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♪ Well, I don't know
Why I came here tonight ♪
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♪ Got the feelin'
That somethin' ain't right ♪
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♪ I'm so scared
In case I fall off my chair ♪
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♪ And I'm wondering
How I'll get down the stairs ♪
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♪ And there's clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right ♪
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♪ Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you ♪
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♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Call me, love ♪
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I have never been
so pampered in my life.
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There was that guy who seemed to be
in charge only of my toes.
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Yeah. What am I gonna do
without a toe butler?
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Am I supposed to tend to my own
toe comfort like some sort of animal?
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Then it's settled.
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We'll drop off an envelope of cash to Bud,
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skip his wedding,
and head back to the Maldives.
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I have $70,000 on me.
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I'd love to go back...
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but I have to deal with whatever
Frankie has done to our company.
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Maybe she's realized that being in charge
isn't all it's cracked up to be.
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Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
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Yeah, well even heavier is the head
that binges The Crown
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at full volume while I try to sleep.
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Check it again.
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- No, I sent that email ten times.
- Three, four, five... Man!
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- Wait. Oh my bad.
- Six, seven.
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I sent it to myself ten times.
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Stop saying numbers.
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- Oh, welcome home!
- Hey, Grace.
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Who are all these people?
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Oh, this is Coyote, Frankie's son.
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We've met.
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Where is his mother?
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Oh.
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Ha, well, well, well.
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The prodigal daughter returns.
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She flew the coop
when she couldn't handle the heat.
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Well, there's a new sheriff in town.
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Yeah, me. I'm back.
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Why are you still making donuts?
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I'm not. I'm making a cake-yata.
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- A what?
- For the wedding!
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It has the taste of a cake,
but the fun of a piñata.
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Well, your track record with piñatas
is so stellar.
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Boy, you hit one beehive...
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Repeatedly!
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You hit one beehive repeatedly.
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Oh, the runaway thinks
she can just waltz back in here
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and start zingin'
the living daylights out of me.
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I didn't run away. You drove me away.
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And what's with all the Post-its?
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"Fax the minions."
What's this supposed to mean?
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Wouldn't you like to know?
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Yes, this is me asking to know.
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Uh, Joan-Margaret?
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Do I have time to catch Grace up
on all the things she missed
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when she fucked off to God knows where?
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You've got 12 minutes at 3:17.
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Goddamn it!
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3:17. I'll reserve the meditation room.
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Great.
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- Hello?
- Yes, hello.
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Just calling to confirm
your 3:17 with Frankie Bergstein,
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tentatively in the meditation room.
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Here's a pic that Evan
sent last week from the yard.
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Notice the ab definition.
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I think the bigger question here is
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who is taking all these incredibly
professional photographs of Evan in jail?
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Oh, his good friend, Ramirez
keeps a phone in his belly fold.
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Mint Juleps, coming in cold.
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- Thank you.
- Oh, good.
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Yeah. Okay.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
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Mm.
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- Salud.
- Oh, this is so good.
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Oops.
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I guess I miscounted.
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Yes, because six
is a notoriously tough number.
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So, Robert, Allison tells us
that you like to sing and dance.
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Oh, he's a theater machine.
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Is that what
the gold footless shoe is for?
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That's called a Tappy.
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It's an award not unlike the Tony.
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I received that
for my performance in 1776.
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He's actually rehearsing for
another one right now.
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Yes, well, like all things
which once were and will never be again,
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that life is over now...
thanks to the man sitting across from you.
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- Way to go, Bud.
- He means me.
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- I ended the life.
- Tit for tat.
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I lost his dog for 20 minutes, so
he got me fired from the theater forever.
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Which, as you can see, was a mistake,
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because he deserves a Tappy
for this performance:
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"Best Complaint by a Baby Man."
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You guys... stop.
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You know, Allison is a bit of a performer.
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Do you remember
when you re-enacted your first seizure
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for your Girl Scout troop?
