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Welcome to Sweethearts.
How can we service you?
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Hi. It's, um...
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Uh, my name's S-Steven.
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I'm— I'm calling about, um—
- Hey, Steven.
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Thank you for choosing us.
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I was just on your,
um... website,
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and I noticed, uh...
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Jaz?
- Oh, Jaz is fantastic.
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What would you like
to do with her?
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Oh. Um... girlfriend experience?
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That's got... kissing?
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It does. Uh, Jaz can see
you today, if you like.
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- Oh.
- 4pm.
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Oh.
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Yeah, OK. Great.
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Oh, and, Steven,
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we don't do line-ups or unplanned
walk-ins like most brothels.
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This is about the
safety of our women.
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And if you're late or a
no-show, you will be charged.
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Oh, OK. So it's
quite, um, strict.
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Now, when you arrive,
you'll wait in your car
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for my text to
confirm Jaz is ready.
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Then you'll walk over
to the Beach Room,
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you'll knock on the door and
wait for Jaz to answer it.
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She will let you in. You'll
discuss any extras that you'd like.
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Then you'll pay upfront
and take a shower.
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Remember — it's her room,
Steven, and her rules.
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Either of you can withdraw
consent at any time.
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Have fun.
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Oh my God. You
actually turned up.
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Oh...
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Captions by Able.
www.able.co.nz
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We've literally had one
client since we've opened.
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People always take time to
get on board with change.
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Well, single parenting
is expensive.
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Advertising's been tough.
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But we expect to be up
on the Kiwichicks website
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by the end of the week.
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We might be ethical
and idealistic,
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but we are still a
viable business, so...
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Yeah, it's just cos some of the
other girls — not naming names...
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have been saying that
you're full of shit.
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Yeah. That's... funny.
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Totally get it.
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As long as we
start making money.
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Like... soon.
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Do you know how expensive
it is to be this hairless?
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This coiffed?
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This hot, perfect,
flawless perfection?
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Word is getting out
— Slowly, but surely.
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Oh, cool. Cos— Cos this is
all, you know, quite new.
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Absolutely. For all of us.
But you are doing great.
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Yeah, but I haven't...
done anything.
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Yeah, but you're
thinking about it.
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So, on a scale from one
to ten, how fucked are we?
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I promise you — this is not just
a dream. This— It's gonna work.
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Trust me. Please?
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Excuse me?
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Mack?
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Sharon, is it?
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You do realise that
this is a day-care?
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- Yeah.
- And yours is a...
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Brothel.
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Uh, well, I'm a feminist.
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Same.
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But I've started a petition
to get you shut down.
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Yes, I know that.
You CC'd me in.
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Well, I'd hate to appear
anything but transparent.
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God forbid.
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I was thinking about
getting an undercut.
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- Is that like a Brazilian?
- German, I think.
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Baby, come on.
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Dion told me what you're up to.
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- Don't you miss me?
- It's disgusting.
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- Oi, what?
- You bloody kidding?
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What the fuck?
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What'd he say? Is
he gonna come here?
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No.
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Dion's told our regulars that
he caught us scraping semen
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from used condoms.
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So we're fucked?
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I mean we're not fucked.
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No drunks,
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no creeps, no line-ups,
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no walk ins, no
clients — no money.
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It's... It's one thing to tell
some violent fucker to go jump.
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But no line-ups? That's
just bad business.
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Uh, I think you'll find
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that we're starting
a revolution.
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And I will not have my
girls compared to each other
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like pigs at a fair.
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Hello. Is this the Featherton
Bay Retirement Village?
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- Yeah.
- Great. My name is McKenzie Leigh.
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I actually wanted to
offer your residents
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the services of my new business.
- Yeah, OK. Yeah?
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It's called Sweethearts,
and it's a brothel.
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As a number of your residents may
not have had sex for some decades,
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I figured it could be a—
- Thanks, but not for us. Bye.
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Hi, there. Is this Dennis
Hall, head of the, um,
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Featherton Bay Lions Club?
- Yeah, you got him.
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Great. Listen.
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I have started a brothel.
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I'm not saying change
your speed-dating night.
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I'm just suggesting that we could
piggyback some advertising on it
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and offer you a little
sweet discount offer.
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Oh, hi. Is this the
Carnivorous Plant Society?
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Hi. Is this the
Theological Society?
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Hi. Is this the North
Island Dentist Association?
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How do you guys feel about
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jumping into some sexy time?
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I've, uh, started
an ethical brothel,
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and I think our values
completely align.
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Uh, no, this is not a God thing.
