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Marriage is a dream

But wedding...

is a battle

And the battle has reached us today

Please welcome

The groom...

Lung!

The long-awaited...

Bride! Reveal yourself!

Meow Meow!

To each a kiss...

Oh yeah

A perfect wedding is no longer a dream

because we'll help you fight the battle

Hong Kong's most popular wedding brand

Wed Wed Wedding

is collaborating with

"Meow's Kiss" for a one-stop

wedding planning service!

Closer! Get Closer!

How about a kiss, lovebirds?

Let's not go that far

Kiss him! Kiss him!

Kiss him! Kiss him!

Kiss him! Kiss him!

The bride is about to transform!

Look over here! Over Here!

Thank you to our designer Meow

and to our popular other half

the E-sport champion, Lung!

There are more surprises to come

Please welcome our

Blazing Chef, Jo-Jo Thin

who has prepared

unexpected delicacies for all

And a precious collection of bridal relics

will be introduced by our cultural expert

Dr. Monica Fung!

Thanks, everyone!

Mankind...can inhabit different facades

In the past, locals who wore these relics

inhabit the ideals of both East and West...

Traditionalism and passion...

Thank you, Ms. Smiley

The press are very happy

Though we're a family business

but we're professionals

Oh yeah, we do everything with laser focus

Today, Jo-Jo Thin

has prepared a feast of unpredictable-

How unpredictable?

Try some

Exactly, it's waffle wife cake

And there's wife cake waffle

Egg tart pudding

And pudding cake tart

But why make wife cakes that look like egg waffles

and egg waffles that look like wife cakes?

Because taste is an illusion, but ingredients are absolute

And cooking is the avenue for playing with the truth!

Why are your words so convincing?

Because they rhyme

You're right!

Thank you everyone

One question at a time please

Look this way

This way, Meow Meow

You and your Slooberble teammates

have recently been in an Instagram feud

Is the team splitting up?

Yes, the ship has sailed

I will find a new beginning

I want to be known beyond our team name

What's your new team name?

Slooberble (Lung's Version)

Oh, my god! Lung Lung...

The name sounds so good

Slooberble...

(Lung's Version)!

Slooberble...(Lung's Version)!

Slooberble...(Lung's Version)!

Guess that works out

What's the matter?

Aren't you two on a relationship sabbatical

and focusing on work first?

Uh-huh

Then what's with the face?

Are you OK?

You OK?

Am so focused I'm nauseous

Everything all right?

She's been sampling too much food

It's probably acid reflux

Perfect timing

I have something to cure your nausea

Mark Gor?

It's even autographed

Only someone with connections can get this

You're a "Marker"?

What's a "Marker"?

His name is Mark Gor

so obviously his fans are called Markers

Then my grandma is a Marker too

I asked for this to give to her

So you're a Marker, too?

What, no way!

Not my thing

You call this handsome?

Bernard's better looking than him

Cultural experts really do have specialized tastes

I've got a question

Earlier, I sensed a special gaze coming from you

Yes, a gaze of admiration and support

Let me explain

When you look out, what do you see?

Glass

No, it's our future!

You know why we're on sabbatical

It's so we can save up

for our dream house and our wedding

So that your grandma

can see you wed in glorious fashion

Dreams come true when we work hard

Meow and I really are just work partners

Lung!

Did that slap "hard" you?

I'm so sorry

It didn't "hard", it hurt!

Huh, I "hard" you, right?

You're right

Must've been "hard" like hell

Yeah, right? It was "hard"

No, what I said was "hurt"

not "hard"

I don't understand

Cantonese is so hard to figure out

Silly Meow... Go easy on the booze

You gotta drink when you're unhappy

Think about it...

If Big Brother

suddenly comes back from Africa

and sees a drunk Meow

what will he think?

He can get bent

He tried to cut and run by going AWOL

and flew the coop without a word

Me and my hard-knock life

Who's been teaching you Cantonese?

A.l

Did you set it to a wrong decade?

Beats me

All I know is that I wore a stunning wedding gown

but the man next to me is...

See? There's no love here!

How about this?

We'll find you an even prettier wedding gown

And when Big Brother's back

we'll put on a dream wedding for you, OK?

Thank you so much!

Actually...

Big Brother once told me that

he was possibly, maybe

thinking about telling Meow that...

- it's over - What?

Why?

You know his self-esteem issues

He said that Meow is like, "Wow!"

But he's like, "Whoa"

He said since it won't last

she shouldn't waste her youth away

No wonder he went with that wildlife photographer

to shoot the Great Migration in Africa

Come. Let's drink while we're happy

Sing a ditty and drinky-drinky...

Let's chill, no need to start singing yet

Whenever I'm sad

my baby would sing to cheer me up

Hey, the photos have gone out

and are going viral!

Everyone's here chatting?

She said Big Brother would sing for her

Our Big Brother can sing?

He's tone-deaf

Wait, if we're all here, who's out there?

I'll go

Baby girl

Huh?

Later, we'll...

You're drunk

Let's sober you up

Oh

See y'all later

Crap!

I'm supposed to be the host

Hey, does Monica know?

It's a surprise proposal, so...

of course she knows!

We agreed we wouldn't marry

So the surprise

has to be fake to look real

But does Monica know the proposal's fake?

Of course she does!

Meow told me that she told her

Looking for me, Ms. Smiley?

I told you before, our brand wants to help you

break into the Japanese market

Have you decided?

Thank you

But...

I better not

I want to stay in Hong Kong longer

You know marketing and design

you speak Japanese and you're good on camera

Why waste your talent here in Hong Kong?

It was supposed to be me who goes!

Fine, you have until I give birth to make a decision

If you won't go, then I will

Amazing...

Come on

When's the next part?

We have other events to get to

Apologies, have some tarts first

Tarts?

Can't you do your job wholeheartedly?

Huh...wholeheartedly?

Do I need to spell it out for you?

- What? - Because...

You told Monica about it, right?

About what?

That this proposal's fake

I know

- Bernard told me that he told her - Hah?

Marry me

I do!

Congrats to "Dragon in Pond PR" owner Bernard

The first customer of

Wed Wed Wedding's marriage proposal service!

Hoorah!

Monica, aren't you surprised?

I'm so surprised!

I didn't expect this

because Bernard and I

previously said that we won't get married

But I didn't know

he actually wanted this

Then why did you stake your happiness

on this marriage proposal service?

Because it's so surprising!

A total surprise

Really a surprise

Where will you hold your ceremony?

Since I was little, I always had a dream

Let's see if he remembers

That's great!

It doesn't matter where

as long as you choose

Wed Wed Wedding's proposal service

Am I right?

Me! Me!

Me! Me!

Me what?

We've been fighting tooth and nail

to see who'll be your...

maid of honor

You silly girls

It's fake

It was just for show

You two didn't know?!

But if I do choose a maid of honor...

I guess I can pick now

Monica

It'll be...

Of course it's you, Josephine

Why?

Why?

To be honest

I never planned to marry

unless...

Bernard really wants to

then I'll think about it

It's Ocean Park

Your dad took you there

when you were little

That's where you had your happiest memories

How could I forget?

