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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:58,209 --> 00:01:00,459 Please darling, don't get me straight for going on stage. 2 00:01:01,542 --> 00:01:02,917 Oh wait, the towel. Get the towel. 3 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,000 Let's go, babe. 4 00:01:04,042 --> 00:01:06,459 - Are you ready? - Yeah. Oh, God! 5 00:01:06,542 --> 00:01:08,375 Come on, we need to get it in. 6 00:01:08,459 --> 00:01:09,750 Come on, squeeze in. 7 00:01:09,834 --> 00:01:11,750 You know, his daddy wanted him to be a surgeon. 8 00:01:11,834 --> 00:01:13,959 Luckily, your daddy likes me just the way I am. 9 00:01:14,042 --> 00:01:15,417 Oh, my God. 10 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:16,709 Help us, babe. 11 00:01:16,792 --> 00:01:20,000 And we're in, oh my God, God! 12 00:01:20,292 --> 00:01:22,417 - Yes. - Oh, no, no, there's a pop to do. 13 00:01:36,417 --> 00:01:38,750 I'm gonna go and watch out front. Break a leg. 14 00:01:38,834 --> 00:01:42,084 Oh, my God, I love that phrase when I'm wearing heels. 15 00:01:42,167 --> 00:01:43,417 - Bye. - Oh, bye. 16 00:01:46,375 --> 00:01:47,875 Bye. 17 00:01:53,084 --> 00:01:54,084 What? 18 00:01:55,334 --> 00:01:58,250 - Oh, my God, friends kiss. - I didn't say anything. 19 00:01:58,334 --> 00:01:59,500 Anton, babe. 20 00:01:59,584 --> 00:02:01,250 - Hm? - How long do I have left? 21 00:02:01,334 --> 00:02:02,709 Um, about 20 minutes. 22 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:06,542 Muah! 23 00:02:06,625 --> 00:02:09,875 Muah, muah! Where have you been? Where've you been? Oh, my goodness. 24 00:02:09,959 --> 00:02:11,875 - Muah! - I'll see you there, okay. 25 00:02:11,959 --> 00:02:14,459 It's on the left, on the left. 26 00:02:30,417 --> 00:02:31,667 Oh, you scared him away. 27 00:02:32,209 --> 00:02:33,209 He's cute though. 28 00:02:33,292 --> 00:02:37,084 Meine Damen und Herren, Mesdames et Messieurs, 29 00:02:37,167 --> 00:02:38,209 Ladies, 30 00:02:39,042 --> 00:02:45,000 Gentlemen, and all those who transcend gender. 31 00:02:45,584 --> 00:02:48,209 Please give a large hand 32 00:02:48,417 --> 00:02:51,375 and make some fucking noise 33 00:02:51,459 --> 00:02:54,334 for the one, the only, 34 00:02:54,417 --> 00:02:57,000 Aphrodite Bang! 35 00:05:20,834 --> 00:05:21,834 Oh no. 36 00:05:24,750 --> 00:05:25,875 You need to say something. 37 00:05:27,292 --> 00:05:28,292 Hello. 38 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,334 You're so obnoxious about it. 39 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:36,334 - No, fuck off, man. - Go on, do it. 40 00:05:36,417 --> 00:05:39,084 - Hey. - Hey, hey, Uncle. 41 00:05:39,167 --> 00:05:40,526 - Uncle. - Have some breadsticks. 42 00:05:40,550 --> 00:05:42,425 - No, no, it's all right. - See Preston, man. 43 00:05:45,125 --> 00:05:47,542 Exactly, tarty. 44 00:05:47,625 --> 00:05:48,659 - Uncle! - Oh, man, 45 00:05:48,742 --> 00:05:50,502 man's looking for fucking prune juice, innit? 46 00:05:51,042 --> 00:05:52,042 Is Lydia coming tonight? 47 00:05:53,125 --> 00:05:54,542 They sell fucking alcopops. 48 00:05:54,625 --> 00:05:56,625 Deb, Debs, they're Debs'. 49 00:05:57,250 --> 00:05:59,250 Get some alcopops for Jack, man. 50 00:05:59,334 --> 00:06:01,292 Can I get a bottle of tequila, please? 51 00:06:01,375 --> 00:06:03,125 - He fucking loves that stuff. - Yeah. 52 00:06:03,209 --> 00:06:04,584 No, sorry, the one underneath. 53 00:06:04,667 --> 00:06:06,667 Fuck, easy, man! 54 00:06:06,750 --> 00:06:08,625 - Two. - Can you drop these? 55 00:06:11,792 --> 00:06:12,834 - Yeah. - Fuck me. 56 00:06:12,917 --> 00:06:15,584 Hey. Hey, hey, is that a bloke? 57 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:18,875 - That's fucked up. - Hey. 58 00:06:19,792 --> 00:06:21,917 - Seriously? - Fucking faggots, man. 59 00:06:25,709 --> 00:06:26,917 Takes one to know one, innit? 60 00:06:28,209 --> 00:06:29,250 What? 61 00:06:30,209 --> 00:06:31,292 Hey, what'd he say? 62 00:06:32,875 --> 00:06:34,250 - Oh, you talking to me? - Thanks. 63 00:06:34,634 --> 00:06:36,250 - Hey, what'd he say? - Next, please. 64 00:06:37,292 --> 00:06:39,393 - Chelsea gold, please. - Wanna say that to my face? 65 00:06:39,417 --> 00:06:41,209 He thinks he's a big man in his high heels. 66 00:06:41,292 --> 00:06:42,500 Hey, turn around and say that. 67 00:06:44,750 --> 00:06:45,875 Hey, turn around then. 68 00:06:46,625 --> 00:06:47,850 - Thank you. - Oi, turn around. 69 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,709 I said, how are you gonna call me a faggot 70 00:06:52,792 --> 00:06:55,752 in front of all of your friends, when I caught you checking me out earlier? 71 00:07:00,292 --> 00:07:03,334 Oh, shit, hey, do you like know each other? 72 00:07:03,417 --> 00:07:05,601 - Fuck off, man, he's chatting shit. - Know each other? 73 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:08,667 Hm, babes, don't bother messaging me later, 74 00:07:08,750 --> 00:07:10,834 when you're looking for a dick to suck, 75 00:07:10,917 --> 00:07:14,042 'cause you and your don't-touch-the-sides dick, not my type. 76 00:07:14,075 --> 00:07:16,617 Oh, fuck! 77 00:07:16,700 --> 00:07:18,575 Hold that for me, yeah, hold that for me. 78 00:07:18,659 --> 00:07:19,675 Oh, he's gone. 79 00:07:19,759 --> 00:07:20,792 What's going on? 80 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:22,375 - Oi! - Hey, we're on. We're on, come. 81 00:07:28,834 --> 00:07:30,750 What you gonna do, Preston? 82 00:07:30,834 --> 00:07:32,417 Hey, this man-woman humiliated you. 83 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:33,917 Where, where are you going? 84 00:07:36,542 --> 00:07:38,084 - Turn around then. - Yeah, turn around 85 00:07:38,167 --> 00:07:39,568 and smile for the camera, please. 86 00:07:39,592 --> 00:07:41,175 Turn around if you're a fucking man. 87 00:07:41,259 --> 00:07:42,634 Hey, fuck him up, bruv. 88 00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:44,250 What'd I say? I said, turn around! 89 00:07:45,334 --> 00:07:46,667 Fuck off! 90 00:07:46,750 --> 00:07:47,792 Uh! 91 00:07:47,875 --> 00:07:49,000 Oh! 92 00:07:49,084 --> 00:07:50,250 - Shit! - Fuck! 93 00:07:51,167 --> 00:07:52,584 Think you're a big man, yeah? 94 00:07:52,667 --> 00:07:53,968 - Hey! - Think you're a big man? 95 00:07:53,992 --> 00:07:55,560 What you wearing a fucking dress for, 96 00:07:55,584 --> 00:07:56,904 if you're a fucking big man, huh? 97 00:07:56,959 --> 00:07:59,125 No, no, no! 98 00:07:59,209 --> 00:08:00,225 - Oh-oh! - All right. 99 00:08:00,309 --> 00:08:02,310 - Get on your knees. - No, no, put that away, bruv! 100 00:08:02,334 --> 00:08:03,417 Get on your fucking knees. 101 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:06,210 - Chillax, man, what's wrong with you? - Get on your fucking knees! 102 00:08:06,234 --> 00:08:07,484 Stop it! 103 00:08:07,567 --> 00:08:09,610 - Take that fucking dress off! - Put the knife away! 104 00:08:09,634 --> 00:08:11,425 That's it. You getting a load of this, bruv? 105 00:08:11,509 --> 00:08:13,110 - That's enough! - No, it ain't enough. 106 00:08:13,134 --> 00:08:14,476 He's gonna say that to me, yeah? 107 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:15,875 You gonna say that to me? 108 00:08:15,959 --> 00:08:18,000 - Hey, bruv! - Hold him, hold him, fam! 109 00:08:18,017 --> 00:08:20,010 - Put it back, man! - Who's the big man now, huh? 110 00:08:20,034 --> 00:08:22,867 Who's the fucking big man now? Are you the fucking big man? 111 00:08:22,950 --> 00:08:24,734 - Relax, bruv! - I'm the fucking big man. 112 00:08:25,167 --> 00:08:26,167 Fucking freak. 113 00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:03,375 - Oh, my God, Jesus! - Geez! 114 00:09:04,459 --> 00:09:06,209 My God, Jules. 115 00:09:06,292 --> 00:09:07,542 - Jules. - Oh, my God! 116 00:09:07,625 --> 00:09:09,084 Lisa, get help! 117 00:09:09,167 --> 00:09:10,209 - Lisa! - Jules. 118 00:09:11,359 --> 00:09:12,584 - Ssh, ssh! - All right, bubba. 