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And then it turned into a real seizure.
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- So, I...
- Hey, everybody,
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here comes a Goldie story.
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- Last person to stay awake wins.
- It's...
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We'll have to play that fun game later.
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- Mom, we have to go pick up my dress!
- Dear God, the dress.
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- I cannot wait for you to see it.
- It's really something to see.
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But in a good way, right?
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Mm... You're going to see it!
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You're gonna see it.
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If she's trying to escape,
maybe you should just let her.
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No, I'm giving her a good stretch out
with this great exercise we found online.
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Any better?
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Oh, loads!
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The cane is purely decorative
at this point.
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Well, good to see you girls
are piling on the affectations.
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This is real.
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Bar fight.
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I'm kidding.
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Barnes and Noble fight.
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I bedazzled her cane.
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Oh, we've been getting
lots of compliments.
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- From pimps?
- And whores.
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I'll get my whiteboard.
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Oh, no. Please, no more whiteboard.
Just tell me what's going on, would you?
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I present...
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Operation OPP.
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Operation Operation?
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Operation "Older Person Priority."
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You see, Grace, I remembered
why we started this company
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in the first place.
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Well, I never forgot:
to help older women.
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Exactly. To put them first,
unlike at the pharmacy or the crosswalk.
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Those senior volunteers over there
are from Walden Villas.
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There's nobody over there.
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Oh, well, it's almost 3:30,
they went to dinner.
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But they have been verifying the ages
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of all the people
to whom we owe a free Ménage.
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Because...
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Because at Vybrant,
older women come first.
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So, what does all this mean?
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Well, the older you are,
the faster you get your vibrator.
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Those with AARP cards are put in Group A,
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those with arthritis in Group double A...
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And what's Group X?
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Oh, a seminal punk band.
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No, on your big board.
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Oh, those are the younger people
we don't have to worry about yet
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'cause they'll get their vibrators
when they're old enough to need one.
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So are you trying to tell me that
Operation Operation is actually working?
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Well, sales are up.
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And Fast Company wants to interview me
for a big story they're doing.
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Some lady had a meltdown
and they want me to replace her.
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I heard it was not a meltdown.
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I heard she's in an institution now.
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But either way, I have things
pretty much under control here.
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Oh, come on,
you're still covered with Post-its.
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- Oh, these are all wedding stuff.
- Do you want me to help with it?
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- Do you want to help with it?
- Well, if you need me to help with it.
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Well, if you need me
to need you to help...
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Oh, God, just give me the fucking...
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Well, wait, wait,
you forgot a bunch of stuff.
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♪ All my love
I'll give you my devotion ♪
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♪ All my love
These feelings are the motion ♪
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♪ All my love
I'll give you my devotion ♪
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- Oh, there's the Bar Mitzvah boy.
- Hey.
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- Hey. Congrats, man.
- Oh, thanks, Bar.
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How's Allison? How does she look?
How's she doing?
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She looks...
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She didn't have anything on
when we saw her.
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What? She was nude?
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Um...
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I don't remember.
Brianna, was she nude or...
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Mm... Okay, here's the deal...
Allison's dress is very specific.
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Okay, well, I mean it can't be
that bad, right? I mean, it's a dress.
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Mm...
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It's more like what a dead child
was buried in in the 1800s.
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My God.
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The important thing is not to react.
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Or look directly at it.
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- You mean like the sun?
- Exactly.
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I thought Frankie made a cake.
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Yeah. No, she made a cake-yata...
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which is exactly why I got a real cake.
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Did you do any of her Post-its?
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Well, which one should I have done?
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"Reach up and wave at the lights"
or the one with a cat drawing on it?
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It looks like it's wearing roller blades.
That might mean something.
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The best way to help Frankie
is ignore what she says she wants
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and just do what you know she needs.
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So when she asked me
to buy her a fanboat...
