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[ GRUNTING ]
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NOT INTERESTED
IN FOOTBALL, HUH?
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HEY, WHAT ABOUT GOLF?
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ALL YOU NEED
IS 600 MORE TEETH,
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AND YOU COULD BE
THE NEXT TIGER WOODS.
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NO? OKAY, LOOK,
BASKETBALL.
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LOOK, THIS IS THE WAY
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL DOES IT.
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TURNS LEFT, THEN HE COMES
UP.
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BOOM!
HANG ON THE RIM, BABY!
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HERE, YOU TRY.
YOU TRY.
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TAKE A SHOT FOR GRANDPA.
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JUST TAKE THE BALL
AND THEN TAKE THE SHOT.
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OH, REJECTED!
BABY!
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NOT IN MY HOUSE!
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HEY, HEY, HEY!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I WAS TRYING TO SEE WHAT
SPORT JUNIOR JR.'S GONNA PLAY.
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BABE, HE CAN'T
EVEN WALK YET.
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HEY, WE GOT TO START EARLY, JAY.
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DO YOU KNOW THAT A
17-YEAR-OLD GIRL WON WIMBLEDON?
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WHAT'S SO AMAZING ABOUT
THAT? SHE'S BEEN PLAYING
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IT'S CALLED FETAL
TRAINING.
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THEY HAVE
THEM...
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[ IMITATING TENNIS
BALL VOLLEYING ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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JUNIOR JR.'S ALREADY
TWO YEARS BEHIND, BABY.
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I KNOW YOU WANT TO PLAY
WITH YOUR GRANDSON ALL DAY,
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BUT HERE...
GOT TO GO TO WORK.
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NO, I AM THE
BOSS.
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AND IF I WANT TO STAY AND
PLAY WITH MY GRANDSON,
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THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA
DO.
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WHAT ELSE AM I GONNA
DO, FIRE ME? [ LAUGHS ]
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MOM, YOU HAVE GOT TO DO
SOMETHING ABOUT KADY.
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[ Sarcastically ] OH, WHAT
IS THE PROBLEM NOW?!
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SHE'S BEEN IN THE
BATHROOM FOR HOURS.
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WELL, IS SHE SICK
OR SOMETHING?
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NO, SHE'S JUST IN THERE
DOING HER GIRLY THING AGAIN
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AND PUTTING ON MAKEUP AND
TRYING OUT NEW HAIRSTYLES.
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AS OPPOSED TO YOU,
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WHO'S IN THERE ALL THAT TIME
PLANNING WORLD PEACE, HUH?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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I HAVE A JOB.
I HAVE SCHOOL.
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PEOPLE DEPEND ON
ME TO LOOK GOOD.
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I'M CLAIRE
KYLE.
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SHE'S JUST GETTING READY
TO GO PLAY IN THE DIRT.
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DON'T SAY THAT
ABOUT MY BABY.
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LOOK AT MY BABY.
SHE LOOKS SO PRETTY.
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THANK YOU, MOMMY.
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SHE SHOULD. IT TOOK HER A WEEK.
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DON'T HATE ME
BECAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL.
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I JUST HATE YOU
'CAUSE YOU'RE YOU.
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I AM TIRED OF YOU TWO
FIGHTING OVER THE BATHROOM.
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FROM NOW ON, YOU'RE BOTH
LIMITED TO 10 MINUTES IN THERE.
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Both: 10 MINUTES?!
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BUT, DAD, I NEED MORE TIME
BECAUSE I'M A BEGINNER.
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I NEED MORE TIME,
TOO, BECAUSE...
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BECAUSE YOU'RE UGLY!
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HEY, HEY, HEY,
HEY, HEY, HEY!
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STOP THE NONSENSE!
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10 MINUTES, AND THAT'S IT.
END OF DISCUSSION.
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ARG
ARGH! H!
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ARGH! ARGH!
ARGH!
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NOW THE MEAN AUNTIES
ARE GONE, HUH?
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LOOK AT HIM, JAY, HUH?
HE LOVES HIS GRANDPA.
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LOOK AT THOSE EYES.
HE'S MAKING GOO-GOO EYES.
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HE DOES LOOK
CONTENT.
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WAIT... PHEW!
[ SNIFFS ]
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OH, NO, THOSE ARE DOO-DOO
EYES. HERE, HOLD HIM A SECOND.
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I GOT TO GO GET
HIS DIAPER BAG, OKAY?
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I WONDER WHERE
I PUT THE DIAPER BAG?
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IT ALWAYS SEEMS
TO TURN UP MISSING.
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HEY!
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MICHAEL!
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[ SIGHS ]
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[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
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GOT A CERTIFIED LETTER
HERE FOR ONE MICHAEL KYLE,
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BETTER KNOWN AS MIKE LOVE.
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WHOA, SESELIS, WHOA.
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BOBBY SHAW.
