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MY FATHER TAUGHT ME A POEM
WHEN I WAS A KID.
YOU WANNA HEAR IT?
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IS THIS SOMETHING YOU FEEL
COMPELLED TO DO?
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WELL, I MEAN, I AM HERE
AND I GOT THE POEM
LOCKED AND LOADED.
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OKAY. GO AHEAD THEN.
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YOU READY?
YEAH.
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UH, SOMETHIN', SOMETHIN',
SOMETHIN' RUN.
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I'M PARAPHRASIN' HERE.
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SOMETHIN', SOMETHIN',
SOMETHIN' SUN.
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THAT'S, UH, NICE.
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IT'S GOOD TO HAVE, LIKE,
POEMS FROM CHILDHOOD I THINK.
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YEAH, YOUR FATHER YOU SAY
READ THAT TO YOU?
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YEAH, I THINK HE WROTE IT.
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DID HE?
YEAH.
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GREAT. EXCEPT FOR THE PARTS
YOU DON'T REMEMBER.
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WELL, YEAH,
BUT I MEAN THE IDEA OF IT.
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THE FACT THAT HE READ IT
TO ME EVERY NIGHT.
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I MEAN, I REMEMBER THAT
CRYSTAL CLEAR.
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I GOT YOU. THANKS FOR WHAT
YOU SORTA TRIED TO KINDA
DO FOR BRENDON.
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HELPIN' OUT YOUR KID?
THAT'S WHAT I WAS TRYIN' TO DO.
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NO PROBLEM, YOU KNOW.
ALWAYS HERE TO HELP OUT.
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ESPECIALLY BRENDON. YOU KNOW,
I LIKE HIM AND STUFF.
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WELL, TODAY YOU DID GOOD.
THANKS, ANDREW.
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OKAY, PAL, LET'S GO.
HEY, HOLD UP, OFFICER.
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YOU'RE A LAWYER,
RIGHT, ANDREW?
YEAH, I'M NOT THAT KIND OF...
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OH, WHAT KIND OF...
MORE OUT OF COURT LITIGATION.
NOT REALLY...
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SO YOU CAN'T HELP OUT
ON THIS ONE?
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NOT SO MUCH.
OKAY, LET'S GO.
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I FOUND IT. I FOUND THE FOOT.
BRENDON, I FOUND THE FOOT.
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IT IS FINISHED.
THE CLOCK HAS STOPPED.
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I HAVE FOUND THE FOOT.
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UH, BRENDON.
YEAH.
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WHY IS SHE DOIN' THAT?
I HAVE NO IDEA.
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WHAT A WEEK.
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WE SHOW THE MOVIE BACKWARDS.
IT'LL BE COOL.
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IT OPENS WITH
THE ENDING AND IT ENDS WITH
THE BEGINNING. IT'S BACKWARDS.
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BRENDON.
BRENDON, BRENDON, BRENDON.
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YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE
A MOVIE BACKWARDS.
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OH, NO, NO, NO.
I CAN. I CAN.
SEE, THAT'S THE NEW THING.
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ALL THE DIRECTORS
ARE DOING IT, SO...
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BUT, BRENDON, IF WE SHOW
THE ENDING FIRST, THEN WON'T
THAT GIVE AWAY THE ENDING?
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YEAH. BUT NO, NO, NO, BECAUSE
IT'S NOT REALLY THE ENDING.
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BRENDON, THE MOVIE'S
ALREADY WRITTEN.
RIGHT.
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FORWARDS.
RIGHT.
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YEAH.
RIGHT.
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SO IT'S IN ORDER ALREADY.
RIGHT.
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SO YOU CAN'T CHANGE IT
AND JUST MAKE IT BACKWARDS.
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NO, I CAN.
ALL THE DIRECTORS ARE DOING IT.
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YEAH, BRENDON, BUT THOSE
DIRECTORS ARE HACKS,
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AND THEY'RE JUST
LOOKING FOR A HOOK.
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LET'S SHOOT THE LAST SCENE WHICH
IS, UH, NOW THE OPENING SCENE.
UH, YOU'LL SEE.
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OKAY, LAST SCENE. ACTION.
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NO, LARRY, LET ME TELL YOU
HOW IT'S GONNA BE.
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I'M GOING OUT THERE
AND WALKING DOWN THAT AISLE.
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OH, THANK YOU, CATHY.
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ALONE, IN THE OTHER DIRECTION.
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DOWN THE AISLE
AND OUT THE DOOR.
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THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU
HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH MY SISTER
THE NIGHT BEFORE OUR WEDDING.
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CATHY, CAN'T YOU
GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE?
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LOOK, LARRY, THE ONLY
THING I'M GONNA DO...
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WAIT. THE ONLY THING IS...
WAIT. CAN WE DO IT AGAIN?
I SCREWED IT UP.
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NOPE. CUT. PERFECT.
BUT I MESSED UP.
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I'LL FIX IT IN POST.
YOU ALWAYS SAY YOU'RE GONNA FIX
IT IN POST, BUT YOU DON'T.
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NEXT SCENE, WHICH IS REALLY
THE NEXT TO LAST SCENE. OKAY.
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ACTION.
YOU HAD AN AFFAIR
WITH MY SISTER?
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CUT. PERFECT.
I DON'T KNOW, BRENDON.
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WE'LL FIX IT IN POST.
THAT'S A WRAP
FOR TODAY, GUYS.
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MY DAD'S COMIN'
TO PICK ME UP.
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I GOTTA AGREE
WITH JASON AND MELISSA.
