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[***]
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One time, okay, see,
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one time Randy Beaman's
little brother
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ate Pop Rocks and drank
a soda at the same time,
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and his head exploded.
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Okay, bye.
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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *
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* And we're zany to the max *
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* So just sit back and relax *
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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *
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* And the Warner sister, Dot *
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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *
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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *
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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *
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* And now you know the plot *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *
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* Wakko packs away the snacks *
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* While Bill Clinton
Plays the sax *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Meet Pinky and the Brain *
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* Who want to rule
The universe *
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* Goodfeathers flock together *
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* Slappy whacks 'em
With her purse *
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* Buttons chases Mindy *
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* While Rita sings a verse *
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* The writers flipped
We have no script *
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* Why bother to rehearse? *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *
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* We're zany to the max *
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* There's bologna
In our slacks *
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* We're Animan-y *
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* Totally insane-y *
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Where's Lon Chaney?
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* Animaniacs *
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* Those are the facts *
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[***]
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[GULPS]
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Gak-- Uh.
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[ROARS]
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[GROWLS]
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[CHUCKLES]
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Egad.
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Dr. Jekyll's turned himself
into that fearsome
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Mr. Hyde again, Brain.
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Yes, Pinky.
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If only I could find a way
to use that savage strength.
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[WHISTLE BLOWING]
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Huh?
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Hey, that's the brute.
Take him.
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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[BELLS TOLLING]
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Four o'clock.
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ALL:
Teatime.
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Scone?
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Delighted.
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Sugar?
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Please.
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[ALL SLURP]
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ALL:
Ahh.
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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Right, it's jail
for you, Hyde.
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[GROWLS]
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Pinky, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?
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I think so, Brain, but if
they called them Sad Meals,
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kids wouldn't buy them.
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Hello in there,
Pinky.
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Now, concentrate.
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The British are fanatical
about teatime.
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Everything stops
when Big Ben strikes 4.
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Therefore, if I can stop
that clock
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at precisely 4 p.m.,
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it will cause
infinite teatime,
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allowing us to take over
the British Empire
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and then the world.
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Egad, Brain.
Brilliant.
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Oh, wait,
no, no.
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You'd have to be a hulking,
muscular giant
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to stop that clock, Brain.
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Exactly, Pinky.
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As they say in rustic circles,
"Bottoms up."
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[GULPS]
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I-is it working, Brain?
Any changes yet?
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Tingling? Itching?
Feeling anything?
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Do you? Do you?
Do you?
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Quiet, Pinky.
You're angering me.
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Now, please--
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[BELCHES]
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Narf.
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Uh? Sorry I angered you,
Brain.
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Gwak.
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Egad, Brain,
it works.
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Unfortunately,
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its effects are dreadfully
unpredictable.
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[GRUNTING]
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Ugh.
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We must find a way
to control the transformation.
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Hmm.
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I transformed
when you angered me
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and transformed back
when you apologized.
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That's it.
Anger me, Pinky.
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But, zounds, Brain.
I don't want to.
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Do it, Pinky.
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No, Brain,
you'll bop me.
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Pinky,
make me angry.
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Gwak.
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[GROWLS]
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[GASPS]
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I didn't want to make
you angry, Brain. Sorry.
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[GRUNTS]
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Zort, Brain.
Are you all right?
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Yes, Pinky.
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For you have--
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In your own
very special manner.
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--found a way for us
to control this awesome power.
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BRAIN:
Once we enter Big Ben
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I'll use
my physical prowess
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to stop
the center wheel,
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while you dislodge
the pallet
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and disrupt
the intrinsic mechanism.
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What if that doesn't work?
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Then...
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we'll throw
a big wrench in it.
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Any questions?
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Just one, Brain.
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Can we make the bells
play "Chopsticks"?
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Oh, yes, Pinky.
Let's do.
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And how about "John Jacob
Jingleheimer Schmidt"?
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Oh, you read my mind!
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Goody, goody.
Great idea, Brain.
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*John Jacob
Jingleheimer-- *
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Sarcasm is lost
on you, Pinky.
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Now, let us rest,
for tomorrow
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we have an empire
to overthrow.
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Come, Pinky.
Let us make haste.
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One question,
Brain.
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Don't anger me yet,
Pinky.
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Oh, right.
Never mind.
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[GASPS]
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Oh,
look how pretty
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the clock is from here,
Brain-- Narf.
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Keep moving, Pinky.
We've not much time.
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The clouds,
the sky.
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Pinky.
