Original subtitles

HEY, DAD, I FINALLY FIGURED OUT

WHAT I'M GONNA DO WITH MY LIFE.

REALLY?

I WOULD FALL OUT THIS CHAIR, BUT MY BACK HURTS ALREADY.

LOOK, I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT YOU'RE FINALLY MOTIVATED,

AND YOU GOT A PLAN AND A PURPOSE.

THAT SOUNDS WONDERFUL.

TELL YOUR DAD WHAT IT IS.

DAD, I'M GONNA BECOME A RAPPER.

YOU MEAN LIKE PACKAGES AT THE STORE?

NO, DAD, A REAL RAPPER.

LOOK AT THIS... BAM!

AAH!

LOOK AT THAT.

JUNIOR, THIS IS A FLYER FOR THE RAP-CADEMY.

WHAT THE HELL IS A RAP-CADEMY?

OH, IT'S LIKE A RAP-VERSITY

BUT SMALLER... MORE ONE-ON-ONE ATTENTION.

SOMEBODY LEFT IT ON MY WINDSHIELD.

THEY MUST KNOW I'M TALENTED.

AND, ACCORDING TO THE FLYER,

I COULD BE A BIG RAPPER IN A WEEK AND MAKE LOTS OF MONEY.

I DON'T KNOW, JUNIOR. COME ON, DAD!

BECOMING A RAPPER HAS BEEN MY DREAM

EVER I SINCE I WAS THREE MINUTES AGO.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT... GIVE IT THREE MORE MINUTES,

AND IT WILL GO AWAY, OKAY?

I WANTED TO BE A RAPPER, TOO, WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE.

BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT?

I HAD YOU, AND I REALIZED I HAVE RESPONSIBILITY.

SO, YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? I GOT A JOB.

YEAH, BUT BACK WHEN YOU WAS MY AGE,

RAPPING WASN'T A JOB,

IT WAS JUST SOMETHING CRAZY PEOPLE DID IN THE SUBWAY.

♪ MAN, I'M HUNGRY, WISH I HAD SOME CHANGE ♪

♪ BEEN TALKING TO MYSELF, AIN'T THAT STRANGE? ♪

♪ HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH, WHO SAID THAT? ♪

I HOPE THAT'S NOT YOUR BEST RAP.

NO, DAD, I GOT MODERN RAPS. CHECK THIS OUT...

HA HA!

♪ MY NAME IS J-R-DOT, AND I'M REAL HOT ♪

♪ I'M THE SON, AND YOU MY POPS ♪ WHAT?

♪ I GET MY HAIR CUT AT THE BARBERSHOP ♪

♪ I BLOW MY NOSE WHEN IT'S FILLED WITH SNOT ♪

♪ AND WHEN MY BOOTY RUMBLES, I GOT TO GO... ♪

HEY, I THINK YOU SHOULD STOP NOW.

LOOK, JUNIOR, WHY DON'T YOU DREAM

ABOUT BECOMING A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSMAN

OR DREAM ABOUT TAKING OVER KYLE TRUCKING.

DREAM ABOUT SOMETHING REAL, SON.

'CAUSE THOSE DREAMS ARE TAKEN.

BY WHO? SOCIETY AND THEM!

WHO'S "THEM"? THOSE.

"THOSE" WHO? THEY!

WHERE? IN THE BACK!

LOOK, JUNIOR, OKAY,

I KNOW THAT THIS HAS BEEN YOUR DREAM

SINCE ABOUT THREE MINUTES AGO, YEAH.

AND WHO AM I TO STAND IN THE WAY OF THAT KIND OF PASSION?

ALL RIGHT?

I'M GIVING YOU SEVEN DAYS.

SEVEN DAYS IS ALL I NEED, DAD.

MONDAY, I WRITE. TUESDAY, I RECORD.

WEDNESDAY, IT DROPS. THURSDAY, I'M ON TOUR.

FRIDAY, IT'S IN THE NATIONAL PRESS.

SATURDAY, I SHOOT MY FLICK.

SUNDAY, I RETIRE TO ENJOY THE FRUITS OF MY LABOR.