You were for real?

I thought it was fake!

Lung and I planned it out

I spent all morning

working out how to act in this scene

Huh?

That's right

You once said

your parents' divorce made you scared of marrying

But you...

actually...

You really...

Turns out...

I'm so moved

I'm glad you are

Great!

Great!

Great!

Baby girl

I'll give you the most glorious wedding ever

Hello?

I always thought Jo would go first

But after a quick turn

now Monica's the first to get...

a sugar daddy

I'm flabbergasted

That's not...

what sugar daddy means

Then what does it mean?

It means...

leeching off someone with money

Lung Chan!

What?

Let's get married next month

Huh?

Lung

you've got a sugar mommy now!

Alright!

Then we'll all do it as a family

Damn! Bernard

Your video's hit the jackpot!

Everyone's looking you up for events now

Can you handle it?

Can I handle it?

I just need to make it look like I can

We've made it this far!

Monica, you've gone viral on social media

You're famous!

Huh, that's amazing

I just want a copy of Jo's book for my friend

Josephine, do you have any left?

Hey, Lung!

Don't neglect your wedding for your zombie game

I'm picking my outfit!

Uh, a reporter's asking about Meow and me

How should I respond?

Let me deal with them

As your big-sister-in-law, I can handle anything!

Focus on your wedding!

Thanks!

(Have you decided about Japan? I'm almost due!)

Ms. Smiley, let me fulfill two wishes before I go

Please give me more time

Red Bean to all! Red Bean to all!

Fish Maw in position

Egg Noodles copy, en route!

Jo-Mama!

Bernard

Grandma, it's Bernard!

You're in good spirits!

I'm not deaf

No need to be so loud

Sorry...

Crap

No need to say crap, kid

Grandma's hearing is great

This way please

Such grandeur!

What are those hanging strips?

They're flowers

Grandma's hearing is great

but her eyesight is terrible

For Lung and Jo's wedding

our top priority is...

Splendour

Can he afford this?

Sure, he's doing great

I heard he fell out with his e-sport teammates

It's OK, people come and go. That's fate

People come and go?

What about Josephine?

It's OK, they'll grow old together

Fate's got nothing to do with it

So Josephine is not fated to be with Lung?

It's OK

Wait, that's not OK...

I mean...

Buzz...

Wow, so many bees, let's get away

No

I can tell they're carpenter bees

They don't sting

They just want to bug people

Jo and Lung

have always wanted to serve you wedding tea

Grandma knows

When I was admitted to hospital

Jo wanted to wash away my bad luck

So she rushed the wedding for me

It must've been hard for you all

Not at all

Here comes Josephine!

Such...

such a glorious wedding!

Grandma!

Slowly... Slowly...

Careful, careful

Jo-Mama!

Good girl!

Grandma, you're awake!

I told you, my hearing's fine!

My ear's deaf from all the gold clanking

You're so bling!

Where's Lung?

He's even more bling than me!

Really?

Grandma!

Lung...

Why is your outfit so blinding?

Marriage is sacred

so I decided on a "saintly" outfit

He tried out 900 outfits that I didn't like

This one's much better

I agree

Auspicious hour's passing, let's pour the tea

Grandma, have some tea

- Good - I wish you

a century of good health

What?

Only a century?

Nan's 98 already

Grandma,

I couldn't tell! You look amazing

I thought you're...

- 80... - 607? 707?

Good, good

Doesn't matter how old I am

I'm happy to finally have this tea

I know you kids love me

As long as Josephine marries well

I can rest easy

Grandma!

I'm 98,

I doze off easily

Don't worry

until I see my idol in the flesh

I won't be joining your late grandpa just yet

Did you invite him to come today?

Yes, at all costs!

I so adore him!

90 plus 8 is 98

You were at her 90th birthday, Grandson-in-law!

I can add just fine

but I forgot which year

was her 90th, Granddaughter!

Maybe you don't want to remember, Hubby!

The human brain is for thinking

not for remembering

128 GB RAM

costs more than 128 GB storage, Wifey!

I don't understand you, Honey!

It's why RAM is more valuable, Sweetheart!

Don't toss that

It's on loan!

You threw our bridal bear?!

Fine, sorry

He tossed his, not yours

He cares, he cares

No...

The bride's bear is heavier

I couldn't pick it up

Then don't, weak sauce!

Meow's not answering

Josephine, let's go look for Meow

Let's go

Baby, it's your turn

Baby!

What are you doing?

Why haven't you changed?

Waiting for you...

You need to greet the guests!

Stop drinking

Even your wedding couldn't bring my baby back

I'm trash

You're not

The text you sent only has one check mark

so he didn't even receive it

You're still ok

I'm literally marrying a piece of trash!

Stop drinking so much

You remember your duties for today?

I forgot

You're supposed to take care of Mark Gor

Oh, right!

But I really can't handle it

Can you help deal with him instead?

I can't deal with him

Why not?

I just can't

Yes you can

No, because...

Actually...

he's my little brother

I have a confession

Go ahead

I've lost the wedding ring

What?!

Wait, let's think

Where would a normal person

leave a wedding ring?

With the best man

Then go find the best man

What are you doing?

I'm searching my best man!

Idiot

When was I your best man?

Idiot!

The older brother's always the best man!

You never said I'm your best man!

It's your brotherly duty!

Brotherly, my ass!

I get it

It's the Law of Attraction

The what?!

Give me a hand...

Wait!

He's your dad's mistress's son

So he's a brother from another mother

Oh, that's like big brother and Lung

That's different

Big Brother and Lung are half-siblings

because Bernard's mom gave birth to Lung

after she married Big Brother's father

But Monica and Mark Gor are half-siblings

because their father

had a kid out of wedlock

Aren't they the same?

They're still half-siblings...

Wait, wait

That's not the point

The point is, you two have never met

And you don't even know

if he knows you exist

You once resented this guy

but he happens to be your only family left in the world

So there's a chance he will...

sue you for inheritance!

That's really not the point

Then you've lost me

My mom always told me that

my dad loved him more than me

Then fine

Whatever, I don't care

But...his existence reminds me

of how Dad betrayed Mom and me

So many years...

of secrets and lies

And that got me wondering...

if I should even marry

This guy...

symbolizes all my fears of marriage

Then let's all call off our weddings!

You can't call it off!

If this event fails

you can never hold your head up high again

For men like us

life is but a show

All that matters is looking good on the outside

and making people applaud you

Put on a brave face

and others will believe you can handle anything

Plus, our family's doing well lately

Just get married

then everything will go smoothly

But things aren't going smoothly for me!

My team's reached a dead end

I tried training an A.l. to develop that

zombie game for me

But they found another A.l.

to train my A.l.

I'm useless now

On the outside I'm a dragon

but inside, I'm back to being a worm

I don't know how to come back from this

Once I'm out there, I'll just be someone's wife

I still haven't opened my own supper club

or beenon TV

I never got to be like Gordon Ramsay

and made amazing dishes

in front of amazing people

or said amazing things to

amaze amazing people

You or your grandma, choose one

Grandma

You or Bernard?

