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Daddy's on a business trip and he won't be home. 8 00:00:36,798 --> 00:00:38,831 Actually I think he will. 9 00:00:39,367 --> 00:00:40,433 Daddy! 10 00:00:40,468 --> 00:00:42,600 But what about your business trip? 11 00:00:42,635 --> 00:00:44,068 I told them they could wait. 12 00:00:44,103 --> 00:00:47,204 Christmas is for family. 13 00:00:48,474 --> 00:00:49,540 Cut! 14 00:00:49,809 --> 00:00:51,542 Ok everybody that's a cut! 15 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:55,177 You're doing it again. 16 00:00:55,446 --> 00:00:56,045 What? 17 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:57,179 Bond Villain. 18 00:00:58,282 --> 00:00:59,615 How many times have I fired you today? 19 00:00:59,650 --> 00:01:02,418 Mmm I stopped counting when I ran out of fingers. 20 00:01:04,889 --> 00:01:05,788 Are we good? 21 00:01:05,823 --> 00:01:07,220 Yeah it was alright. 22 00:01:07,456 --> 00:01:09,056 It was alright. Thank you. 23 00:01:09,091 --> 00:01:10,157 That's lunch. 24 00:01:10,192 --> 00:01:12,392 Ok people we got it! That's lunch! 25 00:01:13,429 --> 00:01:14,394 Eric. 26 00:01:14,630 --> 00:01:16,063 How long have you been here? 27 00:01:16,498 --> 00:01:18,730 I waved. You were kinda in the zone. 28 00:01:18,965 --> 00:01:23,234 ♪ Tis the season to be jolly. Fa la la la la la la la la ♪ 29 00:01:23,270 --> 00:01:25,370 Penny who? what? why?... 30 00:01:25,405 --> 00:01:27,472 You said the crew could have a gift exchange. 31 00:01:27,507 --> 00:01:28,506 I gotta go. 32 00:01:28,542 --> 00:01:29,541 No no no you gotta wait a minute. 33 00:01:29,576 --> 00:01:33,109 A said anonymous. Fast. Discrete. 34 00:01:33,144 --> 00:01:34,177 Old man Barnes lives for this. 35 00:01:34,212 --> 00:01:36,212 - He's a distraction. - Look at that face! 36 00:01:37,749 --> 00:01:41,084 Mr. Barnes I'm sorry but we're gonna have to cut this short. 37 00:01:41,753 --> 00:01:43,050 What is that noise? 38 00:01:43,419 --> 00:01:45,119 Where's it coming from? Hello? 39 00:01:46,422 --> 00:01:47,955 Am I the only one that could hear that? 40 00:01:49,826 --> 00:01:52,393 Look you asked me to come down to see you. So I came down. I see you... 41 00:01:52,428 --> 00:01:54,960 Meg. It's Frank again. 42 00:01:54,995 --> 00:01:55,961 Goodbye. 43 00:02:00,101 --> 00:02:02,401 Hi. Umm Sal. 44 00:02:02,603 --> 00:02:04,536 Hi! Meg. 45 00:02:04,805 --> 00:02:05,870 How did you know my name? 46 00:02:05,904 --> 00:02:09,139 That bohunk over there called you Meg. 47 00:02:09,374 --> 00:02:10,440 You need to go. 48 00:02:11,276 --> 00:02:11,975 Ok. 49 00:02:14,813 --> 00:02:15,645 I'm sorry? 50 00:02:15,681 --> 00:02:16,947 Can I help you? 51 00:02:16,982 --> 00:02:18,079 My bell. 52 00:02:18,115 --> 00:02:20,115 Oh yes. Right. 53 00:02:20,517 --> 00:02:21,649 Wait. 54 00:02:22,119 --> 00:02:23,451 Merry Christmas. 55 00:02:23,487 --> 00:02:25,620 You too Mr. Barnes. 56 00:02:25,655 --> 00:02:27,122 You too. 57 00:02:29,159 --> 00:02:31,124 How did she know your name? 58 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:36,195 - Hey. - I'm gonna go. 59 00:02:36,231 --> 00:02:37,997 Wait! No I thought you were gonna stay for dinner? 60 00:02:38,032 --> 00:02:40,933 Your craft service guys have not even heard for paleo and you're not exactly- 61 00:02:40,969 --> 00:02:42,600 We'll find you something to eat I'm - 62 00:02:42,635 --> 00:02:44,602 - Yes. Yes. - How is this? 63 00:02:44,637 --> 00:02:52,042 Yes! That is truly repulsive. It looks like grandmas old yarn. Where did you find it? 64 00:02:52,078 --> 00:02:53,677 You've seen me knit. 65 00:02:53,713 --> 00:02:56,512 Well done! Yes! taking one for the team. 66 00:02:56,547 --> 00:02:59,314 Hey everyone! This right here is what I'm talking about. 67 00:02:59,583 --> 00:03:02,184 Christmas is not for the elves. 68 00:03:02,219 --> 00:03:04,019 Hurra! 69 00:03:04,054 --> 00:03:05,952 Yeah. Ok. 70 00:03:05,988 --> 00:03:07,020 Eric. 71 00:03:08,157 --> 00:03:09,389 Honey. 72 00:03:09,424 --> 00:03:10,590 Hold on. 73 00:03:11,093 --> 00:03:14,794 Pooch got the hi-roller suite. 74 00:03:14,830 --> 00:03:16,730 It's gonna be epic. 75 00:03:16,765 --> 00:03:20,732 Sweetheart it's gonna be Christmas. You sure you want to go to Vegas for a bro-liday? 76 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:24,035 Says the head elf. Huh? Hurra! 