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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,682 I'm sorry... 2 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:02,979 but it's not very interesting. 3 00:01:05,690 --> 00:01:09,903 I don't see- I don't understand... 4 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:16,368 why you'd waste your time on considerations 5 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:19,245 that, in my humble opinion... 6 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:25,752 construct a tired theory that's been rehashed countless times 7 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:30,173 and is based on widely contested notions. 8 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:31,383 ‟Tired”? 9 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:32,967 With all due respect, Lise, 10 00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:38,181 I'm not seeing revolutionary work coming from your doctoral students. 11 00:01:39,683 --> 00:01:42,936 We know how tough you are on the new wave of philosophers, 12 00:01:42,977 --> 00:01:44,979 especially when they're women, 13 00:01:45,021 --> 00:01:49,359 but I thought your professionalism would prevail over your insecurities. 14 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:54,030 I'm sorry, but I have to agree with Lise. 15 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:55,865 I think we're cutting corners. 16 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:57,575 Take Chapter 7... 17 00:01:57,617 --> 00:02:01,454 By the way, nine chapters in a dissertation... 18 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:04,082 - It's a lot. - Anyway... 19 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:09,504 Chapter 7, ‟Dominant Realities,” reads like a lyric essay. 20 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:11,673 I'm surprised you allowed that, Paul. 21 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:14,342 Well, if it isn't our very own Thomas Aquinas, 22 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:16,136 emerging from his sarcophagus, 23 00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:19,889 incapable of forming an opinion without the approval of the matriarch. 24 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:22,350 I just have a few reservations. 25 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:25,937 Well, if this is how things are going to go, 26 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:30,817 your little protégée will be penalized for your lack of judgment. 27 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,657 - Are we OK? - Christmas is gonna be great without you! 28 00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:39,784 You really want to go there? 29 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:43,747 I'm serious, Lise! My brother is much happier without you. 30 00:02:43,788 --> 00:02:47,500 Yeah, well, ask André if he thinks Nietzsche would say 31 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:49,544 that squandering his son's inheritance 32 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:53,006 on a new pair of tits for Melanie, who left him two months later, 33 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:56,676 and on the purchase of a Miata convertible 34 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:59,220 was the right existential choice! 35 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:03,975 Anyway, on that note, gentlemen, I wish you a good day! 36 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:06,269 - Gilles! - Yes? 37 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:11,149 Over my dead body will she work in our department! 38 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:14,194 Don't worry about it. Women of that age... 39 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:24,079 Well, congratulations, Sophia! 40 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:28,291 You're among the one percent of people who can say they have a PhD! 41 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:31,670 Welcome to our ranks! 42 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:43,306 FAMILIAL AND POLITICAL DYNAMICS AMONG ANTONIO GRAMSCI'S CONTINUATORS 43 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:35,358 NOTRE-DAME UNIVERSITY QUEBEC'S TOP EMPLOYER 44 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:50,874 A BROTHER'S LOVE 45 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:03,136 Hey, Hughes! How's it going? 46 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:04,346 Hey! You good? 47 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:06,139 - Good to see you! - You too! 48 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:08,224 - You went for the turtleneck! - I did! 49 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:09,934 - Great! - I'm gonna sing later! 50 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:11,019 Oh yeah? 51 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:13,563 Get ready! I've prepared quite a number. 52 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:19,361 If they're doing badly, it's good for me! 53 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:34,626 I refuse to drink anything out of a mug. Gross! 54 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:42,008 I really believe that the less you think, 55 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:44,886 the better your odds of being beautiful and happy. 56 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,306 Yeah, maybe for women. 57 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:52,560 Well, obviously. The little power we have still stems from our bodies. 58 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:54,604 For men, it's everything else. 59 00:05:55,271 --> 00:05:57,607 Take, for example, a beautiful woman. 60 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:00,068 Joanie! 61 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:05,699 Yes. That's truly a man's choice, but she's an excellent example. 62 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:08,576 She's as dumb as a rock, unpleasant, even. 63 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:10,620 Her only interest is astrology. 64 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:13,039 But all men are obsessed with her. 65 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:15,500 She could bag a Nobel physicist 66 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:18,586 'cause the loser wanted to fuck her in high school. 67 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:19,963 Well, I'm not like that. 68 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:23,550 Until you'll date hot girls with borderline personality disorder 69 00:06:23,591 --> 00:06:25,635 who end up sending you death threats. 70 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:26,720 It will never work. 71 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:30,807 You'll live with your overeducated sister and her seven cats until you die. 72 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:32,267 It's fucking depressing. 73 00:06:32,308 --> 00:06:35,645 Be like me! Practice joyful nihilism! 74 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:39,941 Disconnect from your emotions. Ignore them as much as possible! 75 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:42,193 Eventually, you won't feel anything at all. 76 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:45,155 Can't believe you're the psychologist for the Minister of the Economy. 77 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:46,573 That's me! 78 00:06:46,614 --> 00:06:48,491 Speaking of death threats... 79 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:49,951 - I'm pregnant. - What? 80 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:54,622 Sunshine! 81 00:06:58,585 --> 00:06:59,586 Hi, Annabelle! 82 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:07,344 - You're good? Your baby's good? - Yeah! 83 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:10,555 I don't want to sound biased, but he's really smart. 84 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,307 He can... Hey! 85 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:15,935 He can pick up objects and bang them together. 86 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:17,520 He's 6 months old! 87 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:21,358 - Remarkable! - Wow! 88 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:23,526 I feel like I was made for motherhood. 89 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:26,196 But you just can't understand that love is- 90 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:28,573 Hey, Annabelle, how's your dad? 91 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:29,949 - Good! - Please. 92 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:31,117 Because... 93 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:35,497 He made me lose my train of thought. How are you? You look beaten down. 94 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,207 Cool! I look beaten down! 95 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:41,711 I spent eight years studying for nothing, because I didn't get the job, 96 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:43,922 and I doubt there will be another one, 97 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:47,133 since professors in my field teach till they're 109. 98 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:50,345 So now I'm living with Karim because I'm completely broke. 99 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:53,682 - I thought it was because of Peter. - Peter? I'm so over that. 100 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:58,061 I don't know how you could trust a skater over 30, honey. 101 00:07:58,103 --> 00:08:01,564 Of course he would end up with a sporty chick. You're too smart. 102 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:04,609 He's already dating someone? Who? Is she thinner than me? 103 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:07,862 I don't know! I just picture him with someone sporty. 104 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:09,364 Well, I'm sporty. 105 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:11,950 So, you're telling me your dad is doing well? 106 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,452 At what point can you say that someone is sporty? 107 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,496 It's like alcoholism. It's unclear. 108 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:20,250 - Is he doing well or super well? - Super well! 109 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:22,002 I might not be super sporty. 110 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:24,421 I'm sporty, but not SPORTY! 111 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:28,299 - You should come meet my son! - I never know what to say to babies. 112 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:31,219 At that age, you don't even have to talk to them. 113 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:34,639 Let's have a dinner. We can do tarot and shit-talk our friends. 114 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:37,350 Last time we did that, I was still dating Karim. 115 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:39,394 Sleeping with! Sleeping with Karim. 116 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:41,479 Let's not play word games please. 117 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:44,649 Look! Now that I'm breastfeeding, my tits are huge! 118 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:47,402 They almost seem fake. Feel them. Feel! 119 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:52,407 Because I really like Marcel, so I'm glad he's doing well. 120 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:53,783 They do seem fake. 121 00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:55,994 I was on antidepressants. 122 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,413 You forget what you say on antidepressants. 