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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:46,250 --> 00:00:48,042 Marriage is a dream 2 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:50,958 But wedding... 3 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:54,917 is a battle 4 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:00,417 And the battle has reached us today 5 00:01:00,458 --> 00:01:01,542 Please welcome 6 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:02,375 The groom... 7 00:01:02,458 --> 00:01:03,417 Lung! 8 00:01:20,250 --> 00:01:21,250 The long-awaited... 9 00:01:21,333 --> 00:01:23,417 Bride! Reveal yourself! 10 00:01:34,833 --> 00:01:36,333 Meow Meow! 11 00:01:51,583 --> 00:01:53,583 To each a kiss... 12 00:01:55,292 --> 00:01:56,833 Oh yeah 13 00:01:57,917 --> 00:01:59,750 A perfect wedding is no longer a dream 14 00:01:59,792 --> 00:02:02,458 because we'll help you fight the battle 15 00:02:02,833 --> 00:02:04,667 Hong Kong's most popular wedding brand 16 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:05,708 Wed Wed Wedding 17 00:02:05,833 --> 00:02:07,083 is collaborating with 18 00:02:07,125 --> 00:02:09,042 "Meow's Kiss" for a one-stop 19 00:02:09,125 --> 00:02:11,000 wedding planning service! 20 00:02:16,792 --> 00:02:18,625 Closer! Get Closer! 21 00:02:23,292 --> 00:02:25,958 How about a kiss, lovebirds? 22 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,583 Let's not go that far 23 00:02:28,667 --> 00:02:32,917 Kiss him! Kiss him! 24 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:38,750 Kiss him! Kiss him! 25 00:02:38,833 --> 00:02:44,792 Kiss him! Kiss him! 26 00:02:55,167 --> 00:02:57,458 The bride is about to transform! 27 00:03:08,708 --> 00:03:11,625 Look over here! Over Here! 28 00:03:14,250 --> 00:03:16,000 Thank you to our designer Meow 29 00:03:16,042 --> 00:03:18,500 and to our popular other half 30 00:03:18,542 --> 00:03:20,542 the E-sport champion, Lung! 31 00:03:20,750 --> 00:03:22,417 There are more surprises to come 32 00:03:22,458 --> 00:03:24,000 Please welcome our 33 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,625 Blazing Chef, Jo-Jo Thin 34 00:03:25,667 --> 00:03:27,000 who has prepared 35 00:03:27,042 --> 00:03:29,167 unexpected delicacies for all 36 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:31,833 And a precious collection of bridal relics 37 00:03:31,958 --> 00:03:34,625 will be introduced by our cultural expert 38 00:03:34,667 --> 00:03:36,708 Dr. Monica Fung! 39 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,208 Thanks, everyone! 40 00:03:39,375 --> 00:03:42,958 Mankind...can inhabit different facades 41 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,042 In the past, locals who wore these relics 42 00:03:46,583 --> 00:03:48,750 inhabit the ideals of both East and West... 43 00:03:48,792 --> 00:03:49,833 Traditionalism and passion... 44 00:03:49,875 --> 00:03:50,917 Thank you, Ms. Smiley 45 00:03:50,958 --> 00:03:52,083 The press are very happy 46 00:03:52,208 --> 00:03:53,458 Though we're a family business 47 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:55,208 but we're professionals 48 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,625 Oh yeah, we do everything with laser focus 49 00:04:06,125 --> 00:04:07,125 Today, Jo-Jo Thin 50 00:04:07,167 --> 00:04:09,667 has prepared a feast of unpredictable- 51 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:11,417 How unpredictable? 52 00:04:11,458 --> 00:04:12,917 Try some 53 00:04:15,125 --> 00:04:18,708 Exactly, it's waffle wife cake 54 00:04:18,833 --> 00:04:21,167 And there's wife cake waffle 55 00:04:21,417 --> 00:04:22,542 Egg tart pudding 56 00:04:22,875 --> 00:04:24,250 And pudding cake tart 57 00:04:24,292 --> 00:04:27,792 But why make wife cakes that look like egg waffles 58 00:04:27,833 --> 00:04:29,333 and egg waffles that look like wife cakes? 59 00:04:29,375 --> 00:04:32,625 Because taste is an illusion, but ingredients are absolute 60 00:04:32,792 --> 00:04:36,167 And cooking is the avenue for playing with the truth! 61 00:04:36,333 --> 00:04:38,583 Why are your words so convincing? 62 00:04:38,792 --> 00:04:40,000 Because they rhyme 63 00:04:40,625 --> 00:04:41,667 You're right! 64 00:04:42,708 --> 00:04:44,417 Thank you everyone 65 00:04:44,458 --> 00:04:45,417 One question at a time please 66 00:04:45,458 --> 00:04:46,042 Look this way 67 00:04:46,083 --> 00:04:47,375 This way, Meow Meow 68 00:04:47,542 --> 00:04:50,042 You and your Slooberble teammates 69 00:04:50,083 --> 00:04:51,750 have recently been in an Instagram feud 70 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:52,917 Is the team splitting up? 71 00:04:52,958 --> 00:04:55,125 Yes, the ship has sailed 72 00:04:55,167 --> 00:04:56,542 I will find a new beginning 73 00:04:56,708 --> 00:04:58,750 I want to be known beyond our team name 74 00:04:58,792 --> 00:05:00,000 What's your new team name? 75 00:05:00,042 --> 00:05:02,208 Slooberble (Lung's Version) 76 00:05:05,583 --> 00:05:09,333 Oh, my god! Lung Lung... 77 00:05:09,667 --> 00:05:11,625 The name sounds so good 78 00:05:12,833 --> 00:05:14,458 Slooberble... 79 00:05:14,458 --> 00:05:16,250 (Lung's Version)! 80 00:05:16,292 --> 00:05:19,708 Slooberble...(Lung's Version)! 81 00:05:19,750 --> 00:05:22,875 Slooberble...(Lung's Version)! 82 00:05:25,583 --> 00:05:26,583 Guess that works out 83 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:29,667 What's the matter? 84 00:05:30,083 --> 00:05:32,042 Aren't you two on a relationship sabbatical 85 00:05:32,125 --> 00:05:34,042 and focusing on work first? 86 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:35,000 Uh-huh 87 00:05:35,042 --> 00:05:36,333 Then what's with the face? 88 00:05:37,042 --> 00:05:38,167 Are you OK? 89 00:05:38,708 --> 00:05:39,833 You OK? 90 00:05:40,167 --> 00:05:41,958 Am so focused I'm nauseous 91 00:05:46,458 --> 00:05:47,667 Everything all right? 92 00:05:48,583 --> 00:05:50,667 She's been sampling too much food 93 00:05:50,708 --> 00:05:52,167 It's probably acid reflux 94 00:05:52,458 --> 00:05:53,667 Perfect timing 95 00:05:53,792 --> 00:05:56,750 I have something to cure your nausea 96 00:05:56,792 --> 00:05:57,333 Mark Gor? 97 00:05:57,375 --> 00:05:59,333 It's even autographed 98 00:05:59,375 --> 00:06:02,542 Only someone with connections can get this 99 00:06:02,583 --> 00:06:04,125 You're a "Marker"? 100 00:06:04,167 --> 00:06:04,917 What's a "Marker"? 101 00:06:04,958 --> 00:06:06,417 His name is Mark Gor 102 00:06:06,458 --> 00:06:08,792 so obviously his fans are called Markers 103 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,542 Then my grandma is a Marker too 104 00:06:12,958 --> 00:06:15,458 I asked for this to give to her 105 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:16,625 So you're a Marker, too? 106 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:18,875 What, no way! 107 00:06:19,125 --> 00:06:20,083 Not my thing 108 00:06:20,833 --> 00:06:21,625 You call this handsome? 109 00:06:21,708 --> 00:06:24,917 Bernard's better looking than him 110 00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:29,708 Cultural experts really do have specialized tastes 111 00:06:34,542 --> 00:06:36,583 I've got a question 112 00:06:42,083 --> 00:06:48,125 Earlier, I sensed a special gaze coming from you 113 00:06:48,167 --> 00:06:50,208 Yes, a gaze of admiration and support 114 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:52,333 Let me explain 115 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:59,417 When you look out, what do you see? 116 00:07:00,292 --> 00:07:01,083 Glass 117 00:07:01,125 --> 00:07:03,250 No, it's our future! 118 00:07:04,083 --> 00:07:06,250 You know why we're on sabbatical 119 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:07,625 It's so we can save up 120 00:07:07,833 --> 00:07:09,917 for our dream house and our wedding 121 00:07:09,958 --> 00:07:11,667 So that your grandma 122 00:07:11,708 --> 00:07:14,458 can see you wed in glorious fashion 123 00:07:15,292 --> 00:07:18,042 Dreams come true when we work hard 124 00:07:18,208 --> 00:07:21,167 Meow and I really are just work partners 125 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:22,583 Lung! 126 00:07:24,042 --> 00:07:26,000 Did that slap "hard" you? 127 00:07:26,042 --> 00:07:27,417 I'm so sorry 128 00:07:27,458 --> 00:07:30,042 It didn't "hard", it hurt! 129 00:07:30,125 --> 00:07:32,500 Huh, I "hard" you, right? 130 00:07:32,542 --> 00:07:33,833 You're right 131 00:07:33,875 --> 00:07:35,625 Must've been "hard" like hell 132 00:07:35,792 --> 00:07:37,083 Yeah, right? It was "hard" 133 00:07:37,125 --> 00:07:38,417 No, what I said was "hurt" 134 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,958 not "hard" 135 00:07:41,042 --> 00:07:42,417 I don't understand 136 00:07:42,458 --> 00:07:45,917 Cantonese is so hard to figure out 137 00:07:49,625 --> 00:07:53,250 Silly Meow... Go easy on the booze 138 00:07:53,292 --> 00:07:56,125 You gotta drink when you're unhappy 139 00:07:56,833 --> 00:07:58,083 Think about it... 140 00:07:59,208 --> 00:08:00,083 If Big Brother 141 00:08:00,542 --> 00:08:02,000 suddenly comes back from Africa 142 00:08:02,125 --> 00:08:03,958 and sees a drunk Meow 143 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:05,250 what will he think? 144 00:08:05,792 --> 00:08:07,458 He can get bent 145 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:10,083 He tried to cut and run by going AWOL 146 00:08:10,292 --> 00:08:12,125 and flew the coop without a word 147 00:08:13,875 --> 00:08:15,708 Me and my hard-knock life 148 00:08:16,917 --> 00:08:19,208 Who's been teaching you Cantonese? 149 00:08:19,292 --> 00:08:20,417 A.l 150 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:23,458 Did you set it to a wrong decade? 151 00:08:23,625 --> 00:08:24,708 Beats me 152 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:27,750 All I know is that I wore a stunning wedding gown 153 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:29,667 but the man next to me is... 154 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,875 See? There's no love here! 155 00:08:35,958 --> 00:08:37,667 How about this? 156 00:08:37,875 --> 00:08:39,917 We'll find you an even prettier wedding gown 157 00:08:39,958 --> 00:08:41,208 And when Big Brother's back 158 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:43,458 we'll put on a dream wedding for you, OK? 159 00:08:44,042 --> 00:08:45,583 Thank you so much! 160 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:51,417 Actually... 161 00:08:52,750 --> 00:08:54,708 Big Brother once told me that 162 00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:56,250 he was possibly, maybe 163 00:08:56,292 --> 00:09:01,167 thinking about telling Meow that... 164 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:03,625 - it's over - What? 165 00:09:05,625 --> 00:09:06,792 Why? 166 00:09:07,667 --> 00:09:09,667 You know his self-esteem issues 167 00:09:09,708 --> 00:09:12,917 He said that Meow is like, "Wow!" 168 00:09:13,875 --> 00:09:16,125 But he's like, "Whoa" 169 00:09:16,167 --> 00:09:17,917 He said since it won't last 170 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:20,667 she shouldn't waste her youth away 171 00:09:20,708 --> 00:09:22,417 No wonder he went with that wildlife photographer 172 00:09:22,458 --> 00:09:25,417 to shoot the Great Migration in Africa 173 00:09:26,542 --> 00:09:29,667 Come. Let's drink while we're happy 174 00:09:29,708 --> 00:09:32,792 Sing a ditty and drinky-drinky... 175 00:09:32,833 --> 00:09:36,125 Let's chill, no need to start singing yet 176 00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:38,208 Whenever I'm sad 177 00:09:38,542 --> 00:09:41,542 my baby would sing to cheer me up 178 00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:43,292 Hey, the photos have gone out 179 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,667 and are going viral! 180 00:09:44,958 --> 00:09:46,000 Everyone's here chatting? 181 00:09:46,042 --> 00:09:48,083 She said Big Brother would sing for her 182 00:09:48,125 --> 00:09:49,917 Our Big Brother can sing? 183 00:09:50,083 --> 00:09:50,917 He's tone-deaf 184 00:09:51,875 --> 00:09:53,417 Wait, if we're all here, who's out there? 185 00:09:54,208 --> 00:09:55,167 I'll go 186 00:09:55,458 --> 00:09:56,250 Baby girl 187 00:09:56,292 --> 00:09:57,042 Huh? 188 00:09:57,083 --> 00:09:58,083 Later, we'll... 189 00:10:03,042 --> 00:10:04,542 You're drunk 190 00:10:04,667 --> 00:10:06,500 Let's sober you up 191 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:08,958 Oh 192 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:10,750 See y'all later 193 00:10:10,792 --> 00:10:11,458 Crap! 194 00:10:11,583 --> 00:10:13,417 I'm supposed to be the host 195 00:10:14,208 --> 00:10:16,000 Hey, does Monica know? 196 00:10:16,042 --> 00:10:18,125 It's a surprise proposal, so... 197 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:19,917 of course she knows! 198 00:10:20,042 --> 00:10:21,917 We agreed we wouldn't marry 199 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:22,792 So the surprise 200 00:10:22,875 --> 00:10:24,708 has to be fake to look real 201 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:28,083 But does Monica know the proposal's fake? 202 00:10:28,125 --> 00:10:29,500 Of course she does! 203 00:10:29,542 --> 00:10:32,583 Meow told me that she told her 204 00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:37,500 Looking for me, Ms. Smiley? 205 00:10:40,958 --> 00:10:43,208 I told you before, our brand wants to help you 206 00:10:43,250 --> 00:10:45,083 break into the Japanese market 207 00:10:45,125 --> 00:10:46,667 Have you decided? 208 00:10:47,167 --> 00:10:48,333 Thank you 209 00:10:48,708 --> 00:10:49,875 But... 210 00:10:50,958 --> 00:10:52,208 I better not 211 00:10:52,375 --> 00:10:54,792 I want to stay in Hong Kong longer 212 00:10:55,833 --> 00:10:57,500 You know marketing and design 213 00:10:57,542 --> 00:10:59,750 you speak Japanese and you're good on camera 214 00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:01,667 Why waste your talent here in Hong Kong? 215 00:11:03,833 --> 00:11:06,167 It was supposed to be me who goes! 216 00:11:08,333 --> 00:11:11,792 Fine, you have until I give birth to make a decision 217 00:11:12,292 --> 00:11:14,792 If you won't go, then I will 218 00:11:14,833 --> 00:11:16,708 Amazing... 219 00:11:20,458 --> 00:11:21,958 Come on 220 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,042 When's the next part? 221 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,750 We have other events to get to 222 00:11:24,792 --> 00:11:26,042 Apologies, have some tarts first 223 00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:27,125 Tarts? 224 00:11:28,917 --> 00:11:31,250 Can't you do your job wholeheartedly? 225 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:32,625 Huh...wholeheartedly? 226 00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:34,625 Do I need to spell it out for you? 227 00:11:34,958 --> 00:11:36,708 - What? - Because... 228 00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:25,167 You told Monica about it, right? 229 00:12:25,208 --> 00:12:26,125 About what? 230 00:12:26,625 --> 00:12:29,083 That this proposal's fake 231 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,042 I know 232 00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:35,208 - Bernard told me that he told her - Hah? 233 00:13:22,417 --> 00:13:23,375 Marry me 234 00:13:25,708 --> 00:13:27,042 I do! 235 00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:39,667 Congrats to "Dragon in Pond PR" owner Bernard 236 00:13:39,708 --> 00:13:41,125 The first customer of 237 00:13:41,167 --> 00:13:45,417 Wed Wed Wedding's marriage proposal service! 238 00:13:45,708 --> 00:13:47,417 Hoorah! 239 00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:50,375 Monica, aren't you surprised? 240 00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:51,667 I'm so surprised! 241 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:54,292 I didn't expect this 242 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,417 because Bernard and I 243 00:13:57,458 --> 00:13:59,667 previously said that we won't get married 244 00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:02,042 But I didn't know 245 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,458 he actually wanted this 246 00:14:07,917 --> 00:14:10,083 Then why did you stake your happiness 247 00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:12,792 on this marriage proposal service? 248 00:14:13,375 --> 00:14:14,833 Because it's so surprising! 249 00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:17,292 A total surprise 250 00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:20,167 Really a surprise 251 00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:25,917 Where will you hold your ceremony? 252 00:14:27,542 --> 00:14:31,000 Since I was little, I always had a dream 253 00:14:31,542 --> 00:14:33,500 Let's see if he remembers 254 00:14:33,792 --> 00:14:35,333 That's great! 255 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,458 It doesn't matter where 256 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:37,750 as long as you choose 257 00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:40,250 Wed Wed Wedding's proposal service 258 00:14:40,292 --> 00:14:41,625 Am I right? 259 00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:55,292 Me! Me! 260 00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:56,917 Me! Me! 261 00:14:57,417 --> 00:14:58,500 Me what? 262 00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:01,750 We've been fighting tooth and nail 263 00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:04,167 to see who'll be your... 264 00:15:04,417 --> 00:15:05,500 maid of honor 265 00:15:07,375 --> 00:15:10,750 You silly girls 266 00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:12,833 It's fake 267 00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:14,500 It was just for show 268 00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:16,417 You two didn't know?! 269 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:22,208 But if I do choose a maid of honor... 270 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,750 I guess I can pick now 271 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,208 Monica 272 00:15:26,042 --> 00:15:28,292 It'll be... 273 00:15:29,417 --> 00:15:32,042 Of course it's you, Josephine 274 00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:33,875 Why? 275 00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:37,792 Why? 276 00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:43,542 To be honest 277 00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:45,792 I never planned to marry 278 00:15:45,958 --> 00:15:46,792 unless... 