JUNIOR, I'M GLAD YOU GOT IT ALL WORKED OUT,

AND I'M REALLY HAPPY THAT YOU'RE EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING.

BUT PROMISE ME THIS... IF YOUR DREAM DOESN'T WORK OUT,

YOU'RE GONNA DROP THIS FANTASY

AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR SOON-TO-BE WIFE

AND YOUR ALREADY-HERE KID.

NO PROBLEM, DAD.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M GONNA WORK ON MY RHYMES RIGHT NOW.

WATCH ME PROVE YOU, THEY, THOSE,

THEMS IN THE BACK, SOCIETY... EVERYBODY WRONG.

HA HA!

Claire: HEY, MOM.

HEY, SWEETHEART, THERE WAS SOMETHING

WHAT'S UP?

BABY, HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT LATELY

WE HAVEN'T SPENT AS MUCH TIME TOGETHER AS WE USED TO?

I KNOW. IT'S GOOD, ISN'T IT?

NO! NO, IT ISN'T!

YOUR BROTHER'S ABOUT TO BE MARRIED.

HE AND VANESSA ARE GOING OUT ON THEIR OWN.

YOU'RE GROWING UP, AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,

YOU'LL BE GOING OUT ON YOUR OWN, TOO.

YES! I CAN'T WAIT!

WELL, I CAN.

AND I WANT US TO START DOING SOME THINGS TOGETHER.

EW!

BUT, MOM, YOU'RE TWICE MY AGE, AND YOU'RE NOT THAT COOL.

UH... [ SCOFFS ]

CLAIRE, I AM COOL!

I AM SO COOL!

ALL MY FRIENDS SAY I'M COOL!

MY HUSBAND SAYS I AM VERY SO COOL!

OKAY, LOOK, THIS ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE GOOD.

YES, IT IS, BABY!

HONEY!

AND I HAVE A SPECIFIC IDEA THAT MOMMY THINKS WILL BE GREAT!

OH, NOT ONE OF YOUR GREAT IDEAS.

YES, AND THIS ONE YOU WILL LIKE. IT'S YOGA CLASS!

EW, I HATE YOGA!

BUT THE INSTRUCTOR IS ADORABLE.

OOH, HOW ADORABLE?

GIRL, HE IS FIZZINE! AAH!

[ LAUGHS ]

OKAY, DO ME A FAVOR AND STOP SAYING THINGS LIKE "FIZZINE,"

AND I'LL GO WITH YOU TO YOGA.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEALIO!

[ LAUGHS ]

♪ 'CAUSE I BE DANCING IN MY MANSION ♪

HEY, SON, WHAT'S GOING ON?

DAD, I THINK I JUST WROTE MY FIRST HIT SINGLE.

REALLY? GET OUT OF HERE. LET ME HEAR IT.

ARE YOU READY? ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.

♪ YO, YO, YO, YO, YO ♪

♪ YO, YO, YO-YO-YO-YO-YO, YO-YO-YO YO ♪

♪ YO, YO ♪

♪ YO, HERE WE COME, YO ♪

ALL RIGHT, DID YOU PUT THAT MANY YO'S DOWN THERE?

YEAH. OH, "OY." YEAH, THAT'S "YO" BACKWARDS.

TRYING TO EXPAND MY AUDIENCE FOR MY DYSLEXIC PEEPS.

HOLLA!

WOULD YOU START ALREADY?

I GOT STUFF TO DO.

OKAY, YOU READY?

♪ YO, YO, YO, YO, OY ♪

♪ I GOT DIAMONDS ON MY WRIST, I'M POURING OUT CRYS ♪

♪ I GOT SO MUCH MONEY, I HOLD IT LIKE THIS ♪

♪ I'M LARGE AND IN CHARGE, I GOT A ZILLION CARS ♪

♪ IT'S OKAY IF YOU'RE GLANCING ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I'M DANCING IN MY MANSION ♪

♪ MY MANSION, MY MANSION ♪

♪ My mansion ♪

SEE, THAT' THE ECHO 'CAUSE IT'S A BIG HOUSE,

AND I AIN'T GOT NO FURNITURE YET.

OKAY, I HAVE A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS.

SHOOT.

