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no when everything's fine I'm just

trying to keep it together I I know I

know I should take the time to

appreciate it all I will someday I'm

getting another

call you ever feel like the day hasn't

even begun yet and you're already late

late for

everything I know yeah

bye-bye gra how do you

refrigerator

oh

what oh I'm

sorry Annabelle come on I'm coming move

it or lose it put the pedal to the metal

okay let's go last call all right what

are the refs to my label maker have you

got through those already I paid $19.95

for those refills at a discount yeah but

that was for

two you got to cut back on your

labeling I know I know all right all

right they're on the top of the

refrigerator I'll help you get them just

wait I need to finish getting

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dressed

hey annelle it's time to change the cat

litter it's Ben's turn it's not my turn

I changed the last

month do you want the refill then you're

going to change that litter until the

cat dies that's not fair there's only

two do you want the refills mom do you

want the

refills all right where's my

mask Andrew's house hi it's Bill is your

mother there yes and this is Annabelle

just in case you were wondering

Annabelle calling from a cellular phone

congratulations and 75 cents a minute

it'd be cheaper if you had friends and

family but then again we're not friends

or family who is it it's

dhead Annabelle does the concept of

matching mean anything to you Mom this

right here matches with this right here

I'm

matching hello Phil hi how's the

city Ben no more labeling

uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh uh uh

uh-huh great

uh-huh Ben why are you changing the cat

litter again Annabelle May it's

delusional don't talk with your mouth

full can I have some milk please get

your brother some milk

helpless bill when do you get back yes I

contacted the vendors and they're

expecting the solid red tops and the

matching red bottoms tomorrow so you

better get here by

tonight remember tomorrow we've got that

IRS guy

coming okay good we'll see you

tonight we all miss you

too

bye I thought you said no more smoking

in the house I'm trying to quit

Okay Bill's in new yorkt tonight he has

a surprise for us can't wait when are

you going to give Bill a break when he

stops acting like everything I say or do

is totally stupid bill doesn't do that

what a bet and how come you us to call

me fender bender all the

time look what really counts is that he

likes you and I like him you have to you

work with him he's really been there for

me for us it's your life mess it up any

way you want

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then Annabelle and Jackie have swim

practice after school so Clark's mother

will pick you up this Andrew you're

driving past a bus

stop we ever going to have a normal

morning maybe when Dad M back they've

been divorced for 2 years you nerd

aren't you ever going to get it for you

thick skull that he's not coming

back so I guess compassion and

sensitivity aren't part of the

vocabulary list yet nope too many

syllables hey pal now remember you and

Clark will wait until after swim

practice and then Zeno I'll pick you

guys up to the bus stop okay you told me

a gajillion times

okay you killed my

lunch it's not safe for you to be

running around with this guy cash but

that's my lunch

money morning ma' have to deal with

these morons hey baby what's going on

you wouldn't want you man honey you and

me how about a

date y car check it out man got a brand

new W when my kitty cat ran I was so sad

inside the feeling is that have a can no

longer you can't rap about a cat nobody

raps about a cat man that's so weird

yeah I can it's going to be a hit

Village kid car speaking how can I help

you great I need an item number caller

and size

morning oh Herby be careful up there

Bill's stuck in the city till tonight

he's waiting on the rest of our order

from the Orient it's stuck in customs so

we're on our own today there's no

cappuccino run this morning znik called

he said if you want to make the payroll

this week and you do because I need my

check he needs account payable for the

last 6 months he needs like yesterday

Miguel said they couldn't find any

cotton threads so they went ahead and

used

polyester on what on everything you're

telling me the entire run of bike shorts

was sewn with polyester thread Don't

Shoot Me I'm Only the messenger oh and

Joe of course left last night without

shipping one order oh what where is he

you think

again mhm this is the third time this

week but tomorrow's Friday and you're

going to fire him right sure good I'll

well if I can get him to show up I'll

fire him he'll be in tomorrow it's

payday the records the

records I can do this

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oh I can't do this

hery

Carrie help

J's appendix burst you have to pick a

replacement for the swim competition

tomorrow what I'm 13 years old you

expect me to pick you're the captain of

the team aren't you you're the coach

what are we supposed to do the swimming

is tomorrow it's the semifinal she's the

best diver we've got we have to beat pen

with the proper positive attitude we

will once you decide which alternate

deserves to be brought up to the first

team I could make the call but wouldn't

we rather seize this opportunity to Aid

your personal growth

no good luck with this Andrews I have

faith you'll do the team

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proud obviously you're going to tell TAA

