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Alaska. Tikira.

Iceberg. Alaska. Tikira.

Tikira. Blizzard.

Arnica. Kitimat.

TOM and LOLA

Hey, you've taken ten years too.

Alert code!

Ten years alert code.

Carrots, roasted, antihypertensives, beta blockers.

Did he neglect to take his medicine?

Professorum Antitetanus Pasteur?

Cardio that doesn't help.

Palpitating or Palpipax?

Ah! Palpipax.

Excellent for old Professor Vaneau Titanic.

The janitor feeds the rabbits.

- What do we say today? - Green peas, carrots!

- If she doesn't get up, my little Lola won't have her choco-Lola-te.

Professorum Vaneau is not very sympathetic to us this morning.

Ah! In the holy name of a twisted little chromosome!

- Tom and Lola, guess the riddle. - Vaneau opens the doors for us?

And he's buying us a house? - No points!

- It's going to snow? You're getting married?

- No, Mme Chicken isn't coming this morning.

- Ohh—the mistress suffers the stress of her distress.

The flu.

- Ah, that horrible disease. Lozenge and chamomile for the teacher.

- Ah, such horrible danger! She'll come back with a drip on the end of her nose.

- No airborne infection in the airways of the pulmonary dominant.

- Nasopharyngitis.

- Tendency to pelvic congestion syndrome.

Inflammation of the abdominal wall.

... in the Luxembourg Gardens.

I therefore leave the antenna to Sonia Accra

who will present the news from the salons of the Senate.

... a great day for all the students since it's the start of the summer holidays.

The first days of vacation, which come accompanied by signs of a heat wave.

We're suffocating.

In the holy name of a twisted little chromosome.

- You'll only heal in the Arctic-tic, that's the unfortunate prognostic-tic.

A fatal accident has just occurred on the highway.

Not romantic-tic. Bad prognostic.

More work for you Professor.

Overwork, overwork. Amphetamine makes you look mean.

- You'll only heal in the Arctic-tic, that's the unfortunate prognostic-tic.

It'll only heal in Arctic-tic.

This is the unfortunate prognostic-tic. - Hello Mme Cléry.

Your son is in excellent shape this morning.

SOS. Iceberg. Titanic. Panic. SOS.

Titanic will never see the Arctic.

SOS Iceberg. Titanic is panicking. SOS.

Here's the mail!

Mr President.

I bring you the latest messages from your colonies.

Already seen the carrier pigeon. You did it four months ago.

- I've had number three for four months. it peaked at number eight after five minutes.

- Five minutes? - Your father asked me to give you this gift.

He thinks it'll make you laugh.

- Deep clean! - Cleaning, cleaning.

- Hello Catherine. - Deep clean!

- Ah you were right, very nice. Your neck's cleared.

- Yes, it's all clean, it's all clean! - Deep clean!

The Adventures of Tom and Lola

It's not funny!

- Next ice axe, further to the left.

- Impossible, a block of ice. Lola, Lola! I'm falling!

- You've let me down again, we'll never get there.

Brandt has come up with the third cold setting, the +1 degree refrigerator.

With the the +1 degree refrigerator, you keep meat and fish fresh for twice as long.

Cooked meals and new generations of fresh products.

You refrigerate your groceries less often.

Brandt's +1 degree refrigerator, the cold setting you were missing.

She's getting old, she's funny.

- Do you think she smells good? - Olfactory taste buds unaffected.

- Vaneau must not let her come until he knows how to cure us.

- When your head reaches the ceiling, maybe then he'll let us go out.

He expects us to grow old.

- Or he'll make us other bubbles, bigger ones.

- I'll have a long white beard. - And me ?

Vaneau doesn't care. - Vaneau is crazy.

Hélène !

Hélène !

Catherine, no!

Cover it! Microbes!

Lola ! Lola !

What did you see, Hélène? Did she stay long out in the open?

Hurry up, son!