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Oh, you didn't.
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No.
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Just one quick call.
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You guys go. Go, go, go.
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- Yes!
- Do not get dirty.
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I won't, and I'll keep
an eye on them, too.
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You're a saint.
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Principal Dan is your date?
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I don't know, I don't wanna
put a label on things because...
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No, I don't care about that.
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He's trying to cut my music program.
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Okay, your brother is getting married.
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Please don't do anything weird.
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Yeah, yeah, whatevs. I need your kids.
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Hey! M&M!
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Smile like music changed your life
or you won't get your twenty bucks.
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I love when the groom walks down the aisle
with his mom and dad.
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They're giving him away,
like his birth parents.
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You are frightening.
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Oh, God.
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Did you make that dress?
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I wish.
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You look beautiful.
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Welcome to this blessed day.
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The day that Bud...
and Allison join as one.
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And we all try not to get sunburned.
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Yes.
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Blessed are You,
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Eternal One our God,
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Ruler of the Universe,
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Creator of the fruit of the vine.
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- Amen.
- Amen.
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Amen.
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Today's fruit of the vine is beet juice
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because Allison is allergic to both
the tannins in wine and grapes in general.
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Did you chum the ocean?
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No.
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It was one of your Post-its.
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Well, it didn't make sense,
so I didn't do it.
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If you don't chum the ocean,
the sea lions beach themselves
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and start barking
while eating sea detritus.
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I knew when I didn't see
an empty chum bucket...
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"I am my beloved's
and my beloved is mine."
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"I am my beloved's
and my beloved is mine."
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Bud and Allison would now like
to share with you their vows.
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Whoa.
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Chuppah down!
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Man, you guys okay?
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Are you all right? Are you okay?
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Uh, you got it?
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So I guess this means
you didn't measure the wind either?
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Would $70,000 fix things?
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You all right?
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It's always a mitzvah
when loved ones join us in the chuppah.
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Bud?
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Allison, you completely changed my life.
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You taught me how to be a better man,
you taught me how to be a father.
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I'm still working on how to be
a cat-lover, or whatever Gregory is...
247
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...but I couldn't be more excited for you
to teach me how to be your husband.
248
00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:13,292
Bud, on our first date,
we got into a huge fight...
249
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,419
about Mark Wahlberg.
250
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,465
You thought he was great in The Fighter.
251
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:21,759
I thought he was only okay.
252
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,929
But then you explained to me
253
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:26,972
why you thought he was more than okay.
254
00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:32,937
And in those 85 minutes,
I fell in love with you.
255
00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:37,191
- When do they step on the thing?
- Soon. I promise.
256
00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:39,902
Yes, but when? I drank too much Red Bull.
257
00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:43,697
- Mazel tov!
- Mazel tov.
258
00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:46,116
Mazel tov.
259
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:53,958
We're married.
260
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,257
Ah!
261
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:07,096
- Hey, you.
- We're a family.
262
00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:31,871
Hello, sir or madam,
may I offer an hors d'oeuvre?
263
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,163
It's me, Peter.
264
00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:35,666
The man you sacked without cause
265
00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:39,003
from your backfiring jalopy
of a production.
266
00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:41,213
I'm just trying
to keep things professional,
267
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,757
as I imagine this must be awkward for you.
268
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,843
Oh, please, I'm over it.
269
00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:47,177
- May I?
- Mm-hmm.
270
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:51,932
Ooh, I see you've decided
to go with the dog food.
271
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:58,981
♪ How can I even try ♪
272
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:04,028
- I see my grandbaby every...
- We're over here.
273
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:08,532
- Yes! So exciting. Her name is Faith...
- You put me at the kids' table?
274
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:10,618
It's the best table.
275
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:12,077
You know that's my nightmare.
276
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:13,203
It's your family.
277
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:14,747
You know that's my nightmare.
278
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,957
You know who else is trapped
in a nightmare?