77 00:03:24,271 --> 00:03:25,670 Well? 78 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:29,174 Come on, I'll be home by Monday just in time for therapy. 79 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,139 Ok. 80 00:03:30,408 --> 00:03:31,207 Meg? 81 00:03:31,242 --> 00:03:32,241 Ummm Not now. 82 00:03:32,277 --> 00:03:33,976 Now! Meg. 83 00:03:34,712 --> 00:03:36,979 Hi Frank! Hello. 84 00:03:37,015 --> 00:03:38,414 You're not answering your phone. 85 00:03:38,449 --> 00:03:40,082 Ok. Frank listen to me. 86 00:03:40,118 --> 00:03:43,651 The scene with the snow angels I can make it better. I promise I can. 87 00:03:43,686 --> 00:03:46,353 You tell me every year you watch these films with your family. 88 00:03:46,389 --> 00:03:49,323 You say they are the only thing you make that you actually do watch with them. 89 00:03:49,358 --> 00:03:50,891 You are making me older by the minute. 90 00:03:50,927 --> 00:03:53,859 No. That's just life doing that. 91 00:03:53,894 --> 00:03:55,160 It's a figure of speech Meg. 92 00:03:55,196 --> 00:03:57,896 Let me do this my way. 93 00:03:57,932 --> 00:03:59,765 Ok please? 94 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:03,335 I might be a dysfunctional shipwreck of a human being but I know Christmas. 95 00:04:03,370 --> 00:04:09,105 I can-No I will deliver the perfect Christmas movie. 96 00:04:10,209 --> 00:04:11,241 Keep shooting. 97 00:04:11,276 --> 00:04:12,242 Yes. 98 00:04:12,277 --> 00:04:13,009 No! 99 00:04:13,045 --> 00:04:14,911 I'm sorry? 100 00:04:14,947 --> 00:04:17,845 No. Meg this is not ok. 101 00:04:17,881 --> 00:04:19,013 Oh here we go. 102 00:04:19,049 --> 00:04:21,015 Meg these people have families! 103 00:04:21,051 --> 00:04:22,750 I have a family. 104 00:04:22,786 --> 00:04:25,920 Well no one is making you stay Bob Cratchit. Would you like to leave? 105 00:04:25,956 --> 00:04:31,591 That's what I thought. It is now 2:57, We are gonna come back in 15 minutes and keep shooting. 106 00:04:59,083 --> 00:05:00,782 You shouldn't wear your hair like that. 107 00:05:01,652 --> 00:05:02,784 Makes you look old. 108 00:05:03,420 --> 00:05:05,220 I though I told you to leave. 109 00:05:05,256 --> 00:05:06,786 I like it here. 110 00:05:06,822 --> 00:05:08,288 Plus it reminds me of that. 111 00:05:09,258 --> 00:05:11,057 That's what you're going for right? 112 00:05:12,761 --> 00:05:12,826 You want people to feel like they are really right up in there? 113 00:05:13,929 --> 00:05:16,696 Nose pressed up against the glass. 114 00:05:16,732 --> 00:05:20,231 Life's like a snow globe. You gotta shake it up to see the snow. 115 00:05:20,934 --> 00:05:21,799 Yoo hoo! 116 00:05:25,939 --> 00:05:27,805 How did you get there? 117 00:05:27,841 --> 00:05:29,073 Let me see it. 118 00:05:30,375 --> 00:05:31,574 Come on. Give it a shake. 119 00:05:34,445 --> 00:05:37,413 Look at that! It's so shiny. 120 00:05:37,448 --> 00:05:38,648 It's glitter. 121 00:05:38,683 --> 00:05:42,249 Hmm. That's not what you see. 122 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:46,320 Snow is falling down slowly. 123 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:51,925 Tiny perfect little town with tiny perfect little people. 124 00:05:51,961 --> 00:05:54,326 It's everything you'll never have. 125 00:05:57,531 --> 00:05:58,730 I don't need this. 126 00:05:58,932 --> 00:06:00,465 Are you sure about that? 127 00:06:07,572 --> 00:06:09,306 You gotta want it. 128 00:06:11,310 --> 00:06:14,244 Really want it. 129 00:06:20,417 --> 00:06:21,316 Ok. 130 00:06:31,025 --> 00:06:32,358 Meg! Meg! 131 00:06:33,194 --> 00:06:37,196 Meg? Meg? 132 00:06:38,499 --> 00:06:40,966 Meg? Meg! 133 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:43,500 Meg! 134 00:06:45,538 --> 00:06:46,537 Sweetie? 135 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:47,371 Honey? 136 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:51,375 Ah she's awake. Thank goodness. 137 00:06:51,410 --> 00:06:52,443 What? 138 00:06:52,478 --> 00:06:54,176 We were all so worried about you. 139 00:06:54,211 --> 00:06:55,510 Where am I? 140 00:06:59,783 --> 00:07:00,549 Now. 141 00:07:01,685 --> 00:07:03,552 You young lady took quite a spill. 142 00:07:05,721 --> 00:07:09,556 You need your rest. I want you to run along home now and have yourself a nice cup of hot coco. 143 00:07:09,591 --> 00:07:12,892 And if you do that you will be right as rain in no time. 144 00:07:12,928 --> 00:07:14,861 What is this? 145 00:07:15,097 --> 00:07:17,497 Teddy must have dinged y pretty bad. 146 00:07:17,531 --> 00:07:19,030 Wait? Ted? 147 00:07:19,065 --> 00:07:20,665 From college? 