123 00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:00,749 You're a shrink. You should know that. 124 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,751 Let me refresh your memory. 125 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:07,255 You told me your dad killed himself so I'd feel guilty about dumping you. 126 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,591 Yeah, sure! I'm crazy. 127 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:10,967 Guys, stop it! 128 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:13,595 And antidepressants don't make you forget. 129 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:15,388 That's not how it happened. 130 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:16,890 Fine. 131 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:28,485 Is your brother seeing anyone? 132 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:30,945 - You're married. You're breastfeeding. - OK, morality police! 133 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:33,156 - Get over it. - I want to. 134 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:37,911 But he has the biggest dick I've ever seen! It's chemical! 135 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:40,622 Plus it'd be cool! We would be sisters-in-law. 136 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:42,540 Well, let's dance. 137 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,834 Dance! Never. Death before dance. 138 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:47,045 I love you! 139 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:53,218 Six, four, one... 140 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:02,894 - Happy New Year! - Happy New Year! 141 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,354 OK! 142 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,090 What day is it? 143 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:03,098 Tuesday... Work! 144 00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:14,401 A LITTLE BOWL OF SMILES TO START YOUR DAY 145 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:20,699 I know, I know! 146 00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:30,250 And in this last triptych, 147 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:35,338 entitled The Fetishist Chimera and the Triton, 148 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:40,552 Sylvie Christal pays homage to her great love of travel. 149 00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:47,392 Any questions? No? So... 150 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:52,022 - Yes? - Hi! My name is Francine. 151 00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:56,776 I'm the treasurer for the Chomedey chapter of the Golden Sun Retirement Community, 152 00:12:56,818 --> 00:13:00,113 and I have a financial question. 153 00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:07,162 I'm just saying that because of my role as treasurer. 154 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:11,166 - Oh, you don't know what that is! - I do. 155 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:16,212 A treasurer is the person in charge of the ledger, which details... 156 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:18,840 - How to explain... - Expenses? 157 00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:22,719 Yes! But purchases too! 158 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:24,929 What's your question? 159 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:28,141 If, for example, in the art world, 160 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:30,310 one of Ms. Christal's paintings, 161 00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:33,355 like the one with the big black man grabbing her... 162 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:38,651 It reminds me of the imagery in the Horsemen of the Mind book series. 163 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,653 I'm sure you've heard of it! 164 00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:45,909 Well, it's pretty famous. 165 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:50,663 Maybe 'cause you kids are always playing your video games. 166 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,467 Sorry. I don't mean to interrupt. 167 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:06,221 Sophia, I just got a call from the hospital. 168 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:11,226 Dad was in a serious accident. He got sucked up by a snowblower. 169 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,813 - A what? - A snowblower. 170 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,150 A snowblower? 171 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:31,496 I'd like to go, but I'm with a group. 172 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:36,292 Oh yeah! The guided tour. That's important. 173 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,462 Unless... 174 00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:43,383 No, it's an emergency! Go! 175 00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:44,551 Thank you. 176 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:48,179 I'm sorry. It's a dangerous world out there. 177 00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:53,893 Did they say if it was a small snowblower 178 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,980 or a big one? 179 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:03,778 The inspectors don't know yet. 180 00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:06,573 Thank you. 181 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:43,234 Isn't 4:00 the earliest acceptable time to start drinking? 182 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,987 - It's not 4:00 yet? - No, it's 3:00. 183 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:51,743 Would you rather... 184 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:56,456 swim in a pool filled with puke 185 00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:59,209 or filled with worms? 186 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,504 Is it my own puke? 187 00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:03,755 Affirmative. 188 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:59,227 Cat videos or dog videos? 189 00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:03,440 That's cruel! I can't choose. 190 00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:05,400 You have to. 191 00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:08,737 It's one of the fundamental questions 192 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:11,990 by which Westerners define themselves. 193 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:15,618 Asterix or Tintin? Freud or Jung? 194 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,454 The Stones or the Beatles? 195 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,998 It's a dumb question. Musically, they have nothing in common. 196 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,458 True. 197 00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:22,792 If I was a woman, 198 00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:24,586 I would never date 199 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:28,548 a combination of Beatles, cats and Tintin. 200 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,050 Why? 201 00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:34,596 Because he's necessarily a submissive passive. 202 00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:38,641 ‟Me, I respect the law! Me, I drive with both hands on the wheel.” 203 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,935 That man is dead inside. 204 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:46,524 So, I should date a Rolling Stones, dogs... 205 00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:51,571 Asterix! 206 00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:54,741 Are you insane? You want to be miserable your whole life, my sister? 207 00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:56,242 That's ‟black flag.” 208 00:17:56,993 --> 00:18:01,456 Years after he's broken your heart, even if you hate him, 209 00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:05,877 he'll win you back using the silly detail tactics. 210 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:10,090 Example: ‟I'll always remember the blue dress you were wearing when we met.” 211 00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:11,758 Jacob McSween. 212 00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:15,553 Jacob McSween! I curse you! 213 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,516 That's so depressing. 214 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,768 So, what's the perfect formula 215 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:25,605 for a stable yet exciting relationship? 216 00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:29,234 The Kinks, cats and Bronsky. 217 00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:32,529 - Why? - 'Cause it's mine! 218 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:47,479 - $200! I made $200! - What? 219 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:52,067 My dear children, my dear children... 220 00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:59,491 I'm so happy you're here! You never visit. 221 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,035 Quit complaining! We just got here. 222 00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:04,871 It's like when we call, and you go: ‟You never call!” 223 00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:06,873 But it's true! You never call. 224 00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:10,585 How many people over 30 spend an hour on the bus every single week 225 00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:12,087 to eat with their parents? 226 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:15,215 - Not one of our friends! - Your friends are idiots! 227 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,425 Not radical. 228 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:20,762 They stick their parents in old folks' homes, 229 00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:23,098 where they get robbed by criminals! 230 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,351 I refuse to wither away in a place like that. 231 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:27,936 What criminals? What are we talking about? 232 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:31,481 What are they gonna steal? Your debts? 233 00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:32,982 Eat shit! 234 00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:37,821 In my country, kids don't do that. Families live together. 235 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:40,865 Since you've been here longer, this is pretty much your country now. 236 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:44,035 I'd rather kill myself than live with a bunch of old people. 237 00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:46,621 Oh, the great threats of Madame Bovary! 238 00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:48,081 You are old, Dad! 239 00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:50,250 - Go to hell! - No, Dad! 240 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,752 What is this, a totalitarian regime? 241 00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:57,173 Anyway, I know you're just here to see your mom. 242 00:20:57,215 --> 00:20:58,591 You love me less than her. 243 00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:00,427 Yeah, where is she anyway? 244 00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:04,097 I'll bet you never ask your mother where I am! 245 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:08,059 Those will go straight to your ass. 246 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:09,561 Thanks! 247 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,781 Of course, there's a reason for that. 248 00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:24,284 We must explore why our society 249 00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:27,412 is so intent on depicting knowledge as depressing. 