Bernard

As the de facto big sister-in-law, I declare...

The show must go on!

When is Mark Gor arriving?

In a bit

"A bit" is how long?

15 minutes

15 minutes...

is way longer than "a bit"

It's a figure of speech

Cantonese is so hard to figure out

Fried Rice fo Roast Pork

The kitchen won't make your "Magic Crane” dish

Can you come?

Right away

What's this "Magic Crane"?

A long-lost Cantonese dish

I want Grandma to try it tonight

Did you all appear out of nowhere?

But it's Mark Gor!

You don't have jobs to go to?

But it's Mark Gor!

Why don't you try paying us more?

Pay us more, then we talk

His schedule's full

but you still gotta pay more

Excuse me, has Mark Gor arrived?

Reality is just too harsh

Yeah, there are some big differences

but once he's styled and made-up

he'll look like a star again

We'd better get back to work

Just pretend that we were never here

You can help us get these signed

What did he say?

He said the food's great

These dishes were created by the bride, Josephine

This is called...

Sausage Rice Rolls

What?!

He said, "You must be Meow!"

"What a coincidence!"

Stop! Swallow before talking

Why are you here?

Today is...

my family member's wedding

I love your channel!

"Taiwan's Little Meow in Hong Kong"

I'm not easily bamboozled, you know

Your wordings are so unique

"It's fate if you believe it. It's destiny if you don't."

Us meeting here today...

Hold it!

How do you know that quote?

You said it on a livestream

And you always hum that song

Tell me, what is that song anyway?

Is that alcohol?

Stop, stop

Eat something instead

Eat too much and you get fat

At least you'll know you have a problem

Cuz when you're drunk

you fool yourself into thinking you're fine

I've been there

What's going on?

She lost the wedding ring!

Wait. Try searching the banquet hall

Keep it low-key

I got it!

It's the Law of Attraction

What if the gods have another sign for you?

What?

Get tested!

Impossible!

Think carefully...

These past two months

you really haven't touched one another?

Have you found it?

Not yet

Is something wrong?

We got tired of looking,

so we're taking a break

Is it locked in the safe?

I don't even know how to open that thing!

Can't even find it, what a pain

But that Mark Gor is even more of a pain

He's... He's...

Like this!

What?

What are you doing?

What do you want?

Oh, I just want to practice exchanging rings

Why bring that up now?

I might not put it on correctly

so I should practice

No need!

No, it's better I practice

He cares so much about the ceremony

I'm so touched!

Nothing here

Left hand

I won't practice with the real one

Don't wanna lose it

Right, right

I'll use this as substitute

Perfect fit! Got it

I'll...go back to greeting the guests

Alright

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

You just went, "Whooooa!"

No, I didn't

Oh

What's wrong?

You just went, "Ahhhh!!!"

No,

- Baby girl, it's time - Huh?

We're late

What's going on?

She has to go before the uncles arrive

I'll send her off. I'll be back

Don't go

Call me if you need me

Hey!

I'm off, too

I'll bring back some chicken butts

Let's have some tonight

with beer

Hey!

We should tell them the truth

I've only met them once

How would they remember I'm your brother's ex

You don't know my uncles' history...

Lil' Bernard

Sixth Uncle!

Congratulations

Thank you

for your presence

Silly boy, get up!

Your First Uncle is in...

his 90s and he still shows up

That's giving face!

First Uncle

Looking good!

Good boy, you remember my hearing's gone

SO you're raising your voice for me, right?

Monica?

That's right!

Congratulations, Mrs. Bernard

Mrs. Bernard?

She's Mrs. Steve!

At my second wedding a few years ago

your big brother Steve took her to the banquet

Yes!

His hearing's gone, but his eyes are still sharp

Mrs. Steve, now that Lung's gotten hitched

what about you

and his big brother?

That's not right

That viral proposal video...

was with you two!

What?

There's something I want to clear up

A few years ago

perhaps due to fate-

That jackass...

Isn't that Seven?

It's fake, these flowers are fake

All fake

Seven!

You've got balls

showing up here

Gimme my wife back!

Big Brother, help me!

You no-good turncoat!

I raised you

and sent you to school for nothing!

Careful, take it easy...

Don't get so worked up

You've got some nerve!

What's going on?

Huh, you didn't know?

Sixth and Seventh Uncles can't be in the same place

Sixth Uncle was too occupied with his shark fin business

so his wife eloped with a guy

It's because Seventh Uncle-

Snatched her away?

No, Eighth Uncle did

Seventh Uncle knew but kept quiet

When Dad found out,

he laid down the clan law

The clan law?

I know!

They take burning incense

then stick it in his belly while spinning him ‘round

How do you know this?

She's a doctor in Cultural Studies

Nope

You haven't seen Ekin Cheng in "The Young and Dangerous"?

What happened to Eighth Uncle?

He's dead

Not related

It's from natural causes

Try to stop them first!

Everyone!

Bernard has something to say to all

Right

didn't you have something to announce?

I was going to announce that...

Buzz...

So many bees here, be careful

I'll send Mrs. Steve back first

What did he say?

He said there are bees!

There are...

bees here?

Since no one's reported it...

Good, kick his ass!

Please, no!

When I was young, my mom married into the Chan famiy

But the uncles didn't like me

and called me "red-headed"

I didn't know what they meant

But Sixth Uncle tried to comfort me

by saying that "red-headed"

meant I was fired up

and full of life

When I knew what it meant, I didn't mind

I really didn't

As if I'd flip out on them

I get why you're scared of them

I'm exasperated by them

Two different things

But how long can you hide the truth from them?

I rarely see them

Not telling them isn't the worst option

Would you hide things from me if it's an option?

Silly girl, what do I have to hide from you?

So, when is my ride coming?

In five minutes

Check again, maybe it's updated

Oh, four minutes

What are you doing?

Nothing. My hip's a bit sore, I need to stretch

Hey, give me a hand!

Baby girl, you're so cute

when twisting around like that

What are you hinting at?

You're naughty!

How dare they!

Don't jump to conclusions

I don't want you to go

Then...I won't!

I'll go see Josephine

Stop playing. The car's almost here

Baby girl!

Lung!

Seventh Uncle!

Congratulations!

Thank you

What happened to your face?

Nope, no one beat me up

Lung!

Sixth Uncle!

Where's the bathroom

Lung!

Your second brother is coveting

your big sister-in-law

while your big brother's gone

What's coveting?

We saw Bernard

cuddling your big brother's girl!

Cuddling can mean many things

But they were embracing

Oh...

that's not cuddling

Look at football players

When they score,

they also embrace each other

You wouldn't say Messi was

cuddling Enzo, right?

Don't make excuses for them

The name Monica

always sounded like

a tramp's name to me

Thou shalt not covet thy brother's wife!

He who disobeys

shall die under 10,000 knives

That's the Chan family's clan law

But Bernard's

original last name is Lee

Don't protect him

Fine, I'll tell you the truth!

Big Brother and Bernard...

simultanously fell for...

a pair of twin sisters

So the Monica you saw

isn't really Monica

She's Monica's

twin sister!

