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- Whoo, it's cold out.
- Mmm.

Where's Nicki?

What?

It's Nicki's night.

You've gotta go.

- Honey, what are you doing here?
- It's our night.

It was. You didn't get
my message?

- See the Post-It?
- Post-It?

I traded with Barb.

Could you get me the heating pad
and the Midol before you go?

Ben, wake up.

You gotta step on it.
We're leaving in 15.

You awake?

My machine's on the fritz.

Can you believe it,
the party?

I mean, the tablecloths alone.
Should've used paper.

- What do you want?
- Nothing.

- Give them.
- No, I-I can do them later.

Benny, I have
plenty of room.

Benny! Benny, I don't feel
very good right now.

And, I did have
18 brothers growing up.

Just put them in the pile

and I'll bleach
the heck out of them.

Don't worry,
I'll take care of your sheets.

Mom, I have to work after school.
Can I borrow the car?

Hold on. Stand still.

Hello?

Oh. Hi, Peter.

Yes. Uh-huh.

Today?

No... thank you.

No problem.
I can be there.

Bye.

I got called in.

You okay?

- Tired.
- Oh, tough night?

Yeah, I worked late.

People think having three wives
is a walk in the park.

It wasn't the wives.
I couldn't sleep.

Had these dreams all night.

- Oh yeah?
- I was being chased,

at home, in the store...
all over.

- Bad dreams?
- Ran into Lawn and Garden

looking for a rake or some tool
to defend myself with.

There was this,
this clicking sound,

like fingernails clicking

when you drum your fingers.

- Yeah?
- Following me,

coming closer and closer.

I can't shake it.

Are you sure
it wasn't a revelation?

I don't know.
It could've been, I guess.

Lots of revelations
come through dreams.

You know, Lehi received
revelations through his dreams.

Mine always come in...

I don't know...
quiet premonitions.

- Did you cry?
- No.

Oh, Vernie has tears
streaming down her face

whenever
she receives testimony.

And JoJo at the market,

she asks for personal revelations
to show her which brands

like tuna in oil
or in water.

And I tell her, "Jeepers,
the Lord's not gonna hear that.

Use your own agency.

Pick whichever,
as seeth you good. "

Now Peg, she's something else.
She...

I, uh, brought in donuts.
Saved you a jelly one.

- It's on your desk.
- Thanks, buddy, but I'm gonna hold off.

I think I'm gonna fast on this one
for a day or so,

maybe get some clarity
on what this dream's all about.

Well, we're still on for tomorrow
with Jason and Ben?

4:00 a. m. Stopped by
Fish and Game yesterday,

- picked up a license.
- Great.

Hey, oh, we're gonna
need to use your car.

Uh, there was a rabid skunk
in the yard last night.

I grabbed up a shotgun
and I got him,

but it let out a big cloud of stink,
got all over the car.

- Couldn't wait 'til tomorrow, huh?
- No.

It was fun.

This is in the way.

No no no!
Are these the rules?

- Yes.
- No, these are not the rules, Wayne!

Do we jump
on the sofa, Ray?

Mommy's not
feeling good, Wayne.

Do we jump up and down
and yell and scream on the sofa?

- Yes.
- No, we don't.

No, we don't.
Get off now.

- Mom.
- Off!

I'm sorry.
Mommy didn't mean to yell.

- Mommy's not feeling so good.
- Come on, Raymond,

we can jump up
on the bed.

- Hello.
- Is this Nicolette Grant?

- Yes, it is.
- This is Utah One Bank calling.

Yes, I'm aware
I have a balance.

Then, you're aware that we haven't
received a payment from you.

Yes, I know my payment
is a little late. It's just that...

Nicki!

Nicki... hi, honey.
I've got good news.

It's some telemarketers...
always in the morning.

I got called in for the day...
an emergency.

Oh, that's...
that's good, I guess.

It's good for all of us. You sure
you don't wanna get that?

What's all this?

Teenie has a little classroom
pageant at 4:00.

She needs her costume at 3:30
for tomorrow night's eclipse.

Lunar eclipse.
I'm the moon.

It's a breeze.
Just needs this hemmed,

and a pair of black tights.

Here is uh...
20 to pick them up.

She will meet you out
front of the school at 3:20.

Are you all right?

