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It looks like I'm
searching for something.
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Fine, try to act like you're stuck
between the trellises.
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The pictures aren't that important.
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He just has to feel like
he can dominate you
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No.
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-Isn't this a bit tacky?
-Tacky sells.
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You're supposed
to be stuck and helpless.
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I want it to look pretty.
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I'll go get a bunad.
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We should go out into the woods
if you really want it to look nice.
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I'm not going out in public.
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-We'll find a place without people.
-It's freezing outside.
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You in a bunad stuck in
the Norwegian winter nature.
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That would look pretty.
That would be tacky.
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Where are you going?
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-On a hike.
-Now? Aren't you going to work?
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Wait until the weekend
and I'll join you.
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-It could be nice to go together.
-Maybe another time.
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Who's bunad is that? Did you
sell your old one and buy this one?
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It's for work.
A campaign for May 17th.
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Over there.
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-It's beautiful.
-We should walk a bit further.
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Here?
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-You're so pretty.
-We should walk further.
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This looks so nice.
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Beautiful. Beautiful!
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-Closed or open?
-Open them, of course.
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That's more like it.
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Does it look good?
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Spread your wings.
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Put your foot on top of...
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Just like that.
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-Hello?
-Fuck.
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-What's going on?
-We're okay.
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We're doing an art project.
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It's called porn.
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Fuck. Hey!
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I'm stuck.
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It looks so good.
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No, stop it.
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I find it strange that cuddles
are more taboo than a blowjob.
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-That's not true.
-Yes, it is.
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Men are supposed to like blowjobs,
but cuddling is a weird fetish.
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-You can pay for cuddles in Japan.
-Exactly!
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You have to travel to the other side
of the planet to get some cuddles.
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Have you been driving recently?
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I was thinking about
the Holsbrekken case.
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The boy is a minor, but we can
target the people behind the scenes.
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-The producers.
-The leisure club?
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Yes, they earn
a lot of money from this.
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-It's a communal leisure club.
-Exactly. They need a wake-up call.
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Sure, you might have a point.
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But I'm not sure if we should
proceed with this case.
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Maybe a settlement would be better.
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The outcome might be the same,
but we won't have to go to court.
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I disagree.
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He'd better pay.
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-Here we go.
-We're got a sense of direction.
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Wonderful.
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I think we should proceed
with the romantic nationalism.
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Get a boat and recreate the Bridal
Procession on the Hardangerfjord.
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Fuck.
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My face is showing in this picture.
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I can't delete it.
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I can't delete it!
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It's only been out for two minutes.
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-It's okay.
-Delete this one, too.
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Why?
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You can see that this is me.
You can see my neck.
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Do you recognize people's necks?
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It's okay. You're just paranoid.
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No one will recognize you.
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-Home already?
-Yes.
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-These are for you.
-From you?
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No. They were hanging on
the door when I came home. No card.
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My declaration of love is pasta in
marinara sauce. Who are they from?
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I don't know. Probably my dad.
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I need some food.
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-What do you think?
-You look smashing.
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Thank you.
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-It fits perfectly.
-Yes.
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What do you think?
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Lene? What do you think?
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-What do you think?
-It looks nice.
85
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Very nice.
86
00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:14,760
Okay, but can you be
a bit more focused?
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-May I offer you some bubbly, ladies?
-Yes, please.
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-How much does it cost?
-950 for a bottle.
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Do you know what? No, thank you.
We'll be back. Should we leave?
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I think we should.
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-I'll wait outside.
-Sure.
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Hi, it's be. Am I interrupting?
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I'm working, and...
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I was thinking about what you said
about suing the club as well.
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I thought we could meet up and talk
about it sometime this weekend?
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00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:07,080
Oh, okay.
97
00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:14,200
No, but I'll see you on Monday.
The meeting isn't until Thursday.
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There's no rush. None.
99
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Enjoy some paella and tapas.
100
00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:28,320
Alright. Hasta la vista babe...
Señorita.
101
00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:35,880
Why are you so weird?
102
00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:39,560
-Am I weird?
-Yes.
103
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This isn't a Me Too case, is it?
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Get a grip.
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I want to partake,
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- but it's not a real wedding.
-It is.
107
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We're renewing our vows.
It's a normal thing to do.
108
00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:02,720
-In America.
-No.
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00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:06,360
Siren and Erlend did it.
They live in Bergen.
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00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:11,240
That's Tom, an old customer.
I have to talk to him.
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-Hi, Tom!
-Hey, Lene.
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-How's it going? It's cold!
-Yes.
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-Nice to see you.
-I saw your new campaign.
114
00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:33,480
-What did you think?
-I'm not entirely objective.
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00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:37,240
-As long as you like it.
-I mean...
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00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:43,160
This stays between the two of us.
I like Jon, he's proficient.
117
00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:47,680
But there's something about working
for a big agency. It's a big machine.
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00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:51,080
I liked it better before.
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00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:54,200
You were always very skillful.
120
00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:09,520
I met Tom Sandnes today.
Do you know what he said?
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00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:12,360
He's not that happy
with Jon and the new agency.
122
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Okay?
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00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:19,520
"Okay"? This is exciting! It would
be great to have Tom as a customer.
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I know everything about them.
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-Hello?
-What?
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LOOK WHAT I MADE!
I POSTED IT ON YOUR PROFILE!
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00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:04,320
LET'S RECREATE BRIDAL
PROCESSION ON THE HARDANGERFJORD .
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- Hi.
-Hi, Tom.
129
00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:13,840
-It's Lene.
-Hi, Lene.
130
00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:16,320
It was nice seeing you yesterday.
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00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,720
-It was nice to see you.
-Agreed.
