Original subtitles

just be me how about changing places

with

Mom I don't know what she's on but

whatever it is I

want hold on a minute there young lady

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that's the way I do

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it

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w

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no quen everything's fine I'm just

trying to keep it together I I know I

know I should take the time to

appreciate it all I will someday I'm

getting another

call you ever feel like the day hasn't

even begun yet and you're already late

for

everything I know yeah

byebye

refrigerator oh

noo

what oh I'm

sorry Annabelle what come on I'm coming

move it or lose it with the pedal to the

metal okay let's go last call all right

you want the refs to my label maker have

you g through the

already I paid $1 199.95 for those

resells at a discount yeah but that was

for

two you got to cut back on your

labeling I know I know all right all

right they're on the top of the

refrigerator I'll help you get them just

wait I need to finish getting

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dressed

hey anelle it's time to change the cat

litter it's Ben's turn it's not my turn

I changed it last

month do you want the refill then you're

going to change that litter until the

cat dies that's not fair there's only

two do you want the refills Mom do you

want the

refills all right where's my

mask

Andrew's house hi it's Bill is your

mother there yes and this is Annabelle

just in case you were wondering

Annabelle calling from a cellular phone

congratulations at 75 cents a minute

it'd be cheaper if you had friends and

family but then again we're not friends

or family who is it it's

dhead Annabelle does the concept of

matching mean anything to you Mom this

right here matches with this right here

I'm

matching hello Phil hi how's the

city Ben no more labeling

uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh uh uh

uh-huh

great

uh-huh Ben why are you changing the cat

litter again Annabelle May it's

illusional don't talk with your mouth

full can I have some milk please get

your brother some milk

helpless bill when do you get back yes I

contacted the vendors and they're

expecting the solid red tops and the

matching red bottoms tomorrow so you

better get here by

tonight remember tomorrow we've got that

IRS guy

coming okay good we'll see you

tonight we all miss you too

bye I thought you said no more smoking

in the house I'm trying to quit

Okay Bill's in new yorkt tonight he has

a surprise for us can't wait when are

you going to give Bill a break when he

stops acting like everything I say or do

is totally stupid bill doesn't do that

what a bet and how come he has to call

me fender bender all the

time look what really counts is that he

likes you

and I like him you have to you work with

him he's really been there for me for us

it's your life mess it up any way you

want and Annabelle and Jackie has swim

practice after school so Park's mother

will pick you up this is Andrew you're

driving past the but stop are we ever

going to have a normal morning maybe

when Dad was back they've been divorced

for 2 years you nerd aren't you ever

going to get it for your thick skull

that he's not coming

back so I guess compassion and

sensitivity aren't part of the

vocabulary list yet nope too many

syllables hey pal now remember you and

Clark will wait until after swim

practice and then Zeno I'll pick you

guys up for the busted up okay you told

me a gajillion times

okay you killed my

lunch it's not safe for you to be

running around with this kind of cash

but that's my lunch

money

morning ma' have to deal with these

morons hey baby what's going on she

wouldn't want you man honey you and me

how about a

date y Carrie check it out man got a

brand new rap when my kitty cat ran I

was so sad inside the feelings that have

a can no longer hi you can't rap about a

cat nobody raps about a cat man that's

so weird yeah I can it's going to be a

hit Village kid Carri speaking how can I

help

great I need an item number color and

size

morning oh Herby be careful up there

Bill's stuck in the city till tonight

he's waiting on the rest of our order

from the Orient it's stuck in customs so

we're on our own today there no

cappuccino run this morning znik called

he said if you want to make the payroll

this week and you do because I need my

check he needs accounts payable for the

last 6 months he need like yesterday

Miguel said they couldn't find any

thread so they went ahead and used

polyester on what on everything you're

telling me the entire run of bike shorts

was sewn with polyester thread Don't

Shoot Me I'm Only the messenger and Joe

of course left last night without

shipping one order oh what where is he

you think again mhm this is the third

time this week but I was Friday and

you're going to fire him right sure good

I'll F Well if I can get him to show up

I'll fire him he'll be in tomorrow it's

payday records the

records I can do

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this

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oh I can't do this

Herby

Carrie

help J's appendix burst you have to pick

a replacement for the swim competition

tomorrow what I'm 13 years old you

expect me to pick you're the captain of

the team aren't you you're the coach

what are we supposed to do the swimming

is tomorrow it's the semifinal she's the

best diver we've got we have to beat pen

with the proper positive attitude we

will once you decide which alternate

deserves to be brought up to the first

team I could make the call but wouldn't

we rather seize this opportunity to Aid

your personal growth

no good luck with this Andrews I have

faith you'll do the team

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proud obviously you're going to tell TI

