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My name is Mark.
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Mon nom est Marc.
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I cannot speak French.
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Je ne parle pas français.
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Could you please say that again?
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S'il vous plaît, pourriez-vous répéter ?
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Please slow down a little bit.
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Veuillez ralentir.
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Veuillez parler un peu plus lentement.
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Oh, jeez.
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I did it again. I'm really so sorry.
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Emily, do you want to
live in my apartment?
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Come on, even you have to admit
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that the floor numbering here
makes absolutely no sense.
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You are very wet.
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What? Oh.
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Yeah, um... I just ran five miles,
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but I don't really know
what that is in kilometers.
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Can I get you a glass of water?
It's a long way to the fifth floor.
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Nah, I have to get to work,
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but, um, I promise I won't
bang on your door again.
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No problem. Bang any time.
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You're funny.
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Bonjour, la plouc.
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Go fuck yourself.
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I think I like you.
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French is such a funny language.
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Why is it la plouc and not le plouc?
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I guess it depends on the
plouc you're referring to.
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Look,
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I know that you all aren't
that happy to have me here
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and my French could use some work.
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- A little bit.
- Okay.
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It's basically merde,
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but I have some ideas about
marketing De L'Heure
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that I'd like to share with you.
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De L'Heure.
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- De L'Heure.
- De L'Heure.
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- De L'Heure.
- De L'Heure.
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De... L'Heu-re.
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- De L'Heure.
- De L'Heure.
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- De L'Heure.
- De L'Heu-re.
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I don't think that's
the account for you.
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I studied the marketing
plan before I got to Paris.
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It's weak.
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Oh, how so?
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You're piggybacking off the ad campaign.
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Very little social engagement.
I know you're about to launch,
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- and you're keeping me out of the loop.
- True.
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The party is tonight.
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Tonight? What... ?
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What? Were you gonna
tell me this, uh, never?
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Listen, I...
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don't agree with your approach.
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You want everything to be everywhere,
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accessible to everyone.
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You want to open doors.
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I want to close doors.
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We work with very exclusive brands.
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And they require mystery, and...
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... you have no mystery.
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You're... You're very... very obvious.
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Maybe I am.
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But... I do understand what it means
to be on the outside looking in.
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I have a perspective that
you will never understand
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because, no, I'm not
sophisticated or French,
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and I don't know how to look like you.
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That slouchy, sexy,
je ne sais quoi thing.
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But I am the customer that wants it.
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And you're not because...
you've already got it,
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and you don't even know how you did it.
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So, you want to go to this party?
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Bien sûr.
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Fine. Be there at eight.
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Wonderful.
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Any tips on what to wear?
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Not that.
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♪ Oh, where's my ego? ♪
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♪ True, true mellow ♪
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♪ Oh, where's my ego? ♪
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♪ Where's my? ♪
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- ♪ Where's my ego? ♪
- ♪ Heavy, heavy, red eyes, lazy ♪
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♪ Glitter and fruits ♪
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♪ Lonely, wide-eyed, late nights... ♪
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Oh, there you are.
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Stop eating. Why are you eating?
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I'm sorry. It's just so good,
and I'm so hungry.
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Well, have a cigarette.
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- I don't smoke.
- Of course you don't.
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Well, they will kill you.
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- Bonsoir, Sylvie.
- Oh.
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- Paul.
- Mwah.
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- Ça va ?
- Ouais.
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Antoine ! Ça va bien ?
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Emily. Quelle métamorphose ! Très belle.
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Oh, merci.
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- Emily has just arrived from, uh, America.
- Oh.
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Antoine Lambert. And my wife, Catherine.
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- Enchanté.
- Enchantée here as well.
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Antoine, of course, owns Maison Lavaux,
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and he is the best nose in France.
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Well, it's... it's very symmetrical.
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Not literally my nose.
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A nose is what we call the perfumer,
the one who composes the scent.
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Emily unfortunately
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does not speak French.
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And why did you come to Paris?
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To bring an American perspective
from a marketing point of view.
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Hm. And how do things look
from that point of view?
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I think you have an
amazing, sexy product
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that could practically induce
pregnancy in older women.
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I mean, it's part of
the reason I'm here.
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Sorry?