I was up all night
with cramps.

- Don't you think you should get...
- No, I got it.

Okay.

- Hello?
- You hung up on me before.

No, I'm more than happy
with my telephone service.

Ms. Grant,
I don't think you understand...

Just a second.

- Barb, this all fine. No problem.
- Thank you.

And if you could pick up
Sarah after work...

Yes, I understand. I'm gonna have to
call you back, though.

You're making this extremely...

- No prob, Barb. Can do.
- And while you're sewing...

Ben's jeans.

- Gosh, that thing won't stop.
- Now, go.

- Scoot-scoot, I got it.
- Teenie, you grab your lunch,

- I'll start the car.
- Okay, Mom. Hurry.

- Thanks again, bye!
- She's not here!

Nicolette, is that you?

Papa?

- Oh!
- Ding-dong.

Uh, Barb, right?
Carl...

- from across the street.
- Of course.

- Hi, Carl.
- Hi, hi.

Margene,

from next door,
babysits for us.

Oh...

- Oh, is that little fella yours, too?
- He's mine.

Right. She brings over her children
when she babysits.

You know, I was actually
looking for Bill.

He's at work.

- He left early.
- You know it's fu... uh, the woman...

two houses down...
your-your tenant,

- the one with the braid?
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

What about her?

It's nothing.
I'll talk to Bill later.

Well, he won't be back until
after 6:00 tonight... if I can help?

I'll just talk to him.

Bye-bye.

He knows something.

Darn Nicki and that
overblown birthday party.

Bye.

Hi, I'm the babysitter.

Bill Henrickson.
Can I help you?

- So how much?
- Oh.

I don't know.
L- I guess about five grand.

Say, we're doing
a store drawing.

You can sign up with
any of our cashiers.

That's pricey. Cheaper just
to buy season tickets

to the Jazz, see the game
in person, not on TV.

You asked for me?

Saw those ads,
you in the cowboy hat.

- Pretty funny.
- Is there something you want?

- I could get a salesperson to help you.
- Don't need one.

I downloaded
a Consumer Reports thing on TVs.

- I'm actually looking for

- this particular one.
- Oh?

Let's take a look.

Pursuant to the underlying agreement,
the UEB has the right

to audit your books...
all of them.

That's a demand letter from our lawyer.
Consider yourself served.

Who the heck are you?

I work for the prophet.

Have a nice day.

Is there any reason why?

She got called in.
She's teaching today.

And nobody answers
at Nicki's.

I'm so glad
you called me, Lois.

I didn't call you. I thought
this was Sarah's number.

Uh, she's at school. I've wanted
to talk to you since the party.

Uh, just have Bill call me,
tell him it's important.

I don't really think
we got off on the right foot.

I feel you don't approve of me,
like you don't like me.

And I think if you'll just
give me a chance,

we can be good friends.

I want you to like me,
okay?

- Okay?
- Margie!

- What kind of emergency?
- A family emergency.

So you need to finish
Teenie's costume. It's a snap.

Patch Ben's jeans.
Watch the boys.

Boys, hush!

Feel like I'm forgetting
something.

I'll be back in time
to help you with dinner.

I can't sew.

And I'm doing this aerobics thing.
I gotta get this baby weight off.

Boys!
Wayne, I mean it.

- You were gonna take my boys.
- It's an emergency, Margie.

You need to deliver Teenie's costume
to the front of the school

by 3:30 sharp, and pick up
some black tights

on the way
to go with it.

- Thanks so much, you're the best.
- Hmm.

Bye, boys. Bye.

- Sorry to eat in front of you.
- It doesn't bother me.

Told you
you can't trust Roman.

- He's a wolf in sheep's clothing.
- I don't trust him.

I just know
we need to be patient.

Once he gets it
that he can't intimidate me,

he'll move on
to easier prey.

Tell that to that kitchen
supply company in Moab.

- It was failing and Roman torched it.
- Come on, Don.

- Arson.
- It was never proven!

Gus Dalton...

he was in business
with Juniper Creek.

- He falls out his office window.
- You don't know that.

His wife said suicide,

said it was the antidepressants
and sued the company.

I don't know how we can
break ground on another store

with him still in the picture.

