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- Hi, Mom.
- Hi, honey.
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- So how was the bridge game?
- I dropped a bundle.
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Mabel and Clara cheated again.
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I just know they're sending
signals with their dentures.
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Well, then why do you
keep playing with them?
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All my honest friends are dead.
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Well, Mom, that's terrible.
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You're telling me. They
all owed me money.
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And speaking of
death and money...
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how would you like to
buy some insurance?
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Excuse me?
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Well, Mabel's son Reuben,
he started selling insurance.
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I think you should buy some.
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Ha, ha. Forget it, Ma.
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The last thing I need
is more insurance.
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Carl, are you okay?
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Ma? ESTELLE: Yes, Carl.
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Call Reuben.
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Judy, you've been
stalling for over an hour.
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Go to bed.
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Shoot.
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I was this close to Arsenio.
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I thought she'd never leave.
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You guys got a minute?
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Gee, a whole five seconds alone.
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That's all it took to get Judy.
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Mom, Dad, my life is over.
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- What's wrong, honey?
- Science class.
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I'm in big trouble.
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I may get a B.
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I got a B once. I framed it.
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Dad, this is serious.
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I can't afford to get a B
on my permanent record.
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From now on, no
parties... and no TV.
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- But...
- In fact, I'm grounded.
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- Laura.
- Don't argue.
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Someday I'll thank
myself for this.
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Gee, I hope we
weren't too hard on her.
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Class.
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Try to focus your vacant
stares in my general direction.
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Ahem. Today we'll be visiting
the wonderful world of crustaceans.
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Oh, dear. I left my
crabs in the car.
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While I'm gone, start thinking about
your upcoming science project...
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which will count for 50
percent of your final grade.
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- Aw.
- Ah, ah, ah.
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You will all partner off...
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and the best project will be
entered in the city science fair.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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Yes, Steven?
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Can we pick any field
of scientific endeavor?
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Sure, it's wide open.
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All right.
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Three cheers for Mr. Nagy.
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Hip, hip...
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Bless you, Steven.
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Ahem. Fortunate indeed is the
student who gets to be your partner.
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Hey, Steve. Buddy, partner.
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Who you bringing to
my party this Saturday?
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- Gee, I didn't know I was invited.
- He can't go.
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He has a date with me.
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I do?
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Urkman, partner up with me...
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and I'll introduce you to
every cheerleader in this town.
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- No, no.
- Oh, well, hey, guys, give me room.
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Okay, there. Yeah.
Come on, hey, hey.
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Boy, some people will do
anything to get a good grade.
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Yeah.
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You think Urkel could use
a new pocket protector?
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Hello, my heavenly hostess.
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Why didn't you just barge
in like you usually do?
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Well, since this is the first
time you actually invited me...
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I thought I'd ring the doorbell.
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Come on in.
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That's quite an outfit, Steve.
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Even for you.
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Thanks.
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My entire ensemble is comprised
of gifts from desperate classmates.
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All the way down to my
Enrico Fermi odor eaters.
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What a thoughtful gift.
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So, what's on your
mind, my little petri dish?
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Well, I was hoping we could be
partners on the science project.
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Oh, you were, were you?
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Well, well, well.
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My, my, my.
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Gee, gee, gee.
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Forget it. Go home.
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No, no, no. Uh...
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I'm not saying that I
won't be your partner.
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- Then what are you saying?
- I'm saying that I'm in demand.
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In other words, I'm in the driver's
seat, and you're the hitchhiker.
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Make me pull over.
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If you choose me to be your
partner, our relationship might change.
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I'm hitting the brake.
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We'd have to spend a
lot of time alone together.
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Ooh, I'm pulling
onto the shoulder.
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Every day, and even some nights.
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Ooh, I'm opening
the passenger door.
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And if we get an A, we can
celebrate by going to a movie.
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Ooh, hop in, baby.
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- So we're partners?
- For life.
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Let's just start with
the science project.
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It's gotta be a killer,
a guaranteed A.
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No sweat, my pet.
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I'll just get busy in
my basement lab.
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But in the meantime, I'll just
make like an atom and split.
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Ooh, ooh.
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I'll return that to you
at the movies. Oh.
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Yes.
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Laura?
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You're going to the
movies with Steve?
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Well, I wanted him to
be my science partner.
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I had to promise him something.
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Oh, now, wait a minute.
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Laura, don't you think
you're sort of using him?
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No.
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Steve gets to spend time with
me, and I get an A in science.
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It's a fair exchange.
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Honey, it's not fair.
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You know, you're leading him on
and Steve has real feelings for you.