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Uh, yeah...
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- Never mind. Sorry. It's a long story.
- Please.
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I'm curious.
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Well, I think we can do
much more on social.
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Last year at my company,
we marketed a vaccine
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to help combat the chikungunya
virus and saturated the web
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with such gorgeous content,
we were actually responsible
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for increasing tourism in the
Virgin Islands by 30 percent.
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If you googled "tropical beach,"
"vacation," "paradise,"
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or even "topless beach selfies,"
you were directed to our product.
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Oh, and the best thing is
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we can track everything.
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Who have used what, when,
where, and for how long.
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What is she saying?
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Juliette from Marie Claire
is waiting to talk to you.
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Please.
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Interesting ideas.
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It's nice to meet you.
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Are you crazy?
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- You don't talk about work at a party.
- He asked me.
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Well, then you change the subject.
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You know, we're at a soirée,
not a conference call.
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Oh, mon Dieu !
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♪ Where's my ego? ♪
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Mademoiselle.
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Bonsoir.
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How are you enjoying Paris?
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I love it. I mean, who wouldn't, right?
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I'm sorry if I was talking
too much about work.
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Sometimes I just get a
little over enthusiastic,
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and, uh, I know it's a party.
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- Cheers.
- Santé.
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You're not wearing the perfume.
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- Not yet. I'm sorry.
- Here.
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Try a little here.
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And right here.
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It suits you.
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Ah, it smells really good.
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I'm just not usually a perfume girl.
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And why not?
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It's like wearing beautiful lingerie.
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Makes you feel more confident. Sexier.
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Happier.
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And, of course, with the right
chemistry, it can be an aphrodisiac.
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I will keep all of that in mind
for our marketing materials.
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User experience is key.
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Mm-hm. And how do you experience it?
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What does it smell like to you?
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- Gardenia.
- Mm-hm.
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Leather.
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Musk.
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And a little bit like sweat...
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... although that's probably me.
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It's like wearing poetry.
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Génial.
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I love it.
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Like wearing poetry. Exactly.
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Perhaps you wear it
and see how you feel?
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And how other men feel around you?
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Or other women. As you please.
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I usually please men.
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Uh, prefer.
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I usually prefer men.
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Ah. Well then, you need to find
yourself a nice French boyfriend.
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That's the best way to learn
the language. In bed.
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I have a boyfriend. In Chicago.
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We're basically engaged to be engaged.
He's... He's coming here soon.
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I'm not sure that's gonna
help with your French.
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I'm very happy to have
an American on my team.
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We will learn from each other.
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Expensive sex.
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Excuse me?
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That's what it smells like to me.
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Expensive sex.
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Well,
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better than a cheap date.
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I look forward to working with you.
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And to get to know you, Emily.
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♪ And kept to what I'm feelin' ♪
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♪ And kept the dream of feelin' ♪
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- Hm.
- ♪ What I'm feelin' ♪
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♪ And kept to what I'm feelin' ♪
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Bonjour, Emily.
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Bonjour, Julien.
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Hey.
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Very successful party last night.
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Antoine was impressed with you.
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He would like you to
work on the account.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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That's great. I thought maybe
I was too enthusiastic.
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Oh, I would... I would love
the help on the account,
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but we discussed that Emily
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- was gonna work on Vaga-Jeune.
- Uh, what... what's Vaga-Jeune?
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Uh, suppositoires
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so that the vagina can become mouillé.
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I'm sorry?
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Suppositories to promote vaginal
wetness in older women.
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Because the weather in the
vagina when the lady is older...
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Isn't so moye anymore, I... I get it.
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Mouillé. Très bien.
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So you learnt a new word.
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So, Emily will work on this for now?
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Oui, oui. It's an important product.
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A necessity.
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So first, you start
with the necessities,
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and then you move to the luxuries.
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Yeah, exactement !
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And your experience is
with pharmaceuticals,
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so this makes total sense.
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Of course.
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- Good.
- Good.
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Oh, also...
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... I think perhaps
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last night you were a little
too friendly with Antoine.
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What? No.
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Mm, he seemed very friendly with you.
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I think he was just being French.
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And you find him attractive?
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Yes. No! No.
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- He's married. I met his wife.
