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FREEZE, MUMFORD.
BACK AWAY FROM THE COBBLER.
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COME ON, DAD, YOU ALWAYS
GET THE LAST PIECE.
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THAT'S BECAUSE I'M
THE ALPHA DOG AROUND HERE.
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I'M THE KING OF THIS CASTLE,
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AND THAT'S
THE ONLY PERK I GET...
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THE LAST PIECE
OF PEACH COBBLER PIE
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AND YOUR MAMA'S RUMP ROAST.
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SO, I DARE ANYBODY
TO TOUCH THAT.
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GO AHEAD, TOUCH IT.
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GO AHEAD, FRANKLIN,
DON'T LET HIM BULLY YOU.
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[ GROWLS ]
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[ GROWLS ]
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[ GROWLS ]
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[ BOTH GROWLING ]
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WILL YOU GUYS STOP IT?
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THERE'S PLENTY MORE.
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I'M JUST KIDDING.
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IF YOU WANT THIS LAST PIECE
OF PECAN PUMPKIN PEASANT PIE,
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PEN YOU PEST PECK IT
PITH UPON IT.
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I DON'T THINK
I WANT IT ANYMORE.
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IS IT SOMETHING
I SAID?
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OH, MICHAEL, YOU GUYS
ARE BEING SO SILLY,
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FIGHTING OVER A PIECE
OF COBBLER.
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OH, NO, THIS IS NOT
JUST COBBLER.
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THIS IS THE BEST COBBLER
EVER MADE.
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YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT
'CAUSE I'M YOUR WIFE.
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NO, JAY, I'M SAYING IT
BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.
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THIS IS THE PERFECT COBBLER.
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COME ON, MICHAEL.
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IT'S GOOD HOME COOKING,
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BUT IT'S NOT
RESTAURANT QUALITY.
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IF THERE'S A RESTAURANT
THAT SOLD THIS,
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I'D EAT THERE ALL THE TIME.
AIN'T THAT RIGHT, KIDS?
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I KNOW I WOULD.
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IT'S FUNNY YOU SHOULD
MENTION THAT.
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UH-OH.
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WHY YOU SAYING "UH-OH"?
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WHY YOU SAY "IT'S FUNNY
YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT"?
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EVERY TIME YOU SAY "FUNNY
YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT,"
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IT ENDS UP
COSTING ME MONEY.
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WELL, THIS TIME I THINK
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IT'S GONNA END UP MAKING YOU
SOME MONEY.
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I'M OPENING A RESTAURANT!
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[ SNIFFING ]
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
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COBBLER?
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ROAST BEEF?
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NO, IT SMELLS LIKE
AN ARGUMENT.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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GOOD NIGHT.
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COME ON, FRANKLIN.
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GIVE ME A MINUTE.
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YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME
TO WAIT, ARE YOU?
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OKAY,
WHAT'S GOING ON, JAY?
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MICHAEL, YOU SAID YOURSELF
IF THERE WAS A RESTAURANT
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THAT SERVED
THIS KIND OF FOOD
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YOU WOULD EAT THERE
EVERY NIGHT.
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I KNOW, BUT THAT
WAS JUST FOREPLAY.
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DO YOU REALLY THINK
I MEAN
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ALL THOSE NICE THINGS
I SAY TO YOU?
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I'M JUST TRYING TO CUT DOWN
ON SOME BEGGING TIME
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UP IN THE BEDROOM.
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MICHAEL, I'M SERIOUS.
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LOOK, FOR THE PAST COUPLE
OF MONTHS
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I'VE BEEN DOING ALL
THIS LEGWORK.
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EVERYTHING'S ALREADY
TAKEN CARE OF.
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JAY, RESTAURANTS HAVE
THE HIGHEST RATE OF FAILURE
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OF ANY BUSINESSES
IN AMERICA.
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WHAT ARE YOU SAYING,
MICHAEL...
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THAT I'M NOT SAVVY ENOUGH
TO START MY OWN BUSINESS?
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I WAS A SUCCESSFUL
INVESTMENT BANKER,
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AND I KNOW A GOOD OPPORTUNITY
WHEN I SEE ONE.
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YOU CAN TALK.
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OKAY.
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I'M NOT DOUBTING
YOUR ABILITY.
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THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
YOU'RE DOING.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE SAYING?
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EVERYTHING
THAT YOU ALWAYS SAY.
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"I WANT JAY TO STAY AT HOME
AND COOK, AND CLEAN,
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"AND WAIT AFTER ME
HAND AND FOOT,
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AND FEED ME COBBLER WHEN
I FEEL LIKE HAVING IT."
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YOU FORGOT BUTT-NAKED WITH
THE LITTLE FEATHER.
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LOOK, BABY,
THIS IS CRAZY.
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FIRST OF ALL, WHEN YOU
OPEN UP A RESTAURANT
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THE FIRST THING YOU NEED TO DO
IS FIND A GREAT LOCATION.
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[ LAUGHS ]
DONE.
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YOU FOUND A LOCATION.
