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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪
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♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ♪
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♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪
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♪ The weekend
comes, my cycle hums ♪
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♪ Ready to race to you ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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- ♪ Happy and free ♪
- ♪ Oh, happy days ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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- ♪ Share them with me ♪
- ♪ Oh, baby ♪
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♪ Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ♪
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♪ There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ♪
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♪ It feels so right
it can't be wrong ♪
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♪ Rocking and
rolling all week long ♪
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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪
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♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ♪
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♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪
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♪ Saturday, what a day ♪
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♪ Groovin' all week with you ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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- ♪ Share them with me ♪
- ♪ Oh, happy days ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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- ♪ Happy and free ♪
- ♪ Oh, baby ♪
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♪ These happy days
are yours and mine ♪
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♪ These happy days are yours ♪
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♪ And mine, Happy Days! ♪
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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our own velvet
cloud, Potsie Weber!
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♪♪
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♪ I love, I love, I love
my calendar girl ♪
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♪ Yeah, sweet calendar girl ♪
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♪ I love, I love, I love
my calendar girl ♪
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♪ Each and every
day of the year ♪
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♪ January ♪
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♪ You start the year off fine ♪
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♪ February ♪
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♪ You're my little valentine ♪
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- ♪ March ♪ -♪ I'm gonna
march you down the aisle ♪
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- ♪ April ♪ -♪ You're the
Easter Bunny when you smile ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, my
heart's in a whirl ♪
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♪ I love, I love, I love
my little calendar girl ♪
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- ♪ Every day ♪
- ♪ Every day ♪
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♪ Every day ♪
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- ♪ Every day ♪
- ♪ Of the year ♪
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♪ Every day of the year ♪
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- ♪ May ♪
- ♪ Maybe if I ask your ♪
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♪ Dad and mom ♪
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- ♪ June ♪
- ♪ They'll let me take you ♪
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♪ To the junior prom ♪
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- ♪ July ♪
- ♪ Like a firecracker ♪
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♪ I'm aglow ♪
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- ♪ August ♪
- ♪ When you're at the beach ♪
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♪ You steal the show ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, my
heart's in a whirl ♪
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♪ I love, I love, I love ♪
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- ♪ My little calendar girl
every day ♪ -♪ Every day ♪
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- ♪ Every day ♪
- ♪ Every day ♪
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♪ Of the year ♪
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♪ Every day of the year ♪
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♪ September ♪
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♪ Light the candles
on the sweet 16 ♪
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- ♪ October ♪ -♪ You will
be the homecoming queen ♪
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- ♪ November ♪ -♪ I'll give
thanks you belong to me ♪
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- ♪ December ♪ -♪ You're
the present 'neath my ♪
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♪ Christmas tree ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, my
heart's in a whirl ♪
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♪ I love, I love, I love ♪
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♪ My little calendar
girl every day ♪
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- ♪ Every day ♪
- ♪ Every day ♪
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- ♪ Every day ♪
- ♪ Of the year ♪
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♪ Every day of the year. ♪
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Hey.
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Well, that was Milwaukee's
very own velvet cloud,
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Potsie Weber.
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Hey, before you leave...
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Before you leave, folks, I
want to hear a special hand
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for our star fullback who's
gonna lead us to victory
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tomorrow, Mr. Rebel E. Lee.
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That's-that's good, Rebel, good.
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Clever, good. Okay,
thank you very much.
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Good night, folks.
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Rebel, you'd better go home now.
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Yeah, coach says I should
be in bed by 10:00 every night.
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Coach says you
grow when you sleep.
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Rebel, we've got to
have a serious talk.
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It's not that I don't
like you. But, well...
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what would you say if I
started playing the field?
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I'd kill the field.
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Night, Kitty.
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Night, Reb.
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Kitty.
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Kitty, my sweet.
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Oh, Kitty, did you
tell Rebel about me?
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I tried. He won't listen.
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All he ever does is lift me up.
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Never mind, my sweet.
True love conquers all.
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So, uh, you girls are
studying to be nurses, huh?
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Want to play doctor?
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Hey, Rich, big trouble.
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Malph just picked
up Rebel's girl.
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What?
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He's with Kitty?
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Uh, excuse us, girls. We
have to prevent a murder.
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Hey, Ralph.
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Hey, come on, we
got to talk to you.
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Later, boys, later.