- Hm.
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So you do find him attractive.
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He's a client.
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A married client.
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Exactement !
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And his wife is very nice and
a very good friend of mine.
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I will send you all the
materials for Vaga-Jeune.
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Something you should know.
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Sylvie is Antoine's mistress.
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You never flirt with another woman
in front of your mistress.
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It's worse than doing it
in front of your wife.
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They were in the same
room, to be precise.
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Oh. Then they probably know each other.
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- I'm sure they're friends.
- Really?
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You think Antoine's wife knows
about his affair with Sylvie?
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Of course. I'm sure she approves.
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Why?
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Nobody wants to have to have sex
with the same person forever.
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I bet she has a lover, too.
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Okay, my head is just
completely spinning.
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They're all in it together?
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I think it's probably tolerated
more than discussed.
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00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,412
But I don't get it.
257
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:03,940
What's the point of being married
258
00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:05,282
if you're gonna cheat on your spouse?
259
00:13:05,283 --> 00:13:07,940
Uh, maybe after you're
married for 20 years,
260
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,124
you might feel differently.
261
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,995
I mean, the French are romantics,
but they're also realists.
262
00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:14,842
Ah. Cute alert! How do you
know about this place?
263
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:17,399
I live right down there, and
every time I pass by, it's packed.
264
00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:19,131
Ah. Bon appétit.
265
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,260
- Santé.
- Santé.
266
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,350
So, what brought you to Paris?
267
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,307
Mm. At first, business school.
268
00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:30,139
My father insisted, and he's
used to getting his way.
269
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:32,652
Uh, he's the Zipper King of China.
270
00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,561
- The Zipper King?
- Yes.
271
00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:37,403
And also many other
kinds of... fasteners.
272
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,323
He's got the world by the balls.
273
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:41,451
Literally.
274
00:13:41,490 --> 00:13:44,070
And, um, well, it's his dream
275
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:47,486
to have his only child, me,
take over the family business.
276
00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:50,446
- Well, what's your dream?
- Just anything but that.
277
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,158
But ever since I was a child,
278
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:55,498
I was obsessed with the
idea of living in Paris.
279
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:58,803
Um, so I enrolled in school
here and dropped out.
280
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,755
- I'm used to getting my way, too.
- Merci.
281
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,381
So that's why you became a nanny?
282
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:07,007
Yes, because when my father
found out, he cut me off.
283
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:09,349
Ow. I'm sorry. That's harsh.
284
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:11,141
No. No, no, no, it's wonderful.
285
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,595
I mean, I'd... I'd much
rather have my freedom.
286
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:17,226
Otherwise I'd be living a very
predictable life in China.
287
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:19,145
You know, it's funny,
288
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,573
I grew up with nannies,
and now I am one.
289
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,944
- Well, I'm very glad you're here.
- Mm-hm.
290
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,742
Ugh. This steak isn't cooked at all.
291
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,032
- Um...
- Ooh.
292
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:29,288
Excuse me! Pardon.
293
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:30,578
- Monsieur.
- Oui.
294
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:31,870
Uh...
295
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:34,497
I ordered this medium,
and it's still kind of bloody.
296
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:37,042
Elle aimerait son steak
mieux cuit, s'il vous plaît.
297
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,496
Uh, yeah. What she said.
298
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:45,762
Yeah. Just make sure to never
order the ris de veau.
299
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,263
What's that? Rice with veal?
300
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,636
No. See, that's what I thought.
301
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,682
I think it's brains or balls,
but it tastes like ass.
302
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:54,016
Ew.
303
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:57,645
The chef tells me the steak is correct.
304
00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:01,859
Um, well, correct for him
but not correct for me.
305
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:04,993
- I suggest you try it.
- Ah,
306
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,990
maybe you suggest he cook it longer?
307
00:15:07,070 --> 00:15:08,598
- I'll take yours, you take mine.
- No. Come on.
308
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,332
The customer's always right.
309
00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:12,584
See, no, here the
customer is never right.
310
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:15,251
Well, maybe I'll educate
the chef a little bit
311
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:16,831
about customer service.
312
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,246
You think you're gonna change
the entire French culture
313
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,455
by sending back a steak?
314
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,005
- Gabriel?
