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♪ Ah, yeah ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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[Mary Anne] I guess you could call me
a hopeless romantic,
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but I prefer hopeful romantic.
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My dad and Sharon
had just spent the weekend
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at a bed-and-breakfast
in the Berkshires, and I was hopeful,
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no, certain that the question
had been popped.
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On the weekend before Valentine's Day!
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[narrator squeals]
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Is this too much?
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Do you think they'll know we know
they're engaged if I wear my wedding look?
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- Oh no. It's very subtle.
- Okay.
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- Have you also considered wearing a veil?
- Well, your shirt is a dead giveaway too.
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We're all for marriage equality,
but it's supposed to be a surprise.
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If they wanted it to be a surprise,
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they would've made dinner reservations
anywhere but Salvatore's.
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Is there a more obvious place
for them to break the news?
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[both giggle]
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- Also this shirt's vintage. It's my dad's.
- Did you hear what you just said?
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Oh, right. Maybe best not to evoke
my mom's failed marriage
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on the night we celebrate
her next chapter. Sweater?
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This is happening. An autumn wedding.
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Burgundy tablecloths.
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Do you think Logan will be my date
to the wedding by then?
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Gosh, I really hope
Logan will be my date to the wedding.
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If you want Richard to drop dead
on his wedding night, then sure.
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No, but seriously, that would be amazing.
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You two make such a cute couple.
Is he going to be your Valentine?
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I haven't even thought about it.
Let's just focus on one romance at a time.
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Come take a photo.
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[Mary Anne] Dawn and I were dressed,
subtly and ready.
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But first, Dad had a 20-minute monologue
prepared about...
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The best croissant of my life.
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That croissant was inspirational.
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No, aspirational.
I aspire to be more like that croissant.
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Honey, you are. You're buttery
and surprisingly expensive.
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[giggles]
That cabin was the height of luxury.
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He decked it out with flowers and candles.
Who does that?
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A couple more things about the croissant.
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- You think you know flaky...
- Spit it out already!
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I did not mean
to speak those words out loud.
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Well, since you seem to have an inkling,
Mary Anne, I will indeed spit it out.
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And we do have something important
we'd like to share.
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[Mary Anne] Okay.
Look surprised, Mary Anne.
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["Wedding March" plays]
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I settled out of court. No one in Stamford
Heights Apartments is going to be evicted.
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Wait, what?
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Oh.
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You said they won't be evicted.
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That's great, Dad.
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Proud of you, Richard.
Fighting the good fight.
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Thank you. Now, quickly I'd like to
take you through the entirety of the case.
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[Mary Anne] Don't get me wrong.
It's a basic human right to have housing.
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But what was going on with my father?
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Here was this incredible woman
next to him. His perfect match.
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Why couldn't he just hurry up
and propose already?
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I know I'm being controlling,
but I just feel so stupid.
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I almost wore a gown.
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That sounds pretty lame.
Uh, the proposal, I mean. Not the gown.
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Maybe your dad wanted to ask,
but got nervous.
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Candy grams! Get candy grams delivered
to your sweetheart's homeroom on Friday!
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Five dollars!
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Expensive for a box of stale hearts.
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Maybe he didn't get nervous.
Maybe Dawn and I got ahead of ourselves.
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Who in their right mind
would ask someone to marry them
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five days before Valentine's Day? Right?
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- What's wrong?
- Nothing.
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- It's... It's just...
- Woo!
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I was kind of gonna ask you
to be my girlfriend today.
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I got you this bracelet.
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But it can wait till Friday.
It can totally wait.
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Uh, no! I mean, not no!
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No, as in don't wait till Friday.
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Yes, I'd love to be your girlfriend.
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- [applauding]
- [boy] Woo!
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[Mary Anne chuckles]
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Yeah.
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- Good?
- Yeah.
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- School! Class.
- [Logan] Yeah.
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- Bye.
- Bye! [giggles]
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[squealing, giggling]
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Stunning! You know what this means?
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You're the first official member
to have a boyfriend.
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If you'd told me a year ago,
I would've been shocked.
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- Gee, thanks.
- I'm happy for you.
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- Why do I feel a "but" coming?
- But...
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- There we go.
- Remember, you are number one, always.
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And then we are number two.
And then your dad's number three.
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So I guess he's number four?
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No, Sharon and Mimi,
so that's four, five, six...
