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[Kristy] When you think of weddings,
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you think of flowers, champagne,
grown-ups crying
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because they're happy,
which doesn't make any sense.
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But weddings are about
more than all that stuff.
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They're about love, commitment,
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what happens when you join two people
and their families together forever.
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Unless someone changes their mind,
which they do all the time.
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We're all children of divorce, Kristy.
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Get to the good part.
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Just do whatever she says.
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Prepared for marriage already. Okay.
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Do you, Karen Amaryllis Brewer,
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take David Michael Thomas
to be your lawfully wedded husband?
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Wait, what's his middle name?
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Michael.
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David Michael Thomas.
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So, three first names.
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Weird, but I do.
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And do you, David Michael Thomas,
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take Karen Amaryllis Brewer
to be your lawfully wedded wife?
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As long as it's just pretend.
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So now, by the power vested in me
by the state of Connecticut,
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I now pronounce you husband and--
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Kristy, can you take the kids outside
to play, please?
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We haven't even kissed yet.
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And I didn't get to break the glass.
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It's not a Jewish wedding, honey.
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But it would be cool to smash something.
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Yes, it would, outside.
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Which would be a better place
for the ceremony.
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Yes, but six generations of Brewers have
been married in this room, apparently.
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So I'm not gonna be the one
to break that tradition.
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Go.
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Wait, what's that on your head?
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Grammy Brewer brought them from the vault.
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Yes, for me,
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to borrow.
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If you lose one stone on that tiara,
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you're gonna be paying for that out
of your allowance for the next 700 years.
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It's very heavily insured.
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Aren't you a little old for a tiara?
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-Tell it to the queen.
-[car horn honking]
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Oh, Charlie must be home.
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[Kristy] My brother Charlie had been
saving up to buy a used car
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-practically since he was toilet trained.
-[chattering]
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[Kristy] Finally, he found a 2007
Toyota Corolla he could just about afford.
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This was not that car.
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-Hi!
-Mom!
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Mom, this thing has 248 horsepower
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and four cylinders. And the smell...
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Mom, I want my whole life
to smell like this!
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Well, you better start
changing your sheets more often.
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Oh, come on, at Watson's house
we don't have to change our own sheets.
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That's right.
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Kidding. Kidding.
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Um... [sucks teeth] this, babe--
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this is not a used Toyota.
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No, no, it is not.
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I made up the difference.
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Look, he's worked so hard
saving that money,
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and he was so excited.
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Look, Al gave me a great deal,
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and my family's been buying cars
from him for, like, 50 years.
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I wish you'd talked to me about it first.
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I know, I know, but maybe you can think
of it as a wedding present from...
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From me to the kids.
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To one kid.
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Okay, but they can all go in the carpool,
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and it'll be very useful
for the whole family.
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-[Charlie] Yes, yes, yes!
-Hmm. All right.
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-Why don't you take your mom for a spin?
-Yes, yes, here we go! Kristy, come on.
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Coming with us! Here we go.
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[Kristy] Heirloom diamonds? Luxury cars?
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The Thomases were moving up in the world.
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-A brand new BMW?
-What color?
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Dark. Black, maybe. I don't know.
It's a little--
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Chic? Fabulous? Sleek?
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Flashy.
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But at least now Charlie has to drive me
to and from all my jobs and club meetings.
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It's my mom's condition
for letting him keep the car.
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Yes! Carpooling for the win.
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The environment thanks you.
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I can't believe the wedding is tomorrow.
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How is it going over there?
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Fancy. Fancy flowers, fancy tent,
fancy food...
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They have this sushi bar where
they pick what kind of fish you get.
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Omakase. [laughs] It's seasonal.
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All I know is my mom is fighting
with the chef to label everything,
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because Dawn's mom has
some crazy allergy to yellowtail.
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-Can't eat it, can stay away from it.
-[laughs]
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Last year around this time,
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my mom was fighting
with Connecticut Water and Power
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to lower our bill.
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And now Charlie has a BMW,
she has a tiara.
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It's like I'm living
in an alternate dimension.
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It's her wedding.
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Let her be a princess for a day.
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She deserves it.
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Well, personally,
I'm grateful for a little luxury
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before a summer of roughing it
at Camp Moosehead.
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-Oh, my God, I'm so excited.
-So excited!
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I can't believe I'm not going
with you guys.
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Oh, please, you'll be at art camp,
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at Yale, with Trevor Sandbourne.
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Did you get your packing list yet?
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Yeah, it's just art supplies and stuff.