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IT'S DOWNTOWN AND,
MICHAEL, IT IS PERFECT!
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I LOOKED AT IT.
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IT'S SET UP
AND READY TO GO.
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IT'S TURNKEY OPERATION,
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AND THERE'S ONLY ONE OTHER
RESTAURANT WITHIN 20 BLOCKS.
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LOOK, THIS IS A CHANCE,
MICHAEL,
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FOR ME TO DO SOMETHING
I ALWAYS DREAMED ABOUT.
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AND WHEN IT'S A SUCCESS,
IT'LL BE GREAT FOR EVERYBODY.
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BUT, BABY, JUST BECAUSE
YOU CAN COOK AT THE HOUSE
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DON'T MEAN YOU CAN
OPEN A RESTAURANT.
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WHAT IF I HAD SAID THAT
TO YOU 20 YEARS AGO, MICHAEL?
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"JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN
DRIVE A TRUCK
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DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN OWN
YOUR OWN TRUCKING COMPANY."
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THAT'S DIFFERENT.
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I HAD SOMETHING
BEHIND ME.
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WHAT?
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YOU.
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HMM...
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I WONDER WHO
THE NEW OWNER
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OF THE RESTAURANT ACROSS
THE STREET ARE GOING TO BE?
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IT DOESN'T MATTER.
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NOBODY CAN COMPETE
WITH US.
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THEY COULD HAVE NAKED WOMEN
SELLING HOT DOGS
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IN BOTH HANDS,
AND WE'D STILL WIN.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE'RE GOOD.
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NO, I'M GOOD.
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YOU'RE JUST ALONG
FOR THE RIDE.
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OOH, I LOVE IT
WHEN YOU DEGRADE ME.
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GOOD. SHUT UP!
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NOW, GET ON YOUR BIKE
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AND PEDAL THIS LUNGFISH CAKE
OVER TO MR. WILSON.
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WHEN I GET BACK,
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE BIT
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OF YOUR SWEET AND PUNGENT PORK
ON THE TABLE?
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MAYBE.
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IT DEPENDS ON HOW QUICKLY
YOU GET BACK.
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NOW GO!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE
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OR WHAT KIND OF RESTAURANT
YOU'RE GONNA OPEN,
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BUT WE'RE GONNA CRUSH YOU
LIKE WE CRUSHED
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THOSE NAKED HOT DOG LADIES.
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I'M BACK.
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WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
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YOU KNOW WILSON...
GAB, GAB, GAB, GAB, GAB.
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WELL, THEN,
LET'S GET BUSY.
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I DON'T WANT TO WORK
IN A RESTAURANT.
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WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HELP OUT
THE WOMAN THAT LAID ON HER BACK
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FOR 36 HOURS IN LABOR
WITH NO DRUGS,
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ASKING GOD TO PLEASE
SPARE HER LIFE
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SO SHE CAN BRING YOU
INTO THE WORLD, HUH?
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MAYBE I SHOULD PUT
THAT TAPE IN.
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COME ON, NO, DAD!
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THAT'S OKAY.
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I THOUGHT
YOU'D SEE IT MY WAY.
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LOOK, IT'S JUST
FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS
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UNTIL THE BUSINESS GOES BROKE.
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THEN OUR LIVES
WILL GO BACK TO NORMAL.
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BUT WHY DO WE HAVE
TO GET INVOLVED?
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IT'S A FAMILY BUSINESS, OKAY,
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ARE YOU'RE PART OF THE FAMILY
UNFORTUNATELY.
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BESIDES, IF YOU DON'T DO IT
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THEN I GOT TO PAY
SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT.
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I'M NOT PUTTING
ANOTHER PENNY INTO IT
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MORE THAN I ALREADY PUT IN.
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BUT WHAT IF SHE'S
SUCCESSFUL?
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[ ALL LAUGH ]
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THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S GOOD!
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SHE CRAZY.
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THANKS FOR ADDING LEVITY
TO THIS SITUATION.
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SHE HASN'T BEEN IN
THE FAMILY LONG.
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NO, SHE HASN'T.
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THIS IS JUST THE LATEST
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IN A LONG SERIES OF JAY'S
ATTEMPTS "TO EXPRESS HERSELF."
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BUT, DAD,
I CAN'T WORK FOR MOM
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BECAUSE I WORK FOR YOU.
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HMM, PROBLEM.
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PROBLEM SOLVED.
YOU'RE FIRED.
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NOW YOU WORK FOR YOUR MOTHER.
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YOU AND CLAIRE ARE GONNA BE
THE BUSBOYS.
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I DON'T EVEN
WASH DISHES HERE.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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YOU'RE GONNA BE
THE HOSTESS/WAITRESS.
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AND THING ONE AND THING TWO,
THEY'LL WASH THE DISHES.
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BUT THAT'S NO FAIR.
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WHAT ABOUT ALL
THE CHILD LABOR LAWS?
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FUNNY YOU SHOULD SAY "LABOR."
LET ME PUT THAT TAPE IN.
