Original subtitles

HEY, WHAT'S UP, DAD? OOH, NICE OUTFIT.

THANKS. LIKE THE SHOES?

THOSE LOOK GAY.

SO DO YOU, QUEER EYE.

WHATEVER.

OOH.

WHAT'S THAT?

IT'S MY NEW PAGER. VANESSA GOT IT FOR ME.

THIS WAY SHE CAN REACH ME AT ANY TIME.

OH, HOW CONVENIENT.

YEAH, WITH THE NEW BABY AND ALL,

SHE SAYS THAT WE NEED TO STAY IN CONSTANT COMMUNICATION.

[ INHALES SHARPLY ]

IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT WITH THE BABY?

OH, THE BABY'S FINE.

VANESSA WANTED TO KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING.

LOOK, JUNIOR, WOMEN HAVE THIS SLICK LITTLE WAY

OF KEEPING TABS ON YOU.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

THE PAGER!

THAT'S A TRACKING DEVICE.

IF WAS YOU, I'D LOSE IT.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

SON, IT'S BAD ENOUGH

YOU AND VANESSA SPEND EVERY WAKING MOMENT TOGETHER.

DAD, THAT IS NOT TRUE. I HAVE MY OWN FREEDO...

HOLD ON.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" OH, TALKING TO MY DADDY.

I LOVE YOU.

JUNIOR, PLEASE, TAKE IT FROM A GUY

WHO'S BEEN MARRIED FOREVER.

THE ONLY WAY FOR A MAN AND WOMAN

TO HAVE A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP TOGETHER

IS TO HAVE TIME APART.

DAD, WE HAVE PLENTY OF TIME APART.

I GO TO WORK AT... HOLD THAT THOUGHT.

[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?" STILL TALKING TO MY DADDY.

OOH, SMILEY FACE, SMILEY FACE, EXCLAMATION.

L-O-L, L-O-L,

X-O, X-O... O-X.

OKAY, OKAY. STOP IT.

OKAY, I'M SORRY.

LOOK...

X-O, X-O, X-O. GO AHEAD.

THE REASON YOUR MOTHER AND I

HAVE SUCH A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP

IS BECAUSE WE RESPECT EACH OTHER'S PERSONAL INTEREST.

I DO MY POKER NIGHT.

SHE DOES WHATEVER CRAP SHE WANTS TO DO.

YOU MEAN HER BOOK CLUB?

YEAH, THE CAT SESSION.

LOOK, THE POINT IS,

IN ORDER TO STAY HEALTHY IN A RELATIONSHIP,

YOU NEED TIME APART.

AIN'T THAT RIGHT, BABE?

I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU.

I'VE BEEN PAGING YOU ALL MORNING.

YOU DIDN'T RETURN ANY OF THEM.

I LOST IT, DEAR.

FIGURED YOU SAY THAT.

THAT'S WHY I GOT YOU A NEW ONE, FULLY CHARGED.

THAT'S RIGHT. DON'T TRY IT.

OKAY, LOOK.

I NEED YOU GUYS TO EAT UP REALLY FAST

SO YOU'RE NOT LATE FOR SCHOOL.

DID I TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT THE AMAZING THING

THAT HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY IN SCIENCE CLASS?

NO, WHAT HAPPENED?

IT WAS SO LIFE-CHANGING, I...

HEY, GUYS!

LOOK AT THE BABY!

WHY DON'T YOU COME HERE, SON-SON?

COME HERE, SON-SON.

OKAY, OKAY, GO TO GRANDPA.

OH, MY LITTLE MAN.

HELLO! I WAS TALKING.

YEAH, YEAH, "LIFE CHANGE." I REMEMBER.

BUT LOOK AT THE BABY.

OOH, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. A TOY FOR THE BABY.

DO YOU WANT THE TOY, BABY?

I DID UNTIL YOU GUYS TOOK IT AWAY FROM ME.

YOU KNOW WHAT? PLAY WITH THE BOX.

