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Harriette.
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Harriette, you're supposed to paint
with the grain. Everybody knows that.
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Oh.
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You mean like this?
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No. Actually, I
meant more like this.
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Hey! Hey!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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I am ashamed of you two.
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Instead of fighting, you
should be cooperating.
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Show a little team
work, for goodness' sake.
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Oh, real mature.
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- En garde! Come on.
- Aah!
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Watch it. Watch it. Watch it.
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Hey, hey. Okay, okay.
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Truce. Truce. Heh.
I'm outnumbered here.
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I don't wanna get any
paint on this uniform.
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Hi, guys.
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Oh, did I do that?
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Dad, what are you doing?
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Oh, just a Winslow tradition.
It's called "breakfast."
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No, no, no. See, you were supposed to be
taking me to get my driver's license today.
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Oh, yeah.
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Any particular rush?
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Dad, I've been 16
for 27 hours now.
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If I don't get my license
by the end of the day...
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I'll get picked up
by the Geek Patrol.
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Well, now, we
wouldn't want that.
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Besides, I, uh, heh,
sort of promised Jolene
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that I'd take her for
a spin this afternoon.
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A girl enters the picture.
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Yeah. So let's hurry up
before she's out of the picture.
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Well, son, I think it might be wise
to, uh, take a little test drive first.
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Why? You've checked
me out a billion times...
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and you said yourself
that I'm a great driver.
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Yes, but that was the opinion
of Carl Winslow, Super Dad.
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Now I'll pretend to be Joe Blow,
Super Picky DMV Examiner Guy.
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- What?
- Sure.
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Son, these DMV
types can be real tricky.
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I mean, either they try to rattle
you, or they're sticklers for the rules.
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Now, you, you've gotta
be rattle- and stickle-proof.
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- Really?
- Sure.
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Son, I realize how much
you want your license...
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and I'm gonna make
sure that you get it.
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Thanks, Dad. You're the best.
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Hey, I try.
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- So, uh, heh, you wanna get dressed now?
- Oh, no can do.
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- Why not?
- Because I'm way ahead of you.
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- How am I doing, Dad?
- Fine, fine, fine.
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But I'm not your dad.
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Oops. Does Mom know? Ha-ha-ha!
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I'm your DMV examiner.
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And I just docked you two
points for inappropriate levity.
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Yes, sir.
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- All right, make the right turn here.
- Right turn. I'm on it.
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Hitting the blinker.
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Gently applying the brake.
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Hanging the Ralph.
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And, yes, the kid does it.
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Very good, very good.
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Watch out for that bread truck!
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What bread truck? I
didn't see a bread truck.
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There could've been a bread
truck. If there had been...
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you would've hit the bread
truck. Your turn was wide.
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I'm deducting five points.
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- I'm down seven points already?
- Yep.
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Man, you're tough.
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Hey, I didn't get this
job by being pretty.
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Anyway, you lose two more points,
it's back to your bicycle for you.
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All right. Come on,
come on, come on.
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All right, mirror check.
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Eyes on the road.
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Watch your blind spot.
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- What's your speed?
- Um...
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Eyes on the road.
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Okay, now pull over.
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Ah, 12 inches from the curb. Watch
the fire hydrant. Okay, stop, stop, stop.
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I'm proud of you,
son. You hung tough.
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I think you're ready
for the real test now.
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Thanks. But just one thing, Dad.
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- What's that?
- Could you drive us there?
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And there he is, Eddie
Andretti. Did you pass the test?
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Maybe that's none
of your business.
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Oh, you flunked, huh?
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Bigtime. Didn't Dad tell you?
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No. He just came home all
upset, but he didn't say why.
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- We had a fight at the DMV.
- Because you flunked?
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Because he made me flunk.
Laura, Dad got me so nervous...
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that, all through the test, I kept
seeing runaway bread trucks.
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- Didn't the examiner try to calm you down?
- Nope.
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He made me let him out,
and he took the bus back.
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Hi, Eddie.
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Jolene. Hi.
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So...?
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So...?
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Oh. Oh, the test. Right. Heh.
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Well, did you pass?
Did you get your license?
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Did I get my license? Ha, ha!
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Did I get my license?
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Laura, she wants to
know if I got my license.
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Did you get your license?
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What do you think?
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Oh, you did it.
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Congratulations, Binky Bear.
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Thanks, Winky Bear.
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Let's go for our
first ride together.
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- Right now?
- Yeah, now, now.
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- Sorry, gotta rain-check that one, babe.
- Why?