to bring up Elena yeah Jackie's like

nowhere her hair is way stringy she

dresses like a

four-year-old she's an embarrassment

there's no choice here

none have you seen Jackie's high dives

lately now's the perfect time to tell

you're picking Elena do it now and get

it

over good luck

hey Annabelle thanks for the history

notes see you

tomorrow

yeah wait till and B are saying that you

put Elena on the team and I heard Char

already has a uniform that's not true

total rumor ins speculation I haven't

made up my mind yet Annabelle's got a

and his name is shut up Ben every time

look at him it makes me puke shut up Ben

but you would rather pick

Elena Jackie listen if you think they

you're not completely ready then I

totally understand no I don't need more

time I know I can do it I've been

practicing really hard for

this you just don't have the guts to

pick

me no Gwen they were with their father

last weekend so it's B soccer games at

1:30 then oh I'm not sure if I have to

take Annabelle to the mall I'll have to

I have to use the phone am I taking you

to the mall I'm taking the bus I'm not

letting you take the bus I have to call

which at the homework assignment I'm on

it I'll let you use it when I'm through

I need my own phone no you don't Rachel

BR and Elena have their own phones so

move in with them all I want to do is to

make a phone call even prisoners get a

phone

call I'll call you back

when she's not there her Line's busy she

doesn't have call waiting no her parents

gave her her own phone but not call

waiting so now you don't have your

homework assignments when are you going

to get a little more responsible look I

just forgot to write it down big deal

yeah like you forgot to clean your room

and you forgot to help with the dishes

and you forgot to and you forgot to stay

married

Annabelle I need you to help me around

here I can't do it

all my life right now is incredibly

stressful and my life is like really

easy at least you get to do what you

want you don't have people ordering you

around every second

thanks for your

help what's a Talisman it's a charm

stupid actually a talisman's an object

that's supposed to carry certain powers

I got it from small guy in a weird

little shop in a garment district he

says it came from Turkey he

thinks how do you spell Talisman and got

the matching one for Annabelle gee

thanks

Annabelle they're

wonderful don't eat off of other

people's plates Annabelle well he's done

isn't he where's mine sorry Fender they

only come in

pairs man they're supposed to have

something to do with thoughts or their

powers or something does that mean that

if I wish a certain person who shall

remain nameless to go away you will

Annabelle Joy he says our thoughts the

most powerful things we have so be

careful what you think I guess Ben

doesn't have to worry because he never

thinks hey what do you mean duh

Annabelle thank you I love it yeah

thanks

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look you asked my advice and I gave it I

just think you're mad because I'm not

giving you the answer you want to hear I

could lose my friends I could lose the

meat honey I wouldn't worry a lot about

it what's just I hear about you and Luke

nothing we're just friends or is that a

crime now too I don't trust him you

don't know him exactly that's my point

and besides you're too young to start

getting involved with boys I'm too young

to get involved with boys and too young

to have my own phone I'm too young to

take the bus you're not too young to

take the bus I just don't like you

taking the bus according to you I'm too

young to

live sweetheart what I wouldn't give to

be too young you don't understand

anything I understand that if I don't

get these sketches done I could lose the

biggest potential customer Village kids

ever had I hate my

life you don't know what it's like you

just don't get

it yeah well I'm time me ought to try

mine

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why can't you pick him up all I'm asking

you to do is walk over to the primary

school get your brother and bring him to

the swim meat I'll get there as soon as

I possibly can why don't you write

yourself a note so you don't forget and

what happens when he goes into his

weirdo rapor tetine and totally

distracts me throw him some raw meat

horrible terrible things are going to

happen today cuz it's Friday the 13th no

they're not everybody knows that Friday

the 13th is good luck stupid who's this

everybody knows that I don't think so

you know the Talisman that bill gave you

maybe you should wear that today honey

you know might bring you good luck for

the swiming come here I got a label for

leave the cat alone this label could

save his

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life hey bser we're late you ready I

know I'm almost ready ready so had

breakfast with Al spit this morning oh

that's right did you get the order not

quite but it looks promising I don't

know what we're going to do if we don't

have a strong quarter we're going to go

out of business than positive just sell

Dey today everything will be fine yeah

yeah everything's going to be okay do

you have any cash no use your credit

card don't worry you're de Absolut St by

you by your beauty your your charisma

El's why don't to stop this craziness

and moving together see I don't know I

had this image once it was it was you

Bill and you were on your knees and you

had a botle of

champagne and I think it was a ring yes

it was it was a ring in a nice little

velvet box how about dinner

instead alabelle yeah I'm leaving you

watch to Bing suit don't forget to take

a jacket and turn that music off

do you know that today is Friday the

13th why did you schedule my meeting for

Friday the 13th don't tell me you're

superstitious now well aren't you you're

the one that got us these Talisman

Annabelle come on get going purple's

already

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here growing up and Order people around

all day sure it' be nice to have someone

who makes sure my life runs on schedule

mom doesn't know what a piece of cake

her life is doesn't know how easy she's

got

it forget it I'm not wearing

this better be nice to have her

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life honey I'm feeling a little

claustrophobic could you move over who

are you calling

honey where's mom

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mom if I'm

her then she must be me

stay tuned

because hey watch here are my

sunglasses 75 cents what happened to our

allowance hey Annabelle isn't it sad

that Elena thinks Michael are likes her

just because he told Ashley he loves

Chloe and only wants to have Elena over

to get him invite maybe you should tella

he doesn't really like her he just wants

to be friends I know he's not

interested it will be

a pinch

me

ow this must be a dream it can't be

happening it's really

happening I don't know how it's

happening but it is

happening anabil body

how can I be an Annabelle's body I don't

get it I just don't get

it what is this place a zoo where are

all the

teachers I feel like I'm walking through

mud these shoes must weigh 75 lbs a

piece what do they think they're

doing stop that

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this is crazy why am I not me I think