279 00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:49,042 Bernard really wants to 280 00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:51,458 then I'll think about it 281 00:15:53,417 --> 00:15:54,625 It's Ocean Park 282 00:16:00,708 --> 00:16:02,083 Your dad took you there 283 00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:04,500 when you were little 284 00:16:04,792 --> 00:16:07,375 That's where you had your happiest memories 285 00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:10,500 How could I forget? 286 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,042 You were for real? 287 00:16:19,458 --> 00:16:21,917 I thought it was fake! 288 00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:23,833 Lung and I planned it out 289 00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:24,500 I spent all morning 290 00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:26,833 working out how to act in this scene 291 00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:27,833 Huh? 292 00:16:29,625 --> 00:16:30,625 That's right 293 00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:39,375 You once said 294 00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:43,625 your parents' divorce made you scared of marrying 295 00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:44,875 But you... 296 00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:46,833 actually... 297 00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:49,167 You really... 298 00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:51,542 Turns out... 299 00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:56,583 I'm so moved 300 00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:00,458 I'm glad you are 301 00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:01,208 Great! 302 00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:05,125 Great! 303 00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:06,292 Great! 304 00:17:06,833 --> 00:17:07,875 Baby girl 305 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,792 I'll give you the most glorious wedding ever 306 00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:16,833 Hello? 307 00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:21,292 I always thought Jo would go first 308 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,917 But after a quick turn 309 00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:25,375 now Monica's the first to get... 310 00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:27,875 a sugar daddy 311 00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:29,708 I'm flabbergasted 312 00:17:30,167 --> 00:17:31,792 That's not... 313 00:17:31,958 --> 00:17:33,500 what sugar daddy means 314 00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:35,208 Then what does it mean? 315 00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:37,083 It means... 316 00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:39,208 leeching off someone with money 317 00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:42,000 Lung Chan! 318 00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:44,083 What? 319 00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:47,875 Let's get married next month 320 00:17:47,917 --> 00:17:48,917 Huh? 321 00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:50,958 Lung 322 00:17:51,042 --> 00:17:52,875 you've got a sugar mommy now! 323 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000 Alright! 324 00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:59,042 Then we'll all do it as a family 325 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,292 Damn! Bernard 326 00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:09,625 Your video's hit the jackpot! 327 00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:11,667 Everyone's looking you up for events now 328 00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:13,250 Can you handle it? 329 00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:14,917 Can I handle it? 330 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,833 I just need to make it look like I can 331 00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:19,208 We've made it this far! 332 00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:22,500 Monica, you've gone viral on social media 333 00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:24,125 You're famous! 334 00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:26,375 Huh, that's amazing 335 00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:29,167 I just want a copy of Jo's book for my friend 336 00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:30,833 Josephine, do you have any left? 337 00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:31,875 Hey, Lung! 338 00:18:31,917 --> 00:18:34,333 Don't neglect your wedding for your zombie game 339 00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,292 I'm picking my outfit! 340 00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:39,000 Uh, a reporter's asking about Meow and me 341 00:18:39,042 --> 00:18:40,333 How should I respond? 342 00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:42,375 Let me deal with them 343 00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:44,542 As your big-sister-in-law, I can handle anything! 344 00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:45,917 Focus on your wedding! 345 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:46,792 Thanks! 346 00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:49,917 (Have you decided about Japan? I'm almost due!) 347 00:18:49,958 --> 00:18:53,417 Ms. Smiley, let me fulfill two wishes before I go 348 00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:55,042 Please give me more time 349 00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:08,875 Red Bean to all! Red Bean to all! 350 00:19:08,917 --> 00:19:10,042 Fish Maw in position 351 00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:11,875 Egg Noodles copy, en route! 352 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:17,458 Jo-Mama! 353 00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:18,458 Bernard 354 00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:21,375 Grandma, it's Bernard! 355 00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:22,708 You're in good spirits! 356 00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:24,375 I'm not deaf 357 00:19:24,542 --> 00:19:26,875 No need to be so loud 358 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,292 Sorry... 359 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:29,375 Crap 360 00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:32,542 No need to say crap, kid 361 00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:35,417 Grandma's hearing is great 362 00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:37,958 This way please 363 00:19:39,958 --> 00:19:43,792 Such grandeur! 364 00:19:45,542 --> 00:19:47,333 What are those hanging strips? 365 00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:48,542 They're flowers 366 00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:50,875 Grandma's hearing is great 367 00:19:50,917 --> 00:19:52,667 but her eyesight is terrible 368 00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:54,208 For Lung and Jo's wedding 369 00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:55,458 our top priority is... 370 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:56,667 Splendour 371 00:19:56,792 --> 00:19:58,292 Can he afford this? 372 00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:00,167 Sure, he's doing great 373 00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:03,708 I heard he fell out with his e-sport teammates 374 00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:06,750 It's OK, people come and go. That's fate 375 00:20:06,792 --> 00:20:07,875 People come and go? 376 00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:09,208 What about Josephine? 377 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,500 It's OK, they'll grow old together 378 00:20:11,542 --> 00:20:12,833 Fate's got nothing to do with it 379 00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:15,833 So Josephine is not fated to be with Lung? 380 00:20:15,875 --> 00:20:16,875 It's OK 381 00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:18,625 Wait, that's not OK... 382 00:20:19,292 --> 00:20:20,792 I mean... 383 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:26,042 Buzz... 384 00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:28,333 Wow, so many bees, let's get away 385 00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:29,333 No 386 00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:32,250 I can tell they're carpenter bees 387 00:20:32,292 --> 00:20:34,167 They don't sting 388 00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:37,958 They just want to bug people 389 00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:44,458 Jo and Lung 390 00:20:44,542 --> 00:20:47,583 have always wanted to serve you wedding tea 391 00:20:47,917 --> 00:20:49,708 Grandma knows 392 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,125 When I was admitted to hospital 393 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,625 Jo wanted to wash away my bad luck 394 00:20:54,792 --> 00:20:57,000 So she rushed the wedding for me 395 00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:59,792 It must've been hard for you all 396 00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:01,167 Not at all 397 00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:03,333 Here comes Josephine! 398 00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:17,583 Such... 399 00:21:17,583 --> 00:21:19,958 such a glorious wedding! 400 00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:22,333 Grandma! 401 00:21:26,958 --> 00:21:29,000 Slowly... Slowly... 402 00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:36,333 Careful, careful 403 00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:37,542 Jo-Mama! 404 00:21:37,708 --> 00:21:38,542 Good girl! 405 00:21:38,917 --> 00:21:41,583 Grandma, you're awake! 406 00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:44,667 I told you, my hearing's fine! 407 00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:48,042 My ear's deaf from all the gold clanking 408 00:21:48,292 --> 00:21:50,292 You're so bling! 409 00:21:51,167 --> 00:21:52,042 Where's Lung? 410 00:21:52,083 --> 00:21:53,875 He's even more bling than me! 411 00:21:53,917 --> 00:21:54,708 Really? 412 00:22:09,417 --> 00:22:10,625 Grandma! 413 00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:14,167 Lung... 414 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:16,417 Why is your outfit so blinding? 415 00:22:16,458 --> 00:22:17,667 Marriage is sacred 416 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,167 so I decided on a "saintly" outfit 417 00:22:20,292 --> 00:22:22,708 He tried out 900 outfits that I didn't like 418 00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:24,417 This one's much better 419 00:22:24,458 --> 00:22:25,583 I agree 420 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,125 Auspicious hour's passing, let's pour the tea 421 00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:36,750 Grandma, have some tea 422 00:22:37,042 --> 00:22:38,500 - Good - I wish you 423 00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:39,958 a century of good health 424 00:22:42,542 --> 00:22:43,500 What? 425 00:22:43,542 --> 00:22:44,583 Only a century? 426 00:22:44,583 --> 00:22:46,167 Nan's 98 already 427 00:22:47,542 --> 00:22:48,542 Grandma, 428 00:22:49,292 --> 00:22:50,792 I couldn't tell! You look amazing 429 00:22:50,792 --> 00:22:52,500 I thought you're... 430 00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:55,792 - 80... - 607? 707? 431 00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:58,417 Good, good 432 00:22:58,625 --> 00:23:00,208 Doesn't matter how old I am 433 00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:03,000 I'm happy to finally have this tea 434 00:23:03,083 --> 00:23:05,417 I know you kids love me 435 00:23:05,542 --> 00:23:07,458 As long as Josephine marries well 436 00:23:07,542 --> 00:23:09,792 I can rest easy 437 00:23:34,417 --> 00:23:36,042 Grandma! 438 00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:41,833 I'm 98, 439 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,833 I doze off easily 440 00:23:45,750 --> 00:23:47,458 Don't worry 441 00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:50,167 until I see my idol in the flesh 442 00:23:50,250 --> 00:23:53,958 I won't be joining your late grandpa just yet 443 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,667 Did you invite him to come today? 444 00:23:55,708 --> 00:23:57,167 Yes, at all costs! 445 00:23:58,542 --> 00:24:02,375 I so adore him! 446 00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:04,875 90 plus 8 is 98 447 00:24:04,917 --> 00:24:07,375 You were at her 90th birthday, Grandson-in-law! 448 00:24:07,417 --> 00:24:09,292 I can add just fine 449 00:24:09,333 --> 00:24:10,417 but I forgot which year 450 00:24:10,458 --> 00:24:12,208 was her 90th, Granddaughter! 451 00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:14,417 Maybe you don't want to remember, Hubby! 452 00:24:14,542 --> 00:24:16,042 The human brain is for thinking 453 00:24:16,083 --> 00:24:17,625 not for remembering 454 00:24:17,667 --> 00:24:18,625 128 GB RAM 455 00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:20,958 costs more than 128 GB storage, Wifey! 456 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,792 I don't understand you, Honey! 457 00:24:22,917 --> 00:24:26,458 It's why RAM is more valuable, Sweetheart! 458 00:24:28,458 --> 00:24:29,625 Don't toss that 459 00:24:29,667 --> 00:24:30,833 It's on loan! 460 00:24:33,083 --> 00:24:35,208 You threw our bridal bear?! 461 00:24:35,250 --> 00:24:36,292 Fine, sorry 462 00:24:36,333 --> 00:24:38,333 He tossed his, not yours 463 00:24:38,375 --> 00:24:39,458 He cares, he cares 464 00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:40,125 No... 465 00:24:40,375 --> 00:24:41,792 The bride's bear is heavier 466 00:24:41,833 --> 00:24:42,625 I couldn't pick it up 467 00:24:42,667 --> 00:24:44,792 Then don't, weak sauce! 468 00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:47,417 Meow's not answering 469 00:24:47,458 --> 00:24:50,292 Josephine, let's go look for Meow 470 00:24:50,333 --> 00:24:51,708 Let's go 471 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:01,875 Baby, it's your turn 472 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:03,250 Baby! 473 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:04,625 What are you doing? 474 00:25:04,750 --> 00:25:06,000 Why haven't you changed? 475 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,875 Waiting for you... 476 00:25:08,125 --> 00:25:09,500 You need to greet the guests! 477 00:25:09,625 --> 00:25:10,625 Stop drinking 478 00:25:12,375 --> 00:25:16,500 Even your wedding couldn't bring my baby back 479 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,250 I'm trash 480 00:25:18,375 --> 00:25:19,750 You're not 481 00:25:20,375 --> 00:25:21,500 The text you sent only has one check mark 482 00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:22,875 so he didn't even receive it 483 00:25:22,875 --> 00:25:24,125 You're still ok 484 00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:28,000 I'm literally marrying a piece of trash! 485 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,375 Stop drinking so much 486 00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:33,250 You remember your duties for today? 487 00:25:34,250 --> 00:25:35,500 I forgot 488 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:38,375 You're supposed to take care of Mark Gor 489 00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:39,375 Oh, right! 490 00:25:39,750 --> 00:25:41,375 But I really can't handle it 491 00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:43,875 Can you help deal with him instead? 492 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,375 I can't deal with him 493 00:25:47,375 --> 00:25:48,125 Why not? 494 00:25:49,125 --> 00:25:51,500 I just can't 495 00:25:51,625 --> 00:25:52,750 Yes you can 496 00:25:52,750 --> 00:25:54,875 No, because... 497 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,125 Actually... 498 00:25:58,875 --> 00:26:02,125 he's my little brother 499 00:26:02,750 --> 00:26:04,000 I have a confession 500 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,000 Go ahead 501 00:26:05,250 --> 00:26:07,125 I've lost the wedding ring 502 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:08,125 What?! 503 00:26:09,125 --> 00:26:10,375 Wait, let's think 504 00:26:10,375 --> 00:26:11,792 Where would a normal person 505 00:26:11,792 --> 00:26:13,125 leave a wedding ring? 506 00:26:13,250 --> 00:26:14,125 With the best man 507 00:26:14,125 --> 00:26:15,500 Then go find the best man 508 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,125 What are you doing? 509 00:26:18,250 --> 00:26:19,250 I'm searching my best man! 510 00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:19,875 Idiot 511 00:26:19,875 --> 00:26:21,000 When was I your best man? 512 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:21,750 Idiot! 513 00:26:21,875 --> 00:26:23,750 The older brother's always the best man! 514 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,875 You never said I'm your best man! 515 00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:27,000 It's your brotherly duty! 516 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,375 Brotherly, my ass! 517 00:26:28,375 --> 00:26:29,500 I get it 518 00:26:29,625 --> 00:26:31,375 It's the Law of Attraction 519 00:26:31,375 --> 00:26:32,375 The what?! 520 00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:37,750 Give me a hand... 521 00:26:38,250 --> 00:26:38,875 Wait! 522 00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:42,875 He's your dad's mistress's son 523 00:26:43,250 --> 00:26:45,500 So he's a brother from another mother 524 00:26:46,125 --> 00:26:50,250 Oh, that's like big brother and Lung 525 00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:51,250 That's different 526 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:54,250 Big Brother and Lung are half-siblings 527 00:26:54,375 --> 00:26:56,125 because Bernard's mom gave birth to Lung 528 00:26:56,125 --> 00:26:57,500 after she married Big Brother's father 529 00:26:57,625 --> 00:27:00,125 But Monica and Mark Gor are half-siblings 530 00:27:00,250 --> 00:27:01,250 because their father 531 00:27:01,375 --> 00:27:03,625 had a kid out of wedlock 532 00:27:04,125 --> 00:27:05,250 Aren't they the same? 533 00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:07,000 They're still half-siblings... 534 00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:08,500 Wait, wait 535 00:27:08,625 --> 00:27:10,625 That's not the point 536 00:27:10,875 --> 00:27:14,000 The point is, you two have never met 537 00:27:14,250 --> 00:27:15,125 And you don't even know 538 00:27:15,250 --> 00:27:17,000 if he knows you exist 539 00:27:17,875 --> 00:27:19,875 You once resented this guy 540 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:24,500 but he happens to be your only family left in the world 541 00:27:24,875 --> 00:27:28,125 So there's a chance he will... 542 00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:31,000 sue you for inheritance! 