BUT I DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH THE BOX.

PLAY WITH THAT. THAT'S FUN.

ALL THAT... YOU JUST DO LIKE THIS.

BUT I DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH IT.

THEN YOU GO ON UPSTAIRS AND GET YOUR BACKPACK.

GO ON, NOW, PLEASE, YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

I KNOW YOU GUYS LIKE TO MAKE GOO-GOO NOISES

AND CRAZY FACES AT JUNIOR-JUNIOR,

BUT I HAVE TO BRING HIM TO MY PARENTS.

SAY GOODBYE.

BYE.

OH. BYE, LITTLE MAN.

THERE YOU GO. GO TO MOMMY.

YOU KNOW WHAT? SHE'S RIGHT.

WE BETTER GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE WE'RE LATE.

PAGER.

COME ON, EVERYBODY. LET'S GO, LET'S GO.

[ GASPS ] MICHAEL.

[ Chuckling ] OH, MY GOD.

YOU KNOW WHAT I ALMOST FORGOT?

WE FORGOT TO PUT ON THE ALARM.

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING, YEAH.

CAN'T FORGET THAT.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

HEY! YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME!

UGH!

HEY, DAD.

HOW'S THE HAPPY COUPLE?

HAPPY.

I'M GONNA GO UPSTAIRS AND RELIEVE CLAIRE

OF HER BABY-SITTING DUTIES.

OKAY. I'LL SEE YOU IN A FEW MINUTES?

I'LL MISS YOU, NOOPY.

I'LL MISS YOU, TOO, FERTILE TURTLE.

GIVE ME THE LUSHIES. COME HERE.

[ SMOOCHING ]

OKAY, YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME SICK.

SORRY, MR. KYLE. I'M GOING.

OH, MAN.

WHAT YOU LOOKING FOR, DAD?

I'M LOOKING FOR MY MAGIC POKER HAT.

I DIDN'T HAVE IT LAST WEEK, AND I LOST.

HOW MUCH DID YOU LOSE?

MAN, I LOST LIKE 13 PRETZELS,

A JELLY DOUGHNUT, AND 16 PUMPKIN SEEDS.

WOW, YOU TOOK A BEATING.

YEAH, THAT'S WHY I GOT TO...

BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE A BOWLING BALL.

LOOK AT THIS.

AND GO BLOW YOUR NOSE.

[ SCOFFS ]

WHATEVER. [ LAUGHS ]

OOH, YES, YES!

WHAT ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT?

VANESSA MADE IT UPSTAIRS SAFELY.

YEAH! HA HA!

Thank you.

JUNIOR, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I THINK YOU NEED TO JOIN ME TONIGHT IN MY POKER GAME.

IT'LL JUST BE THE GUYS.

OH, THAT'D BE GREAT. HEY, CAN VANESSA COME TO?

YEAH, IF SHE CAN GROW A PENIS.

I'LL ASK HER.

HEY, BABES. DO YOU THINK IT'S PO...

I GUESS NOT.

YEAH, SHE CAN'T COME.

GUYS' NIGHT MEANS GUYS' NIGHT.

NO WOMEN ALLOWED.

YOU'RE SAYING I SHOULDN'T SPEND ALL MY TIME WITH VANESSA?

I'VE ONLY BEEN SAYING THAT FOR THE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS.

YEAH, YOU NEED YOUR QUALITY TIME WITH HER,

BUT YOU ALSO NEED SOME MAN TIME.

AND THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF POKER.

THERE AIN'T NO WOMEN AROUND.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THEM TELLING YOU WHAT YOU DO

AND WHAT YOU CAN'T DO,

HOW YOU CAN TALK AND HOW YOU CAN'T TALK,

HOW YOU CAN WALK AND HOW YOU CAN'T WALK.

OH, IT'S YOUR MOTHER. SHE WANTS ME UPSTAIRS.

