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♪ MY LOVE ♪
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♪ THERE'S ONLY YOU
IN MY LIFE ♪
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SING, BABY!
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♪ THE ONLY THING
THAT'S RIGHT ♪
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♪ MY FIRST LOVE ♪
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♪ YOU'RE EVERY BREATH
THAT I TAKE ♪
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♪ YOU'RE EVERY STEP
I MAKE ♪
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EWW! GET A ROOM.
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THIS IS LIKE A COMMERCIAL
FOR A LITTLE BLUE PILL.
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WOW. DON'T HATE BECAUSE YOUR
MOTHER AND I ARE STILL IN LOVE...
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THANK YOU.
...AND I CAN STILL DO MY THING.
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RIGHT, BOY! DON'T START! EWW!
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HA HA!
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THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH BEING IN LOVE.
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JUST DON'T DO IT
IN FRONT OF ME.
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WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS BE LIKE
REGULAR PARENTS?
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AND HOW ARE NORMAL PARENTS
SUPPOSED TO ACT?
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ARGUE
AND FIGHT
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AND NOT SPEAK TO EACH OTHER
FOR WEEKS AT A TIME.
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AND THEN GET DRUNK EVERY NIGHT
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SO YOU CAN STAND BEING
IN EACH OTHER'S COMPANY.
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WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS
JUST BE NORMAL?
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MAYBE SHE'S RIGHT, BABE.
YOU THINK?
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NAH.
♪ AND I ♪
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TAKE IT AWAY, BABY.
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♪ I WANT TO SHARE ♪
SHARE YOUR LOVE.
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♪ ALL MY LOVE ♪
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♪ WITH YOU ♪
OOH, I'M FEELING IT!
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♪ NO ONE ELSE WILL DO ♪
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NOBODY ELSE.
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AND... AND... OHH.
SOMEONE ELSE WILL DO.
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GOTTA GO.
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I CAN'T COMPETE WITH THAT.
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GIVE ME THAT BABY.
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HERE YOU GO.
SAY HI TO GRANDMA.
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YOU'RE GETTING BIG.
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BY THE WAY, JUNIOR AND I
HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
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YEAH, WE'VE BEEN TALKING,
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AND WE'VE PICKED A DATE
FOR THE WEDDING.
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LOOK AT THEM DIMPLES.
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AND LOOK AT
THE LITTLE NOSE!
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WHAT'D YOU SAY?
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I SAID,
LOOK AT THE LITTLE NOSE!
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NO, HE SAID SOMETHING.
OH.
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I SAID, WE'VE PICKED
A DATE FOR THE WEDDING.
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TWO WEEKS FROM TODAY!
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TWO WEEKS?
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WE CAN'T PLAN
NO WEDDING IN TWO WEEKS.
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WE NEED AT LEAST A MONTH.
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NO, THAT DAY
IS SPECIAL TO US.
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IT'S ONE YEAR
FROM OUR FIRST DATE.
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OH, THAT'S SWEET.
OKAY, FINE.
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IF TWO WEEKS IS ALL
YOU'RE GONNA GIVE US,
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THEN WE'LL WORK WITH TWO WEEKS.
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WE GOTTA FIND A LOCATION,
A CATERER, A PHOTOGRAPHER,
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A FLORIST... YOU DON'T MIND
IF WE HELP, DO YOU?
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NO, I GUESS NOT.
GOOD, GOOD, GOOD!
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WHAT KIND OF WEDDING
DID YOU HAVE IN MIND?
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I-I HADN'T REALLY
THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
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GOOD.
DON'T THINK ABOUT IT.
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YOUR PARENTS
ARE GONNA HANDLE IT.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
WE GOT IT.
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NOW WE NEED A THEME.
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MEDIEVAL.
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OH, YOU LITTLE...
I'M BRILLIANT!
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HEY, KADY,
HOW'S YOUR BALLET CLASS GOING?
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IT'S GOOD,
BUT ALL THE BOYS ARE GAY.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU CAN'T BE GAY AT 8.
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YEAH, YOU CAN.
IT KICKS IN AT 6.
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YOU'RE CRAZY.
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BESIDES, YOU CAN'T
JUST LOOK AT A PERSON
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AND TELL IF THEY'RE GAY
OR NOT.
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I CAN.
I HAVE GAY-DAR.
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YOU DO NOT HAVE GAY-DAR.
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I REALLY DO.
KNOW MR. JACOBS...
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THE DRY CLEANER WITH THE BOW TIE
AND THE MONOCLE?
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YEAH.
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GAY.
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THAT'S CRAZY.
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YOU KNOW THE CHECKER
AT THE SUPERMARKET
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WHO WEARS CLOGS
WITH ARGYLE SOCKS?
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GAY?
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SUPER GAY.
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WOW.
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NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG
WITH BEING GAY.
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IT'S REMARKABLE.
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UH-HUH.
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REMIND ME TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT TONY.
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TONY'S NOT GAY.
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THAT'S NOT WHAT
MY GAY-DAR SAYS.
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WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO!
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WOO WOO WOO!
