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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:17,399 Put your head like this, with the weight on your forehead. 2 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:21,360 Make sure your feet are properly balanced, then up you go. 3 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:57,040 THE BEST WAY TO WALK 4 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:33,560 Kids! What are you doing? 5 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:37,800 Can't you see it's raining? 6 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:43,320 SUMMER 1960 7 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:47,079 - "Henri, is that you?" - "Yes, Princess. 8 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:49,999 "I came in through the garden." 9 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,319 "You risked your life to be here. 10 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:55,559 - "Henri, you're crazy!" - "Crazy about you, Princess!" 11 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:58,960 WELCOME TO SUMMER CAMP 12 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:05,439 - Line up! - We won! 13 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:07,720 Quenty! Monestier! 14 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:13,360 Didier, from "Crazy about you, Princess." 15 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:16,239 "Crazy about you, Princess." 16 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:20,200 "Keep quiet, you fool. My father despises you." 17 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:26,799 In our group There is no deadwood 18 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:30,440 There are dunces But they're all good... 19 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:32,720 Hurry up. 20 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:36,000 Put down your shield. 21 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:42,839 In our group There is no deadwood 22 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:46,000 We have dunces But they're all good... 23 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:08,160 Shut up! Wipe your feet! Dacosta, your feet! Shit! 24 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,479 What is this racket? 25 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:13,479 What the hell are you doing? 26 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:17,959 - Have you noticed it's raining? - Don't catch a cold, OK? 27 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:22,640 They can make as much noise as they want outside, but not here. 28 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:45,880 That's not funny! 29 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:05,920 Why aren't you in bed? 30 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:11,360 Sleep on your right side. 31 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:23,080 - Don't pretend! - Aren't you ashamed to cry? 32 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:26,840 What are you doing? Go to bed. 33 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:29,920 Now get some sleep. OK? 34 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:34,720 Why are you still up? Go to bed! 35 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:38,280 Hurry! 36 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:40,880 Thierry... 37 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:46,440 OK, lights off. Stop reading. 38 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:50,000 - Good night! - Good night, Philippe! 39 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:57,999 - Hi. - Evenin'. 40 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,839 - Poker? - No, I'll watch the movie. 41 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:03,839 On TV? It's great! I've seen it six times. 42 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:07,439 - Up to no good, are we? - What's that? 43 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:11,679 This, my dear son, is a suggestion box. 44 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:14,839 You'll find out more tomorrow. 45 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:16,999 It needs to be repainted. 46 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,039 - For the "Farewell Feast"? - Exactly. 47 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:21,279 The kids'll like that. 48 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:23,880 - G'night. - Good night, Mr. Director. 49 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:28,879 - Will you watch it too? - No, it's the original version. 50 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:31,200 I hate subtitles! 51 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:33,080 Stop! 52 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:39,840 I had humiliating dreams while I slept. 53 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:15,159 Shut up, Deloux! 54 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:18,359 - If we're disturbing you... - Let us know. 55 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:21,919 - Simmer down. - The movie's too confusing. 56 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:25,399 - You don't have a degree. - He's an illiterate! 57 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:28,440 Shut up! We're trying to watch a movie! 58 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:31,080 Deloux's riled up! 59 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:34,560 I mean, really! 60 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:38,360 You can't handle the truth. 61 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:43,680 I was too considerate, which is why people 62 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:46,560 unwittingly become cruel. 63 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:49,640 I understand. 64 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:05,959 - Bastards! - Are you happy now? 65 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:09,359 Watch your goddamn movie! We'll be quiet. 66 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:12,359 - Come on, Philippe. - No, it's OK. I'm tired. 67 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:14,599 We were just having fun. 68 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,959 Won't you stay and catch the ending? 69 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:19,600 - Deloux! Shut up! - G'night, guys. 70 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:23,439 Read this, please. 71 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:26,240 I'm a doctor, not a philologist. 72 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,880 - Sure he's OK? - What do you think? 73 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:34,959 I'm not a pervert But I'm well aware... 74 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:39,199 That blonde-haired women Have black hair down there. 75 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:43,280 - Stop fooling around. Two pair. - Not enough. Full house! 76 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:53,839 Let's use his flashlight. 77 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:57,080 No way! Don't waste my batteries! 78 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:19,759 Philippe? 79 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:22,159 - What? - Lend us some candles? 80 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:23,719 - Wait. - I'm coming in. 81 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,600 Wait! 82 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:32,240 What? 83 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:38,480 You use candles in your plays. 84 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:45,720 We'd like to keep playing poker. 85 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:13,720 He's back! 86 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:19,240 - Some candles! - Candles drive me bonkers. 87 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:25,800 Some guys do nasty things with candles. 88 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:29,000 - You, maybe? - Jerk! 89 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:33,279 You're like Deloux. You like sordid stories. 90 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:35,400 - Yeah, right. - I know. 91 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:39,080 Bigmouths are always innocent, right? 92 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:44,560 - That guy's such a jerk! - What are you doing? 93 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:03,639 - He's having sweet dreams. - Are we playing or what? 94 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:06,160 I had a full house. Your turn. 95 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:08,279 A ghost! 96 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:11,320 I can't sleep because of the storm. 97 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:15,080 Are you ready to deal? Go ahead. 98 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:24,720 It works better with electricity. 99 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:28,639 - Oh, yeah. - He's still sleeping! 