like me but I sound like Mom and I look

like Mom G this hairspray feels terrible

did I do something to upset you yeah

dorad like be

born do you ever stop to think that

maybe not everything's about you

okay Point well taken

listen Herby's going to take you later

to pick up your car so you can drive to

me drive I can't drive what are you

talking

about uh my my license expired I can't

drive until I renew it okay fine then

Herby can drop you off at the restaurant

what do you mean drop off where are you

going to be with znik remember our

accountant and you've got to get ready

for that meeting with Freda Dey frea who

Freeda who that's funny Ellen Freda

debney head buyer for all 420 casc

department stores the woman holds a

future our C in the palm of her hand

hello that that big important meeting

that mom was talking about it

today oh God oh God oh God oh God I

can't go to that

lunch look I got to tell you something

now you may not believe it cuz I don't

believe it but you got to listen darling

calm down I

ah what you nut it was for good luck how

do you get out of this

car don't touch me I was reaching for

the handle what is the matter with you

everything look I know you're nervous

take a deep breath calm down

everything's going to be fine just be

yourself Fat

Chance don't forget your

portfolio and tell her you to pick up

these

boxes hey Annabelle how you

doing don't you want to trade trade what

clothes why on Earth would I want to

trade clothes with you Annabelle we do

it every

day yellow is not my color

Heather can you give me a ride after

school day I'm going have to ask my mom

because you know we're going to go pick

up my brother and what's his problem see

class

Annabelle hey Annabelle don't forget six

period cobs Hill Who Are You Luke Luke

Luke

Mathis when did you get so cute give me

a break

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to

to everyone take your seats for please

Tinky Shapiro oh my God I didn't know

you were a teacher here but it's been 20

25 years no's call me Tinky since the

fifth grade Annabelle how' you know my

maiden name just a lucky guess I guess

listen dinky oh dinky I need your help

you don't understand this Twilight Zone

kind of pay attention everybody we're

having a pop oral quiz to your

seat Rachel just wants Elan on the team

to make herself look better and it's so

unfair how she goes around trashing

Jackie Rachel just uses people very nice

tell me girls why is Rachel so popular

stop chewing yourself the truth because

if you're not nice to her she'll destroy

you now class the first question is how

do you introduce yourself to someone

you just met for the first

time anal get your head

down Village kid gri can I help you hey

hey Yen yeah Miguel said they got the

fabric for the warmups it's all screwed

up you need to go make a decision I'll

tell Mom why why what what's your mom

have to do with the warmup

suits uh Miguel's here you can talk to

him right

now why don't you talk to him I don't

speak Spanish man I am funking Spanish

what are you talking about

something happened I turned into my

mother well I'm I'm me but I'm in my

mother's body so I guess

she's her in mine you get it

yeah can you help me with what

good thank

you see

see

for no no it's

guac hi Carrie look this is a bit of an

emergency I need to speak to Annabelle

my I mean my mother right now is she

there not at the moment honey has she

been in it all today just for a minute

it's been one crisis here after another

crisis what kind of Crisis first there

was something with the buttons then

there's a problem with the fabric I

don't know how these people do business

she can't handle all that look Carrie

I'm going to tell you something and and

you have to believe me don't ask me any

questions cuz i' be able to answer them

go ahead what is it I need to talk to

you Annabelle you're going to have to

catch me later because I got to get off

and grab these lines okay well just uh

Tell Ellen that uh to hang in there and

I know what's going on and I'll get back

to her as soon as I can I don't mean to

put you on the spot or anything

Annabelle but I at least think I deserve

a straight answer are you picking me or

Elena I'm going to do what should have

been done right from the start you're it

I'm choosing you really honestly you

worked hard for it Jackie you deserve it

oh Annabelle thank you but aren't you

worried about what Rachel's going to say

listen I have dealt with people more

formidable than Rachel French

practically every day of my life just go

out there and worry about doing your

best thank you Annabelle you're really

great I won let you down I know dear

Annabelle science is this way we're

detecting frogs today remember oh that's

inhumane not least of all disgusting

didn't the Board of Education vote

against that I could have sworn they

did next up vote against that I could

have sworn they did

next up is the esophagus located here uh

it is part of the elementary Canal that

begins at the inferior end of the lingo

fings and passes between the

trachea I am the Frog the trachea and

the vertebral column until it penetrates

the diaphragm do you want to take out

the esophagus or should I wait let's

consider a minute why should anybody

have to do it is there a problem Miss

Andrews actually yes more I think about

it the more I realize that this is an

incredibly Antiquated and sadistic not

to mention sickening ritual that doesn't

really teach anything that couldn't be

learned by plastic models and

charts right

on the only reason it goes on year after

year is because everybody thinks it's

revolting but they figure if they have

to suffer through it the Next Generation

should

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too this is not

revolting it's

education no one ever said education was

pretty

education excuse me but isn't the Frog

and endangered species

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oh hold on a minute there young

lady who Do You Think You

Are I Am the woman who stood on the

steps of the Student Union at Penn State

in 1969 and marched for equality for our

sisters we fought for the ra we demanded

world's peace we insisted that all

people have equal rights under the

Constitution of the United States of

America

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detention no I can't possibly fit