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[ ALL SHOUTING ]
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NO, NO! PLEASE.
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DON'T WORRY, THING ONE,
I'LL DO ALL THE WORK.
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YOU JUST SIT THERE
AND BE BEAUTIFUL.
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THAT'S EASY.
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IF I'M GONNA WORK THERE,
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I'M GONNA HAVE TO BRING
THE BABY.
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THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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PEOPLE LOVE BABIES.
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WE'LL PUT HIM IN THE FRONT
WINDOW AND ATTRACT CUSTOMERS.
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MAYBE WE CAN GET ONE
OF THOSE BIG LOBSTER TANKS
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AND JUST FILL IT UP
WITH BABIES.
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THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
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NO, IT'S NOT!
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HEY, IS EVERYBODY EXCITED?!
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YEAH!
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I GOT 'EM ALL
FIRED UP HERE.
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AIN'T THAT RIGHT, KIDS?
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YEAH.
YEAH. YEAH.
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I THINK I NEED
TO PUT ON A TAPE.
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YEAH! YES! YES!
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I'M SO FIRED UP!
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IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY,
I KNOW YOU'RE LYING,
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BUT I'M GONNA
PROVE YOU WRONG
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BECAUSE ONE DAY THERE WILL BE
A "COBBLER" ON EVERY CORNER.
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THEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
CHANGE THE NAME.
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH
"THE COBBLER"?
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NOTHING IF YOU WANT PEOPLE
TO BRING IN OLD SHOES.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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GET IT?
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COBBLER?
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SHOEMAKER AND THE ELVES?
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READ A FAIRY TALE,
PEOPLE.
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I THINK WHAT THE KIDS
ARE TRYING TO SAY
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IS THAT "THE COBBLER"
IS A LITTLE TOO SPECIFIC.
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YEAH, YOU COOK MORE
THAN COBBLER, MOM.
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YOU SURE DO.
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HOW ABOUT "KYLES'
SOOOOOOOOUL KITCHEN"?
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MICHAEL,
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
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"JAY'S SOOOOOOOOUL
KITCHEN."
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THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.
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I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID.
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Junior: IF WE'RE
GONNA BE INVOLVED,
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WE'D LIKE OUR NAME
ON IT, TOO.
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YOU WHAT? SAY WHAT?
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WHAT HE SAY?
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'CAUSE I... WHAT?
WHAT, BOY?
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LET ME POINT OUT
THE FACT
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THAT WE ARE ASKING THE KIDS
TO DO THIS FOR NOTHING.
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AND LET ME POINT OUT
THE FACT
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THAT I'VE BEEN DOING IT
FOR NOTHING FOR YEARS.
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I NEVER HAD A SIGN OUTSIDE
THIS DOOR WITH MY NAME ON IT.
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I NEVER HAD A PLAQUE THAT SAID
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH.
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I NEVER HAD A DAMN THING,
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SO YOU CAN TELL THESE KIDS
TO SUCK IT UP
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AND BE HAPPY
THAT THEY WORK FOR ME.
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[ SHOUTS ]
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YES.
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HEAR YE, HEAR YE,
GOT GREAT NEWS.
233
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WE'RE GONNA NAME IT
"JAY'S SOOOOUL KITCHEN."
234
00:08:27,139 --> 00:08:28,640
YAY.
235
00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:30,542
DO I HAVE TO RE-ENACT
THE TAPE?
236
00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:32,377
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
237
00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:37,949
MY MOM'S A GENIUS!
MY MAMA'S SMART!
238
00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:44,366
Michael:
THERE YOU GO.
239
00:08:44,390 --> 00:08:46,558
WHEN YOUR STOMACH
GETS TO TWITCHIN',
240
00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:48,237
COME ON OUT TO JAY'S
SOUL KITCHEN.
241
00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:50,228
'CAUSE THE FOOD
IS ENRICHIN'.
242
00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:52,063
YEAH,
AND IT'S BEWITCHIN'.
243
00:08:53,099 --> 00:08:54,599
YOU CAN GO NOW.
244
00:08:56,502 --> 00:08:58,937
BEWITCHIN', DAD?
THAT'S HORRIBLE.
245
00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:02,307
HEY, DON'T CRITICIZE MY SLOGAN
UNLESS YOU GOT A BETTER ONE.
246
00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,086
I'M TRYING TO COME UP
WITH A CATCHPHRASE,
247
00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:06,945
SOMETHING LIKE, HERE'S
WHERE YUMMY MEETS TUMMY.
248
00:09:07,013 --> 00:09:09,347
OR, I'D WALK A MILE
TO GET A KYLE.
249
00:09:09,415 --> 00:09:10,682
HOW ABOUT THIS?
250
00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:12,117
WE'RE ALREADY RICH,
251
00:09:12,184 --> 00:09:14,519
SO WHY THE HECK
ARE WE DOING THIS?
252
00:09:14,587 --> 00:09:16,288
LOOK AT THAT.
253
00:09:16,355 --> 00:09:19,291
GET OUT OF HERE.
