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André!

André!

Un moment!

Ma chère française!

Mon chèr français!

Ma Marianne, l'amour déliet jamais...

En je terrais quoi de vous...

Les verres vous sonnent entendre les bures d'amour...

Guerre vont ramer pour les a vendu

Révoles-toi, douce Marianne, cherie...

De moi partout havre au toujours.

Au revoir mon chèri!

Au revoir ma chèrie!

Venez avec moi!

Mademoiselle from Armentieres, Parley-voo?

Mademoiselle from Armentieres, She hasn't been asked in forty years,

Hinky, dinky, parlay-voo.

Platoon...halt!

Fall out!

Look here, tall and handsome... Where we gonna flop?

In the barn, where you belong, with the rest of the animals.

Come on!

Say! What's eatin' on that egg... don't he know the war's over?

What war?

Was there a war?

Who won it?

Look at the tomato in the window!

Hello babe! Whatta you do?

She's a cook!

Never for you, soldier!

Why you come in my farm...eh?

The war...she's over!

It is, lady!

But we're gonna park in your barn...

There'll be some hope for the USA!

Why are you still here?

4 years I am surround with soldier.

I am fed up with you!

Look at that pig!

Look out! There's the woman!

Anatole!

Qu'est qui l'a?

Rendez-moi vite mon cochon!

Je peux l'entendre là.

Ouvrez cette porte ici!

Come right in, lady.

Hello baby...pleased to meet ya!

And I am NOT pleased to meet ya!

I am convinced you might eat the pig.

You have seen him?

Ain't here.

Where my pig, eh?

Don't!

You 'ave seen my little pig, eh?

Où est mon petit cochon?

My pig!

Dites-moi ce que vous avez fait avec mon cochon.

What?

Hello sweetness!

Hey, kid...are you looking for something?

Vous êtes à pareil du voleur de mon petit cochon, comme Anatole.

What you said?

Vous êtes à pareil du voleur de mon petit cochon, comme Anatole.

[Yiddish] I didn't steal your pig...Why would I ever steal a pig when I don't touch pork.

Understand?

C'est VOUS qui est un cochon!

Pouh!

[Yiddish]

Poupée!

Say lady...you lookin' for a pig, sure enough...

How we gonna tell 'im? What does he look like?

"What does 'e look like?"

He look like YOU!

Anatole!

She's gonna find it!

Shame on you! Anatole...go home!

Now...you pig-stealer...

I have you in the prison for this.

Oh, listen lady...

You have no right to steal the pig.

Which is for the love... but not for the eat!

A pig which is the last of his family.

His whole family have been eat by American soldier.

Eat!...

Always the American soldier make the eat!

I suppose you French birds don't eat!

We eat what we've got.

But not for eat something which is not got.

Well that explains everything.

Attention!

What's the row here?

Ah...Mam'selle!

At ease, men!

Pardon, I didn't know you were here.

Oui, m'sieur...

I am here!

And it's a good thing I AM here!

Has this new outfit been annoying you?

Oui, m'sieur.

Racontez-moi ce qui attend y vais.

He's got good French.

Anatole, mon cochon, est échappé.

Je le cherchais partout.

Mais ce soldat américain est très gentil.

Looks like the hoosegow for us.

Alone you should go.

Il m'entendu l'appeller

et il venu m'aider.

C'est lui qui le cru veille et le voyait.

And this one...

In the middle looking.

Il l'a ramené.

Il est très gentil.

Et voilà!

Here's where we get it.

Since when are we partners?

Je suis heureux le soldat ne pas oublier le bon manière.

Mam'selle Marianne has just informed me of what happened to her pig.

Yes sir.

You of course know it is our duty to protect all French property.

Yes sir.

In view of this I wish to commend you for recovering the lost pig.

Merci, m'sieur!

Very happy to have been of service to you, Mam'selle.

Au revoir.

Lady, you sure did save us from that hoosegow.

Oh you sweet baby, I could kiss you!

Gee, that was 'bo-coo' swell of you not to squeal on us!

Well, I not squeal on you because the American lieutenant like me much.

Yeah, but listen, lady...

And if you offend to me...

He shoot you quick.

I know but...

If I find you steal Anatole again

I go to my friend lieutenant

and I make complaint good and plenty!

Yeah, but listen...

And big American pig-stealer go....

to goose-house!

Yeah, but you ain't happy... and on the level you ain't.

Our soup kitchen stalled back there in the mud, 5 miles from here.

And no jokin'...we're hungry!

Lady, if he's kiddin' I hope to never fight for France again.

Oh, no fooling lady, I'm hungry like anything.

All hungry are we?

Well...this is very touching.

Oh, but lady...

Off me lay!

All right! All right!

I don't expect you to believe me after stealing your lousy pig...

That is not the pig which is the lousy one.

He live with me!

Said the wrong thing again.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelin's, lady...

But on the level...I'm starvin'!

So? Well...

Care if I see!

Hey...she wasn't so bad, was she?

She was a hot skirt!

I like 'em hot!

You like 'em hot!

If that MP catches you fooling around with his tootsie...

You cooling you off!

You know those military police always nest close to a pretty squab.

Yeah? But she lied to that MP, didn't she?

And it saved me, too!

Boy...when she saw me...

...she knew she was lookin' at the real McGoo!

Don't be so stucked up, will you...

I left as swell a girl in the United States, as that blonde!

- Yeah? - Yeah!

Who was she?

You remember when we was in Hoboken

and just getting ready to go on the ship...

and a beautiful girl rushed up to you...

She threw her arms around you and she kissed you.

You remember her?

Sure I remember!

That's my girl!

Look how weak I am.

[Yiddish]

I bet I know what's the matter with you.

What?

You're hungry.

Soapy, if I am...[Yiddish]

I'm hungry like anything.

You know, that just reminds me of Jack's Restaurant

on 44th St. and 6th Ave.

I can see that big cake o' ice in the window now

with those two big fat old gorgeous steaks layin on top...

Oh, and the nicest brownest broiled chicken and a big fat lobster...

You coulda left THAT out!

And a coupla big red tomatoes...

And some bunches of radishes...

And some long green onions...

You are killing me to pieces.

And the nicest biggest tallest piece of apple pie!

Apple pie? With powdered sugar on top?

No...I'm talkin' about a different kinda dessert.

Don't care about 'em...

Sweets...I'll do without 'em...

But the kinda sweets I mean...

Are candies, sodas and ice cream...

Well...got plenty of it...

Hell!...Oh, how I love it...

Just one thing fails me...

Tell me what ails me...

My heart's OK, my pulse is strong...

And I sleep peacefully all night long...

But when I see my sugar...

I get a lump in my throat.

I come home from work at dinner time...

I eat my food, digest it down...

But when I see my sugar...

I get a lump in my throat.

And when she looks at me, so tenderly...

I'll be swallowin' hard...