What about you?
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The basics. About a zillion
of those uniform T-shirts and shorts,
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two sets of sheets, two sets of towels,
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toiletry kit with soap, shampoo,
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feminine products.
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Feminine products? What, like makeup?
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Are they telling the boys
to bring "masculine products"?
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I think they mean, like,
pads and tampons and stuff like that.
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Oh, right.
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Well, I should go. Watson's taking me
to pick up my bridesmaid's dress.
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What's it like? Give us a hint.
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Well, it's yellow, and it's long,
and it's rustley.
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It kind of makes me looks like--
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A banana.
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I look like a banana.
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Come on, it can't be that bad.
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See?
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I think you look great.
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The only person in the world that thinks
I look great is Curious George,
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-before he tries to eat me.
-[laughs]
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The fit is perfect. It's like a glove.
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Or a peel.
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All right, look, Kristy,
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I think it's beautiful,
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but if you don't want to wear it, well,
we'll just have to get you a new dress.
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We have a new shipment
of Vera Wangs that just came in
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and a Carolina Herrera that is to die for.
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-Pale blue, it'll look perfect on her.
-[laughing]
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It is "to die for."
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[Kristy] Yep, the Thomases were definitely
moving up in the world.
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But there was so much
we were leaving behind.
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Hey, buddy. What are you doing still up?
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I can't find my pajamas.
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Well, did you check in your bottom drawer?
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I think Mom left some stuff in there
for you.
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Everything's gone.
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We'll never live in this house again.
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Um, why don't you go find your pajamas?
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I'll be in
in a minute to tuck you in, okay?
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Could you be homesick
for a place you haven't even left yet?
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Open your window.
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I think my flashlight got packed.
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It's okay. My dad lets me stay up
past nine p.m. now,
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so it's probably okay if I use my voice.
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[laughs]
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I'm gonna miss this.
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You being right next door,
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talking whenever.
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[sighs] Me, too.
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But at least we both have real phones now.
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Just get better at checking your texts.
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[laughs]
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[laughs]
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[sighs]
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-[car horn honks]
-[Charlie] Kristy, come on! We're late!
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Oh!
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[exhales]
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[chattering]
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-[whistles]
-[glass shatters]
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[Liz] Up here!
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-I think I get what you're talking about.
-[man] Yeah, it's gonna look fabulous.
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-All right. I'm gonna trust.
-[man] Mm-hmm.
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[Kristy] Hey, Mom.
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Oh, hey, baby! How are you feeling?
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Fine, good. There's something I wanted
to tell you about the dress.
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Does it look okay?
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Apparently, Grammy Brewer is very fond
of yellow.
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Chat later, please. We got a lot to do.
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-[Liz] Okay.
-Yeah, okay.
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[Liz]
I'll talk to you later, baby. Okay, but...
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[panting] Okay, Dawn, let's go.
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Okay. I wore this dress
to your cousin Natalia's quinceañera,
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the night after your father said
he was filing for divorce.
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-Bad juju?
-Maybe.
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Okay, and I wore this one
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to Stefano and Patrick's
commitment ceremony
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right after I found out I was pregnant.
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Too revealing?
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Yeah. Do you have anything else?
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[Richard] Knock, knock, knock.
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[clears throat]
Which of these do you prefer?
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Well, my prom dress didn't fit.
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I forgot to feed the turtle! Ugh!
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[sighs] We're gonna be late.
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Does this shirt
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smell like meat?
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[sniffs]
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[Karen] You look like Cinderella.
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[Kristy] I felt like Cinderella,
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and for the first time maybe ever,
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I sort of got why Claudia and Stacey
were so obsessed with clothes.
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[Liz knocks on door]
How's it going in there? Can I see?
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What do you think?
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You look so beautiful.
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But what happened to the yellow dress?
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It looked like a banana.
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[laughs]
Watson said I could get a different one.
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Don't you like it?
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I think it's lovely, but...
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did you get a refund for the other dress?
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It had already been altered,
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but Watson said not to worry about it.
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How much did it cost?
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$800. I saw the price tag.
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Kristy! That's outrageous!
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I mean, since when do you care
about stuff like that?
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Since I didn't want to walk down the aisle
in front of a million people
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in a dress I hate.
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Watson said I could get whatever I wanted.
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You should have called me first,
both of you.
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I did not raise you to be the kind of girl
that doesn't look at price tags.
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He bought Charlie a car.
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You're having a zillion-dollar wedding.
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I get one lousy dress that looks
halfway decent on me,
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and suddenly I'm a spoiled brat?