279
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:21,462
My friend, Kat, whose wheelchair ramp
wasn't put in like I asked you to
280
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:24,214
and on one of my sorely ignored Post-its.
281
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:26,383
Oh, God, was that the cat
on the roller blades?
282
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,886
Obviously. Read a book.
283
00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:32,824
Lay it on me,
what's going on with the principal?
284
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:35,434
Oh, God, Brianna, I've told you,
we are just friends.
285
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:36,517
Boo.
286
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:39,688
- We had sex on his roof.
- What? No!
287
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:43,150
And on his washer, and on his dryer,
and on his NordicTrack.
288
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:44,985
- How?
- Just...
289
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,528
Mm. Mm.
290
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:47,696
I understand.
291
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:50,741
Yes!
292
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:52,326
- Wow.
- Mm-hmm.
293
00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:55,579
The dam has broken
and the town is flooded!
294
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,456
Well done.
295
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,501
And who would've thought
Principal Dan is doing...
296
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:03,337
what the fuck with my boyfriend right now.
297
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:06,548
Ah!
298
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:09,718
This guy is great!
299
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,679
- That's all time, man.
- High five.
300
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,842
- Two out of three.
- I guess we have a type.
301
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,517
I really wish I hadn't seen that.
302
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:23,440
I bet I can jump as high as this table.
Wanna see me try?
303
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:24,691
Not really.
304
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,695
- Madison, what grade are you in?
- Ribbit.
305
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:28,778
Grandma?
306
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:30,154
Can we sleep over?
307
00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:31,657
No.
308
00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:36,120
Because it's bad luck
to sleep in a house after a wedding.
309
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:37,287
Why?
310
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:40,040
Because the balloon guy is out there!
311
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:42,001
Go, go, go!
312
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:45,587
There's no balloon guy. You got
ten minutes before they figure it out.
313
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,048
Well, I can drink a lot in ten minutes.
314
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,593
- Who the hell are you?
- I'm friends with Frankie.
315
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:53,721
Of course you are.
316
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:57,808
♪ And be what you want to be ♪
317
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,228
- My husband...
- Oh, right.
318
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:05,649
Oh, fancy meeting you here.
319
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:09,129
Oh, well, I said I was coming to the bar
and asked if you wanted anything.
320
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:11,780
Did you dig our little jam sesh?
321
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,782
The kids couldn't stop talking about it.
322
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:18,662
They were lost... until they found music.
323
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:21,790
Uh, look, you can stop now.
I'm not gonna cut your job.
324
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:22,958
Oh, thank God.
325
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:26,003
Can I hug you?
326
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:28,297
Oh, um... I'd rather not.
327
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:32,551
Okay.
328
00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:34,261
Yeah. All right.
329
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:36,805
What! Whoa...
330
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:46,065
♪ Hey there, my sweet love ♪
331
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,068
♪ It's time to see you again ♪
332
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,235
I know you can, buddy.
333
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,991
Do you really need to talk to Evan now?
334
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,910
Who else am I supposed to talk to?
335
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,540
Salad. What are you having?
336
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,165
Do you taste raspberries?
337
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,419
- I don't taste any...
- Oh, no. I do.
338
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:10,839
Clear!
339
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,717
- Ow!
- Ay.
340
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:16,428
I'm sorry,
I didn't realize you were allergic.
341
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:19,598
I'm not, I just don't like them.
342
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,683
But thanks for the rush.
343
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,894
Wow, Mom. Good reflexes.
344
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:25,937
Ping-pong.
345
00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:34,029
So, Mr. Broadway, what's the show
this season? Give me the scoop.
346
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,823
- Let's not.
- Man of La Mancha.
347
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:37,783
- Please don't.
- Except I'm not in it.
348
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:40,410
- Why not?
- All right, Robert, tell them what I did.
349
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:43,288
I'm not going into all of that.
He got me fired.
