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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,923 --> 00:00:04,835 WHAT ARE YOU TWO STILL DOING UP? 2 00:00:04,835 --> 00:00:06,387 YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 3 00:00:06,387 --> 00:00:07,928 IT'S 5:00 IN THE MORNING. 4 00:00:07,928 --> 00:00:10,010 WELL, WE WERE TOO WIRED TO SLEEP, 5 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,392 WHAT WITH THE GRADUATION, 6 00:00:11,392 --> 00:00:13,344 TALKING ABOUT MY TRIP TO JAPAN, 7 00:00:13,344 --> 00:00:14,845 AND A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF. 8 00:00:14,845 --> 00:00:15,846 SO HERE WE ARE. 9 00:00:15,846 --> 00:00:17,848 VANESSA, I KNOW JUNIOR'S TOLD YOU 10 00:00:17,848 --> 00:00:19,520 ABOUT HIS GRADUATION PRESENT. 11 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:22,063 I PERSONALLY FEEL THAT IF HE DOESN'T GO TO JAPAN, 12 00:00:22,063 --> 00:00:23,564 HE'S MAKING A BIG MISTAKE. 13 00:00:23,564 --> 00:00:24,695 I THINK SO, TOO. 14 00:00:24,695 --> 00:00:26,907 IT'S AN OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME, VANESSA. 15 00:00:26,907 --> 00:00:28,028 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 16 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,281 SEPARATION IS ACTUALLY HEALTHY FOR A RELATIONSHIP. 17 00:00:30,281 --> 00:00:31,492 THAT'S RIGHT. 18 00:00:31,492 --> 00:00:33,033 SOMETIMES I JUST WANT TO GET AWAY. 19 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,115 THAT'S WHY I HAVE MY JOB, 20 00:00:34,115 --> 00:00:35,416 THAT'S RIGHT. 21 00:00:35,416 --> 00:00:37,958 SO I DON'T HAVE TO BE AROUND HER ALL THE TIME. 22 00:00:37,958 --> 00:00:39,500 YAPPING AND YAPPING... 23 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:42,002 UH-HUH, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 24 00:00:43,874 --> 00:00:44,965 WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY 25 00:00:44,965 --> 00:00:47,428 IS IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A GREAT HOMECOMING, 26 00:00:47,428 --> 00:00:49,300 SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO LEAVE HOME. 27 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:52,052 ABSENCE REALLY DOES MAKE THE HEART GROW FONDER. 28 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,845 AND AFTER YOU'RE STUCK WITH SOMEONE FOR A LONG TIME, 29 00:00:54,845 --> 00:00:56,137 THE MORE ABSENCE THE BET-- 30 00:00:56,137 --> 00:00:57,388 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! 31 00:00:57,388 --> 00:00:59,059 LOOK, MOM, DAD, 32 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,482 WE'VE BEEN SITTING HERE TALKING FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. 33 00:01:01,482 --> 00:01:03,984 I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA GO TO JAPAN. 34 00:01:03,984 --> 00:01:06,147 JUNIOR, THAT MAKES ME VERY SAD. 35 00:01:06,147 --> 00:01:07,988 THIS IS VERY DISAPPOINTING. 36 00:01:07,988 --> 00:01:10,361 IF YOU'RE NOT GOING, THEN YOUR MOTHER AND I 37 00:01:10,361 --> 00:01:13,364 AT LEAST DESERVE AN EXPLANATION WHY YOU'RE NOT GOING. 38 00:01:17,288 --> 00:01:18,499 SHE'S PREGNANT. 39 00:01:18,499 --> 00:01:20,331 COME AGAIN? 40 00:01:20,331 --> 00:01:24,415 [ LAUGHS ] DID HE JUST SAY SHE WAS PREGNANT? 41 00:01:24,415 --> 00:01:26,967 [ LAUGHS ] SHE... 42 00:01:29,630 --> 00:01:31,422 BABY? 43 00:01:35,476 --> 00:01:37,638 BABY? Jay: HMM? 44 00:01:37,638 --> 00:01:39,180 BABY? HEY. 45 00:01:39,180 --> 00:01:41,982 OH, MICHAEL. OH, IT'S NOT REAL. 46 00:01:41,982 --> 00:01:44,565 BABY, I WAS HAVING THE WORST DREAM. 47 00:01:44,565 --> 00:01:46,777 THAT JUNIOR SAID THAT VANESSA'S PREGNANT? 48 00:01:46,777 --> 00:01:48,819 YES! HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 49 00:01:48,819 --> 00:01:50,321 BECAUSE IT WASN'T A DREAM. 50 00:01:50,321 --> 00:01:52,363 WHAT?! IS IT TRUE?! NO, IT'S NOT TRUE! 51 00:01:52,363 --> 00:01:54,615 MICHAEL, PLEASE TELL ME IT'S NOT TRUE. 52 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:55,736 OKAY, IT'S NOT TRUE. 53 00:01:55,736 --> 00:01:56,737 TRUTHFULLY? 54 00:01:56,737 --> 00:01:59,240 YOU WANT THE TRUTH? IT'S TRUE. 55 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:01,332 TRUE THAT IT'S NOT TRUE, OR TRUE THAT IT'S TRUE? 56 00:02:01,332 --> 00:02:03,334 IT'S TRUE THAT IT'S TRUE, BUT NOT TRUE THAT -- 57 00:02:03,334 --> 00:02:05,796 WAIT. IT'S NOT TRUE THAT IT'S NOT TRUE -- 58 00:02:05,796 --> 00:02:07,127 THE BOY GOT HER PREGNANT. 59 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,459 DAMN THAT GIRL! 60 00:02:08,459 --> 00:02:10,841 I KNEW IT, MICHAEL! I SAID IT! 61 00:02:10,841 --> 00:02:13,344 DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME SAY SHE WAS NOTHING BUT TROUBLE?! 62 00:02:13,344 --> 00:02:14,515 I HEARD YOU SAY IT. 63 00:02:14,515 --> 00:02:16,467 THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD HEARD YOU SAY IT. 64 00:02:16,467 --> 00:02:18,259 SHE PROBABLY TRICKED HIM INTO IT. 65 00:02:18,259 --> 00:02:21,061 NO, A GIRL CAN'T TRICK A GUY INTO HAVING SEX. 66 00:02:21,061 --> 00:02:23,474 ONLY A GUY COULD TRICK ANOTHER GUY INTO HAVING SEX. 67 00:02:23,474 --> 00:02:25,025 FRANK, YOU DROPPED YOUR WALLET. 