It's more of a get-laid thing.
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No, no, no.
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I get it.
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Thanks.
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I've reached out to high-needs
communities, widower groups
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and people who listen to Joe Rogan.
- And got no bookings.
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What the hell?
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Oh.
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Mm-hm.
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Answer the phone. Take the call.
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I am not letting creeps
into Sweethearts.
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Are these all criminals?
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No, just people who
sound ethically...
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- Like mashed dickhole.
- Drunk, high, perverted.
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- That's everyone.
- No, it's not.
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Listen, as soon as our
Kiwichicks advertising goes live,
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the men will come.
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On our tits.
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- Here you go, partner.
- Oh. No.
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How you feeling about it all?
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- What?
- Oh, I know. I know.
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I know.
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It can feel like you're
crawling up Poo Mountain
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and you've hit your limit.
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But new businesses take time.
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And you have the
support of a good man.
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Not just emotionally and
spiritually, but financially.
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Hm.
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Do you know that the Kiwichicks
website charges 25K a year?
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What?
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It's New Zealand's top
escort-booking site.
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They have offered a 10K discount.
I guess that's something. But...
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Apparently the owner is quite taken
with the idea of feminist sex work.
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Oh. Great.
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- Hey, Chompy.
- Hey.
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Drew's having a
group of us over.
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- I'm heading there now.
- Wait. No, you're not.
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You're home with Toby tonight.
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Mum, I'm his brother,
not his carer.
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If you and Dad can't be
here, you should book Cass.
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Yeah, well, your father and I are
working really hard right now.
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It's not my fault you
decided to take over
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a stupid motel business
while Dad's away.
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It's not a...
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Listen, you should
just be grateful
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that you have two working parents.
- Oh, whatever. Bye.
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Oh, God.
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- 'Chompy'?
- Noam.
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Chomsky.
- The basketballer.
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Yeah.
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So, are you one of
the Sweethearts?
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I heard about you guys opening up
and thought I'd better come down
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and book a girlfriend
experience.
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- Hi, ladies!
- Hi.
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- Checking in?
- Yes.
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Looking for Sweethearts?
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How can I help you?
- Yeah. Could I, uh, pick a girl
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- to, uh... bonk?
- Sure.
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On this.
- Huh.
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You want me to book on here?
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Eh? Couldn't I just, uh, pick one?
- Oh. No, we don't do line-ups.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Uh, looks like a line-up to me.
- Ooh.
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No.
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Right.
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Uh, let's see here.
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Uh... Amethyst.
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No.
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Jaz. I don't know
about the tattoos.
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Nope. Nope.
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Oh, yeah. Goldie's pretty hot.
- Yeah.
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Is she old?
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She's mature.
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Oh, yeah, experience
counts for something, eh?
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I like to think so.
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I'd blow my beans up that.
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- Yeah.
- Mmm.
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Sign me up for her right now.
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Oh. Yeah, but, um...
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But Goldie — she
is very skilful.
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Like... 'schoop'.
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- Oh.
- You know?
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If you know what I mean.
- Yeah.
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Yeah. No, no, I pick
up what you're saying.
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Is she free now, or...?
- Uh, no.
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We don't do walk-ins.
- Eh?
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But I just walked in.
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- Oi!
- What is this?
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Did you just give away
one of my clients?
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- Hey, you can have him.
- He's Goldie's client.
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- What the fuck?
- Some of us have kids.
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OK? We all need the money.
- Um, excuse me.
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Just because you've spawned
doesn't mean you're more worthy.
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Some of us have bills.
- What does that mean?
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It means your parents bought
you a house in Tamaterau.
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Yeah, well, I pay utilities.
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Come on, ladies. You're
supposed to be feminists.
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So are you.
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Ah!
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OK. Let's get this
show on the road.
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So, as you can imagine, trying to
change the culture of the industry
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has us coming up against a
certain level of inertia.
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Feminists running the asylum, eh?
Had to see this one for myself.
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Here it is. Think how much more
traffic your site could get with...
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Yeah, so where them
bra-burning girlies at?
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Let's get some piccies.
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Oh. No, I've already
taken their photos,
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so I will send
you over the file.
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Yeah, but I might need
some different photos.
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I also need photos that
include their faces,
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with their real
names at the bottom.
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Don't worry, they're
not gonna go online.
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It's just so I know your
girlies aren't catfish.
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Otherwise... how
am I gonna know?
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You could meet them.
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So, uh...
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H-How do you how do you
know which size to use?
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Do you— Do you sneak a
peek before he showers?
