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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,103 --> 00:00:04,614 ♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪ 2 00:00:04,638 --> 00:00:06,983 ♪ Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ♪ 3 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:09,819 ♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪ 4 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:12,355 ♪ The weekend comes, my cycle hums ♪ 5 00:00:12,379 --> 00:00:14,657 ♪ Ready to race to you ♪ 6 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:16,993 ♪ These days are ours ♪ 7 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:20,864 - ♪ Happy and free ♪ - ♪ Oh, happy days ♪ 8 00:00:20,888 --> 00:00:22,365 ♪ These days are ours ♪ 9 00:00:22,389 --> 00:00:24,868 - ♪ Share them with me ♪ - ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 10 00:00:24,892 --> 00:00:26,970 ♪ Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ♪ 11 00:00:26,994 --> 00:00:29,305 ♪ There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ♪ 12 00:00:29,329 --> 00:00:31,708 ♪ It feels so right it can't be wrong ♪ 13 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:34,577 ♪ Rocking and rolling all week long ♪ 14 00:00:43,944 --> 00:00:47,023 ♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪ 15 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,759 ♪ Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ♪ 16 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:52,061 ♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪ 17 00:00:52,085 --> 00:00:54,831 ♪ Saturday, what a day ♪ 18 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:57,467 ♪ Groovin' all week with you ♪ 19 00:00:57,491 --> 00:00:59,269 ♪ These days are ours ♪ 20 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:01,771 - ♪ Share them with me ♪ - ♪ Oh, happy days ♪ 21 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:05,041 ♪ These days are ours ♪ 22 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:08,044 - ♪ Happy and free ♪ - ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 23 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:10,446 ♪ These happy days are yours and mine ♪ 24 00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:11,981 ♪ These happy days are yours ♪ 25 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:14,065 ♪ And mine, Happy Days! ♪ 26 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:21,457 Happy Days is filmed before a studio audience. 27 00:01:21,481 --> 00:01:24,861 ♪ Too late, ooh, ooh ♪ 28 00:01:24,885 --> 00:01:27,397 ♪ Too late, ooh, ooh... ♪ 29 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:29,632 Guys, my parents said they'd go for it. 30 00:01:29,656 --> 00:01:30,800 I can move out. 31 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:32,068 We can get an apartment! 32 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,770 - Oh, terrific! - Okay, where would it be? 33 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:35,204 The Three Musketeers ride again. 34 00:01:35,228 --> 00:01:36,439 Heck yeah! 35 00:01:36,463 --> 00:01:38,455 The Three Musketeers! 36 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:42,745 - Cute, Al. Cute. - Great. 37 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:44,247 - Let's find an apartment. - Right. 38 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:46,082 Well, getting your own apartment, huh? 39 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,250 - Yeah. - Okay. 40 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:49,552 I can still remember my first place. 41 00:01:49,576 --> 00:01:52,288 Big bed, mirrors on the ceiling. 42 00:01:52,312 --> 00:01:55,491 Mirrors? It must have been pretty wild. 43 00:01:55,515 --> 00:01:56,960 No, I hardly got any rest. 44 00:01:56,984 --> 00:01:59,295 All night long, I kept peeking up in the mirror 45 00:01:59,319 --> 00:02:01,311 to see if I was asleep. 46 00:02:02,255 --> 00:02:03,833 Neato story, Al. 47 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:05,120 Let's find an apartment. 48 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:08,151 Here's a couple of places. 49 00:02:17,704 --> 00:02:20,249 Somebody named Crash been looking for me? 50 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:23,186 Crash? You're meeting somebody by the name of Crash 51 00:02:23,210 --> 00:02:25,455 here in my unbroken-up restaurant? 52 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:27,624 Just relax now, Al. 53 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:31,585 When Crash gets in here, just say I'll be right over there. 54 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:41,351 Nice. Very, very nice, but you're Thursday. 55 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:45,508 - Oh, hey, Fonz. - Fonz! 56 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:47,110 - Hey. - Fonz, guess what? 57 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:49,615 We're gonna be getting an apartment of our own. 58 00:02:49,639 --> 00:02:49,946 Yeah. 59 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:51,214 Yeah, Fonz, you know, a place 60 00:02:51,238 --> 00:02:53,116 where we can operate with a lot of belle femmes. 61 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:54,317 Yeah. 62 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:55,618 Oh, that's terrific, Malphie. 63 00:02:55,642 --> 00:02:57,053 I hope they have some special closets 64 00:02:57,077 --> 00:02:58,807 for your rubber noses. 65 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:01,591 Fonz, we're really desperate. 66 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:02,759 Couldn't you help us find a place? 67 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:05,895 Hey, the Fonz does not dabble in real estate. 68 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:07,363 Cars and chicks, you understand? 69 00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:09,432 Cars and chicks. 70 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:11,834 Now, you get in touch with my cousin Chachi, 71 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:14,987 'cause he's got info on everything. 72 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:19,876 Hi, Fonz. 73 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:21,892 Hey, Crash. 74 00:03:27,474 --> 00:03:29,585 Crash, you kill me. 75 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:31,521 I wouldn't mind crashing into her sometime. 76 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:36,049 I love her bumpers. 77 00:03:41,621 --> 00:03:43,332 Hey, Al, have you seen Chachi? 78 00:03:43,356 --> 00:03:45,201 Yeah, Fonzie's letting him use his office. 