350
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,083
From a part he didn't want to play
in the first place.
351
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,460
- That's true.
- You didn't want to play Don Quixote?
352
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:51,755
You always loved singing
"The Impossible Dream" in the shower.
353
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,049
That and Chaka Khan.
354
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,677
God, I was really checked out
of that marriage.
355
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:57,928
Apology accepted.
356
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:02,808
I just wanted to sing that song
for a real audience, just once.
357
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:04,852
That's all I wanted.
358
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,315
They look so happy.
359
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:11,400
I know.
360
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,278
Hey...
361
00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:17,906
Allison's grandmother
shanghaied your cane.
362
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:19,575
No, she didn't.
363
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,160
I sold it to her.
364
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:23,704
I got 50 smackaroos. Here.
365
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:26,165
- Oh, I can't take that.
- Sure you can.
366
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,876
She only wanted it
because you bedazzled it.
367
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:30,961
I have a million of those canes.
368
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,963
I find them under roller coasters.
369
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:34,380
Umm...
370
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,133
Hey, Grace!
371
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:40,888
J.M. sold that cane I jazzed up
for 50 bucks!
372
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,931
Maybe Vybrant could sell them.
373
00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:46,643
We sell vibrators,
not the Rip Taylor Home Collection.
374
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:49,980
I'm gonna get the cake.
375
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:52,733
Oh. Uh...
376
00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:54,693
Frankie? Frankie, wait!
377
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,278
Frankie!
378
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:57,946
What the hell is this?
379
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:02,201
Well, it's an actual cake
in case your cake-yata doesn't work.
380
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,369
Why wouldn't my cake-yata work?
381
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,580
Oh, right, because I made it.
382
00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:09,750
I just don't want anything
to go wrong on Bud's big day.
383
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:13,503
Of course, and my son's wedding day
wouldn't be complete
384
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,005
without you dismissing me.
385
00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:16,673
Oh, I don't dismiss you.
386
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:18,800
You just did right there!
387
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:22,387
And a second ago
when I pitched selling my jazzy canes.
388
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:24,765
Oh, God, you were serious about that?
389
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:27,893
You know, two weeks ago, when you left,
I was terrified.
390
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:31,855
I thought what you thought,
that I had screwed everything up.
391
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,815
Well, you did screw everything up!
392
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,275
No, I took a chance...
393
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,444
which is what
we're supposed to be doing!
394
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:39,780
Or did you forget about fuck it?
395
00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:41,907
Oh, posting that video
wasn't saying "fuck it."
396
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:43,408
You were saying "fuck you."
397
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:46,787
Like you said "fuck you"
when you ran away with your boyfriend?
398
00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:50,207
The one time I do something for myself?
399
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:54,211
The one time I don't stay here
following you around with a dustpan?
400
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,797
Am I supposed to not ever have a life
401
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:59,091
because I'm so busy
cleaning up after you?
402
00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:02,511
Don't you ever get sick
of telling yourself that lie?
403
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:03,637
If it was a lie,
404
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:06,598
why did I feel so relieved
being away from you for two weeks?
405
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:09,142
You know how I felt when you were gone?
406
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:10,852
Free.
407
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:13,605
You think you're
the "Wind Beneath My Wings"?
408
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,440
Well, you are not!
409
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,234
I am my own Beaches.
410
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:19,194
Oh, no. I am my own Beaches.
411
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,613
I don't know what that means!
412
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,324
If we're both our own Beaches...
413
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:27,369
...what the hell are we doing
living together?
414
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:30,872
Well, I've been asking myself
that question, as a matter of fact.
415
00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:34,960
I heard Beaches
and thought it was safe to come in.
416
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,760
I'm sorry. I'm not having a good day.
417
00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:47,472
Yes, you are. Bud got married.
418
00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:52,352
Yeah. You're right.
419
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:53,645
Mm-hmm.