119 00:09:12,667 --> 00:09:13,784 It's okay, it's okay, ssh! 120 00:09:13,867 --> 00:09:15,909 Stop fucking looking and get an ambulance! 121 00:09:16,125 --> 00:09:17,417 You're all right. 122 00:09:30,834 --> 00:09:33,667 Round two. Fight. 123 00:09:46,292 --> 00:09:47,875 - Take this, uh! - Babes? 124 00:09:48,959 --> 00:09:52,000 - Yeah, take this, yeah! - Babes. 125 00:09:52,917 --> 00:09:54,750 - Hey, coke head! - Uh! 126 00:09:55,792 --> 00:09:58,250 I threw together this little bad girl this morning. 127 00:09:58,334 --> 00:10:01,917 So you could wear my old one, if you wanted. 128 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,167 Round three. 129 00:10:04,417 --> 00:10:07,084 I know you can pause, so don't even try it. 130 00:10:07,167 --> 00:10:08,959 I can, but I don't want to. 131 00:10:11,150 --> 00:10:12,167 Hey, coke head! 132 00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:16,792 Why stay here playing whatever the fuck this is, 133 00:10:16,875 --> 00:10:19,917 when you could meet that guy in real life at the club? 134 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:23,250 I don't wanna meet him in real life. Proportions are horrible. 135 00:10:23,334 --> 00:10:25,250 Can you look at me when I'm speaking to you? 136 00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:27,792 I'm trying to suggest with my body language, 137 00:10:28,334 --> 00:10:30,084 that I don't wanna start this again. 138 00:10:30,709 --> 00:10:34,125 Tobes. Let's not ruin the night before it's even begun, yeah? 139 00:10:34,209 --> 00:10:36,625 I'm trying to be a good friend. This isn't healthy. 140 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,292 But he doesn't wanna come out. 141 00:10:42,334 --> 00:10:44,214 Every time you do this, you're letting them win. 142 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:46,875 Brilliant. 143 00:10:46,959 --> 00:10:48,584 Whatever. It's his life. 144 00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:03,875 Ooh, yah! 145 00:13:04,709 --> 00:13:05,792 Hi. 146 00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:08,792 Hi. 147 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:14,125 Not tonight. 148 00:13:15,625 --> 00:13:17,459 - You're gorgeous. - Thank you. 149 00:13:19,709 --> 00:13:21,584 I am nine inches and thick. 150 00:13:22,417 --> 00:13:23,834 Maybe another time then. 151 00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:26,292 Have fun, beautiful. 152 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,542 - What did I just say? - All right. 153 00:13:55,917 --> 00:13:57,542 So what are you touching me for? 154 00:13:59,209 --> 00:14:00,292 Just chill out, mate. 155 00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:03,417 Back the fuck up before I fucking slap you. 156 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,375 - Bloody psycho. - Fucking dog's breath! 157 00:14:05,459 --> 00:14:06,584 Oi, cool it, yeah. 158 00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:07,834 Who's chatting to you? 159 00:14:07,917 --> 00:14:09,709 Calm down or I'll call the porter. 160 00:14:09,792 --> 00:14:10,792 Faggot. 161 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:12,917 We're all faggots here, darling. 162 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:16,875 Fucking shithole anyway! 163 00:15:25,417 --> 00:15:26,417 Come on, then? 164 00:16:19,292 --> 00:16:20,334 Have you got a free place? 165 00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:22,667 No. 166 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,209 Keep your mouth shut. 167 00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,750 Fam, where the fuck did you go? 168 00:16:59,834 --> 00:17:01,250 I had shit to sort out, innit? 169 00:17:01,334 --> 00:17:02,500 You're a liability. 170 00:17:02,584 --> 00:17:05,084 No, mate, just bored of your chat. 171 00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:07,875 You back at the flat? 172 00:17:08,334 --> 00:17:10,500 No, I'm still out waiting for this geezer, innit? 173 00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:13,268 I dunno what the fuck he thinks he's playing at. 174 00:17:13,292 --> 00:17:14,709 You need to change it up, man. 175 00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:16,459 - Trust me. - Yeah. 176 00:17:16,542 --> 00:17:18,382 We're probably gonna go to Junction afterwards, 177 00:17:18,417 --> 00:17:19,417 if you fancy it. 178 00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:21,917 Yeah, I'll see how I feel. 179 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,334 All right, safe, safe. 180 00:17:52,417 --> 00:17:55,084 Walk behind me, yeah, don't let no one see you come in. 181 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:20,959 Anyone see you? 182 00:18:21,042 --> 00:18:22,042 No. 183 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:28,542 Want a beer? 184 00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:32,875 I'm okay, thanks. 185 00:18:34,459 --> 00:18:35,459 Shoes off. 186 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:00,500 Shut the door. 187 00:19:05,042 --> 00:19:06,042 So what's your name? 188 00:19:06,917 --> 00:19:09,417 I don't wanna hear any noise, you understand? 189 00:19:10,209 --> 00:19:11,969 You make a noise, I'm gonna cover your mouth. 190 00:19:13,959 --> 00:19:14,959 Take your clothes off. 191 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:20,500 Good boy. 192 00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:44,125 On your front. 193 00:20:13,459 --> 00:20:14,959 He's back, bruv. 194 00:20:15,042 --> 00:20:16,209 Shit! 195 00:20:16,292 --> 00:20:18,459 - Oi, Pres, you in? - Oh, fuck! 196 00:20:18,542 --> 00:20:20,459 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 197 00:20:24,175 --> 00:20:27,393 - You can't go out dressed like that, man. - What the fuck am I supposed to do? 198 00:20:27,417 --> 00:20:28,434 Stay here. 199 00:20:28,517 --> 00:20:30,934 - And do what? - I don't fucking know. 200 00:20:31,017 --> 00:20:32,517 He's not meant to be here is he. 201 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:35,100 All right, chill, man, just coming! 202 00:20:35,184 --> 00:20:37,767 Ah, so he's in, the prodigal son. 203 00:20:37,850 --> 00:20:39,434 Fuck's sake. 204 00:20:43,292 --> 00:20:44,667 Don't fucking move, yeah. 205 00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:46,792 Where are you, man? 206 00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:48,375 Hey, give me a fucking minute, man. 207 00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:05,250 Hey, I need a piss! 208 00:21:19,917 --> 00:21:21,167 Who's the big man now, huh? 209 00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:23,042 Take that fucking dress off! 210 00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:24,125 That's shit. 211 00:22:03,792 --> 00:22:05,500 - What's going on, Preston? - Hey. 212 00:22:05,584 --> 00:22:06,625 Give me one of them. 213 00:22:06,709 --> 00:22:08,051 - Hey, man. - Do you want a line? 214 00:22:08,075 --> 00:22:09,743 -You rolling fucking- -No, man, I'm good. 215 00:22:09,767 --> 00:22:12,018 - Cutting up selfish lines. - I'm trying to get it done. 216 00:22:12,042 --> 00:22:13,792 Rolling. 217 00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:15,417 Smoking the crack cocaine. 218 00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:19,667 - Hey, who's that? - What, is there someone there? 219 00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:22,042 Someone's creeping. 220 00:22:22,125 --> 00:22:23,792 Preston, you got a girl in there? 221 00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:25,667 Who's creeping? 222 00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:27,584 You got a girl in there? 223 00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:31,459 Who's this? 224 00:22:32,875 --> 00:22:33,875 It's my mate, innit? 225 00:22:36,667 --> 00:22:39,000 Why you not telling me you're bringing your boy over? 226 00:22:40,584 --> 00:22:42,042 You my fucking minder now? 227 00:22:44,459 --> 00:22:47,917 That's why he is trying to keep me busy, while some chump robs me blind. 