68 00:02:25,025 --> 00:02:27,067 WHOOPSIE. GOT YOU. SURPRISE. 69 00:02:27,067 --> 00:02:28,359 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! 70 00:02:28,359 --> 00:02:30,771 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. SHE LED HIM ON, MICHAEL. 71 00:02:30,771 --> 00:02:33,574 NO, JUNIOR HAD A PART IN THIS, TOO, JAY -- 72 00:02:33,574 --> 00:02:36,277 A SMALL PART THAT I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE CHOPPED OFF 73 00:02:36,277 --> 00:02:37,868 YEARS AGO. 74 00:02:37,868 --> 00:02:39,950 WAIT A MINUTE. MAYBE IT'S NOT EVEN HIS BABY. 75 00:02:39,950 --> 00:02:41,582 WELL, THEY SEEM PRETTY SURE. 76 00:02:41,582 --> 00:02:43,043 I WANT A DNA TEST. 77 00:02:43,043 --> 00:02:46,046 HOW DO WE KNOW SHE WASN'T HANDING OUT HER COOKIES 78 00:02:46,046 --> 00:02:47,288 ALL OVER TOWN? 79 00:02:47,288 --> 00:02:49,250 ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS A SONOGRAM. 80 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:51,842 IF THE FETUS' HEAD LOOKS LIKE A QUESTION MARK, 81 00:02:51,842 --> 00:02:53,214 THEN WE KNOW IT'S JUNIOR'S. 82 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:55,756 OH, NO, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! 83 00:02:55,756 --> 00:02:58,349 MICHAEL, YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING! 84 00:02:58,349 --> 00:03:00,140 I HAVE PERMISSION TO TORTURE HIM? 85 00:03:00,140 --> 00:03:04,014 NO, MICHAEL, WE HAVE TO KEEP IN MIND THAT HE'S STILL OUR BABY. 86 00:03:04,014 --> 00:03:05,766 WE CAN'T BE TOO ROUGH ON HIM. 87 00:03:05,766 --> 00:03:09,360 STUPID BOY! YOU STUPID, STUPID, STUPID! 88 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:10,861 OW! OW! 89 00:03:10,861 --> 00:03:12,443 WHAT ARE YOU HOLDING ME FOR? 90 00:03:12,443 --> 00:03:14,074 MICHAEL, LET ME GET HIM! 91 00:03:14,074 --> 00:03:17,197 REMEMBER, YOU SAID WE WEREN'T GONNA BE TOO TOUGH ON HIM. 92 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,869 WHO? YOU SAID THAT. 93 00:03:18,869 --> 00:03:20,241 REMEMBER? YEAH. 94 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:21,532 OKAY. OKAY. 95 00:03:21,532 --> 00:03:23,203 YOU COOL? UH-HUH. 96 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,165 OKAY. I'M COOL. 97 00:03:25,165 --> 00:03:28,208 OHHH! 18 YEARS! 18 YEARS! 98 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,501 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 99 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,544 EASY, EASY. 100 00:03:33,544 --> 00:03:36,216 CAN I SAY SOMETHING BEFORE YOU BEAT ME TO DEATH? 101 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,008 YEAH. YEAH. 102 00:03:38,008 --> 00:03:39,890 WE'D LOVE TO HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY. 103 00:03:39,890 --> 00:03:42,182 I'M SORRY IF I'VE DISAPPOINTED YOU. 104 00:03:42,182 --> 00:03:43,604 THAT'S A START, FOOL. 105 00:03:43,604 --> 00:03:45,225 BUT I THINK THIS IS A GOOD THING. 106 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,267 YOU DO? 107 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:48,609 I LOVE VANESSA, SHE LOVES ME, 108 00:03:48,609 --> 00:03:50,851 AND NOW WE'LL HAVE A BABY THAT WE BOTH LOVE. 109 00:03:50,851 --> 00:03:52,853 THAT'S PERFECT. 110 00:03:52,853 --> 00:03:53,984 YES. 111 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:56,116 JAY, GIVE ME THE PILLOW. PUT A ROCK IN IT. 112 00:03:56,116 --> 00:03:57,988 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! JUST HEAR ME OUT, 113 00:03:57,988 --> 00:03:59,910 AND MAYBE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND MY PLAN. 114 00:03:59,910 --> 00:04:01,782 [ CHUCKLES ] WELL, HE'S GOT A PLAN. 115 00:04:01,782 --> 00:04:03,414 YOU DIDN'T SAY YOU HAD A PLAN. 116 00:04:03,414 --> 00:04:06,076 OH, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A PLAN, SON. 117 00:04:06,076 --> 00:04:07,288 PLEASE SIT DOWN 118 00:04:07,288 --> 00:04:09,710 AND TELL YOUR MOM AND I YOUR PLAN, MY MAN. 119 00:04:09,710 --> 00:04:12,633 HELP US UNDERSTAND BEFORE I KICK YOU IN THE CAN. 120 00:04:12,633 --> 00:04:16,337 OKAY. VANESSA AND I WILL JUST GET MARRIED. 121 00:04:16,337 --> 00:04:17,758 THAT FIXES IT. 122 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:21,141 HE FIXED THE WHOLE OUT-OF-WEDLOCK PREGNANCY THING 123 00:04:21,141 --> 00:04:22,343 JUST LIKE THAT. 124 00:04:22,343 --> 00:04:25,055 THE GUY'S A GENIUS. DID YOU HEAR THAT? 125 00:04:25,055 --> 00:04:26,226 UH-HUH. 126 00:04:26,226 --> 00:04:28,729 I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT, JAY. THE BOY IS A GENIUS. 127 00:04:28,729 --> 00:04:29,810 HE SURE IS. 128 00:04:29,810 --> 00:04:30,851 I DIDN'T THINK -- 129 00:04:30,851 --> 00:04:33,314 MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT THE PLAN MAN 130 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:34,735 AND YOU NOT THE PLAN WOMAN. 131 00:04:34,735 --> 00:04:37,197 WELL, I FEEL A WHOLE LOT BETTER. 