[ DOOR OPENS ]

HAVE YOU SEEN MY MAGIC POKER HAT?

IT'S ON YOUR HEAD.

I KNOW. HAVE YOU SEEN IT?

LOOK AT IT. IT MATCHES MY SHOES.

BAM. LOOK AT THAT.

YOU LOOK GAY.

SHHHHHH!

UH!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? [ LAUGHS ]

BABE, WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING?

I'M TRYING TO READ MY MAGIC BOOK.

WHY IS IT MAGIC?

BECAUSE WHEN I READ IT, NOBODY BOTHERS ME.

WOW, THAT HURT MY FEELINGS.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO BOTHER YOU.

I'LL JUST SIT HERE AND WON'T BOTHER YOU AT ALL.

I'M PLAYING BETWEEN YOUR TOES.

MICHAEL!

OKAY.

WHAT'S THE BOOK ABOUT?

YOU KNOW WHAT? I WISH I KNEW.

BUT I HAVE AN IDEA.

WHY DON'T I READ IT FIRST?

THEN I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT'S ABOUT.

THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!

THAT'S GREAT! OKAY.

YOU FINISHED?

MICHAEL!

MICHAEL, LOOK, I GOT TO GET THROUGH THIS, OKAY?

I GOT TO DISCUSS IT WITH MY BOOK CLUB TONIGHT, OKAY?

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU OUT.

BROTHER, YOU HAVE NOT READ THIS BOOK, OKAY?

SISTER, TRY ME OUT.

REALLY?

YEAH, I READ. I LIKE TO READ.

I'M NOT YOUR SON. I'M NOT JUNIOR.

ALL RIGHT, OKAY.

THIS IS BY ANGELINE BOUDREAUX.

I KNOW HER.

REALLY? YOU KNOW THIS BOOK?

THIS IS ABOUT A LITTLE GIRL...

NEVER, NEVER READ IT.

YOU KNOW WHAT FOR REAL?

I DON'T COME BOTHERING YOU

WHEN YOU'RE PLAYING YOUR POKER GAME.

I DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTIONS, I DON'T INTERRUPT,

AND I DON'T ASK TO PLAY, DO I?

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT INVITED.

I JUST WANTED A KISS. PLEASE?

OH, MICHAEL, I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR ALL OF THAT.

FOR REAL. I'M TRYING TO READ MY BOOK.

OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT?

WHAT?

I WANT MY KISS.

[ SIGHS ]

COME ON.

AAH!

[ LAUGHS ]

I WON'T BOTHER YOU NO MORE.

THANK YOU.

OH, ONE MORE THING.

GET OUT!

[ BOOK THUDS ]

SEE, CAN'T HIT ME 'CAUSE I GOT THE MAGIC POKER HAT ON.

OW.

NOW YOU ASKED OF IT, WOMAN. THAT TURNED ME ON.

NO! MICHAEL, I'M TRYING TO READ!

STOP PLAYING! WHAA!

AAAAAAAH!

DADDY, HAVE YOU SEEN MY STUFFED LION?

NO, BUT I GOT A STUFFED ARTICHOKE.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

MY LION IS MISSING.

OH.

WELL, I HOPE IT'LL TURN UP.

GET IT? "TURNIP"!

INSTEAD OF THE ARTICHOKE, I SAID TURNIP,

WHICH IS IN THE VEGETABLE FAMILY.

HEY, YOU GUYS.

AHA! I KNEW IT WOULD TURN UP HERE.

I BELIEVE THIS BELONGS TO ME.

JUNIOR SAID I COULD LET JUNIOR-JUNIOR PLAY WITH IT.

WELL, HE WAS WRONG, AND HE SHOULD HAVE ASKED,

AND HIS HEAD'S BIG.

HEY, COME HERE, MISS. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED WITH THAT SINCE YOU WAS 3 YEARS OLD.

YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT!

BESIDES, THE POINT IS, IT'S MY TOY.

I SHOULD BE ABLE TO PLAY WITH IT WHENEVER I WANT.