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-I didn't say that.
-You know,
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I didn't even want you to get married
in the first place.
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Maybe I just shouldn't be a part
of your new fancy family at all.
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Honey, it's gown time.
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[Kristy] I knew I'd gone too far,
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but there was something in me
that wouldn't let me stop.
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Something angry
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and now it was too late.
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-[classical music playing]
-[chattering]
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She's not here.
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[sighs] They're always late.
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The turtle was too much.
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What turtle?
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I'm gonna get a drink. You want one?
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Right, of course not.
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Oh, I see Mary Anne.
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-Hey.
-Hi!
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You go first.
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I don't know what to do with this.
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Right.
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-[Stacey] Hi, Mr. Spier.
-Hi.
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Hi, everybody.
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-[woman shushes]
-[Watson exhales]
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Come right over here.
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You look awesome.
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Great job, bud.
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-[imitates explosion]
-[laughing]
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[laughing]
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[laughing]
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Great job, Karen.
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-[Sharon] Oh, my goodness, we're so sorry.
-[Dawn] So sorry.
252
00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:58,230
-Hi, hi, how are you? We're so late.
-Excuse me.
253
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,360
What? I knew she'd make it.
254
00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:05,610
["Wedding March" playing]
255
00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:14,370
[Kristy] She looked so beautiful.
256
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:15,540
So happy.
257
00:13:16,330 --> 00:13:18,500
-[sighs]
-[Kristy] But she wasn't looking at me.
258
00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:28,470
You may sit.
259
00:13:28,550 --> 00:13:31,470
-[screams]
-[crowd gasps]
260
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:32,720
Karen.
261
00:13:33,220 --> 00:13:34,140
It's okay.
262
00:13:35,310 --> 00:13:36,980
This little girl thinks I'm a witch.
263
00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:39,060
So in front of this room full
of witnesses,
264
00:13:39,150 --> 00:13:41,690
I would like to say that she's right.
265
00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:44,940
I am a spiritual practitioner.
266
00:13:45,030 --> 00:13:48,160
Now, historically, the term "witch"
has been used to describe people,
267
00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:49,450
primarily women,
268
00:13:49,530 --> 00:13:53,200
who refuse to conform to society's
expectations of who they should be.
269
00:13:53,790 --> 00:13:55,540
We got a lot of witches here.
270
00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:56,710
-[Watson laughs]
-Am I right?
271
00:13:56,790 --> 00:13:57,870
[Watson] Definitely.
272
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,960
When children tell you something,
believe 'em.
273
00:14:02,380 --> 00:14:04,130
Now, let's get this party started.
274
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,220
We are gathered here today...
275
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:09,220
[Kristy] I know parents get all mushy
about their kids getting married
276
00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:12,220
and how it makes them feel all,
like "Sunrise, Sunset" or whatever,
277
00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:15,770
but suddenly I was the one
thinking about the past,
278
00:14:16,430 --> 00:14:18,350
about how lonely my mom had been,
279
00:14:18,730 --> 00:14:21,560
how sad she used to seem
around all the other parents...
280
00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:25,320
the look on her face the day she told us
our dad was gone.
281
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,860
And all of a sudden,
my face was super wet.
282
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,950
[Esme]
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
283
00:14:33,030 --> 00:14:34,120
[glass shatters]
284
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,580
I did it! I broke the glass!
285
00:14:36,660 --> 00:14:38,660
[laughing]
286
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,260
-Whoo!
-[laughing]
287
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,230
[Watson] Whoo!
288
00:14:58,310 --> 00:15:01,770
[chattering]
289
00:15:05,190 --> 00:15:06,690
Kristy, you look so pretty!
290
00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,030
That dress!
291
00:15:08,110 --> 00:15:10,030
-[laughs] Turn around!
-You look gorgeous.
292
00:15:10,820 --> 00:15:11,820
How do you feel?
293
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,280
Fine. I'm fine.
294
00:15:16,370 --> 00:15:18,410
Um, have you guys seen my mom?
295
00:15:18,540 --> 00:15:20,000
I think she's still doing photos.
296
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,870
Guys, look at that.
297
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:24,000
Oh, my gosh. [laughs]
298
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,550
Think he'll propose tonight?
299
00:15:25,630 --> 00:15:28,880
He has had, like,
one-third a glass of champagne.
300
00:15:29,550 --> 00:15:31,380
-Anything could happen.