to bring up Elena yeah Jackie like

nowhere her hair is way stringy she

dresses like a

four-year-old she's an embarrassment

there's no choice here

none have you seen Jackie's high D

lately now's the perfect time to tell

you picking Elena do it now and get it

over with good

luck

hey Annabelle thanks for the history

notes see you

tomorrow

yeah wait till I'm bitter saying that

you put Elena on the team and I heard

Char has a uniform that's not true total

rumor and speculation I haven't made up

my mind yet andab Belle's got a

boyfriend and his name is shut up Ben

every time I look at him it makes me

puke shut up Ben but you would rather

picena Jackie listen if you think that

you're not completely ready then I told

totally understand no I don't need more

time I know I can do it I've been

practicing really hard for

this you just don't have the guts to

pick

me no Gwen they were with their father

last weekend so it's been soccer games

at 130 then oh I'm not sure if I have to

take Annabelle to the mall I'll have to

I have to use the phone am I taking you

to the mall taking the bus I'm not

letting you take the bus I have to call

which at the homework assignment I'm on

it I'll let you use it when I'm through

I need my own phone no you don't and

Elena have their own phones don't move

in with them all I want to do is to make

a phone call even prisoners get a phone

call I'll call you back

when

she's not there her Line's busy she

doesn't have call waiting no her parents

gave her her own phone but not call

waiting so now you don't have your

homework assignments when are you going

to get a little more responsible look I

just forgot to write it down big deal

yeah like you forgot to clean your room

and you forgot to help with the dishes

and you forgot to and you forgot to stay

married Annabelle I need you to help me

around here I can't do it

all my life right now is incredibly

stressful and my life is like really

easy at least you get to do what you

want you don't have people ordering you

around every

second thanks for your help

what's a Talisman it's a charm stupid

actually a talisman's an object that's

supposed to carry certain powers I got

it from small guy in a weird little shop

in a garment district he says it came

from Turkey he

thinks how do you spell Talisman and I

got the matching one for Annabelle gee

thanks

Annabelle they're

wonderful don't eat off of other

people's plates an B well he's done

isn't he where's mine sorry Fender they

only come in

pairs man they're supposed to have

something to do with thoughts or their

powers or something does that mean that

if I wish a certain person who shall

remain nameless to go away you will

Annabelle Joy he says our thoughts are

the most powerful things we have so be

careful what you think I guess Ben

doesn't have to worry because he never

thinks hey what do you mean duh

Annabelle

thank you I love it yeah

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thanks look you asked my advice and I

gave it I just think you're mad because

I'm not giving you the answer you want

to hear I could lose my friends I could

lose the me

honey I wouldn't worry a lot about

it what's just I hear about you and Luke

nothing we're just friends or is that a

crime now too I don't trust him you

don't know him exactly that's my point

and besides you're too young to start

getting involved with boys I'm too young

to get involved with boys I'm too young

to have my own phone I'm too young to

take the bus you're not too young to

take the bus I just don't like you

taking the bus according to you I'm too

young to

live

sweetheart what I wouldn't give to be

too young you don't understand anything

I understand that if I don't get these

sketches done I could lose the biggest

potential customer Village kids ever had

I hate my

life you don't know what it's like you

just don't get

it yeah well sometime you ought to try

mine

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why can't you pick him up all I'm asking

you to do is walk over to the primary

school get your brother and bring him to

the swim meat I'll get there as soon as

I Poss possibly can why don't you write

yourself a note so you don't forget and

what happens when he goes into his

weirdo rapor routine and totally

distracts me throwing some raw meat

horrible terrible things are going to

happen today cuz it's Friday the 13th no

they're not everybody knows that Friday

the 13th is good luck stupid who's this

everybody knows that I don't think so

you know the Talisman that bill gave you

maybe you should wear that today honey

you know might bring you good luck for

the swimming come here Z I got a label

for leave the cat alone this label could

save us

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life hey bser we're late you ready I

know I'm almost ready so had breakfast

with Al Spitz this morning oh that's

right did you get the order not quite

but it looks promising I don't know what

we're going to do if we don't have a

strong quarter we're going to go out of

business than positive just sell Dey

today everything will be fine yeah yeah

everything's going to be okay do you

have any cash no use your credit card

don't worry you're definitely Absolut St

by you by your beauty your wi your

charisma

El's wouldn't to stop this craziness and

move in together see I don't know I had

this image once it was it was you Bill

and you were on your knees and you had a

batt

champagne and I think it was a ring yes

it was it was a ring in a nice little

velvet box how about dinner

instead Anabelle yes I'm leaving you

watch your bathing suit don't forget to

take a jacket and turn that music

off you know that today is Friday the

13th why did you schedule my meeting for

Friday the 13th don't tell me you're

superstitious now well aren't you you're

the one that got us these Talisman

Annabelle come on get going carp's

already

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here be growing up and Order people

around all day sure would be nice to

have someone who makes sure my life runs

on

schedule mom doesn't know what a piece

of cake her life is anille doesn't know

how easy she's got

it forget it I'm not wearing this better

be nice to have her

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life honey I'm feeling a little