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YOU CAN'T JUST
SHOW A MOVIE BACKWARDS.
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IT WOULDN'T MAKE SENSE.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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HEAD DOWN.
INTERLOCK THE FINGERS.
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STICK YOUR BUTT OUT.
RIGHT.
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BEND YOUR KNEES.
OKAY.
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OKAY, LEAN ON
THE BALLS OF YOUR FEET.
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HEY, THIS ISN'T
VERY COMFORTABLE.
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NO, NO, IT'S OKAY. YOU'RE FINE.
AND MOVE CLOSER TO THE BALL.
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OKAY. WAIT A MINUTE.
JUST RELAX.
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OKAY.
OKAY. YOU RELAXED?
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NOT REALLY.
PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN.
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OKAY, SWING! SWING!
IT TOOK ME 20 MINUTES
TO GET LIKE THIS.
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SWING NOW.
NO!
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YOU CAN'T THINK ABOUT IT.
YOU JUST HAVE TO SWING.
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OKAY. SORRY.
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YOU KNOW,
GOLF'S A GREAT GAME, BRENDON.
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IT TEACHES DISCIPLINE,
HUMILITY, SPORTSMANSHIP,
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MATH...
I'M A HUGE FAN
OF ALL THOSE THINGS.
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OF COURSE YOU ARE.
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AND IT'S SOMETHING
WE CAN DO TOGETHER.
THAT'S THE WHOLE THING.
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THAT'S WHY I SIGNED YOU UP
FOR SOME GOLF LESSONS.
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WHAT?
IT'LL BE FUN.
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I'M NOT REALLY SURE
THAT GOLF IS FOR ME.
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OH, NO. IT IS THOUGH.
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IT IS.
YEAH.
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OH.
IT'S GREAT.
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OKAY THEN.
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HEY, WOW.
NICE SHOT, DAD.
THANKS, BRENDON.
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SORRY!
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GOOD REFLEXES, MELISSA.
FOR A MINUTE THERE I THOUGHT
THE BALL WAS GONNA HIT YOU.
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ANYWAY, BRENDON, A BACKWARDS
MOVIE DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
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ESPECIALLY IF YOU GET
TO THE MOVIES LATE LIKE ME.
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I'D HATE TO SHOW FIVE MINUTES
INTO THE MOVIE AND FOUND OUT
I MISSED THE ENDING.
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IT'S CALLED LOGIC.
ALL RIGHT?
YEAH.
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I THINK YOUR FATHER'S
RIGHT ABOUT GOLF. GREAT GAME.
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REALLY?
YEAH.
YOU SHOULD TAKE IT UP.
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YOU DO?
YEAH.
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I USED TO GOLF
IN HIGH SCHOOL.
REALLY?
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I ALMOST MADE IT
TO THE STATE FINALS.
WHAT HAPPENED?
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I DIDN'T.
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OH.
I CHOKED, ALL RIGHT?
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OKAY.
BUT NOT THE WAY
YOU THINK.
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I CHOKED MY OPPONENT.
OH.
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YEAH. I GOT MAD 'CAUSE HE WAS
BEATING ME, SO I CHOKED HIM.
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OH.
AND APPARENTLY
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
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WELL, THERE YOU GO.
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BUT I GOT MY JUST REWARDS.
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I WAITED FOR HIM
IN THE PARKING LOT AFTERWARDS
AND I TOOK HIS CLUBS.
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WHO'S THE WINNER
IN THAT SITUATION?
YOU.
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YOU WANT A TROPHY
OR A SET OF GOLF CLUBS?
GOLF CLUBS.
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GOLF CLUBS. YES.
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WANT ME TO HELP YOU
WITH YOUR GOLF OR WHAT?
NO THANKS.
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MELISSA, ARE YOU COMFORTABLE?
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YES. I'M GOOD.
CAN I GET YOU A CHAIR?
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NO THANKS, COACH.
MAYBE JUST SOMETHING TO DRINK.
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I DON'T THINK
SHE GETS SARCASM, BRENDON.
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GO GET HER SOME JUICE.
OKAY.
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AND A CHAIR.
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I DON'T KNOW, BRENDON.
SHOWING A MOVIE BACKWARDS
JUST SOUNDS SILLY.
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DID YOU SEE
THAT MOVIE MEMENTO THOUGH?
YES.
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THAT WAS A GREAT MOVIE.
YEAH.
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HIT ANOTHER ONE, BRENDON.
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DON'T LIFT YOUR HEAD.
OKAY.
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SUNSET BOULEVARD OPENED
WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER
DEAD IN A POOL.
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YEAH.
YUP. HIT ANOTHER
ONE, BRENDON.
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WHAT IF YOU OPENED WITH
THE MIDDLE OF THE MOVIE,
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OR WHAT IF YOU OPEN
WITH THE BEGINNING
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THEN SHOWED THE ENDING
AND ENDED WITH THE MIDDLE?
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HIT ANOTHER ONE.
MY ARMS ARE TIRED.
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BRENDON, YOU THINK
A CHAMPION COMPLAINS
ABOUT HIS ARMS BEING TIRED.
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YES.
WELL, HIT ANOTHER ONE THEN.
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HERE'S THE DEAL.
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MM-HMM.
I THINK IT'S JUST MAYBE
A LITTLE TOO AVANT-GARDE.
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MM-HMM.
RIGHT. IT'S NOT THAT
THE MOVIE IS STUPID.
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IT'S JUST THAT THE WAY
YOU WANNA DO IT IS STUPID.
MM-HMM.
