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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪
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♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ♪
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♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪
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♪ The weekend
comes, my cycle hums ♪
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♪ Ready to race to you ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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- ♪ Happy and free ♪
- ♪ Oh, happy days ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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- ♪ Share them with me ♪
- ♪ Oh, baby ♪
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♪ Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ♪
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♪ There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ♪
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♪ It feels so right
it can't be wrong ♪
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♪ Rocking and
rolling all week long ♪
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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪
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♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ♪
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♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪
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♪ Saturday, what a day ♪
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♪ Groovin' all week with you ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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- ♪ Share them with me ♪
- ♪ Oh, happy days ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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- ♪ Happy and free ♪
- ♪ Oh, baby ♪
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♪ These happy days
are yours and mine ♪
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♪ These happy days are yours ♪
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♪ And mine, Happy Days! ♪
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Happy Days is filmed
before a studio audience.
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♪ Too late, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Too late, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Too bad, ooh, ooh... ♪
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I still don't know why
Richie had to stay up
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all night studying... I
mean, it was only a quiz.
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He wants to keep
his grade average up.
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He doesn't want to get a "C."
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What do you mean? For a "C,"
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I'd sell my grandmother
to the gypsies.
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I like your grandmother.
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- Yeah, Tillie's all right.
- Hey! Guys!
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Guys, come here!
Come on, come on!
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- What?
- Outside. I saw...
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Up in the sky! It was fantastic!
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It's a flying saucer!
Come on, you got to see it!
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- It's great! Come on, everybody!
- Flying saucer?
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This never happened
to me before.
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Yeah, Fonz?
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Oh... it's getting worse!
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Now I'm getting chubby men!
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Boy, I don't care if
he is our best friend,
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he's cracking up!
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What do you mean?
What's cracking up?
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Who's cracking up?
What's going on here?
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I think Richie's wah, wah,
wah has gone woo, woo, woo.
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Hey, Rich! Rich, tell Fonz.
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I dare you.
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Yeah, yeah, tell him, nutso.
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All right, hold it,
stop. That's enough.
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I don't want to hear nothing
about my buddy Richie.
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'Cause what he
says, you believe.
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You think that this
face right here lies?
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Fonz, I just saw
a flying saucer.
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Hey, what are you, nutso?
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Did you see any
little green men?
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Look, look, the man's
obviously overtired.
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Too much studying. You
better get some sleep, Rich.
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I'm telling you, I
saw a flying saucer.
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Uh, Rich, this
happens all the time
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to people that
live humdrum lives.
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- Humdrum?
- Yeah. When you got nothing else going
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in your life, your brain kind
of exaggerates, you know?
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Now, wait a minute,
I'm not humdrum.
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I may be a little tired,
but I... I'm not humdrum.
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You're not humdrum, huh?
What do you do with your nights?
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All right, fine. I-I come home,
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- I eat dinner...
- Yeah.
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- Do my homework...
- Yeah.
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Watch a little TV,
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uh, Friday nights
I play basketball,
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Saturday nights I go on a
date, Sunday nights I rest.
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Humdrum!
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Anybody home?
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"Richie, your father
made us go to the movies
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"before the prices change.
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"I left you a cold fish plate.
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Love, Mom."
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Ugh. Cold fish and
soggy French fries.
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Well, here I am...
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eating leftovers, watching TV.
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I don't know, maybe
I am humdrum.
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Oh. Come in.
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Uh... hi, Ralph.
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Great Alvin the
chipmunk imitation.
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Now, come on in and sit down.
I'm trying to watch this show.
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Boop...!
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Good evening, earthling.
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You're not Ralph.
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Now, wait a minute, a-are you...
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I was right! You're...
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Did you say... "earthling"?
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Are you an alien?
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- Ah.
- All right, put 'em up!
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- Boop...!
- Yeah, right, cancel that.
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Right, now, just, uh...
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just-just take it
easy, all right?
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I mean, just-just stay...
very calm, because, uh...
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I come in peace. No,
no, you're the one.
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You-you come in peace. I...
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Look, will you just calm down?
Calm down for one second!
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Relax, earthling. I
mean you no harm.
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Oh.