148 00:07:20,700 --> 00:07:21,532 We use to date. 149 00:07:24,971 --> 00:07:28,806 Yeah babe and then we got married. I'm your husband. 150 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:33,676 I - no stop it. Stop doing that. 151 00:07:34,379 --> 00:07:38,080 Uh what is this? Are we filming here? 152 00:07:38,116 --> 00:07:40,216 Where's the crew? 153 00:07:41,650 --> 00:07:45,819 Ok. Uh this is obviously an exterior scene. 154 00:07:47,156 --> 00:07:48,822 How did we get here? 155 00:07:49,091 --> 00:07:50,691 Last thing I remember... 156 00:07:51,794 --> 00:07:52,593 Oh? 157 00:07:53,761 --> 00:07:55,026 I think I tried to cancel Christmas. 158 00:07:56,797 --> 00:07:59,798 Honey you may be a control freak but not even you can cancel Christmas. 159 00:07:59,833 --> 00:08:03,769 Please stop calling me honey. I'm not your honey. 160 00:08:03,804 --> 00:08:06,736 I'm sorry did you say married? 161 00:08:10,809 --> 00:08:12,142 What? 162 00:08:12,177 --> 00:08:14,277 To a lumber jack? 163 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:20,448 You're starting to scare the kids. 164 00:08:20,483 --> 00:08:21,682 Kids? 165 00:08:25,789 --> 00:08:29,257 Mom. Sorry. Dad told me not to pack it too tight. 166 00:08:29,292 --> 00:08:30,423 Mom? 167 00:08:30,458 --> 00:08:31,357 Yeah. 168 00:08:31,626 --> 00:08:33,559 Ok. This is hilarious. 169 00:08:33,594 --> 00:08:34,960 Crew prank right? 170 00:08:36,330 --> 00:08:39,899 Trying to punish me by giving me "It's a wonderful life". 171 00:08:39,934 --> 00:08:45,736 Complete with that corny modern really really photogenic family. 172 00:08:46,138 --> 00:08:50,674 You guys are good! Let me see you. Wow! You even look like a real brother and sister. 173 00:08:50,709 --> 00:08:52,309 Who's your agent? 174 00:08:55,045 --> 00:08:55,811 Ok? 175 00:08:56,713 --> 00:08:58,213 This is obviously all fake. 176 00:09:00,517 --> 00:09:07,454 Um, this is actual snow. We don't have the money for actual snow. 177 00:09:07,489 --> 00:09:10,089 Christmas is not for the elves! 178 00:09:13,728 --> 00:09:14,661 Hoora? 179 00:09:17,564 --> 00:09:18,796 It's an episode. 180 00:09:18,832 --> 00:09:20,665 Penny! Where is Penny? 181 00:09:20,700 --> 00:09:22,133 Is mom gonna be ok? 182 00:09:22,168 --> 00:09:24,936 Yeah Teddy. She's gonna be fine. 183 00:09:24,971 --> 00:09:26,704 Mia why don't you take your brother home? 184 00:09:26,739 --> 00:09:27,972 I'll be there in a second. 185 00:09:29,175 --> 00:09:30,239 Meg! 186 00:09:31,709 --> 00:09:32,741 Thanks Doc! 187 00:09:35,713 --> 00:09:37,513 Officer! 188 00:09:37,548 --> 00:09:39,548 Office thank goodness you're here. I need to report a potential kidnapping. 189 00:09:39,584 --> 00:09:42,783 This gentlemen right here is trying to take me against my will and I'm pretty sure- 190 00:09:42,818 --> 00:09:44,551 What? 191 00:09:44,587 --> 00:09:45,018 he drugged me because I have no idea where I am or who I am right now. 192 00:09:45,054 --> 00:09:46,353 Baby no! 193 00:09:46,388 --> 00:09:48,522 Yeah! He keeps calling baby and he thinks I'm his wife. 194 00:09:48,557 --> 00:09:49,289 - And we are not married. - You are my wife! 195 00:09:49,325 --> 00:09:49,890 I'm am not your wife. 196 00:09:49,925 --> 00:09:51,492 Problem Sir? 197 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,727 Oh you? 198 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:56,962 I should have known. 199 00:09:56,997 --> 00:10:00,232 Offir there is absolutely no problem ok? 200 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:03,301 We were having a snowball fight. My son dinged her in the head. 201 00:10:03,337 --> 00:10:05,702 She has a mid case of amnesia. That's what the doctor said. 202 00:10:05,737 --> 00:10:06,803 I got hit in the head. 203 00:10:06,838 --> 00:10:08,905 Exactly! Yes! You got hit in the head. 204 00:10:08,940 --> 00:10:13,209 You're at home in your tiny perfect town. 205 00:10:16,748 --> 00:10:18,145 I'm in my movie. 206 00:10:18,181 --> 00:10:19,881 Oh no. 207 00:10:19,916 --> 00:10:24,318 I'm in my F-. Standard and practices don't swear. Freaken' movie! 208 00:10:24,354 --> 00:10:25,920 You know what? 209 00:10:25,955 --> 00:10:27,088 Meg. 210 00:10:27,123 --> 00:10:28,890 You're absolutely right. 