228 00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:50,000 What's your name, brother? 229 00:22:50,084 --> 00:22:51,167 Jules. 230 00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:52,570 What you doing in my yard, Jules? 231 00:22:53,375 --> 00:22:54,375 Just picking up, innit? 232 00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:55,875 Bit late. 233 00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:58,375 No, no, helps me sleep so. 234 00:23:00,209 --> 00:23:02,459 - Where do you lot know each other from? - Pentonville. 235 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:06,042 Ah, scene. 236 00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:07,875 You men were cellmates, yeah? 237 00:23:07,959 --> 00:23:09,792 Shut up, man. 238 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:14,917 Do you want a beer, Jules? 239 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,385 You can come tell us some stories 240 00:23:16,409 --> 00:23:18,367 about Preston getting bummed in the Big House. 241 00:23:18,450 --> 00:23:19,492 Yeah. 242 00:23:19,575 --> 00:23:20,809 You think you're funny, innit? 243 00:23:20,892 --> 00:23:23,600 No, no, no, no, I'm, you know what? I'm gonna bounce. 244 00:23:23,684 --> 00:23:26,559 - Oh, rude. - Safe, man. 245 00:23:26,642 --> 00:23:28,600 In a bit, Jules. 246 00:23:39,917 --> 00:23:41,167 Put your number in my phone. 247 00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:45,042 I need to get my clothes back, innit? 248 00:23:56,709 --> 00:23:58,334 You'll wait for my text, yeah? 249 00:23:59,875 --> 00:24:00,875 Yeah. 250 00:24:01,459 --> 00:24:02,459 Good boy. 251 00:24:35,667 --> 00:24:37,542 And then the chant goes. 252 00:24:49,834 --> 00:24:52,209 It's so good to be back, so good. 253 00:24:52,292 --> 00:24:55,709 I tell you what, that last goal changed everything. 254 00:25:36,792 --> 00:25:39,000 Hello, what, what, what, what, what? 255 00:25:39,084 --> 00:25:40,792 Hey, one more, boy, one more. 256 00:25:40,875 --> 00:25:42,417 - Come on, come on. - Come on. 257 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:44,417 - I'll find it all now. - Come on. 258 00:28:37,584 --> 00:28:39,334 And what's your markup? 259 00:28:39,417 --> 00:28:42,000 Exactly, hard cash value, what is your time worth? 260 00:28:46,417 --> 00:28:49,417 So what? You just start a new account. He ain't got your address. 261 00:28:54,625 --> 00:28:56,584 Yeah, listen, my mate's just turned up, yeah. 262 00:28:57,584 --> 00:28:58,917 You call me tomorrow. 263 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,375 Yeah, yeah. 264 00:29:00,459 --> 00:29:01,459 All right. 265 00:29:04,625 --> 00:29:05,625 All right? 266 00:29:06,375 --> 00:29:07,375 Yeah. 267 00:29:09,209 --> 00:29:10,209 Are you? 268 00:29:27,625 --> 00:29:28,834 You gone shopping just for me? 269 00:29:30,209 --> 00:29:31,209 No. 270 00:29:32,625 --> 00:29:34,209 No, I needed new stuff anyway. 271 00:29:34,292 --> 00:29:36,417 Did you now? 272 00:29:41,250 --> 00:29:43,167 I forgot your hoodie by the way, sorry. 273 00:29:43,250 --> 00:29:45,959 Keep it, it's a knockoff anyway. 274 00:29:46,042 --> 00:29:47,417 I don't wear that shit no more. 275 00:29:50,209 --> 00:29:53,049 If you're on a budget though, I can get you more like that on the cheap. 276 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:55,292 That looks real, does the job. 277 00:29:59,125 --> 00:30:00,334 Fucking maniac! 278 00:30:21,542 --> 00:30:24,000 Can I get some water for the table? 279 00:30:24,084 --> 00:30:26,500 Yeah, can we get a bottle of sparkling, pint of Brixton 280 00:30:26,584 --> 00:30:29,667 and ah, can we get the wine list? 281 00:30:29,750 --> 00:30:32,209 Oh yeah, it's at the back of the menu. 282 00:30:33,834 --> 00:30:36,417 Do you know what? A house, house white would be good. 283 00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:37,667 What do you recommend? 284 00:30:37,959 --> 00:30:41,167 I mean, well, I personally like the French Sauvignon. 285 00:30:41,250 --> 00:30:44,625 It's a little lighter, very drinkable. 286 00:30:44,709 --> 00:30:45,725 Glass of that, please. 287 00:30:45,809 --> 00:30:46,809 Great. 288 00:30:55,042 --> 00:30:56,667 Yeah, it's all right, this place. 289 00:30:56,750 --> 00:30:59,250 Yeah, it seems really nice. 290 00:31:00,167 --> 00:31:01,184 Don't worry, it's on me. 291 00:31:01,267 --> 00:31:03,043 - No, no, no, please. - No, no, no, no, no. 292 00:31:03,067 --> 00:31:04,150 It's on me, it's on me. 293 00:31:05,417 --> 00:31:09,167 So listen, it was a bit of a madness what you did the other night. 294 00:31:09,250 --> 00:31:10,334 Sorry about that. 295 00:31:10,417 --> 00:31:12,334 No, no, no, I kind of rate it, still, 296 00:31:12,792 --> 00:31:15,000 it would've been a different story if you'd fucked up. 297 00:31:15,084 --> 00:31:16,875 But we don't need to go into that. 298 00:31:16,959 --> 00:31:21,625 Okay, so Brixton and a soda water. 299 00:31:21,709 --> 00:31:22,917 Can we order some food? 300 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,134 - Yeah. - You hungry, yeah? 301 00:31:24,217 --> 00:31:25,250 Yeah. 302 00:31:25,334 --> 00:31:26,625 Can we get the Chateaubriand, 303 00:31:26,709 --> 00:31:29,709 say 400, 500 grams, rare as you go. 304 00:31:29,792 --> 00:31:30,867 Great. 305 00:31:30,950 --> 00:31:35,450 Can we get a smoked bone marrow, beef fat potatoes, 306 00:31:35,534 --> 00:31:39,409 grilled hispi and, ah, and a few sauces. 307 00:31:39,492 --> 00:31:40,567 Surprise me. 308 00:31:40,650 --> 00:31:43,025 Absolutely, yeah. 309 00:31:43,084 --> 00:31:44,292 Cheers. 310 00:31:45,042 --> 00:31:46,042 Cheers, innit? 311 00:32:13,750 --> 00:32:17,000 So what is this like, is this like your MO? 312 00:32:17,584 --> 00:32:19,000 My MO? 313 00:32:19,584 --> 00:32:21,709 Dinner dates with boys you met in saunas? 314 00:32:21,792 --> 00:32:24,500 No, not usually. 315 00:32:24,584 --> 00:32:27,334 Okay, so what makes me so special? 316 00:32:28,417 --> 00:32:30,057 I'll have to get back to you on that one. 317 00:32:30,375 --> 00:32:31,375 Oh, shit. 318 00:32:33,042 --> 00:32:34,042 Shame. 319 00:32:35,500 --> 00:32:37,875 I know, I'm just, I'm just trying to work out 320 00:32:37,959 --> 00:32:39,250 what the vibe is here. 321 00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:41,459 What do you mean? 322 00:32:41,750 --> 00:32:43,710 I'm not imagining double dates with your friends 323 00:32:43,734 --> 00:32:44,900 anytime soon. 324 00:32:45,917 --> 00:32:47,625 You're funny. 325 00:32:49,167 --> 00:32:51,209 You keep this side of your life completely separate? 326 00:32:52,459 --> 00:32:53,709 I'm a private person, you know. 327 00:32:53,792 --> 00:32:55,792 I don't like people getting in my business. 328 00:32:57,500 --> 00:32:58,625 You got a girlfriend? 329 00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:03,709 Not at the moment, no. Would you like it if I did? 330 00:33:06,125 --> 00:33:07,417 Why would I like that? 331 00:33:09,917 --> 00:33:10,917 Okay. 332 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,792 Okay, I see you. 333 00:33:13,875 --> 00:33:14,959 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 334 00:33:15,042 --> 00:33:16,042 What? 335 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,459 What do you think I do for a living? 336 00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:22,250 Hm? 337 00:33:23,125 --> 00:33:24,375 You think I'm a dealer, innit? 338 00:33:25,750 --> 00:33:27,250 Is that what you're into? 339 00:33:27,875 --> 00:33:29,917 You want a big man to treat you like a little bitch? 340 00:33:33,042 --> 00:33:34,042 Maybe. 