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RIGHT. IT'S THE HOOK.
BACKWARDS.
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THE BACKWARDS HOOK
IS NOT THE RIGHT WAY TO GO.
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DO YOU HEAR
WHERE WE'RE COMING FROM?
'CAUSE THE HOOK IS HACK.
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MM-HMM. WELL, THAT'S
INTERESTING, GUYS,
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'CAUSE EVERYBODY I TALKED TO
THINKS IT'S A GREAT IDEA.
REALLY?
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MM-HMM.
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SO WHO HAVE YOU TALKED TO?
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OTHER HACK DIRECTORS?
MM-HMM.
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YOU CALL
THE HACK HOTLINE?
MM-MM.
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PLUS, WE'RE JUST GIVING YOU
CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM.
YEAH.
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IT'S SUPPOSED TO HELP THE MOVIE.
IT'S CALLED PROCESS.
MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
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RIGHT, MELIS'?
YEAH. WE LOVE YOU
AND YOUR WORK.
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WE'RE JUST NOT VERY HAPPY
ABOUT THIS PARTICULAR PROCESS.
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ALTHOUGH, ALTHOUGH...
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MM-HMM?
YOU HAVE MADE SOME
HACK MOVIES IN THE PAST.
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THERE'S NO QUESTION
ABOUT THAT.
LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THE PAST.
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LET'S JUST FOCUS
ON THE PRESENT.
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WELL, I'M JUST SAYING, A LOT OF
BRENDON'S WORK IS DERIVATIVE.
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BUT WHATEVER. IT SEEMS
LIKE ALMOST A PARODY
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TO MAKE A BACKWARDS MOVIE
RIGHT AFTER ONE CAME OUT.
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BUT YOU'RE THE DIRECTOR.
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LET'S KEEP GOING
WITH HOW YOU WANNA DO IT,
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BUT IF IT DOESN'T WORK,
CAN WE DO IT THE REGULAR WAY?
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CAN WE?
MM-HMM.
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WE CAN? PROMISE?
MM-HMM.
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DO YOU HAVE
YOUR FINGERS CROSSED?
MM-MM.
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DO YOU HAVE
ANYTHING CROSSED?
MM-MM.
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BRENDON, YOU'RE
CROSSING YOUR EYES.
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MM-HMM.
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TOTALLY HACK MOVE.
MM-HMM.
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♪♪
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OH, MOM, COME ON.
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HOW MUCH LONGER
IS THIS GONNA BE?
IT'S ONLY BEEN AN HOUR.
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HOW COME JOSIE GETS
SO MANY EAR INFECTIONS ANYWAY?
I DON'T KNOW, HONEY.
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MAYBE YOU DON'T CLEAN
HER EARS GOOD ENOUGH.
THAT'S PROBABLY IT.
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HEY, CAN YOU
TALK TO DAD FOR ME?
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NOPE.
BUT I DON'T LIKE GOLF.
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NEITHER DO I.
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MS. SMALL?
YEAH?
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THE DOCTOR'S
READY FOR JOSIE.
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FINALLY.
GOT YOU. NURSE, GIVE ME
A COUPLE MINUTES HERE.
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YOU'RE NOT READY?
YEAH, I ALMOST GOT IT.
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MS. SULLIVAN?
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MOM!
AH! DAMN!
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YOU CAN TAKE THAT
IN WITH YOU.
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BRENDON, HURRY UP.
COME ON. LET'S GO.
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PUTT, BRENDON, PUTT.
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HEY, HOW ABOUT THAT?
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WELL, OKAY. VERY GOOD.
THAT'S A 14.
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NOT BAD.
THAT'S BETTER THAN 15
AS WE SAY.
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NOT BAD ACTUALLY.
THAT'S THE GAME OF GOLF.
THAT'S THE RUSH.
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THERE'S THE RUSH OF ADRENALIN.
YOU FEEL IT?
YEAH.
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SO YOUR TOTAL SCORE IS...
UH-HUH.
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ALL RIGHT.
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HOW'S IT GOIN' OVER THERE?
HMM?
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STILL FIGURING OUT
MY SCORE?
WHAT'S THAT THERE?
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HOW AM I DOIN'?
NOT SO BAD THERE.
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OKAY.
COUPLE MORE HOLES
TO ADD UP THERE, BRENDON.
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OKAY.
TRIPLE BOGEY, QUINTUPLE
BOGEY, QUINTUPLE BOGEY.
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MIKE?
126.
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HEY, NICE.
FOR NINE HOLES.
205
00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:39,350
I DON'T SAY THIS OFTEN,
BUT YOU'RE A TERRIBLE GOLFER.
206
00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:43,021
WELL, UM,
IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION,
I ACTUALLY DON'T REALLY CARE.
207
00:08:43,089 --> 00:08:45,401
WELL, THAT'S NOT
THE ATTITUDE TO HAVE.
I KNOW.
208
00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:47,492
I JUST FIGURED
I'D BE HONEST WITH YOU.
209
00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:49,205
YOU GOTTA LEARN
TO LOVE THIS GAME.
210
00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:51,563
SEE, THAT'S THE TOUGH PART.
I HATE IT.
211
00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:53,843
WELL, I CAN'T
HELP YOU THEN.
ALL RIGHT.
212
00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,868
ARE WE THROUGH?
I THINK SO.
CAN I GET THAT SCORECARD?
213
00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:01,006
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY USE PENCILS.
214
00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:03,341
YOU SHOT A 94?
215
00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:05,121
MM-HMM.
BRENDON, THAT'S GREAT.