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Sure. How am I supposed to know?
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What do you do, do you just,
uh, use that to scare people with?
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No, keeps rain off my head.
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Are you Richie Cunningham?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, th-that's me.
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- Is this your house?
- Uh-huh.
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Eh-eh, eh-eh.
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Wait a minute, who are you?
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I am Mork from Ork.
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A-And those guys
said I was crazy.
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Hey, hey, I just...
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I... I got the best idea. I
want to show those guys, see?
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Will you come down
to Arnold's with me?
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Oh.
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Right, right.
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Hey, if you're Mork from Ork...
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then I got a
tremendous scoop here!
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- Scoop?
- Uh, story.
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News story. Uh,
look, would you mind
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if I just ask you
a few questions?
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Fire away, bucko.
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Bucko. That's great.
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- Okay, would you just mind having a seat?
- Seat?
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Yes.
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Mork, you...
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you know my nickname,
you know where I live...
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You don't even know how to sit?
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See, you just... you
put your, uh... down.
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Oh.
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Ah... Good.
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Okay, your name is, uh, Mork,
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and you come
from the planet Ork.
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Ever been to New York?
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Just a little Earth humor.
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Oh, humor.
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Ah, ah!
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That's it.
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All right.
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What is that yellow stick?
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Oh, this is just a pencil.
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Uh, oh, it's what we use to
write with. What do you use?
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I use this. I can also use it as
a weapon to immobilize you.
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Not now.
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I can also point with
it. I can scratch with it.
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I can call people with
it. Hey, you, come here.
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Unique, isn't it?
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What is the purpose
of your visit to Earth?
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Purpose. Recall.
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Ah. I am here on your
planet to collect specimens
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for assembling on our planet.
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No kidding?
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Anybody in particular?
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Yes.
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What, the president?!
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Oh, no, no, no, not
in Milwaukee. Uh...
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Are you gonna take Hank Aaron?
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Hank Aaron? No, no.
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He is too famous.
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We would have to trade
the entire planet for him.
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- Oh.
- What we need is someone average.
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Humdrum.
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I know somebody humdrum.
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No, no, I-I can't go.
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I... Well, I can't
just leave like that.
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Oh, it will only
take an instant.
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I'll bring you right back.
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Just an instant?
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I-I'll be back, just like that?
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Zabadee.
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Just a zabadee?
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All right. All right,
what could it hurt?
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- I'm gonna go. I...
- Ah.
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All right, I-I got to
get some clothes.
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Uh, what do the men wear on Ork?
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Uh, same thing our
females do. Nothing.
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Females wear nothing?
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- Mm.
- What do they look like?
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- Ee-ee, ee-ee.
- Oh.
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Would you like to see a
picture of me and my girl?
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Yeah. Sure.
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Deebee.
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Oh, uh... which one is you?
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- Can't you tell?
- No.
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- That's why we don't bother with clothes.
- Oh.
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All right, uh... no clothes.
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So, I got to get a
camera, all right?
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And, uh, some film.
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I need more paper
and some pencils.
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See, I can't do that with
my finger the way you can.
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- Pity.
- Yeah.
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Would you mind if I just went
to my room and got that stuff?
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Oh, fine. Thanks a lot.
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Oh, uh, listen, just make
yourself comfortable.
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You got the TV there.
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Oh, well, you broke that.
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No. Can repair instantly.
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Oh, very good!
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All right, and you got some
food there, too, all right?
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Food? Ah, fidba. Yay.
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Needs salt.
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We return to The
Andy Griffith Show
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after these messages.
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I like that boy, Opie.
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Why does an Earth boy
have a Martian name, though?
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- Well, I didn't like it.
- I liked it. I liked it.
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- No, I didn't like it.
- Well, it was so-so.
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It wasn't worth
the full price ticket.
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Oh, my.
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Well, hello. Uh, you must
be a friend of Richard's.
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Oh, I'm Howard
Cunningham, Richard's father,
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and this is Mrs. Cunningham
and our daughter Joanie.
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- Hi.
- I am Mork from Ork.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, I... Yes, O-R-K.
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- O-R-K.
- Yes.