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WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
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AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING
THOSE TINY SHORTS
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WITH COWBOY BOOTS
AND SPURS?
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HEY, SUCKA MAN,
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THIS IS IN MEMORY
OF THE PONY EXPRESS,
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AND THIS UNIFORM
THAT YOU SPEAK OF
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IS THE OFFICIAL UNIFORM OF THE
COMPANY OF WHICH I REPRESENT...
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HORSEY EXPRESS MESSENGERS.
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[ WHINNIES ]
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DOWN, SESELIS.
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SO, YOU SAY YOU
HAD SOMETHING FOR ME?
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OH, YEAH, YEAH.
MATTER OF FACT, I DO.
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I HAVE A CERTIFIED,
SEALED LETTER,
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AND IT FEELS LIKE GOOD
NEWS.
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SO YOU THINK IT'S
GOOD NEWS, HUH?
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OH, YEAH. YEAH.
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I'M PRETTY INTUITIVE ABOUT
THIS SORT OF THING, REALLY,
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AND I GOT A FEELING... A
PREMONITION, IF YOU WILL...
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THAT THIS IS GONNA BE MY
LAST WEEK AS A MESSENGER.
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OH, REALLY? AND WHY IS THAT?
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BECAUSE MY THIRD EYE... AND
MOST PEOPLE ONLY HAVE TWO.
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YOU PROBABLY
SEEN THAT YOURSELF...
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MY THIRD EYE,
MY SIXTH SENSE,
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AND EVERY FIBER
OF MY PARANORMAL BEING
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IS TELLING ME THAT I...
YES, I...
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AM GONNA WIN THE LOTTERY.
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HOW BIG IS THE JACKPOT?
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HUH?
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HUNDREDS, THOUSANDS,
A BUNCH OF THOUSANDS,
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AND THEN...
MILLIONS OF DOLLARS!
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AND WITH ANY LUCK,
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NOBODY'S GONNA WIN
THIS WEEK,
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AND NEXT WEEK,
IT'S GONNA BE EVEN BIGGER.
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SO YOU BOUGHT A LOTTERY
TICKET HOPING YOU DIDN'T WIN?
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EXACTLY.
I BOUGHT LIFE INSURANCE.
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I'M HOPING I DON'T FALL OFF
OF SESELIS AND DIE.
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I MEAN, I CAN'T ARGUE
WITH THAT LOGIC.
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I DON'T NEED THE LOTTERY
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BECAUSE I'M GONNA INHERIT ALL
OF THIS WHEN YOU-KNOW-WHO DIES.
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Shh!
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OW! WHAT?
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LET ME READ THIS
LETTER.
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"DEAR MR.
KYLE,
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CONGRATULATIONS ON THE
SUCCESS OF KYLE TRUCKING."
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BLAH, BLAH,
BLAH.
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"WE REPRESENT THE BOARD
STREET-LEVEL EXPRESS."
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BLAH, BLAH, BLEE,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
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"THE BOARD IS INTERESTED
IN ACQUIRING KYLE TRUCKING."
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YES! I KNEW
THERE WAS GOOD...
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KNEW THERE WAS GOOD NEWS
IN THE AIR!
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ME AND SESELIS TRIED
TO TELL YOU.
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SEE, MY VIBRATORY SENSES
WAS ALL ATINGLE WHEN I CAME IN.
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YOU PROBABLY SAW ME. I
COULDN'T EVEN CONTROL SESELIS.
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YOU KNOW, I MIGHT BE
A CARRIER OF GOOD NEWS,
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SOMETHING LIKE A LEPRECHAUN
OR AN ELF OR A STORK
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OR A DWARF
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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I'M TELLING YOU,
THERE'S MAGIC AFOOT.
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♪ THERE'S MAGIC AFOOT,
THERE'S MAGIC AFOOT ♪
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CAN YOU FEEL IT?
COME ON, SESELIS!
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WE ARE OUT OF HERE.
AIN'T GOT TO TAKE THIS.
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COULD'VE SAID THANK YOU
OR SOMETHING.
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I DONE BROUGHT GOOD NEWS
AND STUFF FOR YOU.
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I... OH!
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NO, MICHAEL. NO, YOU
CAN'T SELL THE BUSINESS.
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IT'S LIKE IT'S ONE OF
OUR KIDS OR SOMETHING.
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YOU MEAN TO TELL ME IF
SOMEONE MADE AN OFFER LIKE THAT
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TO BUY ONE OF OUR KIDS,
YOU WOULDN'T SELL 'EM?
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MAYBE JUNIOR, BUT
NOT THE BUSINESS.
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BABY, I COULD START
A WHOLE NEW CAREER.
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LIKE WHAT,
MICHAEL?
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I DON'T KNOW.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I CAN BE A MALE MODEL.
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OR A KARATE TEACHER.
KEE-HYAH!