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Come on, Malph, it's important.
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Excuse me, Kitty, I must
address the peanut gallery.
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Oh, Ralph, you've still got it.
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Not like he's gonna get it.
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- Excuse us. Excuse us, please.
- Excuse us, please.
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Boys. Bad timing.
Now, what is it?
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You've been dating
Kitty, Rebel's girl.
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Potsie, go watch
your malt curdle.
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Ralph, you're
playing with fire here.
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They recruited that guy
from the bayous, man.
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He used to wrestle
with alligators,
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and he let them start on top.
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Intrigue runs amok in my family.
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You know, my aunt
ran off with the milkman
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and left the mailman
holding the bag.
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Kitty.
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Ralphie.
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He's lost his mind.
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Worse. Now he's
gonna lose his face.
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There go the girls.
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Hey, uh, Ralph, come... Richie.
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Richie, please. Two's company.
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Rich, didn't you hear me?
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I'm gonna smash you, Malph.
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Rich... Rich, your
voice has changed.
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Rich, your body's changed.
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What's your leg doing up here?
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You better say
your prayers, Malph.
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Wait a minute,
Rebel, wait a minute.
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It's not what you think.
What do you think?
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I think you're trying
to steal my girl.
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No, he isn't.
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Rebel, I-I tried to
tell you, you're nice,
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but I want to see Ralph.
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It's bigger than the both of us.
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He's bigger than
all three of us.
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Kitty, you'd better
go powder your nose.
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I'll set Rebel... straight.
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All right, Ralphie-Poo.
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I'll be right back.
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Easy, Reb.
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Easy, Reb.
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"Ralphie-Poo?"
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Wait a minute.
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Just tell me... is Kitty gone?
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Yeah. Why?
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Well, now we can
get down to business.
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Please don't hurt me,
Rebel. I don't want to die.
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Please.
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You won't die.
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Maybe lose a few
teeth. Or a nose.
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Rebel, please,
please, I get airsick.
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All right.
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- Fonz! Fonz!
- Get off the wall, Malph.
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Please, Fonz, please,
you got to save me.
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Rebel's gonna kill me.
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No, he's not gonna kill you,
'cause there's no fighting
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here in Arnold's.
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Oh, right, I forgot.
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If you say so, Fonz.
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I say so. Put him down, Reb.
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And I want to tell
you something else,
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fighting is very low
on my list of priorities.
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Mine, too. Isn't it low on
your list of priorities, Rebel?
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I ain't got no priorities.
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I got a Chevy.
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He's got a Chevy.
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Well, no fighting in
Arnold's. Too bad.
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No hard feelings, huh, Rebel?
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All right, look, I'm
behind my schedule here.
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All right.
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Girls? Inspiration Point.
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Well, I'm behind schedule, too.
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Have a good game, Rebel.
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You're off the hook for now.
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I am?
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But tomorrow
night, after the game,
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I'm gonna take your nose
and turn it upside down.
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Bye, y'all.
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My nose?
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Upside down?
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If it rains, I'll drown.
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Fonzie, wait a minute.
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Are you trying to tell me that
you formed your own fraternity?
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That's right.
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I call it the Fonza
Fonza Rellis.
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I think that's a
very catchy name.
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"Fonza Fonza
Rellis?" That's cute.
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Hey, thanks a lot.
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As a matter of fact, I
even made up our own pin.
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See that? It is a
little motorcycle here
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on a broken heart.
The Fonza Fonza Rellis.
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Oh, Fonz, that's really
neat. Could I join?
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- No.
- Oh.
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Uh, Fonzie told me the
entrance requirements.
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Oh.
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All right, come on
over, everybody.
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I have found the perfect song
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for the Leopard Lodge
sing-along contest.
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And this year, we're gonna win.
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Uh, that's what
you said last year,
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and they closed
the curtain on us.
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Hey, let's get this
thing going here.
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I got a panting angora
sweater dying to be pinned.
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Dad has picked "Down
by the Old Mill Stream."
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Howard, that's good.
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- It's a real toe-tapper.
- Yeah.
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All right, everybody ready?
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I am, yeah.