When she looks your way, I'll bet you'll say...

how d'ya do... How'd ya like to play in MY backyard?

No matter what I try to do...

I ask just like a big bub-bub-adoo...

Coz, when I see my sugar...

I get a lump in my throat.

Oh, the doctors have to watch me close...

My case they're trying to diagnose...

Coz, when I see my sugar...

I win at bridge, and I play roulette...

I haven't had a goosepimple yet...

Coz, when I see my sugar...

I get a lump in my throat.

I've had some love affairs before...

But they're all on the shelf...

And I love my sugar more and more...

Every time she's beside me, I'm beside myself...

She's got a huge comfy couch...

When she gets me there... ouch in the gouch!...

When I see my sugar...

I get a lump in my throat.

What's this?

Messieurs! Messieurs!

What is it? What is it, kid?

Say does anybody around here speak enough 'Frog' to get that?

What'd ya say, kid?

Listen kid, whatever it is, I'll eat it.

Take me....eat!

Cuisine!

Wait a minute now, kid.... this is very important.

Take it very slow...repeatee-voo.

Chez vous...voulez...bien venir... dans la...cuisine...

Mam'selle Marianne is give you food.

You mean we 'manger'?

Oui, m'sieur!

Gang...another dame has fallen for me... We eat!

Well, I hope I can something good to eat in here, old boy.

Wait a minute, will ya!

Excuse us, mam'selle... did we hear the kid right?

Do we eat?

Come and get it!

Boy, if I ever get hold of an onion, I'm gonna massacre it.

Gentlemen, is there something on your mind but your stomach?

Oh lady, that smells 'beaucoup' good!

Hey you...why you hide little man behind you, eh?

Lookin' after him, ma'am... Give me enough for two?

You take me for a dumbell, eh?

I am wise to you!

Look what I found in the bucket.

That's too good for you.

Did you grant it to us?

First you want me give, now you want me give you more.

How you got that way, eh?

I'm a big guy and I need a lot of it!

Oh...well you go back in line.

S'il vous plaît...

Do not make the push around me!

One at a time...one!

Boy, it's got some real meat in it!

Maybe somebody cut up a horse.

Sacrebleu!...

Oh, that's OK, sweetie... You're doin' swell!

It seems like I invite whole army Américain!

Who ask you to sit down in my 'ouse...eh?

You got to go away!...eh?

Hey you....get out of here! What the idea?!

And you...

Allez-vous en!

We crazy for you and we appreciate you giving us eating...

Oh, you take me!

Go on...make a speech, will ya...

We're not much on speeches...

There's no one to teach us...

What we like to say.

We're rivals to win you...

So now we'll begin to tell you every day!

Honey, from New York to the Rhine...

You're the total sum of what comes...

Say you'll be mine!

Honey you're my favorite thrill...

Fill my empty arms with your charms...

Say that you will!

With one hand to hold and one kiss to steal...

One heart of gold... One girl that's real...

Honey, from New York to the Rhine...

When the happy news don't fit youse...

Say you'll be mine.

Vite! Vite! Vite!

Boy, it's a pleasure, eh?

Don't spill it!

You just stay in my 'ouse... I ask you before to go...

What the idea of...eh?

And you...why you wait..eh?

Why, I...I...

Gee!...Nice lookin' boy! Whose is he?

He belong to me.

It's not good for you to stay... Get out!

Gosh, she's sure young-lookin' to have a kid that big...eh?

Another one!

Pourquoi n'êtes-vous pas dans votre lit?

Look at that...triple!

There's a whole quartet of 'em!

Ten minutes...sit down...

Oh, she's sure been winnin' this war!

Could it be possible the whole 4 from the same papa?

Maybe she married The Three Musketeers.

I'll ask her.

Pardon, madamoiselle...

These kids ain't all yours, are they?

To be sure, m'sieur.

Haven't I asked before, asked you to go?

Yeah, but the pappy...where is he?

How I know that?

He means, who's their old man?

That is very 'ard to tell.

One is Belgian, another one is French, and one...I don't remember.

Well, in this case maybe she'll give a Dinky a break.

Hey, wait a minute...I'm gettin' to that.

How long you been married, mam'selle?

I am not married.

Not married?!

No...the war she has come and make everyone too busy.

I have not the time for marry.

We don't quite get you, madamoiselle...

What we'd like to find out is...

Are all these kids...yours?

Exactement.

Thees one François...

He come from Chalau.

And Nanette...

She come in Grospenbagmin.

Jacques...he come when Bosch make grand attack...

And Sylvestre...he's just come.

It's a good thing we signed that armistice.

Then they ain't really yours?

You're not the mama?

No...I am the godmother.

They are what you call...war orphans.

What an evil mind you two eggs have got.

Hey, no wisecracks!

Hey, I have ask you before... to live my house!

To "live" it?

That's right you guys...go on... "live" her house!

Yeah, liver and bacon, will ya?!

There's nothing for you to hang around for, anyhow...

Will ya beat it while I...

Thank this jane.

Well, what makes you think I can't...thank her.

You ain't got the natural requirements, Buddy

Neither one of ya... Don't be so sar-crastic!

To settle the argument, I will...

Thank her!

She's waiting for me...look.

Well?

Bon sower...madamosalay!

Thank you!

Goodbye!

Bonsoir!

Bon nuit, Sylvestre.

Bon nuit, Nanette.

Bon nuit, Marianne.

Bon nuit, François.

Bon nuit, Jacques.

How you got back here...eh?

Aw...I'm a war orphan, too.

Well, I am not your mama!

Go back to barn where belong you...

You...bimbo!

Oh listen, I think you're a swell kid...

You know...of all the janes I've met in France...

You're about the swellest one.

And I have hear this before... It is a bunk!

No it ain't!

Honest...it's on the level...

Gee, I'm crazy about you.

All Americans are crazy!

Sure we are, when we meet girls like you.

Listen, cherry...

You got eyes....

What eyes you've got!

And your mouth...

Why, your mouth was just made to be kissed.

Leave me alone!

And you...you have eyes like my finger-end...

and a mouth I'd like to slap!

You come to my house and make eat

and now look what you do.

All alike, you are.

I am checking, think of it...

Bonjour...cannibale!

I don't know for why.

I present you with the air.

I'm just a poor old soldier tryin' to get a little lovin'!

Goo'night!

Oh, c'mon...give us a little kiss, will ya?

You'd never miss it, and it'd mean an awful lot to me.

Bonsoir!

You mean it?

Of a certainty!

OK...

I see your bonsoir...

..and I raise you a toodle-oo.

Toodle-oodle-oo!

Hog, you!

He's playin' good that fellow...plays nice... how nice he's playin'.

Hey, you birds...what do you think you are... a lot of boy scouts?

Come on...up on your feet, you lousy bunch of sheet-lizards!

A man is sleeping...don't corrupt!

[Yiddish]

Hey, you!