claustrophobic could you move over who

are you calling

honey where's mom mom

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if I'm

her then she must be

me stay tuned

because hey watch it here are my

sunglasses 75 cents what happened to our

allowance hey Annabelle isn't it sad

that Alena thinks Michael are likes her

just because he told Ashley he loves

Chloe and only wants to have Elena over

get some invite maybe you should tell

Elena he doesn't really like her he just

wants to be friends I know he's not's

interested

in pinch

me

ow this must be a dream it can't be

happening it's really

happening I don't know how it's

happening but it is

happening Annabelle's

body how can I be an Annabelle's body I

don't get it I just don't get

it what is this place a zoo where're all

the teachers

I feel like I'm walking through mud

these shoes must weigh 75 lbs a

piece what do they think they're

doing stop

that

this is crazy why am I not me I think

like me but I sound like Mom and I look

like Mom G this hairspray feels terrible

did I do something to upset you yeah

dorad like be

born you have to think that maybe not

everything's about you okay Point well

taken

listen kby going to take you later to

pick up your car so you can drive for me

drive I can't drive what are you talking

about uh my my license expired I can't

drive until I renew it okay fine then

Herby can drop you off at the restaurant

what do you mean drop off where are you

going to be with znik

remember our accountant and you've got

to get ready for that meeting with Freda

debney Freda who Freda who that's funny

Ellen Freda debney head buyer for all

420 KC department stores the woman holds

a future of our company in the palm of

her hand

hello that that big important meeting

that mom was talking about it

today oh God oh God oh God oh God I

can't go to that

lunch look I got to tell you something

now you may not believe it cuz I don't

believe it but you got to listen darling

calm down

I what you nuts it was for good luck how

do you get out of this

car don't touch me I was reaching for

the handle what is the matter with you

everything look I know you're nervous

take a deep breath calm down

everything's going to be fine just be

yourself Fat

Chance don't forget your

portfolio and tell Herby to pick up

these

boxes hey well how you

doing don't you want to trade trade what

clothes why on Earth would I want to

trade clothes with you Annabelle we do

it every

day yellow is not my

color Heather can you give me a ride

after for school day I'm going have to

ask my mom because you know we're going

to go pick up my brother and what's his

problem see

classo

hey Annabelle don't forget six period

to's Hill Who Are You Luke Luke Luke

ma when did you get so cute give me a

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break

to

to I yo

orita everyone take your seat for please

Dinky Dinky Shapiro oh my I didn't know

you were a teacher here but it's been 20

25 years don't call me Tinky since the

fifth grade Annabelle how'd you know my

maid name just the lucky guess I guess

listen dinky oh dinky I need your help

you don't understand this Twilight Zone

kind of pay attention everybody we're

having a pop oral quiz to your

feat Rachel just wants elen on the team

to make herself look better and it's so

unfair how she goes around trashing

Jackie Rachel just uses people tell me

girls why is Rachel so popular stop

chewing your the truth because if you're

not nice to her she'll destroy you now

class the first question is how do you

introduce yourself to someone you've

just met for the first

time an get your head

down

Village kids Carrie can I help you hey

hey alen yeah Miguel said they got the

fabric for the warmup so it's all

screwed up you need to go make a

decision tell Mom

why why what what's your mom have to do

with the warm-up

suits uh Miguel's here you can talk to

him right

now why don't you talk to him I don't

speak Spanish man I am funking Spanish

what are you talking

about compe something happened I turned

into my

mother well I'm I'm me but I'm in my

mother's body so I don't know I guess

she's her in mine you get it

yeah can you help me with

what

thank

see

for

no

guac

[ __ ] hi Carrie look this is a bit of an

emergency I need to speak to Annabelle

my I mean my mother right now is she

there not at the moment honey she been

in it all today just for a minute it's

been one crisis here after another

crisis what kind of Crisis first there

was something with the buttons then

there's a problem with the fabric I

don't know how these people do business

she can't handle all that look Carrie

I'm going to tell you something and and

you have to believe me don't ask me any

questions cuz i' be able to answer them

go ahead what is it I need to talk to

you Annabelle you're going to have to

catch me later because I got to get off

and grab these lines okay well just uh

Tell Ellen that uh to hang in there and

I know what's going on and I'll get back

to her as soon as I can I don't mean to

put you on the spot or anything

Annabelle but I at least think I deserve

a straight answer are you picking me or

Elena

I'm going to do what should have been

done right from the start you're it I'm

choosing you really honestly you worked

hard for it Jackie you deserve it oh

Annabelle thank you but aren't you

worried about what Rachel's going to say

listen I have dealt with people more

formidable than Rachel French

practically every day of my life just go

out there and worry about doing your

best thank you Annabelle you're really

great I won't let you down I know dear

Annabelle science is this way we're

dissecting frogs today remember oh

that's inhumane not least of all

disgusting didn't the Board of Education

vote against that I could have sworn

they

did next up vote against that I could

have sworn they

did next up is the esophagus located

here uh it is part of the elementary

Canal that begins at the inferior end of

the lingo

fings and passes between the

tra I am the Frog the trachea and the

vertebral column until it penetrates the

diaphragm do you want to take out the

Esopus or should I wait let's consider a

minute why should anybody have to do it

is there a problem Miss Andrews actually

yes more I think about it the more I

realize that this is an incredibly

Antiquated and sadistic not to mention

sickening ritual that doesn't really

teach anything that couldn't be learned

by plastic models and

charts right

on the only reason it goes on year after

year is because everybody thinks it's

revolting but they figure if they have

to suffer through it the Next Generation

should

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too

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this is not

revolting it's

education no one ever said education was

pretty

education excuse me but isn't a frog an

endangered

species hold on a minute there young

lady who Do You Think You

Are I Am the woman who on the steps of

the Student Union at Penn State in 1969

and marched for equality for our sisters

we fought for the ra we demanded World

Peace we insisted that all people have

equal rights under the Constitution of

the United States of

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America detention no I can't possibly

fit detention in today well maybe you

should have thought about that before

you disrupted your entire class would

you like a martini with that oh that

would be wonderful thank you dry two

olives I've noticed that some of your

team's um uniforms and equipment need

updating well of course they do and just

as soon as the good little man with lots

of money shows up we'll get them another

child principal handle please don't

treat me like I am one oh excuse me I

let me put it another way

were out of

funs now about this Detention of yours

what I want to see you do let's

negotiate let's what negotiate but I'd

like to propose oh don't you think that

you're going to weasel out of your

detention Miss

Andrews I've been doing this for too

long and I've seen too many kids smarter

than you yes but none with my experience

now let's say that my company designs

the uniforms your

company my mother's company uhhuh we'll

give them to you at a cost and we can

throw a a bingo night or something to

raise necessary fund what do you

think I think you've got two hours

detention for that little prank of yours

Miss Andrews one hour for the

cigarette and two more hours for the

little stunt that to just pull bribing

the principal you are

dismissed well I'm sorry to hear that

principal handle I thought the children

would be very happy with new

uniforms

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outou oh I Woman My Own Heart

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Carrie there's something really freaky