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Well, Richard pledged A.T.O.
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He didn't have a suit like that.
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- Oh.
- No. They stuck feathers on him.
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I like feathers, but I
find them fattening.
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Oh, brother.
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He's another Ralph Malph.
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Uh, won't you make
yourself comfortable?
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Oh, thank you.
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Uh, well, I think I'll
just turn off the TV set.
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Jiminy Crickets, there
goes the TV again!
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Oh, dear.
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Uh, would you like
something to drink?
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Do you have any Pingee?
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Pingee?
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It is a soft drink on Ork.
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Comes in five delicious flavors:
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Taz, Mah, Sheezba,
Baba and Shishwannee.
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Well, Mom, why don't you
get a case of Shishwannee?
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No, dear, it gives you cavities.
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Cavities.
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Ah, ah, ah, ah!
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I don't believe
what I'm hearing.
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Richard, will you come
down here right away, please?
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Oh, Dad.
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Oh, Mom, good,
I'm glad you're here.
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Oh, a lot has happened
since the last time I saw you.
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I mean, I... well, I don't
even know where to start.
251
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:23,919
I know where to start.
252
00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:25,321
You'll start with him.
Where did you find him?
253
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,822
Yeah, where did he come from?
254
00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:28,290
What kind of man
did you bring in...?
255
00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:29,692
Boop...!
256
00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:30,726
Why did you do that?
257
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,218
He drew first.
258
00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:39,702
Well, are they
gonna be all right?
259
00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:41,136
The effects wear off very soon.
260
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,473
Now we must hurry. We
do not have much time.
261
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:47,042
All right. Okay, I just want to
make some, uh, sandwiches
262
00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:48,310
for the trip, okay?
263
00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:51,847
Do you have some of that
Earth delicacy, baloney?
264
00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:54,116
Uh, baloney? Well, I-I'm
not sure, but I'll check.
265
00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:56,666
We need it for fuel.
266
00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:01,023
Uh, how long are we
gonna be gone, anyway?
267
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:02,591
Uh, about a bleem.
268
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,859
Uh, a-a bleem.
269
00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:05,594
Okay, well how long
would that be in Earth time?
270
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,418
- You know, a day, a week...
- Uh, Earth time.
271
00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:09,884
2,000 years.
272
00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:24,580
Stop, Earth specimen.
273
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:27,650
Eep!
274
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:31,353
Shazbot, I missed.
275
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:33,222
No one has ever
escaped from Mork.
276
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,290
Think humdrum.
277
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,425
Humdrum, humdrum, humdrum.
278
00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:42,998
Fonz, I got to talk to
you; it's life and death.
279
00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:44,099
What's up?
280
00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:45,768
Fonz, a guy's after me.
281
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,454
Mork from Ork.
282
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:51,440
I don't know him; must
be from the east side.
283
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:52,708
No, no, no east side.
284
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:53,942
I mean this is, uh,
285
00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:56,111
north through the Milky
Way and hang a right.
286
00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:58,314
It's a spacemen,
Fonzie, and he's after me.
287
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:01,917
He's... A spaceman after you?
288
00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:03,252
What does he want with you?
289
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:04,453
Because I'm average.
290
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:05,721
- I told you.
- Yeah, I know.
291
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:06,955
You're right. He
said I'm humdrum,
292
00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:08,324
- and that's why he wants me.
- Yeah.
293
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,992
He wants to take
me in his spaceship.
294
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,428
Oh, make sure you
get a, uh, window seat.
295
00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:15,331
Fonz, I'm not
joking around here.
296
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:18,200
Yeah, it must be serious, 'cause
why else would you tempt fate?
297
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:20,135
That's right, it's serious.
298
00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:22,037
He wants to take me
away for a bleem...
299
00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:23,172
That's 2,000 years.
300
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,874
Mr. Cunningham, you
are holding on to my jacket.
301
00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:28,477
- Well, what should I do?
- Let go of my jacket.
302
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:31,013
Hey, that's much better.
303
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,315
Now, because you're a friend
of mine, I'll check him out.
304
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,584
- Oh, thanks.
- Yeah. A bleem, huh?
305
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,386
- 2,000 years.