We couldn't find a better way to kill her.

Ten years of work just screwed up.

- Tom—

The Adventures of Tikira of Alaska

No, no, listen, not tonight, I'm tired.

I'm exhausted, the bubbles are bursting. Children are indestructible.

- It's heartbreaking to watch them die of boredom.

Quick Risine Trimonan in his bubble for Tom's hormonal laxative.

Professorum antic Titanic who caught the contagious virus.

- In the holy name of a twisted little chromosome. The little buggers.

- Even so, I think about it every night. If they could at least be together.

- But you know it's too soon. Come on, please don't start going soft again.

- I'm not going soft. You can see they can't live without each other.

They help each other. - But that would double the risk, Hélène.

Lola is doing very well.

You're tired.

Iceberg. Alaska. Tikira. Blizzard. Arnica. Kitimat.

Good morning, Mlle Hélène.

- Good morning—M Vaneau.

Aseptic room

Holy shit!

Am I dreaming?

Martians. We only see them on TV.

Tummy.

Piggies.

Don't muck around, stay with me!

My name's Robert. Come back!

The janitor pulls the leeks. Shall we say today?

What happened this time?

- Well, it must have been the workers yesterday, repairing the bubbles.

- I gave them permission. They wanted to play.

- You're both lucky to have Hélène with you.

Come on, up you get!

Look at you! You've been up all night playing. Pair of scoundrels.

Have you seen their faces?

- It must have been the storm, they couldn't have slept much.

- Tummy - Piggies.

Phosphalugel gel gel, Gelusil.

- Gel! Gelusil!

Do you know the legend?

They say the foetus about to be born knows everything about the world.

He knows about animals and all things. He knows about speech, the mountains.

He knows how the Earth was made.

And at the time of delivery, as soon as his head appears—

an angel slips between the mother's legs.

He puts a finger to his mouth. He says Shhh.

So he forgets everything.

The proof is that a sign remains of his passage—there.

Tonic.

He smells of croissants.

- No ! - We have to, he can't protect himself.

The angel came, he's forgotten everything. He'll be a beautiful baby.

- The angel couldn't have pressed hard enough.

- We remember everything, all things— - Mountains.

Animals.

- So he's not afraid of Tikira? Can he go to the Arctic?

To Lake Jyväskylä?

To Tunturi?

He'll go, that's for sure. Kullar, Nikti, Klapar!

And who cares about Vaneau.

Piggies, the unfortunate prognosis.

Piggies, Vaneau and all the professorums of all the Earth and of all medicine.

Piggies, we even know how to work miracles.

I'll go and see my mother. - Oh no, your mother is in America.

- So what? Alaska is America.

- Iceberg. Alaska. Tikira. Blizzard. Arnica. Kitimat.

I'd like to hold your hand all night.

- Tachycardia. - Ta-chy-car-dia.

So you shout Doctor once—nothing.

A second time you shout Doctor—still nothing.

When you call him a third time and there'e really something—

- What happens? - Well, he comes anyway!

Because he loves us. - If he's too scared.

Adrenaline alert level for Professor Titanic.

- Professor Titanic salutes you.

He's going to have a nice cold shower.

Thinking of you, since he loves you.

Lola, what are you hiding?

Show me!

- She came to get it this morning. Wasn't it nice of me to lend it to her?

- Can't you see? I was bored alone.

- She wanted me to go out too, but I didn't want to. It's too dangerous.

- Did you put it through the deep clean?

Tom, answer me! Did you pass it that way?

- In the holy name of a twisted little chromosome. That's it, Tom was right.

Unfortunate prognosis, I'll die.

- There you are, I told you. You'll never see Alaska. Too bad for you.

- Help! Help! Quick!

Hurry up, son, gamma globulin.

- Don't ever play a trick this again, Lola. Never again, stop it!

- Of course it went through the deep clean, poor girl!

Just ask Josiane!

- Well, little gossips, what else has Josiane done?