Happening Here who you're seeing isn't

me see who you're seeing is my mom only

it's just me kind of in my mom's skin

sweetie it's Friday the 13th everybody's

to jump out of their skin once in a

while it'll pass Joe's here he must a

paycheck yeah no yeah you have to fire

him today now I'll fire him tomorrow

tomorrow Saturday sweetie he's costing

us money you have to fire him now I'm

sending him in I'm turning off that

music I don't know how you can think

with it

on what's

up hi

Joe

hi you want some

chocolate yeah

thanks so

Joe what exactly is it that you do

here

I drive I pick up I deliver I box I deal

with the customers I do

everything somebody sure metad at

you hey if you're talking about me not

coming in all week I got a good excuse

my relatives come in from Philly they

expect a big show you know my wife she

gets the flu my mother comes in from New

York to see the relatives and then my

mother goes to the hospital with

pneumonia so suddenly I'm left with

little Sophia and I'm supposed to be the

nurse I only got two hands you know what

I'm saying

I'm really sorry Joe it sounds terrible

but I got good news for you you're fired

so you can spend more time with your

family I got to get out of

here oh could I travel you for a

cigarette no problem great do you have a

light thanks don't you girls think

you're a little young to be

smoking I'm trying to quit Annabelle

what are you doing are you FR or

something stop it give that back you

hate cigarettes I

do I I do I

do

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honey I'm not honey what do I look like

I come from a bee I'm Annabelle why do

you call people honey so stupid Els

what's the matter what's wrong

I've been trying to tell you what's

wrong I'm trapped in this body that

isn't mine you'll look great to me but

if you don't like your body may you want

to try cutting down that Sugar I think

it's giving you mood

swings pattern makers

here good she need to see the mannequin

drinked

good I knew

that I'm turning off that music I don't

know how you can think with it

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on

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El what are you

doing designing a new

line for

twins siamese

twins is this one of the catches you

made for Freda

[Applause]

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Dey I don't know what she's on but

whatever it is I want some Ellen what

ever happened to your irrational fear of

hype no problem

whoa cool job Bob thanks Carmen just

called she said she cannot finish the

summer samples because she never got the

label we're supposed to be showing them

to her in an hour the label maker called

and said he won't release anything

because he never got a check from us

Ellen what was the last thing I said to

you before we left last

night can I have a hand I put a check on

your desk I told you to have Herby

deliver it first thing this morning so

he could take the labels to Bernice

himself you could have called him and

what were you planning to show free to

Dey well can't you just let her see some

of the junk we have around here Ellen

this is winter merchandise would it do

any good to show a buyer samples of

things that she's never going to

buy no what is wrong with you why did

you keep yelling at me well pull

yourself together we have a meeting in

an hour and you're a mess comb your hair

fix yourself up do what you always

do I don't understand what's gotten into

you

today well you're not the only one

believe

me I woke up and I was me and now I'm

not what happened I did have some

highlights put in my hair the other day

maybe something in the

chemical n that's impossible the

necklace the Talisman Annabelle and I

each got one from Bill could the talsman

have something to do with it increases

the power of your thoughts

oh my God you got a hall pass Miss

Andrews your flies open Mr

sweet

ouch excuse me and where are we

going well miss Miss uh Miss um deia

what do you got

amnesia well you see I left my my my bag

in in Miss Barb's class so could I go

get it now just be back before class

starts okay

okaya

La I think it's uh I think it's Sanskrit

maybe it's Turkish well it is Oriental

you you know what it could be it could

be ancient

Chinese or maybe it's Japanese or or

maybe it's Asian what's that oh it's an

old dialect it's across between Indian

and Asian it's I'm not sure maybe it's

Tibetan isn't there a book that can help

me decipher this I'm afraid that our

library does not have a Sanskrit English

dictionary we pretty much stop Webster

here maybe you should just go straight

to the source great where's that the

Himalayas if you need help there is a

woman that can help you her name is

Leanne futterman and ancient languages

are her

passion what country is she

in wait wait wait you go to the

restaurant to meet VA Herby will take me

to pick up the samples without the label

I'll meet to the restaurant as soon as I

can again what do I do until you get

there just be the woman were

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yesterday

plastic how do they feel fine I'm going

to wear them out of here oh man I got to

be across T in like 15 minutes put your

shoes in a bag for you man cool how long

you been roller bre that's I was five oh

listen throw all those helmets and um I

need elbow pads and knee pads knee pads

well mom's not going to like it if her

knees get all scraped up oh don't scam

me man you got the rkz 60s already you

better throw in a pair of those uh size

8 and 1/2 uh no 5 and 1/2 an hour for

you yeah no um for my kids sister oh she

love them I just bought a pair of those

myself they fly yeah uh anything else uh

well I guess I need something to carry

all this in right

absolutely

wa okay body believe me we can do

this Whoever thought up skirt they're

useless how are you supposed to

move oh I see all right I got

it but they're still

stupid I love your dirty fingernails and

I love the way your smell from Mal I

love your dry brittle hair I love you

chubby uh I'm looking for Miss sperman

she's not here thany you always did go

for younger men you don't belong in here

young lady

out come with me

Annabelle

Andrews what's wrong with you get out of

here

Andrews um well I'm extremely tired and

I thought that perhaps I could sit this

one out if that's

okay let's go

Andrew

hey you all

ready go go go Nice

Shot okay let hands up hands up defense

defense traveling where are you going

your best gets that way give me the

ball okay let's go bring it in bring it

in hands up hands

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up let's go let's go mo mo

mo double

dribble Andrew get the ball whyly

Andrew don't you give me attitude okay

inbound hey hey hey Andrew what are you

doing now what is it give me the ball no

I finally got the ball why should I give

it to

you that's the don't get so angry it's

just a game you

know get

grab

[Music]

gra help

F okay everybody's down Court hustle

let's go back I don't have all day com

up

Andrews

yes this is the restaurant how did you

get this number have Mrs Andrews and Mr

Davidson arrived uh no Miss de well have

they called they sent a messenger have

they facts not that I know of Miss

debney I hope they have a good

excuse lose the

[Music]

music this is definitely

Chinese boy my eyes are not what they

used to be I've been meaning to get

glasses but I you got to clear something

up for me okay I've been having a really

bad day and I was just in a library and

I swear that I saw saw someone that

looked exactly like me right right so

she's your twin right you guys are twins

no because twins share an egg and we

each have our own egg

now I think what this

means I'm not sure what this mean I

think it means you guys are twins okay

you win now this is the symbol

for oh let's take a look at what's going

on down here because I definitely

recognize this

great but I can actually make sense of

it what about those little characters

down there

m

h something something something

something something something something

something

permanent

[Music]

permanent stay tuned because Freaky

Friday is coming right

back here on

[Music]