341 00:33:35,917 --> 00:33:39,667 Yeah, I know your type. 342 00:33:41,375 --> 00:33:44,000 Well, if that's what you're after, 343 00:33:44,459 --> 00:33:46,417 I can fill up your bingo card, 344 00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:49,417 shotting, GBH, done time, all of it. 345 00:33:49,875 --> 00:33:50,875 Hm? 346 00:33:51,584 --> 00:33:52,584 What were you in for? 347 00:33:52,959 --> 00:33:54,959 I don't wanna talk about that. 348 00:33:55,042 --> 00:33:56,709 So. 349 00:33:58,542 --> 00:33:59,542 Cash. 350 00:34:14,292 --> 00:34:15,292 Thank you. 351 00:36:11,709 --> 00:36:13,334 This is what you're after, yeah? 352 00:36:13,792 --> 00:36:15,459 You wanna get fucked in the ass by a thug? 353 00:36:19,917 --> 00:36:21,750 This is what you get off on? 354 00:36:23,375 --> 00:36:25,000 You answer me when I speak to you. 355 00:36:26,584 --> 00:36:27,600 Yes. 356 00:36:27,684 --> 00:36:28,684 Yes what? 357 00:36:29,834 --> 00:36:30,834 Yes, I want it. 358 00:37:43,959 --> 00:37:45,292 What the fuck? 359 00:37:58,125 --> 00:37:59,125 Yo! 360 00:37:59,167 --> 00:38:01,417 But I did make it myself. 361 00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:04,792 I got like material from like just down the road. 362 00:38:04,875 --> 00:38:07,750 Just have a concept. I'm sorry. 363 00:38:11,709 --> 00:38:13,750 Sorry, I should have texted you. 364 00:38:13,834 --> 00:38:15,125 Yeah. 365 00:38:15,209 --> 00:38:16,792 - Bit of a surprise. - Blame Anton. 366 00:38:16,875 --> 00:38:19,209 It was meant to be like five people. 367 00:38:22,417 --> 00:38:23,959 Where you been? 368 00:38:24,042 --> 00:38:25,750 With a friend. 369 00:38:26,542 --> 00:38:29,834 Like a friend or, or a date? 370 00:38:31,250 --> 00:38:35,167 Sorry, I just like, I don't know what's going on with you. 371 00:38:35,250 --> 00:38:36,250 What do you mean? 372 00:38:37,625 --> 00:38:39,084 Just miss my friend. 373 00:38:41,959 --> 00:38:43,000 I'm here. 374 00:38:43,084 --> 00:38:44,709 Can I have a hug? 375 00:39:02,292 --> 00:39:03,584 No! 376 00:39:03,667 --> 00:39:05,250 - Sorry. - It's okay. 377 00:39:05,334 --> 00:39:06,959 Just, I just, 378 00:39:07,042 --> 00:39:09,125 - find it hard. - I know. 379 00:39:09,209 --> 00:39:11,709 Like it's just alcohol. I'm just drunk. 380 00:39:11,792 --> 00:39:13,500 I fucking hate it. 381 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,250 Sorry, I'm such an idiot. 382 00:39:36,250 --> 00:39:37,250 Hey. 383 00:39:38,125 --> 00:39:39,250 Hi. 384 00:39:39,334 --> 00:39:42,542 Honestly, it's just alcohol. I fucking hate it. 385 00:39:42,625 --> 00:39:44,167 I know, baby, it's the worst. 386 00:39:44,250 --> 00:39:45,267 Yeah. 387 00:39:45,350 --> 00:39:47,850 Come on, let's go. Let's get you home. 388 00:42:01,750 --> 00:42:03,334 - Liche? - Hm? 389 00:42:05,459 --> 00:42:06,875 You got a free half hour? 390 00:42:06,959 --> 00:42:08,000 What for? 391 00:42:09,542 --> 00:42:11,000 Cute. 392 00:42:11,084 --> 00:42:12,250 Yes, love this. 393 00:42:12,334 --> 00:42:13,974 Okay, do that thing where you look at me, 394 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,459 but don't look at me, "Look at me, I'm shy. 395 00:42:16,542 --> 00:42:17,584 I'm so shy." 396 00:42:17,667 --> 00:42:20,459 Work it, work it, gorgeous. 397 00:42:22,709 --> 00:42:23,709 Shit. 398 00:42:24,334 --> 00:42:27,792 Cute, cute, cute, no, your face looks banging. 399 00:42:27,875 --> 00:42:29,292 Don't show the face. 400 00:43:01,917 --> 00:43:03,917 - What the fuck? - What? 401 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:07,250 Don't send me that shit, you don't know who's looking. 402 00:43:07,334 --> 00:43:10,000 - Oh, but I look cute though, right? - No, I'm serious. 403 00:43:13,125 --> 00:43:14,125 Sorry. 404 00:43:17,959 --> 00:43:21,375 Just been thinking about you. 405 00:43:25,625 --> 00:43:27,209 What are you up to? 406 00:43:32,667 --> 00:43:34,292 You're a glutton for punishment. 407 00:43:35,584 --> 00:43:38,792 Told your friends about me? 408 00:43:38,875 --> 00:43:40,917 Gonna tell your friends about me? 409 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,834 - No. - What would I do? 410 00:43:43,917 --> 00:43:45,292 Oh, you'd hurt me. 411 00:44:09,042 --> 00:44:12,750 - Same again, yeah? - Yeah. 412 00:44:17,750 --> 00:44:20,709 So the thing is, yeah, I'm a nice guy. 413 00:44:20,792 --> 00:44:23,334 But if you disrespect me, I'll fuck you up. 414 00:44:23,417 --> 00:44:25,000 - Forget that. - Yeah? 415 00:44:25,084 --> 00:44:26,100 I'm the same. 416 00:44:26,184 --> 00:44:27,559 - Are you now? - Yeah. 417 00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:32,042 Okay, I'd best remember not to fuck with you then. 418 00:45:02,917 --> 00:45:04,834 - What the fuck? - Oh! 419 00:45:04,917 --> 00:45:07,792 What the fuck are you, turn that off! 420 00:45:07,875 --> 00:45:09,834 What the fuck are you doing? Turn it off! 421 00:45:09,917 --> 00:45:12,084 It's off, it's off. 422 00:45:12,167 --> 00:45:14,500 - Get the fuck out of my car. - I'm sorry, I don't mean- 423 00:45:14,584 --> 00:45:15,875 I told you I would fuck you up! 424 00:45:15,959 --> 00:45:17,368 - Did you think I was joking? - No. 425 00:45:17,392 --> 00:45:19,142 - Did you think I was joking? - No. 426 00:45:19,225 --> 00:45:20,392 Don't test me then! 427 00:45:20,475 --> 00:45:22,725 No, it's fine! 428 00:45:22,809 --> 00:45:25,517 Delete it, delete it now! 429 00:45:27,584 --> 00:45:29,375 - Okay, done. - Fuck's sake! 430 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,667 I told you I don't want my face on nothing! 431 00:45:38,750 --> 00:45:41,770 I don't know... I don't know you like that, I don't know what you're about. 432 00:45:42,917 --> 00:45:45,250 Sorry, it was a mistake. 433 00:45:45,334 --> 00:45:46,375 Don't do that again. 434 00:45:59,375 --> 00:46:00,375 Get in the car. 435 00:46:46,834 --> 00:46:48,875 I can get you an upgrade for that for cheap. 436 00:46:49,667 --> 00:46:51,375 5G, better camera. 437 00:46:52,917 --> 00:46:53,917 It's fine. 438 00:46:54,542 --> 00:46:58,042 No, like I wouldn't make you pay for it or nothing. 439 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,000 Okay. 440 00:47:01,917 --> 00:47:02,917 Thank you. 441 00:47:09,375 --> 00:47:10,959 I've got a temper, yeah. 442 00:47:13,084 --> 00:47:14,084 Like, 443 00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:18,042 if you shock me, I'm gonna react. 444 00:47:29,292 --> 00:47:30,292 I... 445 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,000 I get that. 446 00:47:35,875 --> 00:47:37,167 Yeah? 447 00:47:37,250 --> 00:47:38,250 Mm-hmm. 448 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,000 I put you in a, 449 00:47:44,625 --> 00:47:45,625 in a vulnerable position. 450 00:47:45,709 --> 00:47:47,167 Hmm. 451 00:47:47,250 --> 00:47:48,667 I should have asked. 452 00:47:51,292 --> 00:47:52,334 It's my fault. 453 00:48:02,459 --> 00:48:03,459 Sorry. 454 00:48:15,875 --> 00:48:16,875 Sorry. 455 00:48:27,500 --> 00:48:28,500 Slower. 456 00:48:30,334 --> 00:48:31,334 Slower. 457 00:48:32,625 --> 00:48:33,659 Slower. 458 00:48:33,742 --> 00:48:35,825 Slower, slower. 459 00:48:35,909 --> 00:48:37,617 Slower, slower. 460 00:48:37,700 --> 00:48:38,825 Slower. 461 00:48:38,909 --> 00:48:39,950 Slower. 462 00:48:40,034 --> 00:48:41,034 Slower. 463 00:48:42,875 --> 00:48:43,875 Slower. 464 00:48:49,209 --> 00:48:50,209 Yeah? 465 00:48:50,834 --> 00:48:51,834 Yeah. 466 00:48:53,750 --> 00:48:54,825 Yeah? 467 00:48:54,909 --> 00:48:55,909 Yeah. 468 00:49:45,084 --> 00:49:46,250 So, see you next week? 469 00:49:57,584 --> 00:49:58,584 That was nice, 470 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,000 in the end. 471 00:50:05,792 --> 00:50:06,792 Yeah? 472 00:50:08,917 --> 00:50:09,917 Yeah. 473 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,500 Okay, I'll text you. 474 00:50:20,959 --> 00:50:21,959 Okay. 475 00:50:47,209 --> 00:50:49,459 Fuck, what the fuck? 476 00:50:49,542 --> 00:50:50,709 Turn it off! 477 00:50:50,792 --> 00:50:52,750 - Turn it off! - It's off. 478 00:51:01,542 --> 00:51:03,385 I'm just saying, if my kids looked like that, 479 00:51:03,409 --> 00:51:05,409 I probably wouldn't keep putting them on Instagram. 480 00:51:05,492 --> 00:51:06,492 Jules? 481 00:51:09,084 --> 00:51:10,100 Yeah? 482 00:51:10,184 --> 00:51:11,225 Where you been? 483 00:51:12,750 --> 00:51:14,042 With a friend. 