Two brothers...

dating two sisters

Big Brother got dumped

but Bernard is still going strong

Why did your big brother get dumped?

Because she's a tramp!

Then why did she respond to being called Monica?

She did?

Why, I wonder...

Because her name is pronounced

"Mo-nee-ka'

but people always get confused

and still call her "Monica"

How do you spell it then?

Same as Monica

Say it again, her name is Mon...what?

It's hard to remember

Just call her Monica, it's fine

But...

don't ever mention

her sister to her

They've fallen out

So it's just a misunderstanding

That's why

I've always had high hopes for Bernard

Don't worry!

No one will ever call you...

"Red-headed" again!

Hey, come greet them

Hi

I'll make it official

This is my girlfriend, Monica

Hello, Monica!

Please enjoy yourselves

I'll go see to the bride

Alright, show's over

Time for crab noodles!

I'll go buy a replacement ring now

Are you nuts?

Just send someone

How? Even I barely remember

what it looks like

I'm going!

Take a taxi

Got cash with you?

I took 2,000 from your wallet

You better pay it back!

Sure, if you can get it back then you win

I found this ring in the lobby-

She found it already

It was in the safe

I guess she hid it so well

that she forgot

These two dishes are called

"Ha-ha-har gow" and "Siu-siu-siu mai"

Ha-ha-har gow has three times more shrimps, so-

How come I understand you?

Because

my dad spoke like that when I was little

Same as my dad!

Your dad, too?

What a coincidence

Wait a minute

Have I seen you somewhere before?

You look familiar

Nope!

For a non-celebrity

you're quite pretty

What's your name?

Look, kid

In this world

I'm the one woman you can't flirt with

Why?

Wanna get hit by lightning?

But why?

Forget it

Did you try to flirt with Meow the same way?

Even if I did, I wouldn't use the same method

I follow her channel

so it was natural to flirt with her

It's called "natural flirting"

But with you?

You're so out of left field that

I had to use

"alternative flirting"

So you admit it!

Oh, I can't hear you

the wifi's terrible here

Bye bye!

Spineless!

Infantile!

Menopostal!

Hi, I found a ring at the lobby

OK, we'll handle it

I've hit the jackpot!

I'll be back in time

I managed to buy

the last ring of this size and style

What amazing luck!

Even the elevator's going my way

What the...

It can't bel!

Help!

The number you dialed...

Fish Head to Egg Noodles, where's Crab Meat?

The lawyer's here.

Roast Pork is crackling mad. Over

Egg Noodles here

I'm on it

Stall for time

Hey, man!

Hugh Hugh? Thanks for coming

You know Lung, right? Nice to meet you

You don't recognize me?

You're showbiz fixer Hugh Hugh

Everyone knows you

I'm your cousin! We hung out as kids

Cousin?

It's been forever!

Yeah, it's been awhile

I'm Fourth Auntie's son, Man

Wyman! I remember now

Wyman is Fifth Uncle's son

I'm Chun-Man

We once played Game Boy together

and made fun of the kid shitting his pants

That kid was me

Oh, you were Shitty Pants Chun-Man

Now that you're a big shot, I didn't recognize you

I know

I knew when you didn't invite me

Once a cousin

always a cousin

I purposefully came to see you

to discuss a huge project

A once in a lifetime opportunity!

Really? I can't wait!

Sorry

Hello?

Mr. Chan, a lady picked up a ring

It may be the one you lost

Ok, I'll be right there

To be continued

Fish Head to all...

The lawyer says she can't wait any longer

Copy, stall for time

Mark Gor

Can you add another performance?

I'll pay you anything

How can you sit here at the head table?

They put me here, I have no choice...

Help...

Is anyone coming?

Help!

I'm sorry! I want to get hitched!

Law of Attraction, I really wanna marry!

It's OK, Lung's on the way

Egg Noodles calling Red Bean

Tell Roast Pork the groom's on the way

Did he run away?

Of course not

You even found your ring

It's a good sign!

I nearly forgot it in the safe

Wait a sec

This is the bride's ring

Yes, I'm the bride!

No...

the bride should have the groom's ring

Lung's ring is bigger!

You need to put the big ring on him

And he puts the small ring on you

Frankly, I don't understand

what any of you are saying!

I got it! Hang on...

Don't run off! Hey!

Josephine, what's wrong?

Don't frown on your wedding day

Then you shouldn't frown either

If my frown makes Lung

a bit more scared of me

and he treats you a bit better

then I'll keep frowning for the rest of my life

Mama!

Hi, I dropped off a ring earlier?

Don't worry

A man came to pick it up already

How can you just give it to some guy?!

Hi, everyone!

Thank you all for coming to

Josephine and Lung's wedding!

Let's welcome the couple!

You're not Lung

Who I am doesn't matter

We just need to put on a good show

Let's invite the officiating elders

Who'll represent the groom?

It should be Bernard

It's Mark Gor!

Mark Gor...

Mark Gor!

Who the heck is that?

Dad, he's famous right now

Famous?

More famous than Patrick Tse Yin?

Even though

I don't care much for him

Bernard!

Why are people screaming for Mark Gor?

I'm not Bernard...

Babe

I really adore you!

I really adore you too

- And Solicitor Lucy is here! - You're so handsome...

Mark Gor!

Later, when they rush up here for me...

you'll no longer have me all to yourself

We're not alone now anyway

Let the girls have their way

Alright

Bride and groom, your IDs

We gave them to you

I knew that

Mr. Lung Chan, I need to verify your face

You're gorgeous

l...know

Please carry on

Bride and groom, stand up

Before marrying

I must remind you that

the Marriage Ordinace

makes this union solemn and binding.

A voluntary union between man and woman

not to be interfered by others

Josephine and Lung

your wedding has no religious affiliations

but you shall publicly regard one another

as your spouse

You will be legally married after signing this certificate

Groom, proceed with your vows

I call upon all persons present to witness...

I, Lung Chan

do take thee, Josephine Ho, as my legally wedded wife

Bride

I call upon all persons here to witness

I, Josephine Ho...

Do take thee, Lung Chan, as my legally wedded husband

You may proceed with the rings

Why is Lung's ring so small?

And yours is so big?

Josephine Ho and Lung Chan

you are officially husband and wife

Let the banquet begin!

Mom... Grandma...

Cheers!

Cheers!

...I was still wearing jeans afterwards

and held them up all the way home

Let me introduce...

but you must know of him, Hugh Hugh!

Turns out he's my cousin!

Sit, sit

I don't know him...

Showbiz fixer Hugh Hugh!

He put on huge events like

the Lan Kwai Fong Laser Vegan party...

the Space Museum Bungee Jump Contest...

the High Street Landmark Staycation...

That's all him!

Next week, I'm organizing

a mega book fair at the racecourse

So your week is fully "booked"

Exactly!

Your dream of an Ocean Park wedding

can now come true

What?

Coincidentally, Hugh is working with Ocean Park

Coincidentally, they also want influencers for a flagship wedding

What a coincidence

Don't you want it for yourself?

Marry?