216
00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:07,345
WELL, THANK YOU.
IT'S REALLY EASY ONCE YOU...
217
00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:08,780
OF COURSE IT IS.
218
00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:11,550
LOOK, I'M PLAYING WITH A
PROSPECTIVE CLIENT THIS WEEKEND.
219
00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:13,830
HE'S BRINGING HIS SON
TO THE GAME.
YEAH.
220
00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:15,386
WHY DON'T YOU PLAY TOO?
221
00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:18,489
OH, UH, THIS WEEKEND?
NOT GOOD.
222
00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:21,804
COME ON.
OKAY, DAD, I'M GONNA BE HONEST.
I CHANGED MY SCORE.
223
00:09:21,828 --> 00:09:25,188
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
WHAT MATTERS IS YOU AND I
ARE GONNA PLAY GOLF.
224
00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,176
I'LL PICK YOU UP SUNDAY
AT 6:45.
225
00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,634
WE'RE PLAYING AT NIGHT?
HA! THAT'S FUNNY.
226
00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:31,614
FUNNY GUY.
SEE YOU THEN, PARTNER.
227
00:09:31,638 --> 00:09:34,072
DAD? HELLO? HELLO?
228
00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:36,741
MOM?
229
00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,655
THIS IS GONNA
DRIVE ME CRAZY.
230
00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:41,090
DAD WANTS ME
TO PLAY GOLF WITH HIM.
UGH!
231
00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:43,648
AND I DON'T WANT TO PLAY
AND I'M NOT VERY GOOD.
232
00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:48,352
I LIED ABOUT MY SCORE AND HE
DIDN'T CARE, BUT HE WANTS ME
TO PLAY, SO I GOTTA DO IT.
233
00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,854
YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M SAYING? MOM!
234
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:53,058
WHAT?
I SAID I LIED
ABOUT MY SCORE.
235
00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:55,471
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
PLAY GOLF, BRENDON.
236
00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:57,629
DID YOU TAKE THAT
FROM THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE?
237
00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,609
ISN'T THAT WHAT
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO?
238
00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:04,469
BRENDON, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE SO EARLY?
239
00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:06,738
OUR GAME ISN'T
FOR ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES.
240
00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:08,284
I'M IN TROUBLE,
COACH MCGUIRK.
241
00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:10,119
ALL RIGHT.
WHAT'S HER NAME?
WHAT?
242
00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:13,344
NO, NOT GIRL TROUBLE.
GOLF... GOLF TROUBLE.
243
00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:17,515
I FINISHED MY LESSONS,
AND I'M...
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE, HUH? HMM.
244
00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:18,516
UH.
AH.
245
00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:19,662
I FINISHED MY LESSONS,
246
00:10:19,686 --> 00:10:21,052
AND I'M STILL TERRIBLE,
247
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,521
AND NOW I'M PLAYING WITH
MY FATHER ON SUNDAY SO...
248
00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:26,825
UH-HUH. NOW YOU WANT
MY HELP, RIGHT?
YES.
249
00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:29,271
ALL RIGHT,
SO YOU'VE HAD THE BEST,
MM-HMM.
250
00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:32,330
NOW YOU WANT THE...
WAIT A MINUTE.
OKAY.
251
00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:34,343
I JUST DON'T WANNA EMBARRASS
MYSELF WITH MY FATHER.
252
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,278
I SAID WAIT A MINUTE, BRENDON.
OH.
253
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:40,171
YOU'VE HAD THE REST, NOW
YOU WANT THE BEST. THERE YOU GO.
MM-HMM.
254
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,651
SUNDAY, HUH?
YEAH.
255
00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:44,220
THAT ONLY GIVES ME A FEW DAYS,
BUT I'LL DO IT.
MM-HMM.
256
00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:47,779
HERE'S THE PLAN. MEET ME
FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING
AT THE DRIVING RANGE
257
00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:49,848
AND WEAR A HAT.
WHAT FOR?
258
00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:51,961
YOU WANNA LEARN HOW
TO PLAY GOLF, RIGHT?
YEAH.
259
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,562
SO YOU GOTTA HAVE A HAT.
OKAY.
260
00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,364
COACH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH THE SOCCER BALLS?
261
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,956
LEVELING THE PLAYING FIELD,
BRENDON.
262
00:10:58,025 --> 00:11:01,793
LEVELING THE PLAYING FIELD.
HMM? BRENDON?
263
00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:04,195
I LOVE HOW YOU JUST
SAID THAT TO ME.
264
00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:08,833
GOAL!
265
00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,401
MELISSA!
YEAH?
266
00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:14,305
IF IT WENT ANY SLOWER, YOU'D
BE ABLE TO READ THE LABELING!
I DID!
267
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,574
WHAT DOES IT SAY?
WILSON!
268
00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:19,723
LIKE THAT MOVIE.
YEAH! HE GREW
THAT LONG BEARD!
269
00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:22,380
I KNOW. IT WAS COOL.
HE LOVED WILSON!
270
00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:26,084
I KNOW. HE GAINED LIKE
40 POUNDS, AND THEN
HE LOST LIKE 80!
271
00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:27,585
HE'S A GREAT ACTOR.
272
00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:30,232
DID HE WIN
AN ACADEMY AWARD
FOR THAT ONE?
273
00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:32,991
- I DON'T KNOW.
- I DON'T WATCH THAT...
274
00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,838
OKAY.
275
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,730
HEAD UP. HEAD UP.
FEET DOWN.
276
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:41,499
ARMS, UH...
ARM'S RIGHT THERE.