-[laughing]
301
00:15:31,470 --> 00:15:35,260
And now, presenting the happy couple,
302
00:15:35,350 --> 00:15:38,720
Watson and Elizabeth Brewer!
303
00:15:38,810 --> 00:15:41,140
[cheering]
304
00:15:44,230 --> 00:15:46,230
[slow-tempo song playing]
305
00:15:48,820 --> 00:15:51,200
They're really in love.
306
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:53,740
Yeah.
307
00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:55,660
They are.
308
00:15:56,870 --> 00:15:58,410
I wish Trevor was here.
309
00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,460
[sighs] I miss Toby.
310
00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:01,660
He's probably a great dancer.
311
00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:03,750
Stacey, you wanna dance?
312
00:16:04,210 --> 00:16:05,540
Yeah, of course.
313
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,340
What about Toby?
314
00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:08,800
Don't be such a baby.
315
00:16:09,590 --> 00:16:11,090
[laughing]
316
00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:14,930
-No, no, no, this way!
-[shouts, laughing]
317
00:16:15,010 --> 00:16:17,010
[Watson laughs]
318
00:16:18,140 --> 00:16:20,600
[Kristy] I kept trying to get a minute
alone with my mom.
319
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,730
I wanted to tell her I was happy for her.
320
00:16:29,230 --> 00:16:30,150
That I was sorry.
321
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:33,030
It was never the right time,
322
00:16:33,110 --> 00:16:34,910
and maybe it never would be.
323
00:16:34,990 --> 00:16:37,330
Maybe she had just moved on without me.
324
00:16:40,450 --> 00:16:41,580
I have cake.
325
00:16:41,660 --> 00:16:44,370
-Nutella filling. No complaints.
-[laughing]
326
00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:45,830
Thank...
327
00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:48,090
Thank my Claudia.
328
00:16:48,170 --> 00:16:49,500
How are you feeling?
329
00:16:49,590 --> 00:16:51,760
Are you tired or...
330
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,800
-We can go home if you want.
-No.
331
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,640
No, I am fine.
332
00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:58,350
This important.
333
00:16:59,010 --> 00:17:00,520
Being here,
334
00:17:00,930 --> 00:17:02,180
people I love
335
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:03,980
is what matters.
336
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:10,900
Mmm! Oh, my God, this vanilla custard...
337
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:13,440
-I don't even care if it's not vegan.
-[laughs]
338
00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:16,280
I just keep checking my levels,
because Sugar Town, here I come!
339
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:20,700
-[laughs]
-I am so, so happy right now.
340
00:17:23,330 --> 00:17:24,160
You okay?
341
00:17:24,660 --> 00:17:26,540
Fine! Fine.
342
00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:29,960
Did you ever find your mom?
343
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,380
You'll talk eventually.
344
00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:36,380
She's not going anywhere.
345
00:17:37,970 --> 00:17:38,800
Isn't she?
346
00:17:38,930 --> 00:17:40,640
-Whoo! Ha ha!
-[Richard laughs]
347
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:45,520
Quick carbo load before the next hour
on the dance floor! Mmm!
348
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,650
-Mmm!
-Mom, no!
349
00:17:47,730 --> 00:17:49,940
No, no, no, that's Nut-- that's Nutella!
350
00:17:50,020 --> 00:17:51,730
-[Sharon] Hmm?
-Hazelnut!
351
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:53,280
[shouts]
352
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:54,650
-[gagging]
-What's the matter?
353
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:58,200
She's allergic to tree nuts.
Cashews, hazelnuts, all kinds.
354
00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:00,070
So she made my mom freak out
over the fish,
355
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,410
but forgot to mention
she's allergic to nuts?
356
00:18:02,490 --> 00:18:04,330
That's, like,
the most common allergy ever.
357
00:18:04,410 --> 00:18:06,580
-There's an EpiPen in the car.
-It's all right, Dawn. I've got her.
358
00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:08,460
-[Dawn] Really?
-You stay. Enjoy yourself.
359
00:18:08,540 --> 00:18:09,790
Your mother's in very good hands.
360
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:13,710
Oh, Richie. I'm just gonna stare at you
until my left eye swells shut.
361
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,300
-Okay, that's sweet, but...
-I love you, honey.
362
00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:16,720
...now's not the time.
363
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,340
-My watch has ended.
-[both laugh]
364
00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:23,720
[Kristy] I didn't say it,
but I felt pretty much the same way.
365
00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:26,520
And then I felt something else.
366
00:18:27,350 --> 00:18:28,690
Where you going?
367
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:29,980
Kristy!