Disney uh may I help you Ma yeah yeah

um where's fra mney she's over there but

I have to check his skate check them for

what you have to take your skates off no

way I just got

him I can't believe I made it who are

you annal Andrews I'm supposed to be

meeting an Ellen

Andrews I mean Ellen than thanks Mrs

Ellen Andrews that's me that's right I'm

sorry I'm late fine the meter's running

that's just get going now what about

Door kids well you are the designer and

co-owner of Village kids are you not

anyway uh uh kind

of well let's see some

samples oh see there was this whole

screw up with the samples so dork uh

Bill had to go get the samples but he's

uh he's probably going to be here any

minute well let's see some

sketches the

rendering your

portfolio I'm going to be back in 2

seconds

promise thanks guys

thanks Alan what yeah yeah go sucks go

suck

[Music]

I don't understand what could have

happened

for how did you enjoy the result stop

changing the subject okay I'm out of

time why don't you just show me samples

well

[Music]

these don't match yeah I know uh look

Freda Ellen can answer all your

questions I'm just the boring numbers

guy Ellen's a creative

genius as I've heard you are well

actually I'm a little above

really I suppose we could take a few

minutes to talk about me you know when I

got started in this business I was wet

behind the ears I was a great

kid mom's got to stop

smoking sorry Bill it's not about you

it's just that you know I wouldn't wait

for my own mother this long and after

years of analysis I almost like her yo

Freda check it out man I got everything

I'm really sorry it took so long but I

found the sketches it's terrific could

you please let go of my arm sorry I

didn't want you going any place would

you care for anything to drink oh yeah

yeah um can I have a root beer float

what am I asking you for I'd like a root

beer float a root beer float yeah double

Scoops ice cream um burger with the

works french fries oh and some of those

french fried onion rings yeah we got to

have those for her hey I'm

pan may please go the bathroom

sure

[Music]

she's where with Freda debney at the

restaurant hi Stan her IRS I'm here to

see Bill Davidson I got to run the guy

from the IRS is here don't worry about

anything your mom's going to be

fine

[Music]

sho

don't you love these onion R she must be

hungry H Ellen Miss Deb's been waiting

patiently impatiently for you to explain

your vision of this unique and matched

line of children's clothing cool this

Andre's as Charming as this has been I

really do have to get to my office well

wait she worked I worked really hard on

these can't you just stay and take a

look at them

can I speak to you a

moment

sure alone excuse us

Freda oh can't I eat

first you have some of my French

FS I don't put too much catchup on them

though could you take those skates off

they're not skates they're roller blade

what has gotten into you get a hold of

yourself Le sale we could lose

everything you could lose the house Ben

won't get his braces Annabelle won't go

to summer camp what show her the

sketches sell her the line get the order

oh put a little pressure on me way don't

you I have to go meet that IRS guy I'll

see you

later take a chill

pill so

uh I guess you uh want me to show you

our stuff huh whatever gave you that

[Music]

idea anybody ride a bike today a bike

bike no did anybody bik today did

anybody ride a bike today I missed the

bus why oh C it sure come on I'll show

you how to unlock

it let's go this

way just make sure you're back by six

period for cobs

Hill cobs Hill isn't that where

teenagers go and make out do other

things yeah so please don't tell me it's

already come to this that's pretty funny

Annabelle you sound just like my

mother tell me Luke have we ever been to

cobs

Hill

no so why start

now uh this is my bike the combination

7217 and don't forget to lock it thanks

Luke wait don't you want the helmet no

thanks I'm already having a bad day the

last thing I need is helmet hair

I'm not going to lie to a nice lady like

you I I can't answer all your questions

because I don't know all the answers but

I'll tell you what I do know kids really

like this stuff it's comfortable it

feels good it it looks

good you know there's a secret that most

parents don't know I'm going to tell you

one of the reasons it's catching on is

because Miss debney do you have kids I

don't really understand

children okay so you probably don't know

this girls are always trading clothes

with each other constantly like at at

school and junk so de's tips always suck

you want to know why they always suck

because of you because you don't know

how to you don't know how to do your

work everybody knows that the worst yeah

maybe give us a nickel more this gu

job or back and no matter what it always

looks great my friends love it and it's

price Fair too so the parents like it

too look all my talking in the world

isn't going to prove it to you like if

you saw the kids in their

clothes would you do that for me would

you come to school with me for an hour

to see the clothes on the kids you're

not kidding oh please pretty please

today in a few hours for an hour well I

have to admit your full enthusiasm is

you know rather

appealing I'll let you know when I'll

either be there or I

won't You Make Me Feel So

Young you make me feel like spring

hasung and every time I see your grin

I'm such a happy individual

the moment that you

see I want to go play hide and seek I

want to go and B some Moon just like a

toy

balloon you and I are just like a couple

of

TI running across it's great having leg

with only 12

years forget me

you these always smelled this

good you make feel oh Master Lee your

ping duck is the best in town it's the

only one in town you wouldn't happen to

have any of your wobo beef and cherry

plum sauce ready yet would you I miss

lunch Joe throw a few of those duck feed

in the fryer do on hun be just fine Jo

Hey Jo what are you doing here look your

mother fired me this morning I came in

here for lunch the rest is history

fascinating simply fascinating where did

you say you got this my boyfriend

brought it from New York so young to

have a boyfriend where in New York he he

bought it off a men in the Garment

District ah must have been Sun Le here

has a little shop of 28 and 7 great so

you can help me no no what do you mean

no you said you could read Chinese no he

does he who heho heho who he joli my

grandfather oh forget it he's sleeping

so wake him up oh no you can never wake

up he holy he can only wake up

naturally he's awake now grandfather

tell us what this

means mind is everything if you cling to

thought with will it assumes outward

form outward form

yeah

when you employ your will you control

your own

destiny is that

[Music]