250 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:31,791 Maybe it's because of the number of people excluded from that knowledge. 251 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:35,628 Today, I'm here for a boob-job consultation. 252 00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:39,215 I didn't really know what to expect. I just know I want one. 253 00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:42,260 Marlène wants bigger tits. 254 00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:45,305 It's something I've been considering for a while. 255 00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:48,058 Obviously, I'm not getting any younger. 256 00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:54,856 Why do all activist women my age 257 00:21:54,898 --> 00:21:58,151 have crew cuts and dress in men's clothing? 258 00:21:58,193 --> 00:21:59,986 We looked like a bunch of... 259 00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:01,363 Get him off me! 260 00:22:01,404 --> 00:22:04,407 Fidèle! Stay away from her! She doesn't like you. 261 00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:06,785 It's because I'm allergic! 262 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:10,038 - But do you have to be so hostile? - He fucking attacked me! 263 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,873 Stop swearing all the time! 264 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,376 You look tired. 265 00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:16,795 - Mommy! - Oh, my sweet boy! 266 00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:20,382 The prodigal son. Quick, kill the fatted calf. 267 00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:23,927 - Your dad's in the kitchen? - Yes. 268 00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:26,680 He didn't turn on the hood! Hichem, the hood! 269 00:22:26,721 --> 00:22:28,264 - The hood! - What? 270 00:22:28,306 --> 00:22:30,558 He's deaf. It smells like grease! 271 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:33,895 - You're not eating. - She never eats! 272 00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:35,814 - Mashed potatoes? - Leave me alone! 273 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:39,401 I'm morbidly obese. I inherited magical powers from Dad's sisters. 274 00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:42,696 - What powers? - I get fat just thinking about food. 275 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:47,742 - Well, these are the good days. - Pass the bread. 276 00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:50,078 You spend half your life thinking you're fat 277 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:53,081 and the other half thinking you're old and fat. 278 00:22:53,123 --> 00:22:55,458 Anyway, what are you up to these days? 279 00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:57,127 Research... 280 00:22:58,253 --> 00:22:59,838 Self-reflection. 281 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,715 - Are you applying for jobs? - Yes. 282 00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:03,383 - Where? - Lots of places. 283 00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:04,467 Name one. 284 00:23:04,509 --> 00:23:08,179 The Research Center... 285 00:23:08,221 --> 00:23:11,433 for Social Sciences... 286 00:23:11,474 --> 00:23:13,268 - Of Montreal. - North. 287 00:23:14,686 --> 00:23:16,229 - Liar. - It's true! 288 00:23:16,271 --> 00:23:20,900 Maybe you should settle for something else until your dream teaching job comes along. 289 00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:24,529 You have to work hard to reach your goals. Look at your brother! 290 00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:26,072 Stop comparing us! 291 00:23:26,114 --> 00:23:28,366 I didn't exactly have a career role model. 292 00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:30,326 - Your dad has back pain! - Everyone does. 293 00:23:30,368 --> 00:23:31,453 I have a career! 294 00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:34,164 As an ex-commie who plays the online stock market. 295 00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:35,957 With his government pension. 296 00:23:35,999 --> 00:23:39,085 Is that your exact job title at your imaginary company? 297 00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:42,505 OK! I made $200 today! You? 298 00:23:43,214 --> 00:23:45,884 She doesn't want to talk about it! Leave her alone. 299 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:50,764 I have a friend, a lover 300 00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:53,058 We were friends 301 00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:54,559 What are you singing? 302 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:59,564 - You know Abdu's daughter, Karima? - Yes. 303 00:24:01,066 --> 00:24:02,108 She's single. 304 00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:03,735 Oh, Karim and Karima! 305 00:24:03,777 --> 00:24:05,612 Thanks, but no thanks! More wine. 306 00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:06,696 Enough. 307 00:24:06,738 --> 00:24:07,781 I don't get it. 308 00:24:07,822 --> 00:24:11,618 You're so smart and handsome. If I was young, I'd fall in love with you. 309 00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:15,163 - That's not creepy at all. - It's not creepy! He's so handsome! 310 00:24:15,205 --> 00:24:16,956 True. Can we move on? 311 00:24:16,998 --> 00:24:19,542 Karim, mindless sex gets boring. 312 00:24:19,584 --> 00:24:22,587 You need to find that spark! 313 00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:25,715 Because, children... 314 00:24:27,384 --> 00:24:30,595 sex is intimacy, above all. 315 00:24:30,637 --> 00:24:31,680 Your mother and I- 316 00:24:31,721 --> 00:24:35,642 Can we just have a boring conversation like a normal family? 317 00:24:35,684 --> 00:24:37,143 Yeah, why are you so weird? 318 00:24:37,185 --> 00:24:38,395 Don't call me crazy! 319 00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:41,439 She didn't call you crazy! She said you were weird. 320 00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:43,900 I'm not deaf! You should respect your father! 321 00:24:48,446 --> 00:24:50,824 Because I'm no longer having it... 322 00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:53,993 I was thinking about sex the other night. 323 00:24:54,035 --> 00:24:55,036 Mom, say something! 324 00:24:55,870 --> 00:24:57,789 Listen to him. This is funny. 325 00:24:58,206 --> 00:25:02,252 I was thinking about sex in general, and remembered Lenin said something like... 326 00:25:04,462 --> 00:25:06,756 ‟Excess... ” 327 00:25:06,798 --> 00:25:08,216 OK? 328 00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:12,303 ‟Excess in one's sex life 329 00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:17,017 shows a veiled respect for bourgeois morality.” 330 00:25:18,351 --> 00:25:20,895 By that logic, 331 00:25:20,937 --> 00:25:25,358 your mother and I would have been sent to the Gulag! 332 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,651 What the fuck! 333 00:25:30,071 --> 00:25:33,491 When your father and I were together, it was really... 334 00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:37,495 I'm glad our parents taught us that divorce is the key to living in harmony. 335 00:25:37,537 --> 00:25:40,123 Yes, and I would add that it's totally normal 336 00:25:40,165 --> 00:25:42,876 that Dad has lived in the garage for 20 years. 337 00:25:42,917 --> 00:25:45,253 Hichem! We traumatized our children. 338 00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:47,630 Clementine pie! 339 00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:51,217 The plate. There you go! 340 00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:57,599 - None for me. - Come on! 341 00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:58,933 A small piece. 342 00:25:58,975 --> 00:26:01,811 - Hang on. - That's too much. 343 00:26:01,853 --> 00:26:03,229 - Thank you! - Too big. 344 00:26:03,271 --> 00:26:04,939 - Come on! - More! 345 00:26:04,981 --> 00:26:07,275 - Here. - Thank you. 346 00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:14,699 It's delicious, Dad! 347 00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:18,370 There's a subtle note of orange blossoms... 348 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:22,665 ... beautifully camouflaged by an abundance of eggs. 349 00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:26,753 It tastes like an armpit! 350 00:26:29,923 --> 00:26:33,426 Go to hell! I'll never cook for you again. 351 00:27:59,012 --> 00:28:03,058 I don't know why anyone would read magazines in a waiting room. 352 00:28:03,099 --> 00:28:05,018 They're covered in germs. 353 00:28:06,895 --> 00:28:08,688 I'm having palpitations. 354 00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:11,691 You can't have a heart attack before menopause. 355 00:28:11,733 --> 00:28:13,985 OK, but I might have Paroxysmal nodal tachycardia. 356 00:28:14,027 --> 00:28:16,029 Enough with the self-diagnoses. 357 00:28:21,409 --> 00:28:23,870 I see your multiple sclerosis has healed nicely! 358 00:28:24,537 --> 00:28:27,040 I'm sorry, but multiple sclerosis is a hodgepodge disease! 359 00:28:27,082 --> 00:28:28,500 It has a million symptoms! 360 00:28:30,335 --> 00:28:31,670 If you had to pick 361 00:28:31,711 --> 00:28:35,674 between having lupus or Lyme disease for the rest of your life, 362 00:28:35,715 --> 00:28:37,342 what would you choose? 363 00:28:37,384 --> 00:28:40,720 - Hello! Sophia? - That's me. 364 00:28:43,515 --> 00:28:45,684 - Come with me. - Answer first. 365 00:28:46,768 --> 00:28:48,103 Lupus. 366 00:29:29,060 --> 00:29:33,106 Now, I have to ask this: Are you sure you want to terminate- 367 00:29:33,148 --> 00:29:34,399 Yes. 368 00:29:37,027 --> 00:29:38,987 - How old are you? - 35. 369 00:29:39,029 --> 00:29:40,947 35... 370 00:29:41,823 --> 00:29:44,826 And this is your second abortion. Is that right? 371 00:29:44,868 --> 00:29:48,538 Yes. But I was 19 the first time, so it doesn't really count. 372 00:29:48,580 --> 00:29:51,624 You might want to consider using contraception. 373 00:29:53,585 --> 00:29:57,130 Are you aware that each abortion heightens the risk of complications 374 00:29:57,172 --> 00:29:58,590 in any future pregnancies? 375 00:29:58,631 --> 00:30:01,509 I don't want children. The world is too depressing. 376 00:30:01,551 --> 00:30:04,471 That said, I'd like morphine during the abortion. 377 00:30:05,138 --> 00:30:08,725 Also, could you prescribe me an anxiolytic? 378 00:30:09,184 --> 00:30:11,519 I think I'll need it after all this. 379 00:30:12,062 --> 00:30:13,938 I think that's a very bad idea. 380 00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:16,149 Mind your own business. 381 00:30:17,067 --> 00:30:19,361 Do you have an existing prescription? 382 00:30:19,402 --> 00:30:22,530 No. But I tried some of my friend's. 383 00:30:23,531 --> 00:30:27,035 - It was cloxazolem. - Cloxazolam. 384 00:30:27,077 --> 00:30:28,995 - Cloxazolime? - Cloxazolam. 385 00:30:29,037 --> 00:30:31,873 - Yes! - I can't prescribe you that. 386 00:30:32,415 --> 00:30:35,877 - You play sports? - Yes, quite a bit. What? 387 00:30:35,919 --> 00:30:38,755 Your boyfriend will take you home after the procedure? 388 00:30:38,797 --> 00:30:39,839 - No, no. - Yes. 389 00:30:39,881 --> 00:30:41,341 - Well, yes. - No. 390 00:30:42,092 --> 00:30:45,011 - I'm his brother. I mean sister. - She's my sister. 391 00:30:49,808 --> 00:30:51,393 Brother and sister... 392 00:30:54,062 --> 00:30:56,398 You can wait in the room next door. 393 00:30:56,439 --> 00:31:00,402 A nurse will come get you when it's time for the procedure. 394 00:31:01,820 --> 00:31:04,239 - All good? - Yes. 395 00:31:23,925 --> 00:31:25,552 Excuse me! 396 00:31:26,636 --> 00:31:30,807 This is gonna sound like a line, but I feel like we've met before. 397 00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:35,020 I'm not trying to hit on you. It's weird though. 398 00:31:35,061 --> 00:31:36,855 We've slept together. 399 00:31:38,773 --> 00:31:40,316 No, I'd remember. 400 00:31:40,358 --> 00:31:43,778 It was a long time ago. I had just moved to Montreal. 