Whad do you think this is...a honeymoon?

Kitchen up yet, sarge?

Yes....come up last night.

Beans?

Yes...those big brown ones!

Give mine to the Belgians.

What've you got against the Belgians?

Hey, sarge, we ain't gonna drill today, are we?

The whole shebang, brother... 10 good hours of it!

I thought the war was over.

It is...it's over where you are... Snap into it!

I'm a monkey's grandfather... they can shoot me.

They will!

Hey, sergeant...when are we gonna get some wages?

Whatta you want wages for...

Haven't you got enough outta this war?

Enough cooties...

That's the first time I ever did see anything there was enough of.

Notice how those French cooties won't eat on Sammy.

Everyone on him came all the way from Hoboken.

Yeah, I brought a couple over with me and now I got a housing problem.

Oh, Soapy...I had a dream about that girl again last night.

Which one?

The girl from New Chateau

Oh, I was crazy about that girl.

The girl from New Chateau

And she was cookin' up for me, too!

Who?

The girl from New Chateau

I wanna tell you, if I could get my discharge from the army...

I would go right back and marry her.

Who?

The girl from New Chateau...

Boy, she had about 9 of everything which I was craving.

Who?

The girl from New Chateau.

You know, you was with her on Saturday, but on Friday I went up to see her...

What was I doin' Friday?

You were doing KP duty...

I went up there first, you know.

Up where?

Up to New Chateau.

And I came back and told you what a swell kid she was.

Who?

The girl from New Chateau.

In my dreams I can see her beautiful face.

But somehow when I wake up I can't remember what she looks like.

Oh, I know the one you're talkin' about!

That girl from New Chateau.

Mornin', Blondie!

Good morning, Brownie.

Blackie.

Sleep well?

What you care.

I don't...I'm just naturally gabby.

What is this "gabby"?

Is it for make the talk and say nothing?

This one is you.

Here, let me carry that for ya.

Merci m'sieur.

It is first nice thing what you have say.

The longer you know me, the better you'll like me.

I'm a hard guy to get acquainted with...

Well I am acquainted enough with you plenty.

You stay on the out-of-door.

When you come the in-of-door...

For me...it is not so good.

Listen baby, I'm too nice a guy to treat like that.

Can't we be friends?

Really!...friends we can be.

How you mean that?

I mean...real...close...friends!

No...you are again full of the stew.

Alright...you'll be sorry.

I come over here this mornin' to do somethin' for you!

Somethin' nice!

Hey...

What is it you do me for?

Do you really want to know?

It make no différence.

Sure it does...makes a lot of difference.

You know, when I came in here last night...

And you shared your food with those hungry hyenas...

And you fed me...why it got under my skin.

Deep!

In your spirit.

All night long, I was thinkin' and dreamin' of...

Of how I could show my appreciation.

And when I woke up this morning...

It come to me just like that!

What is this..this...

Come to you like that?

That's the idea!

The idea of how I could show my appreciation.

You know...you ain't had much pleasure outta this war.

So I decided...

I'd sing for you.

You decided to make me happy with sing, eh?

Sure.

Well I decide...

Not to make listen for sing!

Thanks baby...all I needed was a little encouragement.

You and I are never left alone...

On a set or tee...mostly privacy...

Every sweetheart that the world has known...

For to find some day...

The perfect hideaway...

Just you...just me...

Let's find a cosy spot...

To cuddle and coo...

You're a doll...

You're sweet...

I've missed an awful lot...

My trouble is you.

Oh dear, what are your charms for?...

What are my arms for?...

Use your imagination...

I'll tie a lover's knot...

Around wonderful you.

Doncha think there's a lotta meaning in that?

No...always the American soldier sing that song.

He sing it to lots of girls.

I know that song!

Do ya?

Sing it for me will ya?

Just you...just me...

I'll be look for see, but...

We'll cuddle and coo...

Just us....just we...

I missed an awful lot...

My trouble is you.

Oh dear, what are your charms for?

What are your arms for?

To use a pick and shovel!

Just you..No!...Just me...

This world would be just fine...

So nice...WITHOUT YOU!

Aw...listen, baby...

You've got me all wrong.

You know...

When they bury me and they fire that big salute over me...

Every man in the army's gonna say...

Call it one girl at a time.

I bet you my life you got 20 girl on that big town corner...

Second Forty Street.

Is it possible I can be so misunderstood?

I'm gonna tell you a secret.

You know what a secret is, dontcha?

Something you cannot tell to very many.

The day I arrived...right out here in this courtyard...

There was only one girl in the whole world...

that I cared for.

Oh, that is the bunk!

No it ain't.

A girl back in the States...

She was crazy for me.

And I was crazy for her.

And then...

I saw you!

But first you saw my pig!

Aw...forget that, will ya?

Then I saw you, and I said to myself...

Mary...

You're out!

I'm sorry kid, but you're out.

Who is this Mary?

Well this may seem like a rotten thing for me to do...

But I can't carry her picture around with me

now that I've met you.

Picture?

Yeah, her snapshot.

Snapshot?

Je ne comprend pas.

That ain't her.

That's the girl from New Chateau

There she is.

How do you like that?

Comme elle est belle!

Les jolies cheveux.

Yeah, I always tell her that, too.

What mean this? "Very truly yours..."

"Mary Pickford!"

Oh that...that means...

I'm the only guy in her life.

That is very nice.

Oh, but you are not so much up.

No?

No.

I have American sweetie, too.

- You have? - Oui.

Who is he?

Douglas Fairbanks!

You get out of here. I have enough of you! Allez! Really...get out!

I have listen more than enough!

Oh, I am very sorry!

I have hurt you?

You ain't done nothin' else ever since I met ya.

First it's my heart... Now it's my hand.

Well, heart...it can be fixed.

But the 'and...Oh, that is too bad, m'sieur.

Then you ARE sorry?

Even if you DON'T like me.

I have not say I do not like you.

Then we can be friends?

I didn't mean that!

I mean real, good friends?

A girl that I could come to and lay my tired head on her shoulder...

And say "Oh, Mama...talk nice to Daddy"

Daddy's tired.

You could do that couldn't you?

Oui!

I don't mean that!

Gee, if you'd only give me a little chance to show ya.

What a friend I could be to you.

You 'ave a look in the eye which tell me...

That I go quick!

Good morning, mam'selle.

I'd like a word with you...

that is if you're not too occupied.

Oh, on the contraire, m'sieur.

I am pulling my time away.

I'm going to give you the honor of cooking for a general.

Oh, m'sieur, so sorry I am ...

but the roast pig...I 'ave no more.

What about that pig I see around here all the time?

Anatole is not what you call a piggish pig.

Anatole is personal friend to us.

Anatole is buddy to my children.

But if I pay you?

No, m'sieur!

What the children think of me if I roast their buddy...eh?

It's for the children you are doing it...