I'm not that dumb

Let's get married in three months

Three months?

Too late?

How about in two months?

I'll ask!

Lemme make a call

No matter what...

I'll give nothing

but the best to you two

Which two?

You saw the test?

We did get carried away that night...

No...

That test is Josephine's!

What?

I'm not pregnant

Do you still wanna marry me now?

Baby or no baby, I still wanna marry you

No...Let's try that again

You can really tell me honestly

Have you had even a bit of doubt

about getting married?

I really do...

...want to marry you

So do I

Two months is OK

May you grow old

together forever

Ma?

Grow old together?

It's a blessing to be

together forever

Otherwise,

it's a curse, son

Sure you can do it?

Grandma...

I wanted the kitchen to cook

"The Magic Crane" dish for you

But they couldn't make it. Sorry...

I know...

I purposely asked them not to make it

Grandma knows how dutiful you are

but I've lost my sense of taste

It's not worth spending all that money on me

I'm happy that you're always thinking of me

but what I want the most is...

to see you be good to yourself

Roses and thorns?

It's bad luck to sing that

at a wedding!

The topic's on point

What's the problem?

It's about time we...

let each other

go

But we just officially got married!

I just randomly scribbled something on the certificate

Come dance with me?

Thanks to the media for the questions

I've heard no such thing

Why would Lung and Jo-Jo Thin

get married all of a sudden?

The photo must be

generated by A.l.!

Lung, why'd you suddenly

“decouple” with me?

I don't know why

but I wanna

go solo for awhile

Jo, why the frown during your omelet rice video?

Smile a bit!

Have you even wondered

whether you, too, deserve a glorious marriage proposal?

Meow, Bernard is getting

dragged online

I'm worried for him

Let them say whatever they want

Everyone's fate online is measured by

"comment, like & share”

That's how it goes

What is good and

what is bad anyway?

What's real or fake?

To be apart or be together?

Each of us believing in what we believe

is the best answer after all

(I've given birth. Answer me!)

I still have one unfulfilled wish

Can you give me more time?

Hi

Hurry!

I only need the centre of the scallion

Dry that sea cumcuber

I'm frying it

Don't just hold that pig

Go!

What happened to all the abalones?

I...wanted a taste

Stealing food... You'll get indigestion!

Chef Jo, a man in suit is coming

What does he look like?

Like a man...

who's wearing a suit

Josephine!

You scared me!

What's with you two?

One walks around like a zombie

the other is hiding from the zombie

Really? He's like a zombie?

Maybe he hasn't eaten?

So you want my future nephew

to have a stick for a dad?

As long as I don't tell Lung

it means the baby has no dad

Sooner or later Lung's gonna notice your belly

He'll just think I got fat

You really can hide it from him?

He's Lung Chan

Right...

How will you cook the shark fins?

I'm making the Magic Crane dish that

I couldn't make two months ago

Sixth Uncle is sponsoring the whole banquet

We can't afford to fail

You're marrying a conservation freak

but you got the Shark Fin King as sponsor

You're really something

I'll just tell Monica

we're using imitation shark fins

She'll buy that?

She's Monica

Right...

Have you seen her shark fin dress, then?

What shark fin dress?

How is it?

Very special

Really special

Especially ugly or especially old-fashioned?

Like e-cards spammed by old people

Lung told me to wear this

Whoa!

Wow, not bad!

Really?

It's eye-catching!

Really?

Like e-cards spammed by old people

Fashion is subjective anyway

Look at Madonna's cones

or Lady Gaga's meat dress

They were initally mocked, too

We should set trends, not follow them!

Wow, not bad!

Really?

It's eye-catching!

Really...

Like e-cards spammed by old people

Fashion is subjective anyway

Like Anita Mui's rivet vest

and that high-cut-

You're both saying the same things

like it's rehearsed

Actually, Sixth Uncle designed the gown

We promised him the bride would wear it

Luckily my wife is beautiful so it works on her

Isn't it worth a try?

Really?

Looking good, sister-in-law!

Looking good

Beautiful!

Sister-in-law!

She looks incredible!

To marry is a dream.

But wedding is a battle

What if

this isn't my dream?

I'm close to guessing that song you hum

You either know it or you don't

There's no such thing as "close"

I'll tell you a secret

This is my first time in Ocean Park

How come?

You big stars act like you're too good for this place

You can play and work at the same time

Forget it

I don't think we communicate well together

Our wires are totally crossed

I think...

your Cantonese is not very good

No way!

Yes way!

Then gimme a chance to learn from you

I can give you another chance...

If you go talk to someone

Who?

The bride

She's getting married tonight

but she's terrified

The problem...

lies with you

But I only flirted with her once

I didn't do anything

She is...

your sister

You just have to do one thing:

Pretend that your father

never loved youl!

Tell me the net worth of our wedding gifts

You're raking it in from

these big spenders

Your net worth is now

43 photo frames

and 36 sets of mugs

See?

This whole thing seems fishy

It's all because of Hugh Hugh

He sold you this "once in a lifetime" opportunity

Now, you're way over budget

You should confront him

What if he flips out on me?

If we throw a fit before he does

then we'll make him curl up in fear

When did you get this smart?

You know me

I'm usually the one curling up in fear

Fine

This was way too fast so I combined them in one line

that he'll need to mediate

We'll make him shit his pants!

Great!

But what do we fight about?

I've seen plenty of pointless arguments

No matter what he asks, you say

"This isn't what I want!"

and that's it

Can you use a manlier voice?

"This isn't what I want!"

What happened?

What didn't you want?

This isn't...

You know it yourself

Tell him!

And?

If you're a man, then tell him yourself!

I want to hear you say it!

You two are brothers! Come on...

He doesn't want my money

I put two grand in his wallet

He said it was insulting

and refused it

Show some pride

Return it

Fine...

Two grand!

Why'd you insult him with money?

You know why

Tell him!

It's because you mocked me

saying I wasted all your money

on that zombie game

Now you can't even afford your own wedding!

That's why I arranged this

once in a lifetime opportunity

for all of us to make money

If everything goes well tonight

we will

become...

the night masters of this place

What do you mean?

Imagine, Ocean Park after hours

we can host weddings

and even zombie games here

We can put on any event you can think of

It'll be glorious when that happens

That awesome?

This is Shark Fin King's gift for the bride

It's paired with the gown

For your press conference

I've invited top Youtubers to make clips

but you have to create some noise

So you have to announce something

that can help your popularity bounce back up

Like what?

Hey!

That isn't what I want!

But it is what people want

If you don't save your career

how can you win Josephine back?

You said it before

Dreams come true when we work hard

What are those wings for?

They're angel wings

Wait...

These are shark fins!

That's right, you're a Shark Fin Angel

Sixth Uncle didn't just design this gown

he also wants to give you shark fin wings

to make you a Shark Fin Angel

who graces this grand event

Is he insane?!

How can there be shark fins at my wedding?!

This is Ocean Park!

Shark fins at a wildlife conservationist's wedding...

It's psychotic!

