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Anything else? Just tell me what kind of pictures you will be taking.

I need lights that can be close to skin, and also light up a room.

-No outdoor lighting? -No, mainly indoors.

These are simple lights.

Let me know if you need any help, because honestly, I'd like to quit.

-Do you have any backdrops? -Yes.

I thought things were going well, and that you had a lot of new clients?

No. By pressuring us to attract new clients, we're losing our old ones.

Jon used to work here to put out fires.

I have to go, but thank you so much.

-Good luck. -Thanks.

I borrowed some lamps from Ebbe.

I did some research on what people are interested in. Take a look.

"Lesbian", "MILF" and "teen" are the most popular search words in Norway.

"Anal" is number one in Sweden and Denmark, but number four here.

-It's kind of funny. -"Granny threesome."

That's popular in Akershus, while "massage" is popular in Rogaland.

What's interesting is that people have such different preferences.

I won't do anything hardcore,

but I'm competing with hundreds of thousands of ordinary MILFS.

I have to think outside of the box, and come up with my own style.

Which is why I want to do this.

Okay.

-It's only a rough draft. -The cutouts are similar.

-I don't want to show my face. -You won't show your face?

No.

There are many of pictures of tits in a bunad, especially around May 17th.

But that's just one day of the year. I'm going all in.

My brand will be: "MILF of Norway".

What pictures are you posting on your other profiles?

My other profiles?

For people to find your "MILF of Norway" profile

you need profiles on other platforms, where the normal people are.

I don't know anything about making profiles or getting them to like me.

I need help.

-If I get a 20% cut. -10.

15.

I'll get changed then.

This is attorney Tomine Haugerud, on behalf of my client, Aimen Mahmood.

I was hoping to hear from you.

I received a letter regarding the song Stay Warm.

Your client alleges that he has some requirements.

Yes, that's right. We think it's reasonable, due to the plagiarism.

We don't want to go to court. Can we arrange a meeting?

-Sure. -We've got a deal.

-Hey, it's PM. -Lars. We should arrange a meeting.

I bought some chocolate teacakes and thought I'd swing by.

I'm busy in the studio.

Okay, but...

-Wow! -Yeah...

Sit down right here.

That's nice.

-Put your hair in front of your face. -Yes.

-I'll crop the pictures as well. -Yes. Absolutely.

-Like this. -Can you push them even more...

Just like that.

Take a deep breath.

Perfect. One more time.

-Deep breath? -Yes.

That's it. Now we're talking.

This is it. Yes.

Yes! Beautiful.

Amazing. It's really good.

Hello!

Hello?

-Hello? -Hi.

Hi.

I'm taking more pictures of the bunad. I want to increase the price.

Want some chocolate teacakes?

The client cancelled our meeting.

You have to call first. This is my office.

-You're not working right now? -Yes, I am!

-I have a lot to do. -It would be nice to eat together.

-Chocolate teacakes? -Yes?

-Sorry, I don't have time for this. -Then forget about it.

-See you at home. -Yes.

Mons?

Can you close the door?

Some of the girls in your class think that you look at them

in a peculiar way.

That you're staring at them.

I don't do that.

I understand that it can be hard to know how you should look at people.

Especially girls. I get it.

There are two sides to every story, but I have to take this seriously.

What am I supposed to do? Where am I supposed to look?

You're allowed to look at your classmates, but maybe don't...

...look at them for that long.

This one's nice.

-A little nip slip? -Oh my god.

This one's nice, too. You'll earn so much money.

But many of these pictures show too much of my face.

-I'll crop them. Like this. -Okay.

This isn't me.

-What isn't you? -This. I'm not a slutty person.

-A slutty person? -You know what I mean.

I'm not a typical person who sells nudes online.

It's not supposed to be you. This is "MILF of Norway", not Lene.

-It's a character. Roleplaying. -I'm smarter than this porn stuff.

-This is tacky. -Alright, fine.

There's no point if you don't want to go all in.

-How's your day looking? -I have to work.

-So you're on track. -I'm on track.

-Hi. Is Emrik here? -Hey.

I know you're angry. I didn't mean to denigrate your work.

Or you.

Can you help me?

I have to complete this. I don't have time today.

I can wait. I'll wait.

-I'm heading out. -I'm finishing up, too.

-Do you want a ride? -No, my friends are picking me up.

-Oh, okay. -We're grabbing a few beers.

-Here? In the middle of nowhere? -No, we're going to the city.

A friend of a friend has a pop-up show at a club in Solli.

And they're picking you up all the way out here? That's very nice.

Yes, my friend just got her license.

It'll be nice to shake off the stress from work. I'd love to do the same.

-You can tag along sometime. -Today would actually work for me.

Lene works late today, and I don't know where Mons is.

I'll tag along. It'll be fun.

-Let me just finish up. -We'll wait downstairs.

PM. He was a rapper back in the day. I know him.

We used to go out a lot together.

I knew a friend of his friend.

And then we started going out a lot together

in the 2000's.

Have you heard of "Head on"? The club?

It's in a basement... Whatever. There was a lot of...

We did a lot of crazy things with PM back in the day.

Isn't 20 dollars too much for the panty picture?

No. That picture is priceless.

-What? Is it done? Is it online? -Yes.

Hi, Hugo.

Hugo... What do I say?

Thank him. Give him the opportunity to buy more pictures.

What do we do now?

I'm late for a gig.

Maybe you'd like to join?

-If it isn't the staremaster. -Can you stop staring so much?

Just look away. Listen to me. Don't look at her. I mean it.

Don't look at any of us, ever again.

Hello?

FROM MOM: WORKING LATE. SLEEP WELL!

FROM DAD: I'LL BE HOME LATE. SEE YOU TOMORROW!

Hey, boy.

-Lene, Øyvind. -Øyvind.

-Do you want a beer? -Yes, please.

Emrik. Emrik?

-Here. -You have to see his new content.

Emrik!

See you.

Right? Let's send it to him first.

-Can you play a song by PM? -What?

-No. -No? The rapper.

-There you are. -I'm smoking. Wow, you're sweaty.

I haven't danced in a long time.

Let me just say that it's really nice to have you in the office.

-Thank you. -You're a great resource.

That's nice of you.

-It's inspiring to work with you. -Thank you.

You've got a lot of good ideas, and I work well with you.

-I hope you work well with me, too. -Yes.

Should we take a selfie?

-You're drunk. -I'm just happy.

-Come dance with me. -I'll just finish my cigarette.

-Do you want the last slice? -Yes, please.

-Oh my god. Let me take a look. -This is my new menu.

-It's beautiful. -What's up with the uploading?

It takes forever.

-Why is it taking a hundred years? -I have to go study.

What do you study?

Socio-economic analysis.

I have no idea what that is.

-Right on your kitty. -Alright.

-Wow. -I love it.

-Cool. -This is awesome.

-It's so fucking... -I love it.

-Wow. -You're killing it.

Hi.

-What? -Hi.

-What are you doing here? -A customer asked me out for beer.

It was quite fun. What about you?

The same. I went out with some people from the office.

How nice. That doesn't happen very often.

Not everyone could make it.

You look really good.

Subtitles: Marianne R. Antonsen LinQ Media Group