YOU'RE RIGHT, KADY. I'M SORRY.

WE SHOULD HAVE CONSULTED YOU BEFORE TAKING YOUR TOY.

YES, YOU SHOULD HAVE.

BYE.

YEAH, BYE.

♪ UH-OH, UH-OH, OH ♪

♪ OH, UH-OH, UH-OH, OH ♪

♪ UH-OH ♪

[ LAUGHS ] IT'S POKER NIGHT.

HEY, MR. KYLE.

HEY, WHAT'S UP?

OOH, SNACKS.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

IT'S POKER NIGHT!

YE-AH!

MR. KYLE, LET ME JUST APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE.

FOR WHAT, FRANKENPOOFS?

FOR THE FACT THAT I AM GOING TO CLEAN YOU OUT.

THAT'S MIGHTY BIG TALK FOR A MIGHTY LITTLE MAN.

PUT YOUR PRETZELS WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS.

OH, I INTEND TO.

I ALSO INTEND TO PUT YOUR PRETZELS

WHERE MY MOUTH IS, TOO.

[ LAUGHS ]

COME ON, GUYS. THAT WAS FUNNY.

HA HA HA.

NO?

WELL, YOUR SHOES ARE GAY.

YEAH, AND YOUR HAIRDO IS GAYER.

YEAH, WELL, THAT HAT IS REALLY, REALLY GAY.

[ Chuckling ] ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS.

IT'S POKER NIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

THE GAME WE'RE GONNA PLAY IS CALLED 5-CARD STUD.

IT'S APPROPRIATELY CALLED THAT

BECAUSE I'M GONNA GIVE YOU EACH 5 CARDS,

AND I AM A STUD.

[ CHUCKLING ]

THAT WAS FUNNY, RIGHT?

HEY, GUYS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I THOUGHT YOU HAD YOUR BOOK CLUB TONIGHT.

OH, IT'S POSTPONED TILL TOMORROW NIGHT AT OUR HOUSE.

AW, THAT'S TOO BAD.

GET OUT.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE.

IF I'M NOT INVITED, I'M GONE.

YOU WANT TO SIT IN?

OH, I SURE WOULD!

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE INVITED!

I'M GONNA PUT MY STUFF UP. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

TAKE YOUR TIME.

OH, SO WHAT GAME ARE WE PLAYING?

A LITTLE GAME WE LIKE TO CALL DUCK.

OH, HOW DO YOU PLAY?

OH, YOU JUST TAKE THE REMAINING CARD.

YOU PUT IT OUT LIKE THAT.

AND A-ONE, AND A-TWO, AND A-THREE, AND A-DUCK.

OW!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO INVITE THAT WOMAN INTO OUR GAME?

THAT'S NOT A WOMAN. THAT'S MY MOMMY.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

AH HA HA HA!

WHAT CAN'T YOU BELIEVE, BABY?

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE DIDN'T THINK TO INVITE YOU SOONER.

OH, THAT IS SO SWEET! YOU'RE SO SWEET!

MOVE OVER, MOVE OVER.

WHAT ARE WE PLAYING?

WE'RE PLAYING A GAME WE LIKE TO CALL DUCK.

HA HA HA HA.

HOW DO YOU PLAY THAT?

OH, IT GOES AS SO.

YOU JUST SPREAD OUT YOUR CARDS.

AND A-ONE, AND A-TWO, AND A-THREE.

OW!

YOU SHOULD HAVE DUCKED. AH HA HA HA HA!

[ LAUGHING ]

ALL RIGHT, FOLKS. LET'S PLAY CARDS.

WILL YOU SHUFFLE THE CARDS?! AAAH!

SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO?

NOW I HAVE TO START ALL OVER.

[ SNICKERING ]

[ LAUGHING ]

HEY, BABE.

WHAT?

BABE, UM, IF YOUR CARDS ALL HAVE

THE LITTLE HEARTY THING ON THEM,

THAT'S GOOD RIGHT?

