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If you want to keep it low-calorie...

Two teaspoons of baking powder, half a teaspoon salt,

half a cup of butter, two large organic eggs,

one cup of milk or lactose-free milk ,

and one and a half cup of fresh blueberries, preferably hand-picked,

but you can also use frozen or fresh ones from the store.

Then we're going to mix flour, sugar, baking powder and salt in a bowl.

Melt the butter and let it cool for a bit, before we mix it all together.

Here's one of my best tips. If you use heavy cream to make butter,

you'll get what the Americans call "butter milk".

That'll give you a heavier. ..

I AM GOING TO CRUSH YOUR FACE

COME BACK SOON, QUEEN! ARE YOU MARRIED?

GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY. SCAM ALERT

YOU PRETEND TO BE SINGLE TO SCAM PEOPLE FOR MONEY

I NEED NATIONAL COSTUME TITS

UGLY

PM is here.

-PM is here. -All right. I'll be right there.

Okay.

I can contact the conciliation council. Let's take it from there?

That's bullshit.

I have to set an example.

You said so yourself that we'd easily win.

Yes, but...

I could've done it myself.

But I chose to hire a lawyer because this is important for all musicians.

But there's several ways you can win a case...

-You can get a good settlement... -I told you...

I've told you a hundred times that I don't care about the money.

The boy is streaming...

A hundred thousand for a song that I made!

-Me! -Yes.

Do you agree with me?

You said something about the youth club.

I thought that was a great idea.

Ultimately, you make the decisions, so...

-My advice is not to... -I'm not doing a settlement!

-No... -No.

I haven't paid you all that money for this to just die away.

Can you close the door?

Hello?

Go away!

-I want to be alone. -Well...

I just wanted to say that...

I've been too pushy.

Yeah...

The door was unlocked. Uhm...

-But I... -I've been doing well for too long.

What?

I've been doing well for too long.

I can understand why nobody wants anything to do with me.

I lie all the time because I'm so embarrassed by my dad.

And I trash talk my friends.

I always think about other people than Lars when trying to climax.

Who are you thinking about?

No!

-Do you want a yellow sweatshirt? -What?

Yellow sweatshirt?

What's that?

The person you're trying to reach is not available.

Lene Berg, are you pissing on my car?

I just wanted to say...

-Congratulations. You've won! -Congratulations?

Stay there. I'll call a cab.

You probably want some other kind of reward?

I'll pass on that, thank you.

-I'm out of here. -Lene?

Stop. Are you going home?

I'm just saying that you've won.

I hope you are happy.

No, I'm not that happy.

You've always been one of my people.

I thought it went both ways.

I... I know that this is...

I am sorry that you had to be the one leaving.

I really am.

Hey, what are you doing?

You can't continue to act like this.

-Hi. -Hi.

I'm sorry, but it's almost 5 a.m.

Ok... Be careful.

Hello.

I really, really... Love you.

I really do.

All of you.

People say that I have like a...

Like a difficult personality.

And that's maybe true. For sure.

But there's one other truth...

And that is that I'm very loyal

to the people I love.

So... This is...

My thanks to you guys.

In the middle of the night, I just want to send you my heart.

Lene?

Lene?

-Lene? -Yes?

What the hell are you doing?

Where have you been? I almost called the police.

I got home a little late, so...

I didn't want to wake you, so I slept here. Sorry.

We have to leave in 30 minutes.

-Hey. -Hello. Håkon.

-I'm Emilie's dad. From Mons' class. -Come on in.

-She seems sweet. -Thank you.

In a classroom setting... It's Emilie's dad.

-Hi. Håkon. I'm Emilie's dad. -Hi.

-She's in Mons' class. -Okay.

I'm sorry for just stopping by like this.

That's all right. We're on our way somewhere, but...

-What's going on? -Something happened last night.

It's regarding Emilie and Mons. We talked about it at home,

and my wife wanted me to beat you to the rumors.

Shall I get Mons? I don't know if he's home.

-I can go get him. -We adults can talk first.

And then we can go get him?

-Follow me. -Thank you.

Did they have a fight, or...?