132 00:04:37,197 --> 00:04:38,449 ME TOO. 133 00:04:38,449 --> 00:04:40,821 SEE? 134 00:04:40,821 --> 00:04:44,705 YEAH, BUT CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION ABOUT YOUR PLAN? 135 00:04:44,705 --> 00:04:46,116 FIRE AWAY. 136 00:04:46,116 --> 00:04:49,710 WHERE ARE YOU, YOUR NEW BRIDE, AND THE BABY GONNA SLEEP? 137 00:04:49,710 --> 00:04:52,122 I FIGURED THAT OUT, TOO. RIGHT HERE. 138 00:04:52,122 --> 00:04:53,173 RIGHT HERE? YEAH. 139 00:04:53,173 --> 00:04:55,125 IT'S PERFECT. RIGHT HERE. 140 00:04:55,125 --> 00:04:56,176 YEAH. 141 00:04:56,176 --> 00:04:59,219 OH, SO YOU AND YOUR WIFE AND YOUR BABY 142 00:04:59,219 --> 00:05:01,472 ARE GONNA SLEEP IN A GARAGE. 143 00:05:01,472 --> 00:05:03,724 NOW, THAT'S THE AMERICAN DREAM RIGHT THERE. 144 00:05:03,724 --> 00:05:05,225 I CAN SEE IT NOW. 145 00:05:05,225 --> 00:05:07,478 THE BABY COULD PLAY RIGHT HERE ON THIS OIL SPOT. 146 00:05:07,478 --> 00:05:09,480 IT'LL BE HIS OWN LITTLE SLIP 'N SLIDE. 147 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:11,692 AND WE COULD PUT THE CRIB RIGHT HERE 148 00:05:11,692 --> 00:05:13,233 UNDERNEATH THE PRUNING SHEARS 149 00:05:13,233 --> 00:05:16,146 SO HE COULD WORK ON HIS HAND-AND-EYE COORDINATION. 150 00:05:16,146 --> 00:05:17,778 YEAH, AND IF THE BABY'S COLD, 151 00:05:17,778 --> 00:05:20,030 WE COULD JUST WARM HIM UP ON THE MUFFLER, 152 00:05:20,030 --> 00:05:23,033 YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS KIDS LOVE CARBON MONOXIDE. 153 00:05:23,033 --> 00:05:25,366 IT'S SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO MAKE THEM SLEEPY. 154 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:26,577 GOD. 155 00:05:26,577 --> 00:05:29,119 BOY, BUT YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT ABOUT THAT, HUH? 156 00:05:29,119 --> 00:05:31,712 YOU GUYS MAKE IT SOUND LIKE A STUPID PLAN. 157 00:05:31,712 --> 00:05:34,044 BUT, UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES, 158 00:05:34,044 --> 00:05:37,508 I WAS THINKING MAYBE I COULD HAVE MY OLD ROOM BACK. 159 00:05:37,508 --> 00:05:38,629 OH! [ LAUGHS ] 160 00:05:38,629 --> 00:05:39,880 HE WANTS US TO REWARD HIM 161 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:41,722 FOR GETTING HIS GIRLFRIEND KNOCKED UP. 162 00:05:41,722 --> 00:05:43,594 MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO OUT AND ROB A BANK, 163 00:05:43,594 --> 00:05:45,265 AND WE COULD LET HIM HAVE OUR ROOM. 164 00:05:45,265 --> 00:05:46,887 I GET IT. 165 00:05:46,887 --> 00:05:49,229 INCENTIVIZE YOUR STUPIDITY. THAT'S THE PLAN. 166 00:05:49,229 --> 00:05:50,601 DAD, YOU COULD MAKE FUN OF ME, 167 00:05:50,601 --> 00:05:52,312 BUT IT'S NOT GONNA CHANGE THE FACTS. 168 00:05:52,312 --> 00:05:56,356 THE FACTS? LET US REVIEW THE FACTS. 169 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:59,980 THE FACTS ARE YOU HAVE NO JOB, NO EDUCATION, 170 00:05:59,980 --> 00:06:02,362 NO IDEA HOW TO SURVIVE IN THE WORLD, 171 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,324 AND YOU HAVE THE GALL TO PROCREATE 172 00:06:04,324 --> 00:06:07,157 AND BRING ANOTHER LITTLE IDIOT INTO THE WORLD. 173 00:06:07,157 --> 00:06:09,410 LOOK, WE'LL FIND A WAY. 174 00:06:09,410 --> 00:06:11,492 "WE'LL FIND A WAY," HE SAYS. 175 00:06:11,492 --> 00:06:13,454 "WE'LL FIND A WAY," THE KID SAYS. 176 00:06:13,454 --> 00:06:14,455 I HEARD HIM. 177 00:06:14,455 --> 00:06:16,086 THE KID IS GONNA FIND A WAY. 178 00:06:16,086 --> 00:06:17,918 SON, DO YOU HAVE A PEN AND PAD? 179 00:06:17,918 --> 00:06:18,959 YEAH. 180 00:06:18,959 --> 00:06:21,211 I WANT YOU TO WRITE DOWN SOMETHING FOR ME. 181 00:06:21,211 --> 00:06:24,805 I WANT YOU TO WRITE DOWN, "WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED." 182 00:06:24,805 --> 00:06:28,178 AND THEN UNDERNEATH THAT PUT, "WE'LL FIND A WAY." 183 00:06:28,178 --> 00:06:29,680 WHY AM I DOING THIS? 184 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,141 BECAUSE FROM NOW ON, 185 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:34,104 WE'RE GONNA KEEP A TRACK OF ALL THE DUMB THINGS THAT YOU SAY. 186 00:06:34,104 --> 00:06:36,226 I AIN'T DUMB. 187 00:06:36,226 --> 00:06:37,818 "I AIN'T DUMB." 188 00:06:37,818 --> 00:06:40,360 THAT'S THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK. 189 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:43,484 "I AIN'T DUMB." 190 00:06:43,484 --> 00:06:47,327 DAD, THERE'S NO "B" IN "DUMB." THAT'S "DUM-BEE." 191 00:06:53,203 --> 00:06:54,625 MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY! 192 00:06:54,625 --> 00:06:55,876 WHAT, BABY, WHAT? 193 00:06:55,876 --> 00:06:58,418 IS IT TRUE THAT JUNIOR'S HAVING A BABY? 194 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,130 YEAH, IT IS. 195 00:07:00,130 --> 00:07:03,003 YAY, I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL I'M AUNTIE KADY. 196 00:07:03,003 --> 00:07:04,214 AUNTIE KADY? 197 00:07:04,214 --> 00:07:08,308 I COULD NEVER BE AUNTIE KADY, 'CAUSE I'M SO PRO KADY. 198 00:07:08,308 --> 00:07:09,389 [ LAUGHING ] 199 00:07:13,053 --> 00:07:17,478 GET IT? ANTI-KADY, PRO-KADY? 200 00:07:17,478 --> 00:07:18,769 I DON'T GET IT. 201 00:07:18,769 --> 00:07:19,980 WSSHHHEW! 