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WELL, IT SURE SEEMS YOUR PARENTS
ARE EXCITED ABOUT THIS.
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YEAH,
THEY'RE REALLY SUPPORTIVE.
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YEAH, AND I THINK
WE SHOULD START THINKING
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ABOUT THE KIND
OF CEREMONY WE WANT,
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TO GIVE THEM SOME DIRECTION.
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OKAY, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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WELL,
I THINK SIMPLE IS GOOD.
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YEAH, I MEAN, THAT'S WHY
YOU'RE MARRYING ME.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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WHAT? [ LAUGHS ]
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OKAY, OKAY.
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SO A SMALL CEREMONY
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WITH A FEW ROSE PETALS
SPRINKLED ON THE GROUND,
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A MODEST DRESS.
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JUST THE FAMILY.
SOMETHING WARM AND INTIMATE.
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YEAH.
YOU KNOW, KNOWING THEM,
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THAT'S PROBABLY EXACTLY
WHAT THEY HAVE PLANNED.
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JUST SMALL, INTIMATE.
SIMPLE.
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LIKE ME. [ LAUGHS ]
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WE HAVE MADE TREMENDOUS PROGRESS
WITH YOUR WEDDING.
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OH, YES, WE HAVE.
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WAIT TILL YOU HEAR
WHAT WE HAVE PLANNED.
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FIRST OF ALL... LOCATION.
CLAIRE... BROCHURE.
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BAM!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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THAT'S THE BRIARCLIFF
COUNTRY CLUB AND CASTLE,
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LOCATED OFF THE BEAUTIFUL SHORES
OF LAKE CRYSTALLINE, OKAY?
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IT WAS PREVIOUSLY BOOKED
BY ANOTHER WEDDING.
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BUT GUESS WHAT?
THE GROOM DIED!
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YEAH!
AND WE GOT IT!
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YES!
HA HA!
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YES! DID WE LUCK OUT, OR WHAT?
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WOW, IT CERTAINLY
IS BEAUTIFUL.
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HEY, ARE THERE ANY FISH
IN THE LAKE?
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PBBT!
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ONLY THE ONES
WE'RE BRINGING IN.
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16 TRAINED DOLPHINS
STRAIGHT FROM HAWAII THAT,
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THAT WHEN YOU SAY "I DO,"
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THEY LEAP OUT OF THE WATER
AND FORM THE SHAPE OF A HEART
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WITH AN ARROW GOING
STRAIGHT THROUGH IT.
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DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S
A LITTLE OVER THE TOP?
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
LOSE ONE OF THE DOLPHINS.
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THE ONE WITH THE ARROW.
GONE.
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OKAY, COOL.
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NOW, ONTO YOUR ENTRANCE,
VANESSA.
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WHILE OUR OWN
BEAUTIFUL JAYBIRD, YES,
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THE SONGSTRESS SERENADES
THE CROWD
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WITH HER OWN RENDITION
OF "QUE SERA, SERA."
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♪ WHATEVER WILL BE,
WILL BE ♪
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♪ THE FUTURE'S
NOT OURS TO SEE ♪
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♪ QUE SERA, SERA ♪
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♪ QUE SERA, SERA ♪
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OKAY, BABY.
SAVE A LITTLE.
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OH, YEAH,
I NEED TO SAVE MY VOICE.
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YES, YOU DO.
OKAY, SO OKAY.
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GIRLS, COME ON.
LET'S GO.
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VANESSA, WHILE I AM SINGING...
AND YES, I WILL BE...
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SINGING!
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...YOU ARE GONNA BE WALKING
DOWN THE AISLE...
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LOOK AT THIS.
...IN THIS.
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LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL.
IS THIS NOT THE BOMB?
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WHAT IS IT? A PARACHUTE? A TARP?
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A CIRCUS TENT?
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A CAR COVER FOR A TOUR BUS?
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NO, SILLIES!
THIS IS MY WEDDING DRESS.
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OHH.
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COME ON, GET UP.
HOLD IT UP.
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COME ON,
HOLD IT UP TO YOU.
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I CAN'T WEAR THIS.
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NOW, I KNOW IT'S WHITE,
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BUT NOBODY WILL NOTICE,
I PROMISE... SHH.
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NO, MRS. KYLE,
I CAN'T FIT INTO THIS.
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JUST HOLD IT UP
TO YOURSELF.
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I CAN'T WEAR THIS.
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[ Voice breaking ]
OH, MY GOODNESS.
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YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
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IT MUST BE LIKE
LOOKING IN A MIRROR, HUH?
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IT IS!
OH, GOD, IT IS!
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OKAY, OKAY.
LET ME GET IT TOGETHER.
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LET ME GET IT TOGETHER.
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NOW THAT WE HAVE
THE BRIDE SQUARED AWAY,
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WE GOT TO CONCENTRATE
ON THE BRIDESMAIDS.
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TONY! SWATCHES!
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COME ON, HURRY UP!
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OKAY, SO I'VE HIGHLIGHTED
MY FAVORITE ONES.
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SO FAR, I LIKE THE MAUVE,
THE CHARTREUSE,
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AND THE ENTIRE CITRUS FAMILY.