543 00:27:32,750 --> 00:27:35,125 That's really not the point 544 00:27:35,250 --> 00:27:36,750 Then you've lost me 545 00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:41,000 My mom always told me that 546 00:27:41,250 --> 00:27:44,000 my dad loved him more than me 547 00:27:44,083 --> 00:27:45,750 Then fine 548 00:27:45,875 --> 00:27:47,875 Whatever, I don't care 549 00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:51,125 But...his existence reminds me 550 00:27:51,125 --> 00:27:55,000 of how Dad betrayed Mom and me 551 00:27:56,167 --> 00:27:57,625 So many years... 552 00:27:57,875 --> 00:28:00,500 of secrets and lies 553 00:28:01,375 --> 00:28:03,750 And that got me wondering... 554 00:28:05,875 --> 00:28:08,250 if I should even marry 555 00:28:08,875 --> 00:28:10,000 This guy... 556 00:28:10,750 --> 00:28:13,750 symbolizes all my fears of marriage 557 00:28:15,125 --> 00:28:17,500 Then let's all call off our weddings! 558 00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:19,875 You can't call it off! 559 00:28:19,875 --> 00:28:22,250 If this event fails 560 00:28:22,375 --> 00:28:24,125 you can never hold your head up high again 561 00:28:24,167 --> 00:28:25,375 For men like us 562 00:28:25,375 --> 00:28:27,625 life is but a show 563 00:28:27,750 --> 00:28:30,250 All that matters is looking good on the outside 564 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:31,875 and making people applaud you 565 00:28:31,875 --> 00:28:33,625 Put on a brave face 566 00:28:33,625 --> 00:28:35,625 and others will believe you can handle anything 567 00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:37,500 Plus, our family's doing well lately 568 00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:38,375 Just get married 569 00:28:38,625 --> 00:28:39,625 then everything will go smoothly 570 00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:41,750 But things aren't going smoothly for me! 571 00:28:41,875 --> 00:28:44,500 My team's reached a dead end 572 00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:46,375 I tried training an A.l. to develop that 573 00:28:46,375 --> 00:28:47,500 zombie game for me 574 00:28:47,625 --> 00:28:48,875 But they found another A.l. 575 00:28:48,875 --> 00:28:49,875 to train my A.l. 576 00:28:49,875 --> 00:28:51,375 I'm useless now 577 00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:52,875 On the outside I'm a dragon 578 00:28:52,875 --> 00:28:55,375 but inside, I'm back to being a worm 579 00:28:55,375 --> 00:28:57,875 I don't know how to come back from this 580 00:28:58,375 --> 00:29:01,000 Once I'm out there, I'll just be someone's wife 581 00:29:01,125 --> 00:29:03,375 I still haven't opened my own supper club 582 00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:05,875 or beenon TV 583 00:29:06,625 --> 00:29:09,125 I never got to be like Gordon Ramsay 584 00:29:09,125 --> 00:29:10,750 and made amazing dishes 585 00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:12,500 in front of amazing people 586 00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:14,625 or said amazing things to 587 00:29:14,625 --> 00:29:17,000 amaze amazing people 588 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,000 You or your grandma, choose one 589 00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:23,875 Grandma 590 00:29:24,625 --> 00:29:26,375 You or Bernard? 591 00:29:28,125 --> 00:29:29,375 Bernard 592 00:29:29,375 --> 00:29:31,875 As the de facto big sister-in-law, I declare... 593 00:29:31,958 --> 00:29:33,875 The show must go on! 594 00:29:33,875 --> 00:29:35,500 When is Mark Gor arriving? 595 00:29:37,250 --> 00:29:38,750 In a bit 596 00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:41,250 "A bit" is how long? 597 00:29:41,375 --> 00:29:43,125 15 minutes 598 00:29:43,875 --> 00:29:46,125 15 minutes... 599 00:29:47,875 --> 00:29:49,625 is way longer than "a bit" 600 00:29:49,625 --> 00:29:51,875 It's a figure of speech 601 00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:56,375 Cantonese is so hard to figure out 602 00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:58,625 Fried Rice fo Roast Pork 603 00:29:58,750 --> 00:30:01,000 The kitchen won't make your "Magic Crane” dish 604 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:01,750 Can you come? 605 00:30:01,875 --> 00:30:02,750 Right away 606 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,750 What's this "Magic Crane"? 607 00:30:04,750 --> 00:30:06,125 A long-lost Cantonese dish 608 00:30:06,250 --> 00:30:08,750 I want Grandma to try it tonight 609 00:30:20,625 --> 00:30:22,375 Did you all appear out of nowhere? 610 00:30:22,375 --> 00:30:24,000 But it's Mark Gor! 611 00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:25,750 You don't have jobs to go to? 612 00:30:25,875 --> 00:30:28,125 But it's Mark Gor! 613 00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:31,125 Why don't you try paying us more? 614 00:30:31,125 --> 00:30:33,250 Pay us more, then we talk 615 00:30:33,375 --> 00:30:34,125 His schedule's full 616 00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:35,750 but you still gotta pay more 617 00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:39,750 Excuse me, has Mark Gor arrived? 618 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,750 Reality is just too harsh 619 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,500 Yeah, there are some big differences 620 00:30:57,625 --> 00:31:00,250 but once he's styled and made-up 621 00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:02,500 he'll look like a star again 622 00:31:05,167 --> 00:31:07,000 We'd better get back to work 623 00:31:07,250 --> 00:31:08,625 Just pretend that we were never here 624 00:31:08,625 --> 00:31:10,625 You can help us get these signed 625 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,000 What did he say? 626 00:31:18,167 --> 00:31:20,250 He said the food's great 627 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,500 These dishes were created by the bride, Josephine 628 00:31:26,625 --> 00:31:27,500 This is called... 629 00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:29,500 Sausage Rice Rolls 630 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:36,625 What?! 631 00:31:36,625 --> 00:31:38,875 He said, "You must be Meow!" 632 00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:41,375 "What a coincidence!" 633 00:31:42,375 --> 00:31:45,500 Stop! Swallow before talking 634 00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:49,000 Why are you here? 635 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,625 Today is... 636 00:31:51,125 --> 00:31:51,875 my family member's wedding 637 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,750 I love your channel! 638 00:31:53,750 --> 00:31:55,625 "Taiwan's Little Meow in Hong Kong" 639 00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:00,500 I'm not easily bamboozled, you know 640 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:02,250 Your wordings are so unique 641 00:32:02,375 --> 00:32:05,750 "It's fate if you believe it. It's destiny if you don't." 642 00:32:05,750 --> 00:32:07,375 Us meeting here today... 643 00:32:07,375 --> 00:32:08,500 Hold it! 644 00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:10,625 How do you know that quote? 645 00:32:10,625 --> 00:32:12,250 You said it on a livestream 646 00:32:12,250 --> 00:32:13,750 And you always hum that song 647 00:32:26,125 --> 00:32:28,500 Tell me, what is that song anyway? 648 00:32:30,750 --> 00:32:32,125 Is that alcohol? 649 00:32:32,125 --> 00:32:33,250 Stop, stop 650 00:32:33,750 --> 00:32:35,500 Eat something instead 651 00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:39,375 Eat too much and you get fat 652 00:32:39,375 --> 00:32:41,875 At least you'll know you have a problem 653 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:42,875 Cuz when you're drunk 654 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,625 you fool yourself into thinking you're fine 655 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,250 I've been there 656 00:32:55,750 --> 00:32:57,375 What's going on? 657 00:32:57,375 --> 00:32:59,500 She lost the wedding ring! 658 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,125 Wait. Try searching the banquet hall 659 00:33:03,250 --> 00:33:04,750 Keep it low-key 660 00:33:07,625 --> 00:33:08,750 I got it! 661 00:33:09,125 --> 00:33:11,125 It's the Law of Attraction 662 00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:16,375 What if the gods have another sign for you? 663 00:33:16,792 --> 00:33:17,875 What? 664 00:33:20,375 --> 00:33:21,500 Get tested! 665 00:33:24,125 --> 00:33:26,000 Impossible! 666 00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:28,750 Think carefully... 667 00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:31,000 These past two months 668 00:33:31,292 --> 00:33:33,125 you really haven't touched one another? 669 00:33:36,375 --> 00:33:37,625 Have you found it? 670 00:33:39,375 --> 00:33:40,500 Not yet 671 00:33:41,792 --> 00:33:42,708 Is something wrong? 672 00:33:42,708 --> 00:33:44,083 We got tired of looking, 673 00:33:44,417 --> 00:33:45,375 so we're taking a break 674 00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:49,750 Is it locked in the safe? 675 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,375 I don't even know how to open that thing! 676 00:33:53,125 --> 00:33:56,125 Can't even find it, what a pain 677 00:33:58,125 --> 00:34:01,000 But that Mark Gor is even more of a pain 678 00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:03,000 He's... He's... 679 00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:06,917 Like this! 680 00:34:06,917 --> 00:34:07,875 What? 681 00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:11,250 What are you doing? 682 00:34:11,625 --> 00:34:13,000 What do you want? 683 00:34:13,250 --> 00:34:16,125 Oh, I just want to practice exchanging rings 684 00:34:16,625 --> 00:34:18,625 Why bring that up now? 685 00:34:18,750 --> 00:34:20,375 I might not put it on correctly 686 00:34:20,375 --> 00:34:21,750 so I should practice 687 00:34:22,125 --> 00:34:23,250 No need! 688 00:34:23,625 --> 00:34:25,250 No, it's better I practice 689 00:34:25,625 --> 00:34:27,625 He cares so much about the ceremony 690 00:34:27,875 --> 00:34:30,500 I'm so touched! 691 00:34:31,125 --> 00:34:32,875 Nothing here 692 00:34:33,625 --> 00:34:34,875 Left hand 693 00:34:36,625 --> 00:34:38,500 I won't practice with the real one 694 00:34:38,625 --> 00:34:39,500 Don't wanna lose it 695 00:34:39,625 --> 00:34:40,500 Right, right 696 00:34:40,750 --> 00:34:42,125 I'll use this as substitute 697 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:48,250 Perfect fit! Got it 698 00:34:48,750 --> 00:34:51,125 I'll...go back to greeting the guests 699 00:34:51,250 --> 00:34:52,000 Alright 700 00:34:54,375 --> 00:34:55,375 What's wrong? 701 00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:57,875 What's wrong? 702 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,625 You just went, "Whooooa!" 703 00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:01,750 No, I didn't 704 00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:04,375 Oh 705 00:35:08,875 --> 00:35:09,875 What's wrong? 706 00:35:13,250 --> 00:35:16,750 You just went, "Ahhhh!!!" 707 00:35:16,875 --> 00:35:17,625 No, 708 00:35:20,667 --> 00:35:22,625 - Baby girl, it's time - Huh? 709 00:35:22,750 --> 00:35:24,125 We're late 710 00:35:24,125 --> 00:35:25,375 What's going on? 711 00:35:25,375 --> 00:35:27,125 She has to go before the uncles arrive 712 00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:29,625 I'll send her off. I'll be back 713 00:35:30,125 --> 00:35:31,125 Don't go 714 00:35:31,625 --> 00:35:33,250 Call me if you need me 715 00:35:33,625 --> 00:35:34,500 Hey! 716 00:35:35,250 --> 00:35:36,750 I'm off, too 717 00:35:41,250 --> 00:35:43,500 I'll bring back some chicken butts 718 00:35:43,625 --> 00:35:44,500 Let's have some tonight 719 00:35:44,625 --> 00:35:45,500 with beer 720 00:35:45,625 --> 00:35:46,500 Hey! 721 00:35:47,375 --> 00:35:49,375 We should tell them the truth 722 00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:51,500 I've only met them once 723 00:35:51,625 --> 00:35:54,125 How would they remember I'm your brother's ex 724 00:35:54,125 --> 00:35:55,875 You don't know my uncles' history... 725 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:56,875 Lil' Bernard 726 00:35:57,750 --> 00:35:58,875 Sixth Uncle! 727 00:35:59,375 --> 00:36:00,750 Congratulations 728 00:36:00,875 --> 00:36:01,625 Thank you 729 00:36:01,625 --> 00:36:03,375 for your presence 730 00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:04,875 Silly boy, get up! 731 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,042 Your First Uncle is in... 732 00:36:06,375 --> 00:36:07,625 his 90s and he still shows up 733 00:36:07,875 --> 00:36:09,250 That's giving face! 734 00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:11,750 First Uncle 735 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,000 Looking good! 736 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,375 Good boy, you remember my hearing's gone 737 00:36:15,375 --> 00:36:18,125 SO you're raising your voice for me, right? 738 00:36:19,375 --> 00:36:21,000 Monica? 739 00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:23,250 That's right! 740 00:36:23,375 --> 00:36:24,875 Congratulations, Mrs. Bernard 741 00:36:24,875 --> 00:36:26,625 Mrs. Bernard? 742 00:36:26,625 --> 00:36:28,375 She's Mrs. Steve! 743 00:36:28,375 --> 00:36:31,625 At my second wedding a few years ago 744 00:36:31,750 --> 00:36:35,750 your big brother Steve took her to the banquet 745 00:36:35,750 --> 00:36:36,625 Yes! 746 00:36:36,750 --> 00:36:39,625 His hearing's gone, but his eyes are still sharp 747 00:36:40,250 --> 00:36:42,250 Mrs. Steve, now that Lung's gotten hitched 748 00:36:42,250 --> 00:36:43,625 what about you 749 00:36:43,625 --> 00:36:45,250 and his big brother? 750 00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:47,625 That's not right 751 00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:49,625 That viral proposal video... 752 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,250 was with you two! 753 00:36:52,875 --> 00:36:53,750 What? 754 00:36:57,250 --> 00:37:00,500 There's something I want to clear up 755 00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:04,625 A few years ago 756 00:37:05,125 --> 00:37:06,625 perhaps due to fate- 757 00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:10,750 That jackass... 758 00:37:10,875 --> 00:37:12,000 Isn't that Seven? 759 00:37:13,375 --> 00:37:16,500 It's fake, these flowers are fake 760 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,500 All fake 761 00:37:19,875 --> 00:37:20,500 Seven! 762 00:37:23,625 --> 00:37:25,250 You've got balls 763 00:37:25,375 --> 00:37:26,500 showing up here 764 00:37:26,500 --> 00:37:27,875 Gimme my wife back! 765 00:37:34,375 --> 00:37:35,500 Big Brother, help me! 766 00:37:37,750 --> 00:37:40,625 You no-good turncoat! 767 00:37:40,625 --> 00:37:42,875 I raised you 768 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,125 and sent you to school for nothing! 769 00:37:46,375 --> 00:37:48,500 Careful, take it easy... 770 00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:49,375 Don't get so worked up 771 00:37:49,375 --> 00:37:51,375 You've got some nerve! 772 00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:52,750 What's going on? 773 00:37:52,750 --> 00:37:54,000 Huh, you didn't know? 774 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,875 Sixth and Seventh Uncles can't be in the same place 775 00:37:57,500 --> 00:37:59,875 Sixth Uncle was too occupied with his shark fin business 776 00:38:00,125 --> 00:38:01,875 so his wife eloped with a guy 777 00:38:01,875 --> 00:38:03,000 It's because Seventh Uncle- 778 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,000 Snatched her away? 779 00:38:04,125 --> 00:38:05,750 No, Eighth Uncle did 780 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,875 Seventh Uncle knew but kept quiet 781 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,625 When Dad found out, 782 00:38:09,875 --> 00:38:11,000 he laid down the clan law 783 00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:13,250 The clan law? 784 00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:14,500 I know! 785 00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:15,750 They take burning incense 786 00:38:15,750 --> 00:38:18,500 then stick it in his belly while spinning him ‘round 787 00:38:19,125 --> 00:38:20,625 How do you know this? 788 00:38:20,875 --> 00:38:22,375 She's a doctor in Cultural Studies 789 00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:23,375 Nope 790 00:38:23,375 --> 00:38:25,250 You haven't seen Ekin Cheng in "The Young and Dangerous"? 791 00:38:28,250 --> 00:38:29,375 What happened to Eighth Uncle? 792 00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:30,375 He's dead 793 00:38:31,625 --> 00:38:32,625 Not related 794 00:38:32,750 --> 00:38:34,000 It's from natural causes 795 00:38:37,625 --> 00:38:39,125 Try to stop them first! 796 00:38:39,125 --> 00:38:40,125 Everyone! 797 00:38:42,250 --> 00:38:45,375 Bernard has something to say to all 798 00:38:46,667 --> 00:38:47,250 Right 799 00:38:47,250 --> 00:38:50,125 didn't you have something to announce? 800 00:38:50,125 --> 00:38:52,375 I was going to announce that... 801 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:58,125 Buzz... 802 00:38:58,375 --> 00:39:00,625 So many bees here, be careful 803 00:39:00,875 --> 00:39:02,625 I'll send Mrs. Steve back first 804 00:39:04,125 --> 00:39:05,000 What did he say? 805 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,750 He said there are bees! 806 00:39:06,875 --> 00:39:07,875 There are... 807 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,250 bees here? 808 00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:11,500 Since no one's reported it... 809 00:39:11,625 --> 00:39:13,375 Good, kick his ass! 810 00:39:13,375 --> 00:39:15,375 Please, no! 811 00:39:17,625 --> 00:39:20,375 When I was young, my mom married into the Chan famiy 812 00:39:21,250 --> 00:39:23,375 But the uncles didn't like me 813 00:39:23,375 --> 00:39:25,500 and called me "red-headed" 814 00:39:25,625 --> 00:39:27,625 I didn't know what they meant 815 00:39:27,625 --> 00:39:29,125 But Sixth Uncle tried to comfort me 816 00:39:29,250 --> 00:39:30,750 by saying that "red-headed" 817 00:39:31,125 --> 00:39:32,875 meant I was fired up 818 00:39:33,125 --> 00:39:34,750 and full of life 819 00:39:35,250 --> 00:39:37,375 When I knew what it meant, I didn't mind 820 00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:39,250 I really didn't 821 00:39:40,542 --> 00:39:42,625 As if I'd flip out on them 822 00:39:44,125 --> 00:39:46,125 I get why you're scared of them 823 00:39:46,250 --> 00:39:47,625 I'm exasperated by them 824 00:39:47,875 --> 00:39:49,250 Two different things 825 00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:54,000 But how long can you hide the truth from them? 826 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,750 I rarely see them 827 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,250 Not telling them isn't the worst option 828 00:39:58,250 --> 00:40:00,875 Would you hide things from me if it's an option? 