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OR A MALE MODEL.
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OR A DANCER.
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OR A MALE MODEL, YEAH.
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YOU KNOW, THEY PAY OVER
$500 AN HOUR JUST TO DO THIS.
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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
THAT. I'M NOT FINISHED YET.
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SEE, I WAS GETTING
INTO THE POSE.
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YOU GOT TO TURN THE HEAD.
IT'S NOT UNTIL I TURN THE HEAD.
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$500, JAY.
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MICHAEL, I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE REALLY GONNA DO.
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YOU'RE GONNA HANG
AROUND THIS HOUSE,
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CLOCKING MY EVERY
MOVE, DRIVING ME CRAZY.
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AND WHERE'D YOU GET
THAT FROM?
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FROM
THERESA.
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WHEN HER HUSBAND
RETIRED.D
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YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID?
HE GAINED 200 POUNDS.
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HE INSTALLED A PLASMA
TV IN THE BATHROOM
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ALONG WITH A SNACK-FOOD
VENDING MACHINE.
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A SNACK-FOOD VEN...
THAT'S UNSANITARY.
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MAYBE A BEER DISPENSER.
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MICHAEL!
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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I DON'T WANT YOU
HERE ALL THE TIME.
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BABY, WE WON'T BE HERE
ALL THE TIME.
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CHECK THIS OUT...
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WE COULD GO TO THE MOVIES
AT 10:00
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AND THEN MAKE LOVE
AT 11:00.
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WON'T WE STILL BE IN
THE MOVIES AT 11:00?
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THAT'S THE POINT.
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LET DENZEL WATCH US
FOR A CHANGE.
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BABY, WE COULD
DO ANYTHING.
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WE'D BE FREE... ANYTIME,
ANYPLACE, ANYWHERE.
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I DON'T KNOW, MICHAEL,
I DON'T KNOW.
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I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU
THE BEST PART, JAY.
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THE BEST PART IS WE
GET THE CHANCE TO SPEND
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ALL THE TIME WE WANT
WITH LITTLE JUNIOR JR.
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WE COULD TAKE HIM TO THE PARK.
WE COULD TAKE HIM TO THE ZOO.
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WE COULD TAKE HIM
TO BASEBALL GAMES.
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OH, THAT DOES SOUND GOOD.
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YES. I GUESS THAT COULD WORK.
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OH, OH, HE JUST THREW UP.
HERE, HOLD HIM A SECOND.
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LET ME GET SOMETHING
TO WIPE THAT UP.
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THAT'S
NASTY.
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NOW, WHERE DID I PUT
THE PAPER TOWELS?
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MICHAEL!
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GOOD MORNING, BABY.
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OH, GOOD MORNING, MRS. BABY.
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HOW ABOUT A LITTLE
BREAKFAST IN BED
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TO START OFF THE BEST PART
OF OUR LIVES?
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SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.
LET'S SEE WHAT WE HAVE.
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WE HAVE SOME JUICE, A
LITTLE COFFEE, AND A LITTLE...
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[ LAUGHS ]
YOU ALMOST GOT ME.
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I ALSO BROUGHT YOU
THE PHONE
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SO THAT YOU CAN CALL
STREET-LEVEL EXPRESS
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AND CLOSE THAT DEAL.
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LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO LOOK
TOO ANXIOUS, OKAY, TO SELL.
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I GOT TO SIT BACK AND
TEASE THEM A LITTLE... WATCH.
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I'M GONNA DIAL THREE
NUMBERS, THEN HANG UP.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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I JUST WANT TO SIT
HERE, WATCH A LITTLE TV,
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AND LET STREET-LEVEL MARINATE
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ON BEING IN BUSINESS
WITH KYLE TRUCKING.
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THEY'RE GONNA MARINATE.
THEY'RE GONNA MARINATE.
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WE GOT THE
MARINATING.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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IN FINANCIAL NEWS THIS
MORNING,
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STREET-LEVEL EXPRESS
STOCK FELL 93%
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AFTER REVELATIONS
OF ACCOUNTING FRAUD,
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TOTALING OVER $20
BILLION.
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11 OF 12 BOARD MEMBERS
HAVE BEEN ARRESTED AND JAILED.
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AAH!
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00:08:38,784 --> 00:08:40,585
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
224
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THERE'S ONLY ONE
BOARD MEMBER LEFT.
225
00:08:42,321 --> 00:08:44,366
I GOT TO CALL HIM AND
TRY TO MAKE THIS DEAL.
226
00:08:44,390 --> 00:08:46,324
THE ONE REMAINING BOARD
MEMBER
227
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JUMPED OUT OF A STREET-LEVEL
EXPRESS CARGO JET
228
00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:52,964
SHORTLY BEFORE IT PLUNGED
INTO THE SEA.
229
00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:54,866
UM...