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WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO!
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SHUT UP!
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DO WE REALLY NEED BRIDESMAIDS?
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WELL, IF WE DON'T
HAVE BRIDESMAIDS,
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WHO'S GONNA GALLOP IN
ON THE CLYDESDALES?
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CLYDESDALES?
YEAH.
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BAD NEWS
ON THE CLYDESDALES.
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THEY'RE ALREADY BOOKED
FOR A BEER COMMERCIAL.
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BUT FOR THE SAME PRICE,
I CAN GET 1,000 SHETLAND PONIES.
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I DON'T WANT SHETLAND PONIES,
OKAY?
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I WANT CLYDESDALES.
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YOU'RE THE WEDDING COORDINATOR.
COORDINATE IT.
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[ GROANS ]
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HORSES REALLY AREN'T NECESSARY,
MR. KYLE.
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I BEG TO DIFFER. OKAY?
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WITHOUT THE HORSES,
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HOW ARE THE BRIDESMAIDS
GONNA JUMP THE RAVINE?
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THEY SWOOP YOU UP,
THEY LEAP THE RAVINE,
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WE RELEASE THE HOUNDS,
THEY CHASE THE FOX,
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JUNIOR RIDES IN WITH HIS SABER,
AND HE RESCUES YOU.
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BUT DAD, I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO USE A SABER!
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SABER LESSONS
TUESDAY AT 11:00.
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WEAR TIGHTS AND A CUP.
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WOW, THIS HAS REALLY
TURNED INTO QUITE A PRODUCTION.
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WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
WE PUT A LOT OF WORK INTO THIS.
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I'M ON THE PHONE WITH THE
WEDDING FIREWORKS FAMILY.
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HOLD ON.
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[ SPEAKING JAPANESE ]
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BOOM!
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NO... KABOOM!
TELL THEM KABOOM!
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KABOOM, KABOOM, KABOOM!
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VERY GOOD.
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OKAY, NOW, TONY, HOW ARE
THE FLOWERS COMING ALONG?
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WELL, WE CAN GET THE ROSES TO
COVER THE ENTIRE ALTAR,
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BUT I WAS THINKING
MORE OF LIKE CALLA LILIES.
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WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO!
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WHY DO YOU KEEP
DOING THAT?
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CLAIRE KNOWS.
AND I SUSPECT TONY DOES, TOO.
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LOOK, DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO
DO WITH THE WEDDING?
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NO.
OKAY, THEN CUT IT OUT.
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AND YOU, WHEN I WANT YOU
TO GIVE ME YOUR OPINION,
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I'LL ASK YOU FOR IT.
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OKAY? COMPRENDE?
NOW GET THE ROSES.
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I AM TRYING AS HARD AS I CAN.
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WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE
SUCH A MEANIE ALL THE TIME?
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LET ME HANDLE THIS.
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TONY, COME HERE.
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BEND DOWN.
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A LITTLE CLOSER.
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BE A MAN!
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AAH!
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HE'LL BE FINE.
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00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:24,970
OKAY...
233
00:08:25,037 --> 00:08:27,472
SO NOW WE HAVE SAVED
THE BEST FOR LAST.
234
00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:28,440
THERE'S MORE?
235
00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:29,574
OH, IS THERE MORE?
236
00:08:29,642 --> 00:08:31,510
YOU TWO WILL HAVE
YOUR FIRST DANCE
237
00:08:31,577 --> 00:08:35,313
WITH JAY AND I SERENADING YOU
WITH "ENDLESS LOVE."
238
00:08:35,381 --> 00:08:37,382
♪ MY FIRST LOVE ♪
239
00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:41,286
♪ YOU'RE EVERY BREATH
THAT I TAKE ♪
240
00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:45,924
Both:
♪ YOU'RE EVERY STEP I MAKE ♪
241
00:08:45,992 --> 00:08:47,926
♪ AND I ♪
242
00:08:47,994 --> 00:08:50,262
[ VOCALIZING ]
243
00:08:56,435 --> 00:08:57,469
HE'S ASLEEP.
244
00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,014
GOOD,
'CAUSE WE NEED TO TALK.
245
00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:00,305
YEAH, WE DO.
246
00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,251
I'M REALLY WORRIED
ABOUT THIS WHOLE SABER THING.
247
00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:03,675
I MEAN,
THOSE LOOK COMPLICATED.
248
00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:05,310
AND WHAT IS THIS CUP FOR?
249
00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,145
I'M WORRIED
ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.
250
00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,813
THE DOLPHINS,
THE CLYDESDALES,
251
00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:11,049
THE RAVINES,
YOUR MOTHER'S GIGANTIC DRESS.
252
00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:12,751
THIS IS NOT WHAT WE WANT.
253
00:09:12,818 --> 00:09:14,953
BUT IF THEY'RE WILLING TO
SPEND THE MONEY ON US,
254
00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:15,921
WHO ARE WE TO SAY NO?
255
00:09:15,988 --> 00:09:17,322
WE'RE THE BRIDE AND GROOM.
256
00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,925
WE'RE THE ONES GETTING MARRIED,
THAT'S WHO WE ARE.
