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He's not picking up.

Who's Emrik?

A guy at work.

I'm not an idiot.

I work with people, too. I know stuff can happen between colleagues.

And that being said...

You're not the only one who's been led into temptation.

Just so you know.

What is that supposed to mean?

I'm just saying.

-What are you doing here? -Relax.

Don't tell me to relax! Look at me.

What did you take? Tell me. I promise I won't get angry.

Is it...

Are you buying shoes? Is this about the fucking shoes?

We spoke about this. It's not my fault you never listen.

Why don't you answer your phone?

I should've answered, but I have your phone and it sucks.

But you can take pictures with it.

Very funny.

-Let's go home. -No way.

-You're coming with us. -No!

-Mons. -Quit ordering me around.

At least we know where he is now.

Here, take my phone. And come straight home after this.

If you're doing drugs, I'll kill you.

I agree, this can't continue any longer.

-No, this isn't working. -No. So what do we do?

Try therapy?

Can't we just talk to each other and be honest?

We don't need a therapist for that.

Would you like to start?

Me? Right now?

We won't be able to sleep anyway.

We've broken up, had sex and gotten back together within an hour, so...

I don't think that was me.

In the back of the Toyota?

I guess I'll start.

As I said, I've been led into temptation.

I'm not proud of it, but it is how it is. So...

If feels good to get it off my chest.

-Who is it? -That's not important.

Is it anyone specific? Or several?

-Are you on Tinder? -Tinder? No, no.

OK. It's someone at work.

Her name is Aleksandra. Really, she's way too young for me.

I'm practically old enough to be her dad.

And you've cheated with her?

Technically, I didn't cheat.

But there's been some tension there, I won't lie.

There's been plenty of tension, if I'm being honest.

So if you're still wondering what I jerk off too,

it's not just you.

But nothing's happened?

Technically not.

-No kissing? Nothing? -No.

So it's really just something you've pictured in your mind?

I've been focused on other things, yes.

Rather than thinking about what's important,

which is you, Mons and how we can improve things.

That was a betrayal, and I apologize for that.

What about you? Who's Emrik?

I've been selling pictures of myself on the internet.

Pornographic images which I've charged for.

I never showed my face. It was mostly boobs,

my vagina and my ass. Emrik's been helping me.

Right...

-Hi, darling. Everything sorted? -Yes.

I've got three potential buyers.

I figure I'll earn around 50,000 to 60,000.

You're good at this shoe stuff. Maybe we should do business together.

-That would never work. -Would you like some breakfast?

-Where's Dad? -Upstairs.

Who gets to keep the house when you divorce?

-I don't want to move. -What are you talking about?

It seems like you're involved with other people. It's obvious.

We've had have some issues, but we're not getting divorced.

At least, I hope not.

I've been a bit tired, but I'm working on it.

You're not tired.

When you're tired, you're pissy and annoying.

Lately, you've been happy. Like you're in love.

Skip or walk backwards.

Upward facing dog.

Downwards, on the mat. Push down.

Upward facing dog.

Open your chest.

Now we do a downward facing dog.

Stay put in five.

One... Spread your fingers.

Push your palms downwards, into the mat.

Two... Relax your neck.

Shoulders away from your ears.

Focus on your ujjayi breath.

Rotate your arms sightly inwards.

And push.

Three. Focus on your deep ocean breath.

Skip or walk forwards.

Breathe in and reflect on your gratitude.

Pass it on to the people around you.

Think about who you want to be when you leave here today.

We'll finish off with ohm.

Breathe in.

Ohm!

What's the chemical symbol for iron?

Isn't that Fe?

Isn't that right?

I think so, yeah.

-Hello. -Hi.

Right. We were contacted by the mediation board.

But first, Aimen wants to say something. Go ahead.

Well, I mean...

I might have lied during our last meeting.

Sorry about that.

I know who you are, and I've heard your song.

It's actually one of my favorites.

Thank you for being honest.

I wanted to make something engaging, but couldn't.

But after playing around with your song, it just...

It went a lot smoother.

People were streaming it and my buddies liked it.

I didn't think about the consequences.

OK.

I think you're being very brave now, Herman.

And I really appreciate your honesty.

-Can I speak to Lars and Aleksandra? -Sure.

We'll wait outside.

-So... -Right.

That should've been recorded.

That was a proper confession.

Gross plagiarism. How much can we get?

I think a conviction could really help your music.

Think about all the musical workshops and youth clubs,

and what happens with people's intellectual property.

I think we should think about this first.

No, they need to be told to prepare for trial.

Which they will lose.

They're here because they know they'll lose.

But they're trying to get away with it through this emo bullshit.

We have a really strong case.

I've been reading up on this, and I think we have to take this further.

OK.

Don't let your emotions get to you, Lars.

How is it, being newlyweds? Again.

It's pretty much like it's always been.

Mondays are still Mondays. The kids were very happy, though.

It was a really fun party, and we got some nice pictures.

-It'll be nice when we divorce. -Stop it.