100 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:32,559 - You're welcome to play. - Thanks, I'll go back to bed. 101 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:35,080 Another intellectual! 102 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:38,639 - Marc? - Yes? 103 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:41,599 Don't you have something to tell me? 104 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:44,680 Who, me? Like what? 105 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,480 Philippe, come take a look. 106 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:01,519 - Hello, Mr. Lambert. - Hello, Philippe. 107 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:03,480 - Hi, Dad. - Hi, Philippe. 108 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:10,280 I'll give you back the candles later. 109 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:15,839 - Looks great, no? - It's not bad. 110 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:19,679 Spruce it up with some paint. 111 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:23,279 It'll hide all the fingerprints. 112 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:25,399 Stay hidden back here. 113 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:29,000 You come out when the princess and Henri hold hands. 114 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,960 Make sure the spotlights are pointed at the king. 115 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:40,800 OK, Jean-Paul, "Keep quiet, you fool." 116 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:44,159 "Keep quiet, you fool. 117 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:47,239 "My father despises you. His soldiers are after you." 118 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,640 "My sweet Princess, your hand upon my heart..." 119 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,479 "Confound it! 120 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:55,079 "What do I see? My daughter with that scoundrel!" 121 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,600 It keeps coming off! 122 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:59,759 No, this is very serious. 123 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:03,080 Your daughter loves the son of your worst enemy. 124 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:06,800 You two, be serious. They're truly in love. 125 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:11,640 Yeah, very funny. Hold his hand. 126 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:15,999 Jean-Paul, you're the young girl. 127 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,519 You're shaking before your lover. Go on... 128 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:22,199 "My sweet Princess, your hand upon my heart..." 129 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:25,240 "Confound it! What do I see..." 130 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:27,800 Wait. 131 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:35,999 We hate fairies We say it loud and clear 132 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:39,799 They don't like it We don't want 'em here 133 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:43,439 The best way to walk Is still our way 134 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:46,680 Left foot, right foot Today and every day... 135 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:54,199 That's enough! Damn! 136 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:58,480 If you're not interested, let me know, I don't care... 137 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:01,160 We can do something else. 138 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:05,040 SUGGESTION BOX 139 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:09,600 Dear campers, dear counselors, 140 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:14,359 today I wish to talk to you 141 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,800 about our "Farewell Feast." 142 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:21,079 I'm sure you've all noticed... 143 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:24,359 How shall I call it...? This box. It's like a mailbox. 144 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:27,120 - Did you notice it? - Yes! 145 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:30,440 Silence! 146 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:36,399 We wrote on it "suggestion box." 147 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,959 Why is that? 148 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:41,759 Each of you 149 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:44,600 has the right and duty 150 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:50,760 to jot down on a piece of paper his own suggestions... 151 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:55,119 ...so that this year's Farewell Feast 152 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:59,120 will be an exceptional success! 153 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:05,439 Write down as many suggestions as you like 154 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:09,640 and drop them into the slot intended for that purpose. 155 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,320 Let me finish, please. 156 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:19,879 A few days before the feast, we'll open the suggestion box. 157 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:23,599 Every suggestion will be read 158 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:27,399 by the counselors and myself. 159 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:30,599 The camper who makes the best suggestion 160 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:33,600 will be named "Honor Camper." 161 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,559 That's a great idea. 162 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:47,759 The introspective Deloux loves the sound of his master's voice. 163 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:50,119 Bootlicker! 164 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:54,359 - It's an educational exercise. - I can picture the smut! 165 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,240 Let's go! 166 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,199 Behave! 167 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,040 What's so funny? 168 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:11,120 What is it? What's wrong? 169 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:18,960 - Tell me what's wrong. - It's Fr�d�ric. 170 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:22,719 - What'd he do? - He won't talk to me. 171 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,640 Is that why you're crying? 172 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:30,399 Stop talking to him too. 173 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:34,000 - To punish him. - Make him talk to me. 174 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:44,200 - Yes? - It's Marc. Can we come in? 175 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,320 Of course. Come in. 176 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,639 We're returning these. 177 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,040 Thanks. 178 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:55,880 - I'll put 'em... here. - Wherever you like. 179 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:11,080 - Your fianc�e? - We're not engaged. 180 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:17,840 Your girlfriend? 181 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:20,960 She's cute. 182 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:26,879 - What's her name? - Chantal. 183 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,159 It bothers him to talk about her. 184 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:30,879 - Not at all. - Yes! 185 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:33,320 It's obvious it bothers you. 186 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,600 She has a sensual mouth! 187 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:46,760 You're always reading books. 188 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:49,320 Books... 189 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:55,479 ...are for jerkoffs, my friend! 190 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,240 Let's split. 191 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:03,320 I think people who are always busy reading... 192 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,960 Some lesson! 193 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:55,880 - Right on my Merleau-Ponty! - What? What'd you say, Deloux? 194 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:12,480 L�ni! Sing us some blues! 195 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:20,480 - Who is it? - Philippe. 196 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,600 Come in. 197 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:29,439 - I'm always ready. - Were you sleeping? 