Think of all the nice things you can buy them with this money.

Oui! I could buy shoes for François...

Dress for Nanette...

And pants for Jacques...

Non! non!

Well, if you love the pig more than you do the children...

There's nothing I can do about it.

I'll give you 200 francs.

200 francs!

That's $28 in our money.

Go quick, m'sieur, before my heart make me change my mind.

Quick!

Oh, m'sieur...vite...vite!

Don't regret giving in my dear...

After all, I have made it worth your while, haven't I?

But the children...what they think of me?!

Don't tell them...

They're much too young to understand, anyhow.

Oh, but I feel so shame.

Ashamed...why should you feel ashamed?

Why, you did it in a good cause.

Oui, m'sieur...I have do it for the children

That's right, mam'selle...for the children!

Au revoir!

Au revoir, m'sieur.

Marianne!

Why you look so black in face?

I suppose you had a good time with that MP animal!

I was see him on business!

Business, eh? I've heard it called that before.

Sorry I won ya war for ya.

Ah...you 'ave the green eye!

You are jaloux!

Me?...Jealous of a dame who plays around with MPs?

What you mean, "play around"?

You think I am dirty because I am French girl, eh?

You think I am like that?

You think I am not the straight out?

You think I make double-cross on uniform with him?

I am not the girl from New Chateau

I love 'ere!

You have the nerve develop!

You are the low-brow!

And you are much mistook!

I am not gipsy for you all army.

Do not try to make of me what you think I am.

I am girl which is altogether.

I am not loose.

You got me?

Oh sure, baby...I gotta believe you.

Oh, no...you don't got to believe me.

But if you don't believe me, you can go to...

Where the devil is!

But I don't have to go...

because I do believe ya!

Just you, just me...

I'll tie a lover's knot...

Around wonderful you.

Pourquoi cuis-tu Anatole?

C'est à cause de la guerre.

Evening mam'selle!

Allez à la salle à manger.

Here...let me help ya.

Bless him!

Why, that smells good!

Like...June roses!

Is no June rose...is pig.

You sure know the way to a man's heart.

Through his stomach.

I guess you're right about that.

Certainly was nice of you to cook this for me.

No!

I'm only gonna taste it!

No...no...it is for Lieutenant Frane.

Lieutenant Frane!?

Oui.

You mean that doll-faced MP?

Oh, he is?

Say, who do you think won this war, anyway?

I...me...moi!

I winna 'la guerre'!

All American soldier say "Who you think winna 'la guerre'?"

Me!...Moi!...Bah!

Now listen, if you don't let me cut a good chunk outta that animal...

I'll know you were only ribbin' me this morning.

I'll know you like that MP better than you do me.

For sure I like!

He no want to make me give him something I no want to give.

Oh, he don't, eh?

Well the question is... what have you give 'im?

M'sieur...you insult me!

Get out of here!

I don't want to see you no more.

Oh, listen, will ya...

There is the lieutenant now.

You hear me?...Go away!

Oui, m'sieur MP!

MP! You know what that means don't ya?

My Pig!

Get that!

Oh look!

So she cooked you a pig!

Well, boy...you gettin' along all right!

Oh, give us an invitation to your dinner!

No I'm gonna ask my dinner out to you.

Here, take this, Sammy...

Oh, wait a minute...I'll eat it, but I wouldn't handle it!

Let me handle it...

In the barn...I'll be there in a minute.

Hey! Save me a wing!

Sorry to stir this along, mam'selle, but the general is very hungry.

My pig!

Where is my pig?

I took him!

YOU took him?

Why for you take my pig?

Quick...the lieutenant he wait... you get me my pig...quick...

Let 'im wait!

Oh, but you do not understand, m'sieur...

He has paid me money for this pig.

He paid you money?!

Oh, oui, monsieur...

It is the most money we have in the world.

I buy shoes for François...

dress for Nanette...

pants for Jacques...

and a pottie for Sylvestre.

Oh, gee babe, I didn't know he'd paid you money.

Why, I'll get it back for you, tout de suite!

Now you just wait here a minute.

Oh, Mon Dieu!

Jusqu'au je veux sel!

Why all this delay?

Oh, m'sieur le général...

So sorry I am!

Anatole...he run away before I finish roasting him.

Anatole?...Who's he?

Oh, he was such great friend, m'sieur.

But when I try to cook him...

It break his heart.

And...he disappear.

Disappear?...Has the girl gone mad?

Lieutenant...was this young woman in actual possession of a pig?

Oui, m'sieur...he live here with me.

Why, I knew the pig as a suckling, sir.

I'm not asking for your reminiscences, lieutenant...

I'm merely trying to find out if we had a pig here for dinner.

Oh, yes, sir...why I smelled him just before you came in sir.

I beg your pardon.

Pardon me, General.

Certainly.

Now see here, young lady... just what became of that pig?

Well, it was like this, you see...

Just where did you last see him?

Well...

He was sitting on his plate.

Sitting on his plate?

A fine place for a pig to sit!

And where is the pig now?

Oh, m'sieur...he was so fright that are not to be served...

such a great general.

That...he run away.

And where did he run to?

Maybe he run to American boys.

Oh...so the battalion quartered here is responsible

for the disappearance of the general's dinner, eh?

Oh, no, m'sieur!

It is what you call a...one-man job!

Who is that one man?

Oh, no man, m'sieur... no man at all.

Indeed!

Then whom do you suspect?

How I know?

You must have some idea.

Near here...very old farm...

Full of the thing which return...

The thing in the long white shirt...

The big ghost!

Oh, so it was the ghost who ate the pig, eh?

Exactement!

Now is all clear!

Just as clear as mud!

I'm sorry, we must be going, lieutenant.

But, General...I...

You invite me to dinner, and all I get is the "Tale of a Pig", eh?

Please sir, let me apologize.

It's alright, lieutenant...

We'll probably get something at headquarters.

And then we have no ghost who is fond of roast pig.

Oh, but let me assure you sir...

Very, very funny!

Oh, je suis minable.

Oh, je suis minable!

Marianne!

I got there too late!

I had to battle those guys even to get this much back.

Oh, I'm sorry!

Oh you...

This is all a little game for you.

Why you laugh at me, practically eh?

Why you give them my pig, eh?

Now in all this trouble you got me!

Oh, gee...we didn't know it was the general's dinner!

Gee, I wouldn't have done that to you!

Oh..."Gee! Gee! Gee! Gee!"...

I 'ate you!

Go away!

Arrest this time...I get you shot!

Oh, listen...!

Well...so help me, Pershing!

So it was you, you New Jersey hick!

Go a little easy with that stuff... The war's over!

Yeah...well with you it's just beginning!

No, no, no...please!

Do not make the fight!

This one have not steal the pig.

- He didn't, eh? - No...

Because if he steal the pig, he would eat everything.

He bring something back!

Oh, so that's it... You're both framing me.