257
00:09:19,992 --> 00:09:21,703
OKAY, BUT WHAT
CAN I DO ABOUT IT?
258
00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:22,794
TALK TO YOUR DAD.
259
00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:24,782
SEE IF YOU CAN GET HIM TO
SCALE IT BACK.
260
00:09:24,830 --> 00:09:26,031
WHERE DO WE DRAW THE LINE?
261
00:09:26,098 --> 00:09:28,233
THE DOLPHINS? THE FIREWORKS?
THE BRIDESMAIDS?
262
00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:30,368
LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO
SOUND UNGRATEFUL,
263
00:09:30,436 --> 00:09:32,304
BUT THIS IS A RUNAWAY TRAIN.
264
00:09:32,371 --> 00:09:34,005
YOU HAVE TO TALK TO HIM.
265
00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:36,041
MAN,
BUT HE'S KIND OF SCARY.
266
00:09:36,108 --> 00:09:38,543
YOU THINK HE'S SCARY?
MM-HMM.
267
00:09:38,611 --> 00:09:40,245
YOU BETTER STOP ALL OF THIS
268
00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:43,048
BEFORE I SHOW YOU
WHAT SCARY REALLY IS.
269
00:09:50,489 --> 00:09:51,890
AND THEN FINALLY,
270
00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:54,526
AS THE LAST FIREWORKS
FALL INTO THE LAKE,
271
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,862
THE F-16s... VROOM!
FLY OVER AT 300 FEET,
272
00:09:57,930 --> 00:10:00,932
SCATTERING ROSE PETALS
IN THEIR WAKE.
273
00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,268
WHOO-HOO!
HUH?
274
00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,370
THAT SOUNDS EXPENSIVE.
275
00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:06,605
GOOD GOLLY!
276
00:10:06,672 --> 00:10:07,806
WELL, YEAH!
277
00:10:07,873 --> 00:10:09,518
THIS IS THE ONLY TIME
YOUR ONLY DAUGHTER
278
00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,119
AND MY ONLY SON
ARE GONNA GET MARRIED.
279
00:10:11,143 --> 00:10:12,287
I THINK WE SHOULD GO ALL-OUT.
280
00:10:12,311 --> 00:10:15,313
I AGREE.
PUT US DOWN FOR $100.
281
00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:17,983
$100?
WHOO!
282
00:10:18,050 --> 00:10:20,485
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH $100?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
283
00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,489
NO.
284
00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:26,524
I THINK $100
WOULD BE PRETTY FINE.
285
00:10:26,592 --> 00:10:28,960
HERE'S YOUR FIRST
$10 PAYMENT.
286
00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:31,029
I COULD BUY
A ROSE PETAL WITH THAT.
287
00:10:31,097 --> 00:10:33,709
WE COULD... TIP THE
DOLPHIN. JASMINE, JASMINE.
288
00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:36,534
YEAH, JASMINE, SINCE VANESSA'S
GOING TO BE WEARING MY DRESS...
289
00:10:36,602 --> 00:10:38,403
WHOA, WHOA.
WAIT A MINUTE.
290
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,082
YOUR DRESS?
YES, MY DRESS.
291
00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:42,574
I WANTED VANESSA TO WEAR
MY SILVER JUMPSUIT
292
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:43,975
LIKE PATTI LaBELLE WORE.
293
00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:46,711
YOU KNOW, "VOULEZ-VOUS COUCHER
AVEC MOI, CE SOIR."
294
00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:49,514
THIS IS VANESSA'S WEDDING.
WHY DON'T WE LET VANESSA DECIDE?
295
00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:52,117
VANESSA, HONEY, DO YOU WANT TO
WEAR MY DRESS OR HERS?
296
00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:54,686
OKAY, SPACE SUIT
OR THE TARP.
297
00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:58,223
UM, LET ME ASK JUNIOR
AND GET HIS DECISION.
298
00:10:58,290 --> 00:10:59,324
TARP?
299
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:00,869
I'VE GOT THE CATERER
ON THE PHONE.
300
00:11:00,893 --> 00:11:01,926
HOW MANY TRUFFLES?
301
00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:03,372
HOW MANY PEOPLE
ON THE GUEST LIST?
302
00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:05,407
INCLUDING THE F-16 PILOTS
AND THE DOLPHIN TRAINERS,
303
00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:06,765
THAT'S 751 PEOPLE.
304
00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:08,967
OKAY, 751 TRUFFLES.
305
00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:11,569
DONE. AND HOW'S THE CAVIAR
COMING? IS IT GONNA BE FRESH?
306
00:11:11,637 --> 00:11:13,348
THE STURGEON ARE SPAWNING
AS WE SPEAK.
307
00:11:13,372 --> 00:11:14,539
PERFECT!
308
00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:16,284
DAD, I NEED TO
TALK TO YOU.
309
00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:17,575
AND YOU KNOW WHAT, SON?
310
00:11:17,643 --> 00:11:19,811
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU, TOO.
BOTH OF YOU.
311
00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:21,246
NOW, I WANT YOU TO KNOW
312
00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:23,982
THAT I HAVE NEVER BEEN
MORE EXCITED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
313
00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:25,517
AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER.