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We get it, Kristy,
but as the boy expert here,
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I will be leading
the official girlfriend task force.
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That cannot become a thing.
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Week one of the relationship
is all about setting up ground rules.
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It's vital you maintain
the power of least interest.
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- You can't let him know where he stands.
- Stacey.
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With all due respect,
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I watched you pretend
to twist your ankle in front of a guy
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to impress him and then cry
over his dirty whistle for a week.
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I think I got this.
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That was like a million years ago.
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- Dirty whistle?
- It was tragic. I'll tell you later.
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So, if we could, uh, move the conversation
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from boys to something
a little more mature, like childcare,
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that would be greatly appreciated
because this is a club meeting.
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[Mallory] Oh my God!
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I just realized you landed a boyfriend
just days before Valentine's Day.
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Iconic! I mean, is Valentine's Day
gonna be your first date?
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I actually haven't even thought about
Valentine's Day or our first date.
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To be honest, I'm kind of freaking out.
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We've never really hung out before
one-on-one. What if it's awkward?
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I've had to sit through hours of you two
discussing which actresses you'd cast
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in the movie version of Wicked.
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I'm sure you'll be fine.
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[phone ringing]
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Hello, Baby-Sitters Club.
This is Kristy Thomas speaking.
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Oh, hey, Mom.
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Weren't your parents going to announce
their engagement yesterday?
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Did that happen too?
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We thought so,
but I guess it just isn't their time.
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I also guess it's not our time
to become stepsisters.
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But you're already like a sister to me.
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We don't need some piece of paper
to make it official. Right?
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My mom needs a sitter for Karen
and Andrew tomorrow after school.
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Uh, Claudia's free.
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Good luck, Claud.
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My mom has a doctor's appointment
for the hypothetical B-A-B-Y.
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I don't know what they're doing to her
over there, because at my place,
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it has been Hurricane Liz recently.
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Claudia will be your sitter.
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Yes, Mom.
I will bring you home some chocolate.
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I got you.
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[Mary Anne] I'd always thought
life with a boyfriend
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would basically be the same
as life without one.
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But apparently, much like
a pre-Megxit Meghan Markle,
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I now had duties and responsibilities
in my new role,
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starting with lunch at...
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The Couples' Lounge. Welcome.
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Isn't it nice to get away
from the noise and chaos of the singles?
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Yeah, for sure.
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Well, Valentine's Day is upon us.
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Finally! A day for us couples.
What do you boys have planned?
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Last week was our five-week anniversary,
so of course we did this big thing,
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so I think we're just gonna lay low.
You guys?
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[both] We made reservations
at Salvatore's.
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Oh my God, jinx!
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[both] They always do that.
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- Oh my God, so do we!
- What's your plans?
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Um...
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I... also made a reservation at Salvatore's.
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You did?
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[girl] Their prix fixe menu looks divine.
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Honestly, my heart goes out to anyone
who has to spend Friday alone.
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I just cannot imagine.
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[Mary Anne] At least I knew my first date
was gonna be on Valentine's Day.
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Iconic, as Mallory would say,
but also a little scary.
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And speaking of scary...
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Do you know how
your great-great-great-grandmother died?
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Not off the top of my head.
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Mine was struck by lightning.
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But it was the dysentery that got her.
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She's working on her family tree
for school.
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Her mom's side took five minutes,
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but as you can imagine, the Brewers have
a very long and well-recorded history.
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I've got it covered. Love a project.
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Oh, uh, Liz, did you,
uh, want some chocolate?
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- What?
- I just had a bar of it, randomly.
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No, I'm fine, thanks.
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Andrew is watching Wall-E
for the 900th time.
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He says he enjoys the silence of it.
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Anyway, if you can bring him a snack
in a little bit, that'd be great.
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And there's a bunch
of old photo albums in the attic
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if you want to use them
for visuals for her tree.
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That's it. I'll be home at 6:00.
Okay? Have fun.
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Claudia, I will take that. Thank you.
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Have fun, you guys. Bye!
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There might be a new baby here soon.
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If all goes well.
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Here's Grandpa Ben Brewer.
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You can glue him next to Cordelia Brewer.
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Although, the two of them
didn't really get along.
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There was a large dispute over renovations
to their summer cottage on the Cape.
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- How do you know about all this stuff?
- My dad.
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Also, I can hear them talking.