it sunset most auspicious time for

movement in

firmament or change will be permanent

sunset what time is it what are you

doing here Mr Andrew don't ask have you

seen Anabelle no she should be here I

don't know where she is listen Jackie

I'm sorry to take you out of class but

it's really important I've been doing a

lot of thinking and well I don't care

what Rachel and Brin say I say you're

the one that should be in the me today

that's what Annabelle said

too she did when first thing this

morning I should have figured she'd do

that I didn't know you knew how to

roller blade Mrs

a yeah

well Jackie you have to do me this huge

favor I want you and the other guys to

wear these warm-ups today and sell your

sweats I got this big deal lady coming

to the meat and it's totally crucial for

her to see us in our outfits okay only

one problem this a didn't you hear right

now Annabelle and I are the team what

Rachel Elena and Bin quit yeah all

because of me nice huh so you probably

better keep your clothes because right

now all we can do is stand up in front

of the whole

school and

[Music]

forfeit for the third time Annabelle no

I have not seen your mother nor do I

believe a word you're saying bill it's

fact I don't exactly know how and I

don't know why I'm telling you this but

I'm Ellen trapped in Annabelle's body

yeah and I am Superman trapped in Clark

Kent's body will you look at him what

does he think he's doing hey what are

you doing huh don't you need a search

warant for this no sir I don't well

could you tell me what you're looking

for maybe I could help you find it that

w't be necessary found everything I need

and your files are in surprisingly good

order makes my life easier I'm just

going to take what I need down of the

office I'll have it back to you in a

couple of days take what you need you

can't do that these are my files sorry

server the IRS wait a second if you have

a supervisor I would like to name of

your supervisor I'm going to tell him

what you're up to Sure sir go ahead

what's your name

Bill Clinton

Bill a wise guy a total wise guy are you

even listening to me of course I am what

is it some kind of Club Initiation a

little drama Department exercise get a

gullible adult to buy into your fairy

tale Annabelle you are a very cute kid

you have a wonderful vivid imagination

but I don't have time for this I got a

IRS man trying to figure out whether of

all the Infantry we declaring our

quarterly tax returns I got your mother

acting a little insane and now this

please stop patronizing me all I know

this whole thing started because of your

ridiculous Talisman yeah my Talisman

caused you and your mother to switch

bodies yes and if I don't figure out

some stupid riddle before Sundown I'm in

danger of being stuck like this forever

all right that's it I cannot play

anymore Annabelle I a grown-up and I

have way too much to do I'm thrilled you

came down here to torment me but now I

want you to get back on your little

bicycle and pedal your tush back to

school she was absolutely right who just

because you think you're talking to a

child you automatically assume that

everything I say or do couldn't possibly

have any real meaning for you well I'm

going to let you in on a little secret

Mr Bill Davidson this could be problems

for us Buster big problems I just think

that children are the most precious

resource we have and unless we listen to

them and nurture them and take every

available opportunity to help them boost

their self-esteem then this world

doesn't stand a chance and I could never

ever be involved with anyone who doesn't

thoroughly passionately agree

hey there she

is I hope you know coach ta is blaming

you completely for our team falling

apart she say she gave you one simple

job and you blew it wait a minute let me

try to understand this you act like a

spoiled self-centered little brat pull

all kinds of outrageous power trips quit

the team and I end up getting blame for

it hardly seems fair does it it's

unbelievable well you know there's a

simple way to fix everything what give

aaina the spot even though we both know

that Jackie deserves it more catch on

quick Andrews forget it you little

social terrorists I've made my decision

Jackie is on the team and I'm absolutely

not going to be intimidated by a

manipulative malicious little

12-year-old if you'll excuse me now I

have to get ready for for a swim

meet did she just like totally blow us

off here

completely you're going to tell me it

was normal for you to roller blade into

the restaurant well how else was I going

to get there you ate off of Freda Deb's

plate you licked your fingers in front

of her well I couldn't help it I was

starving to death jeez why you making

such a big deal about everything oh I

don't know maybe it was because Freda

Dey had the potential to be a $2 million

account and she still does want to know

why cuz of me cuz of something I totally

came up with myself oh really well maybe

you don't even need me around here

anymore du what do you think I've been

saying from the start look I don't mean

to be me but you are a total nag you

criticize people to death you don't

listen you're clueless when it comes to

dealing with kids how can you possibly

know what they want to wear you're right

I'm a jerk I'm a total idiot sh you need

work on your jump shot too I'm a big

weight around the neck of creative

genius so I'll tell you something you

run the business you balance a books

deal with the bank secure all the credit

take all the credit run the whole show

I'm out of

here what are you looking

at

boys huh he probably expect me to come

Chase and after him s out all like sad

and and and beg him to come back why

should I I can't think of one good

reason why mom wouldn't be better off

without it you got it that was Freda

debney yeah she said she has a detailed

list of questions that she wants to ask

Bill before she decides whether or not

she wants to come to the meet or not

okay that's a good

one hi this is Bill Davidson I'm not

home right now please leave a message at

the be not home now what do I do find

him be there whoa look who's coming hey

hey check it out good good come T stuff

hey baby Who you calling baby I'm almost