202 00:07:21,522 --> 00:07:24,404 ANYHOO, I THINK WE ALL AGREE 203 00:07:24,404 --> 00:07:26,657 ABOUT HOW DISAPPOINTED WE ARE IN JUNIOR. 204 00:07:26,657 --> 00:07:30,120 YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN. WHAT A LETDOWN. 205 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:31,742 THERE'S STILL A RAY OF HOPE. 206 00:07:31,742 --> 00:07:34,204 THEY SAY EVERY ENDING IS A NEW BEGINNING, 207 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:35,876 AND THIS IS THE BEGINNING 208 00:07:35,876 --> 00:07:41,171 OF WHAT I LIKE TO CALL THE FRANKLIN KYLE ERA. 209 00:07:41,171 --> 00:07:43,293 YOU'RE STILL ANGLING FOR JUNIOR'S SPOT, HUH? 210 00:07:43,293 --> 00:07:46,637 ANGLING IS SUCH A CRUDE WORD, MR. KYLE. 211 00:07:46,637 --> 00:07:50,050 IT CHEAPENS THE PURITY OF MY INTENTIONS. 212 00:07:50,050 --> 00:07:51,091 WHICH ARE? 213 00:07:51,091 --> 00:07:55,145 JUNIOR OUT, ME IN. 214 00:07:55,145 --> 00:07:56,266 HE MAKES A POINT, JAY. 215 00:07:56,266 --> 00:07:57,858 FRANKLIN, WE'LL MULL THIS OVER. 216 00:07:57,858 --> 00:07:59,439 YOU GO PLAY WITH KADY SOMEWHERE. 217 00:07:59,439 --> 00:08:01,191 YEAH, SOMEWHERE OUT IN THE OPEN 218 00:08:01,191 --> 00:08:02,813 WHERE WE CAN KEEP OUR EYE ON YOU. 219 00:08:02,813 --> 00:08:05,275 [ LAUGHS ] 220 00:08:05,275 --> 00:08:08,238 YOU'RE SUCH A CARD...DAD. 221 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:11,111 HI, MOM. HI, DAD. 222 00:08:11,111 --> 00:08:14,284 HEY, IT'S THE MAN WITH THE PLAN. 223 00:08:14,284 --> 00:08:17,207 SON, I'D LIKE TO OFFER YOU AN OPPORTUNITY. 224 00:08:17,207 --> 00:08:18,539 WHAT OPPORTUNITY? 225 00:08:18,539 --> 00:08:20,250 YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE A BABY, 226 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:21,461 SO YOU'RE GONNA NEED A JOB. 227 00:08:21,461 --> 00:08:23,123 MAYBE TWO. 228 00:08:23,123 --> 00:08:25,836 SO, I'D LIKE TO OFFER YOU A JOB WORKING WITH ME. 229 00:08:25,836 --> 00:08:27,297 GOOD. WHERE? 230 00:08:30,090 --> 00:08:31,842 DO YOU HAVE YOUR "I AIN'T DUMB" BOOK? 231 00:08:31,842 --> 00:08:33,343 YEAH. 232 00:08:33,343 --> 00:08:35,135 OW! 233 00:08:35,135 --> 00:08:36,767 AT KYLE TRUCKING, THAT'S WHERE. 234 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:38,228 OH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 235 00:08:38,228 --> 00:08:40,310 THAT MEANS I'D BE SEPARATED FROM VANESSA 236 00:08:40,310 --> 00:08:41,642 WHEN SHE GOES TO COLLEGE. 237 00:08:41,642 --> 00:08:43,944 YOU TWO HAVE A LOT OF TOUGH DECISIONS TO MAKE. 238 00:08:43,944 --> 00:08:45,355 YEAH, I KNOW. 239 00:08:45,355 --> 00:08:48,198 I'M GOING TO MEET HER NOW, SO I'LL TALK TO HER ABOUT IT. 240 00:08:48,198 --> 00:08:50,150 [ COUGHS ] WUSS. 241 00:08:52,993 --> 00:08:54,865 SO, WHAT DID YOUR MOTHER SAY? 242 00:08:54,865 --> 00:08:56,036 SHE WASN'T HAPPY. 243 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,619 I WAS AFRAID OF THAT. WHAT ABOUT YOUR FATHER? 244 00:08:58,619 --> 00:09:01,872 HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT SMASHING YOUR HEAD IN WITH A BRICK 245 00:09:01,872 --> 00:09:03,253 AND A THIRD CIRCUMCISION. 246 00:09:03,253 --> 00:09:06,667 BUT HE WAS YELLING SO MUCH, THAT'S ALL I COULD GET. 247 00:09:06,667 --> 00:09:09,089 OH, AND HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. 248 00:09:09,089 --> 00:09:10,380 OH. 249 00:09:10,380 --> 00:09:13,223 HE SAID YOU BETTER HAVE SOME SERIOUS PLANS FOR US. 250 00:09:13,223 --> 00:09:15,305 WELL, I DO, YOU KNOW? 251 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:17,137 WE'LL FINISH LUNCH. 252 00:09:17,137 --> 00:09:19,019 AND THEN WHAT? 253 00:09:19,019 --> 00:09:20,941 THAT'S ALL I GOT RIGHT NOW. 254 00:09:20,941 --> 00:09:22,943 WELL, I HAVE SOME IDEAS. 255 00:09:22,943 --> 00:09:25,776 I'LL GO TO COLLEGE, WE'LL HAVE THE BABY, 256 00:09:25,776 --> 00:09:28,689 AND WE'LL GET JOBS SO WE CAN EARN SOME MONEY TO BUY A HOUSE. 257 00:09:28,689 --> 00:09:31,281 THAT'S GOOD -- A HOUSE. CAN WE GET A DOG? 258 00:09:31,281 --> 00:09:34,404 SURE. AND THEN I WAS THINKING WE COULD GET MARRIED. 259 00:09:34,404 --> 00:09:36,286 CAN WE NAME THE DOG SPIKE? 260 00:09:36,286 --> 00:09:40,250 YEAH. WE'LL NAME THE DOG SPIKE. 261 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:43,624 AND AFTER WE GET MARRIED, I'LL JOIN A SMALL LAW FIRM. 262 00:09:43,624 --> 00:09:45,125 CAN SPIKE SLEEP WITH US? 263 00:09:45,125 --> 00:09:48,588 YEAH, IF HE DOESN'T LICK THE BABY. 264 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,920 OKAY. 265 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:52,172 SO, ANYWAY, AS I WAS SAYING, I'LL JOIN A SMALL LAW FIRM. 266 00:09:52,172 --> 00:09:54,594 BY THEN, ONE OF YOUR INVENTIONS WILL START PAYING OFF. 267 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,216 CAN WE TEACH HIM TO FETCH? 268 00:09:56,216 --> 00:09:57,267 WHO? 269 00:09:57,267 --> 00:09:58,178 SPIKE. 270 00:09:58,178 --> 00:10:00,310 I'LL TAKE HIM FOR LONG NATURE WALKS 271 00:10:00,310 --> 00:10:02,723 AND THROW A BALL, AND HE'LL BRING THEM BACK TO ME. 272 00:10:02,723 --> 00:10:05,225 I'LL SAY, "GOOD BOY, SPIKE. WHO LOVES SPIKY?" 