- Get out of here.
306
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:40,489
♪ John Jacob
Jingleheimer Schmidt ♪
307
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,524
♪ His name is my name, too ♪
308
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,193
♪ Yes, it is ♪
309
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,482
♪ Whenever we go... ♪
310
00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:53,268
Whoa!
311
00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:54,670
Oh, wait.
312
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,890
Fonz, hey.
313
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,547
Fonz, you see, it's
that finger of his.
314
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:06,882
- Hey...
- He just points it once,
315
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,317
and wham, bam,
good-bye Cunningham.
316
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,319
You ain't whistling Dixie.
317
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,855
Hey, uh, partner, that
is some finger there
318
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,223
you're packing, huh?
319
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:17,025
Now, maybe we can work this
out, just you and me, you know?
320
00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:18,394
What is there to work out?
321
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,795
It is settled. Come
along, specimen.
322
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:21,663
Uh, wait a minute, let
me tell you something.
323
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:22,998
You ain't taking my buddy here.
324
00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:25,100
You got to get through me first.
325
00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:28,720
Oh, splendid. A Holitacker.
I love a Holitacker.
326
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,074
What is a Holitacker?
327
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,876
In your language,
specimen, it is a challenge.
328
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:36,578
If your champion defeats me,
you do not have to go with me.
329
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:37,746
All right, let me
get this straight.
330
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,115
If I win, you don't take
the specimen here.
331
00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:41,383
You read me, creature.
332
00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:43,852
Creature? You want to rumble?
333
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:46,903
Rumble? ♪ Da, da, da, da, da. ♪
334
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,295
That is a Holitacker.
Let us make it official.
335
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:59,067
Then we must introduce
the local celebrities.
336
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,408
Can we get on with this, now?
337
00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:08,744
Anytime you're ready.
338
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:12,114
I have been challenged on
200 planets. I am undefeated.
339
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,149
So am I.
340
00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:15,451
Yeah, that's right.
341
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,053
Fonzie's never
lost a Holitacker yet.
342
00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:20,308
Yeah, and we got the
home planet advantage.
343
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:26,562
Just count to three,
then, specimen.
344
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:27,663
All right.
345
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:28,697
Get him, Fonz.
346
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,566
One, two, three!
347
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:34,570
Eep! No contest.
Let's go, specimen.
348
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:37,539
Wait a minute.
Fonzie, he can't just...
349
00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:40,509
Well... Oh, Fonz, I'm sorry.
350
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,911
I guess the finger
was just too much.
351
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:44,927
Oh.
352
00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:53,655
So long, buddy.
353
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,425
Let's go.
354
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:57,860
Hey, wait a minute, wait.
355
00:16:57,884 --> 00:16:59,595
Look at his thumb.
356
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,730
See what he's
doing with his thumb?
357
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,132
Impossible. This has
never happened before.
358
00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:07,285
Yeah, well, you never ran up
against the Fonz before, bucko.
359
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,625
Aaayyh.
360
00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:24,820
So, at last, a worthy opponent.
361
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:31,693
Oh, what a great story.
362
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:35,484
Fonzie's thumb saving us
from that deadly alien finger.
363
00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:39,468
- Uncle.
- Yeah.
364
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:42,037
Would you like to try
for the next plateau?
365
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,672
Anything you say, Jack.
366
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:46,542
Can you do this? Eep!
367
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,589
Eep!
368
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:02,747
Eep!
369
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:06,228
Eep!
370
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,812
All right, all right, it's
a draw! It's a draw!
371
00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:12,901
The jukebox was a draw.
372
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,917
Can your champion
do this, specimen?
373
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:20,156
Eep!
374
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,343
Aha.
375
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:44,266
Good going, Fonz.
376
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,634
So you want a good one.
377
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,650
Watch this.
378
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,709
Eep!
379
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,744
Nee-nee, nee-nee,
nee-nee, nee-nee.
380
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,880
Now, try this.
381
00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:14,496
No, wait, Fonz. No, not her.
382
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,264
All right, all right.
383
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,452
Interesting.
384
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:25,596
Eep.
385
00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:36,206
- All right, I'll give you that one.