79 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,070 - I'll go get him for you. - Great. 80 00:03:47,094 --> 00:03:49,105 Hey, Chachi? 81 00:03:49,129 --> 00:03:51,291 Front and center. The guys want you. 82 00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:59,849 Hey, guys, have I got a deal for you. 83 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:01,317 Chachi's sweater bonanza. 84 00:04:01,341 --> 00:04:03,920 Cashmere sweaters made of genuine Orlon. 85 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:05,388 No, no. No sweaters. 86 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:06,923 We're looking for an apartment. 87 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:09,392 - For $60 a month or less. - Right. 88 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,894 For less, you can live in this bag. 89 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,696 Well, $60, that's it. 90 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:15,231 - I got just the apartment. - Yeah, right. 91 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,734 Oh, sure, except we don't want one made out of Orlon. 92 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,102 We don't want just anything. 93 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:20,792 Yeah, we're looking for someplace special. 94 00:04:20,816 --> 00:04:20,970 Mm. 95 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:22,371 Does it have its own bathroom? 96 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:24,807 Are you kidding? Sure, it's got a bathroom. 97 00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:26,823 - That's the one. - Let's go. Let's go. 98 00:04:28,735 --> 00:04:31,114 Wait till you see it. You won't believe it. 99 00:04:31,138 --> 00:04:33,937 It's got everything you ever wanted. 100 00:04:36,676 --> 00:04:39,288 - Reversible doorknob. - Ah. 101 00:04:39,312 --> 00:04:40,656 This is all right! 102 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:42,391 It's big, Pots. Just what we wanted! 103 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:43,826 - All right, guys? - Great. Yeah. 104 00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:45,795 Modern kitchen, walk-in closets, 105 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:47,096 Southern exposure. 106 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,498 You'll wish you grew up here. 107 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:50,800 - It's great. - It's better than my room at home. 108 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:53,970 Yeah, it's nice, Chachi. 109 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:55,338 Were there any survivors? 110 00:04:55,362 --> 00:04:57,140 Hey, watch what you say about this place. 111 00:04:57,164 --> 00:04:58,908 - My mother's the landlady, you know. - All right. 112 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:00,743 All right. 113 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:02,779 A pay telephone in the living room? 114 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:05,432 Look at the bright side, Pots. No phone bills. 115 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:07,984 Oh, boy. 116 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:10,653 There's a bathroom that should be outside. 117 00:05:10,677 --> 00:05:12,688 Hey, will you tell me one thing? 118 00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:14,657 Why did they paint the kitchen orange? 119 00:05:14,681 --> 00:05:16,859 Well, it matches the radiator. 120 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:19,295 Right, Rich. It's orange. Color-coordinated. 121 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,930 Matches our hair, too. It's us. 122 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:23,633 Come over here. Look in there. 123 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,649 Oh. 124 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:29,972 Good size closet. 125 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:32,375 Uh, that's the bedroom, Ace. 126 00:05:32,399 --> 00:05:34,443 Water heater in the bedroom? 127 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:36,212 Don't knock it. It keeps it warm. 128 00:05:36,236 --> 00:05:37,413 - Good point. - Keeps warm. 129 00:05:37,437 --> 00:05:39,982 - Oh. - And if you want it cool, follow me. 130 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,984 There's the air conditioner. 131 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,452 On, off. 132 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:44,554 It didn't move. 133 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:46,489 It moves when you pay the rent. 134 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:48,724 Well, at least we got a window. 135 00:05:48,748 --> 00:05:50,359 Oh, yeah. Rich, it's got everything. 136 00:05:50,383 --> 00:05:51,861 - Fresh air. - Look, a view. 137 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:56,555 There's nothing in these. I already checked. 138 00:05:58,124 --> 00:05:59,735 The view talks. 139 00:05:59,759 --> 00:06:01,604 What is this, another modern convenience? 140 00:06:01,628 --> 00:06:03,639 Hey, hey, guys, we got a garbage disposal. 141 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:05,741 All you got to do is shove the stuff 142 00:06:05,765 --> 00:06:06,976 out the living room window. 143 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,678 I-I just don't know about this place. 144 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,947 Ah, Rich, I really love it. 145 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:13,149 It's got that... that lived-in feeling. 146 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,219 What's that? 147 00:06:16,243 --> 00:06:17,954 That's the dancing Drinkwater twins... 148 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:19,722 Maisy and Daisy. 149 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:21,190 Fun girls. 150 00:06:22,749 --> 00:06:24,193 Hear that, Rich? 151 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:27,363 Maisy and Daisy, right upstairs. 152 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,832 Fun girls. 153 00:06:29,856 --> 00:06:31,467 Any more girls? 154 00:06:31,491 --> 00:06:33,035 Oh, it's all chicks. 155 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,604 Couple of stewardesses in the back, 156 00:06:34,628 --> 00:06:36,505 three co-eds down the hall. 157 00:06:36,529 --> 00:06:39,041 And in 4H, there's this cheerleader. 