333
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,708
OW!
334
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,625
Man: I THINK
I LOVE YOU.
335
00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:56,875
Second man: OW!
I LOVE YOU.
336
00:16:59,166 --> 00:17:01,083
WHOA!
OW!
337
00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:03,500
NOW WHAT?
338
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:07,375
HUNKAHUNKA'S GOING
TO MAKE EVERYONE
FALL IN FAKEY LOVE.
339
00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:10,500
Third man: HEY,
I THINK I LOVE YOU.
340
00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:12,208
OW! THAT HURT!
341
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:13,875
SQUEEBA!
342
00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:18,166
OK. I'LL SPRAY
WHOEVER HE PECKS.
343
00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:20,750
YOU CAPTURE
HUNKAHUNKA.
344
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,125
ROCKAHULA!
345
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,416
EE!
346
00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:25,875
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
CAME OVER ME.
347
00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:27,583
THANKS FOR COMING
ANYWAY, NANI.
348
00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:29,875
YOU'RE LUCKY
I'M EVEN SPEAKING TO YOU.
349
00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:32,000
IT WAS LIKE
I WAS UNDER A SPELL.
350
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,833
BUT THEN I WENT
FOR A SWIM, AND IT
JUST WENT AWAY.
351
00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:37,208
YEAH, RIGHT.
352
00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:39,708
YOU MEN ARE JUST
SO FICKLE. OW!
353
00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:41,083
[CRASH]
354
00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:44,958
WHEN I GET MY HANDS
ON THAT ABOMINATION...
355
00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:51,208
I THINK I LOVE HIM.
356
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:52,458
WHAT? HEY!
357
00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:54,333
I GET YOUR POINT,
OK?
358
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:55,083
NANI...
359
00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:58,000
[PEOPLE TALKING AT ONCE]
I THINK I LOVE YOU.
360
00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:01,125
OW!
361
00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:02,000
OW!
362
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,500
HEY!
OW!
363
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,583
OW!
364
00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:08,125
OW!
I LOVE YOU.
365
00:18:08,125 --> 00:18:09,708
OW, THAT HURT!
366
00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:10,583
OW! OW!
367
00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:12,333
I'VE GOT YOU NOW!
368
00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:15,166
HI, THERE,
20 FEET TALL,
DARK AND HANDSOME.
369
00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:16,291
WHAT?
370
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:18,208
GRR.
371
00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:20,125
WAIT!
372
00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:32,250
OW!
OOH!
373
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:34,208
I DON'T KNOW WHY,
BUT I BELIEVE I...
374
00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:35,958
OW, THAT HURTS!
375
00:18:35,958 --> 00:18:37,833
HUNKAHUNKA'S
TOO FAST!
376
00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:40,125
ALL THESE PEOPLE
KEEP GETTING PECKED,
377
00:18:40,125 --> 00:18:42,875
AND LOOKING RIGHT
AT EACH OTHER.
378
00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:44,708
People: OW!
379
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:45,708
THAT'S IT!
380
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,333
YOU NEED
TO SEE SOMEONE
381
00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:51,458
FOR HUNKAHUNKA'S
PECK TO KICK IN,
RIGHT?
382
00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:54,291
UNH DOODA-DOODA.
383
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:57,208
[PEOPLE MUMBLING]
384
00:19:00,291 --> 00:19:01,583
HERE I AM!
385
00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:05,625
READY TO MEET
MY SECRET ADMIRER.
386
00:19:12,416 --> 00:19:14,833
All: I THINK I LOVE YOU.
387
00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:16,625
NOW, ONE MOMENT, HERE.
388
00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:18,000
I'M A FRAGILE BOY--
389
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:22,250
UH, GIRL--I MEAN,
GIRL, I MEAN--AAH!
390
00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:27,708
CHI-TA!
391
00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:30,333
HA HA!
392
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:32,625
GANTU GOT IT.
393
00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:34,833
AND NOW EVERYONE
IS LOVESICK.
394
00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:39,291
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO SPRAY THE WHOLE
ROOM SOMEHOW.