484 00:51:14,125 --> 00:51:16,334 She told me, you don't have to lie about it. 485 00:51:16,417 --> 00:51:18,459 I know you're seeing someone. 486 00:51:18,542 --> 00:51:21,334 I just want you two to talk again. 487 00:51:21,417 --> 00:51:23,209 Can we talk about this later? 488 00:51:23,292 --> 00:51:24,292 No. 489 00:51:25,875 --> 00:51:26,875 Come and sit down. 490 00:51:32,875 --> 00:51:33,875 Come on. 491 00:51:39,500 --> 00:51:40,542 Okay. 492 00:51:45,250 --> 00:51:46,459 Well, go on then. 493 00:51:49,209 --> 00:51:51,250 Can we just be friends again, please? 494 00:51:51,334 --> 00:51:53,460 Oh, my God, Toby, you're the one that's ignoring me. 495 00:51:53,484 --> 00:51:54,584 Because... 496 00:51:55,584 --> 00:51:58,959 Oh, I was very drunk. I just wanna forget it ever happened. 497 00:51:59,042 --> 00:52:00,500 It's already forgotten. 498 00:52:02,459 --> 00:52:03,584 - Good. - Good. 499 00:52:08,750 --> 00:52:09,750 Is that it? 500 00:52:27,417 --> 00:52:30,459 Okay, what is this energy you've brought in with you tonight? 501 00:52:30,542 --> 00:52:35,209 Hm, frustration, confusion, a sprinkling of self-loathing. 502 00:52:35,292 --> 00:52:37,250 You know, Friday night. 503 00:52:37,334 --> 00:52:38,709 Spill the tea, bitch. 504 00:52:41,292 --> 00:52:42,834 Can we just get drunk? 505 00:53:04,625 --> 00:53:09,959 I guess you summed it up, he's just, he's straight. 506 00:53:10,042 --> 00:53:13,167 See, this is why we don't date people who hate themselves. 507 00:53:13,250 --> 00:53:14,667 I did not get that memo. 508 00:53:14,750 --> 00:53:16,500 And not to be all Oprah about it, 509 00:53:16,584 --> 00:53:18,218 but if there's no emotional connection, 510 00:53:18,242 --> 00:53:20,682 you're just a puckered sphincter for him to dump his cum into. 511 00:53:24,417 --> 00:53:26,000 Did Oprah really say that? 512 00:53:26,084 --> 00:53:28,292 Mm-hmm, she texted me this morning. 513 00:53:56,292 --> 00:53:57,292 So... 514 00:53:59,750 --> 00:54:02,209 Me and Toby 515 00:54:03,750 --> 00:54:07,250 have been talking about your birthday, 516 00:54:10,875 --> 00:54:13,709 wondering how you wanna deal with that this year. 517 00:54:13,792 --> 00:54:15,709 -I was saying that I- -I was... 518 00:54:15,792 --> 00:54:17,667 Sorry. 519 00:54:21,292 --> 00:54:23,375 No, obviously there's no pressure from us. 520 00:54:23,459 --> 00:54:24,625 Mm-mm. 521 00:54:24,709 --> 00:54:28,334 It can be whatever you want it to be. 522 00:54:33,625 --> 00:54:34,625 Hmm. 523 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,750 I think I wanna get back on stage. 524 00:54:47,125 --> 00:54:48,125 Yeah? 525 00:54:50,334 --> 00:54:51,750 Yeah, I... 526 00:54:56,417 --> 00:54:57,709 I fucking miss her. 527 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,334 Aphrodite? 528 00:55:00,417 --> 00:55:02,042 - Yes. - Oh, right. 529 00:55:02,125 --> 00:55:04,084 I, I miss her too. 530 00:55:04,167 --> 00:55:06,834 I don't know, she was, she was just so... 531 00:55:09,459 --> 00:55:11,125 She was so powerful. 532 00:55:14,417 --> 00:55:16,017 Sometimes it was confusing, it was like, 533 00:55:18,542 --> 00:55:21,500 it was like, like she was the real me and... 534 00:55:23,667 --> 00:55:25,292 And I was the performance. 535 00:55:29,042 --> 00:55:30,042 Then after, 536 00:55:33,834 --> 00:55:34,834 after, you know, 537 00:55:39,584 --> 00:55:40,834 it was like I wasn't... 538 00:55:45,334 --> 00:55:47,125 It's like I wasn't worth that anymore. 539 00:55:51,750 --> 00:55:53,084 I couldn't let her down. 540 00:55:55,334 --> 00:55:57,000 You didn't let anyone down, babe. 541 00:56:00,084 --> 00:56:01,334 So, 542 00:56:02,917 --> 00:56:05,500 should we be preparing for a comeback tour? 543 00:56:34,542 --> 00:56:37,625 Hold it, hold it, hold it! 544 00:56:46,209 --> 00:56:49,334 You man, you man, let the girls in, let the girls in! 545 00:56:49,417 --> 00:56:50,834 Come on, where's your manners? 546 00:56:50,917 --> 00:56:52,584 Yeah, that's you, Bije. 547 00:56:52,667 --> 00:56:56,042 Get the next one, little bit of chivalry goes a long way. 548 00:56:56,125 --> 00:56:59,542 - You're a joker. - A joker? 549 00:56:59,625 --> 00:57:01,667 - She finds me funny. - It's true, Bije. 550 00:57:01,750 --> 00:57:04,500 Aye, aye, Preston's little mate. 551 00:57:06,834 --> 00:57:08,334 What was the name again? 552 00:57:08,417 --> 00:57:09,750 Jules? 553 00:57:09,834 --> 00:57:12,209 I like how Preston said he was too tired to come out. 554 00:57:14,125 --> 00:57:16,292 What are you doing here, Jules? 555 00:57:16,375 --> 00:57:18,834 Oh, I'm just here to pick up, innit? 556 00:57:18,917 --> 00:57:20,959 Hmm, you know he gets all his shit from me. 557 00:57:21,042 --> 00:57:24,875 Probably ripping him off. 558 00:57:24,959 --> 00:57:26,209 Every time. 559 00:57:28,959 --> 00:57:30,250 All right? 560 00:57:30,334 --> 00:57:32,334 Why you naked, cuz? 561 00:57:32,417 --> 00:57:35,042 Oi, oi, Preston, man, put some fucking clothes on. 562 00:57:35,125 --> 00:57:37,209 - Come on. - We've got company. 563 00:57:37,292 --> 00:57:39,709 I swear he's trying to seduce you, Jules. 564 00:57:39,792 --> 00:57:41,232 Preston, have you got any cold ones? 565 00:57:41,292 --> 00:57:42,375 Get me a drink. 566 00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:43,899 I thought you lot was going to Lee's? 567 00:57:43,959 --> 00:57:46,110 - Nah, Deb's done a hissy, man. - Fucking psycho, man. 568 00:57:46,134 --> 00:57:48,217 That's why you don't stick your dick in it. 569 00:57:48,300 --> 00:57:49,810 Chill, man, I'll put some clothes on 570 00:57:49,834 --> 00:57:52,625 - and we can get out of here. - Please don't leave me. 571 00:57:52,709 --> 00:57:53,709 Don't follow me. 572 00:57:55,042 --> 00:57:56,042 - Relax. - Hey, Don. 573 00:57:56,125 --> 00:57:57,200 Yo? 574 00:57:57,284 --> 00:58:00,367 - Have you got that bag? - Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 575 00:58:00,450 --> 00:58:01,450 Yeah, man. 576 00:58:02,625 --> 00:58:03,625 Jules. 577 00:58:05,209 --> 00:58:07,125 Jules! 578 00:58:07,209 --> 00:58:08,834 No, he's a pussy, man. 579 00:58:11,459 --> 00:58:13,500 - Bring it here. - No, he's a pussy. 580 00:58:13,584 --> 00:58:15,584 You get nicked, you get nicked. 581 00:58:15,667 --> 00:58:17,709 You get nicked, yeah, what if you're nicked? 582 00:58:17,792 --> 00:58:19,250 Come in here and chat to me, man. 583 00:58:19,334 --> 00:58:20,926 No, we're just about to go out, innit? 584 00:58:20,950 --> 00:58:23,118 Oi, you lot, this guy was in Pentonville with Preston 585 00:58:23,142 --> 00:58:24,822 and he's looking at me like I'm the crook. 586 00:58:24,892 --> 00:58:28,142 Why are you coming into my house and being rude to me, Jules? 587 00:58:28,225 --> 00:58:29,225 I'm not. 588 00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:31,834 Then come and sit down, man. 589 00:58:41,834 --> 00:58:44,167 You know what though, yeah, if you wanted weed, 590 00:58:44,250 --> 00:58:46,209 you should've come straight to the source. 591 00:58:46,292 --> 00:58:49,334 I would've given you a much better deal. 592 00:58:49,417 --> 00:58:52,125 No, sorry, man, it's just for sleep, I've got enough. 593 00:58:53,209 --> 00:58:54,769 How much money have you got on you now? 594 00:58:54,834 --> 00:58:57,292 Oz, man, that's Preston's mate, bro. 595 00:58:57,375 --> 00:58:59,792 Hush your gums, man, I ain't scary. 596 00:59:00,917 --> 00:59:02,250 Ain't gonna drop the soap. 597 00:59:02,334 --> 00:59:04,125 Allow it, man. 598 00:59:04,209 --> 00:59:06,500 What was you inside for? 599 00:59:06,584 --> 00:59:07,917 What? 600 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:09,000 Prison. 601 00:59:10,042 --> 00:59:11,042 Oh. 602 00:59:13,084 --> 00:59:14,084 Stealing. 603 00:59:17,492 --> 00:59:19,393 You want a few more seconds to think about that? 604 00:59:19,417 --> 00:59:21,257 No, no, I just don't wanna talk about it, do I? 605 00:59:22,709 --> 00:59:25,542 Not gonna lie, Jules, you don't look like the type. 606 00:59:29,042 --> 00:59:30,834 Oh, shit, you've got "Street Fighter." 607 00:59:30,917 --> 00:59:32,834 You a gamer, Jules? 