230
00:08:54,901 --> 00:08:56,735
BABE?
231
00:08:56,769 --> 00:08:59,738
BABE, WHAT ARE
YOU GONNA DO NOW?
232
00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:01,673
I GOT TO GO TO
WORK.
233
00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:05,443
THERE WILL BE
OTHER OFFERS,
234
00:09:05,445 --> 00:09:06,011
OTHER OFFERS,
DAD.
235
00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:07,178
NO, THERE WON'T!
236
00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,991
OH, SURE THERE WILL.
THIS IS A GOOD BUSINESS.
237
00:09:09,015 --> 00:09:10,692
IF STREET-LEVEL
EXPRESS WANTED IT,
238
00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:12,294
SOMEBODY ELSE IS GONNA WANT IT.
239
00:09:12,318 --> 00:09:13,996
I'M JUST LOOKING
AT THE BRIGHT SIDE.
240
00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:16,655
YEAH, WELL, DON'T!
241
00:09:16,689 --> 00:09:19,791
OKAY, DAD. I HATE
TO SEE YOU THIS WAY.
242
00:09:19,825 --> 00:09:21,793
YEAH, WELL, DON'T!
I DON'T CARE!
243
00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:24,963
I USED TO BE HAPPY RIGHT
HERE AT KYLE TRUCKING
244
00:09:24,997 --> 00:09:26,298
UNTIL I GOT THAT OFFER.
245
00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:29,301
AND NOW THAT I TASTED THE
SWEET NECTAR OF POSSIBILITY,
246
00:09:29,335 --> 00:09:30,569
I FEEL STUCK!
247
00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,139
WHOA, SESELIS!
248
00:09:34,173 --> 00:09:36,341
WHOO!
249
00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:38,677
WHOA, SESELIS!
250
00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:40,111
DOWN, GIRL.
251
00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:42,681
BOBBY SHAW AT YOUR DOOR,
MIKE LOVE.
252
00:09:42,715 --> 00:09:43,982
AS YOU CAN SEE,
253
00:09:44,016 --> 00:09:45,817
♪ I GOT PRIDE IN MY GLIDE
♪
254
00:09:45,851 --> 00:09:47,786
♪ I GOT PEP IN MY STEP
255
00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:49,921
♪ I GOT FUR IN MY SPUR
256
00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:51,533
♪ JUST STOPPED BY ON MY
ROUTE ♪
257
00:09:51,557 --> 00:09:53,892
♪ TO SEE HOW
YOUR OFFER WORKED OUT ♪
258
00:09:55,895 --> 00:09:58,964
NOT SO GOOD, BOBBY.
THEY WENT OUT OF BUSINESS.
259
00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:01,199
OH, MAN,
I HATE HEARING THAT.
260
00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:02,801
THIS IS AWFUL THERE.
261
00:10:02,835 --> 00:10:04,269
WHOA, SESELIS, STAY.
262
00:10:04,303 --> 00:10:05,570
STAY, NOW, STAY.
263
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:09,140
YOU KNOW... NEGATIVITY ALWAYS
GETS ME DOWN PERSONALLY.
264
00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:10,942
I'M GONNA TELL YOU THAT.
265
00:10:10,977 --> 00:10:13,789
BUT I GOT SOMETHING THAT
MIGHT JUST WORK OUT FOR YOU.
266
00:10:13,813 --> 00:10:16,047
THIS WEEK, YOU COULD PLAY
THE POWERBALL WITH ME,
267
00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:18,827
AND THEN THAT WAY WE COULD
WIN 'CAUSE I GOT THE GOOD NUMBERS.
268
00:10:18,851 --> 00:10:20,952
COULD
YOU...
269
00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:23,355
THE VIEW IS NOT
GOOD.
270
00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:28,193
I HAD TO BUY THESE
AT A CHILDREN'S STORE.
271
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,830
IN THE SMALL
SECTION.
272
00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:35,477
YOU SAY YOU GOT
THE GOOD NUMBERS?
273
00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:37,335
YES, SON OF LOVE,
THE GOOD NUMBERS.
274
00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,504
I'VE BEEN PLAYING THEM
FOR 11 YEARS NOW.
275
00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:41,973
SO, IN ALL THESE
YEARS,
276
00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:43,685
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE
THESE NUMBERS WON?
277
00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:46,011
HUH? NEVER.
278
00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:48,657
SO, HOW COULD THEY BE GOOD
NUMBERS IF THEY KEEP LOSING?
279
00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:50,615
STOP QUESTIONING ME,
SUCKA MAN!
280
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:54,319
LOOK, IT'S THE LAW OF
AVERAGES. THE MORE THEY LO...
281
00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:56,287
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH SESELIS?!
282
00:11:04,096 --> 00:11:05,964
YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING
ABOUT THAT BOY.
283
00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,799
THAT'S NO RUN-OF-THE-MILL
HORSE THERE.
