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Harriette.
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Oh, Harriette.
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Harriette!
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I can't find my shoes.
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Well, sweetheart, those things
on your feet look sort of shoe-like.
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Not these, my red flats.
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- Laura, have you seen them?
- Nope, sorry.
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I bet Rachel has them.
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She's been borrowing
my stuff since high school.
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Well, Harriette, those
shoes look fine and we're late.
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So, can we please go?
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You know, Carl, this has been going
on for 20 years and it burns me up.
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Who does she think we
are, the Doublemint twins?
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Laura, have you seen
my red silk jacket?
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- You know the one with the beads on it?
- Nope, sorry.
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I'll bet Harriette took it.
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She's been borrowing
my stuff since high school.
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Makes me sick. Shoot.
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My stuff is my stuff. That's
why they call it my stuff.
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If she wants some stuff, she ought to
get her stuff and leave my stuff alone.
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I thought they'd never leave.
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Well, I'm out of here.
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Hey, that's my purse.
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Oops! Later.
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Richie, sweetheart, why are
you playing with your food?
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They say I'm crazy I
can do what I wanna do
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It's my prerogative
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Sorry, Aunt Rachel. We've
been listening to Bobby Brown.
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What's "prerogative" mean?
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It means don't
play with your food.
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So, Laura. How was Career Day?
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Pretty good. My guidance counselor
says my grades are good enough...
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to get into Harvard Law School.
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- Ooh, Harvard!
- That's my girl.
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Just how much is it to go to
Harvard Law School these days?
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Sixteen thousand dollars a year.
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Oo-woo!
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Somebody get the smelling salts.
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Course, you'd save a
lot if I got a scholarship.
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Well, why are you wasting
time eating? Go study.
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So, Edward. What about you?
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- What are your plans for the future?
- Rock star.
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That's it? That's your plan?
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Son, it might be wise to have
something else to fall back on.
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No problem, Dad. I
can always be a model.
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Are you gonna be the
"before" or the "after"?
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Hey, Dad. CARL: Hey.
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- I thought you were going to the movies.
- I was, but Jolene ran out of money.
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- Women.
- Yeah.
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Edward, I think it's time
to have our little talk.
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Oh, no. Dad, is
this phase two of:
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"What is Eddie gonna
be when he grows up?"
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- Yes, Edward.
- I should've sprung for the movie.
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Son, you know, sometimes in
life we agonize over decisions...
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and then later realize they
weren't all that important.
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But, Edward, choosing
a career is important.
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- Now, aside from a rock star...
- Or model.
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Or model...
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What else would you like to be?
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I honestly don't know.
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I mean, I thought
about it a lot.
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I thought, and I thought...
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and I thought,
until my head hurt.
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Well, let me ask you this.
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- Are you open to career suggestions?
- Sure.
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- What do you got?
- Well...
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have you ever thought
about being a policeman?
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I mean, not really.
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Edward, police work is
substantial and satisfying.
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It's a job that you
can be proud of.
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It's also a family tradition.
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Me, my father, and
maybe now you.
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Son, think about it.
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Don't make your head
hurt, but think about it.
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All right.
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Hey, my boss just started
a police ride-along program.
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You could go with me tomorrow
and check out the daily life of a cop.
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- What do you say?
- Well, I did say I'd think about it.
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I'll save you the
time. You're going.
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Well, Lieutenant
Murtagh, this is it.
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The old homestead.
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Sergeant...
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this is a fine house.
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A cop's house.
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Thank you, sir.
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And, sir, I'm honored that
you want to meet my son.
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Winslow, in this crime-plagued society,
we need every good man we can get.
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So if your flesh and blood
wants to join the battle...
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I wanna shake his hand.
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Well, sir, I'm sure
that he'll be thrilled.
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You know, my son's a cop.
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My daughter too.
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My dog's in the Canine Corp.
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- What about your wife?
- She left me.
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Heh, heh. Women.
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Yeah.
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Honest, Eddo.
I'm telling the truth.
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It's a scientific fact.
Rats just can't vomit.
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Steve, who cares?
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A guy sitting in front of
a rat on a roller coaster.
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Edward. All set
for the ride-along?
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I'm sorry, Dad, I can't go.
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Wha...?
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Excuse me.
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Hi.
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Ever frisk a woman?