254
00:09:19,358 --> 00:09:20,736
BABY, HOW YOU DOING
OVER HERE?
255
00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:22,337
I AM HAVING THE TIME
OF MY LIFE.
256
00:09:22,361 --> 00:09:24,095
WE'RE DOING SUCH
GREAT BUSINESS, BABY.
257
00:09:24,163 --> 00:09:26,598
WE'VE BEEN OPEN FOR 3 HOURS,
AND WE ALREADY MADE $200.
258
00:09:26,666 --> 00:09:28,934
IF WE'RE OPEN FOR 12 HOURS,
THAT'S $800.
259
00:09:29,001 --> 00:09:30,902
WE CAN OPEN A CHAIN
OF THESE STORES!
260
00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:33,138
WE CAN OPEN A CHAIN
OF JAY'S SOUL KITCHENS!
261
00:09:33,205 --> 00:09:35,150
AND OPEN ONE IN INDIA...
CURRY COBBLER...
262
00:09:35,174 --> 00:09:36,418
AND THAT WOULD BE
REALLY...
263
00:09:36,442 --> 00:09:38,410
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
DON'T GET TOO EXCITED.
264
00:09:38,477 --> 00:09:39,945
CURRY COBBLER,
I LIKE THAT.
265
00:09:40,012 --> 00:09:41,957
BUT, LISTEN, WE ONLY MADE
200 BUCKS, OKAY?
266
00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:44,316
WE CAN'T REALLY TELL
WHAT THE RESTAURANT'S DOING
267
00:09:44,383 --> 00:09:45,861
FOR ANOTHER COUPLE
OF WEEKS.
268
00:09:45,885 --> 00:09:48,053
GET YOUR NEGATIVITY
AWAY FROM ME.
269
00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,955
I'M TRYING TO BE
REALISTIC HERE.
270
00:09:50,022 --> 00:09:51,022
WHERE'S CLAIRE?
271
00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:52,834
I SENT HER OUT
TO PASS OUT FLYERS
272
00:09:52,858 --> 00:09:54,436
SO SHE CAN ATTRACT
NEW CUSTOMERS.
273
00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:57,629
HI, DAD, I FOUND A GREAT WAY
TO LURE IN BUSINESS.
274
00:09:57,697 --> 00:09:58,863
WHAT, THE FLYERS?
275
00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:01,933
NOPE, EVEN BETTER.
WATCH THIS.
276
00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:04,135
OH, BOYS?
277
00:10:04,203 --> 00:10:05,704
WHAT THE?
278
00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:08,873
GIRL, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
THE HOSTESS, NOT THE HO-STESS.
279
00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:10,275
DAD!
280
00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:12,611
SHE'S A MAîTRE D',
NOT A MAîTRE D-CUP.
281
00:10:12,678 --> 00:10:13,812
MICHAEL!
282
00:10:13,879 --> 00:10:15,513
DAD!
283
00:10:15,581 --> 00:10:17,882
LOOK AT ALL
THE CUSTOMERS.
284
00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,351
HELLO, CUSTOMERS.
285
00:10:19,418 --> 00:10:20,778
YOU GONNA BUY
SOMETHING?
286
00:10:22,088 --> 00:10:23,888
THEN GET THE HELL
OUT OF MY RESTAURANT!
287
00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,957
GET OUT!
288
00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:27,892
AND YOU GO PUT
SOME CLOTHES ON.
289
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,494
THAT DIDN'T WORK.
290
00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:32,564
WHY DON'T YOU WEAR
AN OUTFIT LIKE THAT?
291
00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:36,701
WELL, WELL, WELL,
LOOK WHO'S HERE.
292
00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:38,203
IF IT ISN'T THE HOOS.
293
00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:39,270
THE WHO?
294
00:10:39,338 --> 00:10:40,271
YEAH, BOTH OF THEM.
295
00:10:40,339 --> 00:10:41,473
TWO HOOS RIGHT THERE.
296
00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:44,709
DON'T YOU PEOPLE
EVER GET SICK OF THAT?
297
00:10:44,777 --> 00:10:46,511
WELL, AT ANY RATE
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
298
00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:47,812
NO, NOT NICE TO MEET YOU.
299
00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,758
WHAT YOU TRYING TO DO,
PUT US OUT OF BUSINESS?
300
00:10:49,782 --> 00:10:51,193
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
301
00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:53,118
THAT'S OUR RESTAURANT
ACROSS THE STREET.
302
00:10:53,185 --> 00:10:55,225
I KNOW, IT'S CHINESE FOOD.
THIS IS SOUL FOOD.
303
00:10:55,287 --> 00:10:56,588
THERE'S NO COMPETITION HERE.
304
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,257
LISTEN UP, BALDY,
THIS IS OUR BLOCK.
305
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:00,859
THIS IS A CHINESE FOOD
BLOCK.
306
00:11:00,926 --> 00:11:02,671
WHAT'D I TELL YOU ABOUT
INTERRUPTING ME?