284
00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:13,905
ANYWAY, AS I WAS SAYING,
SUCKA MAN AND SUCKA MAN JR.,
285
00:11:13,939 --> 00:11:16,041
IT'S THE LAW
OF AVERAGES, OKAY?
286
00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:18,209
EVERY TIME THEY LOSE,
THEY ARE CLOSER TO WINNING.
287
00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:20,145
AND RIGHT NOW,
THEY'VE BEEN LOSING SO LONG
288
00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:21,913
THAT THEY ARE
THIS CLOSE TO WINNING.
289
00:11:21,947 --> 00:11:23,882
WELL, I UNDERSTAND
THAT,
290
00:11:23,916 --> 00:11:27,252
BUT I'M NOT GONNA THROW MY
MONEY AWAY ON YOUR PIPE DREAM.
291
00:11:27,286 --> 00:11:30,555
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
SUIT YOURSELF.
292
00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:34,125
REMEMBER THIS, THOUGH.
REMEMBER THESE TWO WORDS.
293
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:37,462
IT'S MILLIONS OF DOLLARS,
MIKE LOVE... MILLIONS!
294
00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:40,799
OKAY?
295
00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:42,901
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
ANOTHER CHANCE.
296
00:11:42,935 --> 00:11:45,103
IF YOU DECIDE
TO CHANGE YOUR MIND,
297
00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:47,806
I'LL BE WHERE I ALWAYS AM
AROUND THIS TIME...
298
00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:50,108
HAVING MY LUNCH
AT THE HOT DOG STAND
299
00:11:50,142 --> 00:11:54,245
AND FEEDING MY BELOVED STEED,
WHO NOBODY SHOULD BE TOUCHING.
300
00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,781
TALLYHO, SESELIS!
301
00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:59,317
WATCH THE DOOR, SESELIS,
WATCH IT!
302
00:12:04,957 --> 00:12:06,435
COME ON, CLAIRE, TIME'S
UP!
303
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,226
YOU'RE SIX SECONDS
INTO OVERTIME!
304
00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:10,472
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY,
HEY! WHAT IS GOING ON?
305
00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:12,074
CLAIRE'S 10 MINUTES
ARE UP,
306
00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:14,165
AND SHE WON'T COME OUT
OF THE BATHROOM.
307
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,667
I'M NOT QUITE DONE, MOM.
308
00:12:15,701 --> 00:12:17,879
MY HUSBAND SAID 10
MINUTES, AND IT'S BEEN...
309
00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:20,449
10 MINUTES AND 17
SECONDS AND COUNTING.
310
00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:21,650
18,
MISSISSIPPI...
311
00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,852
19, MISSISSIPPI...
20, MISSISSIPPI...
312
00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:26,221
GIVE ME THE CLOCK. DONE
WITH COUNTING WITH YOU.
313
00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:28,857
MOM, IT TAKES ME LONGER
THAN 10 MINUTES TO DO MY HAIR.
314
00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:30,615
YOU SHOULD'VE
THOUGHT ABOUT THAT
315
00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:32,784
BEFORE YOU STARTED
COMPLAINING ABOUT KADY.
316
00:12:32,818 --> 00:12:34,486
NOW, OPEN UP THE DOOR.
317
00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:37,222
WHOA!
318
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:39,501
I CAN'T GO OUT WITH
TONY LOOKING LIKE THIS.
319
00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:41,269
[ LAUGHS ] SURE YOU CAN, BABY.
320
00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:44,005
IT'LL BE A GOOD WAY TO
FIND OUT IF TONY LIKES YOU.
321
00:12:44,029 --> 00:12:46,097
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
322
00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:47,365
I LOOK LIKE A FREAK.
323
00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:48,867
YES... NO.
324
00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:51,402
NO, CLAIRE.
325
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,348
NOW, LOOK, LOOKS AREN'T
EVERYTHING, BABY.
326
00:12:53,372 --> 00:12:54,750
NOW, SOMEDAY YOU'LL GET OLD,
327
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,651
AND YOU'LL LOSE YOUR
LOOKS, AND THEN WHAT?
328
00:12:56,675 --> 00:12:57,919
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU TELL ME.
329
00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:00,245
OH, NO, SHE
DIDN'T.
330
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:01,913
YES, SHE DID.
331
00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:04,115
LOOK, CAN I JUST GO BACK
TO FIXING MY HAIR?
332
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,862
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, LOOK, I
DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE IN THIS.
333
00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:09,364
IF THE TWO OF YOU CAN FIGURE
OUT YOUR PROBLEM BY YOURSELVES,
334
00:13:09,388 --> 00:13:10,555
PLEASE BE MY GUEST.
335
00:13:10,589 --> 00:13:12,400
OKAY. I HAVE A COMPROMISE.
336
00:13:12,424 --> 00:13:13,735
LET'S HEAR
IT.