273 00:10:05,225 --> 00:10:06,817 STOP WITH THE DOG, OKAY?! 274 00:10:06,817 --> 00:10:09,279 WE'LL GET THE DOG ALREADY, OKAY? 275 00:10:09,279 --> 00:10:10,150 OKAY. 276 00:10:10,150 --> 00:10:12,532 I NEED YOU TO FOCUS. 277 00:10:12,532 --> 00:10:13,573 [ SIGHS ] 278 00:10:13,573 --> 00:10:15,365 WE HAVE TO BE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS. 279 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,576 I MEAN, WE'RE TALKING 280 00:10:16,576 --> 00:10:18,909 ABOUT OUR FUTURE AND OUR BABY'S FUTURE. 281 00:10:18,909 --> 00:10:20,240 I KNOW. 282 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:22,452 MY DAD DID OFFER ME A JOB WORKING WITH HIM, 283 00:10:22,452 --> 00:10:24,504 BUT THAT MEANS I'D BE AWAY FROM YOU. 284 00:10:24,504 --> 00:10:26,376 WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM? 285 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:29,379 I TOLD HIM WE'D TALK IT OVER, BUT HERE'S WHAT I THINK -- 286 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:32,302 YOU GO TO COLLEGE, AND I'LL GET A JOB CLOSE BY WHILE YOU STUDY. 287 00:10:32,302 --> 00:10:34,634 DOING WHAT? I DON'T KNOW. 288 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,257 THERE MUST BE A LOT OF PLACES LIKE THIS UP THERE. 289 00:10:37,257 --> 00:10:39,599 EXCUSE ME, SIR. HI. 290 00:10:39,599 --> 00:10:41,431 WHAT DOES A JOB LIKE THAT PAY? 291 00:10:41,431 --> 00:10:44,524 WELL, IF I WORKED EVERY DAY, INCLUDING HOLIDAYS, 292 00:10:44,524 --> 00:10:47,647 THREW IN LITTLE OVERTIME, DIDN'T TAKE ANY BREAKS, 293 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,980 I'D STILL BE BELOW THE POVERTY LINE. 294 00:10:52,232 --> 00:10:54,654 GUESS I BETTER TAKE THAT JOB WITH MY DAD. 295 00:10:56,907 --> 00:10:58,949 Jay: GIRLS, COME ON. HURRY UP. 296 00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:01,281 WE'LL DROP YOU OFF AT SCHOOL ON THE WAY TO WORK. 297 00:11:01,281 --> 00:11:02,542 OKAY, MOMMY. 298 00:11:02,542 --> 00:11:04,454 IS JUNIOR GONNA BE WORKING WITH YOU GUYS? 299 00:11:04,454 --> 00:11:06,546 IF HE IS, HE'S RUNNING LATE ALREADY. 300 00:11:06,546 --> 00:11:08,548 MICHAEL, TRY NOT TO BE TOO HARD ON HIM. 301 00:11:08,548 --> 00:11:09,790 THIS MIGHT TAKE A WHILE. 302 00:11:09,790 --> 00:11:11,131 WE DON'T HAVE A WHILE, JAY. 303 00:11:11,131 --> 00:11:13,463 HAVE NINE MONTHS TO TAKE DUMMY TO DADDY. 304 00:11:13,463 --> 00:11:16,136 I GOTTA TEACH HIM THAT THERE'S NO FREE RIDES. 305 00:11:16,136 --> 00:11:17,677 OKAY, READY TO GO TO WORK. 306 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,060 WELL, WELL, WELL, HE'S READY, JAY. 307 00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:21,301 LOOK AT THERE. 308 00:11:21,301 --> 00:11:23,683 COME HERE, SON. LET'S GO OVER THE RULES. 309 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:26,016 OKAY, YOU WORK EIGHT HOURS A DAY. 310 00:11:26,016 --> 00:11:27,517 YOU HAVE TO BE PUNCTUAL. 311 00:11:27,517 --> 00:11:30,150 THAT MEANS YOU GOT TO BE THERE ON TIME. 312 00:11:30,150 --> 00:11:33,273 IF YOU'RE LATE, YOU MISS THE DAY, YOU DON'T GET PAID FOR IT. 313 00:11:33,273 --> 00:11:35,195 IF YOU MISS TWO DAYS, YOU'RE FIRED. 314 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,316 GOT IT. 315 00:11:36,316 --> 00:11:38,198 IN FACT, I WON'T EVEN STOP FOR BREAKFAST. 316 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,280 I'LL JUST PICK UP SOME SNACKS TO EAT ALONG THE WAY. 317 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:42,282 A MUFFIN, 318 00:11:42,282 --> 00:11:45,325 MUSTARD FOR THE MUFFIN, 319 00:11:45,325 --> 00:11:48,168 A FROZEN TV DINNER FOR THE MUSTARD. 320 00:11:48,168 --> 00:11:49,960 SHOULD I WRITE THAT DOWN? 321 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,793 YEAH, WRITE THAT DOWN. COME HERE. 322 00:11:52,793 --> 00:11:55,635 I WANT YOU AT WORK AT 9:00 SHARP. 323 00:11:55,635 --> 00:11:57,137 DO NOT BE LATE. 324 00:11:57,137 --> 00:11:58,718 I DON'T SEE HOW I COULD BE LATE. 325 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,550 I'M RIDING WITH THE BOSS. [ CHUCKLES ] 326 00:12:00,550 --> 00:12:01,721 AREN'T I? 327 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,804 HOLD THIS. 328 00:12:03,804 --> 00:12:05,265 UH, NO. 329 00:12:05,265 --> 00:12:07,898 OH, COME ON! THAT'S NOT FAIR! 330 00:12:07,898 --> 00:12:09,609 IT'S NOT ABOUT BEING FAIR, JUNIOR. 331 00:12:09,609 --> 00:12:11,311 IT'S ABOUT YOU BECOMING A MAN. 332 00:12:11,311 --> 00:12:13,693 NOW, YOU GOTTA PRETEND THAT YOU WORK FOR A STRANGER. 333 00:12:13,693 --> 00:12:16,196 NOW, IF I WAS YOU, I'D GET SOME HUSTLE IN MY STEP, 334 00:12:16,196 --> 00:12:17,357 AND I'D GO MAKE THAT TRAIN. 335 00:12:17,357 --> 00:12:18,949 OH! 336 00:12:18,949 --> 00:12:22,202 BABY...THERE'S NO TRAIN. 337 00:12:22,202 --> 00:12:23,413 OH, I FORGOT. 338 00:12:23,413 --> 00:12:25,325 [ Softly ] HEY, JUNIOR, THERE'S NO TRAIN. 339 00:12:27,287 --> 00:12:29,499 JUNIOR, THERE'S NO TRAIN COMING. 340 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:30,791 THAT'S NOT RIGHT. 