420
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:01,653
So, it's bad luck to toast with water.
421
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:05,782
And I want my brother
and his beautiful wife...
422
00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:07,951
- Aw.
- ...to have all the luck in the world.
423
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,245
So, I'd like to propose a toast.
424
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:13,707
A literal toast.
425
00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:17,836
Come on, everybody, get a piece of toast.
426
00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:19,296
That's...
427
00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:20,380
No. We're leaving.
428
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:22,716
Oh, come on. Come on. Please?
429
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:25,009
Sir?
430
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:27,679
All right. Hold your toast up.
431
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,892
To Bud... and Allison.
432
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,852
This bread has no seeds,
433
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,687
no traces of nuts,
434
00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:37,689
just lots of love.
435
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,191
L'chaim.
436
00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:40,484
L'chaim!
437
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:46,656
Cake-yata, coming through!
438
00:22:47,282 --> 00:22:48,658
Ooh.
439
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:54,081
You did it!
440
00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:55,582
What's inside?
441
00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:58,543
- Oh, well, only one way to find out.
- Mm-mm.
442
00:22:58,835 --> 00:22:59,835
Okay.
443
00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:03,882
All right.
444
00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:09,137
- Okay, here we go.
- That's a big piece.
445
00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:12,808
Oh!
446
00:23:15,602 --> 00:23:17,354
It's just like my Pinterest!
447
00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:20,690
- Do you like it?
- I love it. Thank you so much.
448
00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:23,693
Let's hear it for the most amazing mother
in the world, everyone!
449
00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:25,695
What a great job!
450
00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:27,364
- Frankie!
- Yes!
451
00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:33,662
Al, I had an absolute blast off.
452
00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:36,206
- Aw.
- And Bud is so great.
453
00:23:36,623 --> 00:23:38,458
And Sol is great.
454
00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:41,211
- The sea lions are great.
- Christ,
455
00:23:41,294 --> 00:23:44,840
Goldie, what'd you do,
eat the open bar?
456
00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:46,633
Maybe.
457
00:23:47,342 --> 00:23:49,261
Come on. I'm taking you home.
458
00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:52,013
Oh.
459
00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:54,433
Vince... look at me.
460
00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:58,186
Look at me in the windows to my soul.
461
00:23:58,895 --> 00:24:01,356
Shut... the fuck up.
462
00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:04,109
Shut all the way the fuck up
463
00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:08,113
until you reach the top
of Shut Fuck Mountain,
464
00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:11,908
where there are
no more fuck-ups to shut.
465
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:20,333
Here's to me.
466
00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:23,211
When you stood up to Peter for me,
were you that good?
467
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:29,176
I might not have taken him
all the way up Shut Fuck Mountain,
468
00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:30,844
but that was the gist.
469
00:24:30,927 --> 00:24:35,557
I may be a baby man
and you may have serious boundary issues,
470
00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:38,101
but at least we can hold our liquor.
471
00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:40,395
Ready to go home?
472
00:24:42,397 --> 00:24:44,316
We've got one stop first.
473
00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:58,413
You disappeared.
474
00:24:58,914 --> 00:24:59,956
I'd like to.
475
00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:03,335
You had a fight. It's okay...
476
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,171
This one didn't feel okay.
477
00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:09,591
It felt like something broke.
478
00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:14,179
Maybe Frankie and I
don't make sense anymore, you know?
479
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:18,642
Maybe we were here to get each other
through the worst moment of our lives
480
00:25:18,725 --> 00:25:21,770
and... now it's time to move on.
481
00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:24,898
Ready and willing and able
to help with any and all moving on.
482
00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:29,152
Oh, you've helped already.
483
00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:32,906
So much. So much.
484
00:25:32,989 --> 00:25:36,868
I have half a mind to jet us
back to the Maldives right now.
485
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,621
- We never should've left.
- Then let's go back.
486
00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:42,582
Or better yet,
let's go anywhere we want.