314
00:11:25,584 --> 00:11:27,686
I AM SO GLAD
YOU TWO ARE GETTING MARRIED.
315
00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:29,020
AND PROUD.
316
00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:30,321
ME, TOO.
317
00:11:30,389 --> 00:11:32,323
SO WHAT DID YOU WANT TO
TALK ABOUT, SON?
318
00:11:32,391 --> 00:11:34,092
UH... WELL...
319
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,260
OKAY, OKAY.
320
00:11:35,327 --> 00:11:37,095
LOOK, WE REALLY
APPRECIATE EVERYTHING
321
00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:38,463
YOU GUYS ARE DOING FOR US.
322
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,331
OH, WE HAVEN'T
EVEN BEGUN.
323
00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:42,200
YOU HAVEN'T?
FEAST YOUR EARS ON THIS.
324
00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:43,945
WHAT IS THAT?
WEDDING VOWS.
325
00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:46,504
WHAT?! BUT WE HAVEN'T
WRITTEN ANYTHING YET.
326
00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:49,340
HONEY, ANYTHING YOU WRITE IS NOT
GONNA COMPARE TO THESE WORDS.
327
00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:50,575
NOW, IT'S A LITTLE LENGTHY,
328
00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,521
SO I'M JUST GONNA GIVE YOU
A LITTLE TASTE.
329
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,089
I'M JUST GONNA WHET
YOUR WHISTLE.
330
00:11:54,113 --> 00:11:56,514
ALL RIGHT.
VANESSA, THIS IS YOU TO JUNIOR.
331
00:11:56,582 --> 00:12:02,454
"HOW LUCKY I AM TO MARRY A GUY
WITH SUCH FANTASTIC PARENTS.
332
00:12:02,521 --> 00:12:05,590
"YOU KNOW, THEY SAY AN APPLE
DOESN'T FAR FROM THE TREE,
333
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,158
AND YOU'RE A HELL OF AN APPLE."
334
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:08,293
THAT'S YOU TO HIM.
335
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,128
"BUT LOOK AT THIS TREE."
336
00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:11,996
THAT'S US, OKAY?
337
00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:13,965
"IT'S NOT EVEN AN APPLE TREE.
338
00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:17,502
"IT'S MORE LIKE A TOWERING
REDWOOD OR A GIANT SEQUOIA.
339
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,804
A MIGHTY OAK.
IT'S THE KIND OF TREE..."
340
00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:20,972
I CAN'T SAY THAT.
341
00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:22,140
OH, SURE YOU CAN.
342
00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:23,852
YOU JUST NEED
SOME ELOCUTION LESSONS.
343
00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:25,343
ELOCUTION LESSONS?
344
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:29,247
ELOCUTION LESSONS.
FRIDAY AT 1:15, AND BE PROMPT.
345
00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:31,549
THAT'S PROMPT WITH A "T."
346
00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:34,819
HOLD ON A SECOND.
VOWS ARE PERSONAL.
347
00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:36,821
THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY
WHAT'S IN YOUR HEART.
348
00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:38,500
I'M TELLING YOU
WHAT'S IN YOUR HEART.
349
00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:40,135
IT'S RIGHT THERE...
THE SEQUOIA.
350
00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:41,159
NO!
351
00:12:41,193 --> 00:12:42,393
I WANT TO SAY,
352
00:12:42,461 --> 00:12:45,597
"JUNIOR, I LOVE YOU
MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF."
353
00:12:45,664 --> 00:12:47,398
[ LAUGHS ]
354
00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:49,934
GET OUT OF HERE!
355
00:12:50,002 --> 00:12:52,147
THAT'S BORING. WAIT A
MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.
356
00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:56,274
YOU EXPECT 751 PEOPLE TO SIT
THERE AND LISTEN TO YOU SAY,
357
00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:58,877
"JUNIOR, I LOVE YOU
MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF"?
358
00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:00,545
LIFE ITSELF?!
359
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,781
IT'S JUST NOT GOOD, SWEETIE.
360
00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:04,728
"JUNIOR, I LOVE YOU
MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF."
361
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,851
NO PIZZAZZ, BABY.
362
00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:08,019
[ LAUGHTER ]
363
00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:09,087
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?
364
00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:10,522
SHE PROBABLY
JUST HAS THE JITTERS.
365
00:13:10,589 --> 00:13:12,924
I'LL GO TALK TO HER.
OKAY, YOU DO THAT.
366
00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:14,826
ALL RIGHT.
LOOK, GUYS, LET'S FOCUS.
367
00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:15,927
LET'S FOCUS AGAIN,
368
00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:17,929
AND LET'S TALK ABOUT
THE HONEYMOON.
369
00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:20,865
NOW, WHAT DO WE SEE
VANESSA WEARING?
370
00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:23,501
OH, WELL,
MY SILVER JUMPSUIT.
371
00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:31,753
WELL, THAT WAS
A GREAT JOB, JUNIOR.
372
00:13:31,777 --> 00:13:33,755
YOU REALLY STUCK UP
FOR YOURSELF AND FOR ME.