We're serving imitation shark fins

That's what they're promoting

like how coffee shops also serve decaf

No, I'm not OK with this

You're not OK with it yet, or-

It's too embarrassing

I'm the bride. I have pride, too

No big deal

I can handle it

I'll talk to Sixth Uncle

Monica...

Are you free?

Someone wants to see you

I'll be out in a jiffy

Oh...

How long is a jiffy?

Ten minutes

That's way longer

than a jiffy

I told you, it's a figure of speech!

Cantonese is so hard to figure out

Did you tell him I'm his sister?

No

He said he appreciates you asking him to perform

Have a seat

Have some food

You're offering us food that we paid for?

It's the thought that counts

I did that

because my douchbag dad

was so harsh

and never fed me properly

We had only one meal a day, no seconds

Why suddenly bring up your dad?

Childhood trauma

leaves a lasting impression

Childhood trauma...

Yeah

My old man would get drunk and beat me

He forced me into child labour

to do his deliveries

I had to take these windy,

dangerous mountain roads

Every night, I'd hold my head

while drifting left and right

on my bicycle...

That's from "Initial D"!

Just a coincidence

He followed a prophecy based on my birth chart

so that he can become more powerful

He forced me to practice kung fu

One year

he sent me on a quest to bring

Mud Buddha back

Hahaha!

Do you think I'm stupid?

I've seen "A Man Called Hero"

It's from "Storm Riders"!

Meow loves Ekin Cheng!

Never mind. I'm a terrible liar

My dad adored me

Lemme ask you...

When you were little, how much was your allowance?

A hundred bucks

I got ten

Where did he take you after high school graduation?

Australia

Me, Macau

Where did you watch the New Year fireworks?

By the harbour.

I'd sit on his shoulders

I watched it on TV

How many times did he take you to Ocean Park?

Not even once

When I was little,

he'd tell me those ads were a scam

and that Ocean Park didn't exist

He stuck to his guns even when I got older

and said the Zoological Gardens

and public pools were basically Ocean Park

He treated me like I was 3, but I was 9 already

When I finally cornered him

he then told me the truth

He said...

He said Ocean Park was for Big Sister

He wanted to keep that place for her

Yes, he gave me the world...

but he kept Ocean Park, which I wanted the most, for you

He never gave up on you

so it's time for you to let him go

Then...have you ever thought of contacting me?

Have you ever thought of contacting me?

No, I asked you

if you ever tried to find me

But I'm asking you

if you ever tried to find me

No, I mean...

You know I'm your only family

left in the world now

And you know you're my only family

left in the world now

Don't call me Big Sis

I can't deal with it yet

Big Sis

Little Bro...

Big Sis...

Little Bro...

Big Sis...

Little Bro...

Big Sis...

Little Bro...

The thing

I'm most grateful for is that...

we're both...

super attractive!

Yeah...

None of us look like Dad

Meow

Thank you...

It's OK

Hey!

Calm down

Isn't it a bit messy that

my brother and my brother-in-law

like the same girl?

But the boyfriend of the girl that your brother likes

is both his sister's ex

and his sister's brother-in-law

Isn't that even messier?

The singer at the wedding is

entangled with the bride and

the bride's husband's brother's girlfriend

That's way messier, no?

I'll explain later

Wait

I need your help

We have a few hiccups with the wedding-

What hiccups?

Bernard said I can't tell you

Look this way, lovely ladies!

Smile! Thanks...

Remember us?

Monica's ex-colleagues

Tracy!

The one obsessed with winning

I'm so happy for her

My wife is worth it

Wow!

Whoa...

Thank you!

So beautiful!

Bernard!

Sixth Uncle!

Yeah!

This wedding sure is fabulous!

No one's more fabulous than youl!

The fab Shark Fin King at your fab wedding

It's a dream cross over!

Yes, truly over the top!

Six, it's plugged in!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Shark Fin King!

Bam!

Seventh and Sixth Uncles, you're...

Six has forgiven me

I've waited decades for this!

The band Beyond once sang

"The bell chimes a signal to call home"

Each family

also waits for a signal to be reunited

Forget those signals

We're waiting for Monica's Shark Fin Angel outfit

so we can show them off together

Speaking of that,

I have a suggestion

For example-

Wow!

Wow!

Gorgeous!

So beautiful!

Thank you

Hi...

Hello, everyone!

Shark Fin Angel has

finally descended upon this grand event

Aren't you the world-famous and distinguished

Shark Fin King?

Angel!

Let's take a photo

Look at how awesome and cool we look

That's right!

Since you look so cool

could you start us off with a dance?

No need for that!

Great minds think alike!

Babe, you know how to dance?

We have a choreographer

Hi

I am renowned choreographer,

Beanpole

This shark fin dance is easy

Just follow my lead

Music!

Baby girl, don't force yourself

We're already here,

might as well go for it

See how happy they are?

I'll be your wife soon anyway

We'll embarrass ourselves together

Hi! How are you?

Hi, I'm good

Just cooking. You?

Good,

just doin' business. You?

Good,

just cooking. You?

Good,

- just doin' bus- - I get it,

you're both good!

Get to the point

I have a problem

Both Bernard and I have business quotas to meet

What do you mean?

There's one solution that may help

What is it?

I will announce that

Meow and I are together again

We need to be a real couple

to revive Lung's reputation

You don't need my permission

We've broken up, right?

Everyone...

Slooberble (Lung's Version) presents...

the galaxy's only VR combat-style press conference

starting now!

Didn't think you'd show up, Tiny Head

When you got rejected from "Meow's Army"

didn't you unlike her?

Of course not!

I did no such thing

Save me! Save me! Meow Meow...

Developed for ten years by Lung himself...

If you wear your VR glasses

you can kill zombies and save Meow, here in Ocean Park!

"Bride Snatchers," coming soon!

You're awesome, Lung Lung!

Wow, Lung...

you also have an announcement to make, right?

Huh?

Yes, I do

There have been lot of rumours

about my relationship status

Some say

they saw my wedding photos with Jo-Jo Thin

There are too many lies in this world

To avoid further misunderstandings...

Meow and I have decided to

tell the truth

You can all stop guessing

Meow and I...

have been dating all this time

Lung and I...

are bedfellows!

LungMeow, together again!

To the right!

To the left, please!

How about a hug?

How about a kiss?

- Kiss, kiss! - Don't kiss...

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Who threw that?

Are you OK?

What was that for?

I don't know

I couldn't control myself

Didn't he give you a heads up?

Please stop sabotaging him

This is serious business!

So only money matters are considered "serious business"?

Who decided that?

But you said you're OK with it

You think going on stage

to declare my feelings for a man I don't love

makes me feel good?

See? She doesn't love me!

You think that

standing there watching you

declare your love

for a man that I dated

for a over a decade

makes me feel good?

I've put my ego aside to help everyone

Why are you being like this?

She's just venting

Yeah, she's been under a lot of pressure lately

under a lot of pressure lately

Don't take it personally

Why are you all

standing by her?

No, we aren't

But look!

Wasn't intentional...

You're comforting her

because you think she's right?

We're all a family

Let's just call a truce

This isn't what I want!

Fine!