401 00:31:50,118 --> 00:31:52,829 And was it good? I mean... 402 00:31:54,289 --> 00:31:56,207 Sorry if I didn't call you back. 403 00:31:56,249 --> 00:31:57,625 I had a boyfriend. 404 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,712 I'm the one who didn't call. 405 00:32:04,632 --> 00:32:06,051 Éloïse. 406 00:32:13,433 --> 00:32:14,726 Karim. 407 00:32:15,226 --> 00:32:16,519 I know. 408 00:32:23,985 --> 00:32:26,071 I like that doctor. 409 00:32:26,738 --> 00:32:28,823 I like her a lot. 410 00:32:29,783 --> 00:32:32,452 If I was a man, I'd go for it. 411 00:32:33,495 --> 00:32:37,999 You should date women like her instead of all those psychos. 412 00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:39,834 She's perfect. 413 00:32:42,879 --> 00:32:45,382 - What? - Yep! 414 00:32:46,216 --> 00:32:47,676 Are you out of your mind? 415 00:32:47,717 --> 00:32:50,053 You just said I should date her. 416 00:32:50,679 --> 00:32:54,891 I said women like her. Not her. 417 00:32:54,933 --> 00:32:56,059 It's different! 418 00:32:56,101 --> 00:32:57,268 Well, well... 419 00:32:57,894 --> 00:33:02,440 I'm sorry, but what kind of sicko 420 00:33:02,482 --> 00:33:07,278 hits on the doctor who just aborted his own sister? 421 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,406 - Me! - Quiet! 422 00:33:09,447 --> 00:33:12,117 You're ruining my precious morphine time. 423 00:34:44,459 --> 00:34:46,753 I'll help you pick an outfit. 424 00:34:51,299 --> 00:34:52,717 Tonight... 425 00:34:54,094 --> 00:34:59,057 I want to make love with me, me, me 426 00:35:07,649 --> 00:35:09,150 That looks good. 427 00:35:24,499 --> 00:35:27,627 That one. Fine! 428 00:35:31,923 --> 00:35:36,761 You can call me if you're not feeling well or if you have a panic attack. 429 00:35:36,803 --> 00:35:38,972 But there's no food in the house. 430 00:35:39,014 --> 00:35:40,473 I'll order a salad. 431 00:35:46,146 --> 00:35:47,647 Love you. 432 00:35:49,983 --> 00:35:51,568 Gross! 433 00:35:54,904 --> 00:35:56,781 Try to steal her speculum! 434 00:35:56,823 --> 00:35:59,492 I don't think doctors keep those at home. 435 00:35:59,534 --> 00:36:01,202 Well, something medical. 436 00:36:01,703 --> 00:36:03,288 You got mail. 437 00:36:08,293 --> 00:36:12,589 FATHER AND SON TEACH PHILOSOPHY 438 00:36:17,218 --> 00:36:18,970 STUDENT DEBT OF $48,000 439 00:36:19,012 --> 00:36:20,263 REPAYMENT 440 00:36:20,305 --> 00:36:22,015 STUDENT DEBT 441 00:36:25,852 --> 00:36:28,480 Who was Marie-Antoinette's father? 442 00:36:28,521 --> 00:36:29,981 Francis I? 443 00:36:31,274 --> 00:36:33,735 - Francis I. - That's right! 444 00:36:34,235 --> 00:36:39,240 Now for $200, which lake is home to a famous monster? 445 00:36:39,282 --> 00:36:40,533 Loch Ness? 446 00:36:40,575 --> 00:36:43,828 - Loch Ness? - Yes, Loch Ness! 447 00:36:43,870 --> 00:36:48,124 For $400, in what city was John F. Kennedy assassinated? 448 00:36:50,335 --> 00:36:51,503 Dallas? 449 00:36:52,796 --> 00:36:55,423 I'm gonna go with Memphis? 450 00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:58,718 No, the correct answer was Dallas. 451 00:36:58,760 --> 00:36:59,886 Idiot. 452 00:36:59,928 --> 00:37:04,057 For $200, what is the name of the sac containing the human heart? 453 00:37:04,099 --> 00:37:05,392 The pericardium? 454 00:37:06,267 --> 00:37:10,897 - The myocardium? - No, it's the pericardium. 455 00:37:10,939 --> 00:37:12,816 That's what I meant to say. 456 00:37:12,857 --> 00:37:16,111 For $100, what color are the hottest stars in the sky? 457 00:37:16,152 --> 00:37:17,696 Well, that... 458 00:37:17,737 --> 00:37:20,615 I honestly don't know. I'll pass. 459 00:37:20,657 --> 00:37:22,033 The answer was blue. 460 00:37:22,075 --> 00:37:23,535 No one knows that. 461 00:37:24,202 --> 00:37:26,955 Now, do you want to go for the all-or-nothing? 462 00:37:28,289 --> 00:37:30,166 No, I'll stay where I am. 463 00:37:30,208 --> 00:37:33,670 That's it! Stay where you are and vote ‟no” in the referendum, dickwad! 464 00:37:33,712 --> 00:37:37,507 Unfortunately, we're out of time, Paul-André from Trois-Rivières. 465 00:37:37,549 --> 00:37:40,719 It's like a townhouse, but it's... 466 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:43,346 It's a nice view, anyway. 467 00:37:43,388 --> 00:37:45,056 The island is a little... 468 00:37:45,098 --> 00:37:46,975 Islands aren't... 469 00:37:47,392 --> 00:37:50,061 You won't believe how easy it is! 470 00:37:50,729 --> 00:37:53,064 Just add as much as you like. 471 00:37:53,106 --> 00:37:56,401 It's really to your taste. 472 00:37:57,235 --> 00:38:00,071 And some sliced pepperoni... 473 00:38:03,033 --> 00:38:07,037 It's important to use quality ingredients. 474 00:38:07,704 --> 00:38:08,830 The whole family... 475 00:38:10,373 --> 00:38:13,335 No one wants to be deported to... 476 00:38:45,158 --> 00:38:46,743 Your sun is in Aquarius. 477 00:38:47,118 --> 00:38:50,580 Aquarius is a very cerebral sign, an air sign... 478 00:38:55,377 --> 00:38:57,587 You need a few base rules in life. 479 00:38:57,629 --> 00:39:00,131 I think the first one should be in the Chartrer. 480 00:39:00,173 --> 00:39:02,008 - The ‟Chartrer?” - It's self-respect. 481 00:39:02,050 --> 00:39:03,885 What do you think the next rule is? 482 00:39:04,511 --> 00:39:06,471 What could it be? 483 00:39:06,513 --> 00:39:09,265 - Respect for oth... - No idea. 484 00:39:09,307 --> 00:39:10,433 For others. 485 00:39:10,475 --> 00:39:13,645 So, when I make the schedule and my employees are late... 486 00:39:13,687 --> 00:39:15,939 Technically, I'm not an official employee. 487 00:39:15,980 --> 00:39:20,151 Technically, a blowjob isn't cheating, but my girlfriend would still freak out. 488 00:39:20,193 --> 00:39:21,319 Cool example. 489 00:39:21,361 --> 00:39:23,321 I don't wanna be the bad guy. 490 00:39:23,363 --> 00:39:26,950 But sometimes, I have to be. Otherwise, people do whatever they want. 491 00:39:27,450 --> 00:39:29,619 You're late. Julie dresses like a skank. 492 00:39:29,661 --> 00:39:30,912 - What? - A whore. 493 00:39:30,954 --> 00:39:32,789 Amadou takes crazy long breaks. 494 00:39:32,831 --> 00:39:34,624 Maybe that's part of his culture, 495 00:39:34,666 --> 00:39:38,628 but we can't let everyone act like they're in their own country. 496 00:39:38,670 --> 00:39:40,547 You know, Steven, I really admire 497 00:39:40,588 --> 00:39:44,134 how you can espouse neo-Nazi ideologies with so little shame. 498 00:39:44,175 --> 00:39:45,844 I'll take that as a compliment, 499 00:39:45,885 --> 00:39:48,805 'cause the Nazis were actually super organized. 500 00:39:48,847 --> 00:39:52,726 And I want you to call me Lil'Stick. That's how I identify. 501 00:39:54,436 --> 00:39:55,937 No problem, Steven! 502 00:40:01,276 --> 00:40:03,111 NOTICE OF TERMINATION 503 00:40:06,531 --> 00:40:08,033 Smells good! 504 00:40:09,409 --> 00:40:12,412 Is this the soundtrack to the apocalypse? 505 00:40:13,788 --> 00:40:15,582 It's so abrasive! 506 00:40:16,041 --> 00:40:19,836 So, how did it go? She seems like she'd be frigid in bed. 507 00:40:19,878 --> 00:40:20,920 Just a little? 508 00:40:20,962 --> 00:40:24,174 Fakes her orgasms? Pretty, but dead inside? 509 00:40:27,761 --> 00:40:28,803 Sorry. 510 00:40:28,845 --> 00:40:31,598 - Émilie! - Éloïse. 511 00:40:31,639 --> 00:40:33,475 Yeah, I know! 512 00:40:33,516 --> 00:40:37,854 Sorry. I'm the one who chose the music. I can change it if you want. 513 00:40:38,521 --> 00:40:39,606 It's wild! 514 00:40:40,565 --> 00:40:42,859 That had nothing to do with you, by the way. 515 00:40:42,901 --> 00:40:45,570 I wasn't talking about you. Or another girl. 516 00:40:45,612 --> 00:40:48,990 I say that about everyone. Well, not everyone. 517 00:40:53,078 --> 00:40:54,287 I love jazz! 518 00:40:55,121 --> 00:40:57,082 I do! I love it. 519 00:40:58,041 --> 00:41:00,168 I was just surprised at first. 520 00:41:00,210 --> 00:41:02,629 Personally, I wasn't surprised by it. 521 00:41:02,671 --> 00:41:05,674 I was just surprised it was playing here. 522 00:41:05,715 --> 00:41:06,758 It's fine. 523 00:41:07,967 --> 00:41:09,719 I didn't know we had a guest! 524 00:41:09,761 --> 00:41:12,722 - Were you smoking in here? - Of course not! 525 00:41:12,764 --> 00:41:16,017 My sister is staying here until she finds herself. 526 00:41:16,059 --> 00:41:18,687 Well, it's a pretty good deal for him! 527 00:41:18,728 --> 00:41:22,941 I clean, do laundry. Housework isn't his strong point. 528 00:41:22,982 --> 00:41:26,111 In exchange, she doesn't pay rent and eats for free. 529 00:41:26,152 --> 00:41:29,030 The same principle as slavery. 530 00:41:31,449 --> 00:41:32,659 Staying for dinner? 531 00:41:33,201 --> 00:41:37,831 Well, I don't want to be in the way. I just came for a drink. 532 00:41:37,872 --> 00:41:39,040 You're staying. 533 00:41:39,082 --> 00:41:43,086 Yeah, stay! I mean, it's Karim's place. 534 00:41:43,128 --> 00:41:46,881 Even if I didn't want you here, which isn't the case, because I do, 535 00:41:46,923 --> 00:41:49,259 to thank you for the abortion. 536 00:41:52,095 --> 00:41:55,432 - You'll stay? - We insist! 537 00:42:14,659 --> 00:42:16,119 Need a hand? 538 00:42:28,048 --> 00:42:29,799 Two nights in a row, huh? 539 00:42:33,178 --> 00:42:37,932 Never heard of the universal three-day rule? 540 00:42:39,017 --> 00:42:42,270 Building desire, mystery... 541 00:42:42,312 --> 00:42:45,440 We're sleeping together. It's not like I'm into her. 542 00:42:45,482 --> 00:42:48,693 - She could be the love of your life. - Calm down. 543 00:42:49,486 --> 00:42:52,697 Would you mind... You can say no. 544 00:42:53,281 --> 00:42:56,993 Would you mind letting us eat alone? 545 00:42:57,410 --> 00:42:59,037 Without you? 546 00:42:59,079 --> 00:43:00,538 No. 547 00:43:01,373 --> 00:43:04,626 I don't mind, 'cause... 548 00:43:06,127 --> 00:43:09,297 I was planning to write tonight, anyway. 549 00:43:09,339 --> 00:43:12,884 - Oh yeah? - Hey! I quit the community center. 550 00:43:13,677 --> 00:43:16,554 It's the first step to success! 551 00:43:17,138 --> 00:43:20,433 So, yeah, I'm gonna write a novel. 552 00:43:20,475 --> 00:43:22,894 - About what? - I don't know. 553 00:43:22,936 --> 00:43:26,690 But half the people who get published are basically illiterate. 554 00:43:26,731 --> 00:43:28,483 I can't be worse than them. 555 00:43:33,947 --> 00:43:37,367 She's kind of weird, right? Just a little? 556 00:43:38,159 --> 00:43:40,328 She's perfect. Maybe that's it. 557 00:43:44,290 --> 00:43:47,002 Don't worry. I'm gonna move out soon. 558 00:43:47,043 --> 00:43:50,380 What are you talking about? Stay as long as you want. 559 00:44:11,359 --> 00:44:12,861 Oh my God! 560 00:45:42,784 --> 00:45:44,536 Seriously? 561 00:45:51,209 --> 00:45:52,669 This isn't your home! 562 00:46:22,782 --> 00:46:27,162 ONLY ONE PERSON IS MISSING AND THE WHOLE WORLD SEEMS DEPOPULATED 563 00:46:49,559 --> 00:46:52,228 Sorry! I didn't know you were in there. 564 00:46:56,524 --> 00:46:58,234 Ugh! 565 00:47:22,175 --> 00:47:23,218 Big night. 566 00:47:27,430 --> 00:47:29,182 $12.75. 567 00:47:35,939 --> 00:47:37,440 I'll call you back! 568 00:47:48,493 --> 00:47:51,996 - Sunshine! Did you bring milk? - Yes! 569 00:47:52,038 --> 00:47:53,748 - Organic? - No! 570 00:47:55,333 --> 00:47:56,543 I ran into Peter. 571 00:47:56,584 --> 00:47:59,629 Oh no! That's what you were wearing? 572 00:47:59,671 --> 00:48:00,964 Yes! 573 00:48:02,966 --> 00:48:07,137 Not Julia! She'll think I gained weight, then look at me with pity. 574 00:48:07,178 --> 00:48:08,513 You're not fat. I'm fat. 575 00:48:08,555 --> 00:48:12,976 We're not having that conversation. It's a rear end. I mean dead end. 576 00:48:13,018 --> 00:48:15,437 The girl you say you didn't sleep with is also here. 577 00:48:15,770 --> 00:48:17,105 I hate you. 578 00:48:38,293 --> 00:48:39,669 He said... 579 00:48:40,503 --> 00:48:44,174 ‟Amadeuze Mozart” with so much conviction. 580 00:48:44,215 --> 00:48:47,886 Renovations are so stressful! You have no idea. 581 00:48:47,927 --> 00:48:49,888 Don't buy a fixer upper. 582 00:48:51,723 --> 00:48:54,976 ... to present a diversified corporate image. 583 00:48:55,018 --> 00:48:58,480 My sister's friend's cousin's friend... 584 00:48:58,521 --> 00:49:01,775 He's spent 36 years living a sheltered, bullshit life. 585 00:49:01,816 --> 00:49:03,568 ... slept with him. 586 00:49:03,610 --> 00:49:06,529 You want a blue that matches the cabinets. 587 00:49:06,571 --> 00:49:08,615 But do the cabinets match the counters? 