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What do you mean you can't go?
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Dad, I have an appointment
with a modeling agency.
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They're looking for new clients.
It's an incredible opportunity.
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Modeling?
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Yeah, isn't it great?
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Edward, you have really
let me down this time.
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I am very, very
disappointed in you.
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Gee, this dog has quite a smile.
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Yeah, good old Bloodfang.
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He'd lay down his life for me.
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How'd you train
him to hold that gun?
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So, Winslow.
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Is your son going
on the ride-along?
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Uh... No, sir, I'm afraid he forgot that
today was his paramedic ride-along.
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Good group.
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We plug them, they patch them.
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So, in other words, Winslow,
you just wasted 43 minutes...
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of my, let's be
honest, precious time?
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Uh... Well, I'm
sorry, sir, but...
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Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Can I go? Can I go?
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Excellent idea.
Take your other son.
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That is an excellent idea, sir.
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Excuse me, but...
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Nice meeting you,
kid. Put her there.
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Six months in the Academy
will firm up that grip.
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Excuse me, but...
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- Good day, gentlemen.
- Lieutenant.
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Wow. I've never been
in a police car before.
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I was in an ambulance
once, though.
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- Oh, what happened?
- Unavoidable accident.
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At my fifth birthday party, my
parents used me to break the pinata.
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Hey, what's this button for?
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Aw.
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We don't need the
siren right now, Steve.
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Okeydoke.
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Hey, what's in the
glove compartment?
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Nothing. Unh!
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Ooh. I've never seen
a nun move that fast.
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Just don't touch
anything else, okay?
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Hey, can I hold your shotgun?
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- Do I look stupid?
- Only when you play golf.
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Two Adam Twelve.
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Robbery, Fourth and Main.
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Male Caucasian seen fleeing
on foot towards freight yard.
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Suspect is 5'9 ", 5'10"...
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wearing blue jeans and a
green and black plaid shirt.
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Bad dresser.
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Two Adam Twelve.
I'm on it. Over and out.
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Now, Steve, when we get there,
you're to stay in this car. Understood?
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Ten four. Step on it, pard.
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Let's nail this hairball.
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- Two Adam Twelve. Two Adam... Whoa!
- Give me that.
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Jackson? JACKSON: Yeah?
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You take the front of
the train, I'll take the back.
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Got it.
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Freeze!
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Cows!
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- Cows!
- Freeze!
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Aah! Don't shoot!
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Steve, didn't I tell
you to stay in the car?
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Yeah, but you were
gone a long time...
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and the human bladder
only holds 14 ounces.
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Never mind. Go
get back in the car.
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- Did you notice that lantern?
- Why do you think I came in here?
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- And look at this.
- Yeah, I know.
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Somebody's been staying here.
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Hey! Watch it! Hey!
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Open this door!
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Hey, open this door!
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You heard him! This
is your last chance!
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Jackson?
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- Jackson, are you out there?
- Yeah, Jackson!
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Well, we're trapped.
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Stand back. I'll
blow the lock off.
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Carl, does the word "stampede"
mean anything to you?
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Well, Steve, you have really
messed things up this time.
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If you had stayed in the car...
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I would have made my bust and
we'd be on our way home right now.
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Okay, so maybe I
made a little boo-boo.
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But relax. They'll find us. It's
not like we're going anywhere.
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I hope that was your stomach.
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We're moving.
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Jackson!
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This gets better all the time.
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I wonder why
Carl's not home yet.
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- You're worried about him, aren't you?
- Oh, no.
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Oh, really?
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Then why are you
baking the salad?
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It's done.
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Ah, the joys of
being a cop's wife.
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You panic every time
they're five minutes late.
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Mom, when's
dinner? We're starved.
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Soon, baby. Your
dad's running late.
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Let's eat everything and
see if he can take a joke.
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Uh-oh. Edward, what's wrong?
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Mom, the modeling
agency was a bust.
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I mean, the place was
crawling with good-looking guys.
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Really?
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What was that address?
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How about some
sympathy, Aunt Rachel?
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I mean, my modeling career
only lasted half an hour.
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Well, that's longer
than most of your dates.
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So, here's the skinny. I
love Laura with all my heart.
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But alas, my love
is unrequited...
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but I shall never give up.
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And when Laura finally does see the
light, you'll be invited to the wedding.