211 00:10:28,925 --> 00:10:31,223 You are in a movie. 212 00:10:31,259 --> 00:10:35,060 And this right here. This is a set! 213 00:10:35,296 --> 00:10:36,695 Guess what? 214 00:10:36,731 --> 00:10:38,430 The camera is in the truck. 215 00:10:38,466 --> 00:10:41,332 So baby why don't we head towards the truck where the camera is. 216 00:10:41,368 --> 00:10:43,166 This is amazing. 217 00:10:43,202 --> 00:10:44,268 Roll sound! 218 00:10:44,303 --> 00:10:46,503 Wow! I even got the clock tower right. 219 00:10:46,539 --> 00:10:47,371 uh huh. 220 00:10:47,406 --> 00:10:48,438 This is like my snow globe. 221 00:10:48,474 --> 00:10:49,706 Yeah. 222 00:10:49,742 --> 00:10:52,009 Just brought on by stress and energy drinks. 223 00:10:52,044 --> 00:10:53,909 This just feels so real. 224 00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:56,177 Yeah. Get in the truck. 225 00:10:56,213 --> 00:10:58,313 Ok. Yeah. 226 00:11:00,150 --> 00:11:01,917 Oh god she lost her mind. 227 00:11:17,397 --> 00:11:20,531 I'm going to fix you a drink. 228 00:11:20,567 --> 00:11:22,033 Ok. 229 00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,402 Whoa. 230 00:11:29,674 --> 00:11:35,144 What? Eggnog? Are you keeping me. That stuff has a squintilian calories per sip. 231 00:11:35,179 --> 00:11:37,046 Just the way you like it. 232 00:11:37,248 --> 00:11:41,016 Full cream. Extra nutmeg. 233 00:11:41,218 --> 00:11:42,449 To you. 234 00:11:43,752 --> 00:11:49,489 Oh. I just have to keep asking myself. WWMOD. 235 00:11:49,525 --> 00:11:50,824 What's that? 236 00:11:50,859 --> 00:11:52,292 What Would Marie Osmond Do. 237 00:11:52,328 --> 00:11:53,725 Oh. Gotcha. 238 00:11:54,294 --> 00:11:55,260 To us! 239 00:11:58,865 --> 00:12:00,799 Mmmm. 240 00:12:00,834 --> 00:12:02,767 Dream food has no calories! 241 00:12:04,838 --> 00:12:05,668 Show me more. 242 00:12:05,704 --> 00:12:07,103 Absolutely. Follow me this way. 243 00:12:07,138 --> 00:12:10,573 A little bit of paradise. My mom use to call it "Landover". 244 00:12:10,609 --> 00:12:13,977 Whoa! It's beautiful. 245 00:12:14,346 --> 00:12:16,679 ...Mom. Dad. You're home. 246 00:12:16,715 --> 00:12:19,780 Oh! It's our beautiful kids. 247 00:12:19,816 --> 00:12:22,316 Hey! Come over here. 248 00:12:22,352 --> 00:12:24,885 Oh my goodness. 249 00:12:25,188 --> 00:12:26,554 Let me look at you. 250 00:12:27,190 --> 00:12:28,255 Wow! 251 00:12:28,291 --> 00:12:30,489 You're perfect. 252 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:36,295 This is the best concussion ever. 253 00:12:36,330 --> 00:12:37,162 Snow ball fight! 254 00:12:37,198 --> 00:12:37,763 Yay! 255 00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:39,498 No! No no no no! 256 00:12:39,533 --> 00:12:40,899 No no! 257 00:12:40,935 --> 00:12:44,301 Baby 20 minutes ago you didn't remember their names. 258 00:12:44,336 --> 00:12:45,769 Well... 259 00:12:45,804 --> 00:12:48,739 So maybe we should start easy. 260 00:12:50,075 --> 00:12:50,874 Snowman. 261 00:12:50,909 --> 00:12:51,341 Yeah! 262 00:12:51,377 --> 00:12:52,943 Snowman! 263 00:12:52,978 --> 00:12:54,109 - Ok. - Alright. 264 00:12:54,144 --> 00:12:55,443 Snowman. 265 00:13:06,521 --> 00:13:10,523 Wow this a really nice dream. 266 00:13:12,894 --> 00:13:14,427 I don't want to wake up. 267 00:13:14,829 --> 00:13:16,195 So afraid this will end. 268 00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:21,332 You say that every night honey and, it never does. 269 00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:26,704 Get unr these... arms right there. 270 00:13:30,775 --> 00:13:33,542 Hey I remember what I use to call you. 271 00:13:33,577 --> 00:13:34,643 What? 272 00:13:34,679 --> 00:13:37,346 Show tune Ted. 273 00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:39,148 Cause you loved musical theater. 274 00:13:39,183 --> 00:13:41,050 I still love musical theater. 275 00:13:41,950 --> 00:13:43,450 I still love you. 276 00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:50,223 So this is what it would have been like. 277 00:13:50,693 --> 00:13:53,060 If i would have joined you on the train that day. 278 00:13:54,895 --> 00:13:55,894 Remember? 279 00:13:55,929 --> 00:13:57,362 uh-hm. 280 00:13:58,065 --> 00:14:00,699 You invited me to join you for Christmas. 281 00:14:02,436 --> 00:14:05,301 I was suppose to take the 3 o'clock train. 