198 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:30,719 Yes. 199 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:32,999 - OK, I'll be off. - No way! 200 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,880 You're here, so sit down. What is it? 201 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,040 Sit down! 202 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:53,320 I wanted to talk to you about something I find disquieting. 203 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:56,960 "Disquieting"? 204 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,639 Look... 205 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:04,879 I know it's late. It sounds stupid... 206 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:08,679 It's kind of difficult to explain. 207 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:11,000 But I think... 208 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,960 ...the groups shouldn't be kept apart. 209 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,719 Well said. 210 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,919 - Making fun? - Not at all. 211 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:21,319 I mean... 212 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:24,640 Each counselor has his group of boys... 213 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:29,000 ...but the groups never really mingle. 214 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,119 And... 215 00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:34,400 - That's keeping you up? - Yes. 216 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:41,959 Shouldn't your group and mine play the same games? 217 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:45,399 Why are the groups separate? 218 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:48,680 It'd be better if we had one big group. 219 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:54,080 Our groups should do the same activities. 220 00:20:55,480 --> 00:21:00,479 I'm here for the money, I'm not into educational activities. 221 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:03,040 - Really? - Yes. 222 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,800 Can I have one? 223 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:18,719 In any case, no... 224 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:22,919 It's too late. The teams are already set. 225 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:26,239 I'm sorry to have to tell you, but... 226 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:30,759 You try to teach them through song, dance, theater... 227 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:35,319 You can do whatever you like. It bores the hell out of me. 228 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:38,680 I'm sure my kids would feel the same way. 229 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:42,079 Did you talk to Deloux? 230 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:44,520 He'd love that, no? 231 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:48,119 - So long. - Wait! Don't take it bad. 232 00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:51,319 - You're too touchy. - No, it doesn't matter. 233 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:53,960 I told you to wait. 234 00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:00,239 Is that it? 235 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,199 Yes. 236 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:05,279 Our groups should play together? 237 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,919 We can try. Give me a hand. 238 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:11,279 - How? - Let me finish... 239 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:15,639 If you help me, I'll make sure my kids play sports. 240 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:19,079 I've been shirking my duties. In a way, I'm guilty. 241 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:21,960 What? I didn't understand. 242 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,359 Being the camp director's son... 243 00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:40,319 Don't be silly. Of course not. 244 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:45,000 I don't know why, but... Things aren't going well for me. 245 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,800 You create your own problems. Your books don't help. 246 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,440 I don't understand. 247 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:58,560 Don't the others have problems? 248 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:05,240 Why are you telling me all this? 249 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,439 It's only natural. 250 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:11,640 I'm confiding in you because... 251 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,800 - Everyone admires you. - Yeah, right! 252 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,279 I'm a bigmouth, so people listen. 253 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,800 Here, have a drink. 254 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:32,800 So? 255 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,640 Actually... 256 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:40,800 I'd like you... I want us to be friends. 257 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,560 "Friends"? 258 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:47,000 We are, aren't we? 259 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:56,040 It's tough to say, huh? 260 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,680 But... 261 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,760 What do you mean by "being friends"? 262 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,999 What does it mean? 263 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,679 What I just told you. 264 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:23,760 Make the kids play together. Exchange views. 265 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:26,800 I see... 266 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,520 Shit! 267 00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:40,320 I... I'm sorry. 268 00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:03,520 - Small favors too. - What? 269 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:10,119 Favors we can do for each other. Or for me. 270 00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:13,840 Sure. That goes without saying. 271 00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:17,920 - Does saying it help? - Yes. 272 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:21,760 - You agree, then? - Yes. 273 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:25,559 But... 274 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:29,680 What exactly do you mean? You want me to do you a favor? 275 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,879 It doesn't matter. 276 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:37,880 I don't know yet. Maybe at some point. 277 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,439 After all, we're friends now. 278 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:45,880 It's good to know we can count on someone. 279 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,480 Out! 280 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,679 Let me see. 281 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,879 We treated you right away. Tell your parents that. 282 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,079 Don't overdo it. 283 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,520 Your group doesn't measure up. 284 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:40,359 - What's with the smirk? - Today we'll do some drama. 285 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:43,240 "Today we'll do some drama." 286 00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,760 The battle scene. 287 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:51,880 I want Marc's group up here. 288 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,280 Manu, fetch the swords. 289 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,759 Are you listening? 290 00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:05,279 Stay behind the old king. 291 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:06,959 You two, come here. 292 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:10,319 Read your lines, turn to the marshal and say them. 293 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:13,559 - "Just spare my daughter." - Good. 294 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:18,639 And then you charge. You know what you have to do. 295 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,759 OK, let's rehearse. Remember, this is theater. 296 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:25,200 It's just for fun. It doesn't count for marks. 297 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,120 OK, ready? Lights! 298 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,719 Go ahead, Didier. 299 00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,279 "My lord, this is our fate. 300 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:44,279 "I shall be brave until the very end." 301 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:47,200 "You have sullied my honor. Give me back Isabelle." 