I suppose the money I gave to you, you gave to him.

One day, lieutenant...when you and me are back in civvies...

I'm gonna meet you, and when I do...

I won't forget that crack.

Is that so?!

Well, just now, you're wearing a uniform.

What to do...eh?

I guess it's alright... I probably deserve it.

Arrest that man...throw him in the guardhouse.

I'll be over and prepare...

On your way, buddy!

Do not take him!

Wait a minute!

What they do to him...?

I hope they hang him.

Hang him?!

You are mad with him...eh?

Because you think he have liked me, eh?

And because you know I have liked him, eh?

Well, that's why you want to get him shoot, eh?

What he have do to you, eh?

He have steal the pig which you have pay for the dinner, eh?

Well, now...I give you back your money, eh?

And the dinner... she's not yours, eh?

You have no more to fight about the dinner, eh?

So, here is your 200 francs.

Now, what your kick is...eh?

My kick is that I was ever foolish enough to have anything to do with you.

Which is the same from me to you!

We just came in the "nick o' teen."

Show!

J'ai trop fort!

Il a m'occupé de m'apprend mon argent!

Deux fois en!

Voleur!

Salaud pig!

Oh, mon petit cochon!

J'ai pris ta vie, mon petit cochon

Ai-je un remplaçant?

They pay 200 francs.

Si je l'attrape, ce soldat...

Il devrait être en prison.

Hang him!...What I care?

Je crois je pourrais le tue!

Peut-être qu'il le faire, le général.

I cannot wait any longer for my little pig.

Les étoiles ont diminué sur mon cochon.

Ne jamais venir ici à nouveau.

Manger!

La guerre est fini!

Je suis malheureuse!

Oh, Mon Dieu...Mon Dieu...Mon Dieu!

Oh, mon petit cochon.

J'ai sacrifié ce pauvre petit cochon.

Oh my poor Anatole!

It is much better if you were born a mice!

Maybe she's right.

Now that that egg has gone to the jug...

Who's going to get Mama?

I don't know...I feel kinda sorry for her.

But after all...I'm single...I'm healthy...

Hey...hey...hey!

I'm not over here with a lot of relatives.

I'm alone, too.

Listen, you!... Soapy, I don't know you.

I never did with you anything.

My meeting with you was compulsory.

Look at this suit!

Yeah, but look here... now it's Louisville...

Everybody for himself.

I don't want to be fighting with you

I make it a small game...quick.

Tell me how many fingers I have behind my back...

And you can win!

How many?

What do you mean...digits?

Fingers.

How many?

Two!

Three!

You lost!

Hey, listen...

We can't settle anything with 2 or 3 fingers.

Let's fold them up and go outside and tear each other up.

Soapie...you know I'm a sick fella.

Besides...we're friends...we're pals...

Just the same as we were when we went over the top...

We'll go together...partners.

50-50!

All settled!

Oh baby, don't you cry...

Because here's coming to you the biggest kind of happiness.

We are going to making you happiness to the biggest extension...

to the highest degree...

and the largest capacity.

We will singing and dancing for you!

And all you have to do is the cooking for us...eh?

Maybe she's deaf and dumb.

Go ahead...play some music... we'll wake her up!

Hot music, boy!

Oh honey...it's so funny... The way I feel with you.

Start heavin' because I'm leaving...

A love that should be due.

Your kiss would be revelation...

So put a few in circulation...

Stop stallin'...begin fallin'...

The way I fell for you.

Hang on...hang on to me...

I'd like to hang you on my family tree.

We gotta get together...

Better start in now.

You're over there...I'm over here...

Come over closer and lend me your ear.

We gotta get together...

Better start in now.

You've gone around...never found

Just what you've been looking for.

Now that you're here, tell me how could I ask for more.

You've got the charms... I've got the love...

Here in my arms will fit like a glove...

We gotta get together...

You better hang on to me.

Salt hangs on to pepper...

Scotchmen hang on to dough...

The fleas hang on to Airedales...

And the shah hangs to his throne.

Hot dogs hang to mustard...

Ham hangs on to eggs...

Flies hang on the fly-paper...

Gardens hang on today...

So hang on to me...hang on to me...

[non-verbal song]

Oh, my poor Stagg!

Hey, what's the matter with you?

Can't you see I'm breaking my feet in pieces?

And here I am teasin' my tonsils!

Whatsa matter with you?

Can't you expectorate that man outta your mind?

Oh, I wonder what they do to him.

Oh, listen baby, don't cry over him

He ain't worth it and after all you'll never see him again...

And if you do, by the time you do see him,

he'll have whiskers down here like a Santa Claus.

Sure...they gonna hang him.

He's in there from now til hereafter.

You know what they gonna do with him?

No

They gonna put him in one of them damp calabooses...

where the rats is gonna gnaw on him.

The rats is going to eating him?

Sure.

In pieces?

Without any bread.

Goodbye!

You mean they will put him in the caboose

On bread and water...

With rats with long white whisker?

Then they 'ang him because 'e 'ave no clothes?

Oh, I must save him...

Come here...

Where you goin'?

I go to see the general.

A dame can't get in to see a general.

You gotta have scrambled eggs on your shoulder...

You gotta be a officer.

Oh, maybe not such a hard thing.

Any old kind of officer...as long as you're a officer.

It's all right!

I go find me an officer.

You go find one.

What are you chasing her around for?

What are you pickin' on me for?

You shouldn't 've told her she could go see an officer...

Just when I was gettin' ready to kiss her.

But you started the whole thing.

Who started with the rats.

Well, I said somethin' about the rats, but you put the whiskers on 'em.

"You put the whiskers"

You're higgorant!

You're a absolute pig!

I'll prove it to you!

I got a new address too...in New Chateau

And another thing...I'm going alone.

This is Louisville... Every people for himself.

Alone.

Aw...Sam!...

Let me go along, too.

Will ya?

Sure!

Come on!

Well?

There's a Frog lieutenant out here to see the general, sir.

What's his name?

Henri Dubois François Georges Joseph Anatole Dubonnet...

That's enough!

Sounds like a cocktail.

I don't know who he is.

What shall I tell him, sir?

What's he want?

If I could understand him sir, I wouldn't have bothered you sir.

Alright, send him in!

Lieutenant Dubonnet!

What's your business?

This is for the general.

I am one of his most dear friends.

Oh, you are? Well that's startling news.

I didn't know he had any.

Oh, oui...he have like me very much.

And I 'ave like 'im very much.

We are what you call... "most intimate."

I'm beginning to understand.

So you and the general are great friends, eh?

Oui.

You didn't meet him at the front?

No m'sieur, I have meet him at the back.

I have meet him here in the village.

The sly old fox.

Now you will let me see the general, eh?

You're a cute little devil, whoever you are.

I don't suppose you'd even look at a mere major.

I am look at you now.

You haven't a nice little friend, have you?