337
00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:15,637
CLAIRE COULD GO OUT
WEARING HALF A HAT.
338
00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:17,105
WHAT DO YOU
HAVE?
339
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:19,941
WHAT IF I LET YOU USE MY LIP
GLOSS FOR AN EXTRA 10 MINUTES?
340
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:20,899
FIVE.
DEAL.
341
00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:24,653
LOVELY. CARRY ON.
342
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:30,742
YOU'VE GOT FOUR MINUTES
AND 59 SECONDS AND COUNTING!
343
00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:31,042
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
344
00:13:31,577 --> 00:13:31,676
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
345
00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:33,378
WHO IS
BOBBY SHAW. IT?
346
00:13:33,412 --> 00:13:34,422
JUST TELL HIM I'M NOT HERE.
347
00:13:34,446 --> 00:13:36,748
MY DAD TOLD ME TO TELL YOU
THAT HE'S NOT HERE.
348
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:41,452
HELLO,
BOBBY.
349
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,388
HELLO, MIKE LOVE.
350
00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:45,056
HOW YOU
DOING THERE, BOBBY?
351
00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:46,858
NOT TOO GOOD, YOUNG LOVE.
352
00:13:46,892 --> 00:13:48,893
WHAT'S THE
MATTER?
353
00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:50,562
WELL, AS IT TURNS OUT,
354
00:13:50,596 --> 00:13:54,299
MY INTUITION FAILED ME AS
REGARDS TO THE POWERBALL.
355
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,443
YOU DIDN'T
WIN?
356
00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:57,368
NO...
357
00:13:57,403 --> 00:14:00,972
I WON TWICE AS MUCH AS I
THOUGHT I WAS GONNA WIN, MIKE LOVE!
358
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:02,373
LOOK, LOOK.
359
00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:04,742
NOT ONCE,
BUT TWICE AS MUCH!
360
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:05,710
TWICE!
361
00:14:05,744 --> 00:14:07,512
TWICE! WON!
362
00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:09,480
♪ I WON, I WON,
I WON, I WON ♪
363
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,015
♪ I WON, I WON,
I WON, I WON ♪
364
00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:14,853
I WON... THE LOTTO!
365
00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:16,464
SO, LET ME GET THIS
RIGHT. YOU WON?
366
00:14:16,488 --> 00:14:18,957
I WON, YES!
NOW WE BOTH SAID IT.
367
00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:22,360
MAN, I AM RICH. I AM
RICH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH!
368
00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:25,530
I SPELL IT R-I-C-H-H-H-H-H-H
'CAUSE I'M RICH.
369
00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:26,931
GOT IT?
370
00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:29,701
WELL, THAT'S GREAT,
BOBBY. CONGRATULATIONS.
371
00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:31,046
I'M HAPPY FOR
YOU.
372
00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:32,637
THANK YOU, MIKE LOVE.
373
00:14:32,671 --> 00:14:34,505
BUT, GO ON.
TELL THE TRUTH NOW.
374
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:37,008
AREN'T YOU JUST A
EENSY-WEENSY, TEENSY-WEENSY,
375
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,611
YELLOW-POLKA-DOT-BIKINI
JEALOUS OF ME?
376
00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:41,323
NOT AT ALL. WHY
WOULD I BE JEALOUS?
377
00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:45,283
WELL, I MEAN, YOU DID
HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY
378
00:14:45,317 --> 00:14:49,087
TO PARTICIPATE IN HALF...
THAT'S 50%...
379
00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:52,223
OF MY PRIZE-WINNING POWERBALL
DUCAT, WHICH YOU DECLINED.
380
00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:53,391
OH, YES.
381
00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:58,062
I OFFERED YOU A RIDE
ON MY GOLDEN CHARIOT...
382
00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:00,531
OF GOLDEN GOOD NUMBERS,
AND YOU MOCKED IT.
383
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,567
YES, YOU DID.
YOU MOCKED IT,
384
00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:05,536
AND YOU REFUSED
MY EXTENDED GLOVE OF PEACE
385
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:09,874
BECAUSE OF YOUR LONG-HELD
ANTIPATHY FOR MY PERSONAGE.
386
00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:14,746
I HAVE NO ANTIPATHY FOR
YOUR PERSONAGE, BOBBY.
387
00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:16,892
I HAVE NOTHING BUT
HAPPY THOUGHTS
388
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,360
AND WELL WISHES FOR
YOU.
389
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:20,919
SINCERELY?
390
00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:22,130
YEAH,
TRULY.
391
00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:23,999
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
DO WITH THAT MONEY?
392
00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:25,757
WELL, I HAVE
THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
393
00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:27,292
WHEN I WAS A SMALL CHILD...
394
00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:29,994
I MUST'VE BEEN NO BIGGER
THAN THIS RIGHT HERE...