588 00:49:08,656 --> 00:49:11,034 I can't believe I had a kid with him. 589 00:49:12,452 --> 00:49:15,538 - The bodyguard took her phone. - No one wears bras in New York. 590 00:49:15,580 --> 00:49:17,207 - They had sex. - Too deformed... 591 00:49:18,458 --> 00:49:20,710 You're not vegan. You have an eating disorder! 592 00:49:20,752 --> 00:49:22,212 He just said: ‟Get out!” 593 00:49:22,253 --> 00:49:24,798 - I swear I have PTSD. - Like a prostitute. 594 00:49:28,134 --> 00:49:29,594 His Calvin Klein ad... 595 00:49:30,136 --> 00:49:32,430 His Calvin Klein ad... 596 00:49:36,518 --> 00:49:37,852 No one likes people... 597 00:49:38,978 --> 00:49:42,482 With that, you can go on a date with anyone in the world, 598 00:49:42,524 --> 00:49:44,275 like an African or whatever. 599 00:49:44,317 --> 00:49:47,737 Well, no. They don't have the headsets. 600 00:49:47,779 --> 00:49:49,864 Their Internet sucks too. 601 00:49:49,906 --> 00:49:54,285 I hated my South African safari. I mean, it's dangerous. 602 00:49:54,327 --> 00:49:56,996 And you can't even eat the fruit because... 603 00:49:57,038 --> 00:49:58,581 I'm happy! 604 00:50:02,168 --> 00:50:05,505 You can't eat the fruit because it's all poisoned! I mean... 605 00:50:15,181 --> 00:50:18,435 - You're friends with Annabelle? - Not really. 606 00:50:20,186 --> 00:50:21,771 Do you have a baby? 607 00:50:23,481 --> 00:50:24,899 You guys work together? 608 00:50:25,525 --> 00:50:29,654 I'm a bank teller. But I have a PhD in anthropology. 609 00:50:29,696 --> 00:50:31,114 I'm bored. 610 00:50:31,906 --> 00:50:34,826 Did the job come with a noose to hang yourself? 611 00:50:39,372 --> 00:50:41,291 Wanna smoke drugs? 612 00:50:49,215 --> 00:50:51,468 Joy teems through the streets. 613 00:50:56,139 --> 00:50:58,600 Ah, the myth of youth! 614 00:51:00,602 --> 00:51:03,396 What finery! It's beautiful! 615 00:51:03,438 --> 00:51:06,441 Sales, sales, sales! 616 00:51:12,113 --> 00:51:14,407 It's like we're in Saint-Tropez! 617 00:51:20,705 --> 00:51:22,749 CORNER STORE CIGARETTES 618 00:51:26,252 --> 00:51:31,299 Men, they'll make you cry so many tears! 619 00:51:32,550 --> 00:51:35,637 We're not young, but we're not old. 620 00:51:36,638 --> 00:51:38,390 What are we, then? 621 00:51:39,683 --> 00:51:42,060 Ah, the myth of youth! 622 00:54:13,503 --> 00:54:16,673 Everywhere humans have settled, 623 00:54:16,715 --> 00:54:19,718 they've eradicated countless species of animals 624 00:54:19,759 --> 00:54:23,179 who had lived there peacefully for thousands of years. 625 00:54:29,144 --> 00:54:31,354 That gives us the honorary title 626 00:54:31,396 --> 00:54:35,150 of the most murderous species in the animal kingdom. 627 00:55:19,319 --> 00:55:22,739 It's hot in here! You gonna pay the heating bill? 628 00:55:23,448 --> 00:55:26,993 How's it going? I feel like it's been a while! 629 00:55:27,035 --> 00:55:29,746 Yes, and during those long days, 630 00:55:29,788 --> 00:55:33,500 I needed you to answer a very important question for me. 631 00:55:33,541 --> 00:55:34,834 I'm listening. 632 00:55:37,003 --> 00:55:41,591 If someone gave you a nail clipper... 633 00:55:42,550 --> 00:55:43,885 Yes? 634 00:55:44,803 --> 00:55:46,596 ... found in a crack house... 635 00:55:48,098 --> 00:55:49,349 Go on. 636 00:55:50,392 --> 00:55:55,397 ... and asked you to cut your nails on the spot... 637 00:55:57,023 --> 00:56:00,652 in exchange for $5,000 per week 638 00:56:00,694 --> 00:56:03,196 for the rest of your life. 639 00:56:03,947 --> 00:56:05,073 Yes? 640 00:56:05,115 --> 00:56:07,867 A crack house! AIDS! 641 00:56:08,410 --> 00:56:11,913 Awesome! Yeah, I was thinking about you. 642 00:56:15,750 --> 00:56:17,794 Yeah, I'm ready! 643 00:56:17,836 --> 00:56:20,755 I'm just making a quick stop at my apartment. 644 00:56:22,590 --> 00:56:26,553 Perfect. Yeah, me too. 645 00:56:29,139 --> 00:56:32,142 Well, yeah. Me? 646 00:56:33,768 --> 00:56:35,895 No, you! You first! 647 00:56:42,277 --> 00:56:43,570 That was Éloïse. 648 00:56:43,611 --> 00:56:45,196 Shocking! 649 00:56:46,072 --> 00:56:47,532 What were we talking about? 650 00:56:47,574 --> 00:56:48,992 Nothing. 651 00:56:50,952 --> 00:56:53,246 I think I'd like to volunteer somewhere. 652 00:57:00,837 --> 00:57:02,213 It's not that funny. 653 00:57:03,923 --> 00:57:06,718 Doing what? Washing lepers? 654 00:57:07,302 --> 00:57:08,470 Forget it! 655 00:57:09,679 --> 00:57:11,765 I'm late. Éloïse is waiting. 656 00:57:12,599 --> 00:57:16,353 Yeah... Be careful, my brother. 657 00:57:16,853 --> 00:57:19,189 She's the kind of girl who seems all cool, 658 00:57:19,230 --> 00:57:21,191 then she turns into Medea. 659 00:57:21,232 --> 00:57:23,651 She'll turn you to stone, and then... 660 00:57:24,361 --> 00:57:26,279 you'll realize she's crazy, 661 00:57:26,321 --> 00:57:28,907 but you won't be able to get rid of her. 662 00:57:29,407 --> 00:57:31,659 That's Medusa. But thanks for the tip. 663 00:57:34,662 --> 00:57:37,499 Want to eat out with us next week? 664 00:57:37,540 --> 00:57:39,834 - I'm broke. - Éloïse wants to treat. 665 00:57:39,876 --> 00:57:42,462 I don't like it when people buy me stuff. 666 00:57:42,504 --> 00:57:44,297 Oh yeah? Since when? 667 00:58:38,977 --> 00:58:42,439 It's cool 'cause you don't feel like you're in a hospice. 668 00:58:43,690 --> 00:58:46,609 Éloïse says it's the most authentic Italian in the city. 669 00:58:46,651 --> 00:58:47,777 If Éloïse says so... 670 00:58:47,819 --> 00:58:50,822 - She really likes you. Excuse me! - She doesn't know me. 671 00:58:50,864 --> 00:58:54,159 She knows your medical history. That's one way to know someone. 672 00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:55,618 Or control someone, yes. 673 00:58:56,327 --> 00:58:59,247 She's very late! Oh, why is bread so good? 674 00:58:59,289 --> 00:59:03,043 She's not late! I just wanted to spend some time with you. 675 00:59:04,502 --> 00:59:05,837 Excuse me! 676 00:59:06,379 --> 00:59:08,089 Yes? 677 00:59:08,131 --> 00:59:09,924 Could we please get some water? 678 00:59:09,966 --> 00:59:11,634 Yes, flat or sparkling? 679 00:59:13,386 --> 00:59:14,888 Flat. 680 00:59:24,647 --> 00:59:25,982 Who's the Islamist? 681 00:59:26,024 --> 00:59:27,525 That's Jasmin. The Greek. 682 00:59:27,567 --> 00:59:30,820 Are you playing Saturn in a comic opera? 683 00:59:31,696 --> 00:59:33,615 'Cause your hat is bigger than the table! 684 00:59:33,656 --> 00:59:36,326 I didn't know he was coming! Is this a double date? 685 00:59:36,368 --> 00:59:39,579 I get lots of compliments on this hat. Is this a double date? 686 00:59:39,621 --> 00:59:43,041 - You don't look convinced. - Hi, Sophia! Nice hat! 687 00:59:43,083 --> 00:59:45,627 - Hi, Jasmin! - Thanks! It was made by the Amish. 688 00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:47,962 You look beautiful. 689 00:59:48,004 --> 00:59:49,756 Hi! I'm Jasmin. 690 00:59:52,592 --> 00:59:53,885 That's quite a look! 691 00:59:53,927 --> 00:59:56,221 Well, yeah! You also have colorful glasses. 692 00:59:56,262 --> 00:59:58,014 Yeah. They were two for one. 693 00:59:58,056 --> 01:00:02,519 I got one pair for work, then something that was more ‟me.” 694 01:00:02,936 --> 01:00:05,105 Ah. And what's more ‟you”? 695 01:00:09,567 --> 01:00:11,528 It must be hard to park around here! 696 01:00:11,569 --> 01:00:13,655 Yeah! No! Sorry, I'm being rude. 697 01:00:13,697 --> 01:00:17,200 Jasmin was free tonight, so I invited him. 698 01:00:17,242 --> 01:00:19,911 He's a close... Well, he's my best friend. 699 01:00:19,953 --> 01:00:22,497 Everyone is shocked we've never slept together. 700 01:00:22,539 --> 01:00:24,290 He's like my brother! 701 01:00:26,459 --> 01:00:28,837 - Well, I'm starving! - Yes, me too! 702 01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:38,638 Sorry, I'm a bit nervous. I never do this. 703 01:00:39,222 --> 01:00:40,807 Do what, exactly? 704 01:00:41,474 --> 01:00:43,518 Jasmin works at the hospital too. 705 01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:45,270 Oh, you're a doctor? 706 01:00:45,311 --> 01:00:48,773 Well, sort of. I have the best job in the world. 707 01:00:48,815 --> 01:00:50,692 - Psychiatrist? - I'm a midwife. 708 01:00:51,526 --> 01:00:53,236 I know it's rare. 709 01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:58,908 But getting to be there for the most important moment in a woman's life... 710 01:01:04,247 --> 01:01:05,957 Just this morning... 711 01:01:06,708 --> 01:01:11,212 Sorry! It's just that I love children so much. 712 01:01:11,254 --> 01:01:15,342 I'd give anything to experience motherhood. 713 01:01:15,383 --> 01:01:17,802 Jasmin is the most sensitive man I know. 714 01:01:19,095 --> 01:01:23,350 So, you think giving birth is the most important moment in a woman's life? 715 01:01:23,391 --> 01:01:25,143 That's not what he said. 716 01:01:25,185 --> 01:01:27,562 It's word for word what he said. Excuse me! 717 01:01:27,604 --> 01:01:28,772 Should we order? 718 01:01:28,813 --> 01:01:31,274 I'll order the antipasto. 719 01:01:31,316 --> 01:01:34,319 No salmon, 'cause I'm allergic. Do you guys trust me? 720 01:01:34,361 --> 01:01:36,237 - We trust you. - Great! 721 01:02:00,178 --> 01:02:01,846 She also speaks German. 722 01:02:02,764 --> 01:02:06,476 Just to remind you, I'm deathly allergic to salmon. 723 01:02:14,984 --> 01:02:16,486 That's it! 724 01:02:33,795 --> 01:02:36,506 So, Éloïse tells me you're looking for a new place? 725 01:02:36,548 --> 01:02:38,383 Because my roommate's moving out. 726 01:02:39,926 --> 01:02:41,845 Yes, well, Karim mentioned... 727 01:02:41,886 --> 01:02:44,472 No, I just meant eventually. 728 01:02:45,348 --> 01:02:47,767 - Where's the washroom? - Over there. 729 01:02:48,852 --> 01:02:50,520 - You OK? - Sure! 730 01:02:56,026 --> 01:02:57,569 Excuse me! 731 01:03:29,434 --> 01:03:31,478 - We were hungry. - It's fine. 732 01:03:31,519 --> 01:03:33,229 - You're fine? - I'm fine. 733 01:03:33,938 --> 01:03:35,982 And you, milady? 734 01:03:36,649 --> 01:03:40,111 Your brother tells me you just finished a PhD. What was your topic? 735 01:03:40,528 --> 01:03:44,657 Familial and political dynamics among Antonio Gramsci's continuators. 736 01:03:44,699 --> 01:03:45,742 What's so funny? 737 01:03:45,784 --> 01:03:46,993 Oh, nothing. 738 01:03:47,035 --> 01:03:50,997 That sounds fascinating! Can you explain your thesis? 739 01:03:51,039 --> 01:03:55,001 I spent eight years working on it. It's the last thing I want to talk about. 740 01:03:55,043 --> 01:03:59,047 Would you rather have a foot made of jello 741 01:03:59,798 --> 01:04:01,508 or a hand made of straw? 742 01:04:02,550 --> 01:04:04,803 So, what should we talk about? 743 01:04:05,887 --> 01:04:08,181 - Do you like riddles? - A straw hand? 744 01:04:08,223 --> 01:04:12,143 Or puns, word games, brain teasers? OK, I have one. 745 01:04:12,185 --> 01:04:13,812 Jello foot! 746 01:04:13,853 --> 01:04:17,482 Who makes it has no need of it. Who buys it has no use for it. 747 01:04:17,524 --> 01:04:21,194 Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. 748 01:04:21,236 --> 01:04:24,072 - What is it? - I don't know. 749 01:04:24,656 --> 01:04:26,032 Think about it. 750 01:04:26,074 --> 01:04:29,494 Who makes it has no need of it. Who buys it has no use for it. 751 01:04:29,911 --> 01:04:34,082 Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. 752 01:04:34,708 --> 01:04:37,043 - What is it? - I don't know! 753 01:04:37,627 --> 01:04:39,796 A coffin. 754 01:04:40,797 --> 01:04:43,550 The maker and buyer don't use it... 755 01:04:43,591 --> 01:04:46,761 I hosted a Foucault night. 756 01:04:46,803 --> 01:04:48,972 It was pretty heavy! 757 01:04:49,014 --> 01:04:50,849 Oh, Michel Foucault! 758 01:04:50,890 --> 01:04:54,227 Because doctors exercise biopower... 759 01:04:54,269 --> 01:04:56,438 - ... if you're dead. - Clever! 760 01:04:56,479 --> 01:05:00,233 But that's not from a book. It's in Society Must Be Defended. 761 01:05:01,151 --> 01:05:04,612 - You know it was published in '97? - Yes, I know. 762 01:05:04,654 --> 01:05:08,742 My sister thinks Foucault epitomizes postmodern mediocrity. 763 01:05:08,783 --> 01:05:11,161 That's not at all what I think! 764 01:05:11,202 --> 01:05:14,497 I just hate the American interpretation of Foucault! 765 01:05:14,539 --> 01:05:16,916 Please stop making shit up! 766 01:05:18,335 --> 01:05:21,504 I love Foucault! It's just very punishing to read. 767 01:05:29,137 --> 01:05:31,681 The answer could also be a tombstone. 