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Uh, because I want everything
to be perfect for our first ride.
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Uh, heh, I gotta get
some new clothes.
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I gotta wash the car. I
gotta go to the dentist.
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Eddie, you're stalling.
Take me for a ride.
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Hop in.
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Eddie, are you nuts?
Dad's gonna kill you.
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Not if he doesn't find out.
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And he won't find out, will he?
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Not from me, Binky Bear.
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Laura. Laura, please?
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Please, my little Rapunzel?
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For the last time, Steve, I will
not give you a lock of my hair.
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I'll settle for a
toe-nail clipping.
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- How can you be so disgusting?
- It's a gift.
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I'm going to my bedroom.
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Hmm.
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Don't even think about it.
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I'm sorry. Is there anything I can do
for you while I'm down here waiting?
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Let me know when
Eddie gets back.
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He's back.
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- Eddie, are you okay?
- I think so.
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- How about you Jolene?
- Uh, yeah, I'm fine.
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Nice move, Binky Bear.
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All right. Now, how in
Sam Hill did this happen?
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- I freaked.
- I'll say.
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We're about to pull in the driveway,
and we get passed by a bread truck.
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Next thing I know, we're
side-swiping a coffee table.
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Oh, man. Oh, man.
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Oh, will you look at the time?
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Oh. Laura
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Dad is gonna kill me
when he sees this.
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I'm dead meat.
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Now, relax, Eddie. You had an
accident. Carl will understand.
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Right. Dad will understand.
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What...? Who...?
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What...? What...? Who...?
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Carl, Carl, Carl. Calm down.
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Harriette, there is a
car in the living room.
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Yeah. Look, I know. I...
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Harriette, there is a
car in the living room.
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- Carl, don't overreact.
- Overreact?
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Harriette, there is a
car in the living room!
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Well, at least we
know where it is.
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- Edward.
- Yes, Dad?
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Edward. Go to your room.
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Go to your room. Lock
the doors and the windows.
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- He's not gonna try to get out.
- That's so I can't get in!
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Carl, Carl, Carl!
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Carl, you have every right
to be as mad as a rabid dog.
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But you're spraying your
slobber on the wrong guy.
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Eddie didn't total
your house, I did.
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You?
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You?
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Him?
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Carl! Carl!
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Why?
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I don't know, Carl.
I guess I'm just bad.
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Bad to the bone.
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- What?
- You know my kind, Carl.
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We live for speed, kicks.
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Thrills and spills.
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"Danger" is my middle name.
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Oh, well, actually, it's "Quincy,"
but you guys get the picture.
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Come again?
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Thanks. I didn't think
you'd invite me after this.
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Steve. Steve.
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I think, for your
sake, you... You...
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You better go home now. Quickly.
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Yes, sir.
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And, Steve, I will be
calling your father on this.
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Okay. But I have to warn you, my
dad's latest hobby is pantomime.
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So if no one answers, it's him.
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Get out!
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- Steve, wait.
- Yeah, Eddo?
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Why did you take the rap?
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Well, a quick appraisal
of the situation...
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led me to believe that Carl was
about to become a human Krakatoa.
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So I decided to be
the sacrificial Urkel.
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But Dad's gonna call your
parents. Won't they punish you?
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Yeah. They might ground me.
They may even cut off my allowance.
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Ooh. They may even
cancel my bagpipe recital.
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But I can handle it.
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But still, why are you
sticking your neck out for me?
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Because we're buddies, Eddie, and
buddies help each other out, right?
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Yeah, but...
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Hey, you'd do the same
for me, wouldn't you?
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- Yeah, sure.
- I thought so.
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Farewell, my wee bonny lass.
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I need more juice.
You want some, Richie?
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- Thanks. Fill her up.
- Okay.
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Eddie, you have
done some low things...
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but letting Steve take the
blame is a new high low.
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Look, I'll figure out a way to pay
his parents back for all the damages.
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Relax. Everything's cool.
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Hi, guys.
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- Steve, what's with the uniform?
- It's my punishment.
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Weren't your old clothes
punishment enough?
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No, sweetness. My parents have
decided to send me off to military school.
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You're kidding.
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'Tis no jest, my fair maiden.
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I'm afraid Ma and Pa Urkel
were pushed over the edge...
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by this
car-in-the-living-room thing.
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Isn't there some way
to change their minds?
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I tried. I begged, I
pleaded, I mimed.
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But I failed.
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- Eddie, you can't let this happen.
- I know, Laura, I know.