307
00:11:02,695 --> 00:11:04,295
[ SHOUTING IN CHINESE ]
308
00:11:04,363 --> 00:11:05,664
SORRY, HONEY.
309
00:11:05,731 --> 00:11:07,509
THIS IS A CHINESE FOOD
BLOCK.
310
00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:09,200
I VANQUISH ALL
OUR ENEMIES.
311
00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:10,612
NOBODY OVERTAKES
THE HOOS.
312
00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:12,203
HOWDY, HOOS,
MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?
313
00:11:12,271 --> 00:11:13,271
YOU DON'T TAKE ORDER.
314
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:14,716
I GIVE ORDER.
GET OUT OF TOWN.
315
00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:15,740
OKAY.
316
00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:16,975
YEAH.
317
00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:18,343
SHUT UP.
318
00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:21,046
I THINK WE'RE JUST GONNA
HAVE TO LEARN...
319
00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:23,381
YOU HAVE TILL SUNDOWN
TOMORROW.
320
00:11:23,449 --> 00:11:25,984
WHAT IF WE DON'T JUST
PACK UP AND LEAVE?
321
00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:27,929
THEN THE SAME THING'S
GONNA HAPPEN TO YOU
322
00:11:27,953 --> 00:11:29,431
THAT HAPPENED TO
THE DOUGHNUT SHOP,
323
00:11:29,455 --> 00:11:31,033
THE YOGURT SHOP,
THE PRETZEL STORE,
324
00:11:31,057 --> 00:11:32,891
THE FUNNEL CAKE SHOP,
THE FONDU SHOP,
325
00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:34,770
THE PIZZA PLACE,
THE COFFEEHOUSE,
326
00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:36,828
AND THE NAKED
HOT DOG LADIES.
327
00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:38,430
ALL GONE.
328
00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:40,465
ALL FALL BEFORE
THE HOUSE OF HOO.
329
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,067
HMM!
330
00:11:42,134 --> 00:11:44,269
♪ HEY, HOO KICKED
THOSE DOGS OUT? ♪
331
00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:46,604
♪ HOO, HOO, HOO, HOO, HOO ♪
332
00:11:46,672 --> 00:11:48,640
ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
333
00:11:58,150 --> 00:11:59,884
BOY, IT SURE IS QUIET.
334
00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:01,986
BUSINESS HAS
SLOWED DOWN A BIT.
335
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,699
I WONDER WHAT WE'RE
DOING WRONG.
336
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,291
WE HAVEN'T HAD A SINGLE
CUSTOMER ALL DAY.
337
00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:07,459
A CUSTOMER!
338
00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:09,394
HEY, HI,
CAN WE HELP YOU, SIR?
339
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,106
I'M LOOKING FOR HOO'S
CHINESE KITCHEN.
340
00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:12,464
HOO?
341
00:12:12,531 --> 00:12:14,176
I HEAR THEY'RE SELLING
SEOUL FOOD.
342
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,267
THAT'S THE CHINESE RESTAURANT
ACROSS THE STREET.
343
00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:17,913
WE'RE THE ONLY ONES
SELLING SOUL FOOD.
344
00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:19,571
NOT ACCORDING TO THIS FLYER.
345
00:12:19,638 --> 00:12:21,773
HE'S RIGHT. THE HOOS
PUT UP A NEW SIGN.
346
00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:23,351
THEY'RE STEALING
OUR CUSTOMERS.
347
00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:24,843
AAH!
348
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:27,278
MICHAEL, TELL ME THAT DOESN'T
SAY WHAT I THINK IT SAYS.
349
00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:29,214
"SEOUL FOOD"!
350
00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:30,425
THAT'S FALSE
ADVERTISEMENT.
351
00:12:30,449 --> 00:12:32,550
SEOUL IS IN KOREA.
THEY'RE CHINESE.
352
00:12:32,618 --> 00:12:33,795
THEY RIPPED OFF
OUR SIGN.
353
00:12:33,819 --> 00:12:35,687
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN,
MY LOVE?
354
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:36,988
I WAS LEARNING.
355
00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:39,958
"HE WHO LEARNS BUT DOES NOT
THINK IS LOST."
356
00:12:40,025 --> 00:12:42,160
HEY, THAT'S
FORTUNE-COOKIE TALK.
357
00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:43,772
SHE'S BEEN EATING
WITH THE ENEMY.
358
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:45,396
AT LEAST
THEY HAVE COOKIES.
359
00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:47,165
HOW MUCH COBBLER
CAN ONE PERSON EAT?
360
00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:51,402
OH, MY GOD, THEY GOT KADY,
BUT SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN WEAK.
361
00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:53,838
AT LEAST
WE HAVE FRANKLIN.
362
00:12:53,906 --> 00:12:55,940
THIS IS GOOD.
363
00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:57,909
YOU KNOW WHAT?
364
00:12:57,977 --> 00:13:00,545
IT'S TIME TO RETALIATE.