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♪ Down by the old mill stream ♪
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♪ Stream ♪
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♪ Where I first met you ♪
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♪ You ♪
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♪ With your eyes so blue ♪
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♪ Blue ♪
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♪ Dressed in gingham, too ♪
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♪ Too ♪
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♪ Come in ♪
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♪ It was there I knew ♪
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♪ That I loved you true ♪
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♪ You were 16 ♪
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♪ Hello, Potsie and Ralph ♪
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♪ My village queen ♪
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How'd you know it was me?
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♪ Down by the old mill stream ♪
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Wait a minute. Wait.
How... ♪ Stream. ♪
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Yeah, you know,
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for a first time, that
was pretty good.
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But let's practice a
little. Let's do it again.
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Wait a minute, please, please.
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My body's on the line.
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It's open season on Malph.
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♪ Down by the old mill stream ♪
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Rebel's gonna wipe
up the streets with me.
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- No, he isn't. I spoke to him.
- He's not?
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♪ Where I first met you ♪
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Yeah, you're gonna fight
him Saturday night at the gym.
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Besides, he's gonna
wear gloves. It hurts less.
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♪ With your eyes so blue ♪
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Did you say gym? Fighting?
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- Yeah.
- Help, please.
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Oh, Ralph, while
you're down there,
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why don't you sing "Mammy?"
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Oh, that would be nice.
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All right, all right,
now, just hold it, huh?
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Come on, now, Ralph,
what is this all about?
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He and our fullback are fighting
over the honor of a woman.
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Yeah, his name's Rebel.
He wrestles alligators.
254
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Over the honor of a woman?
255
00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,433
Oh, he's depressed again.
256
00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:44,128
I've done everything
to cheer him up.
257
00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:45,932
I even sat on his
whoopee cushion.
258
00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:48,703
Come on, folks, please.
259
00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:50,173
I can't fight Rebel.
260
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,074
Think of Mickey
and Minnie Malph...
261
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,113
Their only son, squashed.
262
00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:55,715
Squashed?
263
00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:58,010
Well, Rebel's
pretty strong, Dad.
264
00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:01,383
He works part-time
as a forklift.
265
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:03,481
Malph, look, you can't
spend the rest of your life
266
00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:05,568
running away from Rebel,
because you're gonna have to spend
267
00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:07,403
the rest of your life
looking over your shoulder.
268
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:10,192
Besides, how do you
think Kitty's going to feel?
269
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:13,596
Now, I ask you, are
you a man or a mouse?
270
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:14,996
I'm waiting.
271
00:12:15,134 --> 00:12:17,228
- I'm thinking.
- Aah.
272
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:20,465
I tell you something, I
love middle-class songfests,
273
00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:22,838
but I'm late for a
ceremony. I'm the ceremony.
274
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,740
Hey, Mr. C, don't
worry about that singing.
275
00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:26,004
I got this down, huh?
276
00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:29,479
♪ True, blue, you... ♪
277
00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:31,608
♪ Whoa. ♪
278
00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,989
Do your folks know
about this, Mouse?
279
00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:39,319
Malph. Ralph!
280
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,928
No, I didn't want to
upset 'em, Mrs. C.
281
00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:44,257
I'm gonna tell 'em I
was in a car accident.
282
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:47,265
Oh. Now I want
nothing to do with this.
283
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,266
All this violence.
284
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:51,530
I blame it on TV Westerns.
285
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:52,832
Well, speaking of violence,
286
00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:54,572
can you drive me over
to Jenny Piccalo's?
287
00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:57,634
Just as long as you
don't watch any Westerns.
288
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,178
Oh, Ralph, if you
get into any trouble,
289
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:03,176
Jenny Piccalo says
give him a knee right in...
290
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:03,681
Joanie!
291
00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:05,808
I'll tell you what, Ralph.
292
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:09,013
I'm gonna show you a few
boxing tricks I learned in the Army.
293
00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:11,021
Uh, yeah, that's-that's
good, Dad, but...
294
00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:12,625
Ralph needs to train, you know?
295
00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:15,786
He needs to work on his jabs,
he needs to punch the heavy bag.
296
00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:17,123
What's this Rebel like?
297
00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:19,596
Mount Rushmore with fists.
298
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,132
Well, then he's a slugger!
299
00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:24,127
Oh... Well, we now
know what Rebel is.
300
00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:25,636
But what's a Malph?
301
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,536
Yeah, what's a Malph?
302
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:30,542
I got it, a boxer.
303
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:30,964
Yeah.
304
00:13:30,988 --> 00:13:33,078
Yeah, that's right.