373
00:13:33,779 --> 00:13:36,481
YEAH, BUT IT'S SO HARD.
THEY SEEM SO EXCITED AND HAPPY.
374
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:38,283
WELL, I'M NOT.
I'M UPSET!
375
00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:39,450
IT'S NOT SO BAD.
376
00:13:39,518 --> 00:13:42,587
THE MAN IS WRITING
MY WEDDING VOWS, JUNIOR!
377
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,889
I MEAN, IT'S JUST ONE DAY.
378
00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:47,225
IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY
OF MY LIFE, JUNIOR!
379
00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:49,037
MY WEDDING DAY!
OUR WEDDING DAY!
380
00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:50,361
AND IT'S BEING HIJACKED!
381
00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:53,498
WELL, WHAT CAN I DO, VANESSA?
HE'S MY FATHER!
382
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:58,169
YOU KNOW WHAT, JUNIOR?
DON'T DO ANYTHING.
383
00:13:58,237 --> 00:13:59,771
INCLUDING MARRYING ME.
384
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,773
OH, COME ON,
YOU DON'T MEAN THAT.
385
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,541
OKAY, SO NOW
YOU'RE TELLING ME
386
00:14:03,609 --> 00:14:05,443
WHAT I MEAN
AND WHAT I DON'T MEAN?
387
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:08,313
WHY DON'T YOU CHECK WITH YOUR
FATHER AND ASK HIM WHAT I MEAN?
388
00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:10,448
YOU KNOW MAYBE HE'S RIGHT.
389
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,594
MAYBE THE APPLE DOESN'T FALL
TOO FAR FROM THE TREE.
390
00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:14,786
'CAUSE IF YOU CAN'T
STAND UP TO YOUR DAD,
391
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,888
YOU'RE NOT READY TO
MARRY ANYBODY.
392
00:14:17,823 --> 00:14:19,891
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
393
00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:23,394
DAD, I NEED TO
TALK TO YOU.
394
00:14:23,462 --> 00:14:24,639
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE,
SON.
395
00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:26,503
I WAS JUST WORKING
ON YOUR VOWS TO VANESSA.
396
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:27,599
DO YOU LIKE THIS?
397
00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:29,434
"I LOVE YOU
MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF."
398
00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:31,536
[ LAUGHS ]
I'M KIDDING.
399
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:36,441
LOOK, NOW, WOULD YOU DESCRIBE
HER AS A RADIANT BEAUTY
400
00:14:36,508 --> 00:14:37,675
OR A MAGNIFICENT CREATURE?
401
00:14:37,743 --> 00:14:39,654
I WOULD DESCRIBE HER
AS A HOMICIDAL MANIAC.
402
00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:41,512
VANESSA'S VERY, VERY UPSET.
403
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:44,180
WHY? SHE FEELS THIS WEDDING
HAS GOTTEN OUT OF HAND.
404
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,383
SHE'S A WOMAN.
405
00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:47,619
WHAT DO WOMEN KNOW
ABOUT WEDDINGS, ANYWAY?
406
00:14:47,686 --> 00:14:49,153
LOOK, SHE'S JUST EMOTIONAL.
407
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,289
LOOK, ONCE SHE SEES THOSE
16 DOLPHINS
408
00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:53,925
RISE OUT OF THE WATER
AND DO THAT BACKWARD THING
409
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:55,226
THAT THEY DO LIKE THAT...
410
00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:57,562
WE ACTUALLY TRAINED ONE OF
THEM TO SAY,
411
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,097
[ IMITATES DOLPHIN CHIRPING ]
412
00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:01,933
"CONGRATULATIONS."
413
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:03,835
REALLY?
"CONGRATULATIONS"?
414
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,870
[ BOTH IMITATE
DOLPHIN CHIRPING ]
415
00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:07,105
WOW.
416
00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:08,306
I MEAN, THAT'S COOL,
417
00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:10,408
BUT THAT'S NOT
THE WEDDING VANESSA WANTS.
418
00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:12,277
SO WHAT?
419
00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:14,055
IT'S NOT THE WEDDING
I WANT, EITHER.
420
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,359
WOULD YOU CARE TO
ELABORATE?
421
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,192
I MEAN, WHAT PART
OF THIS HERCULEAN EFFORT
422
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:19,584
THAT YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE
PUTTING FORTH DO YOU OBJECT TO?
423
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,463
ALL OF IT. OH,
THAT'S IT? ALL OF IT?
424
00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:23,588
LOOK, YOU AND MOM
ARE TRYING TO IMPOSE
425
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,023
YOUR WEDDING DREAMS ON US.
426
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,024
AND?
427
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,292
AND WE WANT A SIMPLE CEREMONY
428
00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:28,937
WHERE OUR LOVE
TAKES CENTER STAGE,
429
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:30,605
NOT TALKING DOLPHINS
AND FIREWORKS.
430
00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:33,298
OKAY, I THINK I UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY.
431
00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:36,734
YOU WANT A SIMPLE CEREMONY
WHERE LOVE TAKES CENTER STAGE
432
00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:38,202
WITH A SABER AND F-16s.