- Yeah.
386
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,002
How about a little
target practice, then?
387
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,694
Eep!
388
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:49,431
Eep! - Eep!
389
00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:04,780
You give up now?
390
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:07,182
Nothing can top this.
391
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,084
I put my two fingers together,
392
00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:10,886
and the entire
building collapses.
393
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,554
Hey, wait a minute,
wait a minute!
394
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:14,823
What are you talking about,
the whole building collapses?
395
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:17,526
It's fantastic... screams,
Technicolor, everything.
396
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,661
What about the
people in the building?
397
00:20:19,685 --> 00:20:22,297
Wrecks them pretty
bad, kills a few, too.
398
00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:23,832
Well, you're in
here, too, you know.
399
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,534
That's part of the fun.
400
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,703
Must be a pretty tough bugger.
401
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,271
No, not a question of toughness.
402
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:31,440
I am protected by a
stellar force field. Watch.
403
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:35,065
See?
404
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,849
Fonzie, you can't let
him collapse the building.
405
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:42,851
All right, all right, ho,
whoa, whoa, whoa, stop.
406
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,320
Just stop.
407
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:46,688
You admit defeat?
408
00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:48,704
Yeah, all right, you w...
409
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:56,164
You w...
- Tell him.
- Win.
410
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:57,365
Yeah.
411
00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:59,267
Good.
412
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:00,569
I'll go peacefully.
413
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:01,837
No, not necessary.
414
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,972
This is the best contest
I've had in 20 bleems.
415
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:05,874
The only reason I won
is because your champion
416
00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:07,609
cared about his
earthling friends.
417
00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:08,677
Funny thing, this warmth.
418
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,078
We don't have it on Ork.
419
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,180
We tried it once a long
time ago. Didn't work.
420
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:13,331
Overpopulation.
421
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:16,618
Now I must leave
your planet Earth.
422
00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:18,520
But I tip my kripla to you, sir.
423
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,659
You're telling me that, uh,
424
00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:27,429
you're not taking
my pal here, right?
425
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,531
Well, I tip my
krila to you, too.
426
00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:33,602
Thank you.
427
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,303
Thank you for not taking me.
428
00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:37,005
Oh, I'm not taking
you, I'm taking him.
429
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:38,206
Hey, get out of here.
430
00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:41,343
We need a new champion on Ork.
431
00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:43,278
We must now enter the time warp.
432
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,814
We must now enter the time warp.
433
00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:47,082
Hey, wait! No, wait!
434
00:21:47,106 --> 00:21:48,884
You're not taking Fonzie.
435
00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:50,819
No, I can't let you do... do it!
436
00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:52,420
Why are you taking him?
437
00:21:52,444 --> 00:21:53,955
You don't... I
mean, he's very...
438
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,024
Fonz, don't let him
take you like that.
439
00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:59,494
Please, Fonzie, don't let
him! You could stop him!
440
00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:02,113
Whoa.
441
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:07,269
Fonzie?
442
00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:09,137
Fonz!
443
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,438
Oh.
444
00:22:10,462 --> 00:22:13,308
Don't take him! No, please!
445
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,543
Please, don't take the Fonz!
446
00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:15,744
No, please don't take Fonzie!
447
00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:17,145
- Please!
- Richard?
448
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,814
- I'll get you some baloney!
- Richard, wake up.
449
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:20,315
- If you want baloney, I'll...
- Wake up, son.
450
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,317
What? What?
451
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,653
Oh, you'd better go
on up to bed, dear.
452
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,788
You fell asleep on
the couch. Come on.
453
00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:29,291
No, wait, see, I-I...
454
00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:31,526
I came home right after
I saw the flying saucer.
455
00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:33,795
Another crackpot.
456
00:22:33,819 --> 00:22:35,297
A lot of people
thought they saw it.
457
00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:36,431
It was a weather balloon.
458
00:22:36,455 --> 00:22:38,300
We heard it on the
radio on the way home.
459
00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:40,135
Oh, but this was so real.
460
00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:41,903
And then... and then
he came down here,
461
00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:43,605
and he wanted
to take me, but no.