341 00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:32,212 JUNIOR, COME BACK. 342 00:12:32,212 --> 00:12:34,294 HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT. [ LAUGHS ] 343 00:12:38,178 --> 00:12:40,760 PREGNANT?! JUNIOR GOT VANESSA PREGNANT?! 344 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,143 OH, YOU KNOW THEY'RE BOTH GOING TO HELL, RIGHT? 345 00:12:43,143 --> 00:12:44,514 WHY ARE THEY GOING TO HELL? 346 00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,386 FORNICATION. DUH. 347 00:12:46,386 --> 00:12:48,308 THAT'S SPELLS H-E-DOUBLE-HOCKEY-STICKS. 348 00:12:48,308 --> 00:12:50,560 IN FACT, THEY'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO REGULAR HELL. 349 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:52,392 THEY'RE GOING TO BAD HELL. 350 00:12:52,392 --> 00:12:53,523 THERE'S A BAD HELL? 351 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,315 [ SHIVERS ] 352 00:12:55,315 --> 00:12:56,656 YOU KNOW WHAT, TONY? 353 00:12:56,656 --> 00:12:57,818 WHAT? 354 00:12:57,818 --> 00:12:59,900 YOU'RE TURNING INTO A REAL PAIN IN THE ASS. 355 00:13:05,665 --> 00:13:09,329 CLAIRE, DID YOU JUST HEAR WHAT YOU JUST SAID? 356 00:13:09,329 --> 00:13:11,581 YOU JUST SAID, "A"-DOUBLE-SNAKES. 357 00:13:11,581 --> 00:13:13,253 SHUT UP, TONY. 358 00:13:13,253 --> 00:13:15,836 WAIT, I'M NOT THE ONE THAT DID ANYTHING WRONG HERE. 359 00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:17,337 WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME? 360 00:13:17,337 --> 00:13:19,469 BECAUSE MY BROTHER IS IN TROUBLE, 361 00:13:19,469 --> 00:13:22,552 AND INSTEAD OF SHOWING COMPASSION AND UNDERSTANDING, 362 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,014 YOU SIT THERE JUDGING HIM. 363 00:13:24,014 --> 00:13:26,426 WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM COULD HAPPEN TO ANYONE, 364 00:13:26,426 --> 00:13:27,637 INCLUDING US. 365 00:13:27,637 --> 00:13:29,269 REALLY? 366 00:13:29,269 --> 00:13:30,600 NO, NEVER, 367 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,933 BECAUSE YOU KEEP ACTING LIKE A HORSE'S "A"-DOUBLE-SNAKES. 368 00:13:34,604 --> 00:13:36,566 YOU SAID "ASS." 369 00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:38,528 [ GASPS ] 370 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,282 EXCUSE ME, MR. KYLE. 371 00:13:42,282 --> 00:13:45,245 HEY, TONY, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 372 00:13:45,245 --> 00:13:49,950 UM, DO YOU THINK THAT I'M TOO JUDGMENTAL? 373 00:13:49,950 --> 00:13:50,951 YES. 374 00:13:50,951 --> 00:13:52,252 NO. REALLY? 375 00:13:52,252 --> 00:13:53,453 NO, I'M SERIOUS. 376 00:13:53,453 --> 00:13:55,455 THIS ISN'T A JOKE, MR. KYLE. I'M SERIOUS. 377 00:13:55,455 --> 00:13:57,918 I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH -- YOU'RE A POMPOUS, PIOUS, 378 00:13:57,918 --> 00:13:59,669 SELF-RIGHTEOUS, ARROGANT YOUNG MAN. 379 00:13:59,669 --> 00:14:02,552 BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS, I LOVE THOSE SHOES. 380 00:14:02,552 --> 00:14:04,674 OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! 381 00:14:04,674 --> 00:14:07,427 IT'S TRUE. I'M TOO JUDGMENTAL. 382 00:14:07,427 --> 00:14:09,729 I'M A SINNER, AND I'M SORRY. 383 00:14:09,729 --> 00:14:14,524 LOOK, I AM SORRY FOR ANY TIME THAT I MIGHT HAVE OFFENDED YOU. 384 00:14:14,524 --> 00:14:15,565 IT'S OKAY, TONY. 385 00:14:15,565 --> 00:14:17,477 I'M SORRY THAT I LUST AFTER YOUR DAUGHTER. 386 00:14:17,477 --> 00:14:19,109 OKAY, TOO MUCH INFORMATION. 387 00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:21,441 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! YOU NEED TO HEAR THIS! 388 00:14:21,441 --> 00:14:23,823 I HAD A DREAM THAT SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SHOWER, 389 00:14:23,823 --> 00:14:25,485 GLISTENING LIKE A WET SEAL. 390 00:14:25,485 --> 00:14:27,948 SHE WAS LIKE [IMITATING SEAL BARK] 391 00:14:27,948 --> 00:14:29,749 GOD, HELP ME! I LIKED IT. 392 00:14:29,749 --> 00:14:31,791 AAH! 393 00:14:34,544 --> 00:14:38,458 HEY, SON, SO, HOW WAS THE FIRST DAY AT WORK? 394 00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:39,499 WHAT FIRST DAY? 395 00:14:39,499 --> 00:14:42,092 I WAS 20 MINUTES LATE, SO YOU SENT ME HOME. 396 00:14:42,092 --> 00:14:44,464 OH. YEAH. 397 00:14:44,464 --> 00:14:45,715 THAT WAS GREAT. 398 00:14:45,715 --> 00:14:47,307 THERE'S NO TRAIN, YOU KNOW? 399 00:14:47,307 --> 00:14:49,469 I TRIED TO TELL YOU BEFORE YOU RAN OUT OF HERE. 400 00:14:49,469 --> 00:14:50,600 I YELLED, I SAID, 401 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,602 [ Softly ] "JUNIOR, THERE'S NO TRAIN." 402 00:14:52,602 --> 00:14:54,854 [ Normal voice ] I GUESS YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME. 403 00:14:54,854 --> 00:14:56,476 SO YOU LEARNED A LESSON, SON. 404 00:14:56,476 --> 00:14:58,358 IF YOU WANT TO BE TO WORK ON TIME, 405 00:14:58,358 --> 00:14:59,569 YOU HAVE TO LEAVE EARLY. 