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I'm afraid it's a fait
accompli, mon chéri.
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But perhaps four frightening years of
military school can actually be beneficial.
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I can pump up the old bod.
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Here, Eddie.
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- A new mitt?
- Yeah. I bought them a couple years ago...
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and hoped that we could
play catch sometime.
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Unfortunately, you were never
able to fit it into your busy schedule.
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So now I want you to have
them as a little going-away gift.
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Thanks, Steve.
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Laura.
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Well, it's so hard for me
to say goodbye to you.
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My heart knows the words,
they just won't pump up to my lips.
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I guess I'm just clogged
with emotional cholesterol.
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Oh, I... I love you, Laura.
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Goodbyes are
murder on the sinuses.
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Steve, wait here.
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I have a few precious mementos
I'd like you to remember me by.
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I'd like you to have my
first pair of baby shoes.
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Dad?
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- Yeah?
- You busy?
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No. Just blowing up this balloon
for little Richie, for the last half-hour.
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Um, do you remember
that hole in the living room?
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Oh.
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You mean the one the
size of a station wagon?
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That's it. Heh-heh.
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Uh, Steve didn't put it there.
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I did.
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Oh?
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Steve was covering for me, Dad.
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I see. Ahem.
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00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,062
Now, let me get this straight.
246
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You drove the car,
without a valid license...
247
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right through the front door...
248
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,619
and let somebody
else take the rap?
249
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:19,450
Dad, I was too embarrassed to tell
Jolene that I flunked the driver's test.
250
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:21,321
I didn't wanna lose her respect.
251
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Instead, I really messed
up, and now I've lost yours.
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00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:32,438
Edward. Edward
James Arthur Winslow.
253
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,575
Son, you haven't
lost my respect.
254
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:39,073
Messing up is a
part of growing up.
255
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:42,079
Edward, it's a process
that never ends.
256
00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:45,541
Actually, I think
I messed up too.
257
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,086
How?
258
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:50,848
Well, I...
259
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:54,590
I don't think I should've
given you that last-minute test.
260
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:58,891
I wanted to help, but I
think I shook you up instead.
261
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:01,434
And I'm sorry.
262
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:05,401
Well, I guess we can
both learn from this.
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Thanks, Dad. Good talk.
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Edward.
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00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:14,875
I'm the father. I
learn from this.
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00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:19,951
You're the son. You learn
from this, and you get punished.
267
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,885
Okay. What's it gonna be?
268
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,956
Well, you are grounded...
269
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:28,561
for one month. Plus, you have to
wait two months before you can take...
270
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,357
- your next driver's test again.
- Two months?
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00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,862
That's fair.
272
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:38,202
And I also want you to tell
Steve's parents what happened.
273
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Then you are to do odd
jobs around the house...
274
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:43,974
until every cent of the
damages is paid off.
275
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:48,342
At $4 an hour, it shouldn't take you
more than two or three years, tops.
276
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:54,119
Dad, doesn't it count that I did
come in and tell you the truth?
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00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,854
Okay, $4.10 an hour.
278
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:11,802
And last but not least, a jar of
Mom's homemade catfish jam.
279
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:16,141
Boneless.
280
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,936
Gee, Steve...
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00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:25,050
your baby shoes, your
grandmother's dentures...
282
00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:27,209
fish jam...
283
00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:30,117
and I didn't get
a thing for you.
284
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:36,024
Uh, Steve? I
need to talk to you.
285
00:21:36,395 --> 00:21:37,829
Oh, fine.
286
00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:40,557
I'll just go put these
dentures in some water.
287
00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:48,940
Look, Steve, you won't be needing
that uniform. I told my dad the truth.
288
00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:53,944
Wow, thanks, Eddie. I wasn't
looking forward to military school.
289
00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:57,743
You know, I heard they
don't allow nightlights.
290
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:02,713
Listen, Steve, you put yourself on
the line for me, and I want you to know...
291
00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:06,518
- that I really appreciate that, man.
- Hey, anytime, dude.
292
00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:09,389
Because I'm your buddy, and
buddies stick by each other.
293
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,260
- You know what else buddies do?
- What?
294
00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:14,593
They play catch.
295
00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:18,027
- Let's break that puppy in.
- All right.
296
00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:19,433
All right.
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00:22:19,605 --> 00:22:21,870
- Think fast.
- Aah!
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00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:27,076
What happened?!
299
00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:32,151
Sorry, I broke a lamp, Dad.
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00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:37,982
- Gee, thanks for covering for me, Eddie.
- We're buddies, right?
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