302 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,759 "Soldiers, we must save our kingdom." 303 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,720 "Just spare my daughter." 304 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:31,320 - Enjoying it, huh? - This was your idea. 305 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:42,280 Are you nuts? 306 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,319 Someone lent it to me. 307 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:21,879 - You like naked women? - Yeah, they're fun to look at. 308 00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:25,239 Don't you dare look at stuff like this! 309 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,119 Confiscated. 310 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,640 What's that racket? 311 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:33,480 It's time to nap. Sleep on your right side. 312 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:19,120 You're out of shape. 313 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:29,359 Was the play a trick? 314 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,559 You did that on purpose? 315 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:35,479 I don't understand. What'd I do on purpose? 316 00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,800 Why would I have done that? 317 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:42,440 You seem to enjoy pissing me off. 318 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,400 Why? 319 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:55,679 - Why? - You think I don't notice? 320 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:59,039 You're trying mighty hard to piss me off. 321 00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:02,280 You're out to get me. You think I don't know? 322 00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:06,239 Because you saw me the other night? 323 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:09,399 Because you saw me in my room? 324 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:13,999 - So you figure... - I don't care about that. 325 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:18,439 - It's none of my business. - Then why do you pick on me? 326 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:22,639 You said I could do you a favor. What is it you want? 327 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,039 Our friendship is all ballsed up. 328 00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:27,839 Stop with the double entendres. 329 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:31,239 In my room at night, I do the same thing as you. 330 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:34,399 The same thing as you, buddy. 331 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:38,160 And if it isn't the same thing, it makes no difference. 332 00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,559 - I don't have special problems. - I'm not so sure. 333 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:47,239 Wait! Maybe you hide yours better. 334 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:50,559 I can also walk into your room without warning. 335 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:53,600 - What'll I see? - Yes, what? 336 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:58,720 - I'll find something. - What? 337 00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:04,560 Your dark secrets. Stuff that makes you hard. 338 00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:10,639 As my dear grandmother used to say, 339 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,320 "You're off your onion." 340 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:17,719 You're off your onion, buddy. 341 00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:21,639 It means you're screwed up, that you're nuts. 342 00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:25,799 But you came to me. Funny, isn't it? 343 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:28,879 "I want us to be friends." 344 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:33,600 You need me on your side. Are you worried I'll tell? 345 00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,640 You wouldn't. 346 00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:39,919 Pathetic. 347 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,359 You're a jerkoff. 348 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:45,280 You're shitting in your pants. 349 00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:52,959 I couldn't care less about a guy like you, 350 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,400 Mr. Camp Director's son. 351 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,920 I couldn't care less. 352 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,079 "My love, 353 00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:00,479 "You absolutely have to find a way 354 00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:03,799 "to come here on Sundays. 355 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:06,800 "I absolutely need to..." 356 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,960 - Need something? - No. 357 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,920 I thought maybe you did. 358 00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:38,960 Come in. 181 START an 898 (CHF -.50/SMS) 359 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,160 Want some? 360 00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:19,680 - Laughing at me? - No! 361 00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:25,839 G�rard told us a good one. It's kinda gross. 362 00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:29,719 Tell it to Philippe. You'll love it. 363 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:34,799 - No, not twice in a row. - G�rard! Say it again. 364 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,360 - OK, I will. - Maybe he's heard it. 365 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:48,560 There's this guy... He's married. 366 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:53,319 One night, after 10 years of marriage, 367 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:56,879 after he slips into bed with his wife, 368 00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:59,799 he tells her to lie on her tummy. 369 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,280 Suddenly, he buggers her! 370 00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:05,799 Wait... 371 00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:10,519 His wife's surprised. She's not used to that. 372 00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,199 But she lets him. She's nice. 373 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:18,879 The husband comes and falls asleep without saying a word. 374 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:22,559 The next day, he doesn't speak to his wife. 375 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:26,560 That night, same thing. She rolls over, he buggers her. 376 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:34,279 The husband comes and falls asleep without saying a word. 377 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:37,719 This goes on for weeks and months, 378 00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:40,279 even a whole year. 379 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:44,879 Every night, he'd bugger his wife without talking to her. 380 00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:48,759 His wife, after putting up with a year of silence... 381 00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:51,639 She can't stand it anymore. 382 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:54,599 She's upset. She demands an explanation. 383 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,279 She says, "Listen, Alphonse... 384 00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:00,079 "Take me as you want. 385 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:03,079 "But I am your wife. 386 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:07,519 "Talk to me. Tell me what's going on." 387 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:11,120 He tells her, "I don't talk to perverts." 388 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:26,120 Can you lend me your songbook? 389 00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:33,200 What? I asked you a question. 390 00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:39,280 You could at least answer me. 391 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,440 Sorry, I don't talk to perverts. 392 00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:47,440 Jerks. 393 00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:04,520 - Here comes the halberdier. - I've had enough! 394 00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:08,080 - It's cold! - Stop! 395 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,839 It's very cold. 396 00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:15,599 Don't pretend, you bastard. Answer me! 397 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:19,519 You keep complaining, but at least you have hot water 398 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,200 in your room. 399 00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:29,160 What do you want? 400 00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:38,920 - What? - What favors? 