If his association with us
becomes public,

- that's it, we're cooked.
- I'm telling you,

- he's gonna go away, trust me.
- I hope it's soon.

This corner isn't gonna stay
on the market long.

- Hi.
- Hi, what are you doing?

Counting cars.
What's up?

Um, now that
the store's open,

do you think
I could get an advance

- on next month's allowance?
- Nope, and if there were a way,

- you'd need to talk to Barb.
- She got called in.

- Didn't she tell you?
- Yeah.

- Isn't that great?
- Bill,

- you give her too much power.
- We all have our responsibilities.

I still think you give her
too much power.

Honey, you gotta talk to Barb.
That's that.

- Don't say a word.
- Mm-hmm.

- That's five minutes.
- Oh, fudge.

Lost count.

Two weeks.

That's how long
the average butterfly lives.

- That's sad.
- Well, not for the butterflies.

They're too busy
courting and mating

- and laying eggs.
- Do butterflies go to heaven?

Gosh.
I don't know.

- I hope so.
- If they're good, they should go.

- Mm-hmm.
- Do they have to be baptized?

My dad says you
have to be baptized

to go to the Celestial Kingdom.

Everybody,
look at your papers.

One minute,
I'll be right back.

Daddy.

Nicki.
Come in, hon.

Do you have thorough
and complete checkups?

Good.
You must have

thorough and complete
checkups.

The gift of the gospel lived
is health.

Thank you, sister.

Come over here, honey,
and sit down

so I can see you.

Now, honey,

you know I don't like
being surprised.

I can explain everything.

It was just a little mistake.

See, Raymond had
the chickenpox

and I was so worried
when I was writing the bills

that I got confused
and I accidentally

sent the credit card check
to the electric company.

And, they called me,
but the card company called you

'cause you co-signed.
And it's all just a mistake.

Well, I cosigned for $500,

and, uh, according to this,

you now owe 6,000.

Well, it's all right.
To err is to be human.

- Does Bill know?
- Absolutely.

- Of course.
- Well, good.

But it does make me
feel bad for him.

No man likes to have another person
come between him and his wife.

If I were Bill,
I might resent me.

Let's remove me as cosigner.

- Don't you think?
- What are you doing?

We'll just give Bill a call.

I don't want him thinking of me
as a meddling old father-in-law.

- Let's just tidy things up.
- No, Papa,

don't.

Now this is for half.

There might be a way
to pay off the rest

at the end of the month.

How's Bill's
new store going?

He doesn't talk to me
about business.

Oh.

Well, why don't
we ask him about it?

If Bill were
to throw you out,

you know you can always
come back home.

Okay?

I'd like some more
juice now, please.

Yes.

Bill Henrickson,
my brother,

- big cheese!
- Hey!

- Look at you.
- How're you doing?

- What's up, Joey?
- What's up?

- Nice to see you.
- Wanda.

- What are you doing?
- Uh, this and that.

- Can you stay for lunch?
- No, we gotta be somewhere.

Let me give you the tour.
Anything you want,

you can have it for cost.

- How's everything?
- We're great.

- Super.
- Sit, sit.

Uh, just wanted
to stop by for a sec.

- We're doing stuff.
- Yeah, all fancy.

Yeah, it's a...
a speaking thing,

- kind of a presentation.
- Where? What?

We're trying to run
a nice, respectable fish farm,

and Roman's making him
go off to the old folks' home.

Wanda, no one makes me
do anything.

Making him brag about
all his football stuff... Weaver State,

- Dallas, sign autographs.
- The...

And then get the old people
to invest in these worthless

ranches out in the desert.
And it makes me sick.

- And it makes you sick, too.
- Well, honey,

Roman knows a bit more
about it than we do.

And it's not... I don't mind.
Wanda, why don't you go

take a look around the store
and see if there's, uh,

- something for the baby.
- He's making Joey get the old people

to trust him first,
and then write big checks.

And a bunch of them are suing
and want their money back.

- I'd want my money back, too.
- It's nothing I was involved in.

It was one of the first ranches.
This is my first time.

And the lawsuit's put
a real scare into Roman.

- That true?
- Yeah, he stands up in meetings,

pleads with people for money
to help fight off the suit.

What happened
to all those investigations?

ATF was after him.

