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Bill.
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Bill.
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Bill.
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Tax refund?
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That figures, wrong address.
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- Hey, Harriette.
- Ugh.
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Oh.
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Tough day?
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Yeah, I finally caught up
with that computer thief.
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He's been using his boss'
name to order extra equipment.
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Well, at least you finally caught him.
How's that new assistant working out?
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Not so good. He's
the computer thief.
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I heard someone come in. I
thought it might be my date.
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[IN UNISON] Date?
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Uh-huh. Ha, ha.
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Well, come over here and
sit down and tell us about it.
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Ooh, so who's your date?
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Fletcher Thomas.
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Oh, he's handsome.
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Honey, he is a major hunk.
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[CHUCKLES]
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He's taking me to dinner
and then we're going dancing.
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- Aw.
- And after that?
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Well, now, there may
not be any "after that."
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When men mambo with
Mama, they drop like flies.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Please don't mention it to Carl.
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Every time I get interested
in a man, Carl has a hissy fit.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Hello, Estelle.
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You look absolutely beautiful.
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Fletcher, if you're
trying to sweet-talk me...
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good start.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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- A rose for a rose.
- Oh.
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Don't wait up, honey.
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- Night, Mom.
- Night.
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Have a grape.
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- Great color.
- Mm-hm.
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- Gotta study.
- Yep.
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- School dance next week. Good night.
- Wait, wait, wait, whoa.
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School dance?
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Yeah, Sadie Hawkins
Day, girls ask boys.
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I'm gonna ask Greg Hudson.
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- Have I met him?
- No.
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But picture a Greek
god with his own moped.
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Well, just make sure Mr. Apollo
has you home before 11.
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Eleven? When are you gonna
realize I'm becoming a mature woman?
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When you can get through breakfast
without spitting Cheerios at your sister.
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Hey, is that that new
nightgown I bought you?
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- Yes.
- Let me see you model it.
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Aw.
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It's so pretty.
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Hello, gang.
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Oh.
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Laura.
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Nightgown.
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Oh.
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Steve? Steve?
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Steve.
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Are you okay?
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I'm sorry, it was just the shock of
seeing Laura in her unmentionables.
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Oops, I mentioned them.
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JUDY: Mom, Richie put silly
glue on the toilet seat again.
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- Well, just bring him on
down here. JUDY: I can't.
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Uh-oh!
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Laura, I realize money
is scarce these days...
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but why in tarnation doesn't
someone buy that woman some shoes?
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Steve, what do you want?
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Only to serve you, milady.
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[SINGING] Let's sit you
down upon the couch
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Doo-dah, doo-dah
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Gonna pop some grapes into
your mouth All the doo-dah day
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Now you're in your
place I can fan your face
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Steve! What do you want?
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Oh, I thought you might like to ask
me to the Sadie Hawkins Day Dance.
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- Steve, listen...
- I was gonna wait for you to call...
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then I realized that would be like waiting
for Dan Quayle to appear on Jeopardy!
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[LAUGHS THEN SNORTS]
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I was gonna ask Greg
Hudson to the dance.
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Greg Hudson?
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The smart,
good-looking, rich guy?
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But why?
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Well, because I
sort of like him a little.
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Actually, a lot.
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Actually, a whole lot.
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Oh.
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Oh, well, I see. I see.
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Well, I really hope you
and Greg have a good time.
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You'll probably get
stuck with going in a limo.
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That's too bad, because my cousin
was gonna take us in his horse trailer.
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Steve, are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm all right. It's
just something in my eye.
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Oh, look, it was my finger.
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I didn't mean to hurt you. I
just didn't wanna lead you on.
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I know. Tell you what...
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you go ahead and ask Greg
"Teeth are a little crooked" Hudson...
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but if he turns you down...
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A decision which could only
be the result of inbreeding.
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I'll be there waiting with
the horse trailer. Deal?
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Deal.
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]
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- What you gonna do, Willie?
- Gonna trash Urkel's locker.
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Why you gonna do that, Willie?
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Because it's Tuesday.
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Again?
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[ALARM WAILING]
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[ALARM STOPS]
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All right, come clean,
Fuffner. I know you did this.
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Not me, potato-face.
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"Potato-face," now there's a real
mastery of the English language.
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Fellow students, I implore you.
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Isn't there one of
you with the guts...
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to come forth and
testify against this ruffian?
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Sheep. You're all sheep.
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Oh, hi, Laura.