I caught him red-handed on our wedding night,

or whatever you want to call it.

He started scrolling as soon as he thought I was asleep.

That's right.

It's so sad.

Sorry about your speech.

There were a lot of nice things I wanted to say.

You can send it to me via e-mail.

Life!

-Want to go? -Yeah.

If we crunch the numbers, we can go without for a few more months.

I want to find a secure job and not mess around on my own.

Good. Then we don't have to deal with your little side gig.

If you have to take pictures of your body,

send them to me instead. OK?

But not while I'm at work, so before eight or after five.

And not on the weekend. Mons could see.

OK?

You slut.

-Hello. -Hi.

Mom's been baking.

-That's nice of her. -Yes.

-I'll go get some plates. -Sure.

Lovely.

-Right. I'll just start. -Yeah.

I wanted to settle, but that's not an option.

So the case will go to the district court. I'll let you know the date.

Also, I will be resigning. I don't wish to represent this case.

-Huh? -You're free to choose a new lawyer.

I can highly recommend the young lady to my left.

She's started working for a reputable law firm in the city,

Bakker. You may have heard of them.

They'll happily take your case, and can take it as far as you'd like.

Yes, absolutely.

I've mentioned you and your case to Bakker.

Any questions?

-What's this about? -This is about what I think is right.

And this isn't it.

Like you said, money isn't everything. In this case, I agree.

I don't think taking this case to court will benefit anyone.

The least of all you.

We could win a lot of money here.

I'm thinking about your image. Do you want to be a king or a fool?

-So I'm a fool? -No.

It just sucks when you go to a friend for help,

and get called a fool!

Simply for protecting yourself.

It's decided. Aleksandra will handle your case expertly.

-Are you leaving? -I am.

Well, well.

Jesus Christ.

-Daddy! What are you doing here? -This is my house.

When did you land? I would have picked you up from the airport.

Don't worry about that.

What's going on here?

Is this Britt's stuff?

No... It's mine.

Sure, sure. Everything OK?

How's the business going?

Ever heard of InsideFans?

Yes.

-Really? -Yes. Why do you ask?

What would you say if I told you I've created content on there?

That that's what I've been doing these last few months?

So that's what you've been up to while I've been away.

It's anonymous.

Does Lars know?

Yes, he doesn't want me to do it.

I don't want to continue either, so I quit.

What are you thinking? Are you upset?

I don't care what people do, as long as they're not hurting anyone.

That's how it's always been.

You decide what you do with your body.

Did you make any money on it?

-Some. -Yeah?

Follow the money. That's what I've always said.

Britt tells me I'm using it wrong, but I don't care.

Follow the money.

Why are you quitting?

I got a few nasty comments.

You never cared what other people said.

I don't want Mons to find out about it, so it's over.

But now you know.

If it's over, there was no need to tell me.

Yes?

OK. We'll settle.

-Great. -Yeah.

But I have some demands, aside from money.

I'm sure we can come to an agreement. I want to be credited as songwriter.

I want a mention in every interview Aimen does regarding the song.

OK.

And I want to perform on VG-Lista, as The King.

-The King? -The King.

Just imagine!

The crown, the ermine... The King.

-And he'll be the little prince. -Yeah...

That could probably be arranged.

Yo, he's moved upstreams Storm's blowing in my face

One of the last living survivors Of a dying race

Fuck rap! Another day Is a race for the paper chase.

I'm like a welfare-case But I want some breathing space

Don't wanna leave this place But the dreaming days are over

The dreams change meaning When you're sober

And the weather is colder

The mind stays young While the body grows older

Everybody's so young And your mind's grown colder

I ain't holding no grudges I show many a cold shoulder

I'm a no-code hip hop soldier And I've earned my stripes

I've paid my dues Than I can tell for

And no matter what you've been told

I ain't gonna fold

I'm just trying to stay warm In a world that's so cold

-Hello? - You fucking made it!

Huh?

Didn't you read the paper? Have a look. I'm so proud of you.

NORWEGIAN MILKMAID GOES VIRAL

MAKING GOOD MONEY

SEEN BY OVER HALF A MILLION PEOPLE AND SHARED OVER 1,500 TIMES.

-It's you. You never deleted it. -Please.

Don't lie do me. I've seen you naked regularly since we were 14.

Mons is downstairs with his girlfriend. I've quit.

-Just forget about it. -Why haven't you told me?

I tell you about Pål and all of my embarrassments.

I thought you were doing drugs or being unfaithful.

Or that you didn't want to be friends anymore.

-How much money have you made? -Oh...

It's gone up since the hype, but...

-It will pass. -The fuck it will.

OK? This isn't over. It's just getting started.

I want in. OK?

-No. -Yes.

You're so... I'm so hot. We're hot, we can do this.

We can set up a joint account and make lots of money.

People still want to bang us. We always talked about partnering up.

-A café or something. -But we can't cook.

But we're hot. There are many who want to sleep with me.

OK, we'll talk about it.

And we'll do it. I mean...

Here.

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