They brought in
some hotshot lawyer from Denver,

said there weren't any guns.
Anyway, even if there were,

it was perfectly legal.
Um, anyway.

Say, you know I gave Benny
my Super Bowl ring at the party.

That was real generous.

It'll mean more to him
than it did to me.

The thing is,
I need to borrow it back.

Just for a couple times.
I need to show it off, you know?

The old people like it.

No no no
no no no no.

No no no...
keys keys keys!

Oh no.
Oh no. Shoot!

Oh, my watch.

Boys, we're leaving!

Please please please
please please please...

No!

Oh... oh!

Yes.

Oh, fuck!

Now, I just think
the whole pledge thing is weird.

So were you still regular LDS
when you took the pledge?

Nope.

- So how'd you become

- a polygamist, anyway?
- Nuh-uh.

Mm-hmm, not me.
I'm just along for the ride.

Okay, so your parents,
I mean.

- I don't know.
- Come on.

Uh...

Mom got cancer
and almost died.

Dad just started...

believing in the principle again,
I guess and...

and next thing you know,
he married Nicki.

But how could your mom
say yes to that?

Her version or mine?
Her version, she just...

you know, started believing
in the principle, too.

And mine...

she loves my dad too much
and she's just afraid of losing him.

Must've been weird.

So I can get my mom's car,

and then
I'll pick you up at 8:00.

Okay.

- Is this your house?
- Uh no.

I live next door. I was trying
to tell the woman on the phone

I wasn't a criminal,
but she didn't believe me.

- Do I look like a criminal to you?
- You never know.

- Um, what's your name?
- Tui.

Tui?! Hi.
I'm Margene.

Uh, could I get you to disarm the system
on that house two doors down

because I think
I locked my keys inside.

- No, I can't do that.
- Then I need you to drive me somewhere.

Fast.

- Hi, Mrs. Henrickson.
- Hello.

Probably due to the weather.

8%.

Listen, I gotta call you back.

Yeah yeah,
call me after lunch.

Hey, what are you doing here?
What's going on?

I had a break
and I had to tell you.

They want me to fill in
for an entire maternity leave,

a full six weeks through
the end of the school year!

That is terrific.

Six weeks!

I mean, in theory,
it's full time.

I'm not certified full time,
but they're giving it to me anyway.

I'm so proud of you.
Oh...

Have you run it
by Nicki and Margene yet?

No. No, I wanted
to tell you first.

Well, I think you better
talk to them.

- Why? Do they have veto power?
- Of course not.

Just, what you do affects them
and I-I don't wanna...

Well, I know it affects them.
I just thought you'd be pleased.

I am pleased, but I wanna
make sure everyone else is too.

- Mm-hmm.
- It's... I love you.

- I love you too.
- Bill, Mr. Williams

- is here to see you.
- Gee, I've got a meeting

- with a Westinghouse rep.
- Go.

I'm kind of tied up, but...

that's-that's great news,
honey.

Can you step on it
a little bit, Tui?

No, I can't do that, ma'am.

Speed limit's 25
in a residential.

It's harassment,
plain and simple.

Yeah, probably.

Babcock,
Price and Coggins.

Just letterhead,
but it sends a message.

Well, that's comforting.

- Like that kind of clicking?
- Yeah, following me.

Could've been a big old hand.

People do have those dreams.

So what-what's
the bottom line?

They have a right to audit.

- Both stores?
- The language of the original contract,

which we did not draft,
it's pretty clear.

They have a right to an audit at a time
and a place of their choosing.

Great, just great.
Well, I need to think.

Hate to tell you.
Not much to think about.

- Not on this one.
- Well, I need to think anyway.

You'd never guess
an old reprobate like Roman Grant

would go high-end
corporate counsel.

I'm impressed.

Teenie, I'm here.

Everything is
gonna be just fine.

- I got your costume.
- I need tights, Margie.

- I need tights.
- I know.

But everything got crazy
and I couldn't stop.

- So these'll work.
- What is it?

It's pantyhose.
Come on.

Come get in the car.

I'll put them on you.
Come on.

Tui, scoot over
a little bit?

It's two number three's,
a large iced tea and a Frosty Freeze.

It's 9.90
at the next window.

You know, a couple West Jordan players
came after the game last night.

They were gonna come back
after closing.