See, you're-you're small,
305
00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:34,212
but you're fast.
306
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,612
You know, you can
dance, bob, weave.
307
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,741
- Yeah.
- The guy will never lay a glove on you.
308
00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:40,751
- Dance, bob...
- That's it.
309
00:13:40,887 --> 00:13:42,617
- Weave. -Right! That's it.
- Yeah! Right!
310
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:45,122
Richie, Potsie, get him over
to the gym, get him in shape.
311
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,074
Okay, come on, Ralph.
Oh, yeah, that's good.
312
00:13:47,098 --> 00:13:47,858
Dance, bob, weave!
313
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,972
- You think I can? -You bet you can!
- Of course you can, Malph!
314
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,522
- Yeah, I can. I'm not afraid of Rebel.
- Yeah.
315
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,032
I'm not afraid of anyone.
Who needs training?
316
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,831
It's Rebel!
317
00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,734
Forgot the keys to the car!
318
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,010
All set for the fight, Ralph?
319
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:12,913
All right, Ralph!
320
00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:14,714
Hey.
321
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,720
Yeah.
322
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,722
Ralph, how do the gloves feel?
323
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,259
Gloves? I thought
they were mittens.
324
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:24,262
Oh, yeah. Well, y-you
seem pretty happy.
325
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:25,990
Aren't you a little bit nervous?
326
00:14:26,132 --> 00:14:29,330
Why should I be?
I'm gonna take a dive.
327
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,267
You're gonna take a dive?
328
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:33,771
- He's gonna take a dive.
- That's right.
329
00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:36,432
I might even make
it a swan dive.
330
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,772
"He's still got
it." Yeah, right.
331
00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:41,244
G-Get over in the
corner, Ralph, please.
332
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,906
Ralph, will you
get in the corner?
333
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,847
Gee whiz.
334
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,521
Hey, Rich, there's Rebel.
335
00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:55,855
I'm gonna have some
fun with him. Watch this.
336
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:58,863
Hey, Rebel, I saw
your parents yesterday.
337
00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:01,297
I was at the zoo.
338
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:05,767
Hey, Rich,
339
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,897
I'm taking a dive the
minute they ring the bell.
340
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:11,670
Boing, pfft, out.
341
00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:18,775
All right, girls,
over there, ringside.
342
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,023
Hey, Fonz.
343
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,219
I'm very proud of you, Ralph.
344
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:29,795
- You showed up.
- Yeah.
345
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,727
He's gonna take a dive.
346
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:32,991
Are you running again?
347
00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:34,896
Not running; falling, Fonz.
348
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:37,697
Get over here.
349
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,703
You're gonna
put all pride aside,
350
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:42,001
you're gonna fall in
front of your girlfriend?
351
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:43,666
No sweat. Kitty's not here.
352
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,608
I sent her to the
movies with Potsie.
353
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,611
Believe me, Fonz, I
know what I'm doing.
354
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,613
Let me tell you something.
I'm gonna be here,
355
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,149
right there, and I'm
gonna watch you
356
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:53,097
and you're gonna stay
here and fight like a man,
357
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:54,552
- you understand?
- Right, Fonz.
358
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:58,886
All right. Now, I wish
you the best of luck.
359
00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:01,221
And being the
fair man that I am,
360
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,226
I will wish...
361
00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:06,958
some luck to your
fellow gladiator here.
362
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,601
Ralph, are-are you
gonna fight him?
363
00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:16,936
Nah, nah, I lied.
364
00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:18,601
I'll worry about Fonzie later.
365
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:21,304
I can only throw
one fight at a time.
366
00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:22,642
Hey, champ!
367
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:25,308
Potsie! He brought Kitty!
368
00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:27,716
Hey, everybody.
How's it going, Malph?
369
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,846
You're supposed
to be at the movies.
370
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,356
Why would we be at the
movies? We'd miss the fight.
371
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,360
- Let me at him! Let me...
- Hey, look at that.
372
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,555
He's raring to go.
That's my roommate.
373
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,563
Potsie, will you sit down?
374
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:42,066
Ralph.
375
00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:44,534
You got to pull
yourself together.
376
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,298
How about me singing
the national anthem?
377
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:47,498
Please sit down.
378
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:48,835
How about "Teen Angel"?
379
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:50,170
Get out of the ring!