One that wears a uniform as nicely as you do.

And has such nice white hands.

It was your feet that gave you away, my dear!

The feet are give away?

No!

The feet is good.

Now suppose you tell me what you we’re going to tell the general, eh?

Non!...I will see ze général.

Oh...tell it to me!

With you I am ticklish!

Russart!

What the devil does all this mean?

Well it's a call sir, for you... a personal call sir.

I'm not in... Leave the room, young man.

Oui, m'sieur!

Here, I say, he's gone into my room!

I thought that's what you wanted sir!

What do you mean?!

Now, young man, state your business!

Though from what I've seen out there, I don't think I should listen to it.

Oh, mon general...please!

Not in THIS army!

Oh, mon general... now you make the listen, eh?

Regardez!

Oh, I see!

You come here disguised to tell me something about the major.

I won't listen to it...

I won't listen to it, do you hear?

If the major has gotten himself into trouble...let him get out of it.

Oh no!...Oh please, mon général!

Please!...HE is not in trouble!

No?

No.

I am in trouble!

What!...Worse than I thought!

Now, see here...

Oh, m'sieur....look at me again...

You do not recognise me?

You're not the lady from New Chateau?

Oh, no m'sieur.

Then who the devil are you?

Now see here...not one cent!

Last night...

Last night?

You must be mistaken... I was playing bridge.

Last night they steal my pig.

Your dinner!

What?

I am the one!

Oh, well upon my word, I never would have recognised you.

What do you want?

Well, you see, poor Stagg...

They have put him in the 'cabbaloose'.

Oh, you will 'elp 'im, please!

What's he charged with?

He charged with one roast pig.

Oh, so he's the young rascal who stole my dinner, eh?

Well I'll keep him in the guardhouse so long

that he'll forget that there's ever been a war.

The young rascal.

All I make is clear...

Stagg is one doughboy... and 'e 'ave no dough.

And Marianne very sad because 'e's 'ungry.

Lieutenant Frane, he pay me to kill 'im.

Lieutenant Frane paid you to kill private Stagg?

Oh, no, no m'sieur...

Not Stagg...Anatole!

But I forget the marshal... and I give the pig to Stagg.

And now he is gnaw by rat.

With long white whisker.

And 'e 'ave no Santa Claus.

Is it all clear?

As clear as midnight!

When a private can get a girl like you to say all that for him...

He's an ornament to the army.

Oh, merci, m'sieur.

Look up the case of the young private who was arrested in the village last night

and see that he's returned to his command.

- Yes sir - Just a moment!

Order out my car...this young person will accompany you.

Yes, sir!

I beg your pardon.

Vous êtes très gentil!

Vous êtes un merveil!

Oh, you are one swell guy!

You are one grand fellow!

I throw myself at your head!

I eat you up! I tell the world!

The car is waiting, sir.

Oh, m'sieur will recognise me.

What I do, eh?

What are you la-la-ing about?

I make myself funny like you.

What's it all about?

I don't know...I told you before...here...

Get in.

Me in the general's rattle trap?

Yes, you in the general's car.

What's it all about?

I dunno, some Frog lieutenant had you sprung.

Frog 'loot'? I don't know no Frog 'loot'.

You'll know him all right.

Say, Mick...here he comes now.

Excuse me, lieutenant, for not thankin' ya.

I'm so darned sore!... Throwin' me in the jug!

That MP!

If hadn't been for him, they wouldn't 've jammed me.

Oh, excuse me...you don't know what I'm talkin' about.

Sure...I know what you are talk about.

Yeah?

How's that?

Well...

It was like this...

Your friend from Second Forty Street...

New York...

They have tell me not your fault.

So they 'ave ask me to go to the general...

and see if 'e can 'elp you make the getout.

Oh, so that's how it was, eh?

You went to the bat for me for what my friends said, eh?

Sure.

Well, that makes everything fine.

Have a nail, Lieutenant?

No, m'sieur.

I prefer cigars.

Well, now...ain't that lucky!

I got a couple of 'em.

Swiped 'em outta the sergeant's pocket.

Go on!

Take it!

Won't hurt ya.

You 'ave got the match, I 'ope not.

I've got a match you "hope not"?

Plenty of 'em.

Hold still, will ya...

Or I'll burn ya whiskers.

Well now that you know all about that pig-stealing business...

Oui m'sieur.

And you're the kind of man I think you are...

Oui m'sieur.

Oui m'sieur.

Is two men driving this car, or one?

You better give me that cigar, lieutenant...

There's only one driver and there's only one car.

No matter what you think, we're goin' straight down that road.

That's good...I think maybe we are turn around and go back.

To get back to that story, y'know...

Gee, you young officers are soft... don't you take no exercise?

Sure.

But you don't take enough...

Look at me...look at that bunch of fives!

Look at this!

Here...get a load of this!

Look at this.

Get a load o' this!

Get a load of.....

Well...

My boy...

I think maybe you will not steal more pig, eh?

Gee!...I wasn't sore at goin' to the jug for stealin' a pig!

But I made the sweetest girl cry.

Oh...the sweetest girl I ever knew.

You have so many...

which one is this, eh?

Her name's Marianne.

She owned the pig.

That's what hurt me so when I knew I'd got her in trouble.

How you make me laugh!

You excuse me please... this laugh I must have it.

All right...go ahead... Have a good one!

Hey, I gotta get out here.

Hey, driver let me out here, will ya?

Well, lieut!...So long!

See ya later!

Bonjour!

Hey!...

Say, Lieutenant...

Next time ya see that girl, will ya tell her I love her?

Love her better than anything on earth.

She will not want to hear it...

After all these problem which you 'ave caused 'er.

That's the way with us men...

We always hurt the people we love most.

But sometimes...

we try to be worth it.

M'sieur...you have insulted a French officer.

Well, if you still wanna be a Frog 'loot'...OK!

Hey, fellas!

Hello good-lookin'... what's wrong with YOU?

Marianne wouldn't let him inside the house since he came back.

Well I don't blame her.

She don't want any jail-birds around here corruptin' her kids.

Ain't it lucky you monkeys found a hand organ.

Oh, we didn't find it.

We were walkin' down the street over here...

The man what we bought it from wasn't looking!

And let me give you a tipoff, kid...

It's no use for you to go in there to sing to Marianne...

Because we have the exclusive rights to serenading her.

Never leave your girl with an Ital...ian

Go and grab yourself a tin cup, and you'll do OK.

C'mon...let's make happiness.

Oh, Nanette...

Voolay voo...

Can you tell me where Marianne is?

Marianne fait la lessive dans le ruisseau.

Thanks a lot.

Hello!

Busy, eh?

Am I not always busy, m'sieur?

Sure...I just said that to be talkin'.

You know...I like you a lot better in your own clothes.

And I like you better when you are not so close.

You don't mean that, Honey!

I do not, eh?