ALL RIGHT, IF YOU GOT ALL THIS MONEY,

YOU KNOW, ON THE WRISTS,

AND YOU'RE LARGE AND IN CHARGE,

WHY ARE YOU STILL LIVING IN MY GARAGE?

[ SCOFFS ] IT'S JUST RHYMES, DAD.

NO, IT'S JUST LIES, JUNIOR.

RAP IS SUPPOSED TO BE A TRUE FORM OF EXPRESSION.

I'M EXPRESSING HOW RICH I AM. BUT YOU'RE NOT.

BUT I WILL BE AFTER THIS DROPS ON WEDNESDAY.

JUNIOR, IF YOU'RE GONNA RHYME,

RHYME ABOUT THINGS YOU KNOW...

ABOUT WHAT GOES ON IN YOUR EVERYDAY LIFE.

THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE REALLY WANT TO HEAR.

YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.

"DANCING IN MY MANSION."

MORE LIKE A MIRAGE IN MY GARAGE.

NOW, THAT'S GOOD, DAD. [ LAUGHS ]

"OY."

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT RAMA?

OH, HE IS FIZZINE!

GIRL, DON'T SAY ANYTHING,

BUT I THINK HE HAS A CRUSH ON ME.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ BELL CHIMES ]

AND NOW, EVERYONE, ASSUME THE TREE POSE.

[ INHALES AND EXHALES ]

AND NOW HOLD THIS POSITION TO THE COUNT OF 10.

ONE, TWO...

UGH!

ARE YOU OKAY?

I GUESS I OVERESTIMATED MY ABILITIES.

FIRST TIME? IT SURE IS.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME? CLAIRE.

I'M RAMA. I KNOW.

[ LAUGHS ]

WELL, CLAIRE, MAYBE YOU NEED

A LITTLE PERSONAL INSTRUCTION.

I DO. [ LAUGHS ]

LET ME HELP YOU.

OH, OKAY. [ GIGGLES ]

NOW, HOLD ONTO ME.

HEY, RAMA.

AM I DOING IT RIGHT, RAMA?

YEAH, YEAH, WHATEVER.

BUT BACK TO YOU, CLAIRE.

HELLO, ANYBODY HOME? HELLO?

[ LAUGHS ]

HA HA!

♪ YO, YO ♪

♪ MY NAME IS J-R-DOT, I GOT MY OWN SPOT, ♪

♪ I CALL IT THE GARAGE ♪

♪ EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE I LIKE A MASSAGE ♪

♪ IF BOTH HANDS ARE FREE, I HAVE A MéNAGE ♪

♪ à TRIOS ♪

HA HA!

Shaw: THAT WAS WIGGEDY-WIGGEDY WACK!

HEY, IT'S... IT'S...

IT'S BOBBY SHAW. HA HA!

FRESH AND IN THE FLESH.

WAIT A MINUTE. YOU ARE MIKE LOVE'S SON.

NO WONDER YOU'RE SPITTING THOSE LAME RAPS.

WELL, MY DAD TOLD ME TO RAP ABOUT WHAT I KNOW.

[ LAUGHS ]

WHOO! OH!

BOY, THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING I EVER HEARD OF.

YOU DO THE TOTAL OPPOSITE.

YOU RAP ABOUT THINGS YOU COULD NEVER ACCOMPLISH.

WELL, CAN YOU TEACH ME TO BE A GOOD RAPPER?

TEACH! TEACH!

YOU KNOW WHAT?

THE GAME IS TO BE SOLD AND NOT TO BE TOLD.

BUT I'M GONNA LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET.

BRING AN EAR.

♪ I'M A SIMA LAMA LIMA LAMA LIMA LAMA LIMA LAMA LIMA LAMA ♪

OH, YEAH! THAT WAS IT.

WHAT?!

I SAID "SIMA LAM..." NEVER MIND.

LOOK...

WHAT I'M TRYING TO LAY ON YOU IS THIS...

I CAN TEACH YOU TO BE DOPER THAN DOPE.

I'M WILLING TO DO WHAT IT TAKES.

ARE YOU WILLING TO SACRIFICE?! I'M WILLING!

ARE YOU WILLING TO WORK HARD?! I'M WILLING!