282 00:14:06,705 --> 00:14:10,339 But instead I backed out at the last minute. 283 00:14:11,743 --> 00:14:15,478 I had work so, I just didn't show. 284 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:19,413 But then you turned around and you came witme here. 285 00:14:23,553 --> 00:14:24,819 Wow. 286 00:14:25,621 --> 00:14:27,354 Can you imagine? 287 00:14:27,657 --> 00:14:29,056 I don't have to. 288 00:14:30,124 --> 00:14:30,823 Why? 289 00:14:30,858 --> 00:14:32,558 Because you're here. 290 00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:37,930 You chose to be here. You chose to be with me. 291 00:14:39,834 --> 00:14:41,498 You're gonna remember that. 292 00:14:43,135 --> 00:14:44,768 What if I don't? 293 00:14:46,271 --> 00:14:50,207 They I will use every tool in my formatable arcinal to make sure 294 00:14:50,242 --> 00:14:53,109 that you fall in love with me all over again. 295 00:14:56,279 --> 00:14:58,413 It sure is a lovely dream. 296 00:15:04,254 --> 00:15:07,720 But every dream has to end sometime, right? 297 00:15:23,536 --> 00:15:26,737 Uh. Damn E train. 298 00:15:30,608 --> 00:15:31,640 E train? 299 00:15:34,011 --> 00:15:35,410 Ugh! 300 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:37,312 Reality. 301 00:15:39,183 --> 00:15:41,615 Where's my phone? I gotta call Penny. 302 00:15:41,850 --> 00:15:42,415 What's up babe? 303 00:15:45,621 --> 00:15:46,686 You're still here? 304 00:15:46,722 --> 00:15:48,755 Yeah I'm still here! I live here! 305 00:15:48,791 --> 00:15:49,990 I'm still here? 306 00:15:50,025 --> 00:15:51,958 Yeah baby you live here too. 307 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:54,793 What the? Meg! Meg! Wait! 308 00:15:57,798 --> 00:16:00,131 Oh this is no dream. 309 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,066 This is really happening. 310 00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:15,144 ing g out! Wait up Meg! Wake up! 311 00:16:19,415 --> 00:16:23,417 Alright Meg you are going to wake up. Right now! 312 00:16:24,554 --> 00:16:25,986 Ouch! 313 00:16:26,189 --> 00:16:27,922 Nothing is working! 314 00:16:28,124 --> 00:16:28,955 Mom! 315 00:16:28,990 --> 00:16:32,925 Oh! Tiny perfect children still. 316 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:33,625 Ok. 317 00:16:33,661 --> 00:16:35,627 - Perfect! - Right. 318 00:16:35,663 --> 00:16:39,031 Guys would you go upstairs and get ready for school ok? Come on. Chop chop let's go. 319 00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,465 Come on! 320 00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:41,631 Upstairs! 321 00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:43,867 Now baby- 322 00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:46,403 Stop calling me baby. 323 00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:47,437 Stop it. 324 00:16:47,472 --> 00:16:48,839 Ok. 325 00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:53,908 Megan I am going to go upstairs. 326 00:16:53,944 --> 00:16:59,480 And when I get up there I am going to get the kids ready for school. 327 00:16:59,516 --> 00:17:02,417 The slow talking is not working. 328 00:17:02,452 --> 00:17:05,251 Fine! But what I need you to do is relax. 329 00:17:05,286 --> 00:17:08,421 And I'm gonna go out and I'm gonna take the kids to school 330 00:17:08,456 --> 00:17:11,157 and then I'm get Doc Wilson alright? 331 00:17:11,192 --> 00:17:14,827 Now what I want you to do right now is sit down and just relax. 332 00:17:14,863 --> 00:17:15,928 Whoo! 333 00:17:15,964 --> 00:17:17,995 Rocking the rockin-There you go! 334 00:17:18,030 --> 00:17:19,096 There it is. 335 00:17:19,131 --> 00:17:21,131 Ok? Alright. 336 00:17:33,310 --> 00:17:36,111 Good afternoon Meg. See you at 337 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,482 Boss? You are here? 338 00:17:41,017 --> 00:17:42,949 I heard about the old concussion-rooney. 339 00:17:43,518 --> 00:17:46,052 I didn't even recognize you. You're actually happy! 340 00:17:46,521 --> 00:17:50,056 When you get to do what you love, how can you not be happy. 341 00:17:50,626 --> 00:17:53,124 Trains? You love trains? 342 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,959 Ever since I was a boy. 343 00:17:54,995 --> 00:17:57,161 So you hoping on Meg? 344 00:17:57,197 --> 00:17:59,731 Do you stop at Penn station? 345 00:17:59,766 --> 00:18:01,599 Just around the town, like always. 