395
00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:31,796
WHEN I WAS A SMALL CHILD,
396
00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:34,399
MY COUSIN,
ESMELDA ROSE AND I...
397
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,566
ESMELDA ROSE?
398
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,769
ESMELDA ROSE AND I...
399
00:15:37,803 --> 00:15:39,814
BOBBY, I DON'T
WANT TO HEAR THIS.
400
00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:42,173
PLEASE DON'T INTERRUPT ME
IN MY LIFE STORY.
401
00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:44,809
YOU DO WANT TO HEAR THIS.
WE WERE PLAYING A GAME.
402
00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:46,844
IT WAS CALLED
CARS AND TRUCKS, OKAY?
403
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:49,514
ESMELDA LIKED THE CARS.
ME, I LIKED THE TRUCKS.
404
00:15:49,548 --> 00:15:52,250
I LIKED THE BIG TRUCKS.
I LIKED THE SMALL TRUCKS.
405
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:54,452
I LIKED THE LONG TRUCKS.
I LIKED THE SHORT TRUCKS.
406
00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:56,821
I LIKED GARBAGE TRUCKS.
I LIKED FIRE TRUCKS.
407
00:15:56,855 --> 00:15:59,557
I LIKED TRUCKS WITH 4
WHEELS, 8 WHEELS, 16 WHEELS.
408
00:15:59,591 --> 00:16:02,093
I LIKED HIPPIES THAT SAID,
"KEEP ON TRUCKIN'."
409
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,562
I LIKED EVERYTHING
THAT HAD TO DO WITH TRUCKS.
410
00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:06,931
DO YOU GET THE GIST
OF MY STORY, MIKE LOVE?
411
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,009
YES, YOU LIKED
TRUCKS.
412
00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:09,968
YES, YOU ARE GETTING IT.
I LIKE TRUCKS.
413
00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:11,970
AND WHAT BUSINESS
ARE YOU IN, MIKE LOVE?
414
00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:14,038
THE TRUCKING
BUSINESS.
415
00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:15,406
THE TRUCKING BUSINESS.
416
00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:17,809
AND YOU DO WANT TO SELL
SAID BUSINESS, DO YOU NOT?
417
00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:19,487
WELL, YOU WANT TO
BUY MY BUSINESS?
418
00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:23,915
LOCK, STOCK,
AND BOTH SMOKING BARRELS.
419
00:16:23,949 --> 00:16:26,695
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
THE TRUCKING BUSINESS, BOBBY.
420
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,987
WHAT'S THERE TO KNOW?
I KNOW TWO SIMPLE THINGS...
421
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:31,656
I LIKE TRUCKS.
I GOT BUCKS.
422
00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:34,158
YEAH, SEE,
AND IF YOU BUY IT,
423
00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:36,894
YOU CAN HIRE ME
TO RUN IT FOR YOU.
424
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:39,230
NO!
425
00:16:39,264 --> 00:16:41,943
RUN IT WHERE... INTO THE GROUND?
426
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:43,812
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT'S THAT SOUND?
427
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,247
THAT'S A FROWN... A SMILE
TURNED UPSIDE DOWN.
428
00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:47,716
NOW, TURN AROUND, SIT
DOWN.
429
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,875
RIGHT NOW.
430
00:16:50,909 --> 00:16:52,677
IS THERE MORE?
CHOW TOW.
431
00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:54,990
OKAY. YOU KNOW, BOBBY,
432
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,827
THROUGH THE YEARS YOU AND I
HAVE NEVER REALLY SEEN EYE TO EYE.
433
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:02,053
IF YOU SINCERELY WANT
TO BUY MY BUSINESS,
434
00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:03,732
THEN I SINCERELY
WANT TO SELL IT.
435
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:06,758
I SINCERELY WANT TO
BUY IT, MIKE LOVE.
436
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:09,104
WELL, LET'S SIT DOWN
AND HASH OUT A DEAL.
437
00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:11,373
HEY, HAVE YOU HAD LUNCH? NO.
438
00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:13,564
WE COULD HAVE LUNCH
AT THE HOT DOG STAND.
439
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:15,867
WE COULD HAVE A FRANKFURTER
AND SOME BUBBLY.
440
00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:17,602
FRANKS AND BUBBLY.
YOU KNOW WHY?
441
00:17:17,636 --> 00:17:19,570
'CAUSE I OWN IT!
I OWN IT!
442
00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:21,572
COME ON
AND SEE WHAT I OWN.
443
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:24,075
IT'S NICE AND SHINY
AND EVERYTHING.
444
00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:30,314
BOBBY SHAW'S TRUCKING. VROOM!
445
00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:32,350
OH, I DIDN'T THINK
YOU'D BE HERE.
446
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,252
I THOUGHT
YOU'D BE AT LUNCH.
