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-Hi! -Hey, we're here!

-Hello! -Hello darling, watch out for the cactus.

Thanks, pretty. How's your eye?

-Oh, it's much worse than you told me. -Yeah, we're not going to talk about it.

The moving squad is here. What can we do?

-This is not… -No.

"Why you eat meat…"

Guess who I saw this morning?

-Janna? -No.

-Lily. -Oh, Lily! How is she?

Pretty good, I think.

She looks amazing and she has a new girlfriend.

Also really pretty.

Why were you so convinced it was Janna?

I saw her the other day. She's dating Maya now.

-Really? Your ex Maya? -Yes.

Well, I'm curious how long they'll put up with each other.

Everything was different with Janna.

It was thrilling.

And that's what I yearned for after Lily.

What time is it?

Five.

Oh, fuck…

Yes.

Jesus.

Didn't you have class today?

No, don't think so.

Who's that girl?

Lily, my ex.

Funny.

Come back.

Hey, what's going on? I'm in the library.

No, I really can't.

I have a test on Monday.

You've never been with a man?

Yeah… Well, kind of… Yes…

Yeah… It just wasn't for me.

But don't you think it's kind of weird that Janna is also into guys?

No, should I?

-It's double the competition. -Dude, that was not what I meant.

I don't think it works like that.

No. And Mark is just bitter that I never dated him.

But aren't you scared that men can give her something that you can't?

Jesus, Mark, that's so rude!

You mean a dick? No, yeah, no…

Jan, do you wish I had a dick?

-What a stupid fucking question. -I don't need one.

After all, she's sitting next to me and not next to you.

I'm going to get beer.

I don't know…

Her friends, our conversations…

I didn't feel completely comfortable with that crowd.

I've got some coke. Can you put it in your bra, Jan?

I'm not wearing one.

Anne, can you put it in your bra, please?

Can I look in your bag?

Great, come in.

This was so not my thing.

I wake up and think, what was that thing that sucked?

Then I remember. And I keep thinking about it the rest of the day.

I know exactly how it feels.

And it's going to take while,

-but it will pass. -Yeah.

But the only thing you can do now is endure it.

Nonsense, you just have to put yourself on the market again.

-You need a rebound. -No, I don't want anyone else.

Oh, if I could be a woman for one day, I would definitely not finger myself.

I would just sit and ponder about how you girls think.

I don't get you guys! I don't get it…

We should go. The guest list closes at half past.

Yeah, what to do?

-No, Cas -Just go, just go.

Shit. Sorry, okay.

-Have fun. -Yeah, sorry.

Bye.

-I feel so sorry for Cas. -Don't worry, he'll get over it.

Yeah, but…

heartbreak sucks.

-No, thank you. -Come on.

No, Jesus, you act like a junkie.

You live in such a sheltered bubble. One pill and I'm a junkie?

You know it's not just one pill anymore, right?

Whatever, An. Go back to your boring friends. I didn't sign up for this.

Me… Well, okay.

-Me neither. -I get that.

But stop whining about it and go back.

Okay.

An. Come on, loosen up a little.

You make everything so difficult.

Have you ever been in love?

Do you have any idea what that emotion entails?

It's like I'm talking to a fucking concrete wall.

Well, it's been fun.

Here, in case you change your mind. It's good stuff.

Of all the things that Janna said, I didn't know what to take seriously.

I think I've been dumped too.

Or something.

But I still took it personally.

Do you guys think I live in a sheltered bubble?

What?

That I live a safe and boring life?

That everything just comes to me effortlessly…

-That's what Janna told me. -Bullshit.

Well, yeah…

Yeah, a little bit. No…

But we… I mean, I live a privileged life.

Let me speak for myself. I'm a man,

I'm straight, I'm white, well educated.

Huge penis.

That's true.

-But seriously, it's true. -Yeah.

I've lost myself in Janna's bubble.

Does it bother you?

That we're lesbian?

Luckily your friends keep you with both feet on the ground.

-Thanks, guys. -Yes, of course.

-We've come a long way. -Totally.

Let's toast.

-To your new house. -Cheers!

-Look at each other. -I can't look at you.

Oh fuck, no.

Sloppy!