DO YOU HAVE 50 BUCKS?! 50 BUCKS?

50 BUCKS. MAN, I ONLY GOT 40.

CLOSE ENOUGH, CLOSE ENOUGH.

I'M GONNA TAKE THE OTHER 10 OFF OF YOUR ADVANCE.

NOW, YOU MIGHT WANT TO READ THAT SIGN ON THE WALL.

AND HERE, HERE... YOU MIGHT NEED THESE.

IF YOU DON'T MAKE IT, IT'S YOUR FAULT.

ET CETERA, ET CETERA, ET CETERA.

NOW, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT THE PLAN IS.

SEE, YOU CAME AT THE RIGHT TIME.

WHY?

WHY, BECAUSE I AM IN

MY MOST ENTREPRENEURIAL STATE OF MIND RIGHT NOW.

SEE, I'M GONNA PUT MY NAME ON EVERYTHING

JUST LIKE CALVIN KLEIN.

YOU REMEMBER WHEN CALVIN KLEIN PUT "CK" ON EVERYTHING?

WELL, BOBBY SHAW IS GONNA PUT "BS" ON EVERYTHING!

OH, YOU MEAN LIKE PAJAMIES.

LIKE PAJAMIES, SOCKS, SHOES, PANTS, SHIRTS,

JACKETS, HAIRCUTS, AND ROCKET SHIPS.

WOW!

I SAY WOW, INDEED, MY YOUNG PEANUT-HEAD FRIEND.

NOW, ALL I NEED YOU TO DO IS TO SIGN YOUR LIFE...

I MEAN, YOUR NAME, ON THIS CONTRACT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU WENT AND ALIGNED YOURSELF

WITH MY ARCHENEMY, BOBBY SHAW.

HE SAID HE COULD MAKE ME A STAR.

OH, AND YOU BELIEVED THAT? I TRUST HIM, DAD!

BOBBY SHAW IS A CON MAN, ALL RIGHT?

HE'S A HUSTLER, A SCAM ARTIST.

HE'S SLICKER THAN HIS OWN HAIR.

NOW, WHAT DOES THE CONTRACT SAY, FRANKLIN?

IT'S A FASCINATING DOCUMENT.

YOU KNOW, IT'S DIABOLICAL BUT BRILLIANT.

SO, CAN I MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS?

ABSOLUTELY, THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE

THAT RESTRICTS YOUR EARNING POWER WHATSOEVER.

SEE?!

HOWEVER...

SEE?

...FOR EVERY DOLLAR YOU EARN,

YOU OWE BOBBY SHAW TWO.

WELL, THAT'S FAIR.

IF I CAN MAKE A MILLION, I CAN AFFORD TO PAY HIM $2.

LISTEN, WHAT FRANKLIN IS TRYING TO SAY

IS YOU'VE BEEN HOODWINKED.

IT'S ACTUALLY WORSE THAN THAT.

I FOUND A VALET CLAUSE IN HERE.

WHAT'S A VALET CLAUSE?

WELL, ACCORDING TO THIS CONTRACT YOU SIGNED,

YOU NOW BELONG TO BOBBY SHAW.

YOU HAVE TO DO HIS BIDDING.

IN OTHER WORDS, LEGALLY SPEAKING,

YOU SOLD YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL.

[ SIGHS ]

WELL, I'M OFF TO THE MALL TO BUY A NEW OUTFIT FOR YOGA.

UH, CLAIRE, YOU KNOW WHAT? BABY, YOU WERE RIGHT.

WE DO SPEND WAY TOO MUCH TIME TOGETHER.

AND I WAS CRAMPING YOUR STYLE,

AND YOU NEED TO FIND A NEW HOBBY...

SOMETHING THE KIDS THINK IS COOL, YOU KNOW?

NO! I LIKE YOGA.

REALLY? YEAH.

BECAUSE I FELT LIKE, YOU KNOW,

I WAS DRAGGING YOU INTO THIS, YOU KNOW?

[ LAUGHS ] OH, MY GOD!

WHAT? OH, MY GOD!

WHAT?! YOU'RE JEALOUS!

HOW FUNNY IS THAT?