277
00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:45,070
HIPS. HIPS MOVING, OKAY.
EYES OPEN. OPEN.
278
00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:48,106
HANDS... THERE THEY ARE.
HAND ON CLUB.
279
00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:51,475
OH! OTHER WAY.
280
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,745
OKAY.
281
00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:56,559
COACH MCGUIRK? WHAT ARE YOU
DOING WALKING DOWN THE MIDDLE
OF THE DRIVING RANGE.
282
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,049
I COULD'VE KILLED YOU.
283
00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,896
WELL, THE WAY YOU'RE HITTIN',
BRENDON, I RECKON
284
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:04,923
WALKIN' DIRECTLY IN FRONT
OF YOU IS JUST ABOUT THE SAFEST
PLACE FOR A MAN TO BE.
285
00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:07,170
WHY ARE YOU TALKING
LIKE THAT?
286
00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:08,860
OW! SON OF A BITCH!
287
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:11,440
SORRY! WHAT THE HELL YOU DOI"
ON THE DRIVING RANGE?
288
00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,898
I'M TRYING TO HELP A KID!
289
00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:17,213
ARE YOU SURE
YOU'RE OKAY?
FINE.
290
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,615
I'VE BEEN HIT BY
GOLF BALLS BEFORE.
OH.
291
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:22,440
THE FIRST THING YOU GOTTA DO
IS LEARN SOME GOLF ETIQUETTE.
292
00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:25,910
YOU DON'T THINK
JUST HITTING THE BALL IS...
OH, SO YOU KNOW EVERYTHING, HUH?
293
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,990
YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE?
YOU WANNA DO THIS BY YOURSELF?
NO.
294
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:30,281
YOU KNOW GOLF SO GOOD.
NO, I DON'T.
295
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:33,818
NUMBER ONE,
WHERE'S YOUR HAT?
RIGHT HERE.
296
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,253
ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO.
297
00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:37,633
LET'S SAY YOU JUST SANK
A 25-FOOT PUTT, RIGHT?
MM-HMM.
298
00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:39,135
YOU WIN A CHAMPIONSHIP.
OKAY.
299
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:41,525
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
OH, UH, I DON'T KNOW.
300
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:45,063
WRONG. YOU TIP YOUR HAT
AND WAVE TO THE CROWD.
301
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:48,532
ALL RIGHT? IT'S A GOLF JOKE.
IT'S FUNNY.
MM-HMM.
302
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:51,547
DOESN'T HURT TO BE A CLOWN
ON THE COURSE, BRENDON.
OKAY.
303
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,271
LET ME SEE YOU
TIP YOUR HAT.
304
00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:57,909
HEY. HOW'S IT GOIN'?
HOW DO YOU DO? LOOK AT ME.
YEAH.
305
00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,577
GOOFIN' AROUND.
306
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:02,091
SEE, THAT'S FUNNY.
ALL RIGHT, NOW.
GOOFIN' IT DOWN.
307
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,826
VERY GOOD. THAT'S ENOUGH.
THANK YOU.
308
00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:06,651
LET ME SEE THAT SWING
OF YOURS.
OKAY.
309
00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:07,797
READY?
MM-HMM.
310
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:09,954
OKAY. WINDIN' UP. AND...
THERE YOU GO.
311
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:11,067
AND READY.
312
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:12,534
GOOD SETUP.
THANK YOU.
AND...
313
00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:14,425
BRING IT BACK.
314
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:15,938
OOF.
MMM.
315
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,196
WOW, YOU SUCK.
YOU'RE SO WEAK.
316
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:20,143
YOU GOTTA LIFT THE CLUB.
I AM LIFTING THE CLUB.
317
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:23,045
TOO HEAVY FOR YOU?
NO. LET ME JUST
TRY IT AGAIN.
318
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:24,468
UGH.
319
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,204
BRENDON.
YEAH?
320
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:28,673
I THINK IT'S TIME TO LEVEL
THE PLAYING FIELD.
321
00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:46,157
OKAY, I, UM, EDITED
SOME OF THE STUFF WE DID,
322
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,226
AND, UH, I THINK
YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT.
323
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:51,095
OH, MY GOD!
WHAT DID YOU DO?
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
324
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:54,665
WHERE'S GINGER?
I... I DON'T KNOW.
SOMEWHERE.
325
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:58,336
I NEED MY PILLS!
326
00:13:58,404 --> 00:13:59,770
I'LL GET 'EM FOR YOU, DAD!
327
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,106
I NEED MY PILLS!
YOU DID THIS!
328
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,708
NO.
DAD, STOP!
329
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:06,945
I CAN'T FIND GINGER.
GINGER'S MY FATHER'S
FAVORITE FISH.
330
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,959
PLEASE TELL ME
THIS ISN'T...
GINGER!
331
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:12,503
- OH.
- WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE?
332
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,719
MY FATHER'S COMING!
333
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:18,689
DO YOU THINK
I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON?
NO, I THINK YOU'RE VERY PRETTY.
334
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:22,171
I DON'T MEAN HORRIBLE TO LOOK
AT. I MEAN HORRIBLE BECAUSE
YOU'RE MY SISTER'S FIANCÉ,
335
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,963
AND WE JUST HAD AN AFFAIR.
OH, THAT. YEAH.
336
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:28,144
SHE MUST NEVER
KNOW ABOUT US.
NO ARGUMENT HERE, BABY.
337
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:31,280
I'LL GO CHECK ON
YOUR SHIRT.
OKAY, I'LL LOOK AT THE FISH.