As your de facto big sister-in-law, I can handle anything!

I will...

take the blame

No need to burden yourself

You can drop the "big sister-in-law" title

Big Brother told me-

No!

If we respect her, then we should tell her

Big Brother...

actually wanted to break up with you

He's been gone this long

so that you can...

have some time to cool off

and slowly get over him

Why?

Why'd you have to say it out loud?

You think I don't know what my man is thinking?

It's just that...

it happened so suddenly

Because of him

I have a home in Hong Kong...

and have you guys as family

Everything was going fine

Then, suddenly...

b my baby

just vanished into thin air

He just left me two words:

"See you."

I thought he meant

he'd just see me later

But it actually meant...

good bye

Do you know...

what's the scariest thing about this silence?

You don't even know

you're losing something

while you're losing it

After losing something so calmly...

you'll never find peace again

Every day, I wonder...

what am I to

this family?

Maybe I was trying too hard

Maybe it was wishful thinking

To be honest, I never wanted

to call you the "de facto Big Sister-In-Law"

You're family

not because of who you're dating...

it's because you're you

You're Meow

And Meow is family to us

Actually, I keep saying

"de facto"...

but I don't even know

what that means!

I just thought

Latin sounded nice!

Silly girl

Latin makes

everything sound better

"Et tu, Josephine."

"Carpe diem, you jerk."

"Sic vita est, Meow."

Josephine, I want to "sic" you, too

Yikes!

Yikes, take a seat...

Are you OK?

Are you...?

Really?!

Shh...

When?

Shh...!

Whose?

Who else?!

I'm Ss rry!

So sorry...

I couldn't control myself, either

What's the big deal? It's just nausea

You dummy

Josephine is...

I know!

She got fat

She's no good at dieting

The influencers haven't left

They're gonna stream your shark fin show

Really?

Make it look spectacular

and we've got this in the bag

Will do!

Time for the grand finale

In positions, guys!

I need to get changed

How much time left?

A while

"A while" means...

Twenty-five minutes

Twenty-five minutes...

That really

is a while!

Cantonese is so hard to figure out

Baby girl,

quickly go get dressed

and become a beautiful princess, OK?

Everyone

Shark Fin King presents:

Super Shark Fin Tasting Ceremony...

starting now!

Great!

Please welcome our star:

Shark Fin King, Gwai Chan!

Sixth Uncle!

I sell shark fins

Shark fins are delicious!

Can you Google whether...

Shark Fin King really sells imitation shark fins?

Told you, you can't fool her

I'm just doing my job!

...1t's like being eaten by a shark

Tiny Head's stream has over 10,000 viewers

Thank you, Your Majesty please take your seat

Ladies and gentlemen

Please welcome tonight's chef

Blazing Chef, Jo-Jo Thin!

That's just a roasted pigeon

That's what it is, right?

I thought we're having shark fin

Huh? Jo-Jo Thin has presented

a roasted pigeon!

Does she have a trick up her sleeve?

Is that...?

Yes

Really?

Yes

How long?

Decades

Who?

My grandma

No wonder...

What is she talking about?

Ladies and gentlemen...

This dish...

is the long-lost local culinary legend...

The Magic Crane!

This dish was considered lost

because of how difficult it was to make

First, open a small hole on the pigeon's neck

then delicately, skillfully

pull out the entire sternum

then stuff the pigeon's neck

with shark fins and ingredients

Seal the hole, then apply dark soy sauce

and fry it until crispy

Finally, it is slow cooked until tender

so that the outside is full and firm

When it's sliced open

strands of shiny shark fin

will ooze out along with soup and gravy

Have a taste

Every step takes real skills

You don't need an expert to tell

But I am an expert!

You can try it now

Every strand of fin...

has absorbed the essence of soup and pigeon meat

The taste is so rich

And the savoriness...

It's so good that...

it's swept me off my feet

Well done!

Good job, Josephine!

We're blowing up! So many likes!

This is all wrong!

Don't you know that eating shark fin is wrong?

It's not in line with sustainable development!

You're destroying marine ecology

and making sharks go extinct!

Settle down

Don't you get it?

I get it

But you're still eating it!

There are many sins in this world

but people commit them anyway

Let's talk things out

We're beyond talking!

Secrets and lies have no place in a marriage!

Bride...

I'll take it from here

You think the delicious dish you had was shark fin?

The best shark fin I've had in five years

Thank you

But...

that wasn't shark fin

Impossible!

I've had every imitation shark fin money can buy

There's no way I can't tell

Because I didn't buy it in stores

I made it with my own hands

Shark fin is originally flavorless

so what I needed to recreate is its texture

And the closest thing

is the collagen in cuttlefish bones

How'd you cook the cuttlefish bones?

That's the hard part

First

I boiled cuttlefish bones in fish bone soup

Then I blended them until they become thick

Add cabbage powder

thickener

and fish gelatin powder

Boil, then freeze it

After pressing it into the shape of shark fin

I used the Magic Crane's cooking method

to give it its super rich flavour

So you'll forget the shark fins' original taste

Cuz cooking

is the avenue for playing with the truth!

You've managed to fool even me, the Shark Fin King

Impressive!

Good job!

Taste is an illusion

but ingredients are absolute

Turning reality into fantasy

is not hard if you put your heart in it

But to rediscover reality

inside the illusion...

It's like picking at

a relationship that has experienced too much

to retrieve its original essence

It may have long melted away

Because no matter how hard you look...

it cannot be found again

Our head chef...

Blazing Chef, Jo-Jo Thin!

The idea is so good

we should steal it

to sell imitation shark fins

Nah, Six hates fake goods with a passion

It's the principle of it all

He'll never change

Your Majesty, you can sell imitation shark fins, too

I have an announcement!

Starting today

Shark Fin King...

will sell counterfeits

We'll sell imitation shark fins!

Six!

Beep Beep...

Seventh Uncle

I want to know...

when did you make amends with Sixth Uncle?

We're brothers, no need to mend things

Indeed

To quote Ekin Cheng's song

"Forget what is right or wrong, and cherish past memories"

Between brothers, nothing matters more than blood

Remember that

Smart

Monica...

Let us talk

Today's a blessed day

Please make a call

and forgive your sister

Sister?

I have a sister?

She's also named Monica

Your twin who dated their big brother?

Lung and Bernard told me about her

Sixth Uncle

That twin sister...

is me

Which means

I am that twin sister

But...

I don't have a twin sister

So I'm me

I'm the one who dated Big Brother

and I'm also the one

marrying Bernard

Got it?

Tramp!

Who's a tramp?

He also said it last time!

That was a different matter!

Let's stick to this

Don't change the topic!

You're openly making a cuckold out of your brother

and coveting his wife

Where's your loyalty?!

What cuckold?!

You're the cuck!

What are you saying?!

My reputation precedes me

I'm no cuck!

Just look at what you're wearing!

Stay on topic!

We're talking about you stealing your brother's girl!

Big Brother didn't even object

what's it to you?!

Chan family business is my business

My dad's surname is Lee

so it's Lee family business!

You changed your name to Chan

so it's my business!