13 old enough for me hey you want to go

out tonight I

no way you are fat you SM you got hair

up your

nose what do you mean she's looking for

Bill well he and your mother got into a

huge fight he went ballistic and he quit

he quit are you sure honey believe me he

won't be coming back I'm toasting MC's

like a bagel and cream cheese will you

not rap about a

bagel

El oh man I've been looking all over for

you Freda really needs to talk to you

okay now you got to get her to show up

at the meet I'll arrange it with the

team whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Els listen

there's something I want to say I

actually need to say is more along the

lines I know I know we had that big

fight but some of the stuff that I

said wasn't right not everything but but

something hey don't back up from what

you said

a lot of the stuff you said was

right it was yeah listen uh Annabelle

was here earlier she Anabel was here

what' she say a lot of stuff I really

didn't pay much attention to and that's

the point we have to make some decisions

L some changes part of the reason I'm

not involved with your kids is I don't

know where I stand I hold back because

well if it doesn't work out with you and

me I don't want them to feel

rejected I know they went through it

with their dad and

I don't want to put them through that

again I always figured you didn't like

us much us them them much anyway

sweetheart what I'm trying to say

is will you marry

me no and oh are you kidding me when did

it get the serious I'm not ready for

this Ellen don't don't you love me love

you I'm still trying to decide if I like

you right now I can't stand you hello

hello is anybody there if you are please

pick up it's me please pick up Annabelle

Bill you're there is Annabelle I mean

Ellen there with you too yeah you want

to talk to her everything all right sure

kid let me get her for you Ellen

Annabelle is on the phone I don't care I

never want to talk to her hey the PO

been trying to reach you all day

I cannot believe that you didn't tell me

about you and Bill I will never ever

ever forgive you honey don't you think

that's a little harsh no way I don't

care what Annabelle we'll discuss this

later don't you think there's some other

things that we need to talk about no we

will not and we won't discuss anything I

you never talk to me why should I talk

to you Annabelle I don't care if we ever

talk

again I'm sorry kiddo she's upset

between you and me in the phone line

yeah I think I'm the one she's mad at

did something happened between the two

of you yeah apparently my grave mistake

of proposing you did yeah oh my God what

did she say she turned me down so fast

my head's still spinning well of course

she did bsers she almost took my eye out

that Talisman she threw at me wait a

minute you just call me bser the way she

that's exactly what I've been trying to

tell you all day she turned you down

because she's not

me she's

Anabell

[Music]

yes uh um Annabelle can I talk to

you let me ask you a question what is

that one little niggling thing that

really bothers you about me everything

okay that's not going to

work ah what's my middle

name like you don't

know what was the name of my little dog

that died while I was away at

school oh your dog

[Music]

died so it's your fault it's always my

fault you did give us the talism look

right now that's not important what we

have to do is get you and your mom and

the talisman's all the same place same

time why because your mother said so and

it has to happen before Sundown

otherwise this whole is permanent so on

let's move fast here I wish it was

Daylight Savings Time

go

b t

hi why are you still here guess my Dum

sister forgot all about

me want me to give you a ride home no

one's there my mom's working and my

sister's at a swim

me why don't you wait here in case she

shows up I'll go call your mom

okay hey poor SP lose your diaper wait

for your mommy you better be going not

so fast what's that around your

neck hey rage hey Miss Andre you know

where Annaville is I don't know and I

don't care rage can I talk to you like a

grownup how else would you talk to me

Andre listen I want to tell you that I S

sort of figured out for myself today no

matter how great or cool you think you

are sometimes it's not about you or your

problems you know not

really I mean it's kind of always about

teamwork what does this have to do with

me I know Jackie isn't your best friend

or anything but so what she worked like

a maniac to make us all look better and

she's on the team just cuz you don't

like her too bad you have to learn how

to get along with people I get along

fine thanks I'm very

popular yeah why cuz people really like

you or because they're afraid of

you it's just like when I get a little

bugged with my my brother Ben uh here

take those pass them out wear them it'll

be

great hey give me that hey come on stop

be careful mom here you go Ben what's

going on guys nothing really we were

just um you know helping him

[Music]

yeah hey I can't see Ben get the front

tire off the bike huh flip the clip on

the front tire oh yeah right we'll take

it to the police station book at it

evidence evidence now what should I do

it you fig figure it

out just throw in the

trash oh yeah Mom you're so

cold you weren't bad yourself J what are

you going to do to Annabelle for

forgetting to pick me up a it's just as

much my fault as it is her yeah but you

didn't forgive me cuz you hate me I

don't hate you you're

you bug me sometimes that's all I know

you don't hate me I mean Annabelle your

sister doesn't hate you she screams at

me she tells me to get lost she calls me

names I always have to make a deal with

her and I always lose that's because

you're not as smart as your sister not

yet

anyway my grades are better well yeah

because he said to you all the time you

never have any fun I have fun it's not

the kind of fun I have

has I mean I like cleaning my room I

like things ni I mean she wants me to be

just like her and I'm

not I'm just what I am I can't help

[Music]

it I mean I don't care if she's not like

me I love her

anyway you

do yeah what do you

think I think you're a much cooler kid

than I ever gave you credit

[Music]