detention in today well maybe you should

have thought about that before you

disrupted your entire class would you

like a martini with them oh that would

be wonderful thank you dry two

olives I've noticed that some of your

team's um uniforms and equipment need

updating well of course they do just as

soon as the good little man with lots of

money shows up we'll get him not a child

principal handle please don't treat me

like I am one oh excuse me I let me put

it another way we out of

funs now about this Detention of yours

what I want to see you do let's

negotiate let's what negotiate but I'd

like to propose don't you think that

you're going to weasel out of your

detention Miss Andrews

I've been doing this for too

long and I've seen too many kids smarter

than you yes but none with my experience

now let's say that my company designs

the uniforms your

company my mother's company uhhuh we'll

give them to you at a cost and we can

throw a a bingo night or something to

raise necessary funds what do you

think I think you've got two hours

detention for that little prank of yours

Miss

Andrews one hour for the

cigarette and two more hours for the

little stunt that you just pulled

bribing the principal you are

dismissed well I'm sorry to hear that

principal handle I thought the children

would be very happy with new

uniforms ouch

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Oh My Woman My Own

Heart

Carri there's something really freaky

Happening Here who you're seeing isn't

me see who you're seeing is my mom only

it's just me kind of in my mom's skin

sweetie it's Freddy the 13th everybody's

to jump out of their skin once in a

while it'll pass Joe's here he want a

paycheck yeah no yeah you have to fire

him today now I'll fire him tomorrow

tomorrow Saturday sweetie he's costing

us money you have to fire him now I'm

sending him in I'm turning off that

music I don't know how you can think

with it

on what's

up hi

Joe

I you want some

chocolate yeah thanks

so

Joe what exactly is it that you do

here I drive I pick up I deliver I box I

deal with the customers I do

everything somebody sure mad at

you hey if you're talking about me not

coming in all week I got a good excuse

my relatives come in from Philly they

expect a big show you know my wife she

gets the flu my mother comes in from New

York see the relatives and then my

mother goes to the hospital with

pneumonia so suddenly I'm left with

little Sophia and I'm supposed to be the

nurse I only got two hands you know what

I'm

saying I'm really sorry Joe it sounds

terrible but I got good news for you

you're fired so you can spend more time

with your

family I got to get out of

here oh could I trouble you for a

cigarette no problem great you have a

light thanks don't you girls think

you're a little young to be

smoking I'm trying to quit Annabelle

what are you doing are you spry or

something stop it give that back you

hate cigarettes I

do I I

do honey

I'm not honey what do I look like I come

from a bee an Annabel why do you call

people honey so stupid Els what's the

matter what's

wrong I've been trying to tell you

what's wrong I'm trapped in this body

that isn't mine you look great to me but

if you don't like your body then you

want to try cutting down that Sugar I

think it's giving you mood swings

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pattern maker

here good she needs to see the mannequin

drinked

good I knew

that I'm turning off that music I don't

know if you can think with it on

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El what are you

doing designing a new

line for

twins siamese

twins is this one of the catches you

made for Freda

Dey w w w w w El woohoo

I don't know what she's on but whatever

it is I want some Ellen whatever

happened to your irrational fear of

height no

problem whoa cool job Bob thanks Carmen

just called she said she cannot finish

the summer samples because she never got

the label we're supposed to be showing

them to her in an hour the label maker

called and said he won't release

anything because he never got a check

from us Ellen what was the last thing I

said to you before we left last night

can I have a hand I put a check on your

desk and I told you to have Herby

deliver it first thing this morning so

he could take the labels to Bernice

himself you could have called him and

what were you planning to show free to

Dey well can't you just let her see some

of the junk we have around here Ellen

this is winter merchandise would it do

any good to show a buyer samples of

things that she's never going to

buy no what is wrong with you why did

you keep yelling at me well pull

yourself together we have a meeting in

an hour and you're a mess comb your hair

fix yourself up do what you always

do I don't understand what's gotten into

you

today well you're not the only one

believe

me I woke up and I was me and now I'm

not what happened I did have some

highlights put my hair the other day

maybe something in the

chemicals n that's

impossible the necklace the T Talisman

Annabelle and I each got one from Bill

could the Talisman have something to do

with it increases the power of your

thoughts oh my God you got a hall pass

Miss

Andrews your flies open Mr

sweet out

excuse me and where are we

going well miss uh Miss um deia what do

you got

amnesia well you see I left my my my bag

in in Miss Barb's class so could I go

get it now just be back before class

starts okay okay

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I think it's uh I think it's Sanskrit

maybe it's Turkish well it is Oriental

you you know what it could be it could

be ancient

Chinese or maybe it's Japanese or or

maybe it's Asian what's that oh it's an

old dialect it's a cross between Indian

and Asian it's I'm not sure maybe it's

to bet isn't there a book that can help

me decipher this I'm afraid that our

library does not have a Sanskrit English

dictionary we pretty much stop at

Webster here maybe you should just go

straight to the source great where's

that the

Himalayas if you need help there is a

woman that can help you her name is

Leanne futterman and ancient languages

are her

passion what country is she in

wait wait wait wait wait you go to the

restaurant to meet vaa Herby will take

me to pick up the samples without the

label I'll meet to the restaurant as

soon as I can what do I do until you get

there just be the woman were yesterday

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plastic how do they feel fine I'm going

to wear them out of here oh man I got to

be across telling like 15 minutes just

put your shoes in a bag SE man cool how

long you can roller that's was five oh

listen throw in one of those helmets and

um I need elbow pads and knee pads knee

pads well mom's not going to like it if

her knees get all scraped up oh don't

scam me man you got the rkz 60s already

you better throw in a pair of those uh

size 8 and 1/2 uh no 5 and a half now

for you yeah no um for my kids sister oh

she love him I just bought a pair of

those myself they fly yeah uh anything

else uh well I guess I need something to

carry all this in right

absolutely

wa okay body believe me we can do

this what I thought up skirts they're

useless how are you supposed to

move oh I see all right I got

it but they're still

stupid I love your dirty fingernails and

I love the way you always smell of her M

I love your dry brittle hair I love your

chubby Annabelle uh I'm looking for Miss

Spiderman she's not here thany you I did

go for younger men you don't belong in

here young lady

out come with me Annabelle

Andrews what's wrong with you get out

here

Andrews um well I'm extremely tired

tired and I thought that perhaps I could

sit this one out if that's

okay let's go

Andrew hey you ready

go go go go go go go Nice

Shot okay let's go hands up hands up

defense

defense traveling where are you going

your best gets that way give me the

ball okay let's go bring it in bring it

in pass pass

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pass pass pass pass take let's go let's

go mo mo

mo double

dribble Andrew see the ball why

Andrew don't you give me attitude okay

inbound hey hey hey Andrew what are you

doing now what is it give me the ball no

I finally got the ball why should I give

it to you

SE Theo don't get so angry it's just a

game you

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know grab

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gra the

F okay everybody down Court hustle

hustle back I don't have all day have up

Andrew

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yes this is the restaurant how did you

get this number have Mrs Andrews and Mr

Davidson arrived uh no Miss de well have

they called they send a messenger of

they fact not that I know of Miss debney

I hope they have a good excuse lose the

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music this is definitely

Chinese boy my eyes are not what they

used to be I've been meaning to get

glasses but I he you got to clear

something up for me okay I've been

having a really bad day and I was just

in a library and I swear that I saw saw

someone that looked exactly like me

right right so she's your twin right you

guys are twins no because twins sh an

egg and we each have our own egg

now I think what this

means not sure what this means I think

it means you guys are twins okay you win

now this is the symbol

for oh let's take a look at what's going

on down here because I definitely

recognize this

great but I can't actually make sense of

it what about the little character down

there

what something something something

something something something something

permanent

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permanent stay tuned because Freaky