338
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,537
HEY, STUPID FISH.
339
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:34,884
OH, NO.
340
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:37,119
WHAT WAS THAT, LARRY?
NOTHING.
341
00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:38,787
UH, COULD I BORROW
YOUR CAR?
342
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:40,811
LARRY! WHAT DID YOU DO?
343
00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,859
YOUR SHIRT'LL BE READY
IN A LITTLE WHILE.
344
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:45,984
OH, THAT'S OKAY. IT FEELS
PRETTY GOOD WITH IT OFF.
345
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:50,855
WOW. DO YOU WORK OUT?
OH, YEAH. SOMETIMES.
YOU KNOW, WHEN I GET A CHANCE.
346
00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:54,859
YEAH. YOU KNOW,
YOU REMIND ME A LOT OF KATHY.
WELL, WE ARE TWINS.
347
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,494
RIGHT. RIGHT. RIGHT.
348
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:59,663
I LOVE THE WAY FISH WIGGLE.
IT MAKES ME WANNA DANCE.
349
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:04,102
- YOU ARE WILD!
- AND I LOVE THAT PICKLE JUICE.
350
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:07,838
WHOOPS.
DID I SPIT ON YOU?
A LITTLE BIT. I DON'T MIND.
351
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:10,108
WAIT'LL YOU MEET MY FATHER.
HE'S CRAZY.
352
00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:13,577
OOPS. SORRY.
THERE I GO BEING CLUMSY.
353
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,925
BETTER TAKE OFF THAT SHIRT
AND LET ME WASH IT.
354
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:18,327
HEY, DO YOU WANT
A GLASS OF WINE?
SURE.
355
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:23,121
I'M LARRY, KATHY'S FIANCÉ.
NICE TO MEET YOU, LARRY.
I'M MARY, KATHY'S SISTER.
356
00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:25,902
KATHY'S NOT HERE.
WOW. YOUR HANDS
ARE VERY SOFT.
357
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,870
I SOAK THEM IN PICKLE JUICE.
REALLY?
358
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:31,262
NO, BUT I LIKE SAYING IT
'CAUSE IT'S FUNNY, AND
I'M KIND OF WILD LIKE THAT.
359
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,734
COME ON IN.
OH.
360
00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:39,537
SO, UH, WHAT DO
YOU GUYS THINK?
361
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:44,075
UM, IT'S BACKWARDS.
SUCKS THIS.
GET IT?
362
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,122
THAT'S BACKWARDS
FOR "THIS SUCKS."
363
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,156
YEAH?
YEAH.
364
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,457
ANY, UH...
ANYTHING ELSE?
365
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,326
YOU MADE THE PLOT
GO BACKWARDS.
366
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:53,562
YEAH, YEAH.
IF YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I THINK,
I HAVE TO BE HONEST.
367
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:54,863
MM-HMM.
IT'S BACKWARDS.
368
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:56,665
MM-HMM.
CAN WE FLIP IT?
369
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,600
JASON, DO YOU AGREE? LIKE,
IT'S JUST KIND OF HARD TO...
I...
370
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:02,626
I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO KEEP
BROACHING THE SAME THING,
BUT, UM, A HACK...
371
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,963
MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
MM-HMM.
372
00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:07,832
UH, WE'LL FIX IT IN POST.
HEY, GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
ON SUNDAY?
373
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,970
HEY, CAN WE START?
374
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:13,637
OH, YEAH, SURE.
375
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,384
DO YOU GUYS MIND IF WE WAIT
LIKE ONE MORE MINUTE?
JUST LIKE A...
376
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,753
WHAT'S WRONG?
UH, NOTHING. NOTHING.
IT'S JUST, UH...
377
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:21,279
WE SHOULD JUST, UH... YOU KNOW,
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE...
7:03 WAS THE TEE.
378
00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:22,780
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
WE'RE WAITING FOR.
379
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:25,984
LOOK, REED, I'M REALLY SORRY.
THE KID IS A GREAT GOLFER.
380
00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:28,119
HE SHOT A 94 THE OTHER DAY.
381
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:31,022
REALLY? WOW.
WHAT THE... WHO'S THAT?
382
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:34,125
OH, GEEZ.
BRENDON, WHAT'S
MCGUIRK DOING HERE?
383
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,204
MY CADDY.
CADDY?
384
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,372
YES.
YOUR CADDY?
385
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:37,974
IT'S JUST...
HE'S HELPING ME, DAD.
386
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,730
SORRY I'M LATE, GUYS.
I HAD TO WAIT
387
00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:42,300
TILL THE SUN WAS IN
THE RIGHT POSITION
TO GET THAT EFFECT
388
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:43,912
WALKIN' UP THE FAIRWAY.
NICE.
389
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:44,969
YEAH.
WELL DONE.
390
00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:46,504
YOUR HIS CADDY?
391
00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:49,507
YEAH, BAGGER MCGUIRK'S THE NAME.
GOLFING'S MY GAME.
392
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:51,376
ARE YOU WEARING
SOCCER CLEATS?
393
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,155
YEAH. I DON'T HAVE
GOLF CLEATS.
394
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,946
REED, THIS IS
MY SON'S SOCCER COACH.
395
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:57,693
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S...
SOCCER COACH?
396
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,161
YEAH.
BAGGER MCGUIRK.
397
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,196
YEAH, THAT'S TERRIFIC.
MM-HMM.
398
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,452
SO CAN WE PLAY?
399
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,222
OKAY, LET'S PLAY A LITTLE
FATHER-SON GOLF NOW.