- She fell for it! She fell for it!

But if you believe it, it's because we're done for! We're done for!

So let us out! Let us out, Hélène!

- You travelled a lot last night.

There are plenty of squashed gnats.

- All right then. To travel to the Arctic, I turn left towards the broken machine.

- That's a nice drawing. What is it? - My house.

- Good morning. Here's the mail for the President!

I was waiting for you, I was sure you were going to come back.

I'm giving it to you.

Welcome to Robert's lair.

It's up to you now. Tell me where you come from.

Won't you tell me who you are?

- Tom and Lola!

Do you want Tokyo time? London? Buenos Aires?

Easy-peasy! With that I can read time in all the five parts of the world.

I'm a scientist.

The Big Bang, nuclear fission, in vitro reproduction.

I have a lot to teach you, because you—

you don't seem to know much.

You can see everything with that in summer.

Halley's Comet,

Jupiter, the North Star, Vaneau— Shit, Vaneau!

- Vaneau Titanic?

- I'm keeping an eye on that nutcase!

You see, he often comes at night. It's his office.

Look!

The guy's not clear!

What the hell's this nutter up to?

You'll see, now he'll go downstairs.

He's going to walk through the park with a load of stuff.

Then he'll go upstairs. Back downstairs. Back up again.

And like that all night.

I wonder when he sleeps.

Holy shit!

What on earth is he carrying around?

He's frightening, this crazy scientist.

You won't fool me this time. I'm going with you.

Where are you going? - To gain strength.

- I know the way.

All right, knife!

Fork!

How's the infusion going? - The nitrogen mixture is good. Professor Titanic.

- Don't be afraid, it'll be very cold at first. And then you won't feel anything.

The game these two play. They kill me!

- Superectonitis, emergency response!

Who is it ? - Mum.

You're fucking bent, I'm telling you. I don't kiss boys! Only girls and boys kiss.

- You're fat, it's not nice.

- Yes it is. First of all, girls prefer fat guys.

What about you? You think you're handsome? You're bald as a coot.

- I'm dreaming!

Hey. Hey! Tummy! Tummy, can you hear me?

You're really funny guys.

Another minute, it's getting warmer. It's so good.

It was when we moved to the valley that I fell ill.

I had no more friends and I began to die of boredom.

The valley's so annoying.

Not like before.

It was my home. It was in the mountains.

My mountain is beautiful.

Thanks to you, now I can go back there.

Look over there, behind the screen.

That's my house, the only place you can breathe clean air.

You have blueberries, larches, cranberry jam.

You live to be very old there.

You live above the dirt. You're high up.

Izoard, it's called.

Izoard.

Is Izoard far away?

Not at all. You take my train.

A bed in a two-berth compartment.

It follows the tracks. You have sheets, blankets.

You lie down, you shiver. It already smells of the mountains.

You let yourselves be lulled. Very soon you reach the deep valleys.

The train slows down. First gentle slopes.

You see the snow, the mountains, from below.

And then you start to climb.

To climb, climb, climb.

- Iceberg. Alaska. Tikira. Blizzard. Arnica. Kitimat.

Izoard.

Did you call, Hélène?

What are you going to do?

How long have you been going out?

- For several nights.

It's too late, Hélène.

- Tom, tell me the truth. Enough stories. When did you start?

- I'm warning you, Hélène, it's our secret.

If you say something and you stop us—

Lola and I won't do any more.

And we'll stop eating.

Here are the mails of the Devil.

I came very early because I couldn't sleep.

- Really? Good morning.

Have you seen Hélène? - Yes—

Yes, she was there but she came straight back up.

- Hélène?

Izoard! Izoard!

Izoard! Izoard! - Izoard!

Iceberg! Iceberg! - Iceberg!

- Alaska!

Tikira! Tikira! - Tikira!

Blizzard! Arnica! - Blizzard! Arnica!

Kitimat! Iceberg! Alaska!