608 00:59:32,917 --> 00:59:36,125 - Oh yeah, a bit. - Well, I'm actually top ten in the world. 609 00:59:36,209 --> 00:59:38,209 Oh, cheap. 610 00:59:38,292 --> 00:59:40,459 Top ten in the room then. 611 00:59:40,542 --> 00:59:42,959 Top ten in this room at "Street Fighter!" 612 00:59:44,334 --> 00:59:45,667 All right, gimme that. 613 00:59:45,750 --> 00:59:47,542 - Hey, you wanna play? - Yeah. 614 00:59:47,625 --> 00:59:49,459 All right, each game of six. 615 00:59:49,542 --> 00:59:51,875 Jack, allow Jules, man, he's a guest. 616 00:59:51,959 --> 00:59:53,993 Yeah, don't be sad that Jules dashed my character. 617 00:59:54,017 --> 00:59:55,892 Have you seen Sagat comes with a lion? 618 00:59:55,975 --> 00:59:57,642 A lion, yeah? 619 00:59:57,725 --> 01:00:00,142 A lion as well, what? What's he talking about, man? 620 01:00:00,225 --> 01:00:01,517 What the fuck you laughing at? 621 01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:03,267 It's a fucking tiger, bruv. 622 01:00:03,350 --> 01:00:04,809 Now, let's begin. 623 01:00:04,892 --> 01:00:09,309 Oh, Jules is gonna be Chun-Li. 624 01:00:09,392 --> 01:00:11,767 You know, she's a buff cartoon, innit? 625 01:00:11,850 --> 01:00:13,017 She is. 626 01:00:13,100 --> 01:00:15,684 She is, Chun-Li will get it, you know. 627 01:00:15,767 --> 01:00:17,042 - Fucking hell. - Come on, Jack. 628 01:00:17,125 --> 01:00:18,667 If her thighs are that big. 629 01:00:18,750 --> 01:00:20,000 - Fight! - Imagine the bunda. 630 01:00:20,084 --> 01:00:21,667 The size of it, yeah. 631 01:00:21,750 --> 01:00:24,209 Just straight in, yeah? 632 01:00:24,292 --> 01:00:27,000 Oh, that ass, fucking hell. 633 01:00:30,667 --> 01:00:32,250 You're dead, bruv. 634 01:00:33,834 --> 01:00:35,434 Have you played "Street Fighter" before? 635 01:00:36,792 --> 01:00:38,875 Jack, play the game, man. 636 01:00:38,959 --> 01:00:40,292 - K.O.! - Oh! 637 01:00:40,375 --> 01:00:41,709 - Fucking hell! - Oh! 638 01:00:41,792 --> 01:00:43,625 You just got perfected by a girl. 639 01:00:48,375 --> 01:00:50,167 - Fight! - Honestly, always talking 640 01:00:50,250 --> 01:00:53,000 about he's the best, look at this guy now. 641 01:00:53,084 --> 01:00:56,792 Preston, man, your mate's a fucking savage at this, man. 642 01:00:56,875 --> 01:01:01,209 Shut up, man, you use the same move over and over again. 643 01:01:03,584 --> 01:01:04,750 - Uh! - That's done, innit? 644 01:01:04,834 --> 01:01:06,584 - That's a done deal. - Chun-Li wins! 645 01:01:06,667 --> 01:01:10,250 - That is a done deal. - You lot, see that. 646 01:01:10,334 --> 01:01:11,793 - You're a cheater. - Come on, Don. 647 01:01:11,817 --> 01:01:13,060 You being Chun-Li again, yeah? 648 01:01:13,084 --> 01:01:14,084 Yeah. 649 01:01:14,125 --> 01:01:15,667 You know who it's gonna be, innit? 650 01:01:15,750 --> 01:01:16,875 - There you go. - Serious. 651 01:01:18,209 --> 01:01:20,250 - Come on, Don, you playing? - I'm playing, innit? 652 01:01:20,334 --> 01:01:24,667 Look at Don playing with two fingers like he's playing a fucking piano. 653 01:01:38,042 --> 01:01:39,709 All right, stop talking to me, man. 654 01:01:39,792 --> 01:01:41,100 - Just let me play. - Do you know 655 01:01:41,184 --> 01:01:42,475 you're playing "Street Fighter?" 656 01:01:42,559 --> 01:01:44,659 - Yeah, I'm fucking trying to. - You do realize that? 657 01:01:51,709 --> 01:01:53,334 Yo man, this one can't play, it's fucked! 658 01:01:53,417 --> 01:01:57,117 You lost, you lost! Put it down, put it down, put it down! 659 01:01:57,300 --> 01:01:59,510 The problem with your controller is you're holding it. 660 01:01:59,534 --> 01:02:01,242 - That's all, that's all. - Go again? 661 01:02:01,875 --> 01:02:02,875 Trust me. 662 01:02:02,959 --> 01:02:04,667 - Do it again. - Straight down. 663 01:02:04,750 --> 01:02:06,917 - Here, pass it. - Oz just get blood lust. 664 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,167 Oh no, oh-oh! 665 01:02:08,250 --> 01:02:10,334 Don't fucking throw my stuff on the ground. 666 01:02:10,417 --> 01:02:11,492 I swear down! 667 01:02:11,575 --> 01:02:13,825 Someone pass me the fucking thing, man. 668 01:02:13,909 --> 01:02:15,585 - Calm down, calm down. - Bad disrespect. 669 01:02:15,609 --> 01:02:17,442 - I'm joking, man! - Fuck off, man. 670 01:02:17,525 --> 01:02:19,025 - Round one. - You wanna do this 671 01:02:19,109 --> 01:02:21,067 - in front of Jules. - Fight! 672 01:02:24,125 --> 01:02:27,042 Shut up, shut up, give me a fucking break! 673 01:02:29,250 --> 01:02:30,709 - I see you losing. - Preston, don't! 674 01:02:30,792 --> 01:02:32,375 Look at your face, man. 675 01:02:39,784 --> 01:02:42,060 You're gonna win, you're gonna win, you're gonna win it. 676 01:02:42,084 --> 01:02:43,792 I feel it, I feel it, I can feel it. 677 01:02:43,875 --> 01:02:45,834 I know you're gonna win, you're gonna win! 678 01:02:45,917 --> 01:02:47,084 K.O.! 679 01:02:47,167 --> 01:02:48,209 Oh! 680 01:02:48,292 --> 01:02:50,042 Oh no! 681 01:02:50,125 --> 01:02:51,834 - This guy cheats. - It was so close! 682 01:02:51,917 --> 01:02:53,209 It was so close though! 683 01:02:53,292 --> 01:02:55,435 - This guy's fucking cheating. - What are you saying? 684 01:02:55,459 --> 01:02:58,000 - You're shit. - I told you this guy was rude! 685 01:03:13,709 --> 01:03:15,750 You like to see me fuck your mates up? 686 01:03:15,834 --> 01:03:17,042 Kind of, yeah. 687 01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:22,917 We can get out of here now, if you want. 688 01:03:25,917 --> 01:03:27,667 We could go fuck in a room. 689 01:03:29,584 --> 01:03:30,584 No, mate. 690 01:03:32,417 --> 01:03:34,250 Jules, grab me a beer, man. 691 01:03:34,334 --> 01:03:35,409 There's none left. 692 01:03:35,492 --> 01:03:38,075 Fucking Preston, man, buy your own fucking beers, man. 693 01:03:38,159 --> 01:03:39,367 It's the first one I've had. 694 01:03:39,450 --> 01:03:41,450 Keep driving around in your uncle's BMW. 695 01:03:41,534 --> 01:03:43,143 All right, why are you being a dickhead? 696 01:03:43,167 --> 01:03:46,125 'Cause you're a scrounger. 697 01:03:46,209 --> 01:03:47,869 - Come on you, man. - It ain't my uncle's, 698 01:03:47,934 --> 01:03:49,184 I bought it off him. 699 01:03:49,267 --> 01:03:50,767 Who are you trying to impress? 700 01:03:50,850 --> 01:03:53,184 We're going out. I ain't staying in no dry house. 701 01:03:53,267 --> 01:03:55,017 Focus on the game, focus on the game. 702 01:03:55,100 --> 01:03:56,634 Jules, are you coming? 703 01:03:56,717 --> 01:03:58,259 We can't, we've got shit to do. 704 01:03:58,342 --> 01:04:00,175 Oi, was I chatting to you? 705 01:04:00,259 --> 01:04:01,967 Do whatever the fuck you want, man. 706 01:04:03,084 --> 01:04:04,250 Jules. 707 01:04:06,209 --> 01:04:07,209 Yeah. 708 01:04:08,459 --> 01:04:10,167 Yeah, all right. 709 01:04:10,250 --> 01:04:12,417 - Come on, you lot. - What you doing? 710 01:04:13,750 --> 01:04:15,875 Just keeping it interesting. 711 01:04:15,959 --> 01:04:17,625 You coming, yeah? Jack. 712 01:04:24,292 --> 01:04:25,792 - Cool. - Yeah, it's cool. 713 01:04:25,875 --> 01:04:27,792 Hey, let's get some shots. 714 01:04:27,875 --> 01:04:29,375 Yeah, yeah, yeah, shots. 715 01:04:29,459 --> 01:04:32,625 - Fighting, yeah? - Yeah, come on then. 716 01:04:57,167 --> 01:04:58,167 What? 717 01:04:58,625 --> 01:04:59,625 Oh! 718 01:05:00,292 --> 01:05:01,709 - Oh. - Buff, innit? 719 01:05:01,792 --> 01:05:03,042 Oh yeah, yeah. 720 01:05:04,334 --> 01:05:07,500 Girl I've been chirpsing, watch. Did you see the back? 721 01:05:07,584 --> 01:05:09,625 Yeah. 722 01:05:09,709 --> 01:05:10,709 She's got a husband. 723 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,292 - Oh, nice. - Yes. 724 01:05:15,584 --> 01:05:20,459 What a waste, man. Watch, watch, watch 725 01:05:20,542 --> 01:05:23,334 - Hey, why are you so harsh to him? - It's like banter, innit? 726 01:05:24,875 --> 01:05:28,625 The trick is, you wanna push him right to his edge 727 01:05:28,709 --> 01:05:31,167 and then just walk away 728 01:05:31,250 --> 01:05:33,417 and the next time someone looks at him sideways, 729 01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:36,584 he goes full on psycho. 