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Why did I post this video?

Is it a bit of an internet thing?

Ah, it should be coming back to you soon.

I hope...

they get married.

My name is Michael and this is Chris.

This is my wife, Tsubasa.

You have a beautiful wife.

Thank you.

Nice to meet you, Mom.

Nice to meet you, too.

Good!

No shoes, right?

No shoes.

It's a small house.

Small house.

Nice house.

In here?

What is that?

Koji, this is beautiful.

I don't know what it is.

Sushi.

I know this.

You know?

New York.

Japanese food.

Japanese food.

I love Japanese food.

Did you make it?

You made it?

Lucky man.

English?

Tsubasa, Tsubasa.

My name is...

What was it?

Chris.

Sorry.

Thank you.

Thank you for coming to my house.

Please enjoy.

Thank you.

Japanese sake.

You know?

I'll try.

Please.

Whiskey?

No, no, no.

Japanese sake.

Yes.

It smells like alcohol.

Cheers.

This guy is big.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Delicious?

Delicious?

It comes.

Not here.

More?

More.

Then...

I'll drink sake.

Try.

It's good.

Do you know anything?

Do you know Japanese food?

I know this.

Sushi.

Try.

This looks like pumpkin.

Maybe pumpkin.

I don't know.

Try.

Try.

Try.

Try.

Try.

Eat this.

Chopstick.

I saw alcohol.

Good.

Really?

What I do like this?

Good?

Try.

Japanese.

How I do this?

Can I do this?

This is okay?

Soy sauce.

Soy sauce.

I know soy sauce.

Soy sauce.

This is easier.

Good.

Eat.

That's good.

Good?

That's good.

Good?

Good job.

Really good.

What's this?

What's that?

Wasabi.

Wasabi.

Wasabi.

Wasabi.

Wasabi.

No English.

I'm inside.

Japanese people are hungry.

Try.

Sorry.

Are you okay?

Sorry.

Are you okay?

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

My nose.

Your nose.

I don't want that.

It's okay.

No.

Repeat after me.

Enjoy.

Okay.

Nothing.

You try.

Okay.

Thank you.

Do we eat this like this?

Yes.

Spaghetti?

Yes. Japanese spaghetti.

Is it good?

Yes.

Yes.

Do you want a spoon?

Do you want a spoon?

Bath.

Japanese bath.

Bath.

That's good.

Bath.

Good luck.

Take a bath.

Take a bath.

Japanese bath.

I have to do that.

There is no towel.

There is no towel.

In the bathroom.

It's weird, really weird.

Somebody, I forget.

No problem, no problem.

Oh, man.

So you have a different house?

Yeah.

It's a nice house, you have a really nice house.

Go back to the bathroom.

A really nice house.

I don't know what she said.

By the way,

you have a beautiful house, a very beautiful house.

Yeah, a really nice house.

It's pretty dark.

Huge, man.

Yeah.

Lovely.

You okay?

Yeah.

Thanks for the towels.

The bath was wonderful, too.

Yeah, it was a nice bath.

Thank you.

Okay.

Yeah, I don't know, man.

She's so shy.

The next day.

I had a great time with Michael.

I didn't want to leave.

I didn't want to leave.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh.

Oh, man.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, man.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, Michael.

Oh, Lisa.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

So what would you know?

Damn, bro.

It's okay.

It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

You're already so old.

Damn.

What, are you alone?

No, no, no, no, that's okay.

Are you alone?

No, no, it's okay.

You know, we got time.

Does it feel good?

It doesn't feel...

Uh, I think we should return with you.

It's okay, let's...

Let's have a seat down.

Okay.

It's you. You're lonely, right?

Yeah.

No.

Yeah, you are. I know.

I can tell you're lonely.

So what were you doing?

It feels good?

Sorry.

It feels good for yourself?

So we're lonely, too.

So how do you say it?

How do you say it?

How do you say it?

Yeah.

Lonely.

Lonely, right?

You look, uh...

What, this is enough for you?

Your own hand?

No.

Your own hand is enough?

I guess so.

I don't know.

I'm still very shy.

No, no, no, no, it's okay.

You wasn't shy before.

Before, no shy.

It's okay.

Just relax.

Yeah, it's okay.

It's okay.

Relax, relax.

I'm going to treat you real nice.

Relax.

It's okay, it's okay.

Just relax.

It's okay, it's okay.

See?

It's okay, it's okay.

It's okay.

It's like...

I don't know.

You've been lonely, right?

No.

I think so.

I feel happy.

You feel happy?

It's all right.

We like to be happy too.

It's okay.

Just relax.

I'm going to make your lips up.

Are you dangerous?

No.

I'm going to make your lips up.

Nooo

Noooo

UGH

Oh yeah

UGH

Oh my

Oh

UGH

UGH

UGH

UGH

UGH

UGH

I see you like to get short, let me take a look down here, get a closer look.

I see you like to get short, let me take a look down here, get a closer look down here,

get a closer look down here, get a closer look down here, get a closer look down here.

She's about to poop my head off, I'll let you work her over a little bit now.

Boy, you looking at me like, huh?

Yeah.

Damn it.

Turn it that way.

Turn it that way.

You can't wait?

You looking at me?

You looking at me?

Come on.

That's what I'm saying.

Come here, come here, come here.

Come here, babe.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Oh, hell yeah, baby.