401 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,919 I don't know. 402 00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,200 Not yet, anyway. 403 00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:51,280 What could I possibly ask you? 404 00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:57,959 Are you otherwise happy? 405 00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,559 What? 406 00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:02,120 Despite what you may think, 407 00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:08,479 I haven't told anyone. 408 00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,439 I'm nice. 409 00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,640 I'm sure you did. 410 00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:20,880 Think whatever you like. 411 00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:33,720 Your fianc�e's coming tomorrow, right? 412 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,679 What's her name again? 413 00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:40,440 Pretty Chantal. I really like Chantal. 414 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:46,119 Say, she's... She's something, huh? 415 00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,560 Is she a good lay? 416 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,920 Does she give head? 417 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,479 No need to blush. 418 00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:02,559 That's what guys and girls do. 419 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:06,199 Love, sex, hair. 420 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,639 Don't you know that? 421 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:13,279 I doubt you can hurt her. 422 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:17,359 I'll bet you've never done it. Am I right? 423 00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:21,239 She sure must miss it. Maybe she's getting some. 424 00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:25,640 Other guys must be humping her. She's only human. 425 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,839 If a guy had told me what I just told you, 426 00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,599 I'd have ripped his face off. 427 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,400 You didn't even react. 428 00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:43,960 How pitiful! 429 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:51,600 I've had my fill of talking. Get lost! 430 00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:55,920 Get lost! 431 00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:35,079 You haven't changed much in a month. 432 00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:38,560 - Meaning? - Still talkative. 433 00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:44,760 I really enjoyed your letter. 434 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:49,480 It's a good thing I wrote first. You don't reveal too much. 435 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,720 Girls aren't supposed to write first. 436 00:42:56,040 --> 00:43:00,440 Your letters used to be flowery. But not this time. 437 00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:06,080 "You absolutely have to come." 438 00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:10,480 Actually, I like the "absolutely." 439 00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,399 The haircut was a good idea. 440 00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:18,640 It really suits you. 441 00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:23,520 Say... I rented a room for this afternoon. 442 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:27,840 What for? 443 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,080 Are you nuts? 444 00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:35,280 You're really out of it. 445 00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:39,039 Forget it. 446 00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:41,839 We can't spend the afternoon indoors. 447 00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:45,919 - We're expecting showers. - Introduce me to your friends. 448 00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,040 No. 449 00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:51,879 - I want to see your dad. - What about me? 450 00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:53,760 Please! 451 00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:13,079 - You know Sophie... - Yes. 452 00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:17,039 Believe it or not, she went camping with Jean-Claude. 453 00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:20,559 - Did you know? - She does whatever she likes. 454 00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,440 Check, please. 455 00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:24,840 No. I'm afraid. 456 00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:34,720 IT DOESN'T MATTER I LOVE YOU 457 00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:23,280 You'll miss it. 458 00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:25,719 You know... 459 00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:29,999 I heard that it isn't always easy the first time, so... 460 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,800 You think so? 461 00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:38,160 Don't worry. See you next week. 462 00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:06,519 I found the whole series in his room. 463 00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:09,199 Bravo, Deloux. Nice going! 464 00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:11,960 Come see me in my office, young man. 465 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,959 Say, buddy... 466 00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:16,960 The shame! 467 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,479 I'm not surprised. 468 00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:28,439 He didn't pay his rent or do his share. 469 00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,520 Pass me the cheese. 470 00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:38,640 This reminds me of a woman I used to love. 471 00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:46,199 - What do you think? - That it isn't very funny. 472 00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:48,880 Do you think it's sad? 473 00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:52,439 No big deal. These things happen. 474 00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:55,199 Want my beans? I can't finish 'em. 475 00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:56,719 No, thanks. 476 00:48:56,720 --> 00:48:59,839 I know you love the food we serve here. 477 00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:01,559 - No, thanks. - Yes, thanks. 478 00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:04,600 - I'm not hungry. - Beans promote regularity. 479 00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:32,320 "I absolutely have to talk to you, you bastard." 480 00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:39,880 - I received a strange message. - If you're gonna make fun... 481 00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:44,880 Tell me what it is you want. 482 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,440 I'm fed up, I'm through playing. 483 00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:53,160 What's the "small favor"? 484 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,880 I can suck your cock, if you like. 485 00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:02,759 - I know nothing about that. - Just leave me alone. 486 00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:04,600 I don't need you. 487 00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:08,240 I could kill myself. 488 00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:12,080 But I'll say it was your fault. 489 00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:16,720 - You've made my life hell. - What are you saying? 490 00:50:19,720 --> 00:50:22,320 What are you talking about? 491 00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:27,879 Let's just say I forgot, OK? 492 00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:32,199 I pissed you off a little. Now it's over, OK? 493 00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:34,080 It's all over. 494 00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:40,160 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 495 00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:42,280 I know you're honest. 496 00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:59,279 "The Sunday we spent together wasn't very merry. 497 00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:04,159 "But that doesn't matter. I really want to see you again. 