MM-HMM, THAT'S GOOD.

OKAY.

PHBT!

I KNOW.

SORRY.

HEY, BABE.

WHAT?

IF THEY'RE ALL IN SEQUENTIAL ORDER,

THAT'S GOOD, TOO, RIGHT?

YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

[ STOMPS FOOT ]

[ GASPS ] WHOO!

HEY, BABE.

WHAT?

OOH. WAIT.

IF ALL THE CARDS, UM, GO LIKE THIS...

10, JACK... QUEEN, KING, ACE.

THAT'S GOOD, TOO? THAT'S SUPER GOOD, RIGHT?

THAT'S GOOD. I AIN'T HAD NONE OF THAT.

AH HA HA HA HA!

Y'ALL SUCKERS.

WELL, THAT'S IT. I'M CLEANED OUT.

I'M CLEANED OUT, TOO.

THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.

NO ONE'S EVER BEATEN ME IN POKER BEFORE.

Jay: BEGINNER'S LUCK, I GUESS.

I'LL GIVE YOU GUYS A CHANCE TO WIN IT ALL BACK NEXT WEEK.

All: NEXT WEEK?

NEXT... WHAT?

YEAH! NEXT WEEK!

I WOULDN'T MISS IT FOR THE WORLD.

I LOVE POKER.

HA HA! HA HA HA!

MIKE, YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.

JASMINE GETS WIND OF THIS, SHE'LL BE OVER HERE NEXT WEEK.

CLAIRE WILL INSIST ON PLAYING.

AND SO WILL KADY.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

I'LL UNDO THE DAMAGE THAT JUNIOR DID.

I MEAN, WE'RE MEN. WE DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS.

I'LL JUST GO IN THERE AND LAY DOWN THE LAW AND SAY,

"JAY, YOU CAN'T COME TO OUR GAME."

HOW ABOUT THAT?

"YOU AIN'T COMING HERE. YOU'RE NOT WANTED."

OH, MINE'S GOING OFF, TOO.

UH... COMING, BABY!

I'M SORRY, CLAIRE!

I GOT TO GO GET THE TRASH.

Kady: HEY, CLAIRE! COME HERE!

MAKE IT QUICK. I'M ON MY WAY OUT.

WASN'T I A CUTE BABY?

IS THAT WHAT YOU CALLED ME IN HERE FOR?

YES.

I MEAN, NO, NO. WAIT!

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

TO THE MALL.

I SAW THE CUTEST OUTFIT FOR JUNIOR-JUNIOR.

HE'S GONNA LOOK SO ADORABLE IN IT.

ARE YOU GONNA GET ME ANYTHING, BIG SIS?

NO. WHY SHOULD I?

BECAUSE I'M YOUR LITTLE SISTER,

AND I CAN BE ADORABLE, TOO.

WATCH.

EW!

GET OFF ME!

YOU'RE WRINKLING MY CLOTHES.

WHY DON'T YOU GROW UP AND STOP BEING SUCH A BABY?

APPARENTLY I ALREADY DID.

[ CRYING ]

HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER, HONEY?

NOTHING.

OKAY, GOOD.

I WASN'T SERIOUS.

[ CHUCKLES ] NEITHER WAS I.

WELL, WELL, WELL.

LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN WALKING DOWN MEMORY LANE.

YEAH, GOOD TIMES, GOOD FUN.

THIS SHOULD STILL BE GOOD TIMES

AND GOOD FUN FOR YOU.

NOT FOR ME.

WHY NOT?

BECAUSE EVER SINCE JUNIOR AND VANESSA

BROUGHT THAT LITTLE SNOT-INFESTED MIDGET HOME,

HE'S BEEN HOGGING UP ALL THE SPOTLIGHT.

WELL, THAT'S THE THING ABOUT BABIES.

WHEN THEY COME INTO A ROOM,

EVERYBODY SEEMS TO FLOCK TO THEM.