Yeah, they won't.
You're a whore.

- They smelled it on you.
- So sad, bang-bang.

Why don't you go have another
strawberry shake?

- Here's your fries.
- Thank you.

So are you coming to that party
with me on Saturday?

No, actually she's not.
We're actually...

Not you.

Don't know. Nothing like
watching a whore scramble

- for her eternal damnation.
- So hot.

Maybe we'll go,
Heather and I.

To the same party as her?
No way.

You don't wanna go, either.
So let's go to the Spaghetti Factory.

They opened a new one
at Trolly Square.

Or we could go boy-hunting
with Donna.

- Why not?
- Not a hard choice.

Come on, let's go
to The Spaghetti Factory.

I don't know.
It'll be fun.

- The party's up at the university.
- You know,

- you could get a latte
and go wild,

- bang-bang.
- You know what?

I've upped my standards.
So up yours.

So perfect.

- Thought you didn't wanna go?
- Changed my mind.

May I take your order?

Generally,
the three heavenly bodies

stay in their own orbits, but...

once in a while something
very special happens.

Once in a great while,
like tomorrow night,

there is
a lunar eclipse.

Look, it's a full moon!

You know I don't know how to sew.
She gave me like Ben's jeans

and she gave me this...

Teenie's devastated,
completely heartbroken.

- What happened?
- Shouldn't we ask you that?

How's the family
emergency going?

Yeah, somebody die
at The Gap?

- I had to see my father.
- No, Nicki.

Nicki, I wanna know

why you had enough time
to go shopping but not enough time

to take care of
your responsibilities here.

Now, Teenie was prancing around
in a pair of old pantyhose.

I don't know a thing
about that.

It was so simple, Nicki...
just finish the costume

- and get a pair of tights.
- Something came up.

I don't know why it was
my responsibility to make a moon suit.

I made Margene responsible
because something important came up,

just like you've done
to me 100 times.

Margie doesn't know how
to take care of these little things.

Right. Of course not
because I'm just the babysitter.

That is not what I meant.

You know, I don't have
to answer to you, Barb.

I have important responsibilities
in the world, too.

No, and while we're at it,
everyone in the neighborhood

- is asking questions about us.
- Never mind, I get it.

No, I don't think you do, Nicki.
The party was a fiasco.

It called attention to us
at a time when discretion

is the most important value
we hold.

From here on out, no one comes
to these houses in prairie outfits.

- Outfits?
- Period.

Oh, you have no authority
to make that rule, Barbara.

How about this? How about,
we all get to make rules?

My rule is: First wives
don't get to run off constantly

taking jobs on a whim
and shove their responsibilities

onto second wives anymore.

Well, if we all get to make rules,
then here's my rule:

Second wives can't sleep
with third wives' husbands

in third wives'
own bedrooms!

Oh, would you stop harping on that?
Just get over it.

All right.
Let's all calm down.

This is not in the spirit
of who we are.

Come on!

Hands.

Barb, I just can't right now...
maybe later.

I need to take some Midol.

All right, then. Ahem.

Later.

Tell him
I don't mind, Dad.

You're a good boy, Benny.

Never kick a man
when he's down.

I cannot bear
what Roman's doing to Joey...

a front man, dressed up
and sent out like a trained monkey.

- Roman says, "Dance," and he dances.
- Honey.

Nothing you can do about it.
The end of the day,

everyone has to live
by their own decisions.

Any chance Joey has of getting free,

any chance he has
of getting on his feet...

Dinner in five.

Do you think something bad
is gonna happen tomorrow, Daddy?

No. Why, sweetie?

The eclipse.
She's been studying about it.

- It's a bad omen.
- Mm-hmm.

I think tomorrow's
gonna be a great day.

Hey, dress warm.
Still see some snow up there.

Just what we need,
more venison.

I'm not gonna shoot anything.
Tomorrow's Ben's day.

- Right, son?
- Yeah, I can't wait.

Benny, could you get me
some ketchup from the pantry?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, I was going to tell you.

I'm afraid the neighbor Carl,
across the street,

- suspects something.
- Uh, he called me at the office.

He just wants permission
to repaint the house number

on the curb in front of Nicki's.
Some kind of...

fundraising project.

No way! 30-ought-six!
Thank you so much!