You are funny one.

Always making what you call the kidding.

That's the very thing of it Marianne...I ain't.

I was, yeah...

But yesterday. somehow...

With us gettin' ready to leave, and all...

Gee...I've got an awful queer feelin'.

Maybe you have drink too much.

Now YOU're kiddin'.

You're just doin' it coz you don't want to listen to me.

Ain't that so?

I am too busy, m'sieur... I have no time to make the kidding.

You've gotta listen, do you hear!

You've gotta!

Coz I ain't foolin' now.

I love you!

I love you.

You hear me?

Sure I 'ave 'ear you... Am I blind?

I didn't know at first... I mean I wasn't sure.

Coz I never been in love before.

Honest I haven't.

How laugh you make me.

You tell it to every girl you see.

Sure I did.

And knew I was lyin' when I said it to 'em.

Now it's on the level...you hear me... It's on the level.

I love you...and I ain't goin' away without you.

No, not that...

You must not do this.

You will go when the soldier of your country go.

And I...?

I will stay here where I am alone.

And when you get back to that Second Forty Street...

many girl will meet you and say...

"Hello Stagg!"

"You 'ave nice time with French girl at the war?"

Quit it, you hear! Quit it!

You can't fool me!

You can't fool yourself!

You're in love with me.

O, Marianne...what's wrong?

No Stagg, please.

Tell me...what's the matter?

Listen, you hear that?

It is like the voice of someone who tell me I am bad girl for like you.

Why, what do you mean?

That song...it tell me just now to tell me no.

But what's the song got to do with it?

This song has the same name as I have...Marianne.

In the war before she start...

a boy sing this song to me.

And he ask me to wait until he come back.

And you?

I have give the promise.

Wear the ring which he have give.

Where is he now?

They tell me he was tooken prisoner one year ago.

Gee...then he'll be comin' home soon.

Why didn't you tell me before?

I am like you, Stagg.

I think it not so seriously.

And besides...

I am forget!

You think that's gonna make any difference?

Oh, you mean that?

You got an idea...

Just coz some other guy's in love with you, I'm gonna quit?

I been fightin' over here a year and a half...

No, Stagg, please not to make the fight.

Listen...I will kill him, too.

My Marianne, will you remember me?

All the time...while I'm...away?

Oh, my Marianne, I hope you will keep for me

Each caress of yesterday.

Deep in my 'eart I 'old you, tenderly...

I know that you...that you will be true to me, chèrie...

And so when I am gone...

I'll carry on...

My darling Marianne...

for...you.

Yeah...I know that song...I'd forgotten.

Wouldn't it mean the same if I sang it to you?

The words could be mine, just as well as his, couldn't they?

My Marianne, will you remember me?

All the time while I'm away?

My Marianne, I hope you'll keep for me

Each caress of yesterday.

Deep in my heart I hold you, tenderly...

I know that you are true to me, chèrie...

And so when I am gone...

I'll carry on...

My darling Marianne...

for...you.

You see...anyone can sing the song...

But ANYONE can't love you like I do.

You're mine...

And the whole French army couldn't take you away from me!

No, Stagg...

Then must I take myself away from you.

When one knows what is the duty...

Which is the honest thing to do...

Then nothing else...

Oh, Marianne!

No, Stagg, no...you must not see me again.

Not see you again?

No.

Holy gee, kid! How can you ask that?

Just this guy you ain't seen in 4 years!

Just because he made you promise!

No Stagg...Marianne have make the promise.

Marianne will keep it.

You will shake the 'and?

If you cannot...

Then that is good for me also.

Though I will say...

Au revoir!

I wish you much happiness.

Much...happiness!

Marianne!

You know...we're shovin' off for home tomorra...

...and these boys are givin' you all these presents to remember 'em by.

But I lost all my money in a crap game.

So I'm gonna give you somethin' for the future.

When you get married... if you have a little boy...

When he grows up, give him this address in New Chateau

Believe me you should know the girl from New Chateau..

Her lips to kiss 'n' this is my ambition...

She got a chicken named Marcel

And this girl spends her days

By gettin' up at 6 in the morning

To watch how Marcel lays.

Believe me you should know

the girl from New Chateau..

and oh, how she cooks gefilte Fisch!

Boys, I wanna tell you about this girl...

While we were here, fighting for democracy...

We all was making us a crisis...

Didn't we all was showing the right spirit.

Now, I'll tell you how she cooks gefilte Fisch!

She takes the pole, on the pole is a hook...

On the hook is a worm... she puts it in the water...

Gets a nibble...pulls up the fish...

Cleans off the scales, cleans inside...

Cuts of the head, cuts off the tail...

Over here is the head... over here is the tail...

She puts them all together...

And Oh................

Believe me you should know

the girl from New Chateau...

We're friends, so why should she be my wife?!

Julie-Fifi met a fellow, Julie-Fifi fell in love...

Julie-Fifi do much spooning

While the moon shone from above.

They say goodnight at dawning

An 'e go on 'is way...

Julie-Fifi in the morning

Would think it close of day.

Do I love more, bébé?

Does he love his chèri?

What can the answer be?

Oo-la-la-la-la!

I take 'im to the door...

We stand an hour or more...

And do we know what for?

Oo-la-la-la-la!

My spine to go like this... My 'eart to go like that...

My 'ead goes spinning in a trance...

I could holler "Vive la France."

At 12, he joke with me...

At 1, he serve me tea...

And then from 2 to 3...

Oo-la-la-la-la!

Sing like Maurice Chevalier!

I 'ave no straw 'at!

Every little breeze seems to whisper "Louise."

A bird in the trees seems to twitter "Louise."

Each little rose

Tells me I that I adore you.

Every little beat that I feel in my heart,

Seems to repeat, What I knew from the start,

Each little sigh

Tells me that I adore you, Louise.

Just to see and hear you

Brings joy I never knew.

But to be so near you,

Thrills me through and through.

Everyone can see why I wanted your kiss,

It had to be, but the wonder is this:

Can it be true,

Someone like you could love me, Louise?

We have all day to doubt...

My heart it jump about...

Boy, if my wife finds out...

Oo-la-la-la-la!

Sing a Sarah Bernhardt song!

In the French way?

I will try.

Oh, wait a minute!

Look, blondie...why don't you give a Yankee a break.

I will sing it like the American doughboy.

When I see my sugar... I get a lump in my throat

Marianne, please... I can't keep quiet no longer.

Maybe this guy won the war too... I can't help it.

Maybe you said you'd wait for him... I can't help that.

No, no Stagg...please!

I'll stay here til that guy comes back...

and fight it out with 'im fair and square..

I love ya better than he ever could...

Tell me you love me most!

Oh, I not hear what you say.

That's because my heart's beatin' so loud.

Even more than when we went over the top.

André!

Marianne...

Oh, Marianne...

Quelle joie!

Quelle joie, chèrie!

