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"NO ONE PAYS FOR THIS"
"SCAM"

I've received an estimate.
It's going to be expensive.

I don't want to get
a consumer loan to fix the bathroom,

with a 20% interest rate.

-It's going to be pricey.
-Roger.

- Hi.
-Hey.

-Hi, dad.
- Hi, honey. How are you?

-Well... I need help.
- Help?

-I have never asked for help...
-Hold on. Let me grab a drink.

Brit, can you step out
on the balcony for a second?

Just stay out there.

Yes.

What's wrong?

-I need money.
- Just a second.

Brit wanted her cigarettes.

-Money?
-Something broke in the bathroom.

I would help you if I could, but I
invested my money in this apartment.

-Mom's money as well?
-This apartment is for all of us.

-But you and Brit are always there.
-Economics is simple.

Never spend more than you can afford.

I told you that your house
would be a money pit.

Brit wants to come back in.
I need to let her in.

-You'll figure it out.
- Yes, we will.

- Thank you.
-I'll be right there. Relax!

You've got something there.

-Hello.
-Hey, how are you?

-Fine.
-Can my mom wait here?

This is your mom? Of course, sit
down. Do you want a cup of coffee?

-No, thank you.
-What about you?

Do you have soda?

I'll take a look.

Hågen is waiting to join the meeting.
Let's just get it started.

-Hi, Hågen.
-Hey.

Thank you for coming
on such short notice.

-You still look the same.
-Thanks. I'm trying to stay in shape.

I have worked my ass off on my
comeback, and now this happens?

A fly in the ointment.

I'm glad you're putting up the fight.

People are stealing, mashing
and sampling everything these days.

It's not right.

It's all about
intellectual property.

-Yes.
-Agreed.

Sure. Should we listen to the songs?

-We'll start with Aimen's.
-Maybe we should start with mine?

To hear the original version
before the plagiarized one?

Right. Let's listen to
PM's song first. Here we go.

-Hey, you.
-Okay.

-Did you pick up my parcel?
-No, I didn't go to the store.

-But you promised!
-I'll try to remember it tomorrow.

-You have to remember it.
-Sure.

-What's for dinner?
-Leftovers from Sunday.

But it's Thursday.

It's okay. It tasted good on Sunday,
so it'll taste good today.

How much money do you earn
from selling those shoes?

-It varies.
-Maybe you should start to pay board?

No way, I'm 14 years old!

And I've got better things
to spend my money on.

We'll talk about it.
Can you set the table?

-Your dad's in a meeting.
-I'm not eating.

Hi, my lovely new friend.
Only the sky is the limit.

My name is Trude,
and I wish you a warm welcome.

I have been a content creator
here since March of 2021 .

During those years I have gained
a lot of knowledge and experience.

I want to share
my experiences with you.

That's why I'm
inviting you to a course.

You'll learn how to gain followers

and how to become
a successful content creator.

It only costs 5.000 kr. Send me a
private message if you want to join.

-Lars? Will they take this to court?
-Maybe.

In that case,
I'll need your great mind.

The two songs are obviously similar.

We can't rule it out.

EMILIE: I LIKE YOU

I LIKE YOU TOO

HEY!

EW, BORING.

-There you are.
-I'm going to a course tomorrow.

Okay.

How's your case going?

-I heard Aman's song on the radio.
-Aimen.

-Is it really that similar?
-It's identical.

It is plagiarized.

Just listen.

Listen to this.

No, stop. I have to go to bed.

Wow.

What kind of course is this?

Nothing special.
New trends and viral stuff.

Who's teaching it?

-Trude something. I have to go.
-Okay.

-It's on the fourth floor.
-Thank you.

Are you coming?

-Welcome. Trude.
-Kjersti.

-Great. Hi. Trude.
-Emrik.

Alright, we're ready.

We can finally get started.

Everyone's here. I want to wish
you a warm welcome to this course.

I have been so excited about this.
It is so nice to see you all here.

I'm looking forward to teaching you
everything I have learned.

I'll teach you the basics
and what equipment you'll need,

and then we'll talk about our bodies.

Everything we say in this room,
stays in this room.

I worked as a content creator
for IF for a year and a half.

Yes, it's work.
It can be very hectic.

but you'll meet so many interesting
and nice people in this industry.

You'll go to the parties and
experience so many new things.

I am... No really,
it has been so great.

That was a bit about me.
- Julianne, you can go first.

My name is Julianne,
and I have an ASMR YouTube channel.

A sound channel.

Good.

What made you want
to try a different industry?

-It got a bit repetitive.
-You go, girl. Very good.

Kjersti?

I have to tell you this before you
say anything: You are so brave.

You have the guts to show up here and
change the trajectory of your life.

That is so inspiring.

And the category you've
chosen to venture into: MILF.

You're the tired housewife,
the teacher, or the cashier.