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- Just look at his ears.
- What?
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A man's ears have a direct
correlation to his penis size.
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I-I've never heard of this.
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- Really?
- No.
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Oh, yeah. So, it's...
it's the smaller the ear,
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the bigger the dick.
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Stop winding her up, you bitch.
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Condom sizes are all different.
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Line them up inside
the bedside drawer.
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Once you've seen the peen, you
can easily grab the one you need.
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Yeah. Cos then you have to shove
it up fast and do a little dance.
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Shut up!
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God. We are no longer
advertising on Kiwichicks.
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- But that's what all brothels use.
- Yes, but we are on other websites.
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Literally 100% of Shadows' online
bookings came from Kiwichicks.
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Look, apart from the fact
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00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,319
that he wants us to sign
an exclusivity clause,
248
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:56,479
which I'm not even sure is legal,
he wants photos of you all.
249
00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:59,999
Yeah, so guys know what we look
like when they book us to diddle.
250
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,199
No, not photos for the ads...
251
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:05,879
photos of your faces, holding
signs that say your real names.
252
00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:07,279
'Insurance', apparently.
253
00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:10,119
He does that for everyone. It's
just for his personal wank bank.
254
00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:12,119
Or he gets off on power
255
00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:14,559
and uses them to blackmail
you all into fucking him.
256
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:17,879
Either way, ethically,
it is mashed dickhole.
257
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:22,560
OK. Well, I eat mashed
dickhole for breakfast.
258
00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:27,119
Just give it up. Your feminist
brothel is a massive boner killer,
259
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:31,720
and you're making us broke
with your ethical bullshit.
260
00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,480
Wait...
261
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:41,999
Oh, God. Noam.
262
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,519
I gotta go. I will be back soon.
- That's our madam.
263
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,520
What the fuck?
264
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:54,239
- I mean, she was asking for it.
- That's kinda mean.
265
00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:06,679
Hey, it's Noam. Leave
me a message. Or not.
266
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:09,880
Noam, where the fuck are you?
267
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,559
I swear to God, Noam, if you
don't get home right now,
268
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:25,479
I am changing the password
on the WiFi permanently.
269
00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:27,480
God.
270
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:30,319
Hi. You OK? Noam said
it was an emergency.
271
00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:32,199
It wasn't. I'm sorry.
272
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,639
He didn't say you were here.
I thought Toby was alone.
273
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,880
Uh, should I go, or...?
274
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,279
- Oh... No, I'm—
- Stay?
275
00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:41,279
I'm happy to stay.
- Really?
276
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,480
Yeah. It's not a problem.
277
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,160
You good, Tobe?
278
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,119
OK. Great. Just a couple of hours.
I'll make up the difference.
279
00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:51,120
- Fine. Bye.
- Thank you.
280
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:55,919
Fuck. Fuck.
281
00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:59,159
Fuuuuuuuuck!
282
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,200
You OK?
283
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000
Yeah, I'm good.
284
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:36,840
Hey.
285
00:15:36,841 --> 00:15:41,559
Hey, you've, um... you've had a
couple of clients, eh? Any tips?
286
00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:43,439
Honestly, I've only
had one client,
287
00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,919
and I just wanked him
off under a tea towel.
288
00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:50,640
Marcus is here. OK.
289
00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:52,959
You ready, Goldie?
290
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,919
- No.
- Oh.
291
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,559
No?
- No.
292
00:15:56,560 --> 00:16:00,039
Goldie, I kinda went out on
a limb for you on this one.
293
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:02,519
Uh, I know technically I
only work for the motel,
294
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:05,719
but let's not blur those
human trafficking lines, eh?
295
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:12,560
I'm really not ready.
296
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:14,279
Oh.
297
00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,279
Cool.
298
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:17,679
All good.
299
00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:19,680
Tui, he's all yours.
300
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,199
Tui? Where is she?
301
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:25,800
Oh, yeah. Not sure, actually.
302
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:29,519
Haven't seen her
in a little bit.
303
00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:34,320
Oh! Oh my God.
304
00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:37,000
Oh, God, so good!
305
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,919
Oh! Oh!
306
00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:40,919
Oh, fuck!
- Oh... Oh, sh...
307
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,519
- Oh, fuck!
- Wait, Wait! Shh, shh. Stop.
308
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,520
Stop. I'll cum.
309
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,199
I just wanna get
my money's worth.
310
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,200
OK.
311
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,720
OK.
312
00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:58,759
Mmm.
313
00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,639
Oh...