380
00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:52,301
Should've stayed at the movies.
381
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:57,214
Guys, I can't throw
the fight in front of Kitty.
382
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,819
Well, what are you
gonna do, Ralph?
383
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,887
I guess I got to fight now.
384
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,525
Say, Rebel,
385
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,858
you think you could
cancel that parent-zoo joke?
386
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,990
May the South rise again!
387
00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:26,035
Ladies and gentlemen...
388
00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:28,704
I always wanted to do this.
389
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,210
At the bell, Joanie Cunningham.
390
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:38,514
That's enough,
Joanie, that's enough.
391
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:41,184
Introducing your ring announcer,
392
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,455
Al Delvecchio.
393
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,796
All right, a brief commercial.
394
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:51,962
"The exclusive Fonza
Fonza Relli fraternity
395
00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:55,905
"is accepting
applications for pin-ees.
396
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:58,170
"The requirements are:
397
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,246
female..."
398
00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:05,611
And now, round one!
399
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,417
Come on, come on. On your feet.
400
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,085
Come on. Get up. Come on.
401
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:19,289
Ralph, get out there and
fight him, man. Fight him!
402
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,424
Dance, bob, weave!
403
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,465
Run!
404
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,077
He must be doing
a four-minute mile!
405
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:32,906
Stand still! I can't hit you!
406
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:35,571
- He caught on!
- Ralph, stop fighting!
407
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:38,150
I'm doing the best I can!
408
00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:44,652
Oh, you're lucky
that wasn't your jaw!
409
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,068
Ralph, Ralph,
get him in a clinch!
410
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:47,253
Get him in a clinch, Ralph!
411
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,996
All right, all right, come
on. No clinch, no clinch.
412
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,696
All right, break, break!
413
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,770
Why, why?
414
00:18:57,903 --> 00:18:59,371
Now I'm really mad!
415
00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:01,235
All right, Ralph,
you're doing great!
416
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,400
Only two and a
half minutes to go!
417
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:11,112
♪♪
418
00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:16,812
♪ Out of sight ♪
419
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:19,425
♪ Really, really ready
'cause tonight's the night ♪
420
00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:22,153
♪ I came here to rock and roll ♪
421
00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:25,162
♪ I came here to rock and roll ♪
422
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:27,698
♪♪
423
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,826
♪ I came here to rock and roll ♪
424
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,633
♪ Got my dancing shoes
and my blue jeans on ♪
425
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,298
♪ Hittin' the floor ♪
426
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:37,137
♪ 'Cause they're
playing my song ♪
427
00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:39,142
♪ I came here to rock and roll ♪
428
00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:42,373
♪ I came here to rock and roll ♪
429
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,381
♪ I came here to rock ♪
430
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,517
♪ Let's get rockin' ♪
431
00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:47,382
♪ I came here to rock and roll ♪
432
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,489
♪ Let's go ♪
433
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,724
All right, great, Ralph!
Two minutes left!
434
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,589
Ralph, you can't hide
behind the referee!
435
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:02,897
One... Ralph,
just-just stay down.
436
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,680
Come on! Get up! I
haven't even hit you yet!
437
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,673
All right, go to
a neutral corner.
438
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:15,640
Two... Ralph...
Ralph... Three, four...
439
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,914
Forget it, Ralph,
you've proved yourself.
440
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,575
Hey, stay down, Ralph.
441
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,187
Down? I thought I was up.
442
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:24,088
Five, six... I got
to do it for Kitty.
443
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,682
Seven, eight, nine... Ralph...
444
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:31,025
Please, Ralph, stop!
445
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:35,331
Hey, Ralph!
446
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,304
Wait, wait, wait!
447
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:41,805
Look! Look!
448
00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:45,873
Wait, wait!
449
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:47,536
Look!
450
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:52,308
Ralph! Go, Ralph! Yes!
451
00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:54,249
Wait, wait.
452
00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:57,379
Look. Look. See?
453
00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:02,491
Neutral corner.
454
00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:04,620
Two, five, ten.
455
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:09,327
The winner, Rebel!
456
00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:12,535
Ralph, Ralph, are you all right?
457
00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:14,003
C-Can you hear me? Huh?
458
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:15,665
Did I... did I win?
459
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:18,004
Winners don't sit on floors.
460
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:19,339
I didn't win.
461
00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:21,174
Hey, but look at the
bright side, Malph.