730 01:05:38,084 --> 01:05:40,084 - Is it bad? - Oh yeah, you've never seen it? 731 01:05:40,167 --> 01:05:41,500 No, no. 732 01:05:42,375 --> 01:05:44,917 My man's like a pit bull that's been dropped on his head 733 01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:47,792 too many times, it's kind of funny, still. 734 01:05:49,250 --> 01:05:52,250 Not for the person who's getting chunks torn out of him though. 735 01:05:53,292 --> 01:05:55,375 - Sounds fucked. - Oh, sweet. 736 01:05:56,417 --> 01:05:58,625 Yeah, bruv, I swear to God, imagine that video here. 737 01:05:58,709 --> 01:05:59,917 Pump here, pump it, yeah? 738 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,776 Guy comes up, comes up to me, we're chatting. 739 01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:03,842 I know him from the gym, we're just chatting. 740 01:06:03,925 --> 01:06:06,050 - The guy's in the gym. - But he kept, listen! 741 01:06:06,134 --> 01:06:08,076 - Yeah, I've heard it. - You're a dickhead, bruv. 742 01:06:08,100 --> 01:06:09,642 That's not me, bro, that's not me, 743 01:06:09,725 --> 01:06:11,850 that's not me chatting up geezers in the gym. 744 01:06:13,709 --> 01:06:15,584 But anyways, I'm chatting to him, yeah 745 01:06:15,667 --> 01:06:17,042 and there's, there's this one girl 746 01:06:17,125 --> 01:06:19,110 I'd been chatting to for a couple of weeks, yeah. 747 01:06:19,134 --> 01:06:20,967 He's the only mutual friend, yeah. 748 01:06:21,050 --> 01:06:22,592 So I'm like chatting to her on Insta. 749 01:06:22,675 --> 01:06:24,801 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm like, "Do you know this girl?" 750 01:06:24,825 --> 01:06:26,685 Like, I tap this guy, "Do you know this girl?" 751 01:06:26,709 --> 01:06:29,667 Man, I swear to God, I say to the guy, show it to him. 752 01:06:29,750 --> 01:06:31,875 I'm like, "Bro, do you know who this girl is?" 753 01:06:31,959 --> 01:06:33,167 - Who? - I swear to God, 754 01:06:33,250 --> 01:06:35,667 the guy goes, "Man, that's my girl." 755 01:06:45,084 --> 01:06:47,584 I was being a wasteman, bruv, I said, "Bun you anyway, man." 756 01:06:47,667 --> 01:06:49,167 Bruv, who's round is it? 757 01:06:49,250 --> 01:06:52,084 - Not mine, Bije, it's yours. - Who's round is it? 758 01:06:52,167 --> 01:06:55,792 Pres, it ain't a trick question, who's round is it? 759 01:06:55,875 --> 01:06:56,875 Yeah. 760 01:06:56,959 --> 01:06:58,709 - What you want? - Jaeger, Jaeger. 761 01:06:58,792 --> 01:07:00,084 - He said Jaeger. - Yeah. 762 01:07:00,167 --> 01:07:01,625 - Jules. - Pres. 763 01:07:01,709 --> 01:07:03,625 You gonna dance with me? 764 01:07:03,709 --> 01:07:05,709 - What? - You gonna dance with me? 765 01:07:05,792 --> 01:07:07,875 What happened to me, Lydia? 766 01:07:07,959 --> 01:07:09,459 Yeah, yeah. 767 01:07:09,542 --> 01:07:10,667 - Yeah. - Nice. 768 01:07:10,750 --> 01:07:12,301 - Go on, Jules, son. - You move quick. 769 01:07:12,325 --> 01:07:14,450 - Go on, Jules. - Fucking hell. 770 01:07:14,534 --> 01:07:15,625 Nice. 771 01:07:16,709 --> 01:07:19,250 Preston, man, your dude, bro. 772 01:08:23,834 --> 01:08:25,084 You needed to cool off? 773 01:08:26,417 --> 01:08:28,667 Getting some air. 774 01:08:28,750 --> 01:08:30,584 Oz is pissing me off. 775 01:08:30,667 --> 01:08:32,000 He's a fucking dickhead. 776 01:08:33,167 --> 01:08:34,167 Kind of. 777 01:08:35,084 --> 01:08:36,084 All right. 778 01:08:43,084 --> 01:08:44,375 What's this act you're doing? 779 01:08:45,250 --> 01:08:46,250 Do you like it? 780 01:08:50,334 --> 01:08:52,292 Am I turning you on? 781 01:08:55,500 --> 01:08:57,167 Yeah. 782 01:08:57,250 --> 01:08:59,542 I know your type. 783 01:08:59,625 --> 01:09:00,709 Yeah? 784 01:09:04,417 --> 01:09:06,584 Want a big man to treat you like a little bitch? 785 01:09:11,417 --> 01:09:12,417 Maybe. 786 01:09:17,750 --> 01:09:18,750 Come on then, 787 01:09:19,959 --> 01:09:20,959 let's go. 788 01:09:27,125 --> 01:09:28,334 Are you gonna do what I say? 789 01:09:31,500 --> 01:09:32,500 Yeah. 790 01:09:34,292 --> 01:09:35,292 Good boy. 791 01:09:55,625 --> 01:09:56,625 Upstairs. 792 01:09:59,792 --> 01:10:01,459 Take your fucking shoes off. 793 01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:41,500 What are you doing? 794 01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:44,500 Take your clothes off. 795 01:10:48,792 --> 01:10:49,792 When you're not with me, 796 01:10:51,584 --> 01:10:53,792 when you're out there with your little friends 797 01:10:53,875 --> 01:10:56,250 pretending to be some big man thug. 798 01:10:57,834 --> 01:10:59,209 I want a reminder, 799 01:11:00,542 --> 01:11:01,625 that really... 800 01:11:07,042 --> 01:11:08,917 You're just my little slut. 801 01:11:15,250 --> 01:11:16,730 Thought you were gonna do what I say. 802 01:12:00,917 --> 01:12:02,084 What's this? 803 01:12:05,625 --> 01:12:06,834 I got into a fight. 804 01:12:09,500 --> 01:12:12,042 Give me a name, I'll fuck him up. 805 01:13:56,834 --> 01:13:59,292 They're a mix of all of those actually. 806 01:13:59,375 --> 01:14:00,975 We're kind of just picking a seamstress. 807 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,709 Right, right, nice. 808 01:14:02,792 --> 01:14:05,209 I ask him what to do, tell him. 809 01:14:05,292 --> 01:14:07,167 Morning, wreck head. 810 01:14:07,250 --> 01:14:09,084 You want some food? 811 01:14:09,625 --> 01:14:10,834 Wow. 812 01:14:11,584 --> 01:14:12,667 Quite extravagant. 813 01:14:12,750 --> 01:14:15,584 Well, Julius, we do have guests. 814 01:14:16,459 --> 01:14:18,209 Are they keeping you here against your will? 815 01:14:19,084 --> 01:14:20,917 It's fine, it's food, innit? 816 01:14:22,375 --> 01:14:23,750 We hear it was a big night. 817 01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:25,875 Yeah, got a little, 818 01:14:27,042 --> 01:14:29,459 - got a little heavy. - He was on one. 819 01:14:29,542 --> 01:14:32,250 Hmm, hair of the dog then? 820 01:14:34,667 --> 01:14:37,917 Preston was just telling us about his business. 821 01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:39,750 It's just a market stall at the moment. 822 01:14:39,834 --> 01:14:42,250 I'm... I'm saving up some capital to expand. 823 01:14:42,334 --> 01:14:43,875 And what kind of clothes is it? 824 01:14:43,959 --> 01:14:46,084 Like streetwear, skatewear, 825 01:14:46,167 --> 01:14:49,625 like Stussy or Supreme, but not. 826 01:14:49,709 --> 01:14:52,292 I-I'm trying to make some connections 827 01:14:52,375 --> 01:14:55,542 with smaller European labels, help them establish over here. 828 01:14:55,625 --> 01:14:56,625 Cool. 829 01:14:56,709 --> 01:14:59,667 So you're the inspiration behind Jules' new dress sense? 830 01:15:01,792 --> 01:15:04,000 Ah, no, I think that's all him. 831 01:15:04,084 --> 01:15:05,084 Hm. 832 01:15:06,334 --> 01:15:07,667 He's got good style, though. 833 01:15:30,542 --> 01:15:31,542 Hiya. 834 01:15:42,042 --> 01:15:43,417 I just wanted to say 835 01:15:44,750 --> 01:15:48,042 sorry if I've been a bit standoffish. 836 01:15:49,084 --> 01:15:51,584 Jules is my best friend, I'm protective. 837 01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:56,542 It's been rough lately. 838 01:15:57,417 --> 01:16:00,875 Don't know if he told you about the, um, the attack. 839 01:16:00,959 --> 01:16:02,917 - Scar on his head? - Hmm. 840 01:16:03,542 --> 01:16:07,292 Hasn't really felt like the real Jules since then. 841 01:16:09,167 --> 01:16:14,167 All this... the clothes, the posturing. 842 01:16:15,125 --> 01:16:16,125 I just worry. 843 01:16:20,959 --> 01:16:25,084 We're planning a birthday thing for him, you should come. 844 01:16:27,300 --> 01:16:28,334 Yeah? 845 01:16:28,417 --> 01:16:30,917 I don't know, if you asked him, he'd probably be embarrassed, 846 01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:35,125 but if you sort of just showed up as a surprise, 847 01:16:35,209 --> 01:16:37,125 I think he'd be really touched. 848 01:16:38,292 --> 01:16:41,792 And it'd be good for you to see him in his natural environment. 