Ma belle!

Keep quiet, we're gettin' ready... what's the matter with you

I don't believe it, anyway.

Well, come on you guys.

Snap into it!

It won't be long before you'll be chuckin' that Statue of Liberty under the chin.

Sergeant, I got a weak heart...

Tell me, is it the truth?

Yes! On the level this time... We're goin' home!

Oh, that's the nicest thing you said in the whole war.

What are you tryin' to do...

make us homesick for France, before we even leave?

Hey...Sammy!

- Come 'ere... - What?

Look at that.

What is it?

That is the fella...that is the real fella

of the gal that Stagg thought he was the fella of.

Au revoir.

Oh look, they got with him a 'pritzer'.

A 'pritzer'...what makes marriaging.

My guess they're going to get marriaged right away.

No, no...Marianne won't get married until the battalion’s gone.

Why?

You see, well, Marianne don't want to make the battalion cry.

Look at Stagg...there is coming out of his eyes water.

Hey! If you guys don't lay off me...

somebody 'll get a sock right in the puss!

Now get that!

Oh, what are you foolin' around with another guy's gal, then?

Take me...I wouldn't do a thing like that...

If I was goin' with a girl... well, take me...

Oh will somebody take 'im out... get 'im outta here.

What's the matter with you?

Why don't you lay off o' Stagg and me?

If we want to cry over a gal... we'll cry over her.

What are you buttin' in?

Oh, so you and him have got the same girl, eh?

Alright, go ahead, you'll be arrested for bigamy.

"Bigger me?" Why she's even littler than him.

Who's cryin', anyway?

Well Marianne was cryin' when I bid her goodbye...

Did she cry when YOU bid her goodbye?

I didn't bid her goodbye.

What's the matter, you scared?

Scared...scared of what?

I'll show you if I'm scared or not.

Hey, what's the matter with you?

Que vous-êtes tendre!

Gentil pour moi, Marianne.

Que vous-êtes bonne!

Merci, André.

Qui vient?

Qui est là, Marianne?

C'est un soldat américain.

I've come to pay my respects before we shove off, mam'selle.

I think maybe you not come.

I think maybe you forget.

Who could forget?

La belle France!

Ah, the Américain... he has learned to love la France, eh?

Who could help loving her?

Is he the sergeant, or one of the men?

He is the doughboy who won the war.

mam'selle's kiddin' me.

What does he look like?

To me he looks just right.

His shoulder just broad enough for American girl to park on.

And 'is eyes...

'iding be'ind them is the twinkle.

Which 'is tongue make joke about.

Oh...you...

You describe him...well.

My platoon's waitin', sir... I gotta say goodbye.

Oh, wait...one minute.

I wish to shake you by the hand before you go.

Here is Monsieur Stagg, André.

Oh, so it is Monsieur Stagg?

Marianne has told me much of your... kindness to her and the orphans.

I'll be balled out if I don't go, sir.

Oh, one little favor, first.

Marianne has such a high opinion of you, monsieur...

It is possible that you might influence her.

Me, sir?

Will you try, monsieur...

It will be the greatest kindness you could do her.

Persuade her not to waste her life on one

who can be only a...

a burden.

I love André.

Please 'elp me to make 'im understand.

I want to be with 'im, always.

Marianne...there are so many kinds of love.

There is friendship...

and there is...

There is pity.

I love you...I love you with all my 'eart.

Oh, Marianne, now I believe you...

Never have I heard you say it like that before.

Now I know you love me.

They're pagin' me...I gotta go.

Goodbye, sir.

Goodbye ma'am...

mam'selle....goodbye

Hey, soldier...get in line here!

Do you expect us to sit down and wait for you?

Attention...detail....quick march!

France shall always remember them, eh Marianne?

Oui, André.

France shall always remember.

How I wish I were able to see them!

They sound so happy.

They are happy, André.

They are going back to their town called Second Forty Street.

You will miss them, Marianne?

Oh, André, they have been so kind to me.

André!...They are going now.

They are forming in line.

André, they are looking at us!

André, sing something to them!

Wave to them!

Bon voyage, mes amis! Bon voyage!

Goodbye, my friends...goodbye!

I wish you much 'appiness!

Much happiness.

Much, much happ...

OK, Charlie I'll see ya in the morning.

Take that truck down to the garage.

Boy oh boy, we sure did wreck that last home.

I tell ya, we just tore it asunder.

We took everything but the hole...

And we'd o' took that, but it was full o' dirt.

Yeah.

Well, hello my partners!

Hi ya, boy!

Well...how are we getting along with our work?

How are WE getting along with the work?

I'm the only one that works round here...

YOU don't do anything... you just dress up!

Listen, without my brains, this company is nothin'.

I'm the teller!

You're the what?

I'm the teller... I tell you what to do...

and you do it.

That's how I make the money. Any mail?

Yeah...there's some over here.

I'm expecting some cheques.

So what's the matter with you guys?

Can't you open a letter?

I didn't have time.

Oh, you didn't, eh?

Here's one I been waiting 6 months for... a cheque from that guy.

And if it isn't cleared, I'll drop down dead, I'm telling you.

Look at cheque...a pleasure.

La de da de da de la Marianne...

Another cheque...we're catching...

Shut up, will ya!

What's the matter with you?

Nix on singin' that song!

Can you 'imanage' that?

He's crazy, I guess...been that way for a long time.

He must be crazy... of something here...

I'm makin' money for the concern... these cheques...money that's gettin' in...

What I should do...cry or something?

I'll sing!

Hey...since when are we wrecking homes in France?

What are you talking about?

Well, if the letter's got a French stamp and says something " bymca".

That's not bymca, that's Y.M.C.A.

Boy, look at that thing...looks like it's been all over the world.

Been on one of those Cook's dee-tours.

Who's it for?

It's for me.

It's for you? Who's it from?

It's from Marianne.

Marianne? The French girl?

Oh, see already what it says inside.

It says

My much dear Stagg...

I burst with sadness and happiness to write you.

My fiancé André, who is finest man what lives

with eyes which no longer see

still sees inside our hearts

He decide to give his life to Le Bon Dieu. [God]

Hey, who's Lee Bondoo?

He has become the priest.

Oh, that's nice, a priest is nice.

Yeah, in the monastery?

So I sell my farm and I arrive Second Forty Street on May 15.

Because I want just you for just me.

Boy, she's coming!

It's wonderful!

Where you going?

I'm goin' to that boat!

Wait a minute, let him alone... let him go down and meet his gal!

Well I don't want to butt in with him...

It's coming a French ship, ain't it?

On a French boat, there's French people...

Well she's ain't the only one... there's coming thousands of people.

Well Soapie look at me.

Can't you guess who may be on the ship?

That dame from New Chateau!

I'll get my hat.

Save me a wing!

Monsieur Stagg!

Marianne!

No, Sam, that's no place for you!