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Oh, but, not as dinner.
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Somebody get me out of here!
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I want out!
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- Carl. Carl!
- What?
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Do you realize if you
manage to get that door open...
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you'll have to jump
from a moving train?
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Yup.
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Carl, did you know that there are
99.3 million cows in the United States?
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What, two died?
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Know why cows chew cud?
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They don't have money for gum?
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Good one, Carl.
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You see, a cow's
stomach has four parts...
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and cud is actually food
regurgitated from the first stomach...
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back into the mouth so
it can be further digested.
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00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:19,929
Wow.
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Wouldn't it be great if you and I could
taste the same food over and over again?
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We can only dream.
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Bovines are fascinating.
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- Too bad their population has been...
- Oh, would you please stop with the cows?
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Sorry.
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I'm getting on your nerves.
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I can see the headlines now.
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"Cop Flips Out, Kills Four Cows
And An Urkel." Hee, hee, hee.
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Oh, come on, Steve. You
know I'd never harm a cow.
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- How do you snort like that?
- Oh, it's all in the nose.
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- What do you mean?
- See...
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You try.
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Hee, hee, hee.
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I needed a good laugh.
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Ah.
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You know, every time you laugh,
you burn up three and a half calories.
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00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:32,697
Maybe I should laugh
a little bit more, huh?
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Oh, boy.
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You know something, Carl...
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you're one of the greatest
guys to ever trod this earth.
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- I am?
- Yeah.
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I mean, you're great with your
kids. You play catch with Eddie...
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you take Laura and Judy to the
mall if there are no sports on TV.
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I mean, you guys
do things together.
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Well, I try.
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Wanna know a secret?
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Okay.
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Sometimes I wish
you were my father.
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But, Steve, you
have your own father.
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I know, and he's a terrific guy.
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I mean, he's smart, good-looking,
and really knows his Kabuki Theater.
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But I think he's a little
disappointed in me.
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Well, why?
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Well, you see, he's a brain surgeon,
and he really wants me to be one too.
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I mean, it's an okay job, but,
hey, where's the challenge?
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Well, Steve, what
do you want to do?
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I don't know yet. I'm
interested in a lot of things.
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But I know If you were my dad, you'd
give me time to make my own decision.
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Well, Steve...
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I think that parents come
down hard on their kids...
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because, well, they
want the best for them.
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Or what's best for the parents.
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Hm... You know, Steve...
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sometimes even the best
guy who ever trod this earth...
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could make that same mistake.
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But I got a feeling that you're gonna make
your parents real proud of you someday.
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- You think so?
- Sure, you're a real bright kid.
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- Thanks for the talk, Carl.
- Anytime, Steve.
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Ha-ha. You know, it
was the strangest thing.
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The train pulls into
Springfield to take on water...
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and Steve and I are yelling
at the top of our lungs for help.
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Nobody hears.
Then, all of a sudden...
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Steve starts to break
out into, "I Feel Pretty"...
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all of a sudden, there's a big hole
in the wall and all the cows are gone.
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- Night, Daddy.
- Oh, good night, sweetheart. Good night.
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- Night, Dad.
- Mm-hm.
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Mom was really
worried about you.
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Yeah? How do you know that?
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She kept telling us she wasn't.
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- Is that true, Harriette?
- Oh, I knew you'd be fine.
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Well...
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I was a little worried.
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- Dad, you got a sec?
- Sure, son, grab a seat.
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Okay, bedtime. Let's head
them up and move them out.
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Harriette.
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Sorry, Carl, I couldn't resist.
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What? Oh, shoot. Why
do I always have to go?
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Heh-heh. So, what's
on your mind, son?
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Dad, I'm sorry I
disappointed you.
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I mean, I know how important
it is for me to become a cop...
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so if you still want me to go
on that ride-along, I have no...
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Edward, Edward,
Edward. Listen to me.
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Son, you don't have to be a cop.
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- I don't?
- No.
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- But you're a cop.
- Well, I know, but that works for me.
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You have to do
what works for you.
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Well, I'm not so
sure what that is yet.
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Well, whenever you make that
decision, I'll support you all the way.
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And in the meantime, I'll try not
to pressure you so much. Okay?
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Thanks, Dad.
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Edward, did I ever tell
you that you are a good kid?
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I think you just did.
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