It's my business!

First you're a Chan

now you're a Lee

So whose business is it?!

None of your business!

Call me nosy, then!

Why else am I here supporting you?!

I'm paying good money to sponsor you

Big deal! I don't want your money!

Take it all back!

Ingrate!

You said you can't afford this

and begged me for help!

Don't flip out...

Backstabber!

If you flip out, it'll all be for nothing

Let's keep up the appearance

Monica, I got this

Have a seat

Alright, our family has come together

to give you guys a good show

But the show's over now

Everything's cool!

You leech!

You're destined to be a loser

No wonder the whole family still calls you...

Red-headed!

Red-headed my ass!

How dare you flip out?!

You're a celebrity

A celebrity!

Chill!

If you have the guts, wait here

I'll be back!

Look this way!

We're filming you!

I've got 5,000 viewers!

Look here!

Is it true you can't pay tonight's bills?

You really stole your brother's girl?

How trampy is your wife?

Is this big spender thing just an act?

You've made your big brother a cuckold

will you cuck your little brother, too?

I told you so

I told you

not to let people see through you.

Is this how I raised you?

You're now the butt of their jokes

There goes all your glory

A useless man

who loses his cool

will never keep

the family united

Leave my brother alone!

You invited us here to spread the news

and get you trending online

And now you're shooing us away?

Who do you think we are?!

Just go!

Push!

Beat it!

Stop filming!

You've got us!

You're heavier than me!

I don't understand!

Hey!

I'm sorry

Stop!

Are you with these two brothers...

Shut up!

I'm Mark Gor!

Film me instead!

Why must you force my hand?

It's Mark Gor!

Where's Bernard?

We'll find him later, let's go

He's not answering

Where could he have gone to?

When my mom

married Big Brother's dad...

She was lovely to Big Brother

But she was always harsh to me, her real son

Mom said...

since I'm a red-headed stepchild

I have to make everyone think that

I'm a super good boy

even if I have to pretend

That's why I hate being called that name

It's like my original sin

One day

Mom took me to the aquarium

She suddenly asked me...

"You know why

sharks look so well-behaved in aquariums

even with those

big, sharp teeth?

Because those sharks ate their fill

while people weren't looking

so they can come out looking happy and peaceful

to please everyone

A person's

worst and

most vulnerable sides

should always be hidden from others

Only show your best side to people"

I hate it when people lie

Honestly, I was so mad at you

But then, I thought...

Sure...

You may have told me a lot of lies

But you didn't tell those lies

to make me

trust you

It's because you were too scared to trust me

Believe me...

I'm someone you can trust

How people see us doesn't matter

What matters is

how we see ourselves

If you're broke,

we'll be broke together

If you're scared,

I'll lift you up.

What if I sink down to the bottom?

Then we'll enjoy watching the fishes together

We'll struggle together.

We'll get embarrassed together.

I don't believe in marriage

but I believe in you

I'm sorry.

I wanted to give you a glorious wedding.

but it turned into a disaster

Wherever my groom is

that's where my wedding is

Let's continue on together

But don't tell them

what a crybaby I am

I'm screwed

It's OK to be screwed

We'll unscrew you later

What a mess

No wonder everyone's gone

No wonder everyone's gone

All gone...

But that's OK

We'll try again

There are still plenty of people here

We went all out

But what's done is done

There's nothing left to screw up

and things can't get worse

So we can now have a peaceful wedding

Josephine's pregnant

You're beautiful!

I call upon all persons here to witness...

I, Bernard Chan...

...take thee, Monica Fung

to be my lawfully wedded wife

I, Monica Fung

I, Monica Fung

take thee, Bernard Chan

to be my lawfully wedded husband

To you I vow...

To you I vow...

from this day forward...

for better or worse...

for richer or poorer...

in sickness and in health...

I will love you...

and cherish you...

for all eternity

We'll always be

united as a family

Cheers!

I'm sorry

Don't say that!

This is the cash...

I promised

I'd give you.

Take it!

Sixth Uncle...

I'll take it

Bernard!

There's something you don't know

My dad, your grandpa...

He had a lot of wives

Uncle, today's my wedding

Why are you telling me about

grandpa's many wives?

Because I'm the same as you!

I joined the Chans with my mom...

as a red-headed stepchild

But I worked my butt off!

And I earned myself

a yacht that I always dreamed of

Even though my yacht's a little small

But if you all don't mind...

we can all go

fish for cuttlefish together

Because I really want to know

the secret behind those cuttlefish bones

Thank you

We're a family

I'll respect any decision you make

But please at least tell me

what your decision is?

Alright

I will keep the baby

As for whether I still like you...

I don't like you

I love you

Does that mean we'll get back together?

I don't know

Can I raise the baby on my own?

I think I can...

But I also don't want to

So I can't answer you right now

When I saw you talk about

cuttlefish bone so confidently...

I finally understood

why we've been a mess all these years

Because we don't just have each other in our hearts

but we also want to chase our dreams

Just when we think we've gotten what we want

when we even think that marriage is the answer

for some reason, everything goes wrong

So, perhaps

having no answer is our best answer

I can't answer that

The only thing I can answer is...

my dreams will always...

include you

Hi

I'm Lung Chan

Hi.

I'm Jo-Baby.

Ma

I told you, what you did-

I wasn't a good enough boy, I know

I know a lot of people don't love me

As long as you know-

Ma

As long as those I love

love me back...

that's enough for me

That's my boy

What's the matter?

Nothing

I just realized that beer's better after all

Cheers

(Flying tomorrow? Safe trip.)

You sure about leaving?

"Open the door, step outside,

walk further."

I'm headed to Japan tomorrow night, too

See you at the airport?

Red Bean to all!

Left counters clear

No sign of Fish Head

Egg Noodle to all!

Right counters also clear

I'm Egg Noodle, idiot

Why are you Egg Noodle?

Look at my hair

Shut up!

Stop squabbling!

She's near you but you can't even find her?

What now?

Fish Head calling Roast Pig

I'm right behind you.

You left so suddenly

I'm genuinely angry

Don't be like that, Jo

How did you guys know?

He told us

What?

When your man vanished without a word

you were sad.

So don't make them sad, too

A family

shouldn't be afraid of saying goodbyes

But...

We should say it together.

Be careful of being in Japan all on your own

I'm not going to Japan

I'm going to Africa to find your big brother

I want to see him

No matter what happens in the future...

to say "see you" properly...

I have to see him again

You finally guessed the song?

Cooking is...

What is it?

But why make wife cakes that look like egg waffles

and egg waffles that look like wife cakes?

Cut!

Sorry, I didn't mean to...

He was spraying at me!

Shark Fin King, doo!

Doo! Doo!

No! No!

Calm down

...then cook it with the soup until

it smells delicious

Only then can you make the skin

crispy, crispy, crispy...

The bride and groom have prepared a powerful...

Sorry

Save me, save me...

Sorry

Cut!

Almost!

Fashion is subjective

like McDonald's...

McDonald's...

Fashion is subjective

like McDonald's...

It's Madonna!

Calm down

Cut!

I can't speak properly...