829 00:40:00,875 --> 00:40:04,625 Silly girl, what do I have to hide from you? 830 00:40:12,250 --> 00:40:14,250 So, when is my ride coming? 831 00:40:14,250 --> 00:40:15,250 In five minutes 832 00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:17,125 Check again, maybe it's updated 833 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,000 Oh, four minutes 834 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:22,875 What are you doing? 835 00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:28,750 Nothing. My hip's a bit sore, I need to stretch 836 00:40:45,375 --> 00:40:49,000 Hey, give me a hand! 837 00:40:49,750 --> 00:40:51,125 Baby girl, you're so cute 838 00:40:51,250 --> 00:40:52,750 when twisting around like that 839 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,500 What are you hinting at? 840 00:40:54,625 --> 00:40:56,500 You're naughty! 841 00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:01,500 How dare they! 842 00:41:04,125 --> 00:41:05,375 Don't jump to conclusions 843 00:41:05,875 --> 00:41:08,000 I don't want you to go 844 00:41:08,750 --> 00:41:11,125 Then...I won't! 845 00:41:11,625 --> 00:41:12,875 I'll go see Josephine 846 00:41:14,375 --> 00:41:16,625 Stop playing. The car's almost here 847 00:41:16,750 --> 00:41:17,750 Baby girl! 848 00:41:27,875 --> 00:41:28,458 Lung! 849 00:41:28,458 --> 00:41:29,125 Seventh Uncle! 850 00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:30,125 Congratulations! 851 00:41:30,125 --> 00:41:31,125 Thank you 852 00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:33,500 What happened to your face? 853 00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:35,375 Nope, no one beat me up 854 00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:36,375 Lung! 855 00:41:36,750 --> 00:41:37,500 Sixth Uncle! 856 00:41:38,375 --> 00:41:39,375 Where's the bathroom 857 00:41:41,750 --> 00:41:42,750 Lung! 858 00:41:43,125 --> 00:41:45,667 Your second brother is coveting 859 00:41:45,667 --> 00:41:47,000 your big sister-in-law 860 00:41:47,125 --> 00:41:49,625 while your big brother's gone 861 00:41:51,250 --> 00:41:52,625 What's coveting? 862 00:41:52,625 --> 00:41:53,875 We saw Bernard 863 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,625 cuddling your big brother's girl! 864 00:41:58,625 --> 00:42:02,375 Cuddling can mean many things 865 00:42:02,375 --> 00:42:05,250 But they were embracing 866 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,625 Oh... 867 00:42:07,625 --> 00:42:08,917 that's not cuddling 868 00:42:09,250 --> 00:42:11,000 Look at football players 869 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,375 When they score, 870 00:42:13,375 --> 00:42:14,750 they also embrace each other 871 00:42:14,875 --> 00:42:16,125 You wouldn't say Messi was 872 00:42:16,125 --> 00:42:17,875 cuddling Enzo, right? 873 00:42:18,875 --> 00:42:21,375 Don't make excuses for them 874 00:42:21,625 --> 00:42:23,125 The name Monica 875 00:42:23,250 --> 00:42:24,792 always sounded like 876 00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:26,625 a tramp's name to me 877 00:42:27,250 --> 00:42:30,125 Thou shalt not covet thy brother's wife! 878 00:42:30,125 --> 00:42:31,500 He who disobeys 879 00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:33,125 shall die under 10,000 knives 880 00:42:33,125 --> 00:42:34,750 That's the Chan family's clan law 881 00:42:34,750 --> 00:42:36,125 But Bernard's 882 00:42:36,125 --> 00:42:37,125 original last name is Lee 883 00:42:37,125 --> 00:42:38,250 Don't protect him 884 00:42:38,375 --> 00:42:40,250 Fine, I'll tell you the truth! 885 00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:44,250 Big Brother and Bernard... 886 00:42:44,417 --> 00:42:46,625 simultanously fell for... 887 00:42:46,750 --> 00:42:48,625 a pair of twin sisters 888 00:42:48,917 --> 00:42:50,250 So the Monica you saw 889 00:42:50,250 --> 00:42:51,375 isn't really Monica 890 00:42:51,375 --> 00:42:52,167 She's Monica's 891 00:42:52,167 --> 00:42:53,250 twin sister! 892 00:42:53,250 --> 00:42:56,125 Two brothers... 893 00:42:56,125 --> 00:42:57,125 dating two sisters 894 00:42:57,250 --> 00:42:58,500 Big Brother got dumped 895 00:42:58,500 --> 00:43:00,500 but Bernard is still going strong 896 00:43:00,750 --> 00:43:03,625 Why did your big brother get dumped? 897 00:43:04,125 --> 00:43:06,125 Because she's a tramp! 898 00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:08,500 Then why did she respond to being called Monica? 899 00:43:08,792 --> 00:43:09,875 She did? 900 00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:12,750 Why, I wonder... 901 00:43:14,875 --> 00:43:16,750 Because her name is pronounced 902 00:43:16,750 --> 00:43:17,500 "Mo-nee-ka' 903 00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:19,250 but people always get confused 904 00:43:19,375 --> 00:43:21,125 and still call her "Monica" 905 00:43:21,750 --> 00:43:23,000 How do you spell it then? 906 00:43:23,208 --> 00:43:24,750 Same as Monica 907 00:43:24,750 --> 00:43:26,750 Say it again, her name is Mon...what? 908 00:43:26,750 --> 00:43:27,875 It's hard to remember 909 00:43:27,875 --> 00:43:29,250 Just call her Monica, it's fine 910 00:43:29,250 --> 00:43:30,250 But... 911 00:43:30,500 --> 00:43:31,875 don't ever mention 912 00:43:31,875 --> 00:43:32,750 her sister to her 913 00:43:32,875 --> 00:43:33,875 They've fallen out 914 00:43:34,625 --> 00:43:36,375 So it's just a misunderstanding 915 00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:37,625 That's why 916 00:43:37,875 --> 00:43:39,375 I've always had high hopes for Bernard 917 00:43:39,375 --> 00:43:41,000 Don't worry! 918 00:43:41,125 --> 00:43:43,500 No one will ever call you... 919 00:43:43,750 --> 00:43:45,375 "Red-headed" again! 920 00:43:50,750 --> 00:43:52,375 Hey, come greet them 921 00:43:54,750 --> 00:43:55,500 Hi 922 00:43:55,625 --> 00:43:57,000 I'll make it official 923 00:43:57,458 --> 00:43:59,417 This is my girlfriend, Monica 924 00:43:59,417 --> 00:44:00,500 Hello, Monica! 925 00:44:00,792 --> 00:44:02,292 Please enjoy yourselves 926 00:44:02,292 --> 00:44:04,000 I'll go see to the bride 927 00:44:05,375 --> 00:44:07,250 Alright, show's over 928 00:44:07,625 --> 00:44:09,625 Time for crab noodles! 929 00:44:16,083 --> 00:44:18,000 I'll go buy a replacement ring now 930 00:44:18,208 --> 00:44:18,750 Are you nuts? 931 00:44:18,875 --> 00:44:20,000 Just send someone 932 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,375 How? Even I barely remember 933 00:44:21,500 --> 00:44:22,875 what it looks like 934 00:44:22,875 --> 00:44:24,125 I'm going! 935 00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:25,500 Take a taxi 936 00:44:25,500 --> 00:44:26,500 Got cash with you? 937 00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:28,000 I took 2,000 from your wallet 938 00:44:28,250 --> 00:44:29,250 You better pay it back! 939 00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:32,375 Sure, if you can get it back then you win 940 00:44:39,875 --> 00:44:40,750 I found this ring in the lobby- 941 00:44:40,750 --> 00:44:42,000 She found it already 942 00:44:43,250 --> 00:44:45,375 It was in the safe 943 00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:48,375 I guess she hid it so well 944 00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:50,125 that she forgot 945 00:45:01,417 --> 00:45:02,958 These two dishes are called 946 00:45:02,958 --> 00:45:04,750 "Ha-ha-har gow" and "Siu-siu-siu mai" 947 00:45:04,875 --> 00:45:07,500 Ha-ha-har gow has three times more shrimps, so- 948 00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:12,500 How come I understand you? 949 00:45:13,125 --> 00:45:14,500 Because 950 00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:16,667 my dad spoke like that when I was little 951 00:45:16,667 --> 00:45:19,000 Same as my dad! 952 00:45:19,875 --> 00:45:21,625 Your dad, too? 953 00:45:21,750 --> 00:45:23,500 What a coincidence 954 00:45:23,625 --> 00:45:24,875 Wait a minute 955 00:45:25,750 --> 00:45:27,375 Have I seen you somewhere before? 956 00:45:27,625 --> 00:45:29,000 You look familiar 957 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:29,875 Nope! 958 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,625 For a non-celebrity 959 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,000 you're quite pretty 960 00:45:33,125 --> 00:45:34,000 What's your name? 961 00:45:39,625 --> 00:45:41,125 Look, kid 962 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,125 In this world 963 00:45:43,125 --> 00:45:45,875 I'm the one woman you can't flirt with 964 00:45:45,875 --> 00:45:46,875 Why? 965 00:45:49,125 --> 00:45:50,375 Wanna get hit by lightning? 966 00:45:51,625 --> 00:45:52,750 But why? 967 00:45:52,875 --> 00:45:54,000 Forget it 968 00:45:57,750 --> 00:46:00,500 Did you try to flirt with Meow the same way? 969 00:46:01,375 --> 00:46:04,625 Even if I did, I wouldn't use the same method 970 00:46:04,750 --> 00:46:06,125 I follow her channel 971 00:46:06,375 --> 00:46:07,750 so it was natural to flirt with her 972 00:46:07,750 --> 00:46:09,625 It's called "natural flirting" 973 00:46:09,750 --> 00:46:10,875 But with you? 974 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,875 You're so out of left field that 975 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,000 I had to use 976 00:46:14,125 --> 00:46:15,125 "alternative flirting" 977 00:46:15,750 --> 00:46:16,500 So you admit it! 978 00:46:16,500 --> 00:46:18,500 Oh, I can't hear you 979 00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:19,750 the wifi's terrible here 980 00:46:19,750 --> 00:46:20,875 Bye bye! 981 00:46:20,875 --> 00:46:22,125 Spineless! 982 00:46:22,125 --> 00:46:23,625 Infantile! 983 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,875 Menopostal! 984 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000 Hi, I found a ring at the lobby 985 00:46:32,125 --> 00:46:33,875 OK, we'll handle it 986 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,750 I've hit the jackpot! 987 00:46:36,875 --> 00:46:37,875 I'll be back in time 988 00:46:37,875 --> 00:46:38,875 I managed to buy 989 00:46:38,875 --> 00:46:41,000 the last ring of this size and style 990 00:46:41,125 --> 00:46:42,625 What amazing luck! 991 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,500 Even the elevator's going my way 992 00:46:46,750 --> 00:46:47,500 What the... 993 00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:50,625 It can't bel! 994 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,750 Help! 995 00:46:53,250 --> 00:46:56,125 The number you dialed... 996 00:46:56,875 --> 00:46:59,500 Fish Head to Egg Noodles, where's Crab Meat? 997 00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:00,375 The lawyer's here. 998 00:47:00,375 --> 00:47:01,500 Roast Pork is crackling mad. Over 999 00:47:02,625 --> 00:47:03,500 Egg Noodles here 1000 00:47:03,875 --> 00:47:04,500 I'm on it 1001 00:47:04,625 --> 00:47:06,000 Stall for time 1002 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,375 Hey, man! 1003 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:17,000 Hugh Hugh? Thanks for coming 1004 00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:19,875 You know Lung, right? Nice to meet you 1005 00:47:19,875 --> 00:47:21,000 You don't recognize me? 1006 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,875 You're showbiz fixer Hugh Hugh 1007 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,250 Everyone knows you 1008 00:47:24,250 --> 00:47:27,125 I'm your cousin! We hung out as kids 1009 00:47:27,125 --> 00:47:28,375 Cousin? 1010 00:47:28,750 --> 00:47:30,250 It's been forever! 1011 00:47:30,250 --> 00:47:31,750 Yeah, it's been awhile 1012 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,250 I'm Fourth Auntie's son, Man 1013 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,125 Wyman! I remember now 1014 00:47:39,250 --> 00:47:40,750 Wyman is Fifth Uncle's son 1015 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:41,875 I'm Chun-Man 1016 00:47:43,750 --> 00:47:45,625 We once played Game Boy together 1017 00:47:45,875 --> 00:47:47,875 and made fun of the kid shitting his pants 1018 00:47:47,875 --> 00:47:49,750 That kid was me 1019 00:47:50,125 --> 00:47:52,750 Oh, you were Shitty Pants Chun-Man 1020 00:47:52,875 --> 00:47:55,125 Now that you're a big shot, I didn't recognize you 1021 00:47:55,250 --> 00:47:56,000 I know 1022 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,875 I knew when you didn't invite me 1023 00:47:58,500 --> 00:47:59,750 Once a cousin 1024 00:48:00,375 --> 00:48:01,750 always a cousin 1025 00:48:01,875 --> 00:48:03,625 I purposefully came to see you 1026 00:48:03,750 --> 00:48:05,125 to discuss a huge project 1027 00:48:05,125 --> 00:48:07,625 A once in a lifetime opportunity! 1028 00:48:07,750 --> 00:48:09,625 Really? I can't wait! 1029 00:48:10,125 --> 00:48:11,375 Sorry 1030 00:48:12,250 --> 00:48:12,958 Hello? 1031 00:48:12,958 --> 00:48:15,125 Mr. Chan, a lady picked up a ring 1032 00:48:15,125 --> 00:48:16,500 It may be the one you lost 1033 00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:18,500 Ok, I'll be right there 1034 00:48:18,625 --> 00:48:20,375 To be continued 1035 00:48:22,125 --> 00:48:23,625 Fish Head to all... 1036 00:48:23,625 --> 00:48:26,500 The lawyer says she can't wait any longer 1037 00:48:26,875 --> 00:48:28,625 Copy, stall for time 1038 00:48:30,125 --> 00:48:31,750 Mark Gor 1039 00:48:31,875 --> 00:48:32,750 Can you add another performance? 1040 00:48:32,875 --> 00:48:34,625 I'll pay you anything 1041 00:48:37,750 --> 00:48:40,375 How can you sit here at the head table? 1042 00:48:40,750 --> 00:48:43,750 They put me here, I have no choice... 1043 00:48:52,750 --> 00:48:55,000 Help... 1044 00:48:55,542 --> 00:48:58,250 Is anyone coming? 1045 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,000 Help! 1046 00:49:01,500 --> 00:49:05,500 I'm sorry! I want to get hitched! 1047 00:49:05,750 --> 00:49:09,500 Law of Attraction, I really wanna marry! 1048 00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:14,625 It's OK, Lung's on the way 1049 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,000 Egg Noodles calling Red Bean 1050 00:49:17,125 --> 00:49:20,125 Tell Roast Pork the groom's on the way 1051 00:49:20,875 --> 00:49:22,500 Did he run away? 1052 00:49:22,750 --> 00:49:24,625 Of course not 1053 00:49:24,625 --> 00:49:25,875 You even found your ring 1054 00:49:25,875 --> 00:49:27,125 It's a good sign! 1055 00:49:27,375 --> 00:49:30,750 I nearly forgot it in the safe 1056 00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:35,375 Wait a sec 1057 00:49:35,750 --> 00:49:37,250 This is the bride's ring 1058 00:49:37,375 --> 00:49:38,625 Yes, I'm the bride! 1059 00:49:38,625 --> 00:49:39,500 No... 1060 00:49:39,500 --> 00:49:41,125 the bride should have the groom's ring 1061 00:49:41,125 --> 00:49:43,000 Lung's ring is bigger! 1062 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,250 You need to put the big ring on him 1063 00:49:44,250 --> 00:49:46,875 And he puts the small ring on you 1064 00:49:47,250 --> 00:49:48,875 Frankly, I don't understand 1065 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:52,250 what any of you are saying! 1066 00:49:53,125 --> 00:49:56,375 I got it! Hang on... 1067 00:49:56,375 --> 00:49:58,625 Don't run off! Hey! 1068 00:50:08,500 --> 00:50:10,375 Josephine, what's wrong? 1069 00:50:11,500 --> 00:50:14,750 Don't frown on your wedding day 1070 00:50:15,625 --> 00:50:17,750 Then you shouldn't frown either 1071 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,375 If my frown makes Lung 1072 00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:21,500 a bit more scared of me 1073 00:50:21,625 --> 00:50:23,875 and he treats you a bit better 1074 00:50:24,625 --> 00:50:28,500 then I'll keep frowning for the rest of my life 1075 00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:30,875 Mama! 1076 00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:43,750 Hi, I dropped off a ring earlier? 1077 00:50:43,750 --> 00:50:44,500 Don't worry 1078 00:50:44,625 --> 00:50:46,375 A man came to pick it up already 1079 00:50:46,750 --> 00:50:48,875 How can you just give it to some guy?! 1080 00:50:52,292 --> 00:50:54,417 Hi, everyone! 1081 00:50:54,667 --> 00:50:55,792 Thank you all for coming to 1082 00:50:55,792 --> 00:50:57,542 Josephine and Lung's wedding! 1083 00:50:57,542 --> 00:51:01,417 Let's welcome the couple! 1084 00:51:28,167 --> 00:51:29,417 You're not Lung 1085 00:51:29,583 --> 00:51:31,292 Who I am doesn't matter 1086 00:51:31,625 --> 00:51:33,250 We just need to put on a good show 1087 00:52:14,542 --> 00:52:16,917 Let's invite the officiating elders 1088 00:52:19,917 --> 00:52:22,542 Who'll represent the groom? 1089 00:52:22,667 --> 00:52:24,667 It should be Bernard 1090 00:52:33,792 --> 00:52:35,792 It's Mark Gor! 1091 00:52:35,792 --> 00:52:40,042 Mark Gor... 1092 00:52:42,417 --> 00:52:44,292 Mark Gor! 1093 00:52:44,792 --> 00:52:46,542 Who the heck is that? 1094 00:52:46,792 --> 00:52:49,792 Dad, he's famous right now 1095 00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:51,042 Famous? 1096 00:52:51,417 --> 00:52:53,292 More famous than Patrick Tse Yin? 1097 00:52:53,417 --> 00:52:54,292 Even though 1098 00:52:54,292 --> 00:52:56,292 I don't care much for him 1099 00:52:56,917 --> 00:52:57,917 Bernard! 1100 00:52:57,917 --> 00:53:00,292 Why are people screaming for Mark Gor? 1101 00:53:00,542 --> 00:53:01,667 I'm not Bernard... 1102 00:53:01,667 --> 00:53:02,667 Babe 1103 00:53:05,667 --> 00:53:07,792 I really adore you! 1104 00:53:07,792 --> 00:53:09,042 I really adore you too 1105 00:53:09,042 --> 00:53:12,667 - And Solicitor Lucy is here! - You're so handsome... 1106 00:53:12,667 --> 00:53:16,667 Mark Gor! 1107 00:53:24,292 --> 00:53:26,292 Later, when they rush up here for me... 1108 00:53:26,292 --> 00:53:29,042 you'll no longer have me all to yourself 1109 00:53:31,292 --> 00:53:33,542 We're not alone now anyway 1110 00:53:33,917 --> 00:53:35,667 Let the girls have their way 1111 00:53:38,792 --> 00:53:40,292 Alright 1112 00:53:41,417 --> 00:53:43,167 Bride and groom, your IDs 1113 00:53:43,667 --> 00:53:45,167 We gave them to you 1114 00:53:45,167 --> 00:53:46,167 I knew that 1115 00:53:47,167 --> 00:53:49,542 Mr. Lung Chan, I need to verify your face 1116 00:54:01,417 --> 00:54:03,417 You're gorgeous 1117 00:54:06,167 --> 00:54:08,417 l...know 1118 00:54:10,292 --> 00:54:12,042 Please carry on 1119 00:54:13,042 --> 00:54:14,167 Bride and groom, stand up 1120 00:54:14,167 --> 00:54:15,167 Before marrying 1121 00:54:15,167 --> 00:54:16,167 I must remind you that 1122 00:54:16,167 --> 00:54:17,542 the Marriage Ordinace 1123 00:54:17,542 --> 00:54:18,542 makes this union solemn and binding. 