346 00:18:01,635 --> 00:18:02,967 Right. 347 00:18:10,975 --> 00:18:13,476 Ok. I'll find a way out of here. Ha ha! 348 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:19,680 Let's see. 349 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:25,252 - Ah! 350 00:18:25,454 --> 00:18:26,453 Hi. 351 00:18:26,489 --> 00:18:29,187 I'm just umm... 352 00:18:29,223 --> 00:18:30,689 Car trouble Meg? 353 00:18:30,724 --> 00:18:35,928 Yeah that's it. I... I don't remember where I put my key. 354 00:18:35,963 --> 00:18:38,497 Oh. I can help you with that. 355 00:18:39,566 --> 00:18:41,064 Sweet. 356 00:18:48,473 --> 00:18:50,373 Hang on. You're that extra. 357 00:18:51,243 --> 00:18:53,207 Extra? Extra what? 358 00:18:53,243 --> 00:18:55,410 Carl? 359 00:19:01,184 --> 00:19:01,849 What? 360 00:19:02,686 --> 00:19:03,885 Just checking your pupils. 361 00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:09,188 You know, you can't be too careful when you've had a concussion. 362 00:19:09,223 --> 00:19:14,360 Oh come on. What ever happen Doctor patient confidentiality in this town. 363 00:19:14,395 --> 00:19:16,395 Well here you go. 364 00:19:16,431 --> 00:19:18,028 Thank you. 365 00:19:19,765 --> 00:19:26,904 Remember Meg, Under the mat is where most people keep their keys. 366 00:19:26,939 --> 00:19:28,205 Copy that. 367 00:19:32,176 --> 00:19:33,775 Hello again Meg! 368 00:19:34,778 --> 00:19:36,745 Are you ready to finish Christmas shopping hun? 369 00:19:36,780 --> 00:19:38,080 Sure. 370 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,001 Excuse me? 371 00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:06,469 Yeah? 372 00:20:06,504 --> 00:20:08,270 I need to use this road. 373 00:20:08,306 --> 00:20:09,205 Can't. 374 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:10,339 Why is that? 375 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:13,175 There's a blizzard coming. Not safe. 376 00:20:13,211 --> 00:20:14,010 Uh huh. 377 00:20:14,045 --> 00:20:15,611 And how am I suppose to... 378 00:20:15,646 --> 00:20:17,511 You want my takeon things? 379 00:20:17,546 --> 00:20:19,880 Does it really matter if I do or not? 380 00:20:19,915 --> 00:20:24,685 Everything you need is right here. 381 00:20:36,930 --> 00:20:38,397 Eh perfectly normal. 382 00:20:38,432 --> 00:20:40,698 There's nothing physically wrong with you. 383 00:20:40,733 --> 00:20:42,365 See I told you. 384 00:20:42,401 --> 00:20:47,303 And you... house call. You're so cliché I'm mad at my brain right now. 385 00:20:47,339 --> 00:20:49,272 So Doc how long will this episode gonna last for? 386 00:20:49,307 --> 00:20:55,243 Oh these delusions are usually short-lived. At least that's what all the books say. 387 00:20:55,278 --> 00:21:00,214 She'll see something for example and all of a sudden 388 00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:01,315 Memory. 389 00:21:01,351 --> 00:21:03,885 You know? Just takes the right trigger. 390 00:21:18,097 --> 00:21:20,464 Pull the trigger. 391 00:21:20,499 --> 00:21:25,335 Just a short sharp shock. And then... 392 00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:26,703 Meg? 393 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:28,638 Meg! 394 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:46,419 Hey. 395 00:21:47,956 --> 00:21:48,822 Oh. 396 00:21:49,024 --> 00:21:50,156 Hello. 397 00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:53,825 Can I ask you something? 398 00:21:53,860 --> 00:21:56,661 Given you're the personification of a deep physical trauma 399 00:21:56,696 --> 00:22:01,833 and/or my psychotic break, knock yourself out. 400 00:22:01,868 --> 00:22:04,001 What's your hurry? 401 00:22:04,037 --> 00:22:05,701 I have things. 402 00:22:08,206 --> 00:22:09,271 What? 403 00:22:09,307 --> 00:22:11,040 Are you so sure? 404 00:22:11,075 --> 00:22:17,778 OK cryptic omnipresent ghost angel. Empart upon me your whimsical truth. 405 00:22:17,813 --> 00:22:20,914 What if this is your real life? 406 00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:24,384 What? I'm sorry that's all? 407 00:22:24,420 --> 00:22:26,420 That's it. 408 00:22:27,056 --> 00:22:28,554 Later alligator. 409 00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:31,056 After a while you crock of sh... 410 00:22:31,091 --> 00:22:33,358 - It's a Christmas Miracle! - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 411 00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:35,193 You're alright? You're alright? 