768 01:05:32,557 --> 01:05:35,143 - What are you talking about? - My riddle. 769 01:05:36,144 --> 01:05:40,023 OK, listen up! Who makes it has no need of it... 770 01:05:43,443 --> 01:05:45,278 - Where's my brother? - They left. 771 01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:46,488 Where did they go? 772 01:05:46,529 --> 01:05:50,575 Éloïse had to go to the pharmacy before it closed. You were in the bathroom a while. 773 01:05:50,617 --> 01:05:52,202 But it's cool. Éloïse paid. 774 01:05:52,243 --> 01:05:56,790 Who does that? She couldn't wait two seconds? OK... 775 01:06:01,753 --> 01:06:03,838 I'll take a pack of Risolos. 776 01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:06,424 They asked me to make sure you were OK. 777 01:06:13,723 --> 01:06:15,975 I have a tummy ache, actually. 778 01:06:16,601 --> 01:06:18,895 - You smoke? - Not really. 779 01:06:31,908 --> 01:06:34,035 I only smoke when I'm drinking. 780 01:06:39,249 --> 01:06:41,376 She could have waited two minutes! 781 01:06:41,418 --> 01:06:44,462 I think it was those little cakes. I'm lactose intolerant. 782 01:06:44,504 --> 01:06:46,881 I don't even know what neighborhood we're in! 783 01:06:46,923 --> 01:06:50,844 I can't believe they left! Am I supposed to just walk home? 784 01:06:50,885 --> 01:06:54,639 I'm not trying to hit on you, but do you want to check out my drink? 785 01:06:54,681 --> 01:06:56,933 Apartment. Check out my apartment. 786 01:06:58,852 --> 01:07:00,812 Hey! Hey! 787 01:07:00,854 --> 01:07:03,148 I thought you were gonna pass out! 788 01:07:12,782 --> 01:07:14,701 It's... 789 01:07:15,660 --> 01:07:19,539 here, right here. 790 01:07:22,834 --> 01:07:25,003 I don't have any cash. I'll pay you back. 791 01:07:25,045 --> 01:07:26,671 No problem. 792 01:07:28,715 --> 01:07:30,216 It was on my way. 793 01:07:31,134 --> 01:07:33,386 I know the timing is weird... 794 01:07:34,888 --> 01:07:36,473 but I... 795 01:07:37,891 --> 01:07:39,642 When I meet someone... 796 01:07:42,103 --> 01:07:43,605 I know I'm not... 797 01:07:46,649 --> 01:07:48,610 What I'm trying to say is... 798 01:07:50,862 --> 01:07:52,489 I'd like to... 799 01:07:54,741 --> 01:07:55,909 I don't like... 800 01:07:58,370 --> 01:07:59,662 I'd like to see you. 801 01:07:59,704 --> 01:08:02,082 I mean again. 'Cause I see you! 802 01:08:05,669 --> 01:08:07,420 And I don't like riddles... 803 01:08:09,047 --> 01:08:10,340 that much. 804 01:08:12,926 --> 01:08:14,886 - Well, no. - Bad idea. 805 01:08:15,303 --> 01:08:16,721 It was a bad idea. 806 01:08:16,763 --> 01:08:18,264 I don't know. Maybe. 807 01:08:21,434 --> 01:08:23,019 You gonna be OK? 808 01:10:04,662 --> 01:10:08,291 Shit! Goddamn pipe! 809 01:10:08,708 --> 01:10:10,794 Stupid goddamn pipe! 810 01:10:11,920 --> 01:10:15,090 No, your dad thinks he can fix the sink. 811 01:10:15,131 --> 01:10:16,466 I can fix it! 812 01:10:16,508 --> 01:10:20,220 - He clogged it with coffee grounds. - They unclog the sink! 813 01:10:20,261 --> 01:10:21,638 Karim says they clog it. 814 01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:24,391 Tell him to call me if he has something to say! 815 01:10:24,432 --> 01:10:27,227 - Oh yeah? - You don't know what you're doing, Dad. 816 01:10:27,268 --> 01:10:31,690 It's nothing! It's just this thingamabob here. 817 01:10:32,315 --> 01:10:33,942 At least you know the lingo. 818 01:10:33,983 --> 01:10:36,778 Why don't you let Mom call a plumber? 819 01:10:36,820 --> 01:10:40,281 I might as well throw money out the window! 820 01:10:40,323 --> 01:10:41,700 Plumbing is easy! 821 01:10:42,158 --> 01:10:45,036 Like tiling, right? 'Cause that went so well. 822 01:10:45,704 --> 01:10:48,873 Screw you! I'll let you deal with it next time! 823 01:10:48,915 --> 01:10:52,585 This is the last time I fix anything! You won't be laughing then! 824 01:10:53,211 --> 01:10:55,880 Maybe not, but at least things will get fixed. 825 01:10:55,922 --> 01:10:57,132 Go see if it's working! 826 01:10:58,383 --> 01:11:02,262 - What's with the smile? - We're gonna meet your son's girlfriend! 827 01:11:05,682 --> 01:11:07,100 You can't fix it! 828 01:11:15,150 --> 01:11:17,527 Oh, the kids are here! Come in! 829 01:11:18,236 --> 01:11:20,113 What a beautiful home! 830 01:11:22,323 --> 01:11:25,201 Éloïse, this is my dad, Hichem, and my mom, Lucie. 831 01:11:25,243 --> 01:11:26,911 Nice to finally meet you! 832 01:11:27,454 --> 01:11:30,290 - It's so nice to meet you! - You too! 833 01:11:30,331 --> 01:11:32,500 - Hi, my sister! - Hi! 834 01:11:32,542 --> 01:11:34,419 - These are for you. - Thank you! 835 01:11:34,461 --> 01:11:36,338 - They're beautiful! - And here. 836 01:11:36,379 --> 01:11:39,382 - Oh, you didn't have to! - It was nothing. 837 01:11:39,424 --> 01:11:41,426 - Are these buttercups? - Yep! 838 01:11:43,053 --> 01:11:46,306 Apparently, the flower industry is destroying the planet. 839 01:11:46,348 --> 01:11:48,224 But they really brighten up a home! 840 01:11:48,266 --> 01:11:51,644 They really do! Come say hi! Have some manners. 841 01:11:51,686 --> 01:11:53,938 Hi, Fidèle! Hello! 842 01:11:54,356 --> 01:11:56,358 - You know his name? - Of course! 843 01:11:56,399 --> 01:11:59,819 - Could you please quit it? - Whoa! Aggressividad! 844 01:12:01,863 --> 01:12:04,032 Sorry, I love dogs! 845 01:12:04,074 --> 01:12:06,451 Looks like he loves you too! 846 01:12:06,493 --> 01:12:08,578 - What were you playing? - Nothing. 847 01:12:10,372 --> 01:12:11,706 I'm allergic. 848 01:12:12,791 --> 01:12:14,000 - Sorry! - It's fine. 849 01:12:14,042 --> 01:12:15,460 Come see our garden! 850 01:12:17,754 --> 01:12:19,673 - Can you be nice? - I'm very nice. 851 01:12:28,765 --> 01:12:30,100 I'm so sorry. 852 01:12:30,141 --> 01:12:32,852 No, it's fine! I love eggs. 853 01:12:34,020 --> 01:12:37,649 Finally, someone who appreciates my cooking, unlike my children. 854 01:12:37,691 --> 01:12:40,485 - So, how did you two meet? - A mutual friend. 855 01:12:40,527 --> 01:12:44,197 It's nice to see such a close-knit family. 856 01:12:44,239 --> 01:12:47,283 I'm an only child, so I always wanted that. 857 01:12:47,867 --> 01:12:50,412 - Do you want kids? - Yes, tons of 'em! 858 01:12:50,787 --> 01:12:53,873 - Hichem wants grandchildren! - Too bad we don't want kids. 859 01:12:53,915 --> 01:12:55,125 - I do. - That's new! 860 01:12:55,166 --> 01:12:58,128 Why does everyone ask if people want children? 861 01:12:58,169 --> 01:12:59,963 Do we really need more humans? 862 01:13:00,005 --> 01:13:03,675 ‟Besides narcissism, what would possess anyone to have children?” 863 01:13:03,717 --> 01:13:05,635 - I'm quoting my brother. - Never said that. 864 01:13:05,677 --> 01:13:06,761 - Yes. - No. 865 01:13:06,803 --> 01:13:08,346 The planet is overpopulated. 866 01:13:08,388 --> 01:13:12,809 We don't need more morons flushing away 10 liters of water every time they piss. 867 01:13:12,851 --> 01:13:14,602 It gives you a purpose in life. 868 01:13:14,644 --> 01:13:19,149 Well, we won't have much purpose when we all die in a nuclear war. 869 01:13:19,190 --> 01:13:20,942 Life is meaningless. 870 01:13:20,984 --> 01:13:24,112 Pass the bread. OK, OK! 871 01:13:25,613 --> 01:13:27,532 She's just... 872 01:13:28,742 --> 01:13:31,995 Because Sophia's afraid of... 873 01:13:32,037 --> 01:13:33,288 What? 874 01:13:33,872 --> 01:13:37,250 - She's afraid of getting fat! - She is indeed! 875 01:13:38,501 --> 01:13:41,629 I hope you like slow jokes. My dad is an expert. 876 01:13:41,671 --> 01:13:44,007 - What are slow jokes? - Forget it. 877 01:13:44,049 --> 01:13:45,216 You're so grumpy! 878 01:13:45,675 --> 01:13:47,093 Well, I'm doing great! 879 01:13:47,135 --> 01:13:48,970 I mean, I can't sleep, 880 01:13:49,012 --> 01:13:51,473 my thesis advisor's son stole my job, 881 01:13:51,514 --> 01:13:55,101 I'm broke, live with my parents and have no future. 882 01:13:55,143 --> 01:13:56,728 But why would I be grumpy? 883 01:13:56,770 --> 01:14:00,231 Don't listen to her. She's depressed because she has everything! 884 01:14:00,273 --> 01:14:02,650 She feels empty because the system is rotten. 885 01:14:02,692 --> 01:14:05,987 People think money will make them happy! 886 01:14:06,029 --> 01:14:10,158 But no! The emptiness comes back, and they're even more miserable. 887 01:14:10,867 --> 01:14:13,828 Only crooks are happy in this system. 888 01:14:13,870 --> 01:14:17,874 Fuck, Dad! Can't we just feel sad without blaming it on fucking capitalism? 889 01:14:17,916 --> 01:14:19,250 Stop swearing! 890 01:14:19,292 --> 01:14:20,960 Well, I'll just shut up, then. 891 01:14:21,002 --> 01:14:24,756 I'll never speak again, 'cause my kids won't stop yelling at me! 892 01:14:24,798 --> 01:14:28,593 - He's really not mad. - And yes! I think our system is to blame! 893 01:14:28,635 --> 01:14:29,969 Now I'm done! 894 01:14:31,179 --> 01:14:33,139 Our system is based on fear! 895 01:14:33,181 --> 01:14:36,518 It's glorified feudalism designed to crush the middle class! 896 01:14:36,559 --> 01:14:38,436 But that's all I'm gonna say! 897 01:14:38,478 --> 01:14:40,855 We're in an era of xenophobic protectionism. 898 01:14:40,897 --> 01:14:43,233 We're ruled by demagogues and autocrats 899 01:14:43,274 --> 01:14:45,694 who are chipping away at our hard-won rights! 900 01:14:45,735 --> 01:14:46,986 Dad, the hood! 901 01:14:47,028 --> 01:14:48,363 - What? - The hood! 902 01:14:48,405 --> 01:14:49,531 I'm not deaf! 903 01:14:49,572 --> 01:14:53,618 Oh! Gisèle told me the city is hiring a bunch of new parking officers. 904 01:14:53,660 --> 01:14:56,663 I have a fucking PhD. I'm not giving out parking tickets. 905 01:14:56,705 --> 01:14:58,790 In this house, we watch our language 906 01:14:58,832 --> 01:15:01,292 and we don't look down on blue-collar workers! 907 01:15:01,334 --> 01:15:04,963 Yes, we do! You'd hate it if I did manual labor. 908 01:15:05,005 --> 01:15:08,091 Would you honestly be proud of me if I worked in a factory? 909 01:15:08,133 --> 01:15:09,426 If it's what you love! 910 01:15:09,467 --> 01:15:12,053 That wasn't the question. Would you be proud? 911 01:15:12,637 --> 01:15:15,598 I just think that after all your studies... 912 01:15:15,640 --> 01:15:17,809 I'm not even qualified for manual labor! 913 01:15:17,851 --> 01:15:20,186 I spent my whole life studying, and for what? 914 01:15:20,228 --> 01:15:22,439 I can't even change a light bulb. I'm useless. 915 01:15:22,480 --> 01:15:25,442 You're not useless. Education is the key to democracy! 916 01:15:25,483 --> 01:15:28,528 Sophia, knowledge is the most powerful weapon! 917 01:15:28,570 --> 01:15:31,781 I don't want to burst your Rainbow Left bubble, 918 01:15:31,823 --> 01:15:33,783 but realistically, in today's world, 919 01:15:33,825 --> 01:15:36,411 the most powerful weapon is the nuclear codes. 920 01:15:36,453 --> 01:15:39,205 I refuse to listen to this nihilist discourse! 921 01:15:39,247 --> 01:15:41,833 - Welcome to our family! - No one is truly happy. 922 01:15:41,875 --> 01:15:46,463 Well, I have a trick. It sounds dumb, but it works. 923 01:15:47,005 --> 01:15:50,258 When I'm feeling down, which doesn't happen often, 924 01:15:50,300 --> 01:15:51,801 I force myself to smile. 925 01:15:51,843 --> 01:15:54,220 Studies show that even if it's fake, 926 01:15:54,262 --> 01:15:59,142 smiling releases stress-relieving hormones and boosts the immune system. 927 01:16:00,143 --> 01:16:02,145 - Fascinating! - There you have it! 928 01:16:03,605 --> 01:16:05,190 Or I go for a run. 929 01:16:05,231 --> 01:16:08,943 We'll send you to work in a Bangladeshi factory for two days. 930 01:16:08,985 --> 01:16:11,196 That'll cure your depression. 931 01:16:11,237 --> 01:16:13,031 I'm not depressed. I'm poor. 932 01:16:13,073 --> 01:16:15,367 You think you'd be happier if you were rich? 933 01:16:15,408 --> 01:16:17,827 No, but I'd be miserable on a tropical island, 934 01:16:17,869 --> 01:16:20,872 getting laser cellulite treatments with Kim Kardashian. 935 01:16:21,331 --> 01:16:23,750 - What's kimkarkachian? - She's a celebrity. 936 01:16:23,792 --> 01:16:26,002 Well, I've never even heard of her! 937 01:16:26,503 --> 01:16:28,797 - What does she do to be famous? - Nothing. 938 01:16:28,838 --> 01:16:31,508 Then why is she famous? Did she kill someone? 939 01:16:32,342 --> 01:16:34,302 She can't be famous for no reason! 940 01:16:34,344 --> 01:16:36,554 Does she sing, dance? What's her talent? 