I MISS THE FLOCKING.

WELL, I WOULD THINK THAT YOU WOULD BE HAPPY

YOU'RE NOT A BABY ANYMORE.

WELL, THINK AGAIN.

FROM WHERE I'M STANDING, 8 DOESN'T LOOK SO HOT.

LISTEN, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SECRET.

IF YOU WANT TO STAY IN THE SPOTLIGHT,

THEN YOU GOT TO STAND NEXT TO THE PERSON

THAT'S GETTING ALL THE ATTENTION.

THAT WAY YOU'LL REAP ALL THE BENEFITS

AND YOU'LL BE A GREAT AUNTIE, TOO.

THAT MAKES SENSE.

OF COURSE IT DOES.

WHY DO YOU THINK I HANG AROUND

THAT SNOT-INFESTED LITTLE MIDGET?

AND I'LL TELL YOU ANOTHER SECRET, KADY.

NO MATTER HOW MANY BABIES COME IN THIS HOUSE,

YOU ARE ALWAYS GONNA BE MY BABY.

THANKS, DADDY.

I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU, TOO.

THESE PRETZELS ARE DELICIOUS.

I WON THEM AT MY HUSBAND'S POKER GAME.

[ LAUGHS ]

EW. EW.

LET'S JUST GET TO "I KNOW WHY THE HUMMINGBIRD HUMS."

I'LL JUST GO FIRST. I FOUND THIS BOOK TO BE...

A LIFE-AFFIRMING JOURNEY.

OH, MY GOODNESS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE PLAYING GOLF.

HOW COULD I PLAY GOLF WHEN A HUMMINGBIRD WAS HUMMING?

♪ HMMMMM, HMMMM, HMMMM ♪

SHUT UP AND GET OUT.

I DON'T MIND IF HE SITS IN, JAY.

YEAH, ME EITHER.

IT WOULD BE NICE TO HEAR A MAN'S POINT OF VIEW.

IS THAT AN INVITATION?

IT IS.

THEN I MUST ACCEPT!

YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL GO FIRST.

IT'LL BE QUICK...

NO, NO, NO, NO. THIS IS MY CLUB.

I... MY TURN.

WHATEVER.

SOMEONE'S INSECURE.

ANYWAY, I THOUGHT THIS BOOK WAS ABOUT FREEDOM.

A LITTLE HUMMINGBIRD TOLD ME DIFFERENT.

[ LAUGHS ] OH, GIRL.

I BELIEVE IN THE BEGINNING WHEN YOU MEET THE LITTLE GIRL,

SHE REPRESENTS REPRESSION...

[ HUMMING ]

MICHAEL!

WE DON'T CRITICIZE PEOPLE.

I'M NOT CRITICIZING. MY LIPS ARE SEALED.

I'M SIMPLY HUMMING. WASN'T I JUST HUMMING?

THERE'S NO RIGHT OR WRONG IN DISCUSSING A BOOK.

WELL, I BEG TO DIFFER.

I BELIEVE THAT THE AUTHOR

[ French accent ] ANGELINE BOUDREAUX...

[ STAMMERING ]

FIRST OF ALL...

HER NAME IS PRONOUNCED AN-GEL-INE "BOUDROX."

ANGELINE "BOUDROX."

BUT CONTINUE INTERRUPTING ME.

WELL, ANGELINE'S BOOK IS ABOUT POWERLESSNESS.

AND ELVIRA REPRESENTS ALL THE DISENFRANCHISED PEOPLE

WITH NO VOICES.

AND WHEN SHE FINALLY FINDS HER VOICE,

HER SONG... YES.

HER SONG...

OH, IT REPRESENTS THE ♪ RESURRECTIO-O-O-N ♪

♪ NNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ♪

...OF THE SPIRIT.

YES, GIRL.

[ ALL HUMMING ]

OH, COME ON! WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP!

HEY, I THOUGHT WE DIDN'T JUDGE HERE.