498 00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:07,999 "I get the feeling something is troubling you. 499 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:11,359 "I think I should visit you more often. 500 00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:14,639 "I can come back next Sunday. 501 00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:18,080 "I hope I can make it every Sunday. 502 00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:24,999 "Don't torture yourself if we still haven't you-know-what. 503 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,319 "Maybe we're a little young. 504 00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:30,719 "It takes time for us to get to know each other. 505 00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:34,319 "But it's not that you don't appeal to me. 506 00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:36,839 "I love you very much. I love your body. 507 00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:39,279 "And I'm not at all afraid. 508 00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:43,439 "But I'm also well aware we both have certain needs. 509 00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:46,200 "I know we can't help it. 510 00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,999 "I hope you won't show anyone this letter. 511 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,560 "I love you dearly. Chantal." 512 00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:50,719 How are you? 513 00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:52,760 He came to pick up his chick! 514 00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:56,880 Coming. 515 00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:01,079 - Hi. - Marc, Chantal. 516 00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:03,919 You're Chantal? He's told me a lot about you. 517 00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:06,880 - Were you planning to split? - Not at all. 518 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:12,879 I'll see you this afternoon at the pool for the tournament. 519 00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:16,040 Looks like we have no choice. 520 00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:19,440 I'm counting on you. 'Bye. 521 00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:27,399 - You kept your sweatsuit on? - I was working this morning. 522 00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:29,800 I have to go back to change. 523 00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:36,240 - I'll just be a minute. - Chantal! Great to see you. 524 00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:50,240 I'll be right back. 525 00:54:33,240 --> 00:54:35,719 It doesn't always work. 526 00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:39,240 It's nice of you to come visit us on Sundays. 527 00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:45,480 - Did Philippe abandon you? - No, he's getting dressed. 528 00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:50,320 - Is Philippe your fianc�? - No. 529 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:56,359 - So he's your boyfriend? - I guess so. 530 00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:58,640 - That's funny. - Why? 531 00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:02,600 I'm amazed, that's all. 532 00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:06,399 Let me tell you... 533 00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:08,879 A guy with a pin in his eye 534 00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:12,520 isn't concerned about the future of the British navy. 535 00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:16,720 Know what I mean? 536 00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:24,120 Why don't you eat with us? Just this once. 537 00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:28,720 Don't you like us? 538 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,559 I don't like the way 539 00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:35,240 you order people around and expect them to obey. 540 00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:48,400 That was some blow! Philippe! 541 00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:52,879 Your girlfriend won't eat with us. 542 00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:56,239 - We made reservations. - You shouldn't exclude us. 543 00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:59,279 - We'd rather not. - What? 544 00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:01,160 We'd rather not eat with you. 545 00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:12,879 - What are you doing? - Yeah, what? 546 00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:16,360 I'm locked inside. The doorknob is broken. 547 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,800 No! 548 00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:23,840 - You have to jump! - It's not too far down. 549 00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:30,080 Come on! 550 00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:33,559 No, don't do that. No, Philippe. 551 00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:37,039 Philippe, get down now. Be careful! 552 00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:39,999 Wait. I'll tell you what to do. 553 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:43,439 See that iron thing on the wall for the shutters? 554 00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:46,279 See it? No, not the nail. 555 00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:48,799 Farther away. Don't touch it. 556 00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:50,800 It's useless. 557 00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:53,839 Your pocket! 558 00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:56,000 Be careful! You tore your pocket. 559 00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:59,520 He tore his pocket. 560 00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:06,959 - Did you get hurt? - He'll never admit it. 561 00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:08,720 Coming? 562 00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:26,200 - You could be more considerate. - Don't turn your nose up at us. 563 00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:30,000 See you later at the pool! 564 00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:51,480 Some sauce? 565 00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:01,880 What's wrong? 566 00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:06,599 You were talking at length to Marc earlier. 567 00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:08,600 What was so interesting? 568 00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:15,559 I was telling handsome Marc 569 00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:20,119 that although I'm young, I used to be even younger. 570 00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:22,719 Same with everyone around me. 571 00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:25,559 I was wondering what that meant. 572 00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:28,080 And that there was some terrible meaning. 573 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,160 - Are you angry? - No. 574 00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:38,879 And don't worry, I hate everything about that guy. 575 00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:40,720 He's very conceited. 576 00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:46,479 Do you want to go to the pool? 577 00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:49,679 Not really. No more than you do. 578 00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:51,440 Then let's not go. 579 00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:59,040 Yes. 580 00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:02,440 It doesn't matter. 581 00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:05,520 See you later, Dad. 582 00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:16,840 It turns out we have to go. My father's giving a speech. 583 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,720 On your marks! 584 00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:02,800 - What's wrong? - I have a headache. 585 01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:57,720 Silence! 586 01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:02,000 Children, 587 01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:05,279 I have an announcement 588 01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:08,359 I'd rather not have to make. 589 01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:10,599 Raoul Deloux 590 01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:12,440 is leaving us. 591 01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:17,800 Our comrade has committed a serious professional offense. 592 01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:21,439 In an establishment such as ours, 593 01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:23,440 that is unacceptable. 594 01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:27,039 Let this serve as an example. 595 01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:30,759 If I've taken measures in the past, 596 01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:35,360 you know full well that my main concern is fairness and justice. 