1124 00:54:18,542 --> 00:54:19,667 A voluntary union between man and woman 1125 00:54:19,667 --> 00:54:20,417 not to be interfered by others 1126 00:54:20,417 --> 00:54:22,667 Josephine and Lung 1127 00:54:22,667 --> 00:54:23,792 your wedding has no religious affiliations 1128 00:54:23,792 --> 00:54:25,417 but you shall publicly regard one another 1129 00:54:25,417 --> 00:54:26,792 as your spouse 1130 00:54:26,792 --> 00:54:29,167 You will be legally married after signing this certificate 1131 00:54:29,167 --> 00:54:31,667 Groom, proceed with your vows 1132 00:54:33,167 --> 00:54:35,708 I call upon all persons present to witness... 1133 00:54:35,708 --> 00:54:37,292 I, Lung Chan 1134 00:54:37,667 --> 00:54:42,542 do take thee, Josephine Ho, as my legally wedded wife 1135 00:54:45,292 --> 00:54:46,542 Bride 1136 00:54:52,167 --> 00:54:55,167 I call upon all persons here to witness 1137 00:54:55,167 --> 00:54:57,417 I, Josephine Ho... 1138 00:55:08,917 --> 00:55:13,042 Do take thee, Lung Chan, as my legally wedded husband 1139 00:55:19,917 --> 00:55:22,792 You may proceed with the rings 1140 00:55:25,667 --> 00:55:28,042 Why is Lung's ring so small? 1141 00:55:45,417 --> 00:55:47,792 And yours is so big? 1142 00:55:59,167 --> 00:56:00,542 Josephine Ho and Lung Chan 1143 00:56:00,542 --> 00:56:03,417 you are officially husband and wife 1144 00:56:21,667 --> 00:56:24,542 Let the banquet begin! 1145 00:56:32,792 --> 00:56:34,917 Mom... Grandma... 1146 00:56:37,792 --> 00:56:38,542 Cheers! 1147 00:56:38,542 --> 00:56:42,917 Cheers! 1148 00:56:42,917 --> 00:56:44,542 ...I was still wearing jeans afterwards 1149 00:56:44,542 --> 00:56:46,292 and held them up all the way home 1150 00:56:47,667 --> 00:56:48,792 Let me introduce... 1151 00:56:48,792 --> 00:56:50,167 but you must know of him, Hugh Hugh! 1152 00:56:50,417 --> 00:56:52,292 Turns out he's my cousin! 1153 00:56:52,542 --> 00:56:53,417 Sit, sit 1154 00:56:57,292 --> 00:56:58,167 I don't know him... 1155 00:56:58,167 --> 00:57:00,167 Showbiz fixer Hugh Hugh! 1156 00:57:00,167 --> 00:57:01,792 He put on huge events like 1157 00:57:01,792 --> 00:57:03,917 the Lan Kwai Fong Laser Vegan party... 1158 00:57:03,917 --> 00:57:05,917 the Space Museum Bungee Jump Contest... 1159 00:57:05,917 --> 00:57:08,042 the High Street Landmark Staycation... 1160 00:57:08,042 --> 00:57:09,792 That's all him! 1161 00:57:10,292 --> 00:57:12,167 Next week, I'm organizing 1162 00:57:12,167 --> 00:57:14,042 a mega book fair at the racecourse 1163 00:57:15,167 --> 00:57:16,667 So your week is fully "booked" 1164 00:57:16,667 --> 00:57:17,667 Exactly! 1165 00:57:20,917 --> 00:57:23,042 Your dream of an Ocean Park wedding 1166 00:57:23,042 --> 00:57:24,167 can now come true 1167 00:57:24,167 --> 00:57:25,167 What? 1168 00:57:25,917 --> 00:57:29,167 Coincidentally, Hugh is working with Ocean Park 1169 00:57:29,167 --> 00:57:32,042 Coincidentally, they also want influencers for a flagship wedding 1170 00:57:32,083 --> 00:57:34,167 What a coincidence 1171 00:57:34,542 --> 00:57:35,917 Don't you want it for yourself? 1172 00:57:35,917 --> 00:57:36,667 Marry? 1173 00:57:36,667 --> 00:57:37,917 I'm not that dumb 1174 00:57:42,792 --> 00:57:44,917 Let's get married in three months 1175 00:57:45,083 --> 00:57:46,292 Three months? 1176 00:57:46,542 --> 00:57:47,417 Too late? 1177 00:57:47,542 --> 00:57:48,792 How about in two months? 1178 00:57:48,792 --> 00:57:50,042 I'll ask! 1179 00:57:50,292 --> 00:57:51,792 Lemme make a call 1180 00:57:55,042 --> 00:57:55,792 No matter what... 1181 00:57:56,542 --> 00:57:58,083 I'll give nothing 1182 00:57:58,083 --> 00:57:59,792 but the best to you two 1183 00:58:02,667 --> 00:58:03,792 Which two? 1184 00:58:10,542 --> 00:58:12,542 You saw the test? 1185 00:58:13,792 --> 00:58:15,667 We did get carried away that night... 1186 00:58:15,667 --> 00:58:17,417 No... 1187 00:58:17,792 --> 00:58:19,917 That test is Josephine's! 1188 00:58:19,917 --> 00:58:21,042 What? 1189 00:58:28,167 --> 00:58:30,042 I'm not pregnant 1190 00:58:30,417 --> 00:58:33,292 Do you still wanna marry me now? 1191 00:58:33,292 --> 00:58:35,167 Baby or no baby, I still wanna marry you 1192 00:58:35,167 --> 00:58:36,542 No...Let's try that again 1193 00:58:36,542 --> 00:58:39,167 You can really tell me honestly 1194 00:58:41,042 --> 00:58:45,542 Have you had even a bit of doubt 1195 00:58:46,292 --> 00:58:47,917 about getting married? 1196 00:58:48,042 --> 00:58:48,917 I really do... 1197 00:58:50,667 --> 00:58:52,417 ...want to marry you 1198 00:58:58,542 --> 00:59:00,167 So do I 1199 00:59:03,250 --> 00:59:04,542 Two months is OK 1200 00:59:04,542 --> 00:59:05,292 May you grow old 1201 00:59:05,292 --> 00:59:06,542 together forever 1202 00:59:30,667 --> 00:59:31,792 Ma? 1203 00:59:31,917 --> 00:59:34,167 Grow old together? 1204 00:59:34,792 --> 00:59:36,792 It's a blessing to be 1205 00:59:36,792 --> 00:59:38,667 together forever 1206 00:59:39,167 --> 00:59:40,292 Otherwise, 1207 00:59:40,292 --> 00:59:42,667 it's a curse, son 1208 00:59:44,667 --> 00:59:46,542 Sure you can do it? 1209 00:59:53,917 --> 00:59:54,917 Grandma... 1210 00:59:55,917 --> 00:59:57,792 I wanted the kitchen to cook 1211 00:59:57,792 --> 01:00:00,542 "The Magic Crane" dish for you 1212 01:00:00,667 --> 01:00:03,917 But they couldn't make it. Sorry... 1213 01:00:04,042 --> 01:00:06,167 I know... 1214 01:00:06,417 --> 01:00:09,542 I purposely asked them not to make it 1215 01:00:10,542 --> 01:00:12,542 Grandma knows how dutiful you are 1216 01:00:13,292 --> 01:00:15,792 but I've lost my sense of taste 1217 01:00:16,292 --> 01:00:19,667 It's not worth spending all that money on me 1218 01:00:20,042 --> 01:00:23,292 I'm happy that you're always thinking of me 1219 01:00:24,292 --> 01:00:27,417 but what I want the most is... 1220 01:00:28,042 --> 01:00:31,292 to see you be good to yourself 1221 01:01:13,042 --> 01:01:14,042 Roses and thorns? 1222 01:01:14,042 --> 01:01:15,833 It's bad luck to sing that 1223 01:01:15,833 --> 01:01:17,167 at a wedding! 1224 01:01:17,167 --> 01:01:18,542 The topic's on point 1225 01:01:19,333 --> 01:01:20,542 What's the problem? 1226 01:01:50,792 --> 01:01:53,583 It's about time we... 1227 01:01:53,625 --> 01:01:54,833 let each other 1228 01:01:56,792 --> 01:01:58,542 go 1229 01:02:05,917 --> 01:02:08,292 But we just officially got married! 1230 01:02:10,917 --> 01:02:13,583 I just randomly scribbled something on the certificate 1231 01:02:30,750 --> 01:02:32,000 Come dance with me? 1232 01:04:58,542 --> 01:05:00,292 Thanks to the media for the questions 1233 01:05:00,292 --> 01:05:01,667 I've heard no such thing 1234 01:05:01,667 --> 01:05:03,167 Why would Lung and Jo-Jo Thin 1235 01:05:03,167 --> 01:05:06,042 get married all of a sudden? 1236 01:05:06,042 --> 01:05:07,542 The photo must be 1237 01:05:07,542 --> 01:05:09,542 generated by A.l.! 1238 01:05:10,667 --> 01:05:12,833 Lung, why'd you suddenly 1239 01:05:12,833 --> 01:05:14,417 “decouple” with me? 1240 01:05:15,167 --> 01:05:16,167 I don't know why 1241 01:05:17,417 --> 01:05:18,708 but I wanna 1242 01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:21,167 go solo for awhile 1243 01:05:22,792 --> 01:05:26,292 Jo, why the frown during your omelet rice video? 1244 01:05:26,292 --> 01:05:28,042 Smile a bit! 1245 01:05:29,042 --> 01:05:29,792 Have you even wondered 1246 01:05:29,917 --> 01:05:33,167 whether you, too, deserve a glorious marriage proposal? 1247 01:05:33,417 --> 01:05:35,333 Meow, Bernard is getting 1248 01:05:35,333 --> 01:05:36,667 dragged online 1249 01:05:36,667 --> 01:05:38,542 I'm worried for him 1250 01:05:39,042 --> 01:05:41,792 Let them say whatever they want 1251 01:05:41,792 --> 01:05:44,042 Everyone's fate online is measured by 1252 01:05:44,042 --> 01:05:45,792 "comment, like & share” 1253 01:05:45,792 --> 01:05:47,667 That's how it goes 1254 01:05:57,417 --> 01:05:59,917 What is good and 1255 01:06:00,292 --> 01:06:02,417 what is bad anyway? 1256 01:06:02,667 --> 01:06:04,167 What's real or fake? 1257 01:06:04,708 --> 01:06:06,667 To be apart or be together? 1258 01:06:07,667 --> 01:06:10,667 Each of us believing in what we believe 1259 01:06:12,042 --> 01:06:14,042 is the best answer after all 1260 01:06:14,792 --> 01:06:16,167 (I've given birth. Answer me!) 1261 01:06:16,167 --> 01:06:18,917 I still have one unfulfilled wish 1262 01:06:18,917 --> 01:06:21,042 Can you give me more time? 1263 01:06:35,667 --> 01:06:36,917 Hi 1264 01:06:51,167 --> 01:06:52,042 Hurry! 1265 01:06:52,042 --> 01:06:53,667 I only need the centre of the scallion 1266 01:06:53,667 --> 01:06:54,917 Dry that sea cumcuber 1267 01:06:54,917 --> 01:06:55,792 I'm frying it 1268 01:06:55,792 --> 01:06:56,792 Don't just hold that pig 1269 01:06:56,792 --> 01:06:57,792 Go! 1270 01:06:57,792 --> 01:06:59,667 What happened to all the abalones? 1271 01:07:00,417 --> 01:07:01,417 I...wanted a taste 1272 01:07:01,792 --> 01:07:04,292 Stealing food... You'll get indigestion! 1273 01:07:04,417 --> 01:07:06,917 Chef Jo, a man in suit is coming 1274 01:07:07,042 --> 01:07:07,792 What does he look like? 1275 01:07:07,792 --> 01:07:08,667 Like a man... 1276 01:07:09,167 --> 01:07:10,292 who's wearing a suit 1277 01:07:13,417 --> 01:07:14,667 Josephine! 1278 01:07:16,167 --> 01:07:17,542 You scared me! 1279 01:07:17,542 --> 01:07:19,042 What's with you two? 1280 01:07:19,042 --> 01:07:20,542 One walks around like a zombie 1281 01:07:20,542 --> 01:07:22,042 the other is hiding from the zombie 1282 01:07:22,292 --> 01:07:24,917 Really? He's like a zombie? 1283 01:07:25,042 --> 01:07:26,292 Maybe he hasn't eaten? 1284 01:07:26,667 --> 01:07:28,542 So you want my future nephew 1285 01:07:28,708 --> 01:07:30,667 to have a stick for a dad? 1286 01:07:31,417 --> 01:07:32,542 As long as I don't tell Lung 1287 01:07:33,083 --> 01:07:35,167 it means the baby has no dad 1288 01:07:35,417 --> 01:07:37,542 Sooner or later Lung's gonna notice your belly 1289 01:07:38,167 --> 01:07:40,167 He'll just think I got fat 1290 01:07:40,167 --> 01:07:41,417 You really can hide it from him? 1291 01:07:41,792 --> 01:07:43,167 He's Lung Chan 1292 01:07:43,167 --> 01:07:44,292 Right... 1293 01:07:46,292 --> 01:07:48,417 How will you cook the shark fins? 1294 01:07:48,417 --> 01:07:50,958 I'm making the Magic Crane dish that 1295 01:07:50,958 --> 01:07:52,417 I couldn't make two months ago 1296 01:07:53,042 --> 01:07:55,542 Sixth Uncle is sponsoring the whole banquet 1297 01:07:55,542 --> 01:07:57,042 We can't afford to fail 1298 01:07:57,667 --> 01:08:00,292 You're marrying a conservation freak 1299 01:08:00,292 --> 01:08:03,417 but you got the Shark Fin King as sponsor 1300 01:08:03,542 --> 01:08:05,917 You're really something 1301 01:08:06,292 --> 01:08:07,792 I'll just tell Monica 1302 01:08:07,792 --> 01:08:09,917 we're using imitation shark fins 1303 01:08:09,917 --> 01:08:11,042 She'll buy that? 1304 01:08:11,167 --> 01:08:12,167 She's Monica 1305 01:08:12,167 --> 01:08:13,667 Right... 1306 01:08:15,042 --> 01:08:17,417 Have you seen her shark fin dress, then? 1307 01:08:17,417 --> 01:08:18,417 What shark fin dress? 1308 01:08:20,167 --> 01:08:21,292 How is it? 1309 01:08:23,792 --> 01:08:25,667 Very special 1310 01:08:25,917 --> 01:08:26,667 Really special 1311 01:08:26,667 --> 01:08:30,167 Especially ugly or especially old-fashioned? 1312 01:08:30,417 --> 01:08:32,667 Like e-cards spammed by old people 1313 01:08:33,042 --> 01:08:36,042 Lung told me to wear this 1314 01:08:36,792 --> 01:08:37,542 Whoa! 1315 01:08:40,042 --> 01:08:41,042 Wow, not bad! 1316 01:08:41,042 --> 01:08:42,042 Really? 1317 01:08:42,042 --> 01:08:43,042 It's eye-catching! 1318 01:08:43,042 --> 01:08:43,792 Really? 1319 01:08:44,167 --> 01:08:46,042 Like e-cards spammed by old people 1320 01:08:46,042 --> 01:08:48,042 Fashion is subjective anyway 1321 01:08:48,042 --> 01:08:49,792 Look at Madonna's cones 1322 01:08:49,792 --> 01:08:51,417 or Lady Gaga's meat dress 1323 01:08:51,417 --> 01:08:52,667 They were initally mocked, too 1324 01:08:52,667 --> 01:08:55,292 We should set trends, not follow them! 1325 01:08:59,167 --> 01:09:01,167 Wow, not bad! 1326 01:09:01,167 --> 01:09:02,167 Really? 1327 01:09:02,292 --> 01:09:03,667 It's eye-catching! 1328 01:09:03,917 --> 01:09:04,792 Really... 1329 01:09:04,917 --> 01:09:06,917 Like e-cards spammed by old people 1330 01:09:06,917 --> 01:09:09,042 Fashion is subjective anyway 1331 01:09:09,042 --> 01:09:10,958 Like Anita Mui's rivet vest 1332 01:09:10,958 --> 01:09:12,125 and that high-cut- 1333 01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:14,625 You're both saying the same things 1334 01:09:14,875 --> 01:09:15,750 like it's rehearsed 1335 01:09:18,625 --> 01:09:20,500 Actually, Sixth Uncle designed the gown 1336 01:09:20,625 --> 01:09:22,375 We promised him the bride would wear it 1337 01:09:22,917 --> 01:09:25,167 Luckily my wife is beautiful so it works on her 1338 01:09:25,542 --> 01:09:28,417 Isn't it worth a try? 1339 01:09:28,417 --> 01:09:29,792 Really? 1340 01:09:30,542 --> 01:09:32,542 Looking good, sister-in-law! 1341 01:09:32,542 --> 01:09:33,792 Looking good 1342 01:09:33,792 --> 01:09:34,792 Beautiful! 1343 01:09:35,042 --> 01:09:35,542 Sister-in-law! 1344 01:09:35,542 --> 01:09:37,042 She looks incredible! 1345 01:09:42,042 --> 01:09:43,458 To marry is a dream. 1346 01:09:43,917 --> 01:09:46,042 But wedding is a battle 1347 01:09:46,667 --> 01:09:48,042 What if 1348 01:09:48,583 --> 01:09:50,958 this isn't my dream? 1349 01:10:08,417 --> 01:10:10,417 I'm close to guessing that song you hum 1350 01:10:11,292 --> 01:10:12,417 You either know it or you don't 1351 01:10:12,417 --> 01:10:14,417 There's no such thing as "close" 1352 01:10:14,417 --> 01:10:15,917 I'll tell you a secret 1353 01:10:15,917 --> 01:10:17,917 This is my first time in Ocean Park 1354 01:10:17,917 --> 01:10:18,917 How come? 1355 01:10:20,792 --> 01:10:23,917 You big stars act like you're too good for this place 1356 01:10:24,792 --> 01:10:26,792 You can play and work at the same time 1357 01:10:27,792 --> 01:10:29,042 Forget it 1358 01:10:29,042 --> 01:10:31,542 I don't think we communicate well together 1359 01:10:31,542 --> 01:10:33,417 Our wires are totally crossed 1360 01:10:33,417 --> 01:10:34,292 I think... 1361 01:10:34,292 --> 01:10:36,667 your Cantonese is not very good 1362 01:10:36,667 --> 01:10:38,042 No way! 1363 01:10:38,042 --> 01:10:40,167 Yes way! 1364 01:10:40,417 --> 01:10:42,667 Then gimme a chance to learn from you 1365 01:10:45,917 --> 01:10:47,917 I can give you another chance... 1366 01:10:48,167 --> 01:10:49,792 If you go talk to someone 1367 01:10:49,792 --> 01:10:51,292 Who? 1368 01:10:52,292 --> 01:10:53,667 The bride 1369 01:10:54,542 --> 01:10:56,042 She's getting married tonight 1370 01:10:56,042 --> 01:10:58,167 but she's terrified 1371 01:10:58,167 --> 01:11:00,042 The problem... 1372 01:11:00,042 --> 01:11:02,167 lies with you 1373 01:11:03,042 --> 01:11:05,292 But I only flirted with her once 1374 01:11:05,417 --> 01:11:07,792 I didn't do anything 1375 01:11:08,417 --> 01:11:09,667 She is... 1376 01:11:11,042 --> 01:11:12,667 your sister 1377 01:11:13,917 --> 01:11:15,667 You just have to do one thing: 1378 01:11:15,667 --> 01:11:16,917 Pretend that your father 1379 01:11:16,917 --> 01:11:19,333 never loved youl! 1380 01:11:23,292 --> 01:11:25,167 Tell me the net worth of our wedding gifts 1381 01:11:25,292 --> 01:11:26,542 You're raking it in from 1382 01:11:26,958 --> 01:11:28,542 these big spenders 1383 01:11:28,542 --> 01:11:29,917 Your net worth is now 1384 01:11:29,917 --> 01:11:31,042 43 photo frames 1385 01:11:31,042 --> 01:11:32,917 and 36 sets of mugs 1386 01:11:33,042 --> 01:11:34,542 See? 1387 01:11:35,042 --> 01:11:36,917 This whole thing seems fishy 1388 01:11:37,542 --> 01:11:39,667 It's all because of Hugh Hugh 1389 01:11:39,917 --> 01:11:42,917 He sold you this "once in a lifetime" opportunity 1390 01:11:42,917 --> 01:11:45,542 Now, you're way over budget 1391 01:11:45,542 --> 01:11:47,542 You should confront him 1392 01:11:47,917 --> 01:11:50,292 What if he flips out on me? 1393 01:11:50,292 --> 01:11:52,292 If we throw a fit before he does 1394 01:11:52,292 --> 01:11:54,042 then we'll make him curl up in fear 1395 01:11:54,417 --> 01:11:55,667 When did you get this smart? 1396 01:11:55,667 --> 01:11:56,667 You know me 1397 01:11:56,667 --> 01:11:58,542 I'm usually the one curling up in fear 1398 01:11:58,542 --> 01:11:59,542 Fine 1399 01:12:00,292 --> 01:12:01,417 This was way too fast so I combined them in one line 1400 01:12:01,417 --> 01:12:02,292 that he'll need to mediate 1401 01:12:02,292 --> 01:12:03,792 We'll make him shit his pants! 1402 01:12:03,917 --> 01:12:04,417 Great! 1403 01:12:04,417 --> 01:12:05,917 But what do we fight about? 1404 01:12:05,917 --> 01:12:08,042 I've seen plenty of pointless arguments 1405 01:12:08,042 --> 01:12:09,792 No matter what he asks, you say 1406 01:12:09,792 --> 01:12:11,167 "This isn't what I want!" 1407 01:12:11,167 --> 01:12:12,042 and that's it 1408 01:12:12,042 --> 01:12:13,667 Can you use a manlier voice? 1409 01:12:14,292 --> 01:12:16,542 "This isn't what I want!" 1410 01:12:19,167 --> 01:12:20,167 What happened? 1411 01:12:20,167 --> 01:12:21,292 What didn't you want? 1412 01:12:21,542 --> 01:12:22,542 This isn't... 1413 01:12:24,042 --> 01:12:25,042 You know it yourself 1414 01:12:25,042 --> 01:12:26,542 Tell him! 1415 01:12:34,542 --> 01:12:35,542 And? 1416 01:12:36,167 --> 01:12:38,167 If you're a man, then tell him yourself! 1417 01:12:40,417 --> 01:12:42,792 I want to hear you say it! 1418 01:12:43,292 --> 01:12:46,417 You two are brothers! Come on... 1419 01:12:49,042 --> 01:12:50,292 He doesn't want my money 1420 01:12:50,292 --> 01:12:52,167 I put two grand in his wallet 1421 01:12:52,167 --> 01:12:53,292 He said it was insulting 1422 01:12:53,292 --> 01:12:55,167 and refused it 1423 01:12:57,042 --> 01:12:58,417 Show some pride 1424 01:12:58,417 --> 01:12:59,917 Return it 1425 01:13:02,542 --> 01:13:03,792 Fine... 1426 01:13:03,958 --> 01:13:05,167 Two grand! 1427 01:13:06,542 --> 01:13:08,542 Why'd you insult him with money? 1428 01:13:10,667 --> 01:13:11,417 You know why 1429 01:13:11,417 --> 01:13:13,167 Tell him! 1430 01:13:14,292 --> 01:13:15,542 It's because you mocked me 1431 01:13:15,917 --> 01:13:17,167 saying I wasted all your money 1432 01:13:17,167 --> 01:13:18,792 on that zombie game 1433 01:13:19,167 --> 01:13:21,292 Now you can't even afford your own wedding! 1434 01:13:21,917 --> 01:13:23,292 That's why I arranged this 1435 01:13:23,292 --> 01:13:26,042 once in a lifetime opportunity 1436 01:13:26,292 --> 01:13:27,792 for all of us to make money 1437 01:13:27,792 --> 01:13:29,667 If everything goes well tonight 1438 01:13:30,417 --> 01:13:31,667 we will 1439 01:13:32,583 --> 01:13:34,042 become... 