314
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,599
Mm-hm.
315
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:03,879
Yes.
316
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,639
Obviously I didn't realise
she'd taken the phone.
317
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,920
Oh, jeepers creepers, Tui!
318
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:11,439
Sorry. Sorry. I'll calm down.
319
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:14,879
I'll calm down.
320
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:17,439
I'm not getting back in the
fuckin' bed, so piss off!
321
00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:18,479
Oh, shit.
322
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,639
- Get the fuck out of here!
- Nope. I'm not listening to you.
323
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,399
Get the fuckin' fuck out of here!
- I know my rights!
324
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,879
- I paid my money, all right?
- Hey! Hey!
325
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:28,159
What the hell is going on in here?
- Well, I'm being ripped off.
326
00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,839
He was so psyched about
getting his money's worth
327
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,439
that he psyched
himself out of coming.
328
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,359
Get the fuck out.
329
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,599
I shan't.
330
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:39,759
Unless I am provided with a refund
or— or— or services to completion,
331
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:43,040
I will be calling the cops.
- Be my guest.
332
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:47,400
- So the assault—?
- No. No assault.
333
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,479
I called you.
334
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,599
The brothel provides a service.
335
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:56,359
They should have to follow through
on said service or provide a refund.
336
00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:58,599
Wait. So if you order a burger
337
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:03,239
and you're still hungry after you've
finished it, you ask for a refund?
338
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,519
- No.
- No. No, no. Wait. Wait.
339
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,679
- Sorry, pal. Time to go.
- Am I hallucinating?
340
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,199
Is there brain matter
dribbling out my ears?
341
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,119
Sir, if you don't calm down,
342
00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:15,600
you might find yourself
spending the night in lockup.
343
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:21,439
Come on. It was only a warning.
- He left his car here.
344
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:24,440
- True. We can run the plates.
- Yeah.
345
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:27,320
- Mrs Varma?
- Vinnie!
346
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:31,080
So cool to see you
doing your thing. Aww!
347
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:34,639
How's your mum?
- Oh, she's good. She's really good.
348
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:35,799
Oh, fuck off.
349
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:39,280
I don't need to hear it.
- Lovely to see you.
350
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:47,639
- Shit. She's coming. Go, go, go!
- Fuckin' ethical business my arse.
351
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:52,239
Girls can't even fuckin' afford
to eat, and she's just...
352
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,439
You're just turning away clients
353
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,679
because they don't meet
your perfect expectations.
354
00:18:56,680 --> 00:19:00,359
Like, who the fuck are
you?! Not a sex worker.
355
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:05,999
I guess it didn't occur to you,
enlightened, rich white lady,
356
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,759
but it's... it's the
fucked-up and it's the broken
357
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:11,599
that actually need us.
358
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,600
And we need them.
359
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:20,959
OK.
360
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,760
We will advertise on Kiwichicks.
361
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,239
Food on the table,
roof overhead...
362
00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:28,919
they're the most
important things, right?
363
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,799
- Told you.
- So, ladies, why don't you go home?
364
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:34,480
And... I will pay you
for your time this week.
365
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,040
- Oh, mean.
- Thank fuck.
366
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,719
Who's keen to go to the
pub? Let's go get a drink.
367
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,719
- Thank you.
- I am gonna go...
368
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,879
- I'm not rich, by the way.
- Oh, OK. True.
369
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:47,960
Yeah. Just to...
put that out there.
370
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,199
- Bye, Jules.
- Bye.
371
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,799
- Hey, uh...
- You up for a drink?
372
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,679
I'm done with this, OK?
373
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,359
I'm just not ready,
and it's all a bit...
374
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,919
- No.
- Farkin' weird.
375
00:19:56,920 --> 00:20:00,599
- No. Wait, Goldie, listen.
- Good luck, bro. See you never.
376
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,639
- I need you.
- I don't give a fuck, OK?
377
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:04,839
I would... I would rather
work out of my car than...
378
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:07,999
I need you to help me...
379
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000
to help them.
380
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:11,799
Please.
381
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,800
Talk to her.
382
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,800
I-I've had sex.
383
00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:31,559
Heaps of times.
384
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:35,160
Sex work isn't really
about having sex.
385
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:38,999
It's about having as little
sex as possible, actually.
386
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,959
OK.
387
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:44,239
And making someone
feel like they fuck.
388
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,240
Not fuck...
389
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,120
but...
390
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,160
fuck.
391
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000
You wanna fuck?
- You...
392
00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,040
You wanna fuck for real?
393
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,159
She paid us for the hour.