I'M WHAT? ME JEALOUS OF YOU, CLAIRE? YES.

FIRST OF ALL... YOU'RE SO JEALOUS!

FIRST OF ALL, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND.

SECOND OF ALL, WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD I BE JEALOUS

JUST BECAUSE RAMA GAVE YOU A LITTLE ATTENTION?

I NEVER MENTIONED RAMA.

YOU DIDN'T? NO.

SOMEBODY SAID...

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU MUST HAVE 'CAUSE I KNOW I HEARD.

NOT ONCE.

WELL, YOU THOUGHT IT,

'CAUSE I'M YOUR MOTHER, AND I GOT YOU.

AND BESIDES, CLAIRE,

HE IS NOT EVEN THINKING ABOUT YOU.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE POWER THAT I HAVE, CLAIRE.

ALL OF THIS, ALL OF THIS, CLAIRE.

ALL OF THAT.

CLAIRE, I JUST CHOOSE NOT TO USE MY...

POWER BECAUSE I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR FATHER.

YEAH.

HEY...

RIGHT.

THAT IS... THAT'S MY...

OKAY, OKAY, SEE, YOU'RE A NON-BELIEVER, OKAY?

AND YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU NEED A LITTLE DEMONSTRATION.

SO, DON'T MISS THE NEXT YOGA CLASS, OKAY, MISS THING?

OH, I WON'T. DON'T!

I WOULDN'T MISS IT...

HEY! WHOO!

...FOR THE WORLD.

ALL OF THIS. ALL OF THIS.

IT'S LIKE THIS.

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO IT RIGHT.

IF YOU'RE GONNA DO IT, YOU GOTTA FLY WITH IT.

[ LAUGHS ]

♪ AND I GO BY THE NAME OF BOBBY SHAW, HOO-RAH! ♪

♪ PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST ♪

HELLO, SHAW.

BEEN EXPECTING YOU.

YEAH, WELL, I'M HERE TO TALK ABOUT MY SON.

[ LAUGHS ] I THINK YOU MEAN MY SON.

I'M THINKING OF CHANGING HIS NAME TO "BOBBY, JR."

I READ THE CONTRACT.

HEY, SUCKER MAN...

THIS CONTRACT IS IRONCLAD, OKAY?

IT'S BULLETPROOF!

POW, POW, POW!

IT'S IMPREGNABLE. IT'S A SUPER-DOCUMENT!

WELL, I TELL YOU WHAT...

LET'S GO OUTSIDE AND SETTLE THIS.

YOU MEAN ENGAGING IN YE OLD FISTICUFFS?

I DON'T THINK SO, BABY. IT'S COLD OUTSIDE.

AND I JUST BOUGHT THESE NEW BOOTS.

AND I HAVE NO INTENTION OF RUSTING THESE SPURS.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M ISSUING A CHALLENGE.

A CHALLENGE?

YOU KNOW BOBBY SHAW NEVER BACKS DOWN FROM A CHALLENGE.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND, ORANGUTAN-BEHIND?

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A RAP-OFF.

WELL, YOU'RE ON LIKE HOT BUTTER ON THE POP...

THE POP... THE POP, POP, POPCORN

SHOW YOU RIGHT.

THESE ARE THE RULES.

WE KEEP THE RHYMES CLEAN... NO HOS, NO HIP-HOP HONEYS,

NO AUTOMATIC WEAPONS, NO DEAD POLICE, NO DRIVE-BYS,

NO MATERIALISM, AND NO BABY MAMMAS.

WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? INSTRUMENTAL?

LOOK, THE WINNER GETS THAT CONTRACT

AND CONTROL OF JUNIOR.

ALL RIGHT.

ALMOST CUT YOUR SHINS OFF.

WHOOPSIES! WHOOPSIES!

WHOOPSIES!

WHAT'S THE MATTER NOW?

RAMA, I DON'T KNOW.

I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET THIS POSITION.

COULD YOU HELP ME?

SURE. OH, THANK YOU, RAMA.

I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.

I'M JUST HAVING SO MUCH DIFFICULTY TODAY.

YEAH, YOU SURE ARE.

I SURE AM.