Friday is coming right

back you're on Disney

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uh may I help you ma' yeah

um where's fra Missy she's over there

but I have to check his skate check them

for what you have to take your skates

off no way I just got

him I can't believe I made it who are

you annabal Andrews I'm supposed to be

meeting an Ellen Andrews

I mean Ellen thanks thanks Mrs Ellen

Andrews that's me that's right I'm sorry

I'm late fine the meter's running let's

just get going now what about Door kids

well you are the designer and co-owner

of Village kids are you not

anyway uh uh kind

of well let's see some

samples oh see there was this whole

screw up with the samples so dork uh

Phil had to go get the samples but he's

uh he's probably going to be here any

minute well let's see some of the

sketches the

rendering your

portfolio I'm going to be back in 2

seconds

promise thanks

guys Alan yeah yeah who sucks who sucks

[Music]

I don't understand what could have

happened to her

how did you enjoy the result stop

changing the subject okay I'm out of

time why don't you just show me sample

[Music]

well pleas don't match yeah I know uh

look Freda Ellen can answer all your

questions I'm just the boring numbers

guy Ellen's a creative

genius as I've heard you are well

actually I'm a little both

really I suppose we could take a few

minutes to talk about me you know when I

got started in this business I was wet

behind the ears I was a great

kid mom's got to stop

smoking sorry Bill it's not about you

it's just that you know I wouldn't wait

for my own mother this long and after

years of analysis I almost like her yo

Freda check it out man I got everything

I'm I'm really sorry it took so long but

I found the sketches it's terrific would

you please let go of my arm sorry I

didn't want you go in any place would

you care for anything to drink oh yeah

yeah um can I have a root beer float

what am I asking you for I'd like a root

beer float a root beer float yeah double

Scoops ice cream um burger with the

works french fries oh and some of those

french fried onion rings yeah we got to

have those for her hey I'm pan

may I please go to the bathroom

[Music]

sure she's where with Frida debney at

the restaurant hi Stan her IRS I'm here

to see Bill Davidson I got to run the

guy from the IRS is here don't worry

about anything your mom's going to be

fine

[Music]

Sho don't you love these onion R she

must be hungry uh Ellen Miss Deb's been

waiting patiently impatiently for you to

explain your vision of this unique and

Mis matched line of children's clothing

cool this Andra is as Charming as this

has been and I really do have to get to

my office well wait she worked I worked

really hard on these can't you just stay

and take a look at

them I speak to you a

moment

sure alone excuse us

Freda oh can't I eat

first you have some of my French

FES well don't put too much ketchup on

them though could you take those skates

off they're not skates they're roller

blades what has gotten into to you get a

hold of yourself another sale we could

lose everything you could lose the house

Ben won't get his braces Annabelle won't

go to summer camp what show her the

sketches sell her the line get the order

I'll put a little pressure on me way

don't you I have to go meet that IRS guy

I'll see you

later take a chill

pill so

uh I guess you uh want me to show you

our stuff huh whatever gave you that

idea

did anybody ride a bike today a bike a

bike no did anybody ride bike today did

anybody ride a bike today I missed the

bus why oh great cow it sure come on

I'll show you how to unlock

it um let's go this

way just make sure you're back by six

period for cobs

Hill cobs Hill isn't that where

teenagers go and make out

do other things yeah

so please don't tell me it's already

come to this that's pretty funny

Annabelle you sound just like my

mother tell me Luke have we ever been to

cobs

Hill

no so why start

now uh this is my bike the combination

7217 and don't forget to lock it thanks

Luke

wait don't you want the helmet no

thanks I'm already having a bad day the

last thing I need is helmet

hair I'm not going to lie to a nice lady

like you I I can't answer all your

questions because I don't know all the

answers but I'll tell you what I do know

kids really like this stuff it's

comfortable it feels good it looks

good you know there's a secret that most

parents don't no I'm going to tell you

one of the reasons it's catching on is

because Miss debney do you have kids I

don't really understand

children okay so you probably don't know

this girls are always trading clothes

with each other constantly like at at

school in junk so de's tips always suck

you want to know why they always suck

because of you because you don't know

how to you don't know how to do your

work stop it

everybody knows that the worst yeah

maybe us a ni

more or or trade or back and no matter

what it always looks great my friends

love it and it's price Fair too so the

parents like it

too look all my talking in the world

isn't going to prove it to you like if

you saw the kids in their

clothes would you do that for me would

you come to school with me for an hour

to see the clothes on the kids you're

not kidding oh please pretty please

today in a few hours for an hour well I

have to admit your full enthusiasm is

you know rather

appealing I'll let you know when I'll

either be there or I

won't You Make Me Feel So

Young you make me feel like

[Music]

has and every time I see your grin I'm

such a happy

individual the moment that you

see I want to go play hide and seek I

want to go and B some Moon just like a

toy

balloon you and I AR just like a couple

of time

running AC it's great having legs with

only 12

years

me these always smelled this

[Music]