394
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:08,520
- Yeah, I know, but I don't think—
- It's the best way to learn.
395
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:20,400
And you're fuckin' hot, babe.
396
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,239
OK. I'm your client.
397
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,239
Show me what you got.
398
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,119
Or we call it a night.
399
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,120
There's no pressure.
400
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,800
You ready or what?
401
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,720
Lie down.
402
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:17,320
Oh...
403
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,600
Oh...
- Uh, don't do...
404
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,440
what you think you should do.
405
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,240
Do what'd make me feel good.
406
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,440
Oh.
407
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,960
Mmm. Oh...
408
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000
she fucks.
409
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:19,000
- Hey, Cass.
- Hi.
410
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,159
- All good?
- Toby had a great day.
411
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,760
- Oh my God. Did you...?
- Not me.
412
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,159
Oh.
413
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:28,039
The celebrity chef.
414
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,119
Wow. Howdy, neighbour.
- Neighbour.
415
00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:32,039
Um, I'm just checking in.
416
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,639
Uh, looks like you...
417
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,559
well, you're single-parenting
at the moment, so...
418
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,799
Yeah. Yeah. Rob's
away working, so...
419
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,799
Thank you.
- Pleasure.
420
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,079
Hey, um, just saying — If
you ever need anything,
421
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:45,399
I'm just, you know,
over the fence.
422
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,480
That's very kind of you.
423
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,239
I'm not sharing that.
- Really?
424
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,240
- Mm-mm.
- Good.
425
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:54,760
- Enjoy.
- I will. Thank you.
426
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,160
So, this has been a...
427
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:02,960
lifelong dream?
428
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,479
- Fucking for money?
- Mm.
429
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:07,480
No!
430
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,359
Uh...
431
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,799
I was a bartender for
a while, actually.
432
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,800
- Mm?
- But...
433
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,959
the money sucked,
the hours sucked.
434
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:20,160
Having a boss? That sucks.
435
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:24,760
- You like this... more, then?
- Yeah, I love this.
436
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,400
Look...
437
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:32,599
Jaz loves fucking. Lolly
loves making people feel good.
438
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:38,000
Amethyst gets on a deep human level
how important it is to be seen.
439
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,519
- Cherry?
- Freedom.
440
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:45,000
Cherry earns enough money to
raise her kids on her own.
441
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,280
Oh.
442
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:50,879
Look, if you're meant to do
this, you'll find your thing.
443
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,640
- What's your thing?
- My thing?
444
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,760
OK.
445
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:03,320
In this room, what happens between
you and your client, that...
446
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,960
usually, is honest.
447
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:12,079
There's no bullshit. You know
what you want from each other.
448
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,080
So you can just be free.
449
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:20,199
Does that make sense? I feel
like that sounded weird.
450
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,200
Nah.
451
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,480
Nah, that makes sense.
- OK, cool.
452
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,760
Cos I fuckin' love that.
453
00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:35,360
Mmm.
454
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,080
You're back, Mack.
455
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:45,919
OK, I am in, but I take all
the photos of the girls,
456
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,799
including the ones with
their names and their faces.
457
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:52,199
Unless, of course, you want me to
report you to the Commerce Commission
458
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:55,039
for anti-competitive behaviour.
459
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,519
Well, it's a very kind gesture.
460
00:25:57,481 --> 00:26:00,599
And as soon as I get that 25K, we'll
get your girls up and pumping, eh?
461
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,079
25—? Wait, no.
That's full price.
462
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,839
What can I say? Inflation's
a bitch, innit? Phwoar.
463
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:09,080
OK, listen. I will
meet you halfway...
464
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:12,040
20K.
- I think you'll find it's 21.
465
00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:14,319
The agreement's
just been amended.
466
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:17,920
By both parties. Did
you not get that email?
467
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:20,879
OK. So be it.
468
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,599
Asshole.
469
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:30,720
I don't wanna talk
to you for a while.
470
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,159
Hello?
471
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:44,999
Hi, Mack. It's Sharon. This
is just a courtesy call
472
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,479
to let you know that I am
gonna have to shut you down.
473
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:51,359
Our petition's got 1200 signatures,
and we're only just getting started.
474
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,239
- Sharon?
- Mm-hm?
475
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,240
Go fuck yourself.
476
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,640
♪ I want a big fine daddy.
477
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,320
♪ I want a big fine daddy.
478
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:15,160
♪ I want a big fine daddy.
479
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:19,719
♪ Mmm, a big fine
daddy is all I need. ♪
480
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:22,600
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