433
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:39,103
NO!
434
00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:40,772
ARE YOU TELLING ME NO?
435
00:15:40,839 --> 00:15:42,273
YES.
ARE YOU SAYING YES OR NO?
436
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:43,942
YES, I'M SAYING NO.
437
00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:45,476
WOW.
438
00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:47,712
THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF MAN
I'M HEARING IN YOUR VOICE.
439
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:48,846
SORRY, DAD.
440
00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:50,492
I'M JUST REALLY ADAMANT
ABOUT THIS.
441
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:52,483
LISTEN, JUNIOR, YOUR MOTHER
AND I ARE TRYING TO
442
00:15:52,551 --> 00:15:54,585
GIVE YOU AND VANESSA
THE WEDDING WE DIDN'T HAVE.
443
00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:57,221
WE HAD A SIMPLE CEREMONY
IN A RINKY-DINK CHURCH
444
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:58,856
WITH A JUSTICE OF THE PEACE.
445
00:15:58,924 --> 00:16:00,925
WHAT YOU AND MOM HAVE
IS BEAUTIFUL.
446
00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:03,127
AND ME AND VANESSA
WANT THE WEDDING YOU HAD
447
00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:06,164
BECAUSE WE WANT
THE MARRIAGE YOU HAVE.
448
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:09,033
THINK ABOUT IT, JUNIOR.
449
00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:11,636
THE CLYDESDALES.
TRUFFLES.
450
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,371
A SABER.
451
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,740
YOU ON A CLYDESDALE
452
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:19,110
WITH A FIG LEAF ON
AND A SABER IN YOUR HAND, HUH?
453
00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:20,889
THAT'S SOMETHING YOU TELL
YOUR KIDS ABOUT.
454
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,213
NO, YOU DON'T.
455
00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:25,683
OR YOUR THERAPIST.
BUT YOU TELL SOMEBODY ABOUT IT.
456
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:27,752
LOOK, IN GOOD CONSCIENCE,
457
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,888
I CAN'T LET YOU GET MARRIED THE
SAME WAY YOUR MOTHER AND I DID.
458
00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:32,600
WELL, THAT'S WHAT
WE'RE GONNA DO.
459
00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:33,691
AND I HOPE YOU'RE THERE,
460
00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:36,494
BUT IF YOU'RE NOT,
WE'LL UNDERSTAND.
461
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:37,929
THANK YOU, DAD.
462
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,637
I HOPE TO SEE YOU
AT THE WEDDING.
463
00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:49,340
IT'S BEEN 20 MINUTES, KIDS.
I CAN'T WAIT MUCH LONGER.
464
00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:51,075
JUNIOR, I DON'T THINK
THEY'RE COMING.
465
00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:52,821
LOOK, MAYBE THEY'RE
STUCK IN TRAFFIC.
466
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,145
HONEY, LET'S FACE IT.
467
00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:56,358
IF OUR PARENTS WERE COMING,
THEY'D BE HERE BY NOW.
468
00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:58,816
YEAH.
469
00:16:58,884 --> 00:16:59,951
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE READY.
470
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,620
OH, GOODY.
HERE WE GO.
471
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,622
WAIT A MINUTE,
DON'T YOU NEED A WITNESS?
472
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,124
DAD, MOM!
MOM, DAD!
473
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,936
YOU DIDN'T THINK
WE'D MISS THIS, DID YOU?
474
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,394
SORRY WE'RE LATE.
475
00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:10,905
CALVIN THOUGHT
HE KNEW A SHORTCUT.
476
00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:12,764
WELL, IT WAS A SHORTCUT.
TO JERSEY.
477
00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:14,309
YEAH, WELL,
THIS IS CONNECTICUT.
478
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,000
YOU TWO...
479
00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:17,368
YOU LOOK VERY FAMILIAR.
480
00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:20,204
WE SHOULD.
YOU MARRIED US 20 YEARS AGO.
481
00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:21,439
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
482
00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:23,608
YOU WERE WEARING
THAT ENORMOUS WEDDING DRESS.
483
00:17:23,675 --> 00:17:25,910
AND YOU HAD
A FULL HEAD OF HAIR.
484
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,045
SO DID YOU.
485
00:17:27,112 --> 00:17:27,912
TOUCHé.
486
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,347
TOUPEE.
[ LAUGHS ]
487
00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:30,648
LOOK...
488
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,817
GUYS, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE
489
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,396
FOR YOUR MOTHER GETTING
CARRIED AWAY
490
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:35,964
AND REALLY TAKING
THIS THING OUT...
491
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:37,832
MICHAEL! OKAY, WE
BOTH GOT CARRIED AWAY
492
00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:40,224
AND TRIED TO TAKE OVER
YOUR WEDDING, AND WE'RE SORRY.
493
00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:43,561
BUT MOSTLY, WE WANTED TO SAY
THAT WE WISH YOU BOTH THE BEST,
494
00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:46,697
AND HOW HAPPY WE ARE FOR YOU,
AND THAT WE LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.
495
00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:49,667
THANK YOU.