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They're weird Urkel
feelings, but they're real.
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Aunt Rachel, nobody's
gonna get hurt.
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I hope not, Laura.
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But I'm warning you, this
thing could blow up in your face.
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- Who is it? LAURA:
It's me, Laura.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh, my goodness,
gotta hide my unmentionables.
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Ooh.
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Welcome, my sweet.
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At last you're here
in my inner sanctum.
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Allow me to give
you the grand tour.
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Bugs?
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Five hundred different species, all
caught and hand-mounted by yours truly.
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This is Tom. This is Rufus,
and that's Benny and that's...
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Steve, Steve. You
can introduce us later.
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Just show me the project.
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Okay. Right this
way, right this way.
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Now, fasten your seat belt...
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because this baby's gonna
blow your bloomers off.
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Wow. This is great.
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What is it?
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You're looking at a 50
megaton thermonuclear device.
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- You mean...?
- That's right, baby.
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Your very own atom bomb.
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I knew you'd be thrilled.
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This is just a model, right?
It can't explode, or anything.
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Why, of course it can. I love
you too much to build you a dud.
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But where'd you get
that radioactive stuff?
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I just called my uncle at the
Pentagon, Colonel Dirk Urkel.
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There's an Urkel in our
Defense Department?
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Uncle Dirk sent me
some uranium scraps.
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C.O.D.
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Steve, isn't this
against the law?
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Oh, sure.
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Possession of a deadly radioactive
substance is a federal offense...
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punishable by life in prison.
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But hey, no guts, no glory.
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Steve, I can't go to jail.
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Don't you know what
they do to cops' kids in jail?
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Unh. Easy. Easy.
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Ea... Oh, oh, oh.
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Easy, the coat is rented.
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Well, you said you
wanted a killer project...
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a guaranteed A, so I built
you an A-bomb. Get it?
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But what if it goes off?
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Impossible, my cautious cutie.
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The detonator is computerized
and voice activated.
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So it can only go off by
saying one very special word.
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"Buttercup"?
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The computer will only
recognize my voice pattern.
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Now, don't worry
your pretty little head.
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Just polish our bomb, and
make it look nice for the judges.
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Sweets for the sweet.
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Perhaps a Jujubee,
or a chocolate Kiss?
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No, thank you.
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Not even a peanut butter cup?
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Uh-oh. You have activated
your nuclear device.
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Ten minutes until a
really big boom. Boom.
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Steve, stop kidding
around. This isn't funny.
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- Well, you're telling me.
- Turn it off.
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I can't. It's equipped
with a fail-safe device.
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Once the program has been
activated, it can't be stopped.
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You got that right, bub.
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Ouch. Why, I ought to
vaporize you right now.
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We have to do something.
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Oh, now that's
just plain pathetic.
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Don't panic, my love.
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If I remember correctly, the safest
place to be during a nuclear explosion...
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is in a reinforced basement.
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Not when the bomb is
in the basement with you.
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Good point. Panic.
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Seven minutes left.
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You're about to be exposed to
3 billion rads of deadly radiation.
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But look on the bright side,
soon you'll be your own night light.
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- Where are you going, my nuclear nymph?
- I have to warn my family.
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Besides, yours is not
the last face I wanna see.
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Let's talk
homeowner's insurance.
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Your home is a big investment,
and it needs big protection.
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Reuben, we're already covered
for fire, flood, locusts, mosquitoes...
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How about tornados?
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Mom, Dad.
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00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,254
Urkel built an atom bomb,
and it's about to go off.
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00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,829
Carl, I'm worried about Laura.
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00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:33,466
She's obviously been
studying too hard.
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- Yeah, she's snapped.
- I haven't snapped.
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Urkel really did build an atomic
bomb and it is about to go off.
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That doesn't sound
like our Steve.
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Well, actually, it was my fault.
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I put him up to it.
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Do you see what your
daughter has done?
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Oh, sure, she makes the
honor roll, she's your daughter.
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She blows up the
world, she's my daughter.
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Laura, there is absolutely
no excuse for your behavior.
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You are grounded for...
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- When is the bomb going off?
- Five minutes.
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For five minutes.
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Now, go to your room and stay
there until you're blown out of it.
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You guys. We're gonna die.
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Well, that's life.
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That's what people say.
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You're riding high in
April, blown up in May.
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00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:31,580
But we're not gonna
let it get us down
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'Cause this fine old world
Keeps spinning 'round
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I've been a puppet
- A pauper - A pirate
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- A poet - A pawn And a king
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I've been up and
down And over and out
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And I know one thing
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Each time I find
myself Flat on my face
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I just pick myself up
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And get back in the race
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That's life That's life
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- That's what the
people say - That's life
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You're riding high
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911. I'll dial 911.