A 30... thank you,

thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you!

- Watch where you aim that thing.
- Thanks, Dad.

Hey, remember tomorrow...

no deodorant, no soap
and no mouthwash.

Like you really
have to tell him that.

Hey, Nick.

Just wanted to see
if you were feeling any better.

Yeah, I'm fine.

You were so quiet
at dinner.

Thanks for noticing.

Hey, come on.

You're my rock.

Margene said you saw
your father today.

Why didn't you tell me?

I don't know.

- He just called me.
- About what?

He was sick.

He asked about you.

- Asked about the new store.
- What'd you tell him?

The truth... that you don't talk
to me about the business.

- Look, I didn't mean to upset you.
- Oh.

Bill, you're my husband.

Come on, I would never do
anything to hurt you.

Heavenly Father,

we thank you
for this beautiful day.

We ask that you bless
Ben's new rifle

and make it shoot
straight and true.

And bless the deer...
may its death be quick and painless.

In the name
of Jesus Christ, amen.

Amen.

- Gentlemen.
- Yes, sir.

This is Don, this is Don.
Come in, Bill.

Bill to Don, Bill to Don.
Reading you loud and clear, partner.

- Let's go.
- Good luck.

- Have fun.
- Let's go, Jace.

And I know
you should never take out

a second mortgage to pay off
your credit card debts.

All right, now,
that you've got right.

I think I have to file
for bankruptcy

- but those laws just changed, right?
- All right. Listen, Nicki...

you really really gotta help me
out here. Let's deal with this.

How much credit card debt
do you actually have?

I don't know,
around...

$20,000, I think.

- You think? How much?
- Maybe...

maybe 30.

Nicki,
here is the bottom line...

when you don't know
for sure

how much credit card debt
you have, that says to me,

probably somebody else
doesn't know, either.

Now, you are married.
Don't tell me that you are hiding

this debt not only from yourself
but from your husband as well.

- Am I right?
- Yes.

Do you understand that he is
legally responsible for this debt?

So don't you think
you owe it to him

to tell him how much
debt you have?

But that's why
I was calling.

See, I wanna know what I can do
so he never has to know.

No no no no no.
Truth attracts money,

but lies repel it.
You are never going to be able

to get the money
you need to pay off this debt

if you continue to lie,
not only to yourself

but to your husband.

People first, then money,
then things.

I say it all the time.
And by the way, Nicki,

will you just get a grip
on how much credit card debt

you actually have?
I don't know, Nicki.

I'm not happy with you.

You're up next
on the Suze Orman Show.

Hi. Uh, am I on?

Mom, I'm going
to a party tonight, okay?

- What kind of party?
- Just regular.

Well, then leave me
the regular information...

where, when, phone number,

and be home at 11:30.

You're gonna miss
all the pots and pans.

- What?
- Uh, the Chinese

used to bang pots and pans
to scare off the demons

trying to devour the earth,

according to Teenie.

- I have a question.
- Teenie, go get your costume.

Did it take you, like,
days or months

to get used to the idea of polygamy
when Dad brought it up?

It was a gradual process.

Why?

I don't know,
I was just thinking.

How did Roman take over
the compound?

How did he get in control?

Roman was your great-grandfather
Orville's accountant.

And after the raids
in the '50s,

Orville set up the UEB and Roman
manipulated the shares.

I don't really understand how,

but he tricked Orville
and was able to vote him out.

It was like
a hostile takeover.

- Oh.
- Roman took Orville's land

and most of his wives

and left your dad's
family poor as dirt.

Huh.

Wait, Sarah?

I want you to remember
that we are not those people

and we never will be,
if that's what this is all about.

I have been over to Nicki's
three times in the last two hours

and she won't come
out of the bathroom.

She won't answer me,
either.

How's your girlfriend?

She's okay.
I mean, I really like her.

It's confusing.

I've been having
weird dreams.

No kidding?

How do you know
if God's talking to you,

or if you're just
talking to yourself?

It's one of the most
important challenges in life, Ben...

to learn to hear,
recognize the voice of the Lord.

Staying wholesome's part of it...

so many addictions
in this world...

TV and food
and gluttony,

things that are offensive

and numbing to the spirit.

But you also have to
be very careful.