400
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,857
ALL RIGHT!
LET'S PLAY BALL!
401
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,926
SWEET SHOT, SIR.
THANK YOU.
402
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:12,063
I RECKON THAT BALL WOULD THANK
YOU FOR THE RIDE IF IT COULD.
403
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:15,366
COULD YOU STOP DOING THAT NOW?
WHAT? DOIN' WHAT?
404
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,535
THE WHOLE THING.
THE BAGGER...
405
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,515
BAGGER.
YEAH, BAGGER MCGUIRK.
406
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:20,816
I'D APPRECIATE THAT, TOO.
407
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,141
ACTUALLY IT IS KIND OF
GETTING ANNOYING.
408
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:26,729
YOU MADE YOUR POINT.
YOU MADE YOUR POINT.
TONE DOWN ON THE BAGGER.
409
00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:29,313
YEAH, THAT'D BE GREAT.
GO AHEAD, SON.
410
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,648
THERE YOU GO.
411
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,550
THERE YOU GO, RIGHT DOWN
THE MIDDLE, SIR,
412
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:35,520
LIKE A BEAD OF SWEAT
DOWN THE MIDDLE OF A WOMAN'S...
413
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:38,322
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA...
SORRY, WAS I
DOIN' IT AGAIN?
414
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,736
YOUR KID'S GOT QUITE
A SHOT THERE.
THANK YOU.
415
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,027
YOU'RE UP, BRENDON.
RIGHT. MY TURN.
416
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:47,465
GO AHEAD, BRENDON.
JUST LET ME TALK THIS OVER
WITH MY CADDY REALLY QUICKLY.
417
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:50,034
SURE THIS IS GONNA WORK?
JUST HIT IT
INTO THE WOODS.
418
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,781
THE WOODS. WHAT DO YOU
THINK I SHOULD USE, CADDY?
BAGGER.
419
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:55,518
BAGGER. WHAT DO YOU
THINK I SHOULD USE?
JUST PICK A CLUB.
420
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,208
AH, YES, YES.
421
00:17:57,277 --> 00:18:01,879
SON, STAND BACK.
BOY, HERE I AM WITH A CLUB
AND NOT A BABY SEAL IN SIGHT.
422
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,685
NOW, UM...
423
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,820
LET'S GO, BRENDON.
A LITTLE SWING THERE.
424
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:12,156
HIT THE BALL, BRENDON.
LET HER FLY.
425
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:15,193
ALL RIGHT. GETTIN' READY.
YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY...
426
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,860
HIT THE BALL!
HIT IT!
427
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,599
INTO THE WOODS.
TOO BAD, BRENDON.
428
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:24,447
GEEZ, ALL THAT TIME FOR THAT?
HE OPENED UP
HIS LEFT SHOULDER.
429
00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:26,482
SAY, MELISSA.
430
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:27,783
YEAH?
YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE DOING?
431
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,707
WHEN YOU SAY "NOW,"
I'M GONNA THROW THE BALL.
432
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,876
LET'S COME UP WITH
A BETTER WORD THAN "NOW"
'CAUSE THAT COULD MESS UP.
433
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,245
WHY?
WHEN I SAY...
434
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:35,480
SHOULDN'T YOU BE WATCHING?
435
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,025
HE ALREADY HIT?
I DON'T KNOW.
436
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:39,417
I THINK HE DID.
SAY "NOW"
AND I'LL THROW THE BALL.
437
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:40,518
JUST THROW IT NOW.
438
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,698
YOU HAVE TO WAIT
TILL YOU SEE HIM HIT.
NOW.
439
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,500
DID HE HIT IT?
I DON'T KNOW.
JUST THROW IT.
440
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:45,804
OKAY.
441
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:50,361
HEY, IT'S EARLY IN THE DAY.
HE'LL MAKE PAR.
442
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:53,197
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOUR BALL FOUND BARK.
443
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:54,732
HIT A TREE. CAME OUT.
444
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,401
ALL RIGHT! LOOKS LIKE LUCK
IS ON YOUR SIDE, BRENDON.
445
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,830
DAMN RIGHT!
YEAH, YEAH. LUCKY.
446
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,272
THAT'S ME, YOU KNOW.
447
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:04,275
I PROBABLY WILL HAVE A LOT
OF GREAT SHOTS LIKE THAT TODAY.
448
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,188
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOUR EYE?
NOTHING.
449
00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:07,711
WHY ARE YOU WINKING AT ME?
450
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:15,686
HEY, NICE WAY TO HIT THE BALL
A LONG WAY INTO THE HOLE.
451
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:20,090
SHOULD HAVE MADE BIRDIE.
YEAH, WELL, I MADE BIRDIE
BEFORE I LEFT THE HOUSE.
452
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,270
WELL, FINISH IT UP, BRENDON.
453
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:24,895
OH! OKAY, THAT'S...
454
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,475
OH!
WHOOPS!
455
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,199
OKAY, JUST TIP...
PICK IT UP, BRENDON.
456
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,078
HOLD ON. WAIT.
457
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,570
JUST MARK HIM DOWN
FOR A 20 AND LET'S GO.
458
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:41,779
HEY! I SAW THAT!
YOU MOVED YOUR BALL!
459
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:45,316
NO, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
YOU'RE CHEATING.
I SAW YOU.
460
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,951
NO, I WAS STRETCHING MY BACK.
461
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:53,057
WITH MY... MY KNEE
WENT OUT WHEN... WITH MY FOOT
AND IT HIT THE BALL.
462
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:56,260
BUT IT WAS REFLEX.