Such a great demographic.

I'm sure the others
can relate to that as well.

That's why you're here.

Let's move on to the bedroom.

The holy room, as they say.
Follow me.

I do have quite a bit of equipment
that I have accumulated over time.

Your phone is your
most important device.

Your camera, and what you do in front
of the camera, is most important.

Please don't touch the equipment.

I collaborate with suppliers
to make the equipment a bit cheaper.

The participants in this course
will also receive a discount code

on ring lights, dildos or lube.

Later you'll be able to purchase
my own homemade baguettes...

-Yes, Kjersti?
-Will you go more in depth?

Yes, of course.

We'll be doing that after lunch.

We'll test out different
positions in front of the camera,

and we'll look at celebrity accounts.

What are your thoughts
on target audiences?

Have you analyzed what type
of men you're interacting with?

Men are men, in my experience.
And I do have a lot of experience.

-Men are men, and a hole is a hole.
-No, that's not true.

I think we'll move on.

I'm yet to meet a consumer that
doesn't like water on a wet body.

You can wash the windows, you know?

I'll show you a life-changing way
to shave your private area.

-I'll demonstrate...
-I'm leaving.

-That's too bad.
-That's the way it has to be.

Maybe I can get some
of my money back?

There are no refunds.

Kjersti!

5.000 to learn how to press your
boobs against the shower door?

You had a lot of relevant questions.

How to make a strategy
or how to improve...

-What you want to sell...
-And who I want to be.

Sure. Let me take
a look at your profile.

I can't be asked.
Let me see your profile, then.

-You've got a lot of followers.
-There's a gap of expectations.

My profile shows the boy next door,
a mother-in-law's dream,

but something in my eyes makes my
followers pay to see these pictures.

-Let me see yours.
-You're going to laugh.

I promise I won't.

Where is... You work in marketing and
this is what you're trying to sell?

-You said you wouldn't laugh.
-I'm not laughing.

You've got an amazing starting point.

Your pictures work, but you
have to find a way to stand out.

-I won't sell porn.
-You don't have to.

-I have to. I'm a man.
-Right.

How should I make a profile then?

Firstly, figure out what you're
comfortable with and what you like.

Then you'll match your preferences
with what your followers want.

If you find a good balance,
this won't feel like a job.

You're overqualified
for Trude's course.

What can I say?

I'm helping new talents
understand their potential.

-So you're a pimp?
-Or a coach.

-I think it's a bit uncomfortable.
-I have not been dishonest with you.

Kjersti.

Thank you, Emrik.

It was very interesting to meet you.

I wish you the best
of luck with your business.

Tacos?

-Are you serving tacos?
-Yes.

-Isn't that a bit tacky?
-I like tacos.

It's just... They're tacos.

-How was the food?
-It was delicious.

Yes? Lars thinks tacos
are tacky, but it's a good meal.

Don't worry.

Pål doesn't care. Tacky turns him on.

Oh yeah?

Pål spends his money on women online.
He wanks to their pictures and chats.

I think that's a bit tacky.

Wanking isn't tacky.

-Everyone needs something to wank to.
-Sure.

Yes.

Maybe we shouldn't talk about
wanking by the dinner table?

Maybe not.

How's it going with your court case?

-Per Martin. Do you know the song?
-Yes.

Why do you think it's tacky?

I don't know, I might be
wrong. We can take a look

at Pål's favorite. Let's see here...

That's Pål's favorite at the moment.
He spends a lot of money on her.

-A cat.
-Yes.

I think that's a bit tacky.

That's just my opinion. No offense.

What do you wank to, then?

-You.
-No, don't be so prim.

It's true. I'm not prim.

Porn doesn't turn me on.
I think porn is boring.

I need to be emotionally connected to
the woman in order to be turned on.

Cat costumes won't work on me.

-You're not connected to animals?
-There's nothing wrong with animals.

Absolutely not. There's
nothing wrong with wanking either.

Okay, so he wants a cat,
but when I put myself out there...

Right? These are my local,
more available boobs.

I send them to my husband
of 20 years, whom I love.

What do you think his response is?

Nothing. A thumbs up!

-How should that make me feel?
-That's enough.

These boobs have
nursed two kids. Your kids.

They have been sucked dry.
They have provided life.

You can't say the same thing about
this bitch's fucking cat nipples.

But of course you'll praise her
and give her all of your money.

Do you really think he's being
unfaithful? Are you serious?

Okay. Okay...

I'll go home to the babysitter.

I didn't mean it like that. We should
be able to have a civil conversation.

That's easy for you to say,
you don't have to deal with it.

Yes. I'll go with her.

-Thank you for the tacos. Bye.
-Bye.

NICE PROFILE

BUT IT LACKS A SENSE OF DIRECTION

WHO DO YOU WANT TO BE?

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