462
00:21:21,313 --> 00:21:24,374
You lasted 40 seconds longer
than the champion alligator.
463
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,597
- Let's get him. Let's get...
- Yeah, come on, Malph.
464
00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:28,712
- That was great.
- It was a great punch, Ralph.
465
00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:30,254
You ain't kidding.
466
00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:32,585
I felt like a railroad spike.
467
00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:35,126
- Am I still pretty?
- Yeah, you're gorgeous.
468
00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:37,594
Let me tell you something,
I'm very proud of you, Malph.
469
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:39,255
But I lost, Fonz.
470
00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:40,593
Hey, wait a minute.
471
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,444
Now, listen, I'm not all
for fighting, you know.
472
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:43,779
Sometimes you get
your back against the wall,
473
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,066
you got to do it.
474
00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:47,400
You didn't lose 'cause
you didn't run away.
475
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,202
You did good.
476
00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:52,234
Thanks, Fonz.
477
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,382
See you at the party!
478
00:21:58,517 --> 00:22:00,076
I don't have to bring
my rubber nose!
479
00:22:00,219 --> 00:22:01,551
Mine's still swollen!
480
00:22:03,522 --> 00:22:05,514
I still got it!
481
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,882
I haven't got it.
482
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:35,214
I lost the fight.
483
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,346
I lost Kitty.
484
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,559
Ralph?
485
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,857
I was talking to Rebel.
486
00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:46,863
Yeah. I saw.
487
00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:48,831
Congratulating him.
488
00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:50,561
No.
489
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:53,104
I was saying good-bye to him.
490
00:22:53,239 --> 00:22:54,263
Forever.
491
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,574
Good-bye?
492
00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,702
Forever.
493
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:03,572
Kitty.
494
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,275
My Kitty.
495
00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:07,045
My Ralph.
496
00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:09,178
I got it back.
497
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,441
Oh, thank you
for calling, Minnie.
498
00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:37,573
Give my love to Mickey.
499
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,778
Well, I am so glad this
fighting business is over.
500
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:45,551
- I think fighting is just so silly.
- Mmm.
501
00:23:45,691 --> 00:23:47,626
You know, now, in my
family, we used to settle
502
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,285
our differences another way.
503
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,590
Yes, by yelling.
504
00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:54,598
That was just with you, Howard.
505
00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:57,066
We would arm-wrestle.
506
00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:01,240
Arm-wrestle?
507
00:24:01,373 --> 00:24:03,399
Your mother, maybe, but not you.
508
00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:04,942
Yes, me.
509
00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:06,943
You want to give
it a try, big fella?
510
00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:09,275
Come on.
511
00:24:09,415 --> 00:24:12,112
Okay. Let's go.
512
00:24:12,251 --> 00:24:15,779
Listen, promise you
won't hurt me, huh?
513
00:24:15,921 --> 00:24:17,913
All right.
514
00:24:18,924 --> 00:24:21,120
Get your elbow on.
515
00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:23,786
That's it. All right,
whenever you're ready.
516
00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:35,971
Pretty good. Pretty good.
517
00:24:36,108 --> 00:24:38,100
You want to go upstairs?
518
00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:39,768
No.
519
00:24:39,912 --> 00:24:42,780
Best two out of three,
Marion. Come on.
520
00:24:42,915 --> 00:24:46,181
- Let's go!
- ♪ These happy days are yours and mine ♪
521
00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:50,312
♪ These happy days are
yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪
522
00:24:55,461 --> 00:24:57,862
♪ Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ♪
523
00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:00,330
♪ There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ♪
524
00:25:00,466 --> 00:25:02,901
♪ It feels so right,
it can't be wrong ♪
525
00:25:03,035 --> 00:25:05,436
♪ Rockin' and
rollin' all week long ♪
526
00:25:05,571 --> 00:25:08,097
♪ These days are ours ♪
527
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,800
- ♪ Happy and free ♪
- ♪ Oh, happy days ♪
528
00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:13,435
♪ These days are ours ♪
529
00:25:13,579 --> 00:25:15,775
- ♪ Share them with me ♪
- ♪ Oh, baby ♪
530
00:25:15,914 --> 00:25:18,941
♪ These happy days
are yours and mine ♪
531
00:25:19,084 --> 00:25:22,521
♪ These happy days are
yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪
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