good oh Master Lee your pcking duck is

the best in town it's the only one in

town you wouldn't happen to have any of

your wobo beef and cherry plum sauce

ready yet would you I miss lunch Joe

throw a few of those duck feed in the

fryer you want H be just fine Joe hey

Jo what are you doing here look your

mother fired me this morning I came in

here for lunch the rest is history

fascinating simply fascinating where did

you say you got this my boyfriend

brought it from New York so young to

have a boyfriend we in New York he he

bought it off a men in the Garment

District ah must have been Sun Le here

has a little shop of 28 and 7 great so

you can help me no no what do you mean

no you said you could read Chinese no he

does

he who heho heho who he HEI my

grandfather oh forget it he's sleeping

so wake him up oh no you can never wake

up heol he can only wake up

naturally he's awake

now grandfather tell us what this

means mind is everything

if you cling to thought with will it

assumes outward

form outward form

yeah when you employ your will you

control your own

destiny is that

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it sunset most auspicious time for

movement in

firmament or change will be permanent

sunset what time is it what are you

doing here Mr Andre don't ask have you

seen Annabelle no she should be here I

don't know where she is listen Jackie

I'm sorry to take you out of class but

it's really important I've been doing a

lot of thinking and well I don't care

what Rachel and Brin say I say you're

the one that should be in the me today

that's what Annabelle said

too she did when first thing this

morning I should have figured she'd do

that I didn't know you knew how to

rollerblade Mrs

a yeah well Jackie you have to do me

this huge favor I want you and the other

guys to wear these warm-ups today and

sell your sweats I got this big deal

lady coming to the meat and it's totally

crucial for her to see us in our outfits

okay only one problem this a didn't you

hear right now Annabelle and I are the

team what Rachel and B quit yeah all

because of me nice huh so you probably

better keep your clothes because right

now all we can do is stand up in front

of the whole

school and

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forfeit for the third time Annabelle no