941 01:16:36,596 --> 01:16:38,765 She doesn't have one! Her family is rich. 942 01:16:38,807 --> 01:16:40,934 They have a reality TV show. 943 01:16:40,975 --> 01:16:44,688 They must have exploited a lot of people to get that rich. Right? 944 01:16:44,729 --> 01:16:46,314 Why would anyone watch that? 945 01:16:46,356 --> 01:16:48,233 I don't know! Can we just move on? 946 01:16:48,274 --> 01:16:50,735 Actually, she got famous by making a sex tape. 947 01:16:50,777 --> 01:16:52,237 What's a sex tape? 948 01:16:52,278 --> 01:16:56,783 Well, she filmed herself and her boyfriend... 949 01:16:57,784 --> 01:16:59,619 exchanging fluids. 950 01:16:59,661 --> 01:17:02,038 People pay for that? If only we'd known... 951 01:17:04,124 --> 01:17:08,086 And that's your role model? That's her role model! 952 01:17:08,128 --> 01:17:09,212 Not at all! 953 01:17:09,254 --> 01:17:12,048 If you ever do porn, I'll slit your throat! 954 01:17:12,090 --> 01:17:13,508 I never said I wanted to do porn! 955 01:17:13,550 --> 01:17:17,470 I can't believe my own daughter, a doctor, idolizes a prostitute! 956 01:17:17,512 --> 01:17:22,142 I think she meant that it's better to be rich and miserable 957 01:17:22,183 --> 01:17:23,768 than poor and miserable. 958 01:17:23,810 --> 01:17:25,937 That's not exactly it, but yeah. 959 01:17:25,979 --> 01:17:27,897 I'm poor, and I'm happy as the Pope! 960 01:17:27,939 --> 01:17:29,566 You live off of Mom! 961 01:17:29,607 --> 01:17:31,776 That's it. I'm good for nothing! 962 01:17:32,610 --> 01:17:34,487 ‟Oh, poor me! 963 01:17:34,529 --> 01:17:38,491 ‟I'm incapable of happiness and have a constant need for attention! 964 01:17:38,533 --> 01:17:39,743 ‟Watch me suffer! 965 01:17:39,784 --> 01:17:42,328 I'm persecuted, so I torment my entire family!” 966 01:17:42,370 --> 01:17:45,165 You never visit anymore. You don't take care of us. 967 01:17:45,206 --> 01:17:48,251 You're practically a stranger. And that's coming from Dad. 968 01:17:48,293 --> 01:17:50,128 - Right, Dad? - Leave me alone! 969 01:17:50,170 --> 01:17:53,423 We get it. You hate everything. Nothing's good enough for you. 970 01:17:53,465 --> 01:17:56,009 But what you hate the most is yourself. 971 01:17:56,051 --> 01:17:59,095 You're regressing, and you blame everyone but yourself. 972 01:17:59,137 --> 01:18:00,472 You self-sabotage too. 973 01:18:00,513 --> 01:18:02,223 OK, can we eat in peace? 974 01:18:03,808 --> 01:18:04,976 Quiet, everyone! 975 01:18:05,018 --> 01:18:07,604 The great psychodynamic analyst has spoken! 976 01:18:07,645 --> 01:18:09,856 The family hero! You're so full of shit! 977 01:18:09,898 --> 01:18:13,777 Why are you suddenly acting all superior? Who are you trying to impress? 978 01:18:14,778 --> 01:18:16,321 It was so nice to meet you, 979 01:18:16,363 --> 01:18:20,116 but given my brother's womanizing, alcoholic past, 980 01:18:20,158 --> 01:18:21,910 I wouldn't get too attached! 981 01:18:33,880 --> 01:18:35,298 Go get your sister. 982 01:18:35,924 --> 01:18:37,926 Well, well, well... 983 01:18:39,010 --> 01:18:40,178 That's life! 984 01:18:40,220 --> 01:18:41,471 I'll be right back. 985 01:18:43,390 --> 01:18:46,351 Holy fucking shit! 986 01:18:46,393 --> 01:18:47,769 Stop swearing! 987 01:18:48,895 --> 01:18:52,148 What did we do to deserve such bad-tempered children? 988 01:19:03,827 --> 01:19:06,246 Come back to the table, apologize, 989 01:19:06,287 --> 01:19:09,290 then keep your mouth shut for the rest of the night, OK? 990 01:19:11,334 --> 01:19:13,003 What am I apologizing for? 991 01:19:13,044 --> 01:19:16,589 Bringing kids into our shitty world is irresponsible. That's a fact. 992 01:19:16,631 --> 01:19:18,425 But people can do what they want. 993 01:19:18,466 --> 01:19:22,846 You were incredibly rude to Éloïse for no fucking reason! 994 01:19:22,887 --> 01:19:24,097 I'm rude? 995 01:19:24,764 --> 01:19:26,182 You may not realize it 996 01:19:26,224 --> 01:19:29,561 because the sex is shutting off the parts of your brain 997 01:19:29,602 --> 01:19:32,272 that control critical thought, 998 01:19:32,313 --> 01:19:34,566 but she's incredibly condescending with me! 999 01:19:34,607 --> 01:19:36,651 You're condescending! This is mine. 1000 01:19:36,693 --> 01:19:40,155 You judge everyone else to distract yourself from your empty life! 1001 01:19:40,196 --> 01:19:42,532 - Yeah, that's me! - But it suits you fine. 1002 01:19:42,574 --> 01:19:45,076 That way, you can go on playing the martyr. 1003 01:19:45,118 --> 01:19:46,161 That's it! 1004 01:19:46,202 --> 01:19:47,287 But guess what? 1005 01:19:47,328 --> 01:19:51,249 No one can save you from your problems, 'cause, breaking news, they don't exist! 1006 01:19:51,291 --> 01:19:54,002 - You're so annoying! - Everything annoys you! 1007 01:19:54,044 --> 01:19:56,755 I'm allowed to be apprehensive! 1008 01:19:56,796 --> 01:19:59,674 It's not normal to be so nice all the time! 1009 01:19:59,716 --> 01:20:01,885 It's textbook psychopathic behavior. 1010 01:20:01,926 --> 01:20:04,346 - She's exceptional. - Exceptionally boring. 1011 01:20:04,387 --> 01:20:05,555 - What? - Nothing. 1012 01:20:05,597 --> 01:20:10,643 Unlike you, she doesn't measure a person's worth by their sense of irony. 1013 01:20:10,685 --> 01:20:15,482 It's so sad to watch you play the part of the mature, tolerant adult. 1014 01:20:15,523 --> 01:20:19,527 ‟He's so happy and content with his lovely girlfriend. 1015 01:20:19,569 --> 01:20:21,571 He's even above irony now!” 1016 01:20:21,613 --> 01:20:24,699 When will you drop the act and show her your true nature? 1017 01:20:24,741 --> 01:20:26,910 Ah yes, my true nature! 1018 01:20:26,951 --> 01:20:28,244 Yes, your true nature! 1019 01:20:28,286 --> 01:20:30,872 You take joy in other people's misfortunes! 1020 01:20:30,914 --> 01:20:32,457 You made a career out of it! 1021 01:20:32,499 --> 01:20:35,293 Your patients keep seeing you when they don't need it 1022 01:20:35,335 --> 01:20:37,962 because of some perverse attachment you cultivate! 1023 01:20:38,004 --> 01:20:39,339 You're intolerable! 1024 01:20:39,381 --> 01:20:42,717 I don't want to talk to you anymore! Not now, not ever! 1025 01:20:42,759 --> 01:20:46,054 You're so fucking abrasive! It's exhausting. 1026 01:20:46,096 --> 01:20:47,639 You exhaust me! 1027 01:20:48,181 --> 01:20:49,808 Well, enjoy it while it lasts! 1028 01:20:49,849 --> 01:20:52,268 In three months, the dopamine will wear off, 1029 01:20:52,310 --> 01:20:56,606 and you'll be like every other couple, just wasting away in some giant house, 1030 01:20:56,648 --> 01:20:58,566 going: ‟What should we eat tonight?” 1031 01:20:59,984 --> 01:21:02,487 All while secretly wanting to fuck other people! 1032 01:21:02,529 --> 01:21:04,531 But you'll have two perfect children, 1033 01:21:04,572 --> 01:21:08,493 and you can tell them to smile when they're pissed off our planet is dying! 1034 01:21:08,535 --> 01:21:11,955 That'll give your miserable existence some purpose! 1035 01:21:11,996 --> 01:21:13,498 Go fuck yourself! 1036 01:21:49,617 --> 01:21:51,161 Hey! How's it going? 1037 01:21:55,540 --> 01:21:57,167 She spent years writing a book 1038 01:21:57,208 --> 01:22:00,337 outlining the psychological profiles of the great prophets. 1039 01:22:00,378 --> 01:22:04,257 There was a hilarious chapter about Jesus's possible schizophrenia. 1040 01:22:04,299 --> 01:22:07,844 - Oh my God! - She was brilliant, but very lonely. 1041 01:22:07,886 --> 01:22:10,305 - Sunshine... - What kind of cancer did she have? 1042 01:22:10,347 --> 01:22:13,725 - Bacon shrimp! - I'm starving. I could eat them all. 1043 01:22:15,352 --> 01:22:18,563 Anyway, I'll definitely have real champagne at my funeral. 1044 01:22:18,605 --> 01:22:21,274 It's an event. Make an effort! 1045 01:22:21,316 --> 01:22:25,195 I don't understand. How long did she know she was sick? 1046 01:22:25,653 --> 01:22:29,783 I don't know, but she didn't tell anyone, not even her mother. 1047 01:22:30,367 --> 01:22:31,993 That's her. 1048 01:22:32,035 --> 01:22:34,329 All I know is she had back pain. 1049 01:22:38,124 --> 01:22:39,626 Gross! 1050 01:23:49,279 --> 01:23:51,322 Yeah... 1051 01:23:51,364 --> 01:23:52,907 Thanks, sweetie. 1052 01:23:53,825 --> 01:23:56,494 Higher, higher! Yeah! 1053 01:23:57,704 --> 01:24:01,041 To the left. Yeah, that's it. 1054 01:24:04,210 --> 01:24:08,423 When did you first realize you'd never live in the world you wanted? 1055 01:24:09,341 --> 01:24:11,468 That it wouldn't happen? 1056 01:24:12,844 --> 01:24:15,472 I never stopped believing in the revolution. 1057 01:24:15,889 --> 01:24:19,851 It's just that now... How should I put this? 1058 01:24:20,727 --> 01:24:23,855 One day, you wake up, and you're tired. 1059 01:24:25,065 --> 01:24:26,608 You get older. 1060 01:24:27,275 --> 01:24:30,779 I still think humans will be equal one day. 1061 01:24:31,946 --> 01:24:36,034 But I don't know how we'll get there. 1062 01:24:36,659 --> 01:24:41,373 And when your mother left me, I lost that sense of purpose. 1063 01:24:41,998 --> 01:24:44,668 It was something we shared. 1064 01:24:46,836 --> 01:24:48,004 I'm so scared. 1065 01:24:50,632 --> 01:24:55,220 I was so happy when I was your age. The world was full of hope. 1066 01:24:58,807 --> 01:25:00,433 I feel sorry for you. 1067 01:25:00,892 --> 01:25:04,020 I don't know what kind of world we're leaving you. 1068 01:25:05,230 --> 01:25:07,399 I really thought things would be better. 1069 01:25:07,440 --> 01:25:10,944 No, I mean I'm scared of the day you're not here anymore. 1070 01:25:10,985 --> 01:25:13,321 You, Mom, Karim... 1071 01:25:19,119 --> 01:25:20,578 Have you two talked? 1072 01:25:26,793 --> 01:25:28,795 Come here, sweetie. 1073 01:25:31,297 --> 01:25:35,760 The lurking presence of death makes for a great life. 1074 01:25:37,971 --> 01:25:41,307 I'm not scared anymore. I can die in peace. 1075 01:25:44,102 --> 01:25:45,812 Look around. 1076 01:25:46,396 --> 01:25:51,026 It's not much, but it's not bad for a shepherd's son. 1077 01:26:01,828 --> 01:26:06,416 Yes, that's right! It's Sophia, Karim's sister. 1078 01:26:06,458 --> 01:26:08,626 I don't know if you remember me. 1079 01:26:09,627 --> 01:26:13,381 Italian restaurant, fainting spell, cab ride, water on my face... 1080 01:26:13,673 --> 01:26:15,425 So many memories! 1081 01:26:16,593 --> 01:26:19,179 I would you... Sorry, that didn't come out right. 1082 01:26:19,220 --> 01:26:21,097 I would like... 1083 01:26:21,514 --> 01:26:24,809 If you'd like to have a drink... 1084 01:26:25,268 --> 01:26:29,147 Not like a date. Not a romantic drink. 1085 01:26:29,189 --> 01:26:33,276 There will be no romance. 1086 01:26:33,735 --> 01:26:36,571 Actually, I thought I could check out the apartment, 1087 01:26:36,613 --> 01:26:38,948 if the room is still available. 1088 01:26:38,990 --> 01:26:41,618 And we could also have a drink just for fun. 1089 01:26:41,659 --> 01:26:45,789 If we're gonna live together and stuff... I mean roommate stuff. 1090 01:26:45,830 --> 01:26:50,710 But if it works out with the room, we could also have a drink. 1091 01:26:50,752 --> 01:26:54,506 So call me back, or don't call me back! 1092 01:26:55,048 --> 01:26:56,549 Or call me back! 1093 01:27:03,098 --> 01:27:08,019 Worthless piece of junk! 1094 01:27:13,358 --> 01:27:15,902 - How's your mother? - Good. 1095 01:27:16,486 --> 01:27:19,948 OK! OK... 1096 01:27:25,954 --> 01:27:27,539 How can I put this? 1097 01:27:29,374 --> 01:27:34,379 You're overqualified for all the jobs I recommended you for. 1098 01:27:34,421 --> 01:27:38,675 But at the same time, you don't have experience in any field. 1099 01:27:39,926 --> 01:27:44,848 Only one employer has expressed an interest in hiring you. 1100 01:28:02,240 --> 01:28:05,535 Maybe try the button on the top? 1101 01:28:06,244 --> 01:28:07,287 There! 1102 01:28:13,043 --> 01:28:16,212 - Nice summer we're having! - Yes. 1103 01:28:16,755 --> 01:28:20,633 Three, two, one... 1104 01:28:31,311 --> 01:28:33,063 The pay's not great. 1105 01:28:33,104 --> 01:28:37,400 But you'd start in two weeks, and it's a one-year contract. 1106 01:28:44,574 --> 01:28:45,950 It's in the suburbs? 1107 01:28:46,910 --> 01:28:49,412 There's no way! That's halfway across the world! 1108 01:28:49,454 --> 01:28:51,873 It'll take 45 minutes to get there! 1109 01:28:54,668 --> 01:28:57,587 Some of the people you'll be teaching 1110 01:28:57,629 --> 01:29:02,300 risked their lives traveling halfway around the world to get here. 1111 01:29:03,093 --> 01:29:06,054 I think you can handle a couple metro stops. 