597 01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:39,999 I am aware that in life, 598 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,400 we all have moments of weakness. 599 01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:49,039 Raoul Deloux, we bid you farewell. 600 01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:50,879 See you soon. 601 01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:54,960 We will keep a good memory of you despite this. 602 01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:01,759 Talk to them. 603 01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:04,599 It'd be considerate, classy and... 604 01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:09,239 - Mr. Deloux will talk to you. - Damn! You piss me off! 605 01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:11,840 All of you piss me off! 606 01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:27,120 - He's swallowing his tongue. - I'll handle it. 607 01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:32,640 Take him away! 608 01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:36,760 - He's disgusting! - Let go of me! My suitcase! 609 01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:39,680 Do something! 610 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,520 In the pool! 611 01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:50,759 - Stop! - He's sick! 612 01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:52,840 Everyone in the pool! 613 01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:02,040 - What are you waiting for? - Shut up! I'm going in. 614 01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:14,719 - I have to puke. - Not in front of everyone. 615 01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:16,839 I'll take him to the bathroom. 616 01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:20,039 - I'll come with you. - I'd rather you didn't. 617 01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:21,640 Wait for me here. 618 01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:28,960 Go ahead. 619 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:31,720 I can't. 620 01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:34,399 I never can. 621 01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:37,839 Force yourself. Think of shit, for example. 622 01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:40,880 Stick two fingers in your mouth, like this. 623 01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:44,839 - That'll make you throw up. - I don't want to. 624 01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:47,160 I told you to puke! 625 01:03:57,120 --> 01:04:00,000 There, doesn't that feel better? 626 01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:03,719 Let go! 627 01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:08,399 Why'd you throw me in the pool? And why'd you lie to me? 628 01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:12,719 - You're still out to get me. - Is this 'cause of Chantal? 629 01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:14,839 Shut the hell up! 630 01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:18,839 - Just leave me alone, OK? - This is the thanks I get... 631 01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:21,159 I don't care. Get lost! 632 01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:24,159 Show some respect, you bastard! 633 01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:26,680 You're giving me orders? 634 01:04:27,240 --> 01:04:30,359 When I see you, I feel like... 635 01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:34,879 I really feel like kicking your ass around. 636 01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:37,680 I feel like making fun of you. 637 01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:41,480 Pantywaist! 638 01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:48,000 Look what you did. 639 01:04:49,080 --> 01:04:51,240 Pretty gross. 640 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,480 Now eat your shit! 641 01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:56,840 Eat it! 642 01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:09,199 - What's going on? - I was helping him to vomit. 643 01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:11,239 - He's OK. - He was screaming. 644 01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:14,399 He's nuts. He claims I hurt him. 645 01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:17,359 - Leave him alone. - I did leave him alone! 646 01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:21,599 But then he told me off! A guy like that... 647 01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:24,840 Why are you dating a guy like that? 648 01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:30,560 No, leave me alone. Don't come in. 649 01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:45,960 I was going to help you. 650 01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:01,360 What the hell is this? 651 01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:14,560 Nothing to boast about. 652 01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:19,560 A slew of inanities, stupidities and insults. 653 01:07:21,880 --> 01:07:26,199 God help me if the parents get wind of this... 654 01:07:26,200 --> 01:07:31,199 Every nuance of baseness is in here. 655 01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:35,719 In fact, I sorted them out. The banal: 656 01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:38,360 "Screw the guy who reads this." 657 01:07:40,120 --> 01:07:43,959 Please, there's a lot more. A personal attack: 658 01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:47,359 "Marcassin is an idiot." 659 01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:49,239 A riddle: 660 01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:53,440 "Summer camp stinks and the director lays it on thick." 661 01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:57,439 Whatever that means. 662 01:07:57,440 --> 01:08:00,319 Now the insults: 663 01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:05,279 "Philippe's boys are a bunch of sissies." 664 01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:07,759 Thank you on behalf of Philippe. 665 01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:09,759 Pornography: 666 01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:12,200 "Nurse, strip!" 667 01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:18,439 I could find only two suggestions, 668 01:08:18,440 --> 01:08:22,280 and I wouldn't call them brilliant, but here they are: 669 01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:27,959 "I suggest we get sloshed." 670 01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:31,719 Or this laconic suggestion: 671 01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:33,680 "Cock contest." 672 01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:39,640 I know. 673 01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:42,519 Truly hilarious. 674 01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:47,120 But I'm not laughing. I await your suggestions. 675 01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:55,799 - We could... - Go on a trip? 676 01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:58,759 No! Long bus rides... 677 01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:01,559 Some kids'll throw up. No, thanks. 678 01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:04,999 We could organize a tournament. 679 01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,039 - Soccer? - No! 680 01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:09,719 Something special. Not soccer. 681 01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:12,519 - A picnic? - Would they like that? 682 01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:16,159 But it'd have to be different. 683 01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:18,999 - Good food. - Yeah... No! 684 01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:22,759 We could organize... You know... 685 01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:26,919 - A fair, with stands. - Good. With prizes to be won. 686 01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:30,559 And the cost? It'd cost plenty. 687 01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:33,719 The stands would have to charge people... 688 01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:37,639 The parents probably won't like the idea. 689 01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:40,199 They're already paying for summer camp, 690 01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:43,719 so would they want to shell out even more money. 691 01:09:43,720 --> 01:09:47,119 Let's go with the lone suggestion. 692 01:09:47,120 --> 01:09:49,639 The cock contest? 693 01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:51,519 You jerk! No! 694 01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:53,919 - A good meal. - Too boring. 695 01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:56,359 We'll make it more original. 