1440 01:13:34,292 --> 01:13:36,292 the night masters of this place 1441 01:13:38,542 --> 01:13:39,917 What do you mean? 1442 01:13:40,542 --> 01:13:42,292 Imagine, Ocean Park after hours 1443 01:13:42,667 --> 01:13:44,417 we can host weddings 1444 01:13:44,667 --> 01:13:46,042 and even zombie games here 1445 01:13:46,500 --> 01:13:48,667 We can put on any event you can think of 1446 01:13:48,667 --> 01:13:50,917 It'll be glorious when that happens 1447 01:13:51,292 --> 01:13:52,667 That awesome? 1448 01:13:57,042 --> 01:13:59,417 This is Shark Fin King's gift for the bride 1449 01:13:59,417 --> 01:14:01,167 It's paired with the gown 1450 01:14:03,042 --> 01:14:04,542 For your press conference 1451 01:14:04,542 --> 01:14:06,917 I've invited top Youtubers to make clips 1452 01:14:06,917 --> 01:14:08,667 but you have to create some noise 1453 01:14:08,667 --> 01:14:10,542 So you have to announce something 1454 01:14:10,542 --> 01:14:12,792 that can help your popularity bounce back up 1455 01:14:13,542 --> 01:14:14,667 Like what? 1456 01:14:18,417 --> 01:14:19,542 Hey! 1457 01:14:20,167 --> 01:14:21,917 That isn't what I want! 1458 01:14:21,917 --> 01:14:23,917 But it is what people want 1459 01:14:23,917 --> 01:14:24,917 If you don't save your career 1460 01:14:24,917 --> 01:14:26,417 how can you win Josephine back? 1461 01:14:26,417 --> 01:14:27,292 You said it before 1462 01:14:27,292 --> 01:14:29,667 Dreams come true when we work hard 1463 01:14:37,042 --> 01:14:38,417 What are those wings for? 1464 01:14:38,542 --> 01:14:40,042 They're angel wings 1465 01:14:42,292 --> 01:14:43,292 Wait... 1466 01:14:44,167 --> 01:14:45,792 These are shark fins! 1467 01:14:45,792 --> 01:14:48,292 That's right, you're a Shark Fin Angel 1468 01:14:48,292 --> 01:14:51,667 Sixth Uncle didn't just design this gown 1469 01:14:51,917 --> 01:14:54,417 he also wants to give you shark fin wings 1470 01:14:54,417 --> 01:14:56,167 to make you a Shark Fin Angel 1471 01:14:56,167 --> 01:14:58,042 who graces this grand event 1472 01:14:59,292 --> 01:15:02,292 Is he insane?! 1473 01:15:02,417 --> 01:15:05,542 How can there be shark fins at my wedding?! 1474 01:15:06,167 --> 01:15:07,667 This is Ocean Park! 1475 01:15:07,667 --> 01:15:10,042 Shark fins at a wildlife conservationist's wedding... 1476 01:15:13,167 --> 01:15:15,792 It's psychotic! 1477 01:15:16,542 --> 01:15:18,667 We're serving imitation shark fins 1478 01:15:18,667 --> 01:15:20,542 That's what they're promoting 1479 01:15:20,542 --> 01:15:22,792 like how coffee shops also serve decaf 1480 01:15:24,167 --> 01:15:27,042 No, I'm not OK with this 1481 01:15:27,042 --> 01:15:29,792 You're not OK with it yet, or- 1482 01:15:29,917 --> 01:15:33,167 It's too embarrassing 1483 01:15:34,042 --> 01:15:37,417 I'm the bride. I have pride, too 1484 01:15:40,875 --> 01:15:42,292 No big deal 1485 01:15:42,292 --> 01:15:44,042 I can handle it 1486 01:15:44,542 --> 01:15:47,042 I'll talk to Sixth Uncle 1487 01:16:07,292 --> 01:16:08,542 Monica... 1488 01:16:08,542 --> 01:16:10,042 Are you free? 1489 01:16:10,167 --> 01:16:11,917 Someone wants to see you 1490 01:16:11,917 --> 01:16:13,542 I'll be out in a jiffy 1491 01:16:13,542 --> 01:16:14,542 Oh... 1492 01:16:15,417 --> 01:16:16,667 How long is a jiffy? 1493 01:16:19,042 --> 01:16:20,792 Ten minutes 1494 01:16:20,833 --> 01:16:22,042 That's way longer 1495 01:16:22,292 --> 01:16:24,167 than a jiffy 1496 01:16:25,917 --> 01:16:29,917 I told you, it's a figure of speech! 1497 01:16:31,042 --> 01:16:33,667 Cantonese is so hard to figure out 1498 01:16:35,542 --> 01:16:38,417 Did you tell him I'm his sister? 1499 01:16:38,542 --> 01:16:39,667 No 1500 01:16:39,667 --> 01:16:44,042 He said he appreciates you asking him to perform 1501 01:16:51,417 --> 01:16:52,667 Have a seat 1502 01:16:57,917 --> 01:16:59,292 Have some food 1503 01:17:01,417 --> 01:17:06,417 You're offering us food that we paid for? 1504 01:17:06,667 --> 01:17:09,167 It's the thought that counts 1505 01:17:09,667 --> 01:17:10,792 I did that 1506 01:17:11,417 --> 01:17:13,042 because my douchbag dad 1507 01:17:13,167 --> 01:17:14,042 was so harsh 1508 01:17:14,042 --> 01:17:15,417 and never fed me properly 1509 01:17:15,417 --> 01:17:17,667 We had only one meal a day, no seconds 1510 01:17:17,917 --> 01:17:19,917 Why suddenly bring up your dad? 1511 01:17:23,042 --> 01:17:24,542 Childhood trauma 1512 01:17:24,917 --> 01:17:26,792 leaves a lasting impression 1513 01:17:26,917 --> 01:17:28,167 Childhood trauma... 1514 01:17:28,292 --> 01:17:28,917 Yeah 1515 01:17:28,917 --> 01:17:31,292 My old man would get drunk and beat me 1516 01:17:31,792 --> 01:17:32,833 He forced me into child labour 1517 01:17:33,167 --> 01:17:34,792 to do his deliveries 1518 01:17:34,792 --> 01:17:36,417 I had to take these windy, 1519 01:17:36,417 --> 01:17:37,417 dangerous mountain roads 1520 01:17:37,417 --> 01:17:39,667 Every night, I'd hold my head 1521 01:17:39,667 --> 01:17:41,208 while drifting left and right 1522 01:17:41,208 --> 01:17:43,167 on my bicycle... 1523 01:17:45,292 --> 01:17:47,042 That's from "Initial D"! 1524 01:17:47,292 --> 01:17:48,792 Just a coincidence 1525 01:17:48,917 --> 01:17:50,292 He followed a prophecy based on my birth chart 1526 01:17:50,292 --> 01:17:51,917 so that he can become more powerful 1527 01:17:51,917 --> 01:17:53,417 He forced me to practice kung fu 1528 01:17:53,417 --> 01:17:54,417 One year 1529 01:17:54,417 --> 01:17:55,792 he sent me on a quest to bring 1530 01:17:55,792 --> 01:17:56,667 Mud Buddha back 1531 01:17:56,667 --> 01:17:59,792 Hahaha! 1532 01:18:01,417 --> 01:18:03,042 Do you think I'm stupid? 1533 01:18:03,292 --> 01:18:06,042 I've seen "A Man Called Hero" 1534 01:18:06,667 --> 01:18:08,542 It's from "Storm Riders"! 1535 01:18:08,542 --> 01:18:10,917 Meow loves Ekin Cheng! 1536 01:18:15,292 --> 01:18:18,917 Never mind. I'm a terrible liar 1537 01:18:18,917 --> 01:18:20,417 My dad adored me 1538 01:18:24,667 --> 01:18:25,667 Lemme ask you... 1539 01:18:26,042 --> 01:18:28,292 When you were little, how much was your allowance? 1540 01:18:28,542 --> 01:18:29,292 A hundred bucks 1541 01:18:29,292 --> 01:18:30,292 I got ten 1542 01:18:30,292 --> 01:18:32,167 Where did he take you after high school graduation? 1543 01:18:32,167 --> 01:18:32,792 Australia 1544 01:18:32,792 --> 01:18:33,792 Me, Macau 1545 01:18:33,792 --> 01:18:35,917 Where did you watch the New Year fireworks? 1546 01:18:35,917 --> 01:18:36,792 By the harbour. 1547 01:18:37,042 --> 01:18:37,917 I'd sit on his shoulders 1548 01:18:37,917 --> 01:18:38,917 I watched it on TV 1549 01:18:38,917 --> 01:18:41,667 How many times did he take you to Ocean Park? 1550 01:18:47,875 --> 01:18:49,667 Not even once 1551 01:18:54,333 --> 01:18:56,042 When I was little, 1552 01:18:56,042 --> 01:18:57,292 he'd tell me those ads were a scam 1553 01:18:57,292 --> 01:18:59,042 and that Ocean Park didn't exist 1554 01:18:59,542 --> 01:19:01,917 He stuck to his guns even when I got older 1555 01:19:01,917 --> 01:19:03,667 and said the Zoological Gardens 1556 01:19:03,667 --> 01:19:06,292 and public pools were basically Ocean Park 1557 01:19:06,542 --> 01:19:10,167 He treated me like I was 3, but I was 9 already 1558 01:19:10,542 --> 01:19:12,667 When I finally cornered him 1559 01:19:13,083 --> 01:19:14,667 he then told me the truth 1560 01:19:15,250 --> 01:19:16,417 He said... 1561 01:19:22,083 --> 01:19:24,542 He said Ocean Park was for Big Sister 1562 01:19:24,542 --> 01:19:26,417 He wanted to keep that place for her 1563 01:19:28,708 --> 01:19:31,792 Yes, he gave me the world... 1564 01:19:31,792 --> 01:19:34,792 but he kept Ocean Park, which I wanted the most, for you 1565 01:19:37,333 --> 01:19:39,542 He never gave up on you 1566 01:19:41,417 --> 01:19:43,667 so it's time for you to let him go 1567 01:19:54,750 --> 01:19:56,458 Then...have you ever thought of contacting me? 1568 01:19:56,458 --> 01:19:58,792 Have you ever thought of contacting me? 1569 01:20:00,042 --> 01:20:00,792 No, I asked you 1570 01:20:00,917 --> 01:20:03,042 if you ever tried to find me 1571 01:20:03,042 --> 01:20:04,417 But I'm asking you 1572 01:20:04,792 --> 01:20:06,458 if you ever tried to find me 1573 01:20:09,583 --> 01:20:11,167 No, I mean... 1574 01:20:12,417 --> 01:20:14,167 You know I'm your only family 1575 01:20:14,167 --> 01:20:15,458 left in the world now 1576 01:20:15,458 --> 01:20:17,875 And you know you're my only family 1577 01:20:17,875 --> 01:20:19,792 left in the world now 1578 01:20:24,208 --> 01:20:25,917 Don't call me Big Sis 1579 01:20:26,417 --> 01:20:27,917 I can't deal with it yet 1580 01:20:41,750 --> 01:20:43,917 Big Sis 1581 01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:02,542 Little Bro... 1582 01:21:02,917 --> 01:21:04,542 Big Sis... 1583 01:21:05,125 --> 01:21:06,917 Little Bro... 1584 01:21:07,417 --> 01:21:09,000 Big Sis... 1585 01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:10,167 Little Bro... 1586 01:21:15,125 --> 01:21:16,792 Big Sis... 1587 01:21:16,792 --> 01:21:18,292 Little Bro... 1588 01:21:22,042 --> 01:21:23,458 The thing 1589 01:21:23,917 --> 01:21:25,083 I'm most grateful for is that... 1590 01:21:25,458 --> 01:21:26,417 we're both... 1591 01:21:26,708 --> 01:21:28,167 super attractive! 1592 01:21:28,542 --> 01:21:29,417 Yeah... 1593 01:21:29,583 --> 01:21:32,792 None of us look like Dad 1594 01:21:37,167 --> 01:21:38,292 Meow 1595 01:21:38,958 --> 01:21:39,792 Thank you... 1596 01:21:39,792 --> 01:21:41,167 It's OK 1597 01:21:45,792 --> 01:21:47,667 Hey! 1598 01:21:48,042 --> 01:21:49,167 Calm down 1599 01:21:50,125 --> 01:21:52,125 Isn't it a bit messy that 1600 01:21:52,125 --> 01:21:52,917 my brother and my brother-in-law 1601 01:21:52,917 --> 01:21:54,458 like the same girl? 1602 01:21:54,458 --> 01:21:57,792 But the boyfriend of the girl that your brother likes 1603 01:21:57,792 --> 01:21:58,958 is both his sister's ex 1604 01:21:58,958 --> 01:22:01,292 and his sister's brother-in-law 1605 01:22:01,417 --> 01:22:03,792 Isn't that even messier? 1606 01:22:03,792 --> 01:22:05,292 The singer at the wedding is 1607 01:22:05,292 --> 01:22:08,042 entangled with the bride and 1608 01:22:08,042 --> 01:22:09,292 the bride's husband's brother's girlfriend 1609 01:22:09,292 --> 01:22:10,167 That's way messier, no? 1610 01:22:11,125 --> 01:22:12,500 I'll explain later 1611 01:22:12,500 --> 01:22:13,125 Wait 1612 01:22:13,125 --> 01:22:14,625 I need your help 1613 01:22:14,625 --> 01:22:16,250 We have a few hiccups with the wedding- 1614 01:22:16,250 --> 01:22:17,750 What hiccups? 1615 01:22:18,750 --> 01:22:21,000 Bernard said I can't tell you 1616 01:22:23,583 --> 01:22:25,750 Look this way, lovely ladies! 1617 01:22:25,750 --> 01:22:27,500 Smile! Thanks... 1618 01:22:27,500 --> 01:22:28,500 Remember us? 1619 01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:30,500 Monica's ex-colleagues 1620 01:22:30,500 --> 01:22:31,250 Tracy! 1621 01:22:31,500 --> 01:22:33,500 The one obsessed with winning 1622 01:22:33,500 --> 01:22:35,125 I'm so happy for her 1623 01:22:35,125 --> 01:22:36,625 My wife is worth it 1624 01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:38,125 Wow! 1625 01:22:38,625 --> 01:22:39,875 Whoa... 1626 01:22:39,875 --> 01:22:41,500 Thank you! 1627 01:22:42,875 --> 01:22:44,250 So beautiful! 1628 01:22:48,125 --> 01:22:49,000 Bernard! 1629 01:22:49,125 --> 01:22:50,375 Sixth Uncle! 1630 01:22:50,625 --> 01:22:51,875 Yeah! 1631 01:22:52,750 --> 01:22:54,875 This wedding sure is fabulous! 1632 01:22:54,875 --> 01:22:56,625 No one's more fabulous than youl! 1633 01:22:56,625 --> 01:22:59,000 The fab Shark Fin King at your fab wedding 1634 01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:01,000 It's a dream cross over! 1635 01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:02,375 Yes, truly over the top! 1636 01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:04,375 Six, it's plugged in! 1637 01:23:06,375 --> 01:23:08,708 Ladies and Gentlemen, Shark Fin King! 1638 01:23:08,708 --> 01:23:09,750 Bam! 1639 01:23:12,750 --> 01:23:14,500 Seventh and Sixth Uncles, you're... 1640 01:23:14,750 --> 01:23:16,125 Six has forgiven me 1641 01:23:16,125 --> 01:23:17,375 I've waited decades for this! 1642 01:23:17,750 --> 01:23:18,875 The band Beyond once sang 1643 01:23:18,875 --> 01:23:20,750 "The bell chimes a signal to call home" 1644 01:23:20,750 --> 01:23:21,500 Each family 1645 01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:23,500 also waits for a signal to be reunited 1646 01:23:23,500 --> 01:23:24,625 Forget those signals 1647 01:23:24,625 --> 01:23:26,875 We're waiting for Monica's Shark Fin Angel outfit 1648 01:23:26,875 --> 01:23:28,625 so we can show them off together 1649 01:23:28,625 --> 01:23:29,917 Speaking of that, 1650 01:23:30,042 --> 01:23:31,000 I have a suggestion 1651 01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:31,625 For example- 1652 01:23:31,625 --> 01:23:32,750 Wow! 1653 01:23:33,250 --> 01:23:34,250 Wow! 1654 01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:40,250 Gorgeous! 1655 01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:47,000 So beautiful! 1656 01:23:49,250 --> 01:23:50,375 Thank you 1657 01:23:52,375 --> 01:23:53,500 Hi... 1658 01:23:53,875 --> 01:23:55,875 Hello, everyone! 1659 01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:58,125 Shark Fin Angel has 1660 01:23:58,125 --> 01:24:00,125 finally descended upon this grand event 1661 01:24:01,792 --> 01:24:04,750 Aren't you the world-famous and distinguished 1662 01:24:04,875 --> 01:24:07,000 Shark Fin King? 1663 01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:09,000 Angel! 1664 01:24:09,333 --> 01:24:10,500 Let's take a photo 1665 01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:14,000 Look at how awesome and cool we look 1666 01:24:14,125 --> 01:24:15,000 That's right! 1667 01:24:15,875 --> 01:24:17,000 Since you look so cool 1668 01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:19,125 could you start us off with a dance? 1669 01:24:19,125 --> 01:24:20,250 No need for that! 1670 01:24:20,500 --> 01:24:22,125 Great minds think alike! 1671 01:24:22,375 --> 01:24:24,125 Babe, you know how to dance? 1672 01:24:24,125 --> 01:24:25,750 We have a choreographer 1673 01:24:26,500 --> 01:24:27,375 Hi 1674 01:24:27,375 --> 01:24:28,625 I am renowned choreographer, 1675 01:24:28,625 --> 01:24:30,000 Beanpole 1676 01:24:30,458 --> 01:24:32,500 This shark fin dance is easy 1677 01:24:32,500 --> 01:24:34,542 Just follow my lead 1678 01:24:34,542 --> 01:24:35,500 Music! 1679 01:24:49,125 --> 01:24:51,250 Baby girl, don't force yourself 1680 01:24:51,750 --> 01:24:53,167 We're already here, 1681 01:24:53,167 --> 01:24:54,000 might as well go for it 1682 01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:55,875 See how happy they are? 1683 01:24:58,292 --> 01:25:00,000 I'll be your wife soon anyway 1684 01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:02,000 We'll embarrass ourselves together 1685 01:25:24,750 --> 01:25:27,500 Hi! How are you? 1686 01:25:27,875 --> 01:25:29,167 Hi, I'm good 1687 01:25:29,167 --> 01:25:30,500 Just cooking. You? 1688 01:25:31,708 --> 01:25:32,500 Good, 1689 01:25:32,917 --> 01:25:34,125 just doin' business. You? 1690 01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:35,500 Good, 1691 01:25:35,625 --> 01:25:37,000 just cooking. You? 1692 01:25:37,250 --> 01:25:38,083 Good, 1693 01:25:38,417 --> 01:25:39,625 - just doin' bus- - I get it, 1694 01:25:39,625 --> 01:25:41,750 you're both good! 1695 01:25:41,750 --> 01:25:43,125 Get to the point 1696 01:25:45,083 --> 01:25:46,625 I have a problem 1697 01:25:47,625 --> 01:25:50,500 Both Bernard and I have business quotas to meet 1698 01:25:50,833 --> 01:25:52,125 What do you mean? 1699 01:25:52,375 --> 01:25:55,000 There's one solution that may help 1700 01:25:55,083 --> 01:25:56,625 What is it? 1701 01:26:02,042 --> 01:26:03,875 I will announce that 1702 01:26:03,875 --> 01:26:05,625 Meow and I are together again 1703 01:26:06,917 --> 01:26:09,292 We need to be a real couple 1704 01:26:09,292 --> 01:26:11,875 to revive Lung's reputation 1705 01:26:17,125 --> 01:26:19,000 You don't need my permission 1706 01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:20,750 We've broken up, right? 1707 01:26:24,708 --> 01:26:26,000 Everyone... 1708 01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:28,500 Slooberble (Lung's Version) presents... 1709 01:26:28,500 --> 01:26:32,250 the galaxy's only VR combat-style press conference 1710 01:26:32,250 --> 01:26:33,500 starting now! 1711 01:26:33,500 --> 01:26:36,125 Didn't think you'd show up, Tiny Head 1712 01:26:36,125 --> 01:26:38,500 When you got rejected from "Meow's Army" 1713 01:26:38,500 --> 01:26:39,625 didn't you unlike her? 1714 01:26:39,625 --> 01:26:41,625 Of course not! 1715 01:26:41,625 --> 01:26:42,500 I did no such thing 1716 01:26:44,875 --> 01:26:47,875 Save me! Save me! Meow Meow... 1717 01:26:48,208 --> 01:26:51,125 Developed for ten years by Lung himself... 1718 01:26:51,125 --> 01:26:52,708 If you wear your VR glasses 1719 01:26:52,708 --> 01:26:55,250 you can kill zombies and save Meow, here in Ocean Park! 1720 01:26:55,250 --> 01:26:58,125 "Bride Snatchers," coming soon! 1721 01:26:58,250 --> 01:27:00,375 You're awesome, Lung Lung! 1722 01:27:04,458 --> 01:27:05,250 Wow, Lung... 1723 01:27:05,250 --> 01:27:08,250 you also have an announcement to make, right? 1724 01:27:08,250 --> 01:27:09,125 Huh? 1725 01:27:11,292 --> 01:27:12,125 Yes, I do 1726 01:27:12,667 --> 01:27:14,125 There have been lot of rumours 1727 01:27:14,333 --> 01:27:16,000 about my relationship status 1728 01:27:16,542 --> 01:27:17,250 Some say 1729 01:27:17,250 --> 01:27:20,125 they saw my wedding photos with Jo-Jo Thin 1730 01:27:20,125 --> 01:27:22,375 There are too many lies in this world 1731 01:27:22,375 --> 01:27:24,125 To avoid further misunderstandings... 1732 01:27:24,125 --> 01:27:25,417 Meow and I have decided to 1733 01:27:25,542 --> 01:27:27,375 tell the truth 1734 01:27:28,333 --> 01:27:30,875 You can all stop guessing 1735 01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:32,250 Meow and I... 1736 01:27:34,167 --> 01:27:35,750 have been dating all this time 1737 01:27:36,500 --> 01:27:38,625 Lung and I... 1738 01:27:38,625 --> 01:27:39,917 are bedfellows! 1739 01:27:39,917 --> 01:27:43,500 LungMeow, together again! 1740 01:27:44,958 --> 01:27:45,750 To the right! 1741 01:27:45,750 --> 01:27:46,750 To the left, please! 1742 01:27:47,125 --> 01:27:48,875 How about a hug? 1743 01:27:49,875 --> 01:27:51,500 How about a kiss? 1744 01:27:51,583 --> 01:28:01,875 - Kiss, kiss! - Don't kiss... 1745 01:28:16,333 --> 01:28:17,458 Are you OK? 1746 01:28:17,458 --> 01:28:18,458 Are you OK? 1747 01:28:18,458 --> 01:28:20,625 Who threw that? 1748 01:28:23,667 --> 01:28:24,875 Are you OK? 1749 01:28:25,333 --> 01:28:27,375 What was that for? 1750 01:28:27,375 --> 01:28:28,625 I don't know 1751 01:28:28,625 --> 01:28:30,375 I couldn't control myself 1752 01:28:30,750 --> 01:28:32,250 Didn't he give you a heads up? 1753 01:28:32,375 --> 01:28:33,750 Please stop sabotaging him 1754 01:28:33,750 --> 01:28:35,500 This is serious business! 