DAD, WERE YOU CHEATING?
463
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:59,197
YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT, BRENDON.
I'M GETTIN' KILLED HERE.
DAD!
464
00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:00,831
YOU ADMIT IT!
YEAH!
465
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,601
LOOK, IT'S PART OF THE GAME.
IT'S GOLF. WE ALL SUCK.
466
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:07,037
DAD!
WHY ELSE WOULD YOU USE A PENCIL
TO KEEP SCORE IN A GAME?
467
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:08,539
DAD!
WELL, I DON'T CHEAT.
468
00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:10,374
DAD, I'VE BEEN CHEATING
ALL DAY TOO!
469
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,754
THANKS, BRENDON, BUT YOU
DON'T HAVE TO COVER FOR ME.
470
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:13,955
I'M A CHEATER.
NO, NO!
471
00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:15,624
ANDREW, HE'S TELLIN'
THE TRUTH.
472
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:18,449
HEY, YOU CAN'T DRIVE
A CART ONTO A GREEN!
473
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:21,452
WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO,
CALL THE POLICE?
YES!
474
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:22,986
ANDREW?
THEY MIGHT.
475
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:23,987
OH.
476
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,176
SMALL, THIS IS TOO MUCH.
COME ON, SON.
477
00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:28,003
WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
WE'RE PLAYIN' THROUGH.
478
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,595
BYE.
DAD, YOU JUST
LOST A CLIENT.
479
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:33,497
I DIDN'T WANT TO WORK WITH
THAT GUY ANYWAY. HE'S AN ASS.
480
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,133
HE'S NOT A CHEATER
LIKE US.
YEAH.
481
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:39,136
ANDREW, UH, I HELPED HIM.
I TAUGHT HIM TO CHEAT.
482
00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:42,940
HE'S A REALLY TERRIBLE GOLFER
AND HE'S A BAD SOCCER PLAYER.
HE'S A GOOD CHEATER.
483
00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:46,143
AND MELISSA AND JASON
HELPED ME TOO.
484
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:47,678
YOU CAN
COME OUT NOW, GUYS!
485
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,714
HI, HOW'S IT GOIN'?
HI.
486
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:53,028
ANDREW, YOU'RE
A LUCKY GUY TO HAVE
A SON LIKE BRENDON.
487
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:54,118
I KNOW.
488
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,754
MY FATHER TAUGHT ME A POEM
WHEN I WAS A KID.
489
00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:59,635
YOU WANNA HEAR IT?
IS THIS SOMETHING YOU FEEL
COMPELLED TO DO?
490
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:02,860
WELL, I MEAN, I AM HERE
AND I GOT THE POEM
LOCKED AND LOADED.
491
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,128
OKAY. GO AHEAD THEN.
492
00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:05,863
YOU READY?
YEAH.
493
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,932
UH, SOMETHIN', SOMETHIN',
SOMETHIN' RUN.
494
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,668
I'M PARAPHRASIN' HERE.
495
00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:13,137
SOMETHIN', SOMETHIN',
SOMETHIN' SUN.
496
00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:15,005
THAT'S, UH, NICE.
497
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:17,941
IT'S GOOD TO HAVE, LIKE,
POEMS FROM CHILDHOOD I THINK.
498
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,010
YEAH, YOUR FATHER YOU SAY
READ THAT TO YOU?
499
00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:21,746
YEAH, I THINK HE WROTE IT.
500
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:23,125
DID HE?
YEAH.
501
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:25,816
GREAT. EXCEPT FOR THE PARTS
YOU DON'T REMEMBER.
502
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,718
WELL, YEAH,
BUT I MEAN THE IDEA OF IT.
503
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,020
THE FACT THAT HE READ IT
TO ME EVERY NIGHT.
504
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:31,833
I MEAN, I REMEMBER THAT
CRYSTAL CLEAR.
505
00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:36,394
I GOT YOU. THANKS FOR WHAT
YOU SORTA TRIED TO KINDA
DO FOR BRENDON.
506
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:39,330
HELPIN' OUT YOUR KID?
THAT'S WHAT I WAS TRYIN' TO DO.
507
00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:42,065
NO PROBLEM, YOU KNOW.
ALWAYS HERE TO HELP OUT.
508
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,602
ESPECIALLY BRENDON. YOU KNOW,
I LIKE HIM AND STUFF.
509
00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:46,715
WELL, TODAY YOU DID GOOD.
THANKS, ANDREW.
510
00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:49,407
OKAY, PAL, LET'S GO.
HEY, HOLD UP, OFFICER.
511
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:52,521
YOU'RE A LAWYER,
RIGHT, ANDREW?
YEAH, I'M NOT THAT KIND OF...
512
00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:55,546
OH, WHAT KIND OF...
MORE OUT OF COURT LITIGATION.
NOT REALLY...
513
00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:57,948
SO YOU CAN'T HELP OUT
ON THIS ONE?
514
00:21:58,017 --> 00:21:59,461
NOT SO MUCH.
OKAY, LET'S GO.
515
00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:02,420
I FOUND IT. I FOUND THE FOOT.
BRENDON, I FOUND THE FOOT.
516
00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:05,122
IT IS FINISHED.
THE CLOCK HAS STOPPED.
517
00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:07,024
I HAVE FOUND THE FOOT.
518
00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:08,570
UH, BRENDON.
YEAH.
519
00:22:08,594 --> 00:22:11,340
WHY IS SHE DOIN' THAT?
I HAVE NO IDEA.
520
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:12,896
WHAT A WEEK.
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