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[spooky wind rushing]
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Sorry. This weird man
was making the Crying Lady upset.
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The Crying Lady?
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[spooky music playing]
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She lives here in what used to be
the servants' quarters.
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She died from a broken heart
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after her husband perished
in a whaling accident.
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I often hear her weeping.
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If you're quiet, you might hear her too.
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[Andrew] Claudia! Can I have a snack?
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Yup! Coming right up, Andrew.
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[spooky music playing]
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[Mary Anne] After another endlessly
awkward lunch with the Couples-Only Club,
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I was ready, no, desperate
for some alone time with my friends.
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We always walk to our club meetings
together on Wednesdays, but...
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where were they?
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The Crying Lady?
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Yes, the Crying Lady,
which gave me nightmares last night.
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Oh. That's a new one.
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I'll talk to Karen about it.
Anyone else have anything to report?
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- You're late.
- Yeah, 'cause you all ghosted me.
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Oh my God. Wait, are you psychic?
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- We were just talking about ghosts.
- What do you mean ghosted you?
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I was waiting for you guys
to walk over here with me, like always.
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Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
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I assumed you'd want some alone time
with Logan and he'd walk you over.
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What? No! God.
That's so old-timey and creepy.
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Because I have a boyfriend doesn't mean
I don't wanna walk to meetings with you.
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Hate to say I told you so.
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Yes, Logan is my boyfriend now,
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but that doesn't mean
anything else needs to be different.
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Well, except for lunch.
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Okay, trust me. The Couples' Lounge
is not all it's cracked up to be.
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And you guys told me I had to sit there.
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Um, yeah, because we want the tea.
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Are Hailee and Oliver
really the perfect couple,
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or do we think
there's a few cracks in that foundation?
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I'm sorry to report that they are perfect.
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Horribly, annoyingly perfect.
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They finish each other sentences
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and they celebrate anniversaries
on a bi-weekly basis.
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- Oh!
- That's adorable!
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Ugh.
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Oh my God, my mom said yes.
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Friday is a go, and she wants
to set up mani-pedi stations for us!
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[squealing]
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- Friday?
- Galentine's Day!
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We're going to watch
and make fun of old rom-com movies.
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- Any excuse to eat way too much pizza.
- Wait, that's so much fun. What time?
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Um...
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- Oh, right. Friday.
- Have you and Logan already made plans?
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Yeah, he made
dinner reservations at Salvatore's.
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Oh, that's so romantic!
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And pricey.
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People get engaged there.
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I'm so jealous.
You're gonna have the best night ever.
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Are you looking forward to it?
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[Mary Anne] It's not that I wasn't excited
about spending time with Logan.
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It just didn't seem as appealing
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as watching rom-coms in sweatpants
with my best friends.
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Mary Anne, have you told your dad
about all this?
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[Mary Anne] That's it! I didn't have to
choose between Logan and my friends.
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Not when I could simply have
my dad make that decision for me.
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And of course, he'd say...
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Sounds good. Be home by 9:00.
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Wait, I don't think you heard me
correctly. I said I'm going on a date.
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On Valentine's Day with my new boyfriend.
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One moment, please.
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"I had a feeling that maybe you and Logan
were starting to become
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more than friends after camp,
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and I am happy for you, sweetheart."
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"He seems
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like a very nice kid."
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Dad, are those... notes?
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No.
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Yes.
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I've been preparing
for this moment your entire life. I...
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I was scared to death of messing it up.
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I may or may not have asked my therapist
to help me strategize...
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You know, I don't have to
tell you the whole thing.
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And I don't need note cards to know that
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I trust you.
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[Mary Anne] I know what you're thinking.
"How sweet."
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And you're totally right. It was.
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But this also meant
I now had to go have a panic attack.
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Did anyone send you
a carnation today, Kristy?
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No, thank God.
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Don't you think it's weird
that we celebrate Valentine's Day
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with chocolates and flowers
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when it marks the day that Saint Valentine
was martyred by Claudius the Cruel?
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Sure.
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I also think it's a corporate holiday
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designed to make women
feel badly about themselves.
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But at least Mom's getting
a home-cooked meal from Watson out of it.
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[gasps]
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Did you hear that? It's...
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The Crying Lady?
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Karen, I'm not falling for it.
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You're giving your babysitters nightmares.
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Stop messing with people.
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You know ghosts aren't real.