Sometimes, you think
it's the Lord speaking

and it's just your own emotions,
your own demons.

Can anyone
have a revelation?

Well, we all have the potential

to receive testimony, Ben.

- In dreams?
- Dreams...

Mr. H, Mr. H,
uh, a wolf... holy macaroni.

Dad... Daddy went back
to get the pie and I was...

I was peeing and I saw a wolf!
He was running up a hill.

He's not gonna
hurt you, son.

Just leave it alone,
it'll leave you alone.

Rule of the wild:
Snakes, bears, wolves...

they're all the same.
Just give them a wide berth

and they'll head off
on their own.

Gee, thanks Mr. H.

Are you all right
in there?

Nicki?

Nicki, Margene and I are worried.
Could you come out now?

Nicki, please open the door.

- Nicki, please, this is really...
- Your children need you!

Nicki, just come
out of there.

Nicki! I am about to call 911.

If you're all right, then you better
open up this door right now!

Margene, please.

All I wanted was
a little privacy.

Guess that's too much to ask,
for Pete's sake.

We were concerned
about you.

You have been in the nastiest mood
since you got your period.

Oh really? Maybe I'm just
mad at you, Barb.

Did you ever think...
what?

When were you gonna tell us
about your new job offer?

After you took it?
Huh, Boss Lady?

Please,
stop calling me that.

Margene, distract them.

Please, please!

If you and I could have
a rational conversation, I...

I'm rational now.
And my answer is no.

- You cannot take that job.
- That is not your decision.

Wait a minute.
What job?

I'm not your
personal assistant, Barb.

And neither is Margie.

I did nothing that we haven't done
100 times before.

- The money goes into a common pot.
- That is not the point.

You can't make decisions that affect us
without consulting us first.

Right, Margie?
We're equals.

- Please stop it, you two.
- Equals?

You treat Margene
like she's your maid!

I got her a stereo.

- Where did you get the money for that?
- Money money money...

that's all anyone ever thinks
about around here.

Then, you won't care

that you won't get an advance
on next month's allowance.

Just stop it!
I hate this.

First, it's your classes
at the university two nights a week,

then it's weekends with
The Cancer Society of Beehive Village.

- Now, it's a fulltime job?
- Six weeks!

You are being so spiteful.
I am taking the job,

and that's that.

What job?

Shoot! Dang!

Did you see him?
I can't believe I missed him.

- How could I...
- Take it easy,

you have to have patience.

The hunt's not just the kill.

It's about waiting,
planning,

then deciding when to act.

You'll get him next time.

Here...
here, drink that.

Hot hot.

- Do you wanna dance?
- Mmm,

the night is young.
Oh, this is gonna be great.

More, more.
Don't you wanna get all gushy?

- I wanna dance.
- Oh, God.

It's those guys,
those guys from West Jordan.

- Come on, come on.
- Forget it,

I'm not into picking up someone.

Well, I am.
Here, you finish it.

Mom, it's starting.

Have you talked
to Nicki?

Hmm, I have nothing
to say to her.

Oh.

What are these for?

To bang and scare
the dragon away.

Donna.

- Let's go.
- How come?

'Cause I don't feel good
and everybody's leaving

and you drove
and you're a mess.

- What, is this your mother?
- No, she's not my mother.

Just a few more minutes.

What are you doing here?

Satan's whore inside?

I guess.

Came to see
if you needed a ride home.

I do.

Oh.

Sit up.

- Oh.
- Sorry.

Okay.

Oh, I don't feel good.

- Cough syrup.
- What size?

Eight ounce.
Two of them, though.

Thanks for coming.

You have to
promise me something.

Okay.

Donna goes
to Mercer so I don't...

I don't care what she knows.

You...

can never tell a soul
about my family.

- Okay.
- As far as you know,

I have one father

and one mother.

- Okay?
- Yeah.

I mean ever.

No, I got it.

Okay okay.

Shut up!

- You had a good time, right?
- Yeah, um...

I'm going after Roman.

I'm gonna take it to him.

Bill?

Did you see the eclipse?

We made so much noise
we scared the dragon away.

We saved the king.
We saved the world.

Are you coming in soon?

In a minute.

- It's Nicki's night.
- I know.

I'm glad you're home.

Things go a little haywire
when you're not here.

Sweet dreams.