132
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:21,640
- Did you go for a swim?
- No, it was far too cold.
133
00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:23,880
I was freezing in my down jacket.
134
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:38,920
To avoid food waste we have to
think about the choices we make
135
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:44,520
before the food ends up in our
fridges. But one thing's for sure...
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I BOUGHT A BOAT.
COME TAKE A LOOK
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00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,680
I'm calling Geir.
138
00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:42,120
Hello, Geir.
Why weren't you at the meeting?
139
00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:46,000
You're in London?
What are you doing there?
140
00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:03,760
Where do you want to go? I know a
French place with delicious macarons.
141
00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:09,480
Maybe you're hungry?
We could grab something to eat.
142
00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:13,480
Isn't it more convenient
to have a chat here?
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00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,120
Okay, but...
144
00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:21,560
Didn't you want to grab a coffee?
145
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:25,680
I thought we'd discuss what
I can do for you in the future.
146
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:29,320
You're obviously not happy
with the current situation.
147
00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:33,560
-I never said that.
-You didn't have to. I could tell.
148
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,640
This is the wise thing to do.
149
00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:38,000
-I know you so well.
-Lene...
150
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:42,880
-Give me two minutes. I have made...
-You are incredibly skilled.
151
00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:49,760
I can't just choose you.
You're a start up with no references.
152
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:55,720
-Sorry, I can't just switch agencies.
-Okay. Fine.
153
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Good luck.
154
00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:03,200
-I'm off. Thanks for today.
-Thank you.
155
00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:05,880
-Goodbye.
-See you.
156
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,960
I'm sorry, but what's going on?
157
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,240
Did I say or do something wrong?
158
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:22,040
If you think I want to be
more than friends, then...
159
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,280
No, Lars. That's not it.
160
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,040
Okay.
161
00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:33,120
Not that long ago, you asked me to
do everything I could for my clients.
162
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:38,360
This is a great opportunity to win
a case, but you want a settlement?
163
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:41,560
We work on different gears,
you and I.
164
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:46,760
I don't know if I should
be associated with you.
165
00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:49,600
And you're my dad's age.
166
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,200
Got it.
167
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:59,760
-Was that a bit harsh?
-No, I can handle it, Aleks.
168
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:04,240
-Don't call me Aleks, Lars.
-Okay.
169
00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:07,280
-Only my friends call me that.
-Alright.
170
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,360
-Yes.
-Thank you for your honesty.
171
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:14,240
-I'll see you tomorrow.
-Yes, see you tomorrow.
172
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:32,760
THANKS FOR THE SHOES
173
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YOU'RE SWEET
174
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,520
Hi. Do you have time
to grab a coffee or a beer?
175
00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:55,560
Are you okay?
176
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,120
Oh no. Come here.
177
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,160
-Hi.
-Hey.
178
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,680
What's this?
179
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:13,800
Fiddle, pipe, boat.
180
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,960
Another fiddle, a wolf, a fox.
181
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Roar.
182
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:32,680
Bridal Procession
on the Hardangerfjord.
183
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,400
Just like we talked about.
184
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:40,360
We didn't talk about it.
You talked about it.
185
00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:42,680
Stop it. Get in the boat.
186
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:46,960
-Get in.
-No.
187
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:49,920
Look, she's sitting in the boat.
188
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,400
-No.
-Sit right there.
189
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,600
-Come on.
-Stop pushing me.
190
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:57,040
-I'm not.
-You're always pushing me.
191
00:17:57,120 --> 00:18:01,680
You're pushing me out into the woods,
or pushing me to show more skin.
192
00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:04,640
Suddenly there are
plenty of pictures of me online.
193
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:08,040
-Take off that fox mask.
-What are you doing?
194
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,240
Are you calling me a pusher?
195
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:15,840
If you understood how much I've done
for you, you would have thanked me.
196
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,560
Thank you very much.
197
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,040
-Surprise.
-Hi.
198
00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:13,240
You don't want a bachelorette party,
but I thought we'd stuff our faces.
199
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:19,720
I never said that, I just didn't
want to sell kisses at the mall.
200
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:25,200
Ingrid, Nina and Pia
wanted to celebrate me.
201
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:28,720
They brought food and drinks
and did my make-up.
202
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:35,400
-Are they here right now?
-Yes, and I was going to call you.
203
00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:37,080
You have to come in.
204
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:41,680
-I'm the world's worst maid of honor.
-You're not the worst.
205
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:44,840
You will be if you don't come in.
206
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,400
This is champagne.
207
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:54,080
-Let's take another picture.
-Absolutely.
208
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,800
-Get in the picture.
-Squeeze.
209
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:59,400
-Vertically.
-I've got the shortest arms.
210
00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:01,920
-That's okay.
-Cheers, everyone.
211
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,800
-Cheers.
-Thank you so much. This is fun.
212
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:10,280
I would have never thought.
213
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:24,880
If I could give you a tip,
I'd recommend couple's yoga.
214
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:29,840
You bend and stretch together, it's
really fun. I'd highly recommend it.
215
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:34,480
Or just get married again.
Pål and I are happier than ever.
216
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,320
-Absolutely. Cheers to Pål.
-To Pål!
217
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,480
Cheers to Pål!
218
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:41,600
Pål! Pål! Pål!
219
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,040
Pål! Pål! Pål!
220
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:03,320
COME, COWS
221
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,680
WHAT THE FUCK?
222
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:06,680
SERIOUSLY?
223
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:08,080
PUNISH HER IN EVERY HOLE
224
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,240
BIG, FAT WHORE
225
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:12,760
NO THANK YOU
226
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,080
Hi. You're working late.
227
00:21:56,680 --> 00:22:00,680
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