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[distant whimpering]
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[spooky bells chime]
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[Charlie] Kristy! If you want a ride
to the girl thing, I'm leaving now.
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Coming, Charlie.
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[whispering] It's okay.
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[Mary Anne] Because my dad and Sharon
were going on a date,
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Logan's Mom picked me up,
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and if the car ride over was
any indication of how the date would go,
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we were in for a long, awkward night
of deadly pauses,
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and little to no eye contact.
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Reservation?
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Yeah, my name is Logan.
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- Last name.
- Sorry, Bruno.
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- B-R-U...
- I know how to spell Bruno.
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00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:10,808
And a rose for the girl.
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00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:13,102
- Thanks.
- [woman] Wait here.
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[Mary Anne] What happened
to me and Logan's easy banter?
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We used to always know what to talk about.
Now, it was like we're complete strangers.
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00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:28,992
Mary Anne?
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Dad?
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00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:33,122
Oh no. How did this happen?
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00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:35,457
- Are you spying on me?
- What? No.
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00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,209
Wait, this is where your date is?
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00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:40,337
When you said date, I thought
you meant pizza or at the arcade.
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I mean, what are the chances?
We do come here a lot.
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Logan, you remember my dad
from Parents' Weekend at summer camp.
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- Yeah.
- Dad, Logan. Logan, Dad.
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And this is my...
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Sharon.
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00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,685
Logan! Oh!
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- [Logan] Hi there.
- [Sharon] I've heard so much about you.
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[woman] Bruno, party of two.
Your table's ready.
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00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:02,693
Oh, um, could we actually
make it a party of four?
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00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:04,987
Really? You'd... You would want that?
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00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:07,489
[Mary Anne] The truth was
I'd do anything to save myself
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00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,658
from having to carry
the conversation with Logan,
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00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:13,120
even if that meant going on a double date
with Sharon and my dad.
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00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:21,045
[Sharon] Let's go around
and say our love languages. I'll go first.
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00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:23,547
Mine is words of affirmation.
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00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:24,631
Logan.
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00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:26,800
Oh. Um...
328
00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:28,052
I guess mine's English?
329
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:30,512
Oh, no, thanks. I'm only 13.
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00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:31,680
I'll take it.
331
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,850
Did Mary Anne tell you the big news?
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00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:38,938
- Richard settled a big case out of court.
- I love it when that happens.
333
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,499
- [Oliver] I can't do this!
- [Mary Anne] It's Hailee and Oliver.
334
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:44,902
I feel invisible in this relationship.
You just don't care about my needs!
335
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:45,985
Oliver!
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00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:47,738
Don't do this!
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00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,631
[Mary Anne] Stars, they're just like us.
338
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,453
But if the poster couple
of Stoneybrook Middle School
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00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:57,998
couldn't make it to the first course,
how could Logan and I stand a chance?
340
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:02,002
- Thank you.
- Thanks, Mr. Spier.
341
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,380
Sorry you had to cover me.
I thought 20 would be enough.
342
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:07,549
Please, call me Richard.
And you can pick up the tab next time.
343
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:10,886
I'm starting to realize
I don't know what a prix fixe meal is.
344
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,305
- Thought it was a kind of food.
- Totally get it.
345
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:15,808
I thought elbow grease
was a kind of cleaning product.
346
00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:16,934
[cell phone chimes]
347
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:18,811
Oh, my mom is here to pick me up.
348
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,063
Happy Valentine's Day, Mary Anne.
349
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:22,981
Bye.
350
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:24,857
Bye, Logan.
351
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:28,821
[melancholy music plays]
352
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,951
[Mary Anne] When Kristy got home
from Galentine's
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00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,910
with her first-and-last-ever manicure,
354
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,496
she was pretty done
with all things in the romance genre.
355
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:39,957
- But she hadn't expected to walk into...
- [sobbing]
356
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,126
...a horror movie?
357
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:46,546
[sobbing continues]
358
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,092
[Mary Anne] The Crying Lady.
359
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:53,262
Was Karen right?
Was the house really haunted?
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00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,345
[sobbing]
361
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,024
- Mom?
- Oh, Kristy!
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00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:08,152
I thought you were a ghost.
I mean Karen thought you were a ghost.
363
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,863
Acoustics in this weird house. [sniffles]
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00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:13,740
[Liz sighs]
365
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:17,201
Are you okay?