365
00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:04,849
Jay: MICHAEL,
YOU ARE A GENIUS
366
00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,361
GIVING AWAY
FREE SAMPLES OF PIE.
367
00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:07,652
LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE.
368
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,187
NOW WE GOT THE UPPER HAND.
369
00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:11,022
WE'LL SHOW THE HOOS
WHO'S WHO AROUND HERE.
370
00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:12,857
THAT'S RIGHT!
371
00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:18,429
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
372
00:13:18,497 --> 00:13:20,075
IS THAT AN EGG ROLL
IN YOUR POCKET,
373
00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:22,133
OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY
TO SEE ME?
374
00:13:22,201 --> 00:13:23,768
EGG ROLL.
375
00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:29,007
GO DO SOMETHING.
376
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,551
YOU GOING DOWN,
CUE BALL.
377
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,354
MICHAEL, WILL YOU
PLEASE WORK FASTER?
378
00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:44,900
STOP WORRYING ABOUT
ANNIE HOO.
379
00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:46,902
IF WE KEEP SERVING GOOD FOOD
AT A GOOD PRICE,
380
00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:48,026
WE'LL BE FINE.
381
00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:50,428
YOU'RE RIGHT, JAY,
WE'RE DOING GREAT, HUH?
382
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,541
WE'RE A FORCE TO BE RECKONED
WITH ON THIS BLOCK.
383
00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,209
AND IF ANNIE HOO
CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT,
384
00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:56,801
SHE BETTER GET UP OUT
OF JAY'S SOOOOOUL KITCHEN.
385
00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:58,837
THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
386
00:13:58,904 --> 00:13:59,938
[ SCREAMS ]
387
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,906
LOOK, A RAT!
388
00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:03,541
THAT'S NOT CHICKEN!
389
00:14:03,609 --> 00:14:04,709
IT'S A RAT!
390
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,211
I'M NOT EATING HERE!
391
00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:08,980
I'M GOING TO THE CHINESE
RESTAURANT ACROSS THE STREET,
392
00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:10,181
WHERE IT'S CLEAN!
393
00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:12,784
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
394
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,319
HEY, THERE'S NO RAT.
395
00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:17,188
NO? OH, MY MISTAKE.
396
00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:18,923
HAVE A NICE DAY.
397
00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:21,292
OH, BY THE WAY,
THE CHICKEN'S VERY GOOD.
398
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,362
YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD GIVE ME
THE RECIPE WHEN YOU CLOSE.
399
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,763
THAT WAS ANNIE HOO!
400
00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:27,699
TELL ME SHE JUST
DID NOT DO THAT!
401
00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:30,001
SHE JUST DID IT.
THAT WOMAN IS DIABOLICAL.
402
00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:32,837
OH, BOY, NOW THE GLOVES
ARE COMING OFF, JAY.
403
00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:36,374
OOOOH.
404
00:14:42,514 --> 00:14:44,649
SORRY,
NO ROOM IN THE HOUSE.
405
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,094
GOOD. WE'RE NOT
GONNA STAY LONG.
406
00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:47,718
JUST CAME HERE
TO LAY DOWN THE LAW.
407
00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:49,097
AND SO WE DON'T
GET IT WRONG,
408
00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:51,689
I'M GONNA LET HIM SPEAK TO YOU
IN CHINESE AND TELL YOU.
409
00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:52,924
TELL HER, FRANKLIN.
410
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:55,526
[ SPEAKING CHINESE ]
411
00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:00,398
YOU ALL DONE?
412
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:01,633
YES.
413
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,167
[ SPEAKING CHINESE ]
414
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,303
YOU LITTLE POT STICKER!
415
00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:08,539
WELL, IT'S PLAN "B,"
MR. KYLE.
416
00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:10,441
YEAH, PLAN "B" IT IS.
417
00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:13,978
I WONDER WHAT'S GOING ON
IN THIS PLACE
418
00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:18,116
THAT THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT
WOULD GIVE YOU AN "F"?!
419
00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:19,851
AN "F"!
420
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,085
YEAH, AND LOOK AT THIS.
421
00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:23,388
THERE'S A FINGER
IN HIS FINGER FOOD.
422
00:15:23,455 --> 00:15:25,990
OH, MY GOD, MAYBE THAT'S WHY
THEY GAVE IT AN "F," HUH?
423
00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:27,802
IT'S A GOOD THING
YOU DIDN'T GET AN "A."
424
00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:29,427
THERE'S BE AN ASS
ON YOUR PLATE.
425
00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:31,963
HEY, LOOK, THERE'S SOME
SOUL FOOD DOWN THE STREET.
426
00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:33,441
THIS WAY,
RIGHT THAT WAY.
427
00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:34,799
THAT'S NOT A REAL FINGER!
428
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,668
I SHOW YOU
A REAL FINGER.
429
00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:38,046
HEY, HEY, HEY,
HEY, HEY.
430
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:40,371
[ LAUGHS ] MY MISTAKE.
431
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,707
OUR MISTAKE.
YOU HAVE A NICE DAY.