Not exactly...

How do I begin...

-Emilie is kind of scared of Mons. -Scared of Mons?

He's not that intimidating?

Scared how?

According to her, he stares at her and buys her expensive gifts.

Isn't that what you do at that age?

He sent a picture of his penis to Emilie.

Oh, my God!

All right... That's not okay.

Come in.

-Look what I can do. -Right...

-Emilie's dad is here. Can you come? -Why?

What could that be? You might know already?

-No. -Put on a T-shirt.

Answer me.

Why did you do it?

It's... We've talked so many times about how indictable it is.

Look at me when I'm talking to you.

You're so grounded for this. Till summer.

What... Is there something we can do for Emilie? How is she?

Well... There might be one thing you can do.

Mons has sent her a financial claim, because he didn't get what he wanted.

He wants NOK 2,300 for a pair of shoes

that she never asked for. He supposedly just bought them for her.

That's how she sees it.

And I choose to believe her.

Can he delete that claim? That would be a great start.

-That debt is deleted. -Okay.

Then, could we get the shoes back?

Wouldn't that be legally correct?

That the shoes are ours?

Or Emilie can keep them for all the trouble. It's been a lot for her.

This is completely absurd.

That's a bit bold. You coming here and insulting my son?

And you're demanding money from him?

There's so many young boys out there sending pictures of their dicks.

-There's an abundance of dicks. -That doesn't make it more legal.

Let's take a beat. It's hard enough to be in love at that age.

-I'm not in love. -Why the dick pic?

-It's not mine. -It's not yours?

Do you have...?

-Okay... That's not yours. -No. But it is still a penis.

Yeah, but...

-It's obviously a much older... -That doesn't change anything.

-Then we should just think about... -Can you send me that photo?

-In case it goes to court. -Yes, I can do that.

-I can send it. -Thanks for stopping by.

And Emilie will of course get to keep the shoes.

Thank you.

Why would she get to keep the shoes? It wasn't his penis. It was a joke.

We're leaving in two minutes.

It's really nice that all of you are here.

We appreciate it.

I'm not going to blabber on. Some ate, some didn't.

Life is unfair. However... Toastmaster Nina.

So... We've been served some delicious appetizers.

It's rakfisk from Valdres with lefse from Lesja.

And some tasty sides.

So before we eat, let's listen to our first speech.

That's Kikki's best friend and maid of honour, Lene.

Dear Kål and Pikki...

No...

Excuse me.

I am so grateful to be here today, to...

celebrate you guys. Uhm... Kikki and I

have known each other forever, so...

Yeah.

All the best to you. And congratulations.

I'm sorry, I'm not feeling well.

-You went drinking before my wedding? -No.

-I was out with customers. -What's up with that speech?

I forgot it at home, I'm sorry.

And Pål is a good man!

-I didn't say otherwise. -I love him, okay?

As most of you know...

I met this great guy in town

after I had been to the viewing of "Lord of the Rings".

So we got these new rings...

engraved, and mine says:

"Melda oirë." It's Elvish.

And it means...

"Love lasts forever."

-Well... -Did you cry?

-When? -During Kikki's speech?

-It was a really nice speech. -It was "Lord of the Rings'" rings.

-It seems a bit desperate. -Yeah, but...

It's about who they are and what they represent...

Where is your wedding ring?

It felt a bit tight, so I took it off.

What a day.

-I can't take this anymore. -No. Me neither.

Thank God that wedding is over.

Shall we go to bed?

No, I can't do this anymore.

The two of us.

We can't go on like this.

I'll sleep on the couch tonight.

Mons?

Mons?

The person you're trying to reach is not available...

Mons is gone.

-What? -He's not here.

-Maybe he's at a friend's place? -A friend?

He doesn't have any friends. Where have you been?

-Check his phone location. -This is the punishment.

Punishment? Because of that picture?

-Please. I can't do it. -Give it to me.

There he is.

In Oslo?

He must've been there all night.

Who's Emrik?

He's wondering if you made it home safe. Heart emojis.

I'm calling a cab.

Subtitling: Benedikte Sommerbakk LinQ Media Group