158 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:40,276 Wah, wah, wah! 159 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:41,911 We'll take it! 160 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:43,079 Hey, Potsie, wait. 161 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:44,280 Got to look around a little bit. 162 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:45,514 Ah, come on, Rich! 163 00:06:45,538 --> 00:06:48,251 Oh, look, he said we had a modern kitchen. 164 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:50,419 Well, look. You got the sink over there. 165 00:06:50,443 --> 00:06:52,521 Way over here on the other side of the room, 166 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:53,689 we got a refrigerator. 167 00:06:53,713 --> 00:06:55,625 The whole apartment's... 168 00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:59,428 And, uh... opens from both sides. 169 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:01,831 Look, you guys discuss this among yourselves. 170 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:03,065 I'm not pushy. 171 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,352 You got five minutes. 172 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:08,604 - I love it! You guys decide. - Guys, 173 00:07:08,628 --> 00:07:11,607 it-it's... it's not that it's, uh, it's not a nice apartment, 174 00:07:11,631 --> 00:07:15,278 but, you know, somehow, I just visualize something else. 175 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:17,480 I-I just pictured a place that... 176 00:07:17,504 --> 00:07:19,482 that had furniture. 177 00:07:19,506 --> 00:07:23,052 You want furniture? Go back home. 178 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:24,687 Hey, the kid's right. 179 00:07:24,711 --> 00:07:26,889 I got a TV there, a couch, sofa. 180 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:28,090 I got my own bed. 181 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:29,625 Home? Are you kidding, Rich? 182 00:07:29,649 --> 00:07:31,460 Do you want to hide your Esquire under your bed 183 00:07:31,484 --> 00:07:33,129 the rest of your life? 184 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:34,630 No. You're 18. 185 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:37,066 It's time to cut the cord. 186 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:39,502 Think of your freedom, Rich. Independence. 187 00:07:39,526 --> 00:07:41,304 The Drinkwater Twins. 188 00:07:41,328 --> 00:07:42,705 Our own stewardi. 189 00:07:42,729 --> 00:07:46,976 Well, you're right, but this place is such a... 190 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,878 Why, I mean, you just look at this place, and it's so... 191 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:50,846 Okay, Rich, so it's not perfect. 192 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:53,215 But it'll be ours. We'll fix it up. 193 00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:54,483 Yeah, we'll fix it. 194 00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:56,552 Rich, I'm having a vision. 195 00:07:56,576 --> 00:07:58,287 I can see it now. 196 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,989 Picture this, Rich. 197 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:01,724 The place is all cleaned up. 198 00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:04,260 There's pictures, pennants, new furniture. 199 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:06,195 Look, Rich, Pots and I here... 200 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:08,197 We'll make this a place Errol Flynn would envy. 201 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:09,865 Right. 202 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:11,500 Well, you know, the price is right. 203 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:12,668 - Can't be beat. - It's terrific. 204 00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:14,971 Cheap, cheap. 205 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,639 Okay, I-I think we can fix it up. 206 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:18,074 - All right! - All right, buddy, okay! 207 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:19,408 We should meet a stewardess in 4H. 208 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:21,844 - Oh, great! - Hey, keep it down. 209 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:24,613 The cheerleader will be down here with her pom-poms. 210 00:08:24,637 --> 00:08:26,315 - Yeah. - Wah, wah, wah. 211 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,516 Yeah. 212 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:28,918 Okay, we're gonna take this place. 213 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:30,286 Oh, great. I'll tell my mom. 214 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:31,821 - Yeah. - Oh, and one more thing. 215 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:34,323 I need two months rent, plus a cleaning deposit. 216 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,192 Comes to 180 bucks. 217 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:37,827 We only got $60. 218 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,114 You got it. 219 00:08:40,653 --> 00:08:43,499 Well, guys, this is it. 220 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,515 Wah, wah, wah. 221 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:55,144 Ugh. Well, this is the last suitcase. 222 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:56,946 Joanie, did you pack my records? 223 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,214 Yeah, they're in the car. 224 00:08:58,238 --> 00:08:59,515 Even the Elvis? 225 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,050 I'll go get them. 226 00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:04,720 Got to watch her like a hawk. 227 00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:07,323 Well, I'm gonna take this out to the car now. 228 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:08,924 Oh. 229 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:10,960 - Dad? - Marion! 230 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:14,444 Oh, yeah, well... Thanks. 231 00:09:16,689 --> 00:09:19,435 Well, just seems like yesterday 232 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:21,451 that we were potty-training him. 233 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:25,207 Oh, Howard, talk to him. 234 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:28,177 He's just too young to be moving away from home. 235 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:30,012 Well, if you wanted him to stay home, 236 00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:33,049 you should have never potty-trained him. 237 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:36,852 Well, Howard, had I known at the time, I would... 