- Emily.
315
00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:27,739
Mindy.
316
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,470
Wait, you're the chef here?
317
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,603
Oui. Is there a problem?
318
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,560
- Well, you...
- No! No. I love it.
319
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:35,942
Everything is perfect.
320
00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:37,563
You haven't touched it.
321
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,978
You know, I'd be happy
to burn it for you,
322
00:15:39,979 --> 00:15:41,753
but promise me you'll try it first.
323
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,864
Yeah, try his meat, Emily.
324
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:47,904
Hm.
325
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:54,997
Mm! Mm.
326
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,079
Mm!
327
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,667
- It's surprisingly tender.
- Tender.
328
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,339
See. I knew you'd like it
if you gave it a chance.
329
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:03,671
Bon appétit, ladies.
330
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:06,844
- Mm.
- Bon appétit.
331
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,676
I'd bone appétit him.
332
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:28,528
Mm!
333
00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:51,990
Hey! You must be at the airport by now.
334
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:56,101
I packed, I... took a week off of work,
335
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,024
and then I thought,
336
00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:01,436
- "What am I gonna do there all day?"
- What?
337
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,690
Uh, I don't know.
338
00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:03,861
See the sights?
339
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:06,529
I mean, Paris is kinda
famous for its sights.
340
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,276
Yeah. Alone.
341
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:09,899
While you're working.
342
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:12,735
Well, our lunches are
pretty extensive here.
343
00:17:12,820 --> 00:17:14,760
I mean, I could spend
three hours with you
344
00:17:14,770 --> 00:17:15,779
in the Louvre in the afternoon
345
00:17:15,780 --> 00:17:17,873
and no one would miss me, you know.
346
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,325
Wait, is this about the Cubs?
347
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:22,832
No.
348
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,459
Because we can watch
the playoffs on a Slingbox.
349
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,054
You won't have to miss a game.
350
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,715
That's... That's not what this is about.
351
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,469
Well, what is this about?
352
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,723
I don't know how to do long distance.
353
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:39,515
Well, you start by getting on a flight.
354
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,309
I... I thought we'd
figured this all out.
355
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,234
No. You had this figured out.
356
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:47,943
And I'm sorry if I don't fit
into your spreadsheet, but...
357
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:50,239
I like our life in Chicago.
358
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,413
This is Paris!
359
00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:00,998
Wait. Are... Are you not,
like, coming here...
360
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:02,789
ever?
361
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,500
I think you should come home.
362
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,002
Or what?
363
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,900
We're over?
364
00:18:11,450 --> 00:18:13,836
I can't believe this.
365
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:15,384
You know what?
366
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,429
You can keep your precious air miles
367
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,183
and spend it on some away game
368
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:21,064
and stay in Chicago for
the rest of your life.
369
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:25,150
Because... Because this city
is filled with... with love
370
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,559
and... and romance and light and beauty
371
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,778
and passion and... and sex!
372
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,609
Which are clearly things
that mean nothing to you.
373
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,614
Whoa, whoa. Wait, I'm sorry.
Are you still there?
374
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,275
I... I think I lost you. I don't...
375
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,866
Yeah. You did.
376
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,203
Wait, wait. E-Emily, wait.
377
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:42,659
Emily...
378
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:43,826
No, I'm done waiting.
379
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:47,381
I gotta go.
380
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,545
Bonjour, Emily.
381
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,587
Bonjour.
382
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:55,990
Young vagina.
383
00:19:56,570 --> 00:20:00,120
Hm. I guess everyone wants one.
384
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,989
The irony of menopause.
385
00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:05,452
Just when you have the time
386
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:10,577
to really explore your mature,
adventurous, sensual self...
387
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:15,128
... the vagina goes on strike.
388
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,884
Hm.
389
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:23,011
... on strike.
390
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,783
Are you kidding me?
391
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:41,617
Why is the vagina masculine?
392
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:43,582
Pardon ?
393
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,539
Why is it le vagin, and not la vagin?
394
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:46,749
Oh, you mean le vagin.
395
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:48,578
Oh, I don't know. It just is.
396
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:52,004
Maybe it's because it's something
a woman owns and a man possesses.
397
00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:55,550
Your language is seriously effed up.