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00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,121
[sighs] I'm just
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00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:23,083
overwhelmed and hormonal.
368
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,293
I understand.
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00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:25,794
I mean, I don't, but...
370
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:26,878
[Liz gulps]
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00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,715
I'd listen, if you wanted to talk.
372
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:31,675
I know you would, sweetie.
373
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,887
But this isn't something
that I need to put on you.
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00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:39,641
These are feelings that I actually
should talk to my husband about,
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00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,977
instead of acting like nothing's wrong
376
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,229
so that he doesn't feel bad
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00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:49,610
until I get so stressed
and so resentful that I explode.
378
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:51,945
Well, that sounds romantic.
379
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,029
Yeah. [chuckles]
380
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:55,991
What about Karen?
381
00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:00,579
You want me to tell her
it was just you crying in the bathroom
382
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:02,039
and not a ghost?
383
00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:05,584
Mm, nah. Why disappoint her like that?
384
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,419
[both laugh]
385
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,254
[Mary Anne] Liz wasn't a hurricane.
386
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,298
More like she was stuck
on a roller coaster.
387
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:15,052
But the thing about roller coasters is,
no matter how exciting they are at first,
388
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:16,804
eventually you just want to get off.
389
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:19,640
That was fun. He's a very nice boy.
390
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:21,224
He is.
391
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:23,227
And that's the problem.
392
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:28,023
He's a very nice boy
and I really like him,
393
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,400
but now that we made things official,
394
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,821
I feel like we can't be ourselves
around each other anymore.
395
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:36,115
And my friends
are treating me differently,
396
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,826
and he doesn't even
feel like my friend anymore.
397
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:43,205
So, basically,
I'm just this friendless mess of a person
398
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,958
who doesn't even know what to say.
399
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:50,796
I never thought being in a relationship
meant feeling this lonely.
400
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,433
You are not a friendless mess.
401
00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:08,272
You might be the least friendless person
in the history of the world.
402
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,191
Your friends love you
403
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:14,194
in an almost concerningly
aggressive fashion.
404
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:18,031
It's okay if you want to go back
to being just friends with Logan.
405
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,410
Or friends who like each other.
406
00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:23,912
Is that what you and Sharon are?
407
00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:25,873
Friends who like each other?
408
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,542
Because if so,
I can learn to get used to that, but
409
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,795
I just thought
you would've proposed to her by now.
410
00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:33,796
I understand.
411
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:37,885
I can tell you with confidence
that Sharon and I are
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00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:41,054
more than friends who like each other.
413
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,682
But we're also adults
414
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:46,727
with history and our own families.
415
00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:50,689
I'm not sure what to call it.
416
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:51,772
We're just
417
00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:53,816
us.
418
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,738
But what I can tell you is that I'm happy
419
00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:00,699
and that Sharon isn't going anywhere.
420
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:06,455
And I know that because she and I
have actually talked about it.
421
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:11,126
[Mary Anne] Oh no. Does that mean
I was gonna have to talk to my Valentine?
422
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,253
Wait. So you're not mad?
423
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,171
Or sad?
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00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:16,465
[Logan] Are you kidding?
Mary Anne, you read my mind.
425
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,008
I've been so stressed lately.
426
00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:21,053
- If I had to spend one more lunch...
- At the Couples' Table!
427
00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:23,013
Not that that's gonna survive
after tonight.
428
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:25,182
"I feel so invisible
in this relationship!"
429
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:26,683
"You don't care about my needs!"
430
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:27,767
[laughing]
431
00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:31,146
[sighs] So we're friends?
432
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,230
Yeah.
433
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,650
- Yeah, we're just...
- [both] Us.
434
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,194
- [both] Oh my God.
- We did the thing!
435
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:38,403
We did not do the thing.
436
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:41,490
[sighs]
Oh, should I give you your bracelet back?
437
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:45,369
No way. I mean,
unless you want to give it back, because...
438
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:47,079
Logan, don't make it weird.
439
00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:48,622
[chuckles] Sorry.
440
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:50,666
[Mary Anne] So, there you have it.
441
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:54,002
The difference between being a hopeless
romantic and a hopeful romantic.
442
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,797
Saying how you really feel
to the people you love, or...
443
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:59,758
Whoa, the people you like.
Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
444
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,387
So you broke up?
445
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,514
We decided to go with no labels.
446
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:06,640
I love that.