412 00:22:35,229 --> 00:22:38,797 That's me. I am alright. 413 00:22:43,368 --> 00:22:43,833 I got an idea. 414 00:22:43,869 --> 00:22:44,667 Yeah? 415 00:22:44,703 --> 00:22:46,169 Yeah. 416 00:22:46,204 --> 00:22:47,370 Come with me. 417 00:22:52,742 --> 00:22:54,442 Alright keep your eyes closed. 418 00:22:54,644 --> 00:22:57,044 Don't open them until I say now alright? 419 00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:57,912 OK. 420 00:22:57,947 --> 00:22:59,647 Don't open them until I say now. 421 00:23:02,218 --> 00:23:03,117 Now. 422 00:23:07,054 --> 00:23:07,853 Ah. 423 00:23:07,889 --> 00:23:09,655 Initials? 424 00:23:10,091 --> 00:23:13,392 That's some how suppose to fix everything? 425 00:23:13,728 --> 00:23:15,060 These are our initials. 426 00:23:15,096 --> 00:23:16,594 Ooh. 427 00:23:16,630 --> 00:23:19,663 Look around. Babe this is the place where I proposed to you. 428 00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:22,232 Yeah and... 429 00:23:23,802 --> 00:23:25,502 Where you said yes. 430 00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:28,937 Ok. 431 00:23:28,972 --> 00:23:30,372 You got to remember some of it. 432 00:23:30,407 --> 00:23:31,673 I think you are just miss understanding. It just that you 433 00:23:31,708 --> 00:23:40,048 acting exactly someone or something that I wrote. 434 00:23:40,083 --> 00:23:44,317 The crazy thing is just way too perfect. 435 00:23:45,954 --> 00:23:48,021 You don't say it like a compliment. 436 00:23:48,056 --> 00:23:49,455 It's not. 437 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,360 How is that suppose to make me feel? 438 00:23:57,797 --> 00:24:02,099 I'm sorry. I'm sure you are a really nice guy. 439 00:24:02,135 --> 00:24:03,734 But? 440 00:24:03,770 --> 00:24:07,636 But, I don't belong here. 441 00:24:08,639 --> 00:24:12,208 You know what? You are here. 442 00:24:13,277 --> 00:24:17,878 So maybe it's time that you realize that you are a little perfect too. 443 00:24:18,614 --> 00:24:21,915 Hang on a second that was supposed to be charming wasn't it? 444 00:24:21,951 --> 00:24:23,717 A little bit. 445 00:24:24,186 --> 00:24:28,421 Well you my friend, you are in need of a rewrite. 446 00:24:28,456 --> 00:24:29,888 Just saying. 447 00:24:29,923 --> 00:24:31,189 I bet you remember this! 448 00:24:31,225 --> 00:24:33,825 Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock! 449 00:24:35,195 --> 00:24:37,662 From the chip chippy chopper on my big black block. 450 00:24:39,633 --> 00:24:41,898 What's that? 451 00:24:41,933 --> 00:24:45,268 College? It's the show we did in college. Don't you remember? 452 00:24:45,303 --> 00:24:46,436 uh uh. 453 00:24:46,471 --> 00:24:47,870 Gilbert & Sullivan. 454 00:24:48,306 --> 00:24:50,006 Gilbert & Sullivan. 455 00:24:50,041 --> 00:24:53,040 Gilbert & Sullivan. Gilbert... ok. 456 00:24:57,013 --> 00:24:58,913 Show tunes Ted. 457 00:25:19,398 --> 00:25:20,464 Hey Meg. 458 00:25:20,499 --> 00:25:22,699 Mr. Barnes? 459 00:25:23,035 --> 00:25:26,103 We know each other better than that. Call me "Old Man Barnes". 460 00:25:26,138 --> 00:25:30,272 Like in an episode of Scooby-Doo. 461 00:25:30,307 --> 00:25:31,439 Ok. 462 00:25:34,011 --> 00:25:37,646 Hear you had quite a nasty spill. You alright? 463 00:25:37,681 --> 00:25:39,681 Yeah I'm good. 464 00:25:41,349 --> 00:25:42,415 Hey. 465 00:25:43,852 --> 00:25:47,487 If I tell you something can you promise to keep a secret? 466 00:25:51,526 --> 00:25:54,058 I am like crazy lost. 467 00:25:55,094 --> 00:25:56,961 Where do you want to go? 468 00:25:57,397 --> 00:25:59,463 Oh, it's not the question of the day. 469 00:25:59,732 --> 00:26:04,035 No the question of the day is, Do you want help to find you way? 470 00:26:04,070 --> 00:26:11,573 Yes I do. But I also do not want you to tell my Ted. I mean, my husband. 471 00:26:12,743 --> 00:26:13,776 Alrighty. 472 00:26:17,079 --> 00:26:21,715 If you follow this path. Cut through there and basically you're downtown. 473 00:26:22,117 --> 00:26:23,216 Sounds good. 474 00:26:23,252 --> 00:26:24,384 Thank you. 475 00:26:26,588 --> 00:26:27,487 Hey. 476 00:26:27,690 --> 00:26:28,753 Yes? 477 00:26:30,090 --> 00:26:31,990 You realize you are sitting on a fortune here right? 478 00:26:32,025 --> 00:26:33,758 What do you mean? 479 00:26:33,794 --> 00:26:36,428 Well this. This is what everybody wants. 