368
00:18:34,070 --> 00:18:36,990
[Kristy] Just like that,
at the worst possible time.
369
00:18:37,820 --> 00:18:39,740
It was almost like nothing was different,
370
00:18:39,820 --> 00:18:40,910
but then...
371
00:18:40,990 --> 00:18:42,740
[Mary Anne] Kristy, are you okay?
372
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:43,660
Yeah.
373
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,160
I guess it's my big day, too.
374
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:48,080
[Claudia mumbles] What did she...
375
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:51,330
She got her period.
376
00:18:51,580 --> 00:18:52,880
Oh!
377
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:55,800
[Dawn] It's natural.
378
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,220
[Mary Anne] Peel the back off
and then stick the wing things
379
00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:05,260
on the outside of your underpants.
380
00:19:13,190 --> 00:19:14,150
Oh, great.
381
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:15,440
You're all here.
382
00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:17,190
Why wouldn't we be?
383
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:20,360
We're your friends,
and this is a big moment.
384
00:19:20,740 --> 00:19:21,860
We've all been through it.
385
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:23,870
[laughs] Now you can commiserate.
386
00:19:23,950 --> 00:19:26,540
And bring your own feminine products
to camp.
387
00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:27,910
-Yay!
-[laughing]
388
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:28,830
How do you feel?
389
00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:31,080
-Like I want more cake.
-[laughing]
390
00:19:31,210 --> 00:19:32,380
[Stacey] Makes sense.
391
00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:33,880
[car horn honks]
392
00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:36,880
[Kristy] I couldn't believe it.
My mother was leaving.
393
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,050
When she came back,
she'd be a different person.
394
00:19:39,380 --> 00:19:42,390
-Not just a mother, but a wife, a Brewer.
-[cheering]
395
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:46,350
Dude, where have you been?
Mom's been looking for you.
396
00:19:51,230 --> 00:19:53,730
[Kristy]
And I never even got to say goodbye.
397
00:19:53,810 --> 00:19:55,820
[cheering]
398
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,440
[tires screech]
399
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,200
-Kristy!
-Mom!
400
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:06,780
I've been trying to talk to you all night.
401
00:20:06,870 --> 00:20:09,580
Me, too, but you were with your friends,
402
00:20:09,660 --> 00:20:11,620
and there was so much going on,
403
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:15,630
and this limo driver was waiting,
and he's charging by the hour.
404
00:20:15,710 --> 00:20:17,340
That's what you're worried about
right now?
405
00:20:17,420 --> 00:20:19,960
-Yes.
-[both laugh]
406
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:22,970
Mom, I'm sorry.
407
00:20:23,050 --> 00:20:24,510
No, sweetie, I'm so sorry.
408
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:26,390
This is all new for me, too.
409
00:20:26,470 --> 00:20:28,600
I'm just having a hard time navigating it.
410
00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:33,810
This is a lot of change
to go from just us to all this.
411
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,020
And I'm not great at change.
412
00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:37,480
I thought that was my thing.
413
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:41,110
-Where do you think you got it from?
-[both laugh]
414
00:20:41,190 --> 00:20:43,490
Everything I said is still true.
415
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:48,280
You have to be independent
and make it on your own, okay?
416
00:20:48,370 --> 00:20:52,790
You are such a strong
little woman, Kristy,
417
00:20:52,870 --> 00:20:54,710
and it's true that
418
00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:58,590
I do sometimes expect more from you
than the boys,
419
00:20:58,670 --> 00:21:00,340
because you're my favorite child,
420
00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:03,630
-and if you repeat that, I will deny it.
-[both laugh]
421
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:06,430
I'm really glad you found Watson.
422
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:08,600
You are?
423
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:09,760
Of course.
424
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:11,890
Me, too.
425
00:21:13,180 --> 00:21:16,560
But you are my whole heart.
426
00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:19,650
-Don't ever forget that, okay?
-[laughs] Okay.
427
00:21:19,730 --> 00:21:21,480
Oh, I love you, baby.
428
00:21:23,610 --> 00:21:24,820
Oh, I got my period.
429
00:21:26,030 --> 00:21:27,360
What? When?
430
00:21:27,450 --> 00:21:29,700
Just now. Don't worry,
it didn't get on the dress.
431
00:21:29,780 --> 00:21:32,160
Baby, don't worry about the dress.
Are you okay?
432
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,410
Do you know what to do?
433
00:21:33,910 --> 00:21:35,290
We took care of her.
434
00:21:35,370 --> 00:21:36,370
Of course.