406 00:14:59,569 --> 00:15:01,861 TOMORROW, I EXPECT YOU TO BE THERE ON TIME. 407 00:15:01,861 --> 00:15:03,733 OTHERWISE, DON'T BOTHER COMING IN. 408 00:15:03,733 --> 00:15:04,985 FINE. 409 00:15:04,985 --> 00:15:06,526 FINE, YOU WILL BE THERE ON TIME? 410 00:15:06,526 --> 00:15:08,198 OR FINE, YOU'RE NOT COMING IN? 411 00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:09,789 I DON'T KNOW. 412 00:15:09,789 --> 00:15:13,373 SON, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO SINK OR SWIM, OKAY? 413 00:15:13,373 --> 00:15:15,535 I'M JUST PROVIDING THE POOL. 414 00:15:15,535 --> 00:15:18,248 BE ON TIME. 9:00 SHARP. 415 00:15:22,302 --> 00:15:23,673 [ SIGHS ] 416 00:15:26,136 --> 00:15:27,507 MICHAEL, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 417 00:15:27,507 --> 00:15:29,679 YOU THINK HE'S GONNA MAKE IT OR NOT? 418 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:32,973 I DON'T KNOW, AND I DON'T CARE. HE'S JUST ANOTHER EMPLOYEE. 419 00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:35,315 [ SIGHS ] 420 00:15:35,315 --> 00:15:37,937 WELL, THERE GOES YOUR ANSWER. 421 00:15:39,899 --> 00:15:41,061 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 422 00:15:41,061 --> 00:15:43,193 YES! THANK GOD. YES! 423 00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:44,614 COME IN, BABY! 424 00:15:44,614 --> 00:15:45,865 OH, IT'S ONLY YOU. 425 00:15:45,865 --> 00:15:47,197 JUST WANTED TO KNOW 426 00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:49,529 WHAT TO DO WITH THIS SHIPMENT OF SUPPOSITORIES. 427 00:15:49,529 --> 00:15:50,780 STICK 'EM IN YOUR -- 428 00:15:50,780 --> 00:15:53,283 IN THE TRUCK, RIGHT, BABY? IN THE TRUCK. 429 00:15:53,283 --> 00:15:55,665 OKAY. 430 00:15:55,665 --> 00:15:58,078 I'M SORRY, MICHAEL. I'M JUST REALLY DISAPPOINTED. 431 00:15:58,078 --> 00:16:00,210 I THOUGHT THE BOY WAS REALLY GONNA SHOW UP. 432 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:03,213 LOOK, I HAD THIS HAT SPECIALLY MADE FOR HIM. 433 00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:04,424 LOOK AT THAT. 434 00:16:04,424 --> 00:16:06,086 LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING. 435 00:16:06,086 --> 00:16:08,968 WHAT, DID YOU HAVE TO GET A PRESCRIPTION TO GET THIS HAT? 436 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,551 THAT WAS VERY SWEET OF YOU, BABY. 437 00:16:11,551 --> 00:16:12,472 THANK YOU. 438 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,354 AND LOOK. SEE? IT WON'T GO TO WASTE. 439 00:16:14,354 --> 00:16:15,765 THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM... 440 00:16:15,765 --> 00:16:16,766 THANK YOU, BABY. 441 00:16:16,766 --> 00:16:18,648 ...WHEN HE WAS LITTLE, REMEMBER? 442 00:16:19,689 --> 00:16:21,151 REMEMBER HIS SONOGRAM? 443 00:16:21,151 --> 00:16:23,523 BREAK IT UP, YOU TWO. WE GOT WORK TO DO. 444 00:16:23,523 --> 00:16:26,406 OH, HE MADE IT! MY BABY MADE IT! 445 00:16:26,406 --> 00:16:28,368 SEE, MICHAEL, HE MADE IT! 446 00:16:28,368 --> 00:16:30,950 HE'S HERE, HE'S HERE! BUT HE'S LATE. 447 00:16:33,613 --> 00:16:35,615 SO HE'S FIRED. 448 00:16:39,539 --> 00:16:40,880 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 449 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:43,423 [ High-pitched voice ] WHO IS IT? 450 00:16:43,423 --> 00:16:44,424 IT'S JUNIOR. 451 00:16:44,424 --> 00:16:46,126 WHAT DO YOU WANT, JUNIOR? 452 00:16:46,126 --> 00:16:47,467 HI. IS MR. KYLE HOME? 453 00:16:47,467 --> 00:16:49,679 SORRY. HE'S NO HERE. 454 00:16:49,679 --> 00:16:52,682 IT'S JUST ME, MANNY. COULD I TAKE A MESSAGE? 455 00:16:52,682 --> 00:16:55,265 SURE. COULD YOU TELL HIM HIS SON STOPPED BY? 456 00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:56,806 HIS SON COME BY? WHICH SON? 457 00:16:56,806 --> 00:16:57,977 THE OLDEST. 458 00:16:57,977 --> 00:16:59,559 IT'S THE OLDEST? IS THIS JUNIOR? 459 00:16:59,559 --> 00:17:00,600 YEAH, IT'S THE JUNIOR. 460 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,982 [ Normal voice ] GET IN HERE, BOY. 461 00:17:02,982 --> 00:17:04,564 HEY, DAD, YOU'RE BACK. 462 00:17:04,564 --> 00:17:06,446 DID MANNY GIVE YOU MY MESSAGE? 463 00:17:06,446 --> 00:17:08,608 GUESS I SHOULD WRITE THAT DOWN. 464 00:17:08,608 --> 00:17:10,070 YEAH. 465 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:12,782 WRITE THAT DOWN AND THEN DRAW IT OUT. 466 00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,204 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 467 00:17:14,204 --> 00:17:16,536 I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU'RE BEING SO HARD ON ME. 468 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,418 I'M HARD ON YOU BECAUSE LIFE IS HARD, 469 00:17:18,418 --> 00:17:20,330 AND I'M TRYING TO PREPARE YOU FOR IT. 470 00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:22,832 YOUR MOTHER AND I, WE'RE JUST REALLY WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 471 00:17:22,832 --> 00:17:25,835 BUT I GET THE FEELING THAT YOU'RE MAD AT ME ALL THE TIME. 472 00:17:25,835 --> 00:17:27,377 LOOK, I'M NOT MAD AT YOU. 473 00:17:27,377 --> 00:17:29,259 I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU. 474 00:17:29,259 --> 00:17:31,471 HOW? BY BREAKING MY SPIRIT, CRITICIZING ME, 475 00:17:31,471 --> 00:17:33,433 MAKING ME WALK AROUND WITH THIS DUM-DUM NOTEBOOK? 