447
00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:35,586
[ LAUGHS ]
448
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:38,033
YEAH, I GOT LUNCH
RIGHT HERE. RIGHT HERE.
449
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,502
MATTER OF FACT,
YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME.
450
00:17:40,526 --> 00:17:42,937
WOULD YOU CARE FOR
ANY FRANKS AND BUBBLY?
451
00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:45,006
IT'S ALL BEEF. ALL-BEEF
FRANKS THERE.
452
00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:46,931
UH... NO, THANKS.
453
00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:48,933
DON'T THEY GIVE YOU GAS?
454
00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:52,036
ON OCCASION, BUT THERE
AIN'T NOBODY IN HERE BUT ME.
455
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,642
WELL, I WAS JUST
DROPPING OFF YOUR KEYS.
456
00:17:57,676 --> 00:17:59,277
THANKS SO MU...
457
00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:01,322
YOU KNOW... HEY, YOU
KNOW, WHILE YOU'RE HERE,
458
00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:03,158
I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT COMPANY NAMES.
459
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:06,284
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT
THIS... POWERBALL SHIPPING?
460
00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:07,685
SOUNDS STRONG AND GAY.
461
00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:11,566
YOU GOT A POINT. I
GOT SLOGANS, THOUGH.
462
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,568
AND THE SLOGANS TAKE
THE GAYNESS OUT OF IT.
463
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:16,394
WATCH
THIS.
464
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,830
"POWERBALL
SHIPPING.
465
00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:22,066
IF WE LOSE YOUR
PACKAGE, WE AIN'T SHIPPED."
466
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,669
[ LAUGHS ]
467
00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:26,904
BOBBY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS IS YOUR COMPANY.
468
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,974
YOU MAKE THE DECISIONS
YOU WANT. I'M GOING HOME.
469
00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:32,910
ALL RIGHT.
SO LONG.
470
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:36,785
I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE
YOU, MIKE, LOVE, AND NOW I AM.
471
00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:41,396
I'M GONNA HAVE TO
GET A SMALLER CHAIR
472
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:44,020
WHERE MY FEET TOUCH THE GROUND.
473
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,938
Y-YOU CAN LEAVE
THAT.
474
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,729
NO FAMILY ORALLY
NOTHING.E
475
00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:59,003
BABY, I'M IN HEAVEN. I
GET UP WHENEVER I WANT.
476
00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:00,638
I HAVE A CUP OF
COFFEE.
477
00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:02,984
I STAND ON THE LAWN,
WAVE GOODBYE TO THE KIDS,
478
00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:05,286
AND THEN COME BACK AND
PLAY WITH MY GRANDSON.
479
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:08,179
[ Baby talk ] THIS IS
PARADISE. I'M IN PARADISE.
480
00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:10,114
YOU ARE REALLY HAPPY,
AREN'T YOU, BABY?
481
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,626
[ Normal voice ] OH, I
AM SO HAPPY, BABY.
482
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,595
AND YOU KNOW WHAT
THE GREAT THING IS?
483
00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:15,997
BOBBY SHAW HOOKED
JUNIOR UP WITH A JOB FOR LIFE.
484
00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:17,088
DOING WHAT?
485
00:19:17,122 --> 00:19:18,422
JUNIOR?
486
00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:21,726
Michael: THAT'S
THE UNIFORM, BABY.
487
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:22,927
[ LAUGHS ]
488
00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:24,762
WELL, I'M OFF TO
WORK.
489
00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:26,330
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, BOY?
490
00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:28,299
DO YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW?
491
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,568
UHH!
492
00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:32,670
THANK YOU.
493
00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:34,505
NOW, YOU GO ON TO WORK
494
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:37,408
AND HAVE AN
A-B-C-DELIGHTFUL DAY.
495
00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:38,620
I SURE
WILL.
496
00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:43,514
TALLYHO, UBIQUITOUS,
SON OF SESELIS.
497
00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:45,983
[ LAUGHS ]
498
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:49,220
[ LAUGHS ]
499
00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:52,023
OH, MY GOD.
500
00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:54,536
OH, MAN. I LOVE YOU.
501
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,860
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
502
00:19:55,894 --> 00:19:57,662
[ SMOOCHES ]
503
00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:00,341
WHERE'D YOU GET
THAT FROM? UM...
504
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,177
AND WHERE'D YOU GET
THAT FROM? THERESA.
505
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,401
WHERE'D YOU GET THAT FROM?
506
00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:06,304
[ LAUGHS ]
507
00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:09,250
WHERE'D YOU GET
THAT FROM? THERES A.
508
00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:11,753
THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO
HER WHEN HER HUSBAND RETIRED.
509
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:14,422
HE GAINED 200 POUNDS.
HE INSTALLED A PLASMA...
510
00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:16,047
Man: PLASMA TV...
511
00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:17,615
YES, SHE HAS IT.
512
00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:19,217
YES.
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