447
00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:11,228
Live in the in-between.
I guess I'm like that.
448
00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:12,437
I hate labels.
449
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:15,761
For all I know, the person I end up with
could be anywhere on the gender spectrum.
450
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:19,611
As long as they care about the environment
and have good oral hygiene,
451
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,196
pretty much wide open.
452
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,241
- That's really cool, Dawn.
- Oh, I know. I'm very cool.
453
00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:26,118
- [laughing]
- [Sharon] Hope you're hungry!
454
00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:28,704
- Special delivery.
- [Sharon giggles]
455
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,455
All right, all right.
456
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:32,165
Dinner is served.
457
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:34,376
- Bon appétit.
- [Sharon] Oh, sweetie.
458
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:35,877
Let's tell them before we eat.
459
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:37,170
Tell us what?
460
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:40,674
Well, um... [clears throat]
I have an announcement to make.
461
00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:43,468
- [Sharon] We.
- Sorry, we have an announcement to make.
462
00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:46,138
[Mary Anne] Oh my God. Was this happening?
463
00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:48,515
Were Dawn and I
about to become stepsisters after all?
464
00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:49,975
[cutlery clinking on glasses]
465
00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:52,519
- That's meant to gather your attention.
- [clinking]
466
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,439
[Richard] Now, we know this is a big step,
467
00:21:55,522 --> 00:21:58,191
and something that you two
have wanted to make happen for a while,
468
00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,902
and we weren't sure that we were ready.
469
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:05,824
But after talking it over,
it just makes sense now.
470
00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:06,907
[fanfare playing]
471
00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:09,119
[Mary Anne] It was happening!
An autumn wedding.
472
00:22:09,202 --> 00:22:10,412
Burgundy tablecloths,
473
00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:13,081
a surprise rom-com ending,
like a Drew Barrymore movie.
474
00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:16,918
- This house is crawling with termites.
- Wait, what?
475
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,295
We have to fumigate.
476
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,005
And?
477
00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:21,298
And Mary Anne and Richard
478
00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:24,509
are gonna stay with us for a week
instead of renting an Airbnb.
479
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:28,847
A... a week? You thought a week
warranted the clinking of a glass?
480
00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:31,141
- Well, I mean...
- [Dawn] I love you two.
481
00:22:31,224 --> 00:22:33,727
But we have all got to
get on the same page
482
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about what constitutes
a big announcement around here.
483
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:37,313
I second that.
484
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:40,692
Is it that I clanked too many times?
485
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:42,628
- I may have made too big a deal...
- [Sharon] We.
486
00:22:42,652 --> 00:22:44,780
We may have. Consider this bell un-rung.
487
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:47,741
[Mary Anne] Valentine's Day,
like labels, isn't for everyone,
488
00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:50,869
and not just because it's corporate
or because it's celebrating the day
489
00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:54,664
a saint died with chocolates or whatever,
but because really it's just another day.
490
00:22:55,290 --> 00:22:57,042
And I don't need $3.00 carnations
491
00:22:57,125 --> 00:23:00,337
or prix fixe meals to be reminded
of who I love or who loves me.
492
00:23:00,837 --> 00:23:02,172
I love this family.
493
00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:05,133
How it is, as it is,
call it whatever you want.
494
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,636
♪ But if you give a little, get a little ♪
495
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,639
♪ Maybe we could get to know each other ♪
496
00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:13,642
♪ Give a little
Get a little, give a little ♪
497
00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:18,146
♪ And if you give a little
Get a little, give a little ♪
498
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,823
♪ Give a little
Get a little, give a little ♪
499
00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:34,663
♪ If only we could find a way
To leave all of our darker days ♪
500
00:23:34,746 --> 00:23:37,666
♪ Soak in all the sweetness on our skin ♪
501
00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:41,294
♪ Oh, and if you're waiting in the sun ♪
502
00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:47,759
♪ Then carry me on wings of love
To that brighter day where all begins ♪
503
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:51,179
♪ And if you give a little, get a little ♪
504
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:54,182
♪ Maybe we could get to know each other ♪
505
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,643
♪ Give a little
Get a little, give a little ♪
506
00:23:57,185 --> 00:23:58,687
♪ It's coming through ♪
507
00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:04,192
♪ There's a whole new world
Just waiting, baby ♪
508
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:08,196
♪ So much waiting just for me and you ♪
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