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00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:26,106
- Do you mind?
- Eddie, hang up.
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00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:29,010
Forget it, Laura. I'm on
the phone with Jolene.
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She thinks I'm cuter
than Fresh Prince.
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I need the phone.
It's an emergency.
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00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:38,523
So is this. I don't have a date
yet for Saturday night. Aah!
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There won't be a Saturday night
if you don't give me that phone.
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Aah! Get off of me. Let me go.
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Go away. Unh!
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Eddie.
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Hello, Laura.
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00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:06,049
Aunt Rachel?
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00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:10,715
So you used Steve, and
now he's gonna blow us all up.
246
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:14,588
But how can you be an angel and
the bomb hasn't even gone off yet?
247
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:18,424
Oh, Laura, why wait
till the last minute?
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Besides, I want to look
my best for St. Peter.
249
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,469
Aunt Rachel, you were right.
250
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:27,801
You said if I used Steve, it
would blow up in my face.
251
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:29,169
Can you ever forgive me?
252
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:33,276
Well, sure, I can. But I'm
not so sure about St. Peter.
253
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:38,180
After all, destroying Chicago won't
look good on your permanent record.
254
00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:48,286
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
255
00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:54,197
Five, four, three, two, one.
256
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:03,502
Did I do that?
257
00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:09,708
I'm so sorry.
258
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,113
I'm so sorry.
259
00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:14,253
I'm so sorry.
260
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:15,883
I'm so sorry.
261
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,385
I'm sorry.
262
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,029
- I'm sorry.
- Oh.
263
00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:40,677
I'm alive.
264
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,314
You're alive.
265
00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:43,881
Oh. Calm down, Laura.
266
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:46,747
You were just
having a nightmare.
267
00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:49,649
It was terrible.
268
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:52,155
You built an atom bomb
for our science project.
269
00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:54,589
Mr. Nagy was selling insurance.
270
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,286
My parents were singing off-key.
271
00:19:58,364 --> 00:19:59,798
And then we blew up Chicago.
272
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:03,327
Well, gee, Laura. I'd
never build an atom bomb.
273
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:05,869
Although, I could.
274
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:11,135
Steve, sit down.
275
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,176
Look, I owe you an apology.
276
00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:19,477
The only reason I asked
you to be my partner...
277
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,644
was because I was
worried about my grade.
278
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:24,723
When I said my feelings for
you might change, I was lying...
279
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,518
and I'm sorry.
280
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:31,330
So you used me.
281
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:36,094
You trifled with my emotions.
282
00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:40,603
I offered you my heart and
you stomped that sucker flat.
283
00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:46,103
Yes.
284
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:48,477
No biggie.
285
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:52,549
- What?
- Well, you fessed up.
286
00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:53,742
That's what counts.
287
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,820
Your honesty only
makes me love you more.
288
00:20:56,956 --> 00:21:02,259
- So will you still be my partner?
- Hey, you bet, my pet.
289
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,397
Thanks, Steve.
290
00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:08,193
Hold it.
291
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:11,036
A few minutes ago, was
it just my imagination...
292
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:12,637
or did you actually hug me?
293
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,599
- I hugged you.
- Just checking.
294
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:29,581
Ladies and gentlemen...
295
00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:33,851
presenting the world's greatest
science project, the Laura.
296
00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:38,930
- Oh, Steve.
- Hey, that is neat.
297
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:41,624
- Yeah, and it looks real.
- Of course it's real.
298
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:45,169
The Laura has a perfectly
calibrated solid fuel to mass ratio.
299
00:21:45,337 --> 00:21:47,602
Why, this baby could make
it to the moon and back.
300
00:21:48,073 --> 00:21:49,701
Well, hop on, and take off.
301
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:52,538
You could be the
first Urkel in space.
302
00:21:53,379 --> 00:21:54,677
Yeah, make it fly.
303
00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:57,339
No. No rocket
launching in the house.
304
00:21:57,516 --> 00:21:59,382
Not to worry, Winslows.
305
00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:01,077
The Laura can
only be launched...
306
00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:05,213
by punching in a complicated series
of commands into the remote control.
307
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,489
Oops.
308
00:22:22,741 --> 00:22:26,644
Gee, what a beautiful day.
309
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,514
Uh, come here, Steve. - Uh-uh.
310
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:34,381
Come here. Come here. - Uh-uh.
311
00:22:34,553 --> 00:22:35,833
Come here, Steve. Get him.
312
00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:37,581
Get him.
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