238 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:38,521 Oh, good, you're back. 239 00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:40,423 Yeah. 240 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:42,158 - Well, guess that's it. - Oh. 241 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:43,492 I'll be leaving 242 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:47,296 as soon as Joanie gets down here with the records. 243 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,131 Now, what are you gonna do about meals? 244 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:50,699 And who's gonna do your laundry? 245 00:09:50,723 --> 00:09:51,901 Oh, that's no problem. 246 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,202 Ralph's gonna do the cooking, 247 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:55,571 and, uh, Potsie's gonna take care of the laundry. 248 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,974 I'm being replaced by Ralph and Potsie. 249 00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:01,310 Well, you can still cook for me, Marion. 250 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:02,878 Oh, Howard, you'll eat anything. 251 00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:05,633 Thank you, sweetheart. 252 00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:08,684 Well, here are all your records. 253 00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:10,886 Oh. Thanks. 254 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:12,154 Bye, Rich. 255 00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:13,589 Oh. Bye, Joanie. 256 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,258 Oh, look at your poor sister. 257 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,841 She's gonna miss you. 258 00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:20,496 Are you kidding? 259 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,098 She already moved into my room. 260 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,800 Yeah. The escape tree's right out the window. 261 00:10:24,824 --> 00:10:27,703 Well, that's coming down first thing in the morning. 262 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:31,140 Well, Richard, you're a young college man now, 263 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:32,708 and you've got your own place, 264 00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:34,710 so you're gonna learn how to behave 265 00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:36,212 like a responsible adult. 266 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,880 It'll be a good experience for you. 267 00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:40,883 Boy, I hope he has a better speech when I move out. 268 00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:42,485 Oh. 269 00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:44,653 I'll have it written for you first thing in the morning. 270 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:46,422 Come on, Rich. 271 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:47,890 I'll walk you to the car. 272 00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:50,326 You lucky dog! 273 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:53,129 Oh, Mom, got to go. 274 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,497 Okay. 275 00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:56,098 See you, son. Enjoy your place. 276 00:10:56,122 --> 00:10:57,600 Oh, thanks, Dad. 277 00:10:57,624 --> 00:11:01,203 Well, the Two Musketeers are waiting for me. 278 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:02,972 I'll see you real soon. 279 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,674 - When?! - Marion! 280 00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:08,010 Oh, you-you be sure to write to us! 281 00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:10,112 He's just moving across town. 282 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:16,852 Well... it will be an adjustment, 283 00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:20,856 but it's something that all parents just have to face. 284 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,626 Yeah. I'm gonna miss him. 285 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:26,795 We're buddies, you know, like you and Joanie. 286 00:11:26,819 --> 00:11:28,531 We always talk things over. 287 00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:31,767 We did things together, went places together. 288 00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:33,169 Oh, Howard. 289 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,938 Who am I gonna watch TV with, Marion? 290 00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:37,506 It's not gonna be any fun 291 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,509 watching the Green Bay Packers play all by myself. 292 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,144 Well, I'll watch. 293 00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:44,000 I love basketball. 294 00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:55,224 Potsie?! 295 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:56,992 I'm brushing my teeth! 296 00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:57,961 What? 297 00:11:57,985 --> 00:11:59,361 I'm brushing my teeth! 298 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:00,729 I said, I'm brushing my teeth. 299 00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:01,997 Again? 300 00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:03,299 I need help in here. 301 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:08,822 I'm working over a hot stove, and he's whistling. 302 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:13,075 Well, Malph, how do they look tonight? 303 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,978 Great, Pots, great. 304 00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:17,179 Like a string of pearls 305 00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:18,847 glistening on a sea of coated tongue. 306 00:12:18,871 --> 00:12:20,316 Thanks. 307 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:21,617 - You like brushing? - Yeah. 308 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,619 Brush some pots and pans, will you? 309 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:25,387 Again? I just did them this afternoon. 310 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,256 Well, you're gonna have to do them over. 311 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,424 I made mashed potatoes. 