462
00:22:43,629 --> 00:22:45,140
No, see, I escaped to Arnold's.
463
00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:47,042
And then... and then, he
and Fonzie were dueling.
464
00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:48,877
Mork and the Fonz,
and it was a... you know,
465
00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:51,279
the gun versus the
thumb and the finger, and...
466
00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:53,481
- It must have been some dream.
- It was.
467
00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:55,217
- Good night, Richie.
- Good night, Richard.
468
00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:57,152
Such a cute dream, dear.
469
00:22:57,176 --> 00:22:59,754
You have such a
good imagination.
470
00:22:59,778 --> 00:23:01,423
But, uh...
471
00:23:01,447 --> 00:23:04,246
When I was your age, I
used to dream about girls.
472
00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:08,730
I'll tell you one thing.
473
00:23:08,754 --> 00:23:10,899
I'll settle for humdrum
any day, now.
474
00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:12,200
- Good night, Richard.
- Night.
475
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:15,755
Oh, don't worry, I'll get it.
476
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:23,478
Uh, excuse me, um...
Mork! You're Mork!
477
00:23:23,502 --> 00:23:26,615
Dad, Dad, he's... This is Mork!
478
00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:28,250
Good night, Richard.
479
00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:29,551
Yeah, but he's
gonna take me away!
480
00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:31,820
Don't you care? If you...
481
00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:34,022
All right, fine, you don't care.
482
00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:35,557
I'll be gone for about a bleem.
483
00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:37,425
Wear something warm.
484
00:23:37,449 --> 00:23:38,526
Let's go.
485
00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:39,995
Oh, that's all
right. I was lost.
486
00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:42,764
I was looking for directions
to highway 41, but that's okay.
487
00:23:42,788 --> 00:23:43,798
- No, but you're...
- I'll just...
488
00:23:43,822 --> 00:23:45,533
I'll just close the
door real slow.
489
00:23:45,557 --> 00:23:47,389
No loud noises, okay?
490
00:24:02,408 --> 00:24:04,653
Hey, uh, what'd you get
on the Spanish quiz, Ralph?
491
00:24:04,677 --> 00:24:06,054
I passed.
492
00:24:06,078 --> 00:24:07,689
Well, I got a B-plus.
493
00:24:07,713 --> 00:24:10,058
You see, now that's why I
stay up all night studying.
494
00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:13,595
I flunked. But I'm well-rested.
495
00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:17,032
Okay, everybody, closing time.
496
00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:18,900
Everybody out!
497
00:24:18,924 --> 00:24:20,835
Hey, guys, guys!
498
00:24:20,859 --> 00:24:23,271
O-Outside, you won't
believe what I just saw!
499
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:25,307
Another flying saucer.
500
00:24:25,331 --> 00:24:28,710
Better. The Hooper
triplets got new sweaters.
501
00:24:28,734 --> 00:24:30,703
- Come on, everybody, let's go!
- All right!
502
00:24:32,671 --> 00:24:35,317
That's the fastest
I've ever closed.
503
00:24:35,341 --> 00:24:37,185
- ♪ Happy and free ♪
- ♪ Oh, happy days ♪
504
00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:39,487
♪ These happy days
are yours and mine ♪
505
00:24:39,511 --> 00:24:41,980
♪ These are such Happy Days! ♪
506
00:24:47,419 --> 00:24:49,831
♪ Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ♪
507
00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:52,334
♪ There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ♪
508
00:24:52,358 --> 00:24:55,003
♪ It feels so right,
it can't be wrong ♪
509
00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:57,639
♪ Rocking and
rolling all week long ♪
510
00:24:57,663 --> 00:25:00,342
♪ These days are ours ♪
511
00:25:00,366 --> 00:25:03,011
- ♪ Happy and free ♪
- ♪ Oh, happy days ♪
512
00:25:03,035 --> 00:25:04,679
♪ These days are ours ♪
513
00:25:04,703 --> 00:25:07,716
- ♪ Share them with me ♪
- ♪ Oh, baby ♪
514
00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:10,552
♪ These happy days
are yours and mine ♪
515
00:25:10,576 --> 00:25:14,445
♪ These happy days are
yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪
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