AND WE LOVE YOU, TOO.
496
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,502
OKAY, LET'S GET
THIS WEDDING UNDERWAY.
497
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,548
I HAVE A FUNERAL TO PERFORM
THIS AFTERNOON.
498
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:56,007
THE POOR GUY WAS SUPPOSED TO
BE GETTING MARRIED TODAY.
499
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,141
AT LAKE CRYSTALLINE?
500
00:17:57,209 --> 00:17:58,209
YOU KNOW HIM?
501
00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:02,013
YEAH.
R-REALLY SAD, SAD SITUATION.
502
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,382
MAY I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
503
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:05,983
DOES YOUR ORGAN WORK?
504
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:11,355
OH, YOU MEAN THE ORGAN.
YES, YES IT DOES.
505
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:13,624
DOES ANYONE OBJECT TO
ME PROVIDING THE MUSIC?
506
00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:15,326
NO, NO.
507
00:18:15,394 --> 00:18:17,462
WOULD YOU MIND SINGING,
"QUE SERA, SERA"?
508
00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:18,830
I WOULD LOVE TO.
509
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:20,965
OKAY, EVERYBODY COME IN
AND HAVE A SEAT.
510
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:23,034
IT'S SHOWTIME!
511
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:31,542
JUNIOR, I'VE WATCHED
YOU GROW FROM A BOY
512
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,778
TO THE MAN OF MY DREAMS.
513
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:36,714
I PROMISE TO
NEVER TAKE YOU FOR GRANTED
514
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:40,284
AND TO DO EVERYTHING
I CAN TO MAKE EACH DAY WE SHARE
515
00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:42,587
BETTER THAN THE LAST.
516
00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:46,023
JUNIOR, I LOVE YOU
MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF.
517
00:18:46,091 --> 00:18:48,826
IT'S A LITTLE BETTER
IN CONTEXT.
518
00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:55,133
VANESSA, MY LIFE BEGAN
THE MOMENT YOU WALKED INTO IT.
519
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,634
YOUR BELIEF IN ME
520
00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:58,970
GAVE ME THE COURAGE TO
BECOME THE MAN
521
00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:00,271
I KNEW I COULD BECOME.
522
00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:05,109
YOU'VE GIVEN ME YOUR LOVE
AND A BEAUTIFUL SON...
523
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:10,148
...AND TODAY,
I GIVE YOU MY HEART.
524
00:19:10,215 --> 00:19:12,483
I LOVE YOU, VANESSA.
525
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:16,354
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
526
00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:19,157
DO YOU, MICHAEL KYLE JR...
527
00:19:19,224 --> 00:19:21,125
I DO!
HANG ON.
528
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:23,561
...TAKE THIS WOMAN,
VANESSA SCOTT...
529
00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:26,330
I DO! WAIT FOR IT.
I'LL LET YOU KNOW.
530
00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:29,066
...AS YOUR
LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE?
531
00:19:29,134 --> 00:19:30,134
NOW.
532
00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:31,802
I DO.
533
00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:36,040
AND DO YOU, VANESSA SCOTT,
TAKE MICHAEL KYLE JR.
534
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,176
AS YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND?
535
00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:39,810
I DO.
536
00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:43,781
THEN BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME
BY THE STATE OF CONNECTICUT,
537
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,751
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU
MAN AND WIFE.
538
00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:49,020
YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE.
539
00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:51,122
[ APPLAUSE ]
540
00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:59,330
♪ WHEN I WAS JUST
A LITTLE GIRL ♪
541
00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:04,869
♪ I ASKED MY MOTHER
WHAT WOULD I BE ♪
542
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:09,874
♪ "WILL I BE PRETTY?
WILL I BE RICH?" ♪
543
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:13,678
♪ HERE'S WHAT SHE SAID
TO ME ♪
544
00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:17,949
♪ QUE SERA, SERA ♪
545
00:20:18,016 --> 00:20:23,421
♪ WHATEVER WILL BE, WILL BE ♪
546
00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:28,025
♪ THE FUTURE'S NOT OURS TO SEE ♪
547
00:20:28,093 --> 00:20:31,362
♪ QUE SERA, SERA ♪
548
00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:34,999
DAD, I NEED TO TALK WITH YOU.
549
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,411
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE, SON.
TO TALK TO YOU.
550
00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:37,946
I WAS JUST GOING OVER
YOUR WEDDING VOWS.
551
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:41,205
NOW, WOULD YOU DESCRIBE
VANESSA AS A RADIANT BEAUTY
552
00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:46,077
OR A CREATURE
FROM THE BLACK LAGOON?
553
00:20:46,144 --> 00:20:49,180
AND THEN, FINALLY,
AS THE LAST FIREWORKS DESCEND...
554
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,248
PTRTRTRTR.
555
00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:51,582
WHAT?
556
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:54,919
AND THEN FINALLY,
557
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:56,921
AS THE LAST FIREWORKS
FALL INTO THE LAKE,
558
00:20:56,989 --> 00:21:00,591
THE F-16s FLY OVER...
VROOM! AT 300...
559
00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:02,193
[ LAUGHTER ]
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