395
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:42,250
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN,
GORGEOUS?
396
00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:47,708
[ALARM RINGING]
397
00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:56,125
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
398
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:57,458
WHAT AM I DOING HERE?
399
00:19:57,458 --> 00:20:00,875
YES, WELL, UH...
400
00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:02,833
DOMO ARIGATO.
401
00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:05,958
OK. THAT WORKED.
402
00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:07,750
MAKA MAKA!
GANTU!
403
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:09,166
[MOANS]
404
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,875
LET HIM GO, STITCH.
405
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:12,958
HE CAN HAVE
THIS ONE.
406
00:20:12,958 --> 00:20:14,208
WE DON'T NEED
HUNKAHUNKA
407
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:16,375
AND HIS FAKEY LOVE
HERE ON EARTH.
408
00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:19,708
YOU WANT PEOPLE
TO LIKE YOU BECAUSE
YOU'RE YOU,
409
00:20:19,708 --> 00:20:23,416
NOT BECAUSE
SOME BIRD BIT HIM.
410
00:20:23,416 --> 00:20:25,375
OHH.
411
00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:28,625
MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?
412
00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:31,250
HA HA HA HA!
413
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:32,291
WHEE!
414
00:20:32,291 --> 00:20:34,458
DAVID, I'M REALLY SORRY.
415
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:36,250
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT CAME OVER ME.
416
00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:39,333
AH, DON'T SWEAT IT.
WE'RE EVEN.
417
00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:42,875
ANY CHANCE
FOR ANOTHER
"NOT A DATE"?
418
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,083
SO, IT WAS ALL
AN EXPERIMENT'S FAULT?
419
00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:48,208
I GUESS MY ATTRACTIVE
EARTH WOMAN'S CAMOUFLAGE
420
00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:50,291
IS A MISERABLE FAILURE
AFTER ALL.
421
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:51,583
Keoni: MISS PLEAKLEY...
422
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:54,000
YOU LOOK
REALLY NICE TONIGHT.
423
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,333
UH-OH.
424
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,708
KEONI MUST NOT
HAVE GOTTEN WET.
425
00:20:57,708 --> 00:21:00,291
TIME TO GET OVER IT,
KIDDO.
426
00:21:00,291 --> 00:21:03,875
WOW! YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
AND QUIRKY!
427
00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:05,375
I AM?
428
00:21:05,375 --> 00:21:06,375
I AM, AREN'T I?
429
00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:10,291
WHOO-HOO!
MY CAMOUFLAGE IS
BEAUTIFUL AFTER ALL.
430
00:21:10,291 --> 00:21:13,458
WOW! KEONI HAD
A REAL CRUSH
431
00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:15,250
ON AUNT PLEAKLEY
ALL ALONG.
432
00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:19,291
OOH. NAGA BO-CHIFA.
433
00:21:21,291 --> 00:21:23,375
Hamstaviel: YOU HAVE
AN EXPERIMENT?
434
00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:24,458
GIVE IT TO ME!
435
00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:25,833
FASTER!
436
00:21:25,833 --> 00:21:26,875
WHY ARE YOU SO SLOW,
437
00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:28,458
YOU SLOW, SHARKY-THING?
438
00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:32,250
YOU'RE THE MOST INCOMPETENT
OF INCOMPETENTS.
439
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:35,875
AND ANOTHER THING
I'VE BEEN MEANING
TO TELL YOU...
440
00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:43,958
I THINK I LOVE YOU.
441
00:21:43,958 --> 00:21:45,708
REALLY?
TELL ME MORE.
442
00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:51,333
LIKE THAT IDIOTIC LOOK
ON YOUR FACE WHEN YOU HAVE
NO CLUE WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
443
00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:55,208
IT IS SO DISGUSTINGLY CUTE!
444
00:21:55,208 --> 00:21:57,166
AND ALL THE STUPID THINGS
YOU SAY--AW!
445
00:21:57,166 --> 00:22:00,250
HOW YOU MAKE ME LAUGH!
I LOVE IT!
446
00:22:00,250 --> 00:22:02,083
OH. EXACTLY.
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