THANK YOU.

WHY DON'T YOU WATCH CLAIRE.

SHE'S A PICTURE OF YOGA PERFECTION.

SHE A'IGHT.

BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL OF THIS, RAMA?

WHAT ABOUT ALL OF THIS?

WHOOPSIES! WHOOPSIES!

UM, YOU KNOW WHAT, JAY?

YES, RAMA?

YOU NEED A LITTLE EXTRA ATTENTION.

YES, I DO.

MM-HMM... INDIVIDUAL, ONE-ON-ONE HELP.

[ LAUGHS ]

INDIVIDUAL, ONE-ON-ONE HELP, RAMA.

TONY!

WHO? WHAT? YEAH?

I WANT YOU TO TAKE JAY HERE BACK TO YOUR BEGINNER CLASS.

GIVE HER A LITTLE SPECIAL ATTENTION.

NO, RAMA, I'M FINE! I SAID I'M FINE!

LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO.

OH, MY GOD! OKAY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

[ APPLAUSE ]

WHOO! WHOO!

HELLO, PARTY PEOPLE.

YOU ARE ALL ABOUT TO WITNESS THE DISMANTLING OF THIS MAN

WITH ONE OF MY SIGNATURE RAPS.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

OH, YEAH?!

WELL, LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

WHERE'S YOUR CREW?!

[ SCOFFS ] YO, MC's!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪ YEAH, THROW 'EM UP, THROW 'EM UP ♪

♪ YEAH, THROW 'EM UP, THROW 'EM UP ♪

♪ I'M MC LYTE, AND I RHYME GALORE ♪

♪ BUT YOU GOT RHYMES, BUT I GOT ME MORE ♪

♪ SEE, I BEEN DOING THIS BEFORE YOU COULD WALK ♪

♪ SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN WHILE A REAL MC TALKS ♪

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

OKAY, THAT WAS DISRESPECTFUL, VERY DISRESPECTFUL.

OKAY, CAN I GET SOME HELP? FELLAS!

YEAH!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪ COME ON, GET 'EM UP, COME ON, GET 'EM UP ♪

♪ UH, UH, UH, UH ♪

♪ LA-DI-DA-DI, MOE CAME TO PARTY ♪

♪ YOU DON'T WANT TROUBLE, I'M TAKING ANYBODY ♪

♪ THE... THE TIGHTEST IN THE WORLD, I STEP TO THE... ♪

♪ AND I TAKE WHAT I WANT, AND I MIGHT EVEN TAKE YOUR GIRL ♪

OOOH! OOOH! OOOH!

THAT'S VERY DISRESPECTFUL.

YO, FLAV, TELL HIM ABOUT IT, SON!

♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, IT'S LIKE THIS ♪

♪ MY NAME IS FLAVOR FLAV, AND I AM A RAP "G" ♪

♪ I GOT A CLOCK AND SOME SHINY GOLD TEETH ♪

♪ I'M KNOWN AS THE HYPEST MAN IN THE GAME ♪

♪ AND YOU CAN ASK YOUR MAMMA ♪

♪ 'CAUSE SHE CAN TELL YOU THE SAME ♪

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

OOH!

ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA ASK MY MAMMA LATER.

SPECIAL ED, HELP ME OUT!

COME ON, MAN.

♪ I GOT IT MADE, AH, I GOT IT MADE ♪

HOLD IT, HOLD IT!

[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]

WHAT? YOU SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING ME.

I NEED HELP IN THE BATTLE.

HOLD UP, LITTLE MAN.

EVERY TIME I SAY IT, I GET A ROYALTY.

SHUT UP! I STILL GOT IT MADE.

I GOT IT MADE. I GOT IT MADE.

WAIT A MINUTE... TELLING ME TO SHUT UP.

GET OVER THERE. YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'LL DO THIS MYSELF! COME HERE, YOUNG BOY.

STAND IN FRONT OF YOUR LEGAL DADDY.

[ LAUGHS ] YEAH, HIT IT!