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Oh, look,
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that cloud looks like
a big pomegranate.
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Pinky, you're
making me angry.
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Gwak.
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[GASPS]
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[PINKY GRUNTING]
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Whoa, Brain--
Yoo-hoo.
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[PINKY SCREAMS]
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[GROWLS]
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Egad.
Sorry, Brain.
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Gwak.
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Whee! Ha! That was fun,
wasn't it, Brain?
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Gwak.
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[GROWLS]
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[ROARS]
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[PANTS]
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No.
Wait, Brain.
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Narf, I didn't
apologize yet.
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[BRAIN GROWLS]
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Americans.
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[ROARS]
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Brain!
Brain!
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Huh?
I didn't mean for us to fall.
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I'm sorry.
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Brain,
are you all right?
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Your timing
is impeccable, Pinky.
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[BOTH GASP]
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[BOTH SCREAM]
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But for once,
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you erred in our favor,
my friend.
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Whooop.
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Wow.
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There it is, Pinky.
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The main wheel
of Big Ben.
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We stop that
and we stop the world.
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Yes!
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Now, Pinky,
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help me transform
and I will stop the gears.
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Then you can dislodge
the pallet.
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Got that?
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Dislodge the pallet.
Yes.
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[***]
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Now,
make me mad.
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Okay, Brain.
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Narf, um, eh...
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Oh, okay.
Hey, you, you dum-dum.
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Come on, you can do
better than that.
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Um...
Right, um...
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Your mother,
she's older than you.
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Pinky, try harder.
Quickly.
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Oh, I-I-I don't know,
Brain. I--
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I-I-I--
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I-I-I--
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Pinky--
Gwak.
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[GROWLS]
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[GROWLING]
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Dislodge
the pallet.
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[GRUNTS]
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No, Pinky,
the pallet.
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Oh, sorry,
Brain.
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[GRUNTS]
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Gwak.
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[GASPS]
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[SCREAMS]
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[BOTH SCREAM]
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[***]
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[BELLS TOLLING]
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[BOTH SCREAMING]
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[PLAYING "CHOPSTICKS"]
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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Oh, I'm sorry,
Brain.
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Gwak.
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Narf, oh, no. I'm--
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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Puah, puah.
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Egad, Brain.
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I don't mean to keep
saying I'm sorry.
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Gwak.
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Anger me, Pinky.
Hit me.
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Egad, Brain.
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[PANTS]
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All right.
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Gwak--
Again, Pinky.
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Gwak-- Again.
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Gwak.
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Again, Brain?
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No, Pinky.
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Oh, or tomorrow,
then?
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I could hit you tomorrow.
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No, Pinky.
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This plan is detrimental
to my health.
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We must devise another.
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What for,
Brain?
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[GASPS]
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Oh, right, to take
over the world.
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Sorry.
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Gwak.
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[BELLS PLAYING "CHOPSTICKS"]
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Listen, Brain,
they're playing our song.
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WARNERS:
*They're dinky, they're Pinky
And the Brain*
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*Brain, Brain, Brain,Brain
Brain, Brain*
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[***]
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[***]
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MINERVA:
*It's not pretty being me *
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* Just try it and you'll see *
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* It's harder than you think *
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* To be a gorgeous mink *
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* La-da-da
Da-da-da-dee *
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* It's not pretty
Being me *
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[BEEPING]
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More messages?
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Ho-hum.
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MALE 1:
Hi, uh, Minerva?
This is Lawrence.
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I'm a-titter.
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00:11:56,167 --> 00:11:57,901
Um, I-I was wondering,
269
00:11:57,901 --> 00:11:59,300
do you wanna go
out with me? Bye.
270
00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:01,334
I don't think so.
[PHONE BEEPS]
271
00:12:01,334 --> 00:12:03,534
MALE 2:
Dadgum, Minerva,
this is Fowlmouth.
272
00:12:03,534 --> 00:12:05,000
And dadgum,
Shirley is out of town
273
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,133
for the dadgum weekend.
274
00:12:06,133 --> 00:12:07,801
[MESSAGE REWINDING]
275
00:12:07,801 --> 00:12:09,968
Poultry, ew.
276
00:12:09,968 --> 00:12:12,567
FEMALE:
Hi! This is Trudy,
your best friend.
277
00:12:12,567 --> 00:12:15,133
Um, my cousin is in town,
and I told him you could,
278
00:12:15,133 --> 00:12:17,000
you know, show him around?
279
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,167
I'd rather chew aluminum.
280
00:12:19,167 --> 00:12:21,767
He'll be over at 5.