435
00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:38,170
You always do.
436
00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:41,210
Oh, you should go.
You don't want to miss your flight.
437
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,130
We're gonna leave in the morning.
We're staying at a hotel.
438
00:21:43,210 --> 00:21:45,800
It's a little anticlimactic,
but I'm exhausted.
439
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:47,430
[both laugh]
440
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,600
I love you so much, Mom.
441
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,520
I love you, too, my baby.
442
00:21:52,970 --> 00:21:54,350
So much.
443
00:21:55,390 --> 00:21:57,020
-[Kristy laughing]
-[squeals]
444
00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:59,360
[kisses] Oh, baby!
445
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:01,150
-I'm gonna miss you.
-I'm gonna miss you, too.
446
00:22:01,230 --> 00:22:03,360
-I love you. Bye.
-Bye!
447
00:22:03,860 --> 00:22:06,070
[crowd cheering]
448
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:08,240
[Dawn] Bye!
449
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:09,820
[grunts] There you go.
450
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,160
She'll be back before you know it.
451
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:17,290
In the meantime, we'll all be together
at Camp Moosehead.
452
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:18,790
"We"?
453
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:20,750
Art camp will be there next year,
454
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:24,630
and how many summers am I gonna have
with my best friends?
455
00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:25,550
[girls] Aww.
456
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,380
-[Watson] Bye, guys!
-[girls] Bye!
457
00:22:28,470 --> 00:22:31,510
-[Watson] Have fun, but not too much fun!
-[girls laugh]
458
00:22:33,140 --> 00:22:36,810
[Kristy] I started The Baby-Sitters Club
to take care of kids,
459
00:22:36,890 --> 00:22:40,690
but what I didn't realize is that it was
also to take care of me,
460
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:43,400
because we were more than a club.
461
00:22:43,650 --> 00:22:45,480
-We were best friends.
-[laughing]
462
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:48,280
[Kristy]
There's only one thing left to do.
463
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:50,410
-Get some more cake!
-Let's do it! [laughs]
464
00:22:50,490 --> 00:22:52,830
♪ Boom, clap, the sound of my heart ♪
465
00:22:52,910 --> 00:22:56,870
♪ The beat goes on and on and on and on
And boom, clap ♪
466
00:22:56,950 --> 00:23:00,830
♪ You make me feel good
Come on to me, come on to me now ♪
467
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,340
♪ Boom, clap, the sound of my heart ♪
468
00:23:03,420 --> 00:23:07,170
♪ The beat goes on and on and on and on
And boom, clap ♪
469
00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:12,010
♪ You make me feel good
Come on to me, come on to me now ♪
470
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,810
♪ Boom, clap, the sound of my heart ♪
471
00:23:18,890 --> 00:23:22,690
♪ The beat goes on and on and on and on
And boom, clap ♪
472
00:23:22,770 --> 00:23:26,940
♪ You make me feel good
Come on to me, come on to me now ♪
473
00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:29,320
♪ Boom, clap, the sound of my heart ♪
474
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:33,200
♪ The beat goes on and on and on and on
And boom, clap ♪
475
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:38,410
♪ You make me feel good
Come on to me, come on to me now ♪
476
00:23:39,540 --> 00:23:43,630
♪ You are the light, and I will follow ♪
477
00:23:44,710 --> 00:23:48,710
♪ You let me lose my shadow ♪
478
00:23:50,010 --> 00:23:54,010
♪ You are the sun, the glowing halo ♪
479
00:23:54,550 --> 00:23:58,220
♪ And you keep burning me up
With all of your love, aww! ♪
480
00:23:58,350 --> 00:24:00,600
♪ Boom, clap, the sound of my heart ♪
481
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:04,560
♪ The beat goes on and on and on and on
And boom, clap ♪
482
00:24:04,650 --> 00:24:08,860
♪ You make me feel good
Come on to me, come on to me now ♪
483
00:24:08,940 --> 00:24:11,030
♪ Boom, clap, the sound of my heart ♪
484
00:24:11,110 --> 00:24:15,070
♪ The beat goes on and on and on and on
And boom, clap ♪
485
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:19,240
♪ You make me feel good
Come on to me, come on to me now ♪
486
00:24:19,330 --> 00:24:21,330
♪ Boom, clap, the sound of my heart ♪
487
00:24:21,410 --> 00:24:25,460
♪ The beat goes on and on and on and on
And boom, clap ♪
488
00:24:25,540 --> 00:24:27,090
♪ You make me feel good, come on ♪
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