432
00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:49,747
YOU WANT TO PLAY
ROUGH, HUH?
433
00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:50,882
OH, I DO!
434
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,417
SHUT UP, HORNY MAN.
435
00:15:52,484 --> 00:15:54,852
YOU'RE LIKE A LITTLE DOG,
ALWAYS ON MY LEG LIKE THIS.
436
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,831
GO MAKE SOME DUMPLINGS
OR SOMETHING.
437
00:15:56,855 --> 00:15:59,290
I GOT TO THINK
OF A NEW PLAN.
438
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:01,693
WELCOME TO JAY'S
SOUL KITCHEN.
439
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,294
BUSINESS IS GOOD,
MR. KYLE,
440
00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:05,129
AND NO ONE'S EATING
ACROSS THE STREET.
441
00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:06,841
YEP, ALL OF OUR
CUSTOMERS ARE BACK.
442
00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:08,166
OF COURSE THEY ARE.
443
00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:10,535
NOW THAT WE'VE SHOWN OUR
SUPERIOR STRATEGIC STRENGTH
444
00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:13,371
BY GIVING THEM THE FINGER,
WE WILL GROW STRONGER
445
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:16,407
AS THE HOUSE OF HOO
WITHERS ON THE VINE.
446
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,475
BUT...
447
00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:18,910
HUSH!
448
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,311
YEAH!
449
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:23,014
NOW I'M DONE.
450
00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:24,949
BUT YOU'VE FORGOTTEN
ONE THING, DAD.
451
00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:26,697
ANNIE HOO WON'T
TAKE THIS LYING DOWN.
452
00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:28,419
Junior:
YEAH, DON'T LOOK NOW,
453
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,288
BUT THE EMPIRE
STRIKES BACK.
454
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:32,757
[ GASPS ]
455
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:33,858
WHAT?
456
00:16:39,531 --> 00:16:41,265
OH, DAMN THAT HOO.
457
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,101
WHAT NOW,
MASTER STRATEGIST?
458
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:44,879
WELL, WE'RE GONNA
HAVE TO SPEAK TO THEM
459
00:16:44,903 --> 00:16:46,514
IN A LANGUAGE THAT
THEY'LL UNDERSTAND.
460
00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:47,739
CHINESE?
461
00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:49,540
NO, SIGN LANGUAGE.
462
00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:17,001
THEY CAN'T MAKE ANY MONEY
AT 99 CENTS.
463
00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:18,446
THEY'RE NOT TRYING
TO MAKE MONEY.
464
00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:20,482
THEY'RE TRYING TO PUT US
OUT OF BUSINESS.
465
00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:22,140
THEY'VE GOT A LINE
AROUND THE BLOCK,
466
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:23,574
AND WE'VE GOT NOBODY.
467
00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:25,520
I WAS HOPING IT WOULDN'T
COME TO THIS,
468
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:26,577
BUT IT'S COME TO THIS.
469
00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:27,812
NO, MICHAEL...
470
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,657
I HAVE TO. I HAVE
NO CHOICE, DAMN IT!
471
00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:30,882
YOU MEAN YOU'RE GONNA...
472
00:17:30,949 --> 00:17:32,116
YES!
473
00:17:32,184 --> 00:17:34,552
I GOTTA BRING OUT
THE BIG GUMS.
474
00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:41,526
BOY, I HAVE WORKED UP
AN APPETITE.
475
00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:42,493
[ CHUCKLES ]
476
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:43,594
WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?
477
00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:45,696
PLEASE, SIR,
STOP EATING.
478
00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:47,265
WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF FOOD.
479
00:17:47,332 --> 00:17:48,633
ALMOST, HUH?
480
00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:50,468
THAT MEANS YOU'RE
HOLDING BACK.
481
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:52,170
WHATEVER ELSE
YOU GOT BACK THERE,
482
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,237
BRING IT ON.
483
00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:54,539
[ CHUCKLES ]
484
00:17:58,777 --> 00:18:01,245
[ LAUGHTER ]
485
00:18:01,313 --> 00:18:02,713
IT'S WORKING, DAD!
486
00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:04,782
I KNEW CALVIN WAS THE MAN
FOR THE JOB.
487
00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:07,785
THERE'S NOT A CRUMB LEFT
OVER THERE.
488
00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:10,154
AT THIS RATE, I PREDICT
THE ULTIMATE DEMISE
489
00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:12,090
OF THE HOUSE OF HOO
WILL BE IN ONE WEEK.
490
00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:13,925
YEAH!
491
00:18:13,992 --> 00:18:16,160
MICHAEL, I DID NOT OPEN
A RESTAURANT
492
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:17,628
TO CLOSE ANOTHER ONE DOWN.
493
00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:19,831
HEY, NEITHER DID I,
BUT SHE STARTED IT.
494
00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:21,265
THIS WASN'T MY VISION.
495
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,167
GO OVER THERE
AND PUT AN END TO THIS.
496
00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:24,502
BUT THIS IS WAR!
497
00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:26,671
NO, THIS ISN'T WAR!