312 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:33,262 Who uses ten pots to make mashed potatoes anyway? 313 00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:34,597 Why don't you just make instant? 314 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:36,832 Hmm, good idea. Maybe next time. 315 00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:38,654 Oh, later. I'll just put these in the oven. 316 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:43,906 I mashed a lot of potatoes. 317 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:47,443 Well, at least we won't be having TV dinners again tonight. 318 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:50,279 Not this time, Pots. I'm going all out. 319 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:53,115 Pot roast, mashies, a vegetable. 320 00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:56,018 And what's wrong with my TV dinner? 321 00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:58,354 It's frozen on one side and burnt on the other. 322 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,456 It's like eating a charcoal popsicle. 323 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,191 Well, how am I supposed to know you don't cook them 324 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,193 on top of the stove? 325 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,262 Read the directions. 326 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,879 The directions burned up in the fire! 327 00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,367 That's what you get for using lighter fluid 328 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,702 on the cherries jubilee. 329 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:16,705 - Okay. Okay, Warren... - Yes? 330 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:18,774 - I'm gonna be honest with you. - Okay. 331 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,843 I'm sick and tired of you making fun of my cooking. 332 00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:22,311 You're not perfect, you know. 333 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,813 I saw the laundry. 334 00:13:24,837 --> 00:13:26,582 What's wrong with the laundry? 335 00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:29,251 What-What's wrong with the laundry?! 336 00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:31,267 What's wrong with the laundry? 337 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:35,090 Notice anything different? 338 00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:37,126 I knew you'd say something. 339 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,795 Say something?! How can I not say something? 340 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,379 You gave me a wardrobe like Peter Pan! 341 00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:50,072 Boy. Boy, are you picky. 342 00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:52,541 Everything we own is green! 343 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:55,144 Don't you know not to wash dark clothes with whites? 344 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,346 It'll be easier now. We don't have any more white. 345 00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:00,683 Put this stuff away, will you? 346 00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:02,951 Better yet, pile them up in the corner. 347 00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:04,967 We can tell people it's a bush! 348 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,257 Look, don't tell me what to do. 349 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:09,925 You dumped them, you put them back. 350 00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:12,350 - Fine, fine, - Good. 351 00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:24,540 Was that my shirt? 352 00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,208 Well, it wasn't mine or Richie's. 353 00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,077 - Oh. - Hmm. 354 00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:36,518 How do you like that? 355 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,187 - I loved it. - Good. 356 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,737 It was your shirt. 357 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:46,195 Okay. That's it. 358 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:49,087 I've had it. Put 'em up! 359 00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:53,035 Okay, Pots, I've been waiting for this 360 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,536 ever since we moved in here. 361 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,672 Now, t-tonight you're gonna be brushing your gums! 362 00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:58,340 Oh, yeah? 363 00:14:58,364 --> 00:15:00,008 Hey, hey! You guys at it again? 364 00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:02,010 - Now, break it up! - Come on, Rich. Let me... let me at him! 365 00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:03,946 I want to rip every freckle out of his face! Come on, Rich! 366 00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,881 - Knock it off! - Let him go! Let him go! 367 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,182 Hey, will you cool it? 368 00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:09,685 Man. 369 00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:12,154 We went through a lot to get this place. 370 00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:14,823 We had to argue with our parents to get their permission. 371 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:16,247 I didn't. 372 00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:20,095 Yeah, but... but, look, we all wanted 373 00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:21,864 to move in here together, right? 374 00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:24,133 N-Now, we all got our little personality quirks 375 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,634 that are gonna bug us. 376 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:28,504 So we're gonna have to just try and live with those things. 377 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:32,441 We got a problem, we got to just talk it out, okay? 378 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:34,710 Oh, come on. 379 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:38,380 We're best friends. Ralph, Potsie and Richie. 