for 15 years I've been coaching this

team 15 town of

Andrews this will be the first time I've

ever had to Forfeit I must tell you

Andrews I'm Mia mentally

disappointed did it ever occur to you

that maybe this is just as much your

fault isn't it also your job to teach

how much pressure and responsibility can

we ask these kids to take on well if

we're going to Forfeit let's do it but

do not under any circumstances think

that you can blame me for

this we're not going to for this R come

up with a really great compromise we're

going to alternate the alternate Jackie

today and Elena next week why not Elena

today Jackie

today how come

hey we're a team aren't

we what are those oh this is stuff your

mom dropped off FR store for the meat my

mom she's here she was but she left she

had to pick up your brother come on

Andrews now that we're going to compete

let's go walk the

board remember you're our number one

star you're up first

counting on you Andrew all a Shady Grove

is counting on

[Music]

you Ben hey Ben oh

baby oh it's so good to see you why are

you here all by yourself where's your

sister huh what mom brought me where is

she she wanted to go get some but she's

coming right back come on wait where are

we going I'm supposed to away from Mom

oh honey you don't always have to listen

to what your mother

has come on let's

go are you sure you know how to do this

my dad's a mechanic he can hot wire

anything yes you guys better hurry

principal hand's going to be out any

minute you can't drive yes I can get

in Annabelle you can't do this I mean

you're going to get us in

trouble I just can't reach the pedals

get up

there come on

[Music]

hurry oh Call Me Irresponsible call me

unreliable undefendable too what are you

doing do my

foolish well I'm not too clever I just

adore you call me unpredictable tell me

I'm impr practical rainbows I'm inclin

to

pursue Call Me Irresponsible yes I am

unreliable but it's undeniably

true that I'm irresponsibly M for you go

and call me unpredictable tell me that

time inor rainbows I'm inclined of

aible

[Music]

II where's alen or she going to arrive

on a jet well hopefully she's an astral

project herself here but you know what

makes this line so special Freda is that

that uh Ellen's really just a kid at

heart Anabelle

mother Annabelle mom what' you do with

my hair I brushed the Chen necklace yeah

here okay we have to move fast time I

sown I know what do we do well honey we

have to uh synchronize our thoughts you

know think the same thought at the same

time I guess like we did this morning

okay okay okaying

yeah what do we think about angel let's

go we have 45 seconds before we force it

but Mom you can't die you can't even

swim I have to honey I have to for

you hey hi wow are you made it huh

terrific does anybody want any chocolate

El she doesn't want that name yes

[Music]

now ladies and gentlemen welcome to the

buck County dive team finals between

Shady Grove and Penfield junor

high it's a glorious spring day here in

shortville New Jersey and Shady Grove is

eager to be back in diving in home

serice hey breida here it is Village

kids worth waiting for

huh well it's a bit to

disturbing but in a weird way it

works dive into our new line stripes and

Pla a it Divine that's pretty good we

can use

that diving first for shady Gro is

Annabelle

Andrews

Ellen [ __ ] is afraid of

heights Annabelle Andrews is Shady

Grove's highest rated diver holding the

League's record for most point points in

a season today she will be attempting a

front one and a half from 5

[Applause]

m you don't have to do

[Music]

this now they are bleach resistance and

prey shrunk right you have to stop her

[Music]

noen oh oh what are you doing Annabelle

you turn how to go right back up there

got into you Andrew get up there do it

now do it for me for me for her do it

for all of us Sil for

shady there you

go way to go Andrew way to go

[Music]

yes don't do

it I

can't I can't I can't do this thank

positive the power of your

thought the power of your

will I can control my own

destiny oh

[Music]

Mom I think I can

can maybe I

can I probably

can all in I thought you can do it Mom

you can do it you can do it you can do

it I can do

it I can do

it I can can do it do

[Music]

it

[Applause]

it's a perfect 10 for Annabelle

[Applause]

Andrew

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

much to my surprise I'm in I want a full

range of sizes for my 420 cases

department store in the US I'll deal

with International

later I've never done Chistmas with

anybody like you before you have a

refreshing style don't ever lose

[Music]

it excuse me honey

gr you did so well Andrew you've got

detention for the rest of the week

instead of the next 3 years of your life

you know I I've been thinking about what

you said about about the uniform it's

not a bad idea have your mother give me

a call hey Annabelle I know you put

yourself in the line for me and I just

want you to know I really appreciate it

you deserve it yeah but you know what I

mean pink you next

up oh honey I've never really liked that

is it really

you what do you

[Music]

think thank

God thank you all for coming and we'll

see you next month at the state

championship drive safely and don't

forget to buckle up I want to warm up yo

Annabelle was crazy hyp hey guys oh Luke

thanks so much for your help yeah good

night good night hey so is every body

themselves again seems that way and this

means we get to get paid then this week

looks like it's cool don't forget our

race B ra I talk to annab uhhuh oh hey

goodbye good luck Ellen excuse me I

really don't appreciate you telling

Annabelle my personal business oh I'm

I'm sorry dinky you're right it's Dana

and this is barab to your daughter dinky

why don't you take Bend to the car and

I'll meet you there oh

hey great diving wow great and get this

Devy went for the whole line you saved

Village kids you did The

Impossible forget it but just don't

forget my summer camp okay and you could

bring home some of that chocolate you

look fashed in the

office so you found that huh think your

mom's a

hypocrite nah I think my mom doesn't

have it as easy as I

thought let's go

[Applause]

home

you know Bill he's not he's not perfect

but he he's a good guy whatever you want

to do Mom I'm with

you listen I may have been a little hard

on you about Luke he's a good kid how do

you know well he helped me out a couple

of times I think he really likes

you listen mom I never really understood

how hard it is for you how much you have

to do and worry about

and I never appreciated how much

pressure you guys have on you all the

time I guess it's hard at any age

huh You're A Little Piece of Heaven do

you know

that hey Mom how happened do you think

Friday the 13th comes around anyway oh

every hundred years if I'm lucky

You Make Me Feel So

Young you make me feel like spring

hasun