I have not seen your mother nor do I

believe a word you're saying bill it's

fact I don't exactly know how and I

don't know why I'm telling you this but

I'm Ellen trapped in Annabelle's body

yeah and I am Superman trapped in Clark

Kent's body will you look at him what

does he think he's doing hey what are

you doing huh don't you need a search

warrant for this no sir I don't well

could you tell me what you're looking

for maybe I could help you find it that

won't be necessary found everything I

need and your files are in surprisingly

good order makes my life easier I'm just

going to take what I need down of the

office I'll have it back to you in a

couple of days take what you need you

can't do that these are my files sorry

sir we're the IRS wait a second do you

have a supervisor I would like to name

you your supervisor I'm going to tell

him what you're up to Sure sir go ahead

what's his name Bill Clinton Bill a wise

guy a total wise guy are you even

listening to me of course I am what is

it some kind of Club Initiation a little

drama Department exercise get a gullible

adult to buy into your fairy tale

Annabelle you are a very cute kid you

have a wonderful vivid imagination but I

don't have time for this I got a IRS man

trying to figure out whether have all

the inventory we declaring our quarterly

tax returns I got your mother acting a

little insane and now this please stop

patronizing me all I know is this whole

thing started because of your ridiculous

Talisman yeah my Talisman caused you and

your mother to switch bodies yes and if

I don't figure out some stupid riddle

before Sundown I'm in danger of being

stuck like this forever all right that's

it I cannot play any more Annabelle I'm

a grown-up and I have way too much to do

I'm thrilled you came down here to

torment me but now I want you to get

back on your little bicycle and pedal

your tush back to

school she was absolutely right who just

because you think you're talking to a

child you automatically assume that

everything I say or do couldn't possibly

have any real meaning for you well I'm

going to let you in on a little secret

Mr Bill Davidson this could be problems

for us Buster big problems I have just

think that children are the most

precious resource we have and unless we

listen to them and nurture them and take

every available opportunity to help them

boost their self-esteem then this world

doesn't stand a chance and I could never

ever be involved with anyone who doesn't

thoroughly passionately

agree there she

is I hope you know coach ta is blaming

you completely for our team falling

apart she says she' give you one job and

you blew it wait a minute let me try to

understand this you act like a spoiled

self-centered little brat pull all kinds

of outrageous power trips quit the team

and I end up getting blame for it hardly

seems fair does it it's some

believable well you know there's a

simple way to fix everything what give

Elena the spot even though we both know

that Jackie deserves it more catch on

quick Andrews forget it you little

social terrorists I've made my decision

Jack is on the team and I'm absolutely

not going to be intimidated by a

manipulative malicious little

12-year-old if you'll excuse me now I

have to get ready for a swim

meat did she just like totally blow us

off here

completely you're going to tell me it

was normal for you to roller blade into

the restaurant well how was I going to

get there you ate off a Freda Deb's

plate you licked your fingers in front

of her well I couldn't help it I was

stop to death jeez why you making such a

big deal about everything oh I don't

know maybe it was because Freeda Dey had

the potential to be a $2 million account

and she still does want to know why cuz

of me cuz of something I totally came up

with myself oh really well maybe you

don't even need me around here

anymore what do you think I've been

saying from the start look I don't mean

to be mean but you are a total nag you

criticize people to death you don't

listen

you're clueless when it comes to dealing

with kids how can you possibly know what

they want to wear you're right I'm a

jerk I'm a total idiot yeah and you need

work on your jump shot too I'm a big

waight around the neck of creative

genius so I'll tell you something you

run the business you balance a books

deal with the bank secure all the credit

take all the credit run the whole show

I'm out of

here what are you are you looking

at boys huh he probably expect me to

come Chase and after him stick out all

like sad and and beg him to come back

why should I I can't think of one good

reason why mom wouldn't be better off

without it you got it that was Freda

debney yeah she said she has a detailed

list of questions that she wants to ask

Bill before she decides whether or not

she wants to come to the meet or not

okay that's a good

one hi this is Bill Davidson I'm not

home right now please leave a message at

the be not home now what do I do find

him there whoa look who's coming hey hey

check it out good

come hot Stu hey baby Who you calling

baby I'm almost 13 old enough for me hey

you want to go out

tonight no way you are fat you smell you

got hair up your

nose what do you mean she's looking for

Bill well he and your mother got into a

huge fight he went ballistic and he quit

he quit are you sure honey believe me he

won't be coming back I'm toting MC's

like a bagel and cream cheese will you

not rap a a

bagel El oh man I've been looking all

over for you Freda really needs to talk

to you okay now you got to get her to

show up at the me I'll arrange it with

the team whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Els

listen there's something I want to say

actually need to say is more along the

lines I know I know we had that big

fight but some of stuff that I

said wasn't right not everything but but

something hey don't back up from what

you said a lot of the stuff you said was

right it was yeah listen uh Annabelle

was here earlier she Annabel was here

what' she say a lot of stuff I really

didn't pay much attention to and that's

the point we have to make some decisions

El some changes part of the reason I'm

not involved with your kids is I don't

know where I stand I hold back because

well if it doesn't work out with you and

me I don't want them to feel

rejected I know they went through it

with their dad and I don't want to put

them through that

again I always figured you didn't like

us much us them them much anyway

sweetheart what I'm trying to say

is will you marry me

no an O are you kidding me when did it

get the serious I'm not ready for this

Ellen don't you love me love you I'm

still trying to decide if I like you

right now I can't stand you hello hello

is anybody there if you are please pick

up it's me please pick up Annabelle Bill

you're there is Annabelle I mean Al

there with you too yeah you want to talk

to her everything all right sure kid let

me get her for you Ellen Annabelle is on

the phone I don't care I never want to

talk to her hey the poor been trying to

reach you all

day I cannot believe that you didn't

tell me about you and Bill I will never

ever ever forgive you honey don't you

think that's a little harsh no way I

don't care what Annabelle we'll discuss

this later don't you think there's some

other things that we need to talk about

no we will not and we won't discuss

anything I you never talk to me why

should I talk to you Annabelle I don't

care if we ever talk again

Annabelle I'm sorry kiddo she's upset

between you and me in the phone line

yeah I think I'm the one she's mad at

did something happen between the two of

you yeah apparently a grave mistake of

proposing you did yeah oh my God what

did she say she turned me down so fast

my head's still spinning well of course

she did billers she almost took my eye

out that Talisman she threw at me wait a

minute you just call me bilzer the way

she that's exactly what I've been trying

to tell you all day she turned you down

because she's not

me she's

Annabelle yes

[Music]

uh um Annabelle can I talk to

you let me ask you a question what is

that one little niggling thing that

really bothers you about me everything

okay that's not going to

work ah what's my middle

name like you don't

know what was the name of my little dog

that died while I was away at

school oh your dog

[Music]

died so it's your fault it's always my

fault you did give us the talism look

right now that's not important what we

have to do is get you and your mom and

the Talisman all at the same place same

time why because your mother said so and

it has to happen before Sundown

otherwise this whole is permanent so

let's move fast here I wish it was

Daylight Savings Time

go Sam I'm Mrs T

hi why are you still here guess my dumb

sister forgot all about

me want me to give you a ride home no

one's there my mom's working and my

sister's at a

swimming why don't you wait here in case

she shows up I'll go call your mom

okay hey poor face Los your diaper wait

for your mommy better be going not so

fast what's that around your

neck hey rage name is Andre do you know

where is I don't know and I don't care

ra can I talk to you like a grownup how

else would you talk to me Miss Andre

listen I want to tell you and I sort of

figured out for myself today no matter

how great or cool you think you are

sometimes it's not about you or your

problems you know not

really I mean it's kind of always about

teamwork what does this have to do with

me I know Jackie isn't your best friend

or anything but so what she worked like

a maniac to make us all look better and

she's on the team just cuz you don't

like her too bad you have to learn how

to get along with people I get along

fine thanks I'm very

popular yeah why cuz people really like

you or because they're afraid of

you it's just like when I get a little

bugged with my my brother Ben uh here

take those pass them out wear them it'll

be

great hey give me that hey come on St be

careful mom here you go Ben what's going

on guys nothing really we were just um

you know helping him

[Music]

yeah hey I can't see Ben get the front

tire off the bike huh flip the clip on

the front tire oh yeah right we'll take

it to the police station book it it

evidence evidence now what should I do

it you figure it

out just throw it in the

trash oh yeah Mom you're so

cold you Wen bad yourself champ so what

are you going to do to anel for

forgetting to pick me up oh that's just

as much my fa it is her yeah but you

didn't forgive me cuz you hate me I

don't hate you

you're you bug me sometimes that's all I

know you don't hate me I mean Annabelle

your sister doesn't hate you she screams

at me she tells me to get lost she calls

me names they always have to make a deal

with her and they always lose that's

because you're not as smart as your

sister not yet anyway

well my grades are better well yeah

because he said to you all the time you

never have any fun I have fun it's not

the kind of fun Annabelle

has I mean I like cleaning my room I

like things me I mean she wants me to be

just like her and I'm

not I'm just what I am I can't help

[Music]

it I mean I don't care if she's not like

me I love her anyway

you

do yeah what do you

think I think you're a much cooler kid

than I ever gave you credit

[Music]