MICHAEL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD BE 100% RIGHT ABOUT THIS

IS IF YOU WERE ANGELINE BOUDREAUX HERSELF.

HARK! DON'T MOVE.

HELLO!

JANET KYLE, MEET THE AUTHOR.

I'M SORRY I'M LATE, MICHAEL. TRAFFIC WAS A MESS.

WELL, HELLO, EVERYBODY.

I'M [French accent] ANGELINE BOUDREAUX.

[ French accent ] ANGELINE.

HOW DID YOU DO THIS?

SHE AND FRANKLIN HAVE THE SAME LITERARY AGENT.

SINCE YOU'RE HERE, [American accent] ANGELINE...

[ French accent ] ANGELINE.

ANGIE.

UM, SINCE YOU'RE HERE, WOULD YOU PLEASE TELL THIS FOOL

YOUR INTERPRETATION OF HOW THE HUMMINGBIRD HUMS, PLEASE?

OH, WELL, THAT'S SIMPLE.

YOU SEE, ELVIRA REPRESENTS

ALL THE DISENFRANCHISED PEOPLE WITH NO VOICES.

AND WHEN SHE FINALLY FINDS HER VOICE,

HER SONG... OH!

HER SONG REPRESENTS

THE R-R-RESURECTIO-O-O-N OF THE SPIRIT.

[ HUMMING ]

[ ALL HUMMING ]

OH, HEY, KADY. I'M GLAD YOU'RE HOME.

WATCH THE BABY FOR A MINUTE. I FORGOT HIS PACIFIER.

WAIT! WAIT!

[ SIGHS ]

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT...

WITH YOUR CUTE LITTLE EYES

AND CUTE LITTLE NOSE

AND CUTE LITTLE HANDS AND FEET?

AW! YOUR CUTE LITTLE SMILE!

HI!

HI, YEAH. HI.

OH, MICHAEL. THIS IS PERFECT.

MY BABY IS PLAYING WITH MY GRANDBABY.

KADY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T GONNA ADJUST WELL TOO JUNIOR-JUNIOR,

BUT I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE TAKING IT ALL IN STRIDE.

HE'S A'IGHT.

YEAH, WELL, AS THE YOUNGEST AUNTIE,

YOU HAVE AN IMPORTANT ROLE TO PLAY.

SEE, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BEST REMEMBERS

WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE AN INFANT.

YOU'RE GOING TO BRIDGE THE GAP

BETWEEN US AND THE BABY.

NOW, THAT'S A HUGE RESPONSIBILITY.

THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT?

I THINK I CAN HANDLE IT.

THANKS FOR WATCHING JUNIOR-JUNIOR.

NO PROBLEM.

WE'RE OFF TO THE MALL.

OH, CAN I COME?

THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS. HAVE FUN. BYE.

BYE!

BYE.

THANKS, HONEY.

THE POKER GAME'S TONIGHT.

I THOUGHT YOU'D WANT TO SIT IN.

NO, NO, NO, NO. I LEARNED MY LESSON.

YOU GOT YOUR THINGS. I GOT MINE.

FROM NOW ON, WE RESPECT EACH OTHER'S TERRITORY.

AND NO HARD FEELINGS?

MICHAEL, OF COURSE NOT!

NO HARD FEELINGS...

I GOT MY BOOK CLUB ANYWAY TONIGHT.

REALLY?

WHAT YOU GUYS READING?

"99 UNDETECTABLE POISONS." DRINK UP.

, UH-OH, OH, OH, OH, OH ♪

♪ OH, POKER NIGHT ♪

WHOO!

♪ YEP, YEP, YEP ♪

WHOO!

♪ POKER NIGHT ♪

IT'S POKER NIGHT.

THAT WAS COOL, MAN.

IT'S POKER NIGHT.

♪ OH, UH-OH ♪

THAT'S THE RIGHT ENERGY. THAT WAS THE RIGHT ENERGY.