476 00:17:33,433 --> 00:17:35,975 YOU WANT ME TO BE A MAN, BUT YOU TREAT ME LIKE A CHILD. 477 00:17:35,975 --> 00:17:39,139 BECAUSE YOU ACT LIKE A CHILD, YOU CAN'T GET TO WORK ON TIME. 478 00:17:39,139 --> 00:17:41,521 I WAS THERE AT 9:00. NO, 9:01. 479 00:17:41,521 --> 00:17:44,274 YOU WANT TO IMPRESS ME, BE THERE AT 8:30 OR 8:00. 480 00:17:44,274 --> 00:17:45,395 I'M TRYING, DAD! 481 00:17:45,395 --> 00:17:46,946 YOU'RE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH, JUNIOR! 482 00:17:46,946 --> 00:17:48,688 YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE A FATHER. 483 00:17:48,688 --> 00:17:52,152 IF HAVING A BABY IN THIS WORLD DOESN'T MOTIVATE YOU, 484 00:17:52,152 --> 00:17:53,493 THEN NOTHING WILL. 485 00:17:53,493 --> 00:17:55,905 YOU'RE RIGHT. 486 00:17:55,905 --> 00:17:57,577 AND I PROMISE, 487 00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:01,161 FROM THIS MOMENT ON, I'LL DO MY BEST. 488 00:18:02,462 --> 00:18:04,794 COME HERE. 489 00:18:06,706 --> 00:18:07,967 I LOVE YOU. 490 00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:11,551 I LOVE YOU, TOO, DAD. 491 00:18:11,551 --> 00:18:13,343 I'LL SEE YOU AT WORK TOMORROW. 492 00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,425 I CAN HAVE MY JOB BACK? 493 00:18:15,425 --> 00:18:17,016 YOU GONNA BE THERE ON TIME? YEAH. 494 00:18:17,016 --> 00:18:18,348 HOW DO YOU KNOW FOR SURE? 495 00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:20,390 'CAUSE I'M LEAVING RIGHT NOW. [ CHUCKLES ] 496 00:18:21,771 --> 00:18:23,893 HEY, COME HERE. 497 00:18:23,893 --> 00:18:26,105 YOUR MOTHER MADE YOU A HAT. 498 00:18:29,569 --> 00:18:31,491 KIND OF TIGHT IN THE BACK. 499 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,867 HEY, BABY, WHAT YOU READING? 500 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,499 "THE LITTLE PRINCE." 501 00:18:39,499 --> 00:18:41,161 WHAT'S THAT ABOUT, A LITTLE BOY THAT CRIES LIKE THIS? 502 00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:43,503 [ IMITATING PRINCE ] 503 00:18:43,503 --> 00:18:44,584 MNH-MNH. 504 00:18:44,584 --> 00:18:46,746 GET IT? HE CRIES... [ IMITATING PRINCE ] 505 00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:50,960 PRINCE. 506 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,672 WSSHHHEW! 507 00:18:52,672 --> 00:18:54,464 ANYHOO... 508 00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:57,717 NO, PRETTY SOON, 509 00:18:57,717 --> 00:19:00,430 I'M GONNA BE READING THIS BOOK TO THE NEW BABY. 510 00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:01,601 WOW. MNH-MNH. 511 00:19:01,601 --> 00:19:03,763 WHAT? YOU JUST SAID, "WOW. MNH-MNH." 512 00:19:03,763 --> 00:19:06,976 IN MARRIAGE, THAT'S NOT GOOD. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 513 00:19:06,976 --> 00:19:09,819 I GUESS I'M JUST ANXIOUS ABOUT FACING OUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS. 514 00:19:09,819 --> 00:19:12,071 THEY'RE GONNA BE LOOKING AT ME WITH THAT LOOK 515 00:19:12,071 --> 00:19:14,654 THAT SAYS, "THE APPLE DOESN'T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE. 516 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,695 YOU'RE A BAD MOTHER." 517 00:19:15,695 --> 00:19:19,199 SHUT YOUR MOUTH. SHUT YOUR MOUTH. 518 00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:20,620 I GOT IT. YEAH. 519 00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:22,161 THAT'S LIKE... 520 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,623 YEAH. YEAH. 521 00:19:23,623 --> 00:19:27,547 HEY, LOOK... YOU'RE NOT A BAD MOTHER. 522 00:19:27,547 --> 00:19:29,959 YOU'RE A GREAT MOTHER. PROVE IT. 523 00:19:29,959 --> 00:19:32,252 WE STILL GOT CLAIRE AND KADY. THAT'S TWO OUT OF THREE. 524 00:19:32,252 --> 00:19:34,093 IN BASEBALL, YOU'RE IN THE HALL OF FAME. 525 00:19:34,093 --> 00:19:35,505 [ LAUGHS ] 526 00:19:35,505 --> 00:19:38,758 THAT'S WHY I'M STILL WITH YOU. YOU CAN ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH. 527 00:19:38,758 --> 00:19:44,434 LOOK, I KNOW THIS ISN'T THE LIFE WE PLANNED FOR JUNIOR, 528 00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,436 BUT I REALLY BELIEVE IT'S GONNA WORK OUT. 529 00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,518 PROMISE? 530 00:19:48,518 --> 00:19:50,480 I PROMISE. 531 00:19:54,524 --> 00:19:56,075 MMM. 532 00:19:56,075 --> 00:19:59,659 HEY, YOU THINK TONIGHT I COULD GET SOME "A"-DOUBLE-SNAKES? 533 00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:03,202 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT IS THAT? 534 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,164 TURN OUT THE LIGHT. I'LL SHOW YOU. 535 00:20:07,377 --> 00:20:10,250 WHOOPSIE! 536 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,422 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 537 00:20:16,546 --> 00:20:20,390 ♪ MY SHERI, AMORE ♪ 538 00:20:20,390 --> 00:20:24,764 ♪ TRIPPIN' OFF THE MILKY WAY ♪ 539 00:20:26,185 --> 00:20:30,189 ♪ MY SHERI, AMORE ♪ 540 00:20:30,189 --> 00:20:34,193 ♪ WON'T YOU GET SOMETHING FROM THE STORE ♪ 38038

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