380 00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:41,784 The Three Musketeers. Peas in a pod! 381 00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:45,540 We're more like peas than you know; get a load of the laundry. 382 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,226 Green? 383 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,028 Green laundry? 384 00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:55,697 Potsie! 385 00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:57,266 Green is nice. 386 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,601 - I like it. - What do you mean you like it? 387 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,538 No, no. Now, look, I-I realize that, uh, 388 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:06,141 all of our-our laundry is green... 389 00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:08,811 I never wear green... 390 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,679 But-but that's all right. 391 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,181 That's all right. 392 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:15,284 We've got to just... talk it out. 393 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,686 All right. All right. 394 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,488 We'll talk. 395 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:23,759 Potsie, now, you know we've been friends for a long time, 396 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:27,830 so I know you won't take this... criticism as anything personal. 397 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,965 Well, not when you approach criticism 398 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,467 on an adult level like that. 399 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,935 What is it? 400 00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:36,271 You brushing your teeth all the time, Pots, I can't take it! 401 00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:38,440 Day and night! Up and down! 402 00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:40,175 It's like living with the tooth fairy! 403 00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:43,512 You just wish you had checkups like mine! 404 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,314 Oh, yeah? Your teeth are crooked! 405 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,448 Bite your tongue! 406 00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:49,340 Hey, hey! Peas! Peas in a pod! 407 00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:58,977 So, what's for dinner tonight? 408 00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:06,935 Guys, do I set a table? 409 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,804 Okay, boys, dig in. 410 00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:15,444 Hey, this is great. We even get a floor show. 411 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:18,113 Green sauerkraut? 412 00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:20,649 What happened? Did it get mixed up with the laundry? 413 00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:21,984 Funny, Rich. 414 00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:24,119 No, the cookbook said to serve a cheery-looking meal. 415 00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:26,388 Sauerkraut is dull. I added vegetable dye. 416 00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:27,823 Will it stain my teeth? 417 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,992 - I don't care about your teeth! - Hey, hey, hey, Ralph. 418 00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:32,294 Ralph, take it easy, okay? 419 00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:33,529 Just take it easy. 420 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,831 I'm... I'm gonna slice the meat now. 421 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:38,100 That's-that's not the meat. 422 00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:40,320 That's the gravy. 423 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:45,340 You got to slice the gravy? 424 00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:47,676 Petrified gravy. 425 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:50,612 Ralph, get a grip. Get a grip. 426 00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:52,281 Now-now, can we eat? 427 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,949 All right. 428 00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:56,685 I-I think I'm gonna pass on the, uh... 429 00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,020 the sliced gravy. 430 00:17:58,044 --> 00:17:59,688 Aw, why? 431 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,623 Because we hate your cooking, Malph. 432 00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,692 You even make gravy that stands up. 433 00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,327 That did it, Pots. 434 00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:07,229 You want to cook? Here, you cook! 435 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,830 - Anything's better than you, Malph! - Yeah, right... 436 00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:10,399 Anything in the world is better than you, Malph! 437 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,415 - Let me tell you. - Will you guys knock it off?! 438 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,675 Oh, hi, Fonz, Al. 439 00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:22,567 You seen Potsie around anywhere? 440 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:26,615 I know. I know, I know. Don't say it. 441 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:29,551 I heard all the green jokes on the way over here. 442 00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:32,568 Did anybody say, "Hey, a redheaded frog"? 443 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:38,942 How about, "Does your outfit change color when you get ripe?" 444 00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:41,797 - Uh, no. - You see that? 445 00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:45,067 You haven't heard them all. Don't get cocky with us. 446 00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:47,703 All right, now, what are you so frazzled about? 447 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,705 - Oh, it... it's nothing. - Here, here. Come on. Sit down. 448 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,506 Here. Let me take this back. 449 00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:55,023 Maybe the meat fell out in the kitchen. 