Bye.
281
00:12:21,767 --> 00:12:25,334
A moment of silence
for my former best friend.
282
00:12:25,334 --> 00:12:27,334
[***]
283
00:12:38,701 --> 00:12:39,701
[WHISTLES]
284
00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:52,100
[GULPS]
285
00:12:52,868 --> 00:12:54,367
[CROAKS]
286
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:07,234
Please, baby, please,
baby, baby, baby, please.
287
00:13:10,701 --> 00:13:12,701
[***]
288
00:13:16,267 --> 00:13:19,033
BOTH:
Hello, nurse.
289
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,634
[PANTING]
290
00:13:26,634 --> 00:13:27,634
Boys.
291
00:13:30,501 --> 00:13:33,000
Can't a girl get
any privacy?
292
00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:35,834
[***]
293
00:13:43,434 --> 00:13:45,767
Well, this is it, Newt.
294
00:13:46,467 --> 00:13:47,968
[BARKING]
295
00:13:52,334 --> 00:13:54,934
Okay, boy,
you know what to do.
296
00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:56,467
You get me a mink,
you hear?
297
00:13:56,467 --> 00:13:57,801
And don't you hurt
that fur.
298
00:13:57,801 --> 00:13:59,300
[BARKING]
299
00:14:01,701 --> 00:14:04,534
Yeah, uh,
hunting is exhausting.
300
00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:09,133
Greetings, mink.
301
00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:11,601
I am Newt, a professionally-
trained hunting dog.
302
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,100
My credentials.
303
00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:15,100
[***]
304
00:14:16,434 --> 00:14:17,934
Uh-huh.
305
00:14:17,934 --> 00:14:19,634
I am here
to capture you
306
00:14:19,634 --> 00:14:21,133
and take you
to my master.
307
00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:24,100
I will show no sympathy,
helpless mink,
308
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:26,400
so you might
as well surrender.
309
00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:30,968
Would you do me
a...favor?
310
00:14:35,601 --> 00:14:37,400
These are wet, heh,
311
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,501
could you blow
on 'em for me?
312
00:14:39,501 --> 00:14:42,667
Huh, that ploy
won't work with--
313
00:14:42,667 --> 00:14:44,200
With-- Wi--
Wheee--
314
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,767
Whoooo--
Wow.
315
00:14:45,767 --> 00:14:47,634
Ooooh-- Wooow,
316
00:14:47,634 --> 00:14:49,133
ooh-hooooo!
317
00:14:56,968 --> 00:14:59,467
Ooh, baby,
that's what I like.
318
00:15:03,801 --> 00:15:05,801
[***]
319
00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:10,167
[YAWNS]
320
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,200
I suppose
that'll do.
321
00:15:20,634 --> 00:15:23,701
[***]
322
00:15:23,701 --> 00:15:25,868
This is a state-of-the-art
mink trap.
323
00:15:25,868 --> 00:15:28,300
I am baiting it
with my special mixture
324
00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:30,901
of smelt paste
and peanut butter.
325
00:15:30,901 --> 00:15:32,901
It's a delicacy
no mink can resist,
326
00:15:32,901 --> 00:15:35,400
so you might as well
get inside.
327
00:15:37,167 --> 00:15:41,734
Actually, punkin,
I prefer...Chinese.
328
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:47,901
[SCREAMS]
329
00:15:50,801 --> 00:15:52,467
Ooh, Chinese.
330
00:15:52,467 --> 00:15:55,100
Gotta get Chinese.
Gotta get Chinese.
331
00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:57,100
[***]
332
00:16:01,934 --> 00:16:03,567
NEWT:
I'll have
the Number 12 to go.
333
00:16:03,567 --> 00:16:05,067
[WOMAN SPEAKS IN CHINESE]
334
00:16:06,434 --> 00:16:09,667
I got the Chinese,
my reason for living.
335
00:16:11,601 --> 00:16:12,601
[SNAPS]
336
00:16:17,334 --> 00:16:19,334
[***]
337
00:16:23,267 --> 00:16:25,667
[SLURPS]
338
00:16:25,667 --> 00:16:27,534
Pathetic,
isn't he?
339
00:16:30,534 --> 00:16:32,534
Moo goo gai pan.
340
00:16:35,167 --> 00:16:37,601
"If you have trouble
luring the mink to you,
341
00:16:37,601 --> 00:16:39,801
try using
reverse psychology."
342
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,567
Excuse me,
mink.
343
00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:53,267
I have decided I do not want
to trap you at all.