1112 01:29:07,138 --> 01:29:08,515 That's it. 1113 01:29:08,556 --> 01:29:10,975 Otherwise, your mother told me 1114 01:29:11,017 --> 01:29:14,396 you might be interested in working as a parking officer? 1115 01:29:50,181 --> 01:29:53,309 OK. Have fun. You deserve it! 1116 01:29:58,148 --> 01:30:00,525 Sit down! I don't bite. 1117 01:30:04,612 --> 01:30:07,282 What would you like, sweetie? It's free. 1118 01:30:07,949 --> 01:30:11,619 I'd like to... I'd like to be beautiful. 1119 01:30:13,830 --> 01:30:16,916 I got this. You won't even recognize yourself! 1120 01:30:25,300 --> 01:30:28,928 Are you wearing makeup? You're wearing makeup! Come in! 1121 01:30:32,974 --> 01:30:34,684 You look great! 1122 01:30:35,101 --> 01:30:37,979 I don't usually look like this. It was free. 1123 01:30:38,521 --> 01:30:40,774 I get it. I love free stuff! 1124 01:30:40,815 --> 01:30:44,986 I gain three pounds every time I go grocery shopping because of the samples. 1125 01:30:47,572 --> 01:30:49,574 Big star! 1126 01:30:49,616 --> 01:30:52,827 TODAY'S MIDWIFE VAGINISMUS: MYTH OR REALITY? 1127 01:30:54,788 --> 01:30:55,914 Wasn't my idea. 1128 01:30:59,751 --> 01:31:00,835 Want a drink? 1129 01:31:01,378 --> 01:31:02,754 - Wine. - I have Baileys! 1130 01:31:02,796 --> 01:31:04,839 - Whatever you have. - I'm kidding. 1131 01:31:04,881 --> 01:31:06,341 I have wine. 1132 01:31:21,106 --> 01:31:22,607 I thought that was a signal! 1133 01:31:26,194 --> 01:31:29,864 Look at us! A couple of birds fallen from the bed- the nest. 1134 01:31:36,413 --> 01:31:38,164 I'll get some glasses. 1135 01:31:40,041 --> 01:31:43,003 Maybe I'll just go after I check out the room. 1136 01:31:45,463 --> 01:31:48,466 Hey, asshole! Oh! Sorry. 1137 01:31:49,342 --> 01:31:53,054 I didn't know there was a lady here! Pardon my vulgarity. 1138 01:31:53,096 --> 01:31:54,639 - Alex. - Sophia! 1139 01:31:54,681 --> 01:31:57,934 I love vulgarity! I'm very vulgar. I mean... 1140 01:31:58,727 --> 01:31:59,811 We're not dating! 1141 01:31:59,853 --> 01:32:03,314 - You're not at your girlfriend's? - She's not my girlfriend. 1142 01:32:03,982 --> 01:32:06,860 You didn't tell me you were getting deflowered tonight! 1143 01:32:06,901 --> 01:32:10,530 Yeah. Sophia, Alex. You'd be taking his room. 1144 01:32:11,031 --> 01:32:12,824 Leaving town? Where are you going? 1145 01:32:12,866 --> 01:32:14,451 No idea. 1146 01:32:14,492 --> 01:32:17,287 Dude, last night was crazy! 1147 01:32:17,328 --> 01:32:19,789 - Yeah? - 5,000 people in an abandoned building. 1148 01:32:19,831 --> 01:32:21,916 Why do I always miss the best parties? 1149 01:32:21,958 --> 01:32:24,419 Yeah, why? 1150 01:32:24,461 --> 01:32:27,088 For who? For you! 1151 01:32:27,130 --> 01:32:29,632 Why? 1152 01:32:29,674 --> 01:32:33,428 We ended up at an Indian restaurant that was actually a speakeasy! 1153 01:32:33,470 --> 01:32:37,057 We were all half naked. I was making cocktails behind the bar. 1154 01:32:37,098 --> 01:32:40,018 The kind of night where chlamydia's in the air! 1155 01:32:40,060 --> 01:32:43,355 Bingo! Then we were on the street. I got in a fight. 1156 01:32:43,396 --> 01:32:45,273 Then we were under an overpass. 1157 01:32:46,524 --> 01:32:47,859 We made a huge fire! 1158 01:32:50,195 --> 01:32:52,113 At one point, I was holding a cat. 1159 01:32:53,531 --> 01:32:56,242 I crashed at a tattoo artist's place. 1160 01:32:56,284 --> 01:32:57,535 - Nice! - What is it? 1161 01:32:57,577 --> 01:32:58,912 Thank you. 1162 01:33:12,217 --> 01:33:14,844 OK! Should we put on some tunes and get fucked up? 1163 01:33:14,886 --> 01:33:18,640 No. Sophia was gonna check out the room, then go. 1164 01:33:22,102 --> 01:33:23,353 Just one drink! 1165 01:33:23,395 --> 01:33:25,188 Yeah! 1166 01:33:50,046 --> 01:33:51,423 - So, Sarah... - Sophia. 1167 01:33:51,464 --> 01:33:52,507 What do you do? 1168 01:33:52,549 --> 01:33:53,883 Alex is a bartender. 1169 01:33:53,925 --> 01:33:55,969 - For now. - Sure. 1170 01:33:56,011 --> 01:33:59,389 Cool! I just finished my PhD in political philosophy. 1171 01:33:59,431 --> 01:34:02,517 Oh yeah! Political philosophy! That's like... 1172 01:34:04,185 --> 01:34:06,896 A philosopher... Name a philosopher. 1173 01:34:06,938 --> 01:34:08,064 Plato? 1174 01:34:08,106 --> 01:34:10,817 Yeah! Who meets a politician. 1175 01:34:10,859 --> 01:34:12,068 Nixon? 1176 01:34:13,194 --> 01:34:14,821 Go on. 1177 01:34:14,863 --> 01:34:16,489 What were you working on? 1178 01:34:16,531 --> 01:34:21,286 Familial and political dynamics among Antonio Gramsci's continuators. 1179 01:34:21,327 --> 01:34:22,871 Oh, Gramsci! 1180 01:34:22,912 --> 01:34:24,414 You've read him, Alex? 1181 01:34:24,456 --> 01:34:26,750 Yeah, an article. I think it was him. 1182 01:34:26,791 --> 01:34:29,044 - Tell us about it! - Yeah! 1183 01:34:29,502 --> 01:34:34,132 I discuss how political loyalties are largely based on the family model. 1184 01:34:34,174 --> 01:34:36,468 And the more that loyalty extends, 1185 01:34:36,509 --> 01:34:40,221 the more societies are able to take collective action. 1186 01:34:40,263 --> 01:34:44,309 It's really interesting. It all starts with the nuclear family! 1187 01:34:44,351 --> 01:34:45,643 Family is so important. 1188 01:34:45,685 --> 01:34:49,105 - Alex doesn't want kids. - Me either! I want to be free! 1189 01:34:49,147 --> 01:34:53,318 I was working in an art gallery. Now I'm writing a novel. 1190 01:34:53,360 --> 01:34:57,030 I might do some traveling. Tokyo, Lisbon... 1191 01:34:57,072 --> 01:34:59,949 Yeah. Maybe both! For a year, or more. 1192 01:34:59,991 --> 01:35:02,118 I don't know. I'm free! 1193 01:35:02,160 --> 01:35:05,997 That's what's cool about your mid-30s. Everything is possible! 1194 01:35:06,039 --> 01:35:08,416 - That's my mojo! - That's my motto! 1195 01:35:08,458 --> 01:35:10,502 30 is the new 20! 1196 01:35:14,297 --> 01:35:15,674 Washroom! 1197 01:36:14,232 --> 01:36:17,027 Sex! 1198 01:36:38,840 --> 01:36:40,425 What day is it? 1199 01:36:41,760 --> 01:36:44,512 Thursday. Thursday? 1200 01:36:45,221 --> 01:36:46,264 Friday! 1201 01:36:46,890 --> 01:36:48,391 Are you OK? 1202 01:36:48,433 --> 01:36:50,769 Fuck! I work Friday! 1203 01:36:55,273 --> 01:36:58,693 My shirt! Can you give me a ride and lend me a shirt? 1204 01:36:58,735 --> 01:36:59,861 - Yes! - South Shore. 1205 01:36:59,903 --> 01:37:01,571 - That's so far! - Never mind. 1206 01:37:01,613 --> 01:37:03,323 No, no! We're going. 1207 01:37:18,296 --> 01:37:19,297 I'm ready! 1208 01:37:23,510 --> 01:37:26,554 I think monogamy is a heterosexist concept. 1209 01:37:29,599 --> 01:37:32,310 We won't be together. I don't want to lead you on. 1210 01:37:32,352 --> 01:37:34,813 - It was fun, but... - I'm not into you anyway. 1211 01:37:45,490 --> 01:37:47,117 Hello! 1212 01:37:48,451 --> 01:37:49,953 My name is Sophia. 1213 01:37:52,372 --> 01:37:55,000 I'm your new French teacher. 1214 01:37:59,212 --> 01:38:01,798 Let's start... 1215 01:38:03,008 --> 01:38:04,676 at the beginning. 1216 01:38:06,136 --> 01:38:08,430 Meaning the start. 1217 01:38:12,267 --> 01:38:14,185 Actually, what... 1218 01:38:17,605 --> 01:38:19,190 What do you usually do? 1219 01:38:25,030 --> 01:38:26,740 We can just talk. 1220 01:38:26,781 --> 01:38:28,450 I NURSE IN PUBLIC IT'S MY RIGHT 1221 01:38:28,491 --> 01:38:30,702 Talk, yes. 1222 01:38:33,580 --> 01:38:34,956 Let's talk. 1223 01:38:35,874 --> 01:38:37,625 - My name is Nicole. - Olumide. 1224 01:38:37,667 --> 01:38:39,502 - Sarah. - I'm Chris. 1225 01:38:39,544 --> 01:38:40,462 - Taidy. - Tarek. 1226 01:38:40,503 --> 01:38:43,214 - My name is Wissam Kamlih. - I'm 32. 1227 01:38:43,256 --> 01:38:44,549 - 38. - 40 years old. 1228 01:38:44,591 --> 01:38:46,176 - 36. - I'm 40. 1229 01:38:46,217 --> 01:38:49,012 - Almost 37. - I'm 18 years old. 1230 01:38:49,054 --> 01:38:50,221 I'm 33. 1231 01:38:50,263 --> 01:38:51,890 - I'm from Syria. - Iran. 1232 01:38:51,931 --> 01:38:52,974 - Cuba. - China. 1233 01:38:53,016 --> 01:38:54,726 - Nigeria. - Mexico. 1234 01:38:54,768 --> 01:38:57,771 - From Syria. - In my country, I was a civil engineer. 1235 01:38:57,812 --> 01:39:01,608 - I was an event planner. - I worked at a bank. 1236 01:39:01,649 --> 01:39:06,237 - Insurance professional. - I managed a business. 1237 01:39:06,279 --> 01:39:10,033 I'm starting to look for work, 1238 01:39:10,075 --> 01:39:11,576 hopefully in my field. 1239 01:39:11,618 --> 01:39:15,205 I'd like to keep working in tourism. 1240 01:39:15,246 --> 01:39:17,624 - Telemarketing. - IT. 1241 01:39:17,665 --> 01:39:20,251 I'd like a similar job. 1242 01:39:20,293 --> 01:39:24,506 - In a bank, hopefully. - Pharmacy technical assistant. 1243 01:39:24,547 --> 01:39:27,217 What do I miss most? Everything. 1244 01:39:27,258 --> 01:39:29,219 - My family. - My family. 1245 01:39:29,260 --> 01:39:30,887 - My family. - My parents. 1246 01:39:32,514 --> 01:39:33,890 My dad. 1247 01:41:59,619 --> 01:42:01,287 What's the emergency? 1248 01:42:04,666 --> 01:42:06,126 I have back pain. 1249 01:42:12,549 --> 01:42:14,676 You're here because of back pain? 1250 01:42:32,527 --> 01:42:36,823 I'm sorry about what happened at my parents' house. 1251 01:42:41,619 --> 01:42:43,413 I wasn't doing well. 1252 01:42:49,878 --> 01:42:51,546 Actually... 1253 01:42:53,590 --> 01:42:55,091 it's just that... 1254 01:42:59,220 --> 01:43:00,764 I think... 1255 01:43:02,182 --> 01:43:04,309 my brother is happy... 1256 01:43:09,064 --> 01:43:11,316 that you make him happy. 1257 01:43:19,032 --> 01:43:21,409 I've never seen him like this. 1258 01:43:26,247 --> 01:43:27,749 It's good. 1259 01:43:36,383 --> 01:43:38,426 I'm bothering you for nothing. 1260 01:43:40,345 --> 01:43:42,263 I'm gonna go. This is dumb. 1261 01:43:51,064 --> 01:43:52,565 There's... 1262 01:43:53,400 --> 01:43:58,405 In physics, there's a theory stating that when two atoms come into contact... 1263 01:43:59,781 --> 01:44:01,700 they're indistinguishable... 1264 01:44:02,617 --> 01:44:05,537 no matter the distance between them. 1265 01:44:08,373 --> 01:44:12,711 And, you know, we're made up entirely of atoms. 1266 01:44:12,752 --> 01:44:14,295 Every one of us. 1267 01:44:15,338 --> 01:44:19,300 We're a blend of our mother's atoms and our father's atoms. 1268 01:44:19,926 --> 01:44:22,595 We're made from the same matter. 1269 01:44:22,637 --> 01:44:24,973 And because all their children, 1270 01:44:25,598 --> 01:44:30,103 the children of all parents... 1271 01:44:33,023 --> 01:44:34,733 How do I put this? 1272 01:44:36,151 --> 01:44:41,406 Because siblings share the same atoms, it could be argued that... 1273 01:44:42,782 --> 01:44:44,325 they're also linked... 1274 01:44:45,744 --> 01:44:48,621 and their children and their grandchildren... 1275 01:44:51,708 --> 01:44:55,378 etcetera, to infinity. 1276 01:44:57,088 --> 01:44:59,966 It's like we're never alone, in a way. 1277 01:45:02,177 --> 01:45:06,765 But they also say atoms are 99% empty space, so... 1278 01:45:08,808 --> 01:45:10,143 we're nothing, really. 1279 01:45:12,354 --> 01:45:15,899 But at least we're nothing together. 1280 01:45:23,656 --> 01:45:26,117 And don't worry. Everyone has back pain. 1281 01:45:44,636 --> 01:45:47,555 It belonged to my grandmother. 1282 01:45:48,348 --> 01:45:51,184 He gave it to her when he left. 1283 01:46:12,205 --> 01:46:13,707 Thanks! 1284 01:46:20,588 --> 01:46:21,756 How's Jasmin? 1285 01:46:21,798 --> 01:46:25,260 - Good! How's Éloïse? - Good! 1286 01:46:34,269 --> 01:46:35,895 What's that? 1287 01:46:38,481 --> 01:46:39,941 A toaster. 1288 01:46:49,034 --> 01:46:50,827 We're nothing, really. 1289 01:47:07,260 --> 01:47:10,555 I have something important to ask you. 1290 01:47:11,097 --> 01:47:12,599 Yeah? 1291 01:47:14,351 --> 01:47:15,894 If... 1292 01:47:18,772 --> 01:47:22,025 someone offered you $7 million... 1293 01:47:23,026 --> 01:47:24,235 American... 1294 01:47:25,195 --> 01:47:26,946 nontaxable... 1295 01:47:28,031 --> 01:47:30,283 but in exchange, 1296 01:47:30,325 --> 01:47:34,621 you had to lick the entire body... 1297 01:47:36,706 --> 01:47:38,875 of that man, 1298 01:47:39,292 --> 01:47:41,211 would you do it? 1299 01:47:45,131 --> 01:47:46,841 Does he have any parasites? 1300 01:47:46,883 --> 01:47:48,259 We don't know. 1301 01:47:49,260 --> 01:47:51,971 Quick! You have to answer now. 1302 01:47:52,972 --> 01:47:56,059 Gross. Yes! No. Fuck off, no! 1303 01:47:57,602 --> 01:47:59,979 You just lost $7 million. 1304 01:48:00,397 --> 01:48:01,898 Shit! 1305 01:48:05,819 --> 01:48:08,154 I'll never be rich. 98399