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- Uh, Greg?
- Hi, Laura.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Enough with the small talk.
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Would you like to go with me to
the Sadie Hawkins Day Dance?
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I can't, Laura. I
mean, I'd like to, but...
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You don't have to
explain, I understand.
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No, no, no, wait,
you don't understand.
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Good grief, man, have you
just taken leave of your senses?
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You were just asked out by the
most wonderful woman in the world.
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Would you keep your voice down?
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I'd like to go with Laura,
but Willie won't let me.
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Fuffner? The locker looter?
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Yeah. He told Laura he wanted her
to ask him to the dance. She said no.
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That's my feisty filly.
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Yeah, well, Willie's
getting back at her.
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He put out word that any guy
who goes to the dance with Laura...
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- will end up breathing through his ears.
- Ah.
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So he wants her to
go to the dance alone?
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Worse. He wants
her to go with you.
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Why, that swine.
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We'll just see about that.
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Fuffner, I have heard of
some low things in my time...
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but forcing Laura to go
to the dance with me...
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well, that's just
plain despicable.
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Thank you.
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Sir, not only have you
harassed and insulted me...
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but you have sullied the
reputation of my lady love.
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I demand satisfaction.
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He hit me with a mitten.
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Be careful, he got another one.
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Urkel, you are dead meat.
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Aah! Hold me back. Hold me back.
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ALL: Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Break it up! Break it up!
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You two wanna take a little
trip down to the principal's office?
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No, sir.
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I only wish to give this philistine
the pummeling he deserves.
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What did he call me?
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Phyllis somebody.
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Let him go, he's mine!
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So I take it this is a fight
you both wanna finish?
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- Yeah.
- I want you! I want you!
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- I want you!
- Okay. Okay!
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Noon. Saturday. Silver's Gym.
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In the ring, with
proper supervision.
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I'll be there, coach, but I got 10
bucks says that Urkel won't show.
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Oh, I'll be there all right,
Fuffner. With bells on.
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Hey, you really
think he'll wear bells?
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STEVE: Gee, Carl, thanks for
helping me hone my pugilistic skills.
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I'm so fast, I'm so pretty. I'm
a lean, mean Urkel machine.
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Steve, are you sure you
wanna go through with this?
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I have to. Laura's honor
has been impugned...
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by that pugnacious
pile of putrid pond poop.
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All right, climb into the ring and
let's see how much you have to learn.
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- Ready.
- Swell.
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Okay, uh, show me
your fighting stance.
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How's this?
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Great, if you're fighting
the Easter Bunny.
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All right, now, uh, show
me your fighting style.
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[PANTING]
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Steve.
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Steve.
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- Steve!
- Hmm?
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That's not a fighting
style, that's a plea for help.
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Teach me, Carl.
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All right, I'll try.
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But, Steve, I strongly suggest that
you consider a different strategy.
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Instead of trying to hit
your opponent, run from him.
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- Ah, sort of like an Urkel Shuffle.
- Right.
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I'll work on that, but could you
show me a few punches anyway?
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Okay. Now, Steve, a boxer's
most important punch is the jab.
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It's a quick straight blow
to your opponent's face.
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Now, let's see your jab.
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How's that?
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Fine, fine.
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Just next time,
wait till I'm ready.
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- Oh, sorry, big guy.
- Mm-hm.
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Now, another good
punch is the left hook.
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The arm travels in
a circular motion...
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hopefully connecting
with your opponent's chin.
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It's a real good punch to have, especially
if the other guy's just using his jab.
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Sorry. Reflex.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Another good punch to
have is the right cross.
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It's a power move. A
knock-you-out punch.
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Now, when you see an opening...
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your right hand comes
across your left hand...
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with all your weight
behind it. Like this:
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You don't wanna overuse your right cross.
You save that for the perfect moment.
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Most of the time you'll be relying
on your left hook and your jab.
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Oh.
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That's enough for today, Steve.
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- I couldn't believe it, ha, ha.
- Ha, ha.
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Estelle, when we finished that
mambo, and everybody applauded...
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I was so proud, I
thought I'd bust a gut.
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Be honest, Fletcher...
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they applauded because
you split your pants.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Oh, Fletcher, I had
a wonderful time.
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- Me too. Good night.
- Good night.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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- Oh, hi.
- Hi.
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I'm Carl Winslow.
Who the hell are you?
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I'm Fletcher Thomas.