849 01:16:41,875 --> 01:16:44,125 Maybe. See what I'm doing. 850 01:16:45,292 --> 01:16:48,542 Give me your number, I'll text you the details. 851 01:16:59,875 --> 01:17:00,875 Right. 852 01:17:02,375 --> 01:17:03,625 Last night was, 853 01:17:05,375 --> 01:17:07,209 - was kind of mad. - Yeah. 854 01:17:10,625 --> 01:17:11,625 I'll text you. 855 01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:07,084 Fuck! 856 01:19:45,459 --> 01:19:46,459 Come on. 857 01:19:49,042 --> 01:19:53,834 She's here! 858 01:19:53,917 --> 01:19:56,750 Come here! Happy birthday! 859 01:19:58,667 --> 01:20:00,250 Welcome home! 860 01:20:18,834 --> 01:20:19,834 All right? 861 01:21:14,792 --> 01:21:16,042 Hi, can I get a beer, please? 862 01:21:24,042 --> 01:21:25,042 Who are you looking for? 863 01:21:30,834 --> 01:21:32,084 What is he doing here? 864 01:21:32,167 --> 01:21:33,584 I invited him. 865 01:21:33,667 --> 01:21:35,875 - Does Jules know? - It's a surprise! 866 01:21:36,834 --> 01:21:38,792 - Toby! - What? It's his birthday. 867 01:21:38,875 --> 01:21:41,085 Don't think I can't see what you're trying to do here. 868 01:21:41,109 --> 01:21:43,234 - All right? - Hey! 869 01:21:44,167 --> 01:21:46,459 So nice of you to come. 870 01:21:46,542 --> 01:21:48,334 I can't stay long, I-I've got another thing, 871 01:21:48,417 --> 01:21:51,209 but just thought I'd have one, say happy birthday. 872 01:21:51,292 --> 01:21:53,917 Do you want me to put that in my bag? 873 01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:55,000 Cheers. 874 01:21:56,792 --> 01:21:58,250 Where's he at? 875 01:21:58,334 --> 01:22:01,292 Um, he'll be on stage in a minute. 876 01:22:01,375 --> 01:22:03,209 On stage? 877 01:22:03,292 --> 01:22:08,084 Welcome back, my children to Phallacy! 878 01:22:13,250 --> 01:22:15,500 And shut the fuck up. 879 01:22:16,417 --> 01:22:19,000 Our next act left us for the summer 880 01:22:19,084 --> 01:22:22,750 to go and sip the cocktails in the Hamptons. 881 01:22:22,834 --> 01:22:26,792 - Ooh! - Hm, oh, yeah. 882 01:22:27,834 --> 01:22:29,000 But now, 883 01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:32,334 she's back. 884 01:22:33,417 --> 01:22:36,000 And if you thought that she was a bad bitch before, 885 01:22:36,084 --> 01:22:37,875 let me tell you, 886 01:22:37,959 --> 01:22:41,542 you are going to gag! 887 01:22:41,625 --> 01:22:44,375 So please give a large hand 888 01:22:44,459 --> 01:22:48,542 and raise the roof for my friend, 889 01:22:48,625 --> 01:22:51,292 the queen of the fucking surf, 890 01:22:51,375 --> 01:22:53,792 Aphrodite Bang! 891 01:23:08,375 --> 01:23:11,959 Bullet hole, bullet hole, bullet hole, yeah! 892 01:23:12,042 --> 01:23:13,667 Yes, I said what I said! 893 01:23:13,750 --> 01:23:16,917 Yes, it's been a minute, bruvs, what you saying? 894 01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:19,292 She is back! 895 01:23:20,917 --> 01:23:24,375 So they say you should always lead with a joke. 896 01:23:24,459 --> 01:23:26,250 So I'm just gonna jump right in 897 01:23:26,334 --> 01:23:29,375 with a story about my gay basher. 898 01:23:30,375 --> 01:23:32,459 No, no, no, don't panic, don't panic. 899 01:23:32,542 --> 01:23:37,292 It all ends with us making a very steamy sex tape together. 900 01:23:37,375 --> 01:23:41,209 Now, I know, I know, I know we've all seen that porn before, 901 01:23:41,292 --> 01:23:43,500 but trust me, 902 01:23:43,584 --> 01:23:49,292 this guy's a very special performer. 903 01:24:06,250 --> 01:24:07,709 Fucking door number! 904 01:24:07,792 --> 01:24:10,459 And then when they came calling, he tried acting straight 905 01:24:10,542 --> 01:24:12,709 and then one look at the pussy, 906 01:24:12,792 --> 01:24:17,709 leave, he could not, he was tantalized, scandalized, 907 01:24:17,792 --> 01:24:19,959 he was under my spell. 908 01:25:11,209 --> 01:25:12,209 Oh. 909 01:25:24,792 --> 01:25:26,542 - Happy birthday. - Fuck! 910 01:25:26,625 --> 01:25:27,625 Fuck! 911 01:25:28,917 --> 01:25:32,667 Fuck! 912 01:25:34,084 --> 01:25:35,375 What are you doing here? 913 01:25:36,875 --> 01:25:39,542 Your mate invited me to surprise you. 914 01:25:40,750 --> 01:25:41,750 Oh. 915 01:25:46,959 --> 01:25:48,084 Nice of you to come. 916 01:26:08,500 --> 01:26:09,834 You think I don't remember you? 917 01:26:19,167 --> 01:26:20,167 What? 918 01:26:25,667 --> 01:26:27,750 I-I don't know what you mean. 919 01:26:29,550 --> 01:26:30,625 Don't you? 920 01:26:30,709 --> 01:26:33,084 'Cause you kind of gave the joke away in your act. 921 01:26:34,667 --> 01:26:36,125 I don't wanna talk about this here. 922 01:26:37,917 --> 01:26:39,125 Where are you going? 923 01:26:43,209 --> 01:26:45,334 - You fucking psycho. - Christ! 924 01:26:45,417 --> 01:26:46,459 You fucking psychopath. 925 01:26:46,542 --> 01:26:49,167 - Preston, just think. - Think you can make fucking fun of me? 926 01:26:49,250 --> 01:26:50,667 - Please, just, please. - Or what? 927 01:26:50,750 --> 01:26:52,685 - What are you gonna do? - Please just calm down. 928 01:26:52,709 --> 01:26:54,025 - Or what? - Let's talk about it, 929 01:26:54,109 --> 01:26:55,643 Preston, stay the fuck away from me! 930 01:26:55,667 --> 01:26:56,875 Shut up! 931 01:26:56,959 --> 01:26:59,375 Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up! 932 01:26:59,459 --> 01:27:01,917 Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up! 933 01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:05,792 Shut the fuck up, you shut the fuck up! You shut the fuck up. 934 01:27:06,667 --> 01:27:08,542 Who did you show the video to? 935 01:27:08,625 --> 01:27:10,042 Don't fucking lie to me. 936 01:27:10,125 --> 01:27:11,951 All right, I'm gonna take my hand away, yeah. 937 01:27:11,975 --> 01:27:14,017 If you scream, I will fucking gut you. 938 01:27:14,100 --> 01:27:15,892 You understand me, yeah, yeah? 939 01:27:15,975 --> 01:27:17,600 Who did you show it to? 940 01:27:17,684 --> 01:27:20,310 - I didn't, I didn't show it to anyone. - Don't fucking lie to me. 941 01:27:20,334 --> 01:27:23,000 - Please, Preston. - Don't fucking lie to me. 942 01:27:23,084 --> 01:27:24,167 If you lie to me. 943 01:27:24,250 --> 01:27:27,042 Please, please put the bottle down. 944 01:27:27,125 --> 01:27:28,625 Please, please. 945 01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:32,500 I know you're not, I don't think it's what you... 946 01:27:32,584 --> 01:27:35,917 Don't try that shit with me. Don't rile me up, swear down. 947 01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:37,625 - Let me explain. - Explain what? 948 01:27:37,709 --> 01:27:39,468 Explain what, how you tried to fuck me up? 949 01:27:39,492 --> 01:27:41,543 I didn't, I didn't. I couldn't go through with it. 950 01:27:41,567 --> 01:27:43,360 You didn't what? You couldn't go through it? 951 01:27:43,384 --> 01:27:45,860 You expect me to believe that? You expect me to believe that? 952 01:27:45,884 --> 01:27:47,660 I wanted to hurt you, yeah, but I couldn't. 953 01:27:47,684 --> 01:27:49,726 - But what? But what? - I just felt sorry for you. 954 01:27:49,750 --> 01:27:50,950 But what? But what? 955 01:27:50,992 --> 01:27:52,242 You felt sorry for me? 956 01:27:58,625 --> 01:27:59,625 Preston. 957 01:28:01,167 --> 01:28:02,417 That's my phone. 958 01:28:03,417 --> 01:28:05,167 They'll come here if I don't pick up. 959 01:28:06,084 --> 01:28:07,084 Please. 960 01:28:11,417 --> 01:28:12,625 Uh! 961 01:28:15,667 --> 01:28:18,584 No, no, uh! 962 01:28:19,959 --> 01:28:22,459 Uh! 963 01:28:29,834 --> 01:28:32,667 Uh! 964 01:28:39,375 --> 01:28:41,042 Uh! 965 01:28:46,542 --> 01:28:47,959 Uh! 966 01:29:30,917 --> 01:29:33,459 Uh! 967 01:29:33,542 --> 01:29:35,417 Fucking liar! 968 01:29:35,500 --> 01:29:36,584 Fucking liar! 969 01:29:37,584 --> 01:29:38,959 Fucking liar! 970 01:29:39,042 --> 01:29:41,292 Come here, you fucking liar! 971 01:29:44,084 --> 01:29:46,834 Get off me, get off! 972 01:29:58,042 --> 01:29:59,334 Fucking liar. 973 01:30:00,792 --> 01:30:02,750 You psycho. 974 01:30:02,834 --> 01:30:04,625 Fuck you. 66715

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