480 00:26:36,463 --> 00:26:38,863 The dream of wonderland. 481 00:26:38,899 --> 00:26:43,933 You have any idea how hard I work every year to capture this exact feeling? 482 00:26:43,968 --> 00:26:46,202 At the pageant? 483 00:26:46,237 --> 00:26:47,470 Exactly. 484 00:26:48,873 --> 00:26:50,473 That's right. The pageant. 485 00:26:50,809 --> 00:26:52,940 Anyway, I'm just saying. 486 00:26:53,476 --> 00:26:54,775 Do something with it. 487 00:26:54,811 --> 00:26:56,243 Make a fortune. 488 00:26:58,314 --> 00:27:02,483 The forest is the heart of the town. 489 00:27:02,685 --> 00:27:06,185 As long as there's a pulse in my chest that will never happen. 490 00:27:15,262 --> 00:27:16,227 Found you. 491 00:27:16,262 --> 00:27:17,828 I guess you did. 492 00:27:21,233 --> 00:27:23,133 And now we're back in civilization. 493 00:27:23,168 --> 00:27:24,468 Adjacent. 494 00:27:45,487 --> 00:27:47,019 Wow. 495 00:27:47,622 --> 00:27:48,621 What? 496 00:27:50,058 --> 00:27:52,723 These majors are exquisite. They're all hand painted. 497 00:27:52,759 --> 00:27:56,127 Just like your grandpa use to make right? 498 00:27:56,162 --> 00:27:57,395 That's right. 499 00:27:59,832 --> 00:28:01,632 Don't look at me like that. 500 00:28:01,667 --> 00:28:02,500 Like what? 501 00:28:02,535 --> 00:28:04,533 Like I don't know you. Alright. 502 00:28:04,568 --> 00:28:09,104 You may not know me but believe you missy, I've been to the circus and seen the show. 503 00:28:09,140 --> 00:28:10,072 The whole show? 504 00:28:10,107 --> 00:28:11,507 All three rings. 505 00:28:11,542 --> 00:28:15,277 Alright. What street does my mom live on? 506 00:28:15,312 --> 00:28:16,810 I'm not playing this game. 507 00:28:16,845 --> 00:28:17,711 What game? 508 00:28:17,746 --> 00:28:19,246 I'm not playing quiz kid Ted. 509 00:28:19,281 --> 00:28:22,249 Why now? If you did you could prove to me that you're real. 510 00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:26,286 Except if I'm a figment of your imagination, wouldn't I know everything you know? 511 00:28:26,321 --> 00:28:29,254 So me telling you wouldn't prove anything. 512 00:28:29,289 --> 00:28:30,422 It's a fallacy. 513 00:28:30,457 --> 00:28:32,290 An Argument from innocence. 514 00:28:32,325 --> 00:28:33,591 What does that mean? 515 00:28:33,627 --> 00:28:35,693 - Oh you don't know what that means? - No. 516 00:28:35,729 --> 00:28:39,931 That's because in college I took debate and you didn't. 517 00:28:39,966 --> 00:28:42,532 Which means I know something you don't. 518 00:28:42,567 --> 00:28:47,670 Which is impossible. Unless... I'm real. 519 00:28:48,039 --> 00:28:52,340 Woooo! 520 00:28:52,376 --> 00:28:53,974 See that right there? That's my real dance. 521 00:28:54,010 --> 00:28:55,643 That's nice. 522 00:28:55,678 --> 00:28:58,045 Let me do. Let me do let me finish it off. Let me finish it off. 523 00:28:58,080 --> 00:28:59,580 Work it out. Alright I'm good. 524 00:28:59,782 --> 00:29:01,682 Ok point Ted. 525 00:29:01,717 --> 00:29:02,316 Alright. 526 00:29:02,351 --> 00:29:03,017 Yes. 527 00:29:03,052 --> 00:29:04,483 Looser buys lunch. 528 00:29:04,518 --> 00:29:05,517 I don't have any money. 529 00:29:05,553 --> 00:29:07,085 Check your back pocket. 530 00:29:07,521 --> 00:29:08,353 Go on. 531 00:29:09,824 --> 00:29:13,358 Oh what the? What the? That's because we share a wallet. 532 00:29:13,394 --> 00:29:16,294 Yeah. My wife hates purses. 533 00:29:20,165 --> 00:29:21,898 That was your brain. Brain blowing. 534 00:29:21,934 --> 00:29:22,766 I got it. 535 00:29:22,801 --> 00:29:24,568 I blew your mind you get it? 536 00:29:24,603 --> 00:29:28,436 - I get it. Yeah mind blown. - Ok. Just saying. You got amnesia. 537 00:29:28,839 --> 00:29:31,906 And here's your extra large rice pudding. 538 00:29:31,942 --> 00:29:32,607 Yay! 539 00:29:32,642 --> 00:29:33,808 And your pancakes. 540 00:29:33,844 --> 00:29:35,643 Oh Oh. 541 00:29:35,946 --> 00:29:37,245 This is all so amazing. 542 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:40,546 I'll be back with your griddled cheese and your BLT. 543 00:29:40,582 --> 00:29:41,280 Mmm extra B. 544 00:29:41,316 --> 00:29:43,082 Extra B. I remember. 545 00:29:43,117 --> 00:29:44,150 Thank you. 546 00:29:45,787 --> 00:29:47,820 You do realize I'm humoring you right now? 547 00:29:47,856 --> 00:29:52,090 Hey buddy you opened pandora's box with that eggnog. 548 00:29:52,525 