1755 01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:38,500 So only money matters are considered "serious business"? 1756 01:28:38,625 --> 01:28:39,750 Who decided that? 1757 01:28:39,875 --> 01:28:42,875 But you said you're OK with it 1758 01:28:44,458 --> 01:28:46,042 You think going on stage 1759 01:28:46,042 --> 01:28:48,125 to declare my feelings for a man I don't love 1760 01:28:48,625 --> 01:28:49,917 makes me feel good? 1761 01:28:49,917 --> 01:28:53,458 See? She doesn't love me! 1762 01:28:53,458 --> 01:28:54,333 You think that 1763 01:28:54,333 --> 01:28:57,458 standing there watching you 1764 01:28:57,458 --> 01:28:58,333 declare your love 1765 01:28:58,333 --> 01:29:00,333 for a man that I dated 1766 01:29:00,333 --> 01:29:01,375 for a over a decade 1767 01:29:01,375 --> 01:29:02,750 makes me feel good? 1768 01:29:08,375 --> 01:29:12,125 I've put my ego aside to help everyone 1769 01:29:12,583 --> 01:29:13,875 Why are you being like this? 1770 01:29:15,125 --> 01:29:17,875 She's just venting 1771 01:29:17,875 --> 01:29:20,167 Yeah, she's been under a lot of pressure lately 1772 01:29:21,625 --> 01:29:22,708 under a lot of pressure lately 1773 01:29:22,708 --> 01:29:24,042 Don't take it personally 1774 01:29:24,042 --> 01:29:26,208 Why are you all 1775 01:29:26,208 --> 01:29:27,417 standing by her? 1776 01:29:27,833 --> 01:29:29,042 No, we aren't 1777 01:29:29,417 --> 01:29:30,750 But look! 1778 01:29:33,875 --> 01:29:35,083 Wasn't intentional... 1779 01:29:36,542 --> 01:29:38,125 You're comforting her 1780 01:29:38,583 --> 01:29:40,250 because you think she's right? 1781 01:29:43,875 --> 01:29:45,125 We're all a family 1782 01:29:45,125 --> 01:29:46,625 Let's just call a truce 1783 01:29:46,792 --> 01:29:48,750 This isn't what I want! 1784 01:29:50,458 --> 01:29:51,875 Fine! 1785 01:29:52,333 --> 01:29:55,125 As your de facto big sister-in-law, I can handle anything! 1786 01:29:55,750 --> 01:29:56,625 I will... 1787 01:29:57,167 --> 01:29:58,000 take the blame 1788 01:29:58,750 --> 01:30:00,375 No need to burden yourself 1789 01:30:02,375 --> 01:30:04,625 You can drop the "big sister-in-law" title 1790 01:30:04,625 --> 01:30:05,958 Big Brother told me- 1791 01:30:05,958 --> 01:30:07,375 No! 1792 01:30:09,250 --> 01:30:11,625 If we respect her, then we should tell her 1793 01:30:13,875 --> 01:30:15,375 Big Brother... 1794 01:30:16,792 --> 01:30:19,125 actually wanted to break up with you 1795 01:30:21,750 --> 01:30:23,125 He's been gone this long 1796 01:30:23,833 --> 01:30:25,375 so that you can... 1797 01:30:25,375 --> 01:30:27,875 have some time to cool off 1798 01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:30,250 and slowly get over him 1799 01:30:37,292 --> 01:30:38,500 Why? 1800 01:30:39,875 --> 01:30:42,125 Why'd you have to say it out loud? 1801 01:30:44,875 --> 01:30:48,000 You think I don't know what my man is thinking? 1802 01:30:50,958 --> 01:30:52,250 It's just that... 1803 01:30:53,625 --> 01:30:55,875 it happened so suddenly 1804 01:31:04,875 --> 01:31:06,125 Because of him 1805 01:31:08,083 --> 01:31:11,458 I have a home in Hong Kong... 1806 01:31:13,542 --> 01:31:16,375 and have you guys as family 1807 01:31:18,208 --> 01:31:20,375 Everything was going fine 1808 01:31:21,250 --> 01:31:23,125 Then, suddenly... 1809 01:31:23,708 --> 01:31:24,958 b my baby 1810 01:31:25,250 --> 01:31:29,625 just vanished into thin air 1811 01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:34,000 He just left me two words: 1812 01:31:35,375 --> 01:31:36,750 "See you." 1813 01:31:38,875 --> 01:31:40,667 I thought he meant 1814 01:31:40,667 --> 01:31:43,500 he'd just see me later 1815 01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:47,250 But it actually meant... 1816 01:31:48,250 --> 01:31:49,750 good bye 1817 01:31:52,708 --> 01:31:54,000 Do you know... 1818 01:31:55,083 --> 01:31:57,250 what's the scariest thing about this silence? 1819 01:31:58,292 --> 01:31:59,792 You don't even know 1820 01:32:00,375 --> 01:32:02,875 you're losing something 1821 01:32:05,000 --> 01:32:07,250 while you're losing it 1822 01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:14,500 After losing something so calmly... 1823 01:32:19,500 --> 01:32:22,125 you'll never find peace again 1824 01:32:26,792 --> 01:32:29,083 Every day, I wonder... 1825 01:32:30,042 --> 01:32:31,125 what am I to 1826 01:32:31,417 --> 01:32:32,792 this family? 1827 01:32:35,417 --> 01:32:39,083 Maybe I was trying too hard 1828 01:32:39,333 --> 01:32:41,375 Maybe it was wishful thinking 1829 01:32:48,375 --> 01:32:49,792 To be honest, I never wanted 1830 01:32:50,792 --> 01:32:53,125 to call you the "de facto Big Sister-In-Law" 1831 01:32:54,875 --> 01:32:55,958 You're family 1832 01:32:55,958 --> 01:32:57,500 not because of who you're dating... 1833 01:32:59,042 --> 01:33:01,042 it's because you're you 1834 01:33:02,833 --> 01:33:04,458 You're Meow 1835 01:33:04,750 --> 01:33:07,167 And Meow is family to us 1836 01:33:10,542 --> 01:33:12,875 Actually, I keep saying 1837 01:33:12,875 --> 01:33:15,625 "de facto"... 1838 01:33:16,458 --> 01:33:18,042 but I don't even know 1839 01:33:18,042 --> 01:33:19,875 what that means! 1840 01:33:20,500 --> 01:33:21,875 I just thought 1841 01:33:22,375 --> 01:33:25,250 Latin sounded nice! 1842 01:33:27,500 --> 01:33:28,750 Silly girl 1843 01:33:29,125 --> 01:33:30,250 Latin makes 1844 01:33:30,250 --> 01:33:33,500 everything sound better 1845 01:33:34,250 --> 01:33:35,875 "Et tu, Josephine." 1846 01:33:36,125 --> 01:33:37,792 "Carpe diem, you jerk." 1847 01:33:37,792 --> 01:33:40,250 "Sic vita est, Meow." 1848 01:33:42,125 --> 01:33:45,625 Josephine, I want to "sic" you, too 1849 01:33:45,750 --> 01:33:47,000 Yikes! 1850 01:33:48,250 --> 01:33:51,625 Yikes, take a seat... 1851 01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:53,125 Are you OK? 1852 01:33:54,500 --> 01:33:55,500 Are you...? 1853 01:33:56,292 --> 01:33:57,000 Really?! 1854 01:33:57,000 --> 01:33:58,000 Shh... 1855 01:33:58,375 --> 01:33:59,208 When? 1856 01:33:59,208 --> 01:34:00,000 Shh...! 1857 01:34:00,417 --> 01:34:01,375 Whose? 1858 01:34:01,375 --> 01:34:02,375 Who else?! 1859 01:34:03,875 --> 01:34:06,500 I'm Ss rry! 1860 01:34:06,500 --> 01:34:08,750 So sorry... 1861 01:34:08,875 --> 01:34:11,375 I couldn't control myself, either 1862 01:34:13,083 --> 01:34:15,542 What's the big deal? It's just nausea 1863 01:34:15,542 --> 01:34:16,875 You dummy 1864 01:34:16,875 --> 01:34:18,167 Josephine is... 1865 01:34:18,167 --> 01:34:19,125 I know! 1866 01:34:19,417 --> 01:34:20,708 She got fat 1867 01:34:20,708 --> 01:34:22,625 She's no good at dieting 1868 01:34:25,250 --> 01:34:26,625 The influencers haven't left 1869 01:34:26,625 --> 01:34:28,375 They're gonna stream your shark fin show 1870 01:34:28,375 --> 01:34:29,167 Really? 1871 01:34:29,167 --> 01:34:30,750 Make it look spectacular 1872 01:34:30,875 --> 01:34:31,875 and we've got this in the bag 1873 01:34:31,875 --> 01:34:32,750 Will do! 1874 01:34:34,042 --> 01:34:35,750 Time for the grand finale 1875 01:34:35,750 --> 01:34:36,875 In positions, guys! 1876 01:34:36,875 --> 01:34:38,625 I need to get changed 1877 01:34:38,625 --> 01:34:39,750 How much time left? 1878 01:34:39,750 --> 01:34:40,875 A while 1879 01:34:42,292 --> 01:34:43,375 "A while" means... 1880 01:34:44,667 --> 01:34:46,125 Twenty-five minutes 1881 01:34:47,625 --> 01:34:50,000 Twenty-five minutes... 1882 01:34:50,917 --> 01:34:52,000 That really 1883 01:34:52,375 --> 01:34:53,875 is a while! 1884 01:34:56,875 --> 01:34:58,875 Cantonese is so hard to figure out 1885 01:34:58,875 --> 01:34:59,792 Baby girl, 1886 01:35:00,042 --> 01:35:01,750 quickly go get dressed 1887 01:35:01,750 --> 01:35:03,375 and become a beautiful princess, OK? 1888 01:35:10,000 --> 01:35:11,250 Everyone 1889 01:35:11,250 --> 01:35:13,083 Shark Fin King presents: 1890 01:35:13,083 --> 01:35:15,500 Super Shark Fin Tasting Ceremony... 1891 01:35:15,500 --> 01:35:16,875 starting now! 1892 01:35:16,875 --> 01:35:19,125 Great! 1893 01:35:19,125 --> 01:35:21,250 Please welcome our star: 1894 01:35:21,250 --> 01:35:24,125 Shark Fin King, Gwai Chan! 1895 01:35:24,125 --> 01:35:25,125 Sixth Uncle! 1896 01:35:29,000 --> 01:35:30,375 I sell shark fins 1897 01:35:30,875 --> 01:35:32,000 Shark fins are delicious! 1898 01:35:32,000 --> 01:35:33,625 Can you Google whether... 1899 01:35:33,625 --> 01:35:35,500 Shark Fin King really sells imitation shark fins? 1900 01:35:37,375 --> 01:35:39,000 Told you, you can't fool her 1901 01:35:39,292 --> 01:35:40,958 I'm just doing my job! 1902 01:35:43,375 --> 01:35:45,125 ...1t's like being eaten by a shark 1903 01:35:45,333 --> 01:35:48,167 Tiny Head's stream has over 10,000 viewers 1904 01:35:48,875 --> 01:35:51,875 Thank you, Your Majesty please take your seat 1905 01:35:52,500 --> 01:35:54,500 Ladies and gentlemen 1906 01:35:54,500 --> 01:35:56,750 Please welcome tonight's chef 1907 01:35:56,750 --> 01:36:00,125 Blazing Chef, Jo-Jo Thin! 1908 01:36:14,833 --> 01:36:16,208 That's just a roasted pigeon 1909 01:36:16,458 --> 01:36:17,750 That's what it is, right? 1910 01:36:18,000 --> 01:36:19,375 I thought we're having shark fin 1911 01:36:20,667 --> 01:36:22,333 Huh? Jo-Jo Thin has presented 1912 01:36:22,333 --> 01:36:23,875 a roasted pigeon! 1913 01:36:24,167 --> 01:36:27,000 Does she have a trick up her sleeve? 1914 01:36:27,000 --> 01:36:28,250 Is that...? 1915 01:36:28,625 --> 01:36:29,750 Yes 1916 01:36:29,750 --> 01:36:30,750 Really? 1917 01:36:30,750 --> 01:36:31,500 Yes 1918 01:36:31,500 --> 01:36:32,500 How long? 1919 01:36:32,583 --> 01:36:33,375 Decades 1920 01:36:33,375 --> 01:36:34,250 Who? 1921 01:36:34,250 --> 01:36:35,375 My grandma 1922 01:36:35,583 --> 01:36:36,875 No wonder... 1923 01:36:37,250 --> 01:36:38,542 What is she talking about? 1924 01:36:38,542 --> 01:36:40,250 Ladies and gentlemen... 1925 01:36:40,250 --> 01:36:41,250 This dish... 1926 01:36:41,833 --> 01:36:44,000 is the long-lost local culinary legend... 1927 01:36:44,000 --> 01:36:46,875 The Magic Crane! 1928 01:36:47,333 --> 01:36:48,958 This dish was considered lost 1929 01:36:48,958 --> 01:36:50,583 because of how difficult it was to make 1930 01:36:50,583 --> 01:36:52,875 First, open a small hole on the pigeon's neck 1931 01:36:52,875 --> 01:36:54,375 then delicately, skillfully 1932 01:36:54,375 --> 01:36:57,750 pull out the entire sternum 1933 01:36:57,750 --> 01:37:00,250 then stuff the pigeon's neck 1934 01:37:00,250 --> 01:37:01,875 with shark fins and ingredients 1935 01:37:01,875 --> 01:37:04,125 Seal the hole, then apply dark soy sauce 1936 01:37:04,375 --> 01:37:06,750 and fry it until crispy 1937 01:37:07,542 --> 01:37:10,000 Finally, it is slow cooked until tender 1938 01:37:10,375 --> 01:37:13,125 so that the outside is full and firm 1939 01:37:13,625 --> 01:37:15,125 When it's sliced open 1940 01:37:15,125 --> 01:37:17,375 strands of shiny shark fin 1941 01:37:17,375 --> 01:37:21,500 will ooze out along with soup and gravy 1942 01:37:23,125 --> 01:37:24,750 Have a taste 1943 01:37:26,000 --> 01:37:28,708 Every step takes real skills 1944 01:37:28,708 --> 01:37:30,875 You don't need an expert to tell 1945 01:37:31,875 --> 01:37:33,500 But I am an expert! 1946 01:37:34,250 --> 01:37:35,875 You can try it now 1947 01:37:42,167 --> 01:37:43,625 Every strand of fin... 1948 01:37:44,500 --> 01:37:47,125 has absorbed the essence of soup and pigeon meat 1949 01:37:47,500 --> 01:37:48,750 The taste is so rich 1950 01:37:48,750 --> 01:37:50,375 And the savoriness... 1951 01:37:50,375 --> 01:37:51,667 It's so good that... 1952 01:37:53,250 --> 01:37:54,792 it's swept me off my feet 1953 01:37:54,792 --> 01:37:57,542 Well done! 1954 01:37:57,542 --> 01:37:58,875 Good job, Josephine! 1955 01:38:05,208 --> 01:38:07,625 We're blowing up! So many likes! 1956 01:38:08,208 --> 01:38:10,250 This is all wrong! 1957 01:38:15,750 --> 01:38:17,750 Don't you know that eating shark fin is wrong? 1958 01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:20,250 It's not in line with sustainable development! 1959 01:38:20,250 --> 01:38:22,000 You're destroying marine ecology 1960 01:38:22,000 --> 01:38:25,750 and making sharks go extinct! 1961 01:38:25,750 --> 01:38:27,250 Settle down 1962 01:38:27,250 --> 01:38:28,250 Don't you get it? 1963 01:38:28,250 --> 01:38:28,875 I get it 1964 01:38:28,875 --> 01:38:30,625 But you're still eating it! 1965 01:38:33,375 --> 01:38:35,625 There are many sins in this world 1966 01:38:35,750 --> 01:38:37,375 but people commit them anyway 1967 01:38:38,000 --> 01:38:39,000 Let's talk things out 1968 01:38:39,000 --> 01:38:40,000 We're beyond talking! 1969 01:38:40,833 --> 01:38:44,125 Secrets and lies have no place in a marriage! 1970 01:38:45,917 --> 01:38:47,000 Bride... 1971 01:38:47,750 --> 01:38:49,000 I'll take it from here 1972 01:38:54,042 --> 01:38:57,000 You think the delicious dish you had was shark fin? 1973 01:38:57,000 --> 01:38:59,375 The best shark fin I've had in five years 1974 01:38:59,500 --> 01:39:00,250 Thank you 1975 01:39:00,250 --> 01:39:01,250 But... 1976 01:39:01,250 --> 01:39:02,958 that wasn't shark fin 1977 01:39:02,958 --> 01:39:04,000 Impossible! 1978 01:39:04,167 --> 01:39:07,125 I've had every imitation shark fin money can buy 1979 01:39:07,125 --> 01:39:08,625 There's no way I can't tell 1980 01:39:08,625 --> 01:39:10,000 Because I didn't buy it in stores 1981 01:39:10,250 --> 01:39:12,500 I made it with my own hands 1982 01:39:13,125 --> 01:39:14,750 Shark fin is originally flavorless 1983 01:39:14,750 --> 01:39:17,125 so what I needed to recreate is its texture 1984 01:39:17,458 --> 01:39:18,625 And the closest thing 1985 01:39:18,625 --> 01:39:21,500 is the collagen in cuttlefish bones 1986 01:39:22,125 --> 01:39:24,000 How'd you cook the cuttlefish bones? 1987 01:39:24,000 --> 01:39:25,250 That's the hard part 1988 01:39:25,250 --> 01:39:26,125 First 1989 01:39:26,125 --> 01:39:29,000 I boiled cuttlefish bones in fish bone soup 1990 01:39:29,000 --> 01:39:32,375 Then I blended them until they become thick 1991 01:39:32,375 --> 01:39:34,000 Add cabbage powder 1992 01:39:34,000 --> 01:39:34,875 thickener 1993 01:39:34,875 --> 01:39:35,625 and fish gelatin powder 1994 01:39:35,625 --> 01:39:37,333 Boil, then freeze it 1995 01:39:37,833 --> 01:39:41,125 After pressing it into the shape of shark fin 1996 01:39:41,292 --> 01:39:45,000 I used the Magic Crane's cooking method 1997 01:39:45,000 --> 01:39:47,125 to give it its super rich flavour 1998 01:39:47,125 --> 01:39:52,250 So you'll forget the shark fins' original taste 1999 01:39:52,500 --> 01:39:53,625 Cuz cooking 2000 01:39:53,625 --> 01:39:56,375 is the avenue for playing with the truth! 2001 01:39:56,375 --> 01:39:58,625 You've managed to fool even me, the Shark Fin King 2002 01:39:58,625 --> 01:39:59,500 Impressive! 2003 01:39:59,708 --> 01:40:02,125 Good job! 2004 01:40:05,625 --> 01:40:07,125 Taste is an illusion 2005 01:40:07,125 --> 01:40:08,625 but ingredients are absolute 2006 01:40:14,000 --> 01:40:15,875 Turning reality into fantasy 2007 01:40:16,750 --> 01:40:18,000 is not hard if you put your heart in it 2008 01:40:19,750 --> 01:40:22,750 But to rediscover reality 2009 01:40:23,125 --> 01:40:25,250 inside the illusion... 2010 01:40:27,000 --> 01:40:28,750 It's like picking at 2011 01:40:30,375 --> 01:40:34,292 a relationship that has experienced too much 2012 01:40:35,375 --> 01:40:37,125 to retrieve its original essence 2013 01:40:39,125 --> 01:40:41,125 It may have long melted away 2014 01:40:43,875 --> 01:40:46,125 Because no matter how hard you look... 2015 01:40:47,833 --> 01:40:49,708 it cannot be found again 2016 01:40:59,625 --> 01:41:01,500 Our head chef... 2017 01:41:01,500 --> 01:41:04,750 Blazing Chef, Jo-Jo Thin! 2018 01:41:06,875 --> 01:41:08,000 The idea is so good 2019 01:41:08,000 --> 01:41:09,125 we should steal it 2020 01:41:09,333 --> 01:41:10,750 to sell imitation shark fins 2021 01:41:10,958 --> 01:41:13,125 Nah, Six hates fake goods with a passion 2022 01:41:13,250 --> 01:41:14,375 It's the principle of it all 2023 01:41:14,375 --> 01:41:15,667 He'll never change 2024 01:41:15,667 --> 01:41:18,250 Your Majesty, you can sell imitation shark fins, too 2025 01:41:19,250 --> 01:41:20,625 I have an announcement! 2026 01:41:22,083 --> 01:41:23,292 Starting today 2027 01:41:23,292 --> 01:41:24,333 Shark Fin King... 2028 01:41:24,333 --> 01:41:25,375 will sell counterfeits 2029 01:41:25,750 --> 01:41:27,125 We'll sell imitation shark fins! 2030 01:41:27,958 --> 01:41:28,917 Six! 2031 01:41:39,583 --> 01:41:40,875 Beep Beep... 2032 01:41:45,708 --> 01:41:46,750 Seventh Uncle 2033 01:41:46,750 --> 01:41:48,250 I want to know... 2034 01:41:48,250 --> 01:41:50,000 when did you make amends with Sixth Uncle? 2035 01:41:50,500 --> 01:41:53,750 We're brothers, no need to mend things 2036 01:41:53,750 --> 01:41:54,750 Indeed 2037 01:41:54,750 --> 01:41:56,458 To quote Ekin Cheng's song 2038 01:41:56,458 --> 01:41:58,375 "Forget what is right or wrong, and cherish past memories" 2039 01:41:58,958 --> 01:42:02,125 Between brothers, nothing matters more than blood 2040 01:42:03,083 --> 01:42:04,250 Remember that 2041 01:42:04,500 --> 01:42:05,583 Smart 2042 01:42:07,000 --> 01:42:08,750 Monica... 2043 01:42:09,500 --> 01:42:10,875 Let us talk 2044 01:42:12,833 --> 01:42:14,250 Today's a blessed day 2045 01:42:14,625 --> 01:42:15,875 Please make a call 2046 01:42:17,000 --> 01:42:18,208 and forgive your sister 2047 01:42:22,125 --> 01:42:23,042 Sister? 2048 01:42:24,125 --> 01:42:26,042 I have a sister? 2049 01:42:26,667 --> 01:42:29,292 She's also named Monica 2050 01:42:29,292 --> 01:42:32,792 Your twin who dated their big brother? 2051 01:42:32,917 --> 01:42:35,792 Lung and Bernard told me about her 2052 01:42:42,833 --> 01:42:43,958 Sixth Uncle 2053 01:42:45,083 --> 01:42:47,042 That twin sister... 2054 01:42:47,167 --> 01:42:48,167 is me 2055 01:42:48,708 --> 01:42:49,667 Which means 2056 01:42:49,917 --> 01:42:51,292 I am that twin sister 2057 01:42:51,792 --> 01:42:52,583 But... 2058 01:42:53,042 --> 01:42:54,667 I don't have a twin sister 2059 01:42:57,292 --> 01:42:59,167 So I'm me 2060 01:42:59,167 --> 01:43:01,250 I'm the one who dated Big Brother 2061 01:43:01,250 --> 01:43:02,542 and I'm also the one 2062 01:43:02,542 --> 01:43:04,417 marrying Bernard 2063 01:43:07,917 --> 01:43:09,167 Got it? 2064 01:43:20,917 --> 01:43:21,917 Tramp! 2065 01:43:22,250 --> 01:43:23,417 Who's a tramp? 2066 01:43:24,042 --> 01:43:25,167 He also said it last time! 2067 01:43:26,375 --> 01:43:27,917 That was a different matter! 2068 01:43:28,000 --> 01:43:29,000 Let's stick to this 2069 01:43:29,000 --> 01:43:30,417 Don't change the topic! 2070 01:43:31,375 --> 01:43:34,417 You're openly making a cuckold out of your brother 2071 01:43:34,417 --> 01:43:35,792 and coveting his wife 2072 01:43:35,792 --> 01:43:37,042 Where's your loyalty?! 2073 01:43:37,042 --> 01:43:37,917 What cuckold?! 2074 01:43:37,917 --> 01:43:38,917 You're the cuck! 2075 01:43:39,292 --> 01:43:40,667 What are you saying?! 2076 01:43:40,792 --> 01:43:42,417 My reputation precedes me 2077 01:43:42,417 --> 01:43:43,375 I'm no cuck! 2078 01:43:43,375 --> 01:43:44,417 Just look at what you're wearing! 