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You must be Estelle's son. She's
told me an awful lot about you.
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Oh, really? That's funny. She
hasn't mentioned a thing about you.
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Ahem, by the way, I'm a cop.
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Oh.
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That's nice. Well, good
night again, Estelle.
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Good night, Fletcher.
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And thanks again for a
wonderful, lovely evening.
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The pleasure was all mine.
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Pleasure? What pleasure?
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- Don't start with me, Carl.
- But...
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Mama, you were kissing that man.
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00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:30,818
So?
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Well, you're my mother. Moms
aren't supposed to do that stuff.
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If mothers didn't do that
stuff, you wouldn't be here.
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But... But...
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I think I'm getting a headache.
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Carl, honey...
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Fletcher's a good man.
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He enjoys my
company, and I enjoy his.
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That's good, Mama, really
good. I'm happy for you.
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Bless you, you sweetheart.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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Fletcher Thomas.
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- You sure that's his real name?
- Yeah.
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I'll run a make on him.
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[SCOFFS]
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Hi, Laura.
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Hello, Greg.
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You okay?
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No. It really bugs me
that Steve is the only
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guy with enough guts
to stand up to Willie.
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WILLIE: Yeah.
- Okay, here we go.
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[CROWD BOOING]
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CROWD: All right! Yeah!
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CROWD [CHANTING]:
Urkel! Urkel! Urkel!
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- Yeah! CROWD: Whoo!
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BOY: Urkel! You rock!
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Yeah!
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Yeah. Whoo, whoo!
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Rachel, did Steve like
the robe we made him?
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Oh, yes, he was really touched.
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After the fight, he
wants to be buried in it.
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[BELL RINGS]
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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what we got here is a
three-round grudge match.
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In this corner, weighing
in at 142 pounds...
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Hurricane Willie Fuffner.
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[CROWD BOOING]
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And in this corner...
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at 97 pounds soaking wet...
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Steve "The Iron Man" Urkel.
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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All right, gentlemen,
you hear the bell...
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you come to the center of the ring,
you touch gloves, you commence fighting.
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[BELL RINGS]
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[STEVE GRUNTS]
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- Gee, he lasted longer than I thought.
- One, two...
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Steve. Steve.
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Not now, Carl, I'm busy.
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Listen, stay away from him.
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- Try the Urkel Shuffle.
- Right.
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[WILLIE GRUNTS]
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[CROWD CHEERS]
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BOY: Yeah. GIRL: Yeah.
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BOY: Come on.
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Come on, Steve.
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CARL: Go, Steve. GIRL: Yeah.
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STEVE: Yeah!
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STEVE: Ugh.
- Oh.
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- One, two... CARL: Steve!
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Keep going!
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I... I can't.
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He broke my shuffle.
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Steve, I think we
should throw in the towel.
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No way, Carl.
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If I can just hit him once, with all my
might, why, I'll drop him like a bad habit.
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Come on, fight.
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[STEVE GRUNTS]
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Uh-oh!
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[CROWD GROANS]
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Oh!
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Oh!
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- One...
- Steve!
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REDDING: two...
- Laura?
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There's three of you.
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Oh, the world doesn't
deserve such riches.
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Steve, stop getting
back up. Stay down.
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Don't worry, my little...
[CROWD GROANS]
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We'll talk later.
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- Yeah.
- One...
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- two...
- Steve, stay down!
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Stay down!
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What'd you say?
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CROWD: She said, stay down!
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All right, Fuffner.
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Quit stalling.
Where are you, huh?
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Now, take that.
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And a little of that too.
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GREG: Hold it!
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Willie, I'm tired of you
pushing us around.
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If Urkel can stand
up to you, so can I.
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So after you finish him,
you're gonna have to fight me.
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- After?
- And then me.
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And then me.
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Come on, I can take you all on.
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What you gonna do now, Willie?
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Run.
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Me too, Willie.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the fight's over.
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- Steve, are you okay?
- Huh? Huh?
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I seem to be all right. I don't
seem to be hallucinating...
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or experiencing any other
signs of a concussion.
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00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:10,655
Hey, Laura, if you still want me to
go to the dance with you, I'd like to.
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Thanks, Greg, but I've
decided to go with my champion.
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Steve, will you go with me to
the Sadie Hawkins Day Dance?
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Oh, no, I was wrong.
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I am hallucinating.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the winner by a principle...
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Steve "Iron Man" Urkel!
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[ALL CHEERING]
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