Tikira! - Blizzard! Arnica!

Tikira ! - Stop !

- Leave me alone, Vaneau, I want to see them, I'm cured!

- Oh no, not yet, young man.

- Yes I am, I'm cured! I want to go to my house in the mountains.

What's wrong today, Hélène?

- Hélène!

We know it's you.

- Hélène! Why aren't you answering?

You don't want to try to sleep?

- Why don't you like us?

What the hell are you doing? I've been hanging around for two hours.

What about our expedition?

- Not you, this isn't the time!

- An expedition! An expedition! Are you dreaming?

Where do you think you are?

This is a hospital, haven't you noticed? It's not a Luna Park.

We're supposed to treat children here.

You'll do your expeditions when you're cured.

You'll get out soon.

It's not the same for them. Do you understand?

It's too late, they want to get out.

You understand?

You can see they're not like you, lying in a bed.

- I'm cured too. - No, not yet, little man.

Get some sleep now.

- Fat cow, I'll show you if I'm cured!

He's got a rope.

- Wow, he's strong! - Wait, wait, he's climbing down.

He's going to the bins. - Show me!

- He's found something.

- What is it? Tell me! - A dog.

- A dog?

- He can pull the sled. - The sled?

Hold on! - It's my turn, you're always on it!

Fantastic! He can move much faster that way.

He's going to Vaneau's office!

So you're here at last, you cowards?

Robert Combeloup, that's me. He threw me in the rubbish!

Immuno syndrome. That's all there was.

I have to find the other part, there's no way round.

I'm going after him, that Vaneau!

Come quick, I've found it!

It's empty.

- That's to be expected, since you're cured.

- You didn't want to believe us. Nothing there means you've got nothing.

- You're right, I was sure of it!

I'm going back to my house, to Izoard.

- When?

- Very soon, with you. We'll leave together.

Yes, Hélène told me everything about you.

We'll find out what your screwed-up Titanic's saying!

The chimerism of Lola Vaillant's antigens makes it possible to hope for a release in six months!

Lies! That was six years ago!

As for the B thymocyte reaction in the stem cell, we have to wait—

- Wait! Always wait!

What do you have to say in your defence?

On the long and painful path of scientific research—

- You've blown it! Sadly!

Did you prefer to play with your mice?

- Yeah, that was definitely much more fun.

I have to admit, I screwed up very badly.

Madame Vaillant, looking in the US for another qualifying hospital in order to—

in order to send Lola there—

- has finally succeeded.

That will cause the separation—

the separation of my two cases.

Undoubtedly beneficial for the acceleration of the psychological will for curing.

Did you know?

- It was for your own good.

- We don't need you so we can be better. First, give me back Tikira!

- Look at us, don't you think we're better?

- Why don't you want to say it—that we're cured?

I want you to say it! Come on, say it. Say it!

- Look, we even know how to cure others.

Don't you understand? We must not separate.

Only together can we work miracles.

- Together, we're strong. Protect us against Vaneau.

We want to go to Robert's house in Izoard.

Titanic will never find us there.

- Are you going to help us? - Are you with us or against us?

The dog!

It's all cold. - Shhh, it looks fine.

- Run and get in your bubbles, he mustn't see you.

- Are you going to help us? - I promise !

Nitric hibernation state Resuscitation and final cure planned for 2001

It smells of plastic.

- It smells bad!

Come and join me. I'm waiting for you. Signed Robert.

Robert?

I see him. - He's crazy, he went back to Vaneau.

- He'll be back. We're waiting for him.

- No, what if he's looking for us. Come on!

- What if they were right? What if they had to run away?

We'll never leave each other again!

Look, he's gone!

- He's waiting for us there. - Izoard. We have to find his train.

You see? We managed to cure you.

- Robert's cakes!

We go on that way.

Hear that?

Bet you we're not far from the station.

We have to go on.

Robert's train.

Which one is it ?

How do you know that's not Robert's train?