2079 01:43:47,542 --> 01:43:48,542 Stay on topic! 2080 01:43:48,542 --> 01:43:49,917 We're talking about you stealing your brother's girl! 2081 01:43:49,917 --> 01:43:51,042 Big Brother didn't even object 2082 01:43:51,042 --> 01:43:52,750 what's it to you?! 2083 01:43:52,750 --> 01:43:54,042 Chan family business is my business 2084 01:43:54,042 --> 01:43:55,417 My dad's surname is Lee 2085 01:43:55,417 --> 01:43:56,917 so it's Lee family business! 2086 01:43:56,917 --> 01:43:58,292 You changed your name to Chan 2087 01:43:58,292 --> 01:43:59,042 so it's my business! 2088 01:43:59,042 --> 01:44:00,208 It's my business! 2089 01:44:00,208 --> 01:44:01,042 First you're a Chan 2090 01:44:01,042 --> 01:44:02,042 now you're a Lee 2091 01:44:02,083 --> 01:44:03,167 So whose business is it?! 2092 01:44:03,167 --> 01:44:04,417 None of your business! 2093 01:44:04,417 --> 01:44:05,792 Call me nosy, then! 2094 01:44:05,792 --> 01:44:07,417 Why else am I here supporting you?! 2095 01:44:07,417 --> 01:44:10,167 I'm paying good money to sponsor you 2096 01:44:10,167 --> 01:44:11,917 Big deal! I don't want your money! 2097 01:44:11,917 --> 01:44:12,917 Take it all back! 2098 01:44:12,917 --> 01:44:13,917 Ingrate! 2099 01:44:14,292 --> 01:44:16,167 You said you can't afford this 2100 01:44:16,167 --> 01:44:17,625 and begged me for help! 2101 01:44:24,417 --> 01:44:25,167 Don't flip out... 2102 01:44:25,167 --> 01:44:25,708 Backstabber! 2103 01:44:25,708 --> 01:44:27,167 If you flip out, it'll all be for nothing 2104 01:44:27,167 --> 01:44:28,667 Let's keep up the appearance 2105 01:44:28,792 --> 01:44:30,417 Monica, I got this 2106 01:44:31,792 --> 01:44:33,167 Have a seat 2107 01:44:33,417 --> 01:44:36,125 Alright, our family has come together 2108 01:44:36,125 --> 01:44:37,750 to give you guys a good show 2109 01:44:37,750 --> 01:44:38,583 But the show's over now 2110 01:44:38,583 --> 01:44:40,042 Everything's cool! 2111 01:44:42,292 --> 01:44:44,042 You leech! 2112 01:44:44,167 --> 01:44:45,667 You're destined to be a loser 2113 01:44:45,708 --> 01:44:48,417 No wonder the whole family still calls you... 2114 01:44:48,708 --> 01:44:49,917 Red-headed! 2115 01:44:53,167 --> 01:44:54,292 Red-headed my ass! 2116 01:45:00,417 --> 01:45:02,292 How dare you flip out?! 2117 01:45:05,042 --> 01:45:05,917 You're a celebrity 2118 01:45:05,917 --> 01:45:07,042 A celebrity! 2119 01:45:07,292 --> 01:45:09,583 Chill! 2120 01:45:14,417 --> 01:45:16,167 If you have the guts, wait here 2121 01:45:16,917 --> 01:45:18,417 I'll be back! 2122 01:45:35,542 --> 01:45:36,917 Look this way! 2123 01:45:36,917 --> 01:45:37,542 We're filming you! 2124 01:45:37,542 --> 01:45:39,167 I've got 5,000 viewers! 2125 01:45:39,167 --> 01:45:40,292 Look here! 2126 01:45:40,292 --> 01:45:42,292 Is it true you can't pay tonight's bills? 2127 01:45:42,292 --> 01:45:43,917 You really stole your brother's girl? 2128 01:45:43,917 --> 01:45:44,917 How trampy is your wife? 2129 01:45:44,917 --> 01:45:47,292 Is this big spender thing just an act? 2130 01:45:47,292 --> 01:45:50,167 You've made your big brother a cuckold 2131 01:45:50,167 --> 01:45:52,417 will you cuck your little brother, too? 2132 01:45:54,292 --> 01:45:56,292 I told you so 2133 01:45:56,917 --> 01:45:58,542 I told you 2134 01:45:58,542 --> 01:46:01,417 not to let people see through you. 2135 01:46:01,417 --> 01:46:03,292 Is this how I raised you? 2136 01:46:03,542 --> 01:46:05,917 You're now the butt of their jokes 2137 01:46:05,917 --> 01:46:07,667 There goes all your glory 2138 01:46:12,042 --> 01:46:14,083 A useless man 2139 01:46:14,333 --> 01:46:16,542 who loses his cool 2140 01:46:16,917 --> 01:46:18,667 will never keep 2141 01:46:18,667 --> 01:46:20,792 the family united 2142 01:46:43,167 --> 01:46:46,667 Leave my brother alone! 2143 01:46:48,917 --> 01:46:50,583 You invited us here to spread the news 2144 01:46:50,583 --> 01:46:52,042 and get you trending online 2145 01:46:52,042 --> 01:46:53,083 And now you're shooing us away? 2146 01:46:53,083 --> 01:46:54,292 Who do you think we are?! 2147 01:46:54,292 --> 01:46:55,542 Just go! 2148 01:46:55,542 --> 01:46:56,417 Push! 2149 01:46:57,292 --> 01:46:58,917 Beat it! 2150 01:46:59,792 --> 01:47:00,792 Stop filming! 2151 01:47:08,542 --> 01:47:09,792 You've got us! 2152 01:47:10,917 --> 01:47:12,167 You're heavier than me! 2153 01:47:12,292 --> 01:47:13,792 I don't understand! 2154 01:47:15,417 --> 01:47:16,167 Hey! 2155 01:47:17,917 --> 01:47:18,917 I'm sorry 2156 01:47:28,417 --> 01:47:29,917 Stop! 2157 01:47:30,542 --> 01:47:32,542 Are you with these two brothers... 2158 01:47:33,417 --> 01:47:34,458 Shut up! 2159 01:47:34,458 --> 01:47:36,167 I'm Mark Gor! 2160 01:47:36,292 --> 01:47:37,667 Film me instead! 2161 01:47:41,292 --> 01:47:43,792 Why must you force my hand? 2162 01:47:45,042 --> 01:47:47,292 It's Mark Gor! 2163 01:47:59,333 --> 01:48:00,167 Where's Bernard? 2164 01:48:00,167 --> 01:48:02,417 We'll find him later, let's go 2165 01:48:17,542 --> 01:48:19,375 He's not answering 2166 01:48:20,458 --> 01:48:22,542 Where could he have gone to? 2167 01:49:10,167 --> 01:49:11,542 When my mom 2168 01:49:12,625 --> 01:49:14,958 married Big Brother's dad... 2169 01:49:16,458 --> 01:49:18,917 She was lovely to Big Brother 2170 01:49:20,958 --> 01:49:23,667 But she was always harsh to me, her real son 2171 01:49:26,250 --> 01:49:27,917 Mom said... 2172 01:49:30,833 --> 01:49:32,542 since I'm a red-headed stepchild 2173 01:49:35,208 --> 01:49:37,917 I have to make everyone think that 2174 01:49:38,458 --> 01:49:40,792 I'm a super good boy 2175 01:49:41,375 --> 01:49:43,167 even if I have to pretend 2176 01:49:46,333 --> 01:49:49,167 That's why I hate being called that name 2177 01:49:51,375 --> 01:49:52,792 It's like my original sin 2178 01:49:56,208 --> 01:49:57,417 One day 2179 01:49:57,792 --> 01:50:00,042 Mom took me to the aquarium 2180 01:50:00,375 --> 01:50:02,417 She suddenly asked me... 2181 01:50:03,458 --> 01:50:04,917 "You know why 2182 01:50:05,625 --> 01:50:08,208 sharks look so well-behaved in aquariums 2183 01:50:09,250 --> 01:50:10,792 even with those 2184 01:50:11,708 --> 01:50:12,917 big, sharp teeth? 2185 01:50:14,542 --> 01:50:18,292 Because those sharks ate their fill 2186 01:50:18,542 --> 01:50:20,042 while people weren't looking 2187 01:50:20,917 --> 01:50:23,417 so they can come out looking happy and peaceful 2188 01:50:23,792 --> 01:50:24,917 to please everyone 2189 01:50:26,167 --> 01:50:27,292 A person's 2190 01:50:28,458 --> 01:50:29,417 worst and 2191 01:50:31,917 --> 01:50:33,500 most vulnerable sides 2192 01:50:33,792 --> 01:50:35,292 should always be hidden from others 2193 01:50:36,458 --> 01:50:39,417 Only show your best side to people" 2194 01:50:50,333 --> 01:50:52,167 I hate it when people lie 2195 01:51:00,333 --> 01:51:02,042 Honestly, I was so mad at you 2196 01:51:06,833 --> 01:51:08,917 But then, I thought... 2197 01:51:10,625 --> 01:51:11,792 Sure... 2198 01:51:12,208 --> 01:51:14,792 You may have told me a lot of lies 2199 01:51:17,417 --> 01:51:19,417 But you didn't tell those lies 2200 01:51:21,292 --> 01:51:22,667 to make me 2201 01:51:24,167 --> 01:51:25,792 trust you 2202 01:51:28,708 --> 01:51:31,167 It's because you were too scared to trust me 2203 01:51:39,417 --> 01:51:40,792 Believe me... 2204 01:51:43,083 --> 01:51:45,417 I'm someone you can trust 2205 01:51:49,583 --> 01:51:52,292 How people see us doesn't matter 2206 01:51:52,917 --> 01:51:54,417 What matters is 2207 01:51:55,042 --> 01:51:57,417 how we see ourselves 2208 01:52:01,542 --> 01:52:02,917 If you're broke, 2209 01:52:03,417 --> 01:52:04,542 we'll be broke together 2210 01:52:06,042 --> 01:52:07,292 If you're scared, 2211 01:52:08,083 --> 01:52:09,750 I'll lift you up. 2212 01:52:13,958 --> 01:52:16,167 What if I sink down to the bottom? 2213 01:52:17,875 --> 01:52:20,792 Then we'll enjoy watching the fishes together 2214 01:52:25,667 --> 01:52:27,792 We'll struggle together. 2215 01:52:28,417 --> 01:52:30,708 We'll get embarrassed together. 2216 01:52:33,167 --> 01:52:34,792 I don't believe in marriage 2217 01:52:36,083 --> 01:52:38,042 but I believe in you 2218 01:52:44,250 --> 01:52:45,417 I'm sorry. 2219 01:52:46,917 --> 01:52:49,292 I wanted to give you a glorious wedding. 2220 01:52:51,083 --> 01:52:53,042 but it turned into a disaster 2221 01:52:57,917 --> 01:52:59,667 Wherever my groom is 2222 01:53:00,542 --> 01:53:02,292 that's where my wedding is 2223 01:53:15,458 --> 01:53:16,792 Let's continue on together 2224 01:53:19,500 --> 01:53:20,792 But don't tell them 2225 01:53:21,292 --> 01:53:23,667 what a crybaby I am 2226 01:53:32,917 --> 01:53:34,292 I'm screwed 2227 01:53:36,125 --> 01:53:37,542 It's OK to be screwed 2228 01:53:38,083 --> 01:53:39,958 We'll unscrew you later 2229 01:54:33,042 --> 01:54:35,042 What a mess 2230 01:54:35,042 --> 01:54:35,792 No wonder everyone's gone 2231 01:54:35,792 --> 01:54:37,375 No wonder everyone's gone 2232 01:54:38,250 --> 01:54:39,167 All gone... 2233 01:54:42,292 --> 01:54:43,292 But that's OK 2234 01:54:44,500 --> 01:54:46,708 We'll try again 2235 01:54:46,708 --> 01:54:48,542 There are still plenty of people here 2236 01:55:52,250 --> 01:55:53,542 We went all out 2237 01:55:53,542 --> 01:55:55,167 But what's done is done 2238 01:55:55,292 --> 01:55:56,667 There's nothing left to screw up 2239 01:55:56,667 --> 01:55:58,042 and things can't get worse 2240 01:55:58,542 --> 01:56:00,167 So we can now have a peaceful wedding 2241 01:56:05,583 --> 01:56:06,583 Josephine's pregnant 2242 01:56:13,625 --> 01:56:15,542 You're beautiful! 2243 01:56:36,250 --> 01:56:38,750 I call upon all persons here to witness... 2244 01:56:38,750 --> 01:56:39,875 I, Bernard Chan... 2245 01:56:44,292 --> 01:56:46,333 ...take thee, Monica Fung 2246 01:56:46,333 --> 01:56:48,042 to be my lawfully wedded wife 2247 01:56:49,292 --> 01:56:50,208 I, Monica Fung 2248 01:56:50,208 --> 01:56:52,125 I, Monica Fung 2249 01:56:52,125 --> 01:56:53,667 take thee, Bernard Chan 2250 01:56:54,208 --> 01:56:56,500 to be my lawfully wedded husband 2251 01:56:56,500 --> 01:56:57,208 To you I vow... 2252 01:56:57,208 --> 01:56:58,292 To you I vow... 2253 01:56:58,292 --> 01:57:00,292 from this day forward... 2254 01:57:00,292 --> 01:57:03,125 for better or worse... 2255 01:57:03,125 --> 01:57:05,417 for richer or poorer... 2256 01:57:05,417 --> 01:57:06,583 in sickness and in health... 2257 01:57:07,625 --> 01:57:09,708 I will love you... 2258 01:57:09,708 --> 01:57:10,583 and cherish you... 2259 01:57:11,500 --> 01:57:13,167 for all eternity 2260 01:57:43,542 --> 01:57:44,583 We'll always be 2261 01:57:44,667 --> 01:57:45,792 united as a family 2262 01:57:45,792 --> 01:57:50,042 Cheers! 2263 01:58:14,167 --> 01:58:14,917 I'm sorry 2264 01:58:14,917 --> 01:58:15,917 Don't say that! 2265 01:58:23,667 --> 01:58:25,167 This is the cash... 2266 01:58:27,292 --> 01:58:28,875 I promised 2267 01:58:28,875 --> 01:58:30,542 I'd give you. 2268 01:58:32,667 --> 01:58:34,292 Take it! 2269 01:58:35,667 --> 01:58:36,667 Sixth Uncle... 2270 01:58:38,167 --> 01:58:39,083 I'll take it 2271 01:58:39,083 --> 01:58:40,167 Bernard! 2272 01:58:42,167 --> 01:58:43,917 There's something you don't know 2273 01:58:44,375 --> 01:58:46,042 My dad, your grandpa... 2274 01:58:47,667 --> 01:58:49,167 He had a lot of wives 2275 01:58:51,042 --> 01:58:52,417 Uncle, today's my wedding 2276 01:58:52,667 --> 01:58:54,500 Why are you telling me about 2277 01:58:54,500 --> 01:58:55,250 grandpa's many wives? 2278 01:58:55,250 --> 01:58:56,667 Because I'm the same as you! 2279 01:58:58,792 --> 01:59:00,542 I joined the Chans with my mom... 2280 01:59:03,500 --> 01:59:05,417 as a red-headed stepchild 2281 01:59:08,917 --> 01:59:11,667 But I worked my butt off! 2282 01:59:14,042 --> 01:59:15,792 And I earned myself 2283 01:59:15,792 --> 01:59:17,792 a yacht that I always dreamed of 2284 01:59:28,792 --> 01:59:31,417 Even though my yacht's a little small 2285 01:59:32,667 --> 01:59:34,417 But if you all don't mind... 2286 01:59:35,375 --> 01:59:36,417 we can all go 2287 01:59:36,833 --> 01:59:38,292 fish for cuttlefish together 2288 01:59:39,917 --> 01:59:41,417 Because I really want to know 2289 01:59:41,792 --> 01:59:44,542 the secret behind those cuttlefish bones 2290 01:59:46,167 --> 01:59:47,417 Thank you 2291 01:59:50,417 --> 01:59:52,042 We're a family 2292 02:00:07,167 --> 02:00:09,792 I'll respect any decision you make 2293 02:00:10,417 --> 02:00:12,208 But please at least tell me 2294 02:00:12,792 --> 02:00:14,167 what your decision is? 2295 02:00:18,458 --> 02:00:19,458 Alright 2296 02:00:20,292 --> 02:00:22,917 I will keep the baby 2297 02:00:25,292 --> 02:00:28,792 As for whether I still like you... 2298 02:00:30,750 --> 02:00:31,958 I don't like you 2299 02:00:34,417 --> 02:00:35,667 I love you 2300 02:00:42,292 --> 02:00:46,042 Does that mean we'll get back together? 2301 02:00:46,042 --> 02:00:47,417 I don't know 2302 02:00:53,417 --> 02:00:57,792 Can I raise the baby on my own? 2303 02:00:59,292 --> 02:01:01,542 I think I can... 2304 02:01:02,208 --> 02:01:04,667 But I also don't want to 2305 02:01:07,292 --> 02:01:10,167 So I can't answer you right now 2306 02:01:16,667 --> 02:01:19,000 When I saw you talk about 2307 02:01:19,000 --> 02:01:21,417 cuttlefish bone so confidently... 2308 02:01:22,958 --> 02:01:24,167 I finally understood 2309 02:01:24,167 --> 02:01:26,417 why we've been a mess all these years 2310 02:01:28,667 --> 02:01:31,542 Because we don't just have each other in our hearts 2311 02:01:33,542 --> 02:01:35,417 but we also want to chase our dreams 2312 02:01:39,167 --> 02:01:42,417 Just when we think we've gotten what we want 2313 02:01:43,958 --> 02:01:47,167 when we even think that marriage is the answer 2314 02:01:47,167 --> 02:01:50,458 for some reason, everything goes wrong 2315 02:01:54,167 --> 02:01:56,542 So, perhaps 2316 02:01:56,542 --> 02:02:00,042 having no answer is our best answer 2317 02:02:09,000 --> 02:02:10,292 I can't answer that 2318 02:02:13,750 --> 02:02:15,542 The only thing I can answer is... 2319 02:02:16,542 --> 02:02:18,167 my dreams will always... 2320 02:02:19,917 --> 02:02:21,792 include you 2321 02:02:33,792 --> 02:02:35,292 Hi 2322 02:02:36,667 --> 02:02:38,167 I'm Lung Chan 2323 02:02:44,458 --> 02:02:45,792 Hi. 2324 02:02:49,042 --> 02:02:51,542 I'm Jo-Baby. 2325 02:03:19,542 --> 02:03:20,667 Ma 2326 02:03:22,167 --> 02:03:24,542 I told you, what you did- 2327 02:03:24,542 --> 02:03:27,417 I wasn't a good enough boy, I know 2328 02:03:28,458 --> 02:03:30,667 I know a lot of people don't love me 2329 02:03:30,833 --> 02:03:32,292 As long as you know- 2330 02:03:32,542 --> 02:03:33,917 Ma 2331 02:03:39,542 --> 02:03:41,083 As long as those I love 2332 02:03:41,292 --> 02:03:42,667 love me back... 2333 02:03:43,417 --> 02:03:44,792 that's enough for me 2334 02:04:20,167 --> 02:04:21,667 That's my boy 2335 02:04:34,583 --> 02:04:35,417 What's the matter? 2336 02:04:35,875 --> 02:04:36,792 Nothing 2337 02:04:37,292 --> 02:04:39,417 I just realized that beer's better after all 2338 02:04:41,292 --> 02:04:42,792 Cheers 2339 02:04:52,833 --> 02:04:58,375 (Flying tomorrow? Safe trip.) 2340 02:05:01,042 --> 02:05:02,542 You sure about leaving? 2341 02:05:06,542 --> 02:05:08,708 "Open the door, step outside, 2342 02:05:09,542 --> 02:05:11,042 walk further." 2343 02:05:14,167 --> 02:05:16,333 I'm headed to Japan tomorrow night, too 2344 02:05:17,542 --> 02:05:18,667 See you at the airport? 2345 02:05:32,167 --> 02:05:33,542 Red Bean to all! 2346 02:05:33,542 --> 02:05:34,667 Left counters clear 2347 02:05:34,667 --> 02:05:35,792 No sign of Fish Head 2348 02:05:35,792 --> 02:05:37,167 Egg Noodle to all! 2349 02:05:37,167 --> 02:05:38,667 Right counters also clear 2350 02:05:38,667 --> 02:05:40,167 I'm Egg Noodle, idiot 2351 02:05:40,292 --> 02:05:41,417 Why are you Egg Noodle? 2352 02:05:41,542 --> 02:05:42,292 Look at my hair 2353 02:05:42,292 --> 02:05:43,542 Shut up! 2354 02:05:45,042 --> 02:05:45,667 Stop squabbling! 2355 02:05:45,667 --> 02:05:47,042 She's near you but you can't even find her? 2356 02:05:47,042 --> 02:05:48,042 What now? 2357 02:05:48,375 --> 02:05:50,375 Fish Head calling Roast Pig 2358 02:05:51,167 --> 02:05:52,792 I'm right behind you. 2359 02:06:01,083 --> 02:06:02,708 You left so suddenly 2360 02:06:02,708 --> 02:06:04,208 I'm genuinely angry 2361 02:06:06,958 --> 02:06:08,875 Don't be like that, Jo 2362 02:06:18,167 --> 02:06:19,792 How did you guys know? 2363 02:06:20,417 --> 02:06:21,542 He told us 2364 02:06:22,625 --> 02:06:23,417 What? 2365 02:06:23,417 --> 02:06:25,750 When your man vanished without a word 2366 02:06:25,750 --> 02:06:26,917 you were sad. 2367 02:06:27,500 --> 02:06:30,167 So don't make them sad, too 2368 02:06:31,708 --> 02:06:33,292 A family 2369 02:06:33,542 --> 02:06:34,792 shouldn't be afraid of saying goodbyes 2370 02:06:35,917 --> 02:06:36,958 But... 2371 02:06:36,958 --> 02:06:38,417 We should say it together. 2372 02:06:48,042 --> 02:06:51,042 Be careful of being in Japan all on your own 2373 02:06:52,375 --> 02:06:54,542 I'm not going to Japan 2374 02:06:55,167 --> 02:06:57,667 I'm going to Africa to find your big brother 2375 02:07:02,292 --> 02:07:03,792 I want to see him 2376 02:07:06,292 --> 02:07:08,417 No matter what happens in the future... 2377 02:07:10,792 --> 02:07:12,167 to say "see you" properly... 2378 02:07:14,583 --> 02:07:16,542 I have to see him again 2379 02:07:30,792 --> 02:07:32,917 You finally guessed the song? 2380 02:09:39,167 --> 02:09:41,917 Cooking is... 2381 02:09:43,667 --> 02:09:44,917 What is it? 2382 02:09:48,958 --> 02:09:51,167 But why make wife cakes that look like egg waffles 2383 02:09:51,167 --> 02:09:53,417 and egg waffles that look like wife cakes? 2384 02:09:53,667 --> 02:09:54,792 Cut! 2385 02:09:54,792 --> 02:09:55,583 Sorry, I didn't mean to... 2386 02:09:55,583 --> 02:09:57,542 He was spraying at me! 2387 02:09:58,167 --> 02:09:59,542 Shark Fin King, doo! 2388 02:09:59,833 --> 02:10:00,708 Doo! Doo! 2389 02:10:08,292 --> 02:10:10,167 No! No! 2390 02:10:10,167 --> 02:10:10,917 Calm down 2391 02:10:10,917 --> 02:10:12,667 ...then cook it with the soup until 2392 02:10:12,667 --> 02:10:13,708 it smells delicious 2393 02:10:13,708 --> 02:10:16,917 Only then can you make the skin 2394 02:10:17,417 --> 02:10:19,167 crispy, crispy, crispy... 2395 02:10:19,167 --> 02:10:22,667 The bride and groom have prepared a powerful... 2396 02:10:22,667 --> 02:10:23,167 Sorry 2397 02:10:23,167 --> 02:10:25,167 Save me, save me... 2398 02:10:25,917 --> 02:10:26,708 Sorry 2399 02:10:27,292 --> 02:10:27,917 Cut! 2400 02:10:27,917 --> 02:10:29,042 Almost! 2401 02:10:29,917 --> 02:10:32,042 Fashion is subjective 2402 02:10:32,042 --> 02:10:33,167 like McDonald's... 2403 02:10:33,167 --> 02:10:34,667 McDonald's... 2404 02:10:36,167 --> 02:10:38,042 Fashion is subjective 2405 02:10:38,042 --> 02:10:39,167 like McDonald's... 2406 02:10:41,042 --> 02:10:42,292 It's Madonna! 2407 02:10:48,125 --> 02:10:49,292 Calm down 2408 02:10:49,292 --> 02:10:49,917 Cut! 2409 02:10:50,292 --> 02:10:51,542 I can't speak properly... 153313