[ RAP MUSIC PLAYS ]

♪ UH! ♪

♪ WH-WH-WHA! ♪

♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪

♪ I OWN YOUR BIG HEAD, I OWN YOU ♪

♪ EVEN WHEN YOU'RE DEAD, I'LL OWN YOU ♪

♪ FORGET WHAT HE SAID, I OWN YOU ♪

♪ BUYING MY BREAD, I OWN YOU ♪

♪ YOU'RE MY SOLE POSSESSION, I OWN YOU ♪

♪ I-I OWN YOU, I-I OWN YOU ♪

♪ YOU'RE MY SOLE POSSESSION ♪

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

A'IGHT, A'IGHT, YO, HERE IT IS, HERE IT IS.

I'M MIKE "L" TO THE "O" TO THE "V-E."

AND I'M HERE TO GET MY SON BACK.

SO, I WANT Y'ALL TO REALLY FEEL ME ON THIS HERE HOT TRACK.

AND THIS SONG IS CALLED, "FOOL, WHY YOU SIGN THE CONTRACT?"

ALL RIGHT, DROP IT ON THE ONE.

[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]

♪ OH-OH, OH-OH-OH-OH-OH ♪

♪ OH-OH-OH-OH-OH OH-OH-OH, OH, OH, OH, ♪

♪ OH-OH, OH-OH-OH ♪

[ MUSIC STOPS ]

NOT THAT ONE. WHAT?

THE OTHER ONE! OH, MY BAD, MY BAD.

DROP IT ON THE TWO.

[ RAP MUSIC PLAYS ]

♪ YEAH, YEAH OH, YO, THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR ♪

♪ LIKE THIS HERE, THROW YOUR HANDS UP ♪

♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH YO, YO, YO ♪

♪ IT WAS ME WHO SHOT THIS FOOL IN THE WORLD ♪

♪ TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I WAS HOPING HE WAS GIRL ♪

♪ BUT MISTAKES HAPPEN, AND HERE HE IS ♪

♪ BUT I CAN'T TURN MY BACK, HE'S ONE OF MY KIDS ♪

♪ YO, YOU HAVING FUN TRYING TO STEAL MY SON? ♪

♪ WHAT YOU'VE DONE AIN'T DONE TILL IT'S DONE, SON ♪

♪ OFF YOUR FACE, I'LL WIPE THAT SMILE ♪

♪ IN 10 YEARS, THOSE BOOTS WILL BE BACK IN STYLE ♪

♪ I'LL PUT 'EM ON NOW, KICK YOUR ASS A MILE ♪

♪ 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T COME BETWEEN A KYLE AND A KYLE ♪

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

HOLD, HOLD!

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

YOU WIN AGAIN, KYLE.

I'M GETTING REAL SICK OF LOSING TO YOU.

YEAH, WELL YOU BETTER GET USED TO IT

BECAUSE WHEN THIS MIKE STEPS TO THAT MIC,

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS.

OOH-RAH!

YEAH, WHAT ABOUT MY $40? OOH-RAH!

HA HA HA HA HA!

I SPENT IT ON HAIR-CARE PRODUCTS.

AH-RAH, OOH-OOH-OOH, A-OOH-OOH.

RAPPERS, RETREAT!

THANKS, DAD.

YOU KNOW, JUNIOR, THERE'S GONNA COME A TIME

WHEN I'M NOT THERE TO BAIL YOU OUT.

ALL RIGHT? YOU'RE A MAN NOW.

THE DECISIONS YOU MAKE...

THEY DON'T JUST AFFECT YOU ANYMORE.

SO, YOU NEED TO THINK ABOUT THAT LONG AND HARD

BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR NEXT CAREER DECISION.

YOU'RE RIGHT, DAD.

NOW LET'S GO HOME SO WE CAN DO SOME MORE WORK.

WORK ON WHAT?

BOY, I OWN YOU!

I OWN YOUR BIG HEAD!

I'LL OWN YOU WHILE YOU'RE DEAD!

I OWN YOU!

YOU KNOW BOBBY SHAW NEVER BREAKS DOWN...

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU KNOW BOBBY SHAW NEVER BREAKS DOWN FROM A CHALLENGE.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?

"BACKS DOWN."

DID I DO IT AGAIN? YEAH, YOU SAID "BREAKS DOWN."

HEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY EDITING EQUIPMENT?