487
00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:44,251
Any time we want.
488
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:46,544
Marry me.
489
00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:49,339
What?
490
00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:52,175
Are you crazy?
491
00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:54,427
So? Marry me anyway.
492
00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:56,471
Where is this coming from?
493
00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:58,723
From a simple place.
494
00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:00,808
I love you.
495
00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:05,230
And I want to spend
the rest of my life with you.
496
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:18,409
Step.
497
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:20,287
Step.
498
00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:24,081
Oh.
499
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:27,669
Seriously, Sol,
you're starting to scare me.
500
00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:29,504
No need to be scared.
501
00:26:35,885 --> 00:26:36,885
Hey, handsome.
502
00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:39,389
What are you all doing here?
503
00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:41,266
We came to see the show.
504
00:26:41,516 --> 00:26:42,516
What show?
505
00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:46,313
Oh, no...
506
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,566
I think he's playing your song.
507
00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:55,655
Sing out, Louise.
508
00:26:58,033 --> 00:27:03,246
♪ To dream the impossible dream ♪
509
00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:09,294
♪ To fight the unbeatable foe ♪
510
00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:15,967
♪ To bear with unbearable sorrow ♪
511
00:27:16,384 --> 00:27:21,181
♪ To run where the brave dare not go ♪
512
00:27:23,224 --> 00:27:26,478
Wow, he's so much better than Oliver.
513
00:27:28,188 --> 00:27:34,653
♪ To love pure and chaste from afar ♪
514
00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:40,950
♪ To try when your arms are too weary ♪
515
00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:42,952
♪ To reach ♪
516
00:27:43,036 --> 00:27:46,122
Brianna, after witnessing
this day of beautiful...
517
00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:47,206
No.
518
00:27:47,624 --> 00:27:50,794
♪ This is my quest ♪
519
00:27:50,877 --> 00:27:54,130
♪ To follow that star ♪
520
00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:57,425
♪ No matter how hopeless ♪
521
00:27:57,509 --> 00:28:00,470
♪ No matter how far ♪
522
00:28:00,553 --> 00:28:02,889
♪ To fight for the right ♪
523
00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:05,934
♪ Without question or pause ♪
524
00:28:06,017 --> 00:28:12,357
♪ To be willing to march into hell
For a heavenly cause ♪
525
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:17,529
♪ And I know if I'll only be true ♪
526
00:28:17,612 --> 00:28:21,116
♪ To this glorious quest ♪
527
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:26,830
♪ Then my heart
Will lie peaceful and calm ♪
528
00:28:26,913 --> 00:28:31,668
♪ When I'm laid to my rest ♪
529
00:28:32,502 --> 00:28:37,966
♪ And the world will be better for this ♪
530
00:28:38,299 --> 00:28:44,180
♪ That one man
Scorned and covered with scars ♪
531
00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:50,645
♪ Still strove
With his last ounce of courage ♪
532
00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:53,982
♪ To reach ♪
533
00:28:54,065 --> 00:28:59,821
♪ The unreachable star! ♪
534
00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:08,913
Whoo!
535
00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:17,964
Whoo!
536
00:29:18,339 --> 00:29:19,507
Amazing!
537
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:25,430
Thank you. Thank you.
538
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:51,998
♪ On and on ♪
539
00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:57,128
♪ We wait for it
We heal our wounds ♪
540
00:29:58,213 --> 00:29:59,798
♪ And move forward ♪
541
00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:06,346
♪ All we want is love ♪
542
00:30:10,099 --> 00:30:12,727
♪ It breathes for us ♪
543
00:30:13,728 --> 00:30:17,774
♪ It feeds us even though ♪
544
00:30:18,733 --> 00:30:20,443
♪ We don't really know it ♪
545
00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:27,158
♪ All we want is love ♪
546
00:30:38,461 --> 00:30:39,712
Okay, good night.
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