for 15 years I've been coaching this

team 15 town of

Andrews this would be the first time

I've ever had to Forfeit I must tell you

Andrews I'm Mia mentally

disappointed did it ever occur to you

that maybe this is just as much your

fault isn't it also your job to teach

how much pressure and responsibility can

we ask these kids to take on well if

we're going to Forfeit let's do it but

do not under any circumstances think

that you can blame me for

this we're not going to for it R come up

with a really great compromise we're

going to alternate the alternate Jackie

today and Elena next week why not Elena

today Jackie

today how come hey we're a team aren't

we what are those oh this is stuff your

mom dropped off for us to for the meat

my mom she's here she was but she left

she had to pick up your brother come on

Andrews now that we're going to compete

let's go walk the

board remember you're our number one

star you're up

first counting on you Andrew all the

Shady Grove is counting on

[Music]

you Ben hey Ben oh baby

oh oh it's so good to see you why are

you here all by yourself where's your

sister huh what mom brought me where is

she she wanted to go get some but she's

coming right back come on wait where are

we going I'm supposed away from Mom oh

honey you don't always have to listen to

what your mother

has come on let's go

are you sure you know how to do this my

dad's a mechanic he can hot wire

anything yes you guys better hurry

principal hand's going to be out any

minute you can't drive yes I can get

in Annabelle you can't do this I mean

you're didn't to get us in

trouble I just can't reach the pedals

get up

there come on hurry

[Music]

Call Me Irresponsible call me

unreliable undependable too what you

doing do my

foolish well I'm not too clever I just

adore you call me unpredictable tell me

unpractical rainbows I'm inclined to

pursue

Call Me Irresponsible yes I am

unreliable but it's undeniably

true ions M for you go and call me

unpredict me

thator rainbows I'm inclined

of call

meons I ad I

amiable hey

[Music]

where's Ellen or she going to arrive on

a jet ski well hopefully she's going

astral project herself here but you know

what makes this line so special Freda is

that uh Ellen's really just a kid at

heart Annabelle

mother Annabelle mom what' you do with

my hair I brushed the two of the

necklace yeah here okay we have to move

fast I'm I'll thown I know what do we do

well honey we have to uh synchronize our

thoughts you know think the same thought

at the same time I guess like we did

this morning okay okay okay should we

tired

yeah what are we think about angel let's

go we have 45 seconds before we force it

but Mom you can't die you can't even

swim I have to hone I have to for

you hey hi wow you made it huh

terrific does anybody want any chocolate

El she doesn't look that me yes

[Music]

not ladies and gentlemen welcome to the

buck County dive team finals between

Shady Grove and Penfield junor

high it's a glorious spr day here in

shortville New Jersey and Shady Grove is

eager to be back and diving in home

serle

hey Frida here it is Village kids worth

waiting for

huh well it's a bit

disturbing but in a weird way it

works dive into our new line stripes and

pl ain't it Divine that's pretty good we

can use

that diving first for shady Gro is

Annabelle

Andrews ell

this is afraid of

heights Annabelle Andrews is Shady

Grove's highest rated diver holding the

League's record for most points in a

season today she will be attempting a

front one and a half from 5

[Applause]

m you don't have to do this

[Music]

now they are bleach resistance and pre-

shrunk right you have to stop them

no

[Music]

Ellen oh oh what are you doing Annabelle

you heard how to go right back up there

got into you Andrew get up there get it

now don't it for me for me for her do it

for alliv do it for

shady there you

go where to go Andrews way to go

[Music]

yes don't do it

I

can't I can't I can't do this think

positive the power of your

thought the power of your

will I can control my own

destiny oh Mom

[Music]

I think I

can maybe I

can I probably

can all I thought you can do it Mom you

can do it you can do it you can do

it I can do

it I can do

it I can

[Music]

[Applause]

K it's a perfect 10 for Annabelle Andrew

W

wo w

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

much to my surprise I'm in I want a full

range of sizes for my 420 cases

department stores in the US I'll deal

with International

later I've never done business with

anybody likees you before you have a

refreshing style don't ever lose

[Music]

it excuse me

honey you did so well Andrew you got to

T for the rest of the week instead of

the next 3 years of your life you know I

I've been thinking about what you said

about about the uniforms it's not a bad

idea have your mother give me a call hey

Annabelle I know you put yourself in the

line for me and I just want you to know

I really appreciate it you deserve it

yeah but you know what I mean thank

you next up for is Lu sweetie

help oh honey I've never really liked

that is it really

you what do you

[Music]

think thank

God thank you all for coming and we'll

see you next month at the state

championship drive safely and don't

forget to buckle up I want to warm up yo

Annabelle was crazy hyper guys oh Luke

thanks so much for your help yeah good

night good night hey so is everybody

themselves again seems that way and this

means we get to get paid then this week

looks like it's cool don't forget our R

boss I talk to anab uh-huh oh hey

goodbye good luck Ellen excuse me I

really don't appreciate you telling

Annabelle my personal business oh I'm

I'm sorry dinky you're right

it's Dana and this is barab to your

daughter stinky why don't you take B to

the car and I'll meet you there

all hey

great diving wow great and get this Devy

went for the whole line you saved

Village kids you did The

Impossible forget it but just don't

forget my summer camp okay and you could

bring home some of that chocolate you

have fashed in the

office so you found that huh think your

mom's a

hypocrite nah I think my mom doesn't

have it as easy as I thought

let's go

[Applause]

home you know Bill he's not he's not

perfect but he he's a good guy whatever

you want to do Mom I'm with

you listen I may have been a little hard

on you about Luke he's a good kid how do

you know well he helped me out a couple

of times I think he really likes you

listen mom I never really understood how

hard it is for you how much you have to

do and worry

about and I never appreciated how much

pressure you guys have on you all the

time I guess it's hard at any age

huh You're A Little Piece of Heaven do

you know that

hey Mom how often do you think Friday

the 13th comes around anyway oh every

hundred years if I'm lucky

[Music]