696 01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:59,640 Sunday for dinner, three candies rather than two. 697 01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:07,240 Herv�, we can do without your asinine and insipid comments. 698 01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:12,039 - Why not a bike rally? - Listen to what I have to say. 699 01:10:12,040 --> 01:10:15,279 I'm surprised no one's thought of this... 700 01:10:15,280 --> 01:10:19,439 We'll throw a costume party. We'll invite the whole village. 701 01:10:19,440 --> 01:10:21,559 The parents are welcome to attend. 702 01:10:21,560 --> 01:10:24,319 It'll be fun to dress up. 703 01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:26,640 We could hold it at the playground. 704 01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:36,759 "Would you believe that I am now quite calm? 705 01:10:36,760 --> 01:10:40,039 "I hadn't been feeling myself lately. 706 01:10:40,040 --> 01:10:43,439 "We're organizing a ball for the Farewell Feast. 707 01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:45,359 "Don't come. 708 01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:48,879 "I'm worried you've had enough of me and my mood swings. 709 01:10:48,880 --> 01:10:52,480 "I'll see you in Paris in a few days, and I'll explain then. 710 01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:58,119 "I'm sorry if I'm not a simple guy who's easy to understand. 711 01:10:58,120 --> 01:11:02,159 "I'd like to be. I kiss you tenderly." 712 01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:05,079 "I'm sorry, but I'll be there. 713 01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:07,480 "You'll see that I'm right. 714 01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:10,599 "I want to know what you want. 715 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:13,759 "I want to learn all your secrets. 716 01:11:13,760 --> 01:11:18,040 "I want to understand. I want to teach you mine. 717 01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:23,079 "If we could sleep together a whole night, like children, 718 01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:25,399 "everything would work out. 719 01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:27,639 "That's why I'm coming. 720 01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:29,800 "And that's why I love you." 721 01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:15,799 Chantal! 722 01:12:15,800 --> 01:12:18,919 I'll bet you've never drunk whisky, right? 723 01:12:18,920 --> 01:12:20,640 Come! 724 01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:25,760 - Where's Phil? - He's coming. 725 01:12:26,520 --> 01:12:30,440 - Dressed as what? - You'll see. 726 01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:51,160 Ask me to dance. 727 01:12:54,840 --> 01:12:58,119 - Is he talking to me? - Looks like it. 728 01:12:58,120 --> 01:12:59,200 Please. 729 01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:02,880 May I? 730 01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:10,720 - What's the belle's name? - La Upa. 731 01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:15,599 OK, "La Upa." 732 01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:17,160 Rumba! 733 01:13:31,920 --> 01:13:35,519 - That's in poor taste. - Was it ever good? 734 01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:38,480 I'm in a strange frame of mind. 735 01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:40,879 I like everything. 736 01:13:40,880 --> 01:13:43,919 I love you even more than usual. 737 01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:46,520 You look ravishing tonight. 738 01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:50,200 He's so silly! 739 01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:55,639 And tonight, you're a real beauty. 740 01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:58,440 In fact, you're always beautiful. 741 01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:02,000 Bitch. 742 01:14:03,480 --> 01:14:07,759 - An orange drink? - Yes, with arsenic. 743 01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:10,920 - What? - No, I'll drink it straight. 744 01:14:12,880 --> 01:14:17,719 - Please, they're staring at us. - They are? Let them, darling. 745 01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:20,239 My big fool! 746 01:14:20,240 --> 01:14:23,479 She's totally wacky tonight. 747 01:14:23,480 --> 01:14:26,959 - Won't you offer me a drink? - For you, anything! 748 01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:30,280 Let us through! She wants a drink. 749 01:14:31,480 --> 01:14:34,199 Won't you dance with him now? 750 01:14:34,200 --> 01:14:37,079 Not tonight. Tonight is all about you. 751 01:14:37,080 --> 01:14:41,119 Tonight, I only wish to dance with Marc! 752 01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:43,279 Marc! The toreador! 753 01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:46,599 Get off my case, OK? 754 01:14:46,600 --> 01:14:49,319 - Marc, this is our night. - Yes... 755 01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:51,399 Don't forget about her. 756 01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:53,960 This is the last dance. 757 01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:13,600 Knock it off. Everyone's staring. 758 01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:22,960 - That's enough. Stop! - No. 759 01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:26,879 Marc, don't abandon me. 760 01:15:26,880 --> 01:15:30,800 Sir, ask her to stop. I've had enough, I'm bored. 761 01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:35,040 I'm gonna sock you! 762 01:15:44,840 --> 01:15:46,800 Are you OK? 763 01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:51,879 Marc? Marc! 764 01:15:51,880 --> 01:15:53,520 Shit! 765 01:15:55,920 --> 01:15:58,359 You're dancing with my lover. 766 01:15:58,360 --> 01:16:01,920 - You're dancing with my lover! - Get lost! 767 01:16:10,280 --> 01:16:11,800 What? 768 01:16:21,080 --> 01:16:23,600 My dear Marc... Where are they? 769 01:16:24,360 --> 01:16:27,320 Come, Marc. Now's the time. 770 01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:31,160 What are you afraid of? 771 01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:38,800 Where does it hurt? 772 01:16:49,280 --> 01:16:51,999 I'm not scared of being hit. Get that straight. 773 01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:54,759 I'm ashamed, merely ashamed. 774 01:16:54,760 --> 01:16:57,960 Where you're ashamed, where you feel itchy, I feel itchy. 775 01:16:59,080 --> 01:17:00,240 Me too! 776 01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:04,040 Where you scratch, I scratch. Me too! 777 01:17:21,200 --> 01:17:23,600 - You'll get hurt. - Leave me alone! 778 01:17:28,080 --> 01:17:31,120 Don't be afraid. Be yourself. 779 01:17:44,320 --> 01:17:46,160 He knifed me. 780 01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:51,359 He knifed me! 781 01:17:51,360 --> 01:17:53,800 He's crazy. 782 01:17:56,920 --> 01:17:59,440 I'm so sorry... 783 01:18:35,840 --> 01:18:39,760 A few years later... 784 01:18:40,640 --> 01:18:42,320 Come see. 785 01:18:45,840 --> 01:18:47,680 Shall we take it? 786 01:18:48,360 --> 01:18:52,159 - Not so fast. Here he comes. - Do you like it? 787 01:18:52,160 --> 01:18:55,239 It does have a certain appeal. 788 01:18:55,240 --> 01:18:59,279 What's not to like? Spacious, on Rue Mademoiselle... 789 01:18:59,280 --> 01:19:02,359 - It's noisy, isn't it? - A little, yes. 790 01:19:02,360 --> 01:19:05,119 You're not easy clients. 791 01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:09,959 This is the living room. Quite spacious, as most are now. 792 01:19:09,960 --> 01:19:14,279 It's the latest trend: few rooms, but lots of room. 793 01:19:14,280 --> 01:19:18,239 It's best not to buy too much furniture. 794 01:19:18,240 --> 01:19:20,839 Have you seen the closets? 795 01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:24,239 A huge closet on the right. One on the left. 796 01:19:24,240 --> 01:19:25,999 It isn't exactly cheap. 797 01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:29,960 You're wrong. I'd take it myself if I could. 798 01:19:33,880 --> 01:19:35,599 It's too steep. 799 01:19:35,600 --> 01:19:41,479 The agency's fee... We can work something out. I mean... 800 01:19:41,480 --> 01:19:43,000 Don't worry. 801 01:19:44,400 --> 01:19:46,799 It's really weird seeing you again. 802 01:19:46,800 --> 01:19:49,360 It's been ages. How many years? 803 01:19:52,840 --> 01:19:55,680 He hasn't changed. He's still... 804 01:19:56,560 --> 01:19:58,759 You've changed a little bit. 805 01:19:58,760 --> 01:20:01,559 You're more... You're prettier. 806 01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:04,680 - When are you getting married? - "Married"? 807 01:20:05,680 --> 01:20:07,520 Yes, of course... 808 01:20:09,480 --> 01:20:11,839 I made that mistake, and now... 809 01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:16,120 I'll drive you back to the agency so we can sign the lease. 810 01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:27,999 - After you. - No, go ahead. 811 01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:29,879 - Go first. - Listen... 812 01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:32,160 After you. 813 01:22:01,920 --> 01:22:05,420 Translation: Alberto De Lisi �pilogue57720

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