450 00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:00,638 Ha, ha, ha, ha. 451 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:04,086 Cunningham, that was not one of your more positive 452 00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:06,154 "ha, ha, ha, ha" s. 453 00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:08,323 It's the pad. 454 00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:10,993 It's-it's just not working out. 455 00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:13,061 Look at me. I'm not getting any sleep. 456 00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:15,063 Like, last night, the Drinkwater twins, 457 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:16,498 they kept me awake half the night. 458 00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:20,323 The Drinkwater twins. I am proud of you, Red! 459 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,939 Oh... Now-now, wait a minute. 460 00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:26,341 I mean, now I understand why you look so terrible, 461 00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:29,411 but what a way to go! 462 00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:33,167 No, Fonz, see, uh, they were dancing over my head. 463 00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:38,587 You're getting very strange, Rich. 464 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:41,223 No, it's-it's not the twins. 465 00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:43,425 It's... it's Ralph and Potsie. 466 00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:45,127 They're driving me crazy. 467 00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:46,862 They're like The Katzenjammer Kids. 468 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,997 Arguing, they are always arguing. 469 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,099 And Ralph... he cooks, right? 470 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:53,568 I got to use his gravy as a paperweight. 471 00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:56,571 And Potsie... he's the worst. He sings himself to sleep. 472 00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:58,306 Do you know how many stanzas there are 473 00:19:58,330 --> 00:19:59,841 to "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"? 474 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,777 And he sings both parts! 475 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:04,513 Now, the mornings, the mornings are incredible. 476 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,315 Ralph cooks the corn flakes. 477 00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:10,018 Potsie... he spends an hour in the bathroom. 478 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,521 What's he do in there, brush his teeth one at a time? 479 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,691 Yes, one at a time! 480 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,025 Front and back. 481 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,094 I... I-I don't know, Fonz. 482 00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:23,365 I just... thought it was gonna be different somehow. 483 00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:26,401 It-It's probably me. 484 00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:28,070 Hey. Get over here. 485 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:29,938 Don't you dare blame yourself. 486 00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:31,406 People are different. 487 00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:33,942 You could be best of friends and you can't live together. 488 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,177 Hey, you really think so? 489 00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:36,378 I know so. 490 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:39,047 Yeah, well, I'm gonna have to move. 491 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,450 How do you think I ought to tell them? 492 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:42,784 You know, they're my best friends, 493 00:20:42,808 --> 00:20:44,986 and-and I don't want to hurt their feelings. 494 00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,722 Well, Rich, you're not a bunch of kids anymore. 495 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:47,923 You're adults, right? 496 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,391 There's no need to make up little stories, 497 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,727 no need to just beat around the bush. 498 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,829 You got to tell them straight out, dig it? 499 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,664 Straight out. 500 00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:58,433 Yeah. I suppose I could. 501 00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:00,569 Yeah. Listen, I'm gonna go and pick up my truck, 502 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,636 bring it around, help you move, all right? 503 00:21:02,660 --> 00:21:03,505 Oh, thanks, Fonz. 504 00:21:03,529 --> 00:21:05,841 You know, you're right about that. 505 00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:08,858 I can just tell them straight out. I-I'm an adult. 506 00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:12,781 An adult dressed like a bell pepper. 507 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:14,316 Now, you see that? 508 00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:17,452 Now, there's one I bet nobody ever heard of, bell pepper. 509 00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:19,342 Get out of here. 510 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:24,025 Wh-Why should your name be the first one on the mailbox? 511 00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:26,094 'Cause I wanted the apartment first. 512 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,462 No, I should go first. 513 00:21:27,486 --> 00:21:28,997 Alphabetically, "Malph" comes before "Weber." 514 00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:31,600 Yeah, but "Potsie" comes before "Ralph." 515 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,135 Will you guys can it? 516 00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:35,036 You should see where we put your name. 517 00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:37,472 I don't care. I-I got something important to tell you. 518 00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:38,540 Shoot, Rich. 519 00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:44,379 Well, I'm, uh... gonna be moving out today. 