344
00:16:53,267 --> 00:16:55,334
Your fur is not up
to my standards.
345
00:16:55,334 --> 00:16:57,701
No, you do not
interest me at all,
346
00:16:57,701 --> 00:17:00,234
little substandard mink.
347
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,400
You're cute.
348
00:17:09,801 --> 00:17:11,100
Mwah.
349
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:12,601
[LAUGHS]
350
00:17:21,434 --> 00:17:23,634
So how many people
do you want
351
00:17:23,634 --> 00:17:25,067
to invite
to the wedding?
352
00:17:35,534 --> 00:17:37,033
What a yutz.
353
00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:40,434
Okay, Newt,
don't get upset.
354
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:41,434
I'm not.
355
00:17:41,434 --> 00:17:42,701
You will get
the little mink.
356
00:17:42,701 --> 00:17:44,634
I will,
I'm a professional hunting dog.
357
00:17:44,634 --> 00:17:45,701
Yes, you are.
358
00:17:45,701 --> 00:17:46,701
My master won't mind
359
00:17:46,701 --> 00:17:48,501
if the pelt
is a tad singed.
360
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,501
[***]
361
00:17:53,734 --> 00:17:55,334
You are
a smarty every day.
362
00:17:55,334 --> 00:17:56,334
Yes, I am.
363
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:03,501
This is a particularly sad
moment for me.
364
00:18:03,501 --> 00:18:05,133
MINERVA:
What have you done?
365
00:18:06,968 --> 00:18:08,400
I can't
believe it.
366
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,200
How did you know
that I wanted
367
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,367
my house moved
right next to the pond?
368
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:16,501
Thank you.
Thank you.
369
00:18:16,501 --> 00:18:19,501
Now I can see the water
through my bedroom window.
370
00:18:19,501 --> 00:18:22,467
And I thought
you didn't like me.
371
00:18:22,467 --> 00:18:23,467
Mwah.
372
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:34,200
[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]:
Oh, you make me feel like
a schoolgirl.
373
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,200
[GIGGLES]
374
00:18:40,701 --> 00:18:42,467
Was it something
I said?
375
00:18:42,467 --> 00:18:44,834
MALE:
Hi, I'm Trudy's cousin.
376
00:18:46,033 --> 00:18:47,033
[GASPS]
377
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,434
I hope you've got cash,
378
00:18:49,434 --> 00:18:50,968
'cause I'm not paying.
379
00:19:00,801 --> 00:19:02,300
[SQUEALS]
380
00:19:05,868 --> 00:19:07,367
[PANTS]
381
00:19:11,501 --> 00:19:13,801
Ooh, baby,
that's what I like!
382
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:18,067
[***]
383
00:19:18,067 --> 00:19:19,567
[SIGHS]
384
00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:23,501
[TOOTING]
385
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,501
Whoo-hoo, hoo-hoo,
hoo-hoo, whoo-hoo,
386
00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:29,801
whoo-hoo, hoo-hoo,
hoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
387
00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:33,100
Hoo-hoo, whoo-hoo,
whoo-hoo.
388
00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:35,801
Tee-hee.
389
00:19:40,734 --> 00:19:42,100
What a yutz.
390
00:19:45,734 --> 00:19:49,267
Like I said,
it's not pretty being me.
391
00:19:49,267 --> 00:19:52,133
I think I've got you beat,
sister, ooh.
392
00:19:57,133 --> 00:19:59,133
[***]
393
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,300
Okay, so what happened
is one time
394
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,100
Randy Beaman went
on a trip with his dad,
395
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:11,167
and they picked up a lady
who wanted a ride home--
396
00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:13,033
And this was
in Kansas.
397
00:20:13,033 --> 00:20:14,767
--and she sat
in the back seat
398
00:20:14,767 --> 00:20:16,934
and when they got
where she wanted to go,
399
00:20:16,934 --> 00:20:19,501
they turned around
and she was gone.
400
00:20:19,501 --> 00:20:22,367
And Randy Beaman's dad talked
to the man who lived there
401
00:20:22,367 --> 00:20:24,334
and told him
what the lady looked like,
402
00:20:24,334 --> 00:20:25,701
and the man said,
403
00:20:25,701 --> 00:20:29,133
"Oh, that's my wife,
but she died four years ago."
404
00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:30,501
Spooky, huh?
405
00:20:30,501 --> 00:20:32,000
Okay, bye.
406
00:20:38,267 --> 00:20:40,267
[***]
407
00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:05,300
Zort.
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