498
00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:28,272
YES, IT IS!
499
00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:29,240
PLEASE?
500
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,008
NO, THIS IS A BUSINESS.
501
00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:32,954
I DON'T WANT EITHER ONE
OF OUR RESTAURANTS
502
00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:34,545
TO CLOSE DOWN, MICHAEL.
503
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,747
THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY
FOR US TO CO-EXIST.
504
00:18:36,815 --> 00:18:39,417
NOW, LOOK, THE SMART MAN
THAT I KNOW AND LOVE
505
00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:41,519
WHO HELPED ME REALIZE
MY DREAM
506
00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:43,264
EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN'T
BELIEVE IN IT
507
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:44,755
IS SMART ENOUGH TO FIND IT.
508
00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:47,091
GO!
509
00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:50,027
YES, MA'AM.
510
00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:51,529
[ BURPS ]
OOH!
511
00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:52,597
[ LAUGHS ]
512
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,198
I THINK I'M READY
FOR DESSERT.
513
00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:55,600
NO, YOU GOT TO GO.
514
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,568
THERE'S NOTHING LEFT.
NO MORE FOOD.
515
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,036
THE SIGN SAYS
"ALL YOU CAN EAT,"
516
00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:00,515
AND THAT'S NOT
ALL I CAN EAT.
517
00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:02,173
I THINK YOU BETTER
GO SHOPPING.
518
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:04,475
HEY, CALVIN,
HOW'S IT GOING?
519
00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:05,943
I'M HUNGRY!
THAT'S HOW IT'S GOING.
520
00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:07,879
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN
YOU WERE BEHIND THIS.
521
00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:09,814
YOU SENT IN
AN EATING MACHINE.
522
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,682
HE'S NOT HUMAN.
523
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,128
DO YOU WANT TO CALL
A TRUCE,
524
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,486
OR SHOULD I MAKE
A RESERVATION FOR THE WEEK?
525
00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:17,288
NO, NO, YOU WIN.
526
00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:18,623
YOU MAKE THE SOUL FOOD.
527
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:20,034
WE'LL MAKE
THE CHINESE FOOD.
528
00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:21,092
NO MORE ALL YOU CAN EAT?
529
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,326
NO MORE.
530
00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:24,205
BUT DON'T COME LOOKING
IN HERE FOR FINGERS,
531
00:19:24,229 --> 00:19:25,263
AND KEEP HIM OUT.
532
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,330
DEAL.
533
00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:27,798
DEAL.
534
00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:29,066
YOU'RE A SCARY MAN.
535
00:19:29,134 --> 00:19:30,368
WHERE'S
MY FORTUNE COOKIE?
536
00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:33,437
[ SIGHS ]
HERE, TAKE IT.
537
00:19:36,808 --> 00:19:40,011
OOH, "GO TO JAY'S SOUL FOOD
ACROSS THE STREET."
538
00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:43,114
[ CHUCKLES ]
HOPE THEY GOT RIBS.
539
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:46,217
I WROTE THAT BEFORE
WE MADE OUR DEAL.
540
00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:49,220
SO, WE AGREE WE'RE GONNA
PEACEFULLY CO-EXIST TOGETHER?
541
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:51,222
YES, WE CAN BE KIND
AND LOVING NEIGHBORS.
542
00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:53,157
THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM
FOR EVERYBODY.
543
00:19:53,225 --> 00:19:54,458
BAD NEWS!
544
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,304
AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT
OPENED DOWN THE STREET.
545
00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:58,796
YOU GO GET YOUR SCARY MAN,
EMPTY HIM OUT,
546
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,575
AND BRING HIM BACK
AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
547
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:02,610
I CAN FIND SOME MORE FINGERS
AND A BABY TOE.
548
00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:04,569
GOOD IDEA!
549
00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:06,837
THIS IS THE START OF
A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP.
550
00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:08,372
THAT'S RIGHT.
551
00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:14,412
YES.
552
00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:16,948
HEAR YE, HEAR YE,
GOT GREAT NEWS.
553
00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:21,452
WE'RE GONNA NAME IT...
[ LAUGHS ]
554
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,520
[ SHOUTS ]
555
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,589
YES, YES.
556
00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:27,191
HEAR YE, HEAR YE,
WE HAVE GREAT NEWS.
557
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:31,495
WE'RE GONNA CALL IT...
[ LAUGHS ]
558
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:32,974
YEP, OUR CUSTOMERS
ARE BACK.
559
00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:34,265
OF COURSE THEY ARE
560
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,601
NOW THAT WE'VE SHOWN OUR
SUPERIOR STRATEGIC STRENGTH
561
00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:37,946
BY GIVING THEM
THE FINGER.
562
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,203
WE WILL GROW STRONGER
563
00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:41,939
WHILE THE HOUSE OF HOO
WITHERS UNDER THE VINE.
564
00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:44,208
Man: ON THE VINE.
565
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:46,344
ON, UNDER... WHAT?
566
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:47,845
[ LAUGHS ]
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