398
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,950
This was a big mistake.
399
00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:26,832
- I... I should never have come here.
- No! It's good you came.
400
00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:30,000
Better than wasting another minute
on a man who won't leave Chicago.
401
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,960
I feel like Alice Through
the Looking Glass.
402
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,170
It's like up is down.
403
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,880
I'll never learn the language
or understand anything here.
404
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:39,344
Do you realize this city
is laid out in circles?
405
00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:41,973
Like they deliberately
designed it to confuse us.
406
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:44,930
It's an illogical culture,
but it's a beautiful one too.
407
00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:47,509
Better to just let it wash over you.
408
00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:49,017
Yeah, but that's just it.
409
00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:50,429
I'm worried I might drown.
410
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:54,110
Maybe I'm just not cut out
for this city, you know?
411
00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:55,158
I thought it was gonna be an adventure.
412
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:56,356
And it is.
413
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,400
Maybe an even better
one than you imagined.
414
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:02,647
I just never pictured myself here alone.
415
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,122
You're not alone.
416
00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:06,912
You have a friend here now.
417
00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:11,794
Paris is the most exciting
city in the world.
418
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,252
And you never know what's
gonna happen next.
419
00:22:14,770 --> 00:22:15,813
Laurent!
420
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,964
Get away from that fountain!
421
00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:19,045
Now!
422
00:22:20,797 --> 00:22:23,627
Little shit.
423
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:25,887
You'll be fine.
424
00:22:37,397 --> 00:22:38,567
Madam Macron.
425
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:45,739
THE VAGINA IS NOT MALE!
426
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:51,536
ABSOLUTELY!
427
00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:55,960
Well, that's it. The end.
428
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:58,091
- I'm really going to miss you.
- Yeah, right.
429
00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:00,688
You'll forget about us as soon as
you're in the South of France.
430
00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:02,262
Sold off and abandoned, that's us.
431
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:03,945
Nothing's going to change, you know.
432
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:05,379
What about the girl?
433
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,467
What about her? Is she really that bad?
434
00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:09,929
She's tiresome.
435
00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:11,181
Well, at least she's hot.
436
00:23:11,264 --> 00:23:12,854
Uh, sorry, but...
437
00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:15,563
Honestly, it could have been
worse. I think she's all right.
438
00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:17,904
It's okay for you. You've
got your check. You...
439
00:23:17,979 --> 00:23:20,229
Oh, come on... You know me.
440
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,464
Oh, fuck!
441
00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:24,945
What?
442
00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:26,988
I've got a message from
the CEO of Vaga-Jeune.
443
00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:30,242
Brigitte Macron has just posted
something on her Twitter account
444
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:31,952
- about their product.
- What?
445
00:23:32,030 --> 00:23:33,739
It came from Emily's Instagram account.
446
00:23:33,740 --> 00:23:35,410
- Oh, wow.
- Hein ?
447
00:23:35,420 --> 00:23:37,050
- Brigitte Macron ?
- Brigitte Macron.
448
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:39,288
The client is delighted.
449
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:40,956
"The vagina is not male."
450
00:23:41,336 --> 00:23:42,586
That's for sure.
451
00:23:50,887 --> 00:23:52,257
Oh, my God.
452
00:23:54,724 --> 00:23:55,724
Emily!
453
00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:58,477
Emily! Come join us. Come.
454
00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:05,397
Elle assure trop.
455
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,487
Please.
456
00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:12,664
- I guess you saw the post.
- Yeah.
457
00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:14,488
Emily,
458
00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:18,118
you have made my last day
here quite memorable.
459
00:24:18,206 --> 00:24:19,496
I'm so glad.
460
00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:22,172
Yeah, well done, Emily.
461
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:24,799
Well, I guess a new chapter
at Savoir has begun.
462
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,010
Thank you, Sylvie.
463
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,545
I'm really looking forward
to working with you.
464
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:32,548
To our very own American Vaga-Jeune.
465
00:24:33,346 --> 00:24:35,766
- To our Vaga-Jeune.
- To our Vaga-Jeune.
466
00:24:35,820 --> 00:24:36,830
To our Vaga-Jeune.
467
00:24:44,610 --> 00:24:49,610
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