- It's obvious, there aren't any bunks.

Tikira is tired.

Tikira doesn't want to go back to the hospital, does she.

- Where are we going to sleep?

How about going to Hélène's? - You don't even know where Hélène lives.

- YesI do, 7 rue de l'Equateur. I do know!

7 rue de l'Equateur.

And you know where that is? Rue de l'Equateur?

How about going back to the hospital?

- Look at this!

Are we there?

Tom?

Robert?

Where's Robert?

We're at Hélène's house.

There's a picture of her in the bathroom.

Hélène?

Yes but no one's here. We'll wait for her.

Hélène?

- She isn't here. Go away!

- Wait, Michel. Hold on. - You don't understand anything. You're stupid.

We're not at Hélène's? - Yes you are.

- So who are you? What are you doing here?

- We're Michel and Jeanne, her children.

- Her children—that's not even true. - You liars.

She likes your nose.

She always says "Tom has a very cute little nose and it's raining inside it".

- She never talks to us about you.

- What does that prove?

- She brings us breakfast every morning.

- And she helps us with the shower.

- Yes, she can't touch you.

- Yes, as it happens, we touched her. - Yes, but with gloves.

- Yes, even when we hugged her. Why do you think we're here?

- You're the liars, the dirty liars!

- You shouldn't blame him. At the moment, we hardly ever see our Mum.

- You're gona catch it when Mum gets home!

- Leave us with our friends. - They're not your friends.

They're Tikira's friends. - How do you know?

- Mum told me.

He's Tikira's little brother.

- Izoard, ski resort— - No, she's ill!

- We're not ill! We wouldn't be here otherwise.

Lola and I are not ill! - Shhhh, listen!

Mum called just now. Everyone's looking for you.

- We just want to find Robert.

- Robert? Him from Izoard?

- Yes, his house.

- That's easy.

First of all why are you taking care of us? - Because I like you.

Allo, you have reached the Izoard Tourist Office.

Our resort is closed all summer.

Our offices nevertheless remain at your disposal between 2pm and 6pm.

Thank you for your call.

I'm too hot.

- If the phone number's for the Tourist Office, Robert was making fools of you.

- Robert wouldn't lie, it's Izoard.

- We'll find his house.

- I'm telling you, if you run after Robert, it'll be easy for them to spot you.

- Mum might stay with us if we were like that.

Tikira is sleepy.

Now we can find Robert.

They'll never recognise us now. - Anyway, in your condition—

you can't go very far.

- In our condition? We're the same as everyone else.

- We're even healers.

- Look !

- I see you.

- Noémie, you have a big infected rhinorrhea. - Yes.

You see?

- So we need to be healed too.

Mum will be cinfused, she'll give us cuddles.

Sleep well, big boy.

- Please don't go. Don't go.

- We'll bring you breakfast in the morning. Good night, little ones.

Iceberg. Alaska. Tikira. Blizzard. Arnica. Kitimat. Izoard

Are you going to take us back to the hospital?

- No.

- Are you going to keep us with you?

- Yes.

- Can we stay long? - Yes.

- Will we go and see Robert? - Yes.

Lola! Lola!

Well, his antibiotics are at 3. Blood count.

LDL control and transaminases.

Mr President.

You really scared us.

We are very happy to have found you.

Iceberg. Alsaka. Tikira. Blizzard. Arnica. Kitimat. Izoard

Iceberg. Alaska. Tikira.

Blizzard. Arnica. Kitimat. Izoard

Iceberg. Alsaka. Tikira—

Blizzard

Arnica. Kitimat. Izoard.

Robert?

- No, Eric Guilbert, 12 avenue des Tilleuls, Le Perreux.

- Why are you here? This is Robert's room!

- I was allowed to play with his things. - Where is he ?

- The fat boy in the garden? Where's he? He fell off the wall.

Tom !

I found another way to Izoard.

Iceberg.

Alaska.