520 00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:46,381 - Is it Ralph? - Me?! 521 00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:48,750 It's probably you with your teeth-brushing, right, Rich? 522 00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:50,285 No, no, it wasn't Potsie. 523 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,020 And it wasn't you, Ralph. 524 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:54,389 It was the two of you together. 525 00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:57,459 I mean, the way you argue. It's just... 526 00:21:57,483 --> 00:22:00,195 Well, it reminds me of the way Joanie and I 527 00:22:00,219 --> 00:22:01,812 used to go at each other... 528 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:05,066 Well, it... 529 00:22:05,090 --> 00:22:08,537 And it-it made me, uh... homesick. 530 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:10,505 That's it. I'm just... I'm homesick. 531 00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:11,840 No kidding? 532 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:13,475 Gosh, we're gonna miss you. 533 00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:16,444 Yeah, I'm gonna miss you guys, too. 534 00:22:16,468 --> 00:22:18,446 Well, maybe in a year or so, 535 00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:20,415 - you'll be adult enough to come back. - Yeah. 536 00:22:20,439 --> 00:22:22,884 - Adult enough? - Yeah. 537 00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:25,520 Hopefully. 538 00:22:25,544 --> 00:22:27,923 Uh, I-I just hope I'm not leaving you in a bind. 539 00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:29,991 - Oh. No, that's all right, Rich. - Good. 540 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,340 Hey, Pots, we're gonna have to pay more rent now. 541 00:22:32,364 --> 00:22:32,594 Hmm? 542 00:22:32,618 --> 00:22:34,262 Aw, that's okay. 543 00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:37,532 My dad will pay anything to keep me out of the house. 544 00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:39,701 How 'bout that, Pots? 545 00:22:39,725 --> 00:22:41,503 Just the two of us now. 546 00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:44,439 Yeah. Two Musketeers. 547 00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:46,041 Ralph and Potsie. 548 00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:47,576 Right, pal! 549 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,578 Come on, buddy. Let's go up and see the Drinkwater twins. 550 00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:51,713 Okay. I love that Maisy. 551 00:22:51,737 --> 00:22:53,648 No. N-No, Maisy's mine. You got Daisy. 552 00:22:53,672 --> 00:22:55,650 Wait a minute, Maisy's better looking. 553 00:22:55,674 --> 00:22:57,786 What do you mean? They're identical twins. 554 00:22:57,810 --> 00:22:59,387 She's got better teeth. 555 00:22:59,411 --> 00:23:00,640 Better teeth. 556 00:23:07,152 --> 00:23:10,031 I was gonna knock, but I didn't think the door could handle it. 557 00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,132 Hi, Fonz. 558 00:23:11,156 --> 00:23:13,368 So, did you tell them? 559 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,736 Oh, y-yeah, yeah. 560 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,738 Well, sure. 561 00:23:16,762 --> 00:23:19,174 Kind of hard growing up, ain't it? 562 00:23:19,198 --> 00:23:22,744 Well, yeah. 563 00:23:22,768 --> 00:23:24,412 I lied. 564 00:23:24,436 --> 00:23:27,215 I didn't want to hurt their feelings, so I, uh... 565 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:28,817 told them I was homesick. 566 00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:30,685 Now, wait a minute, Red. That ain't lying. 567 00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:32,220 You didn't lie. 568 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,623 Seems to me what you were being there was, uh, 569 00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:37,626 very, uh, United Nations, you know? 570 00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:39,027 Very diplomatic. 571 00:23:39,051 --> 00:23:41,329 You wanted to save your friends' feelings, man. 572 00:23:41,353 --> 00:23:42,998 That's cool. That ain't lying. 573 00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:44,566 Yeah, now let's get out of here. 574 00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:46,167 We could grab your bags. Where's your furniture? 575 00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:49,184 Oh, well, this is all I got right here. 576 00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:56,077 This is very cute, Rich, very cute. 577 00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:59,214 But little red elephants do not ride in the Fonz's truck. 578 00:23:59,238 --> 00:24:00,548 Oh. 579 00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:03,618 Yeah. Well, maybe I'll just, uh, leave this here. 580 00:24:03,642 --> 00:24:05,854 - Ralph likes it anyway. - Yeah. 581 00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:07,722 All right, give me this. 582 00:24:07,746 --> 00:24:09,738 Oh. Thanks. 583 00:24:11,350 --> 00:24:12,694 I'll tell you something. 584 00:24:12,718 --> 00:24:15,330 I'm... I'm gonna miss this place. 585 00:24:15,354 --> 00:24:17,465 Had a lot of good times here. 586 00:24:17,489 --> 00:24:20,802 Name one. 587 00:24:20,826 --> 00:24:23,371 Hey, you're right. Let's beat it. 588 00:24:23,395 --> 00:24:26,875 Arrivederci, dump-amundo. 589 00:24:26,899 --> 00:24:29,878 ♪ These happy days are yours and mine ♪ 590 00:24:29,902 --> 00:24:31,813 ♪ These happy days are yours ♪ 591 00:24:31,837 --> 00:24:33,328 ♪ And mine, Happy Days! ♪ 592 00:24:39,244 --> 00:24:41,656 ♪ Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ♪ 593 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:44,326 ♪ There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ♪ 594 00:24:44,350 --> 00:24:46,895 ♪ It feels so right, it can't be wrong ♪ 595 00:24:46,919 --> 00:24:49,431 ♪ Rocking and rolling all week long ♪ 596 00:24:49,455 --> 00:24:52,100 ♪ These days are ours ♪ 597 00:24:52,124 --> 00:24:54,803 - ♪ Happy and free ♪ - ♪ Oh, happy days ♪ 598 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:57,439 ♪ These days are ours ♪ 599 00:24:57,463 --> 00:24:59,774 - ♪ Share them with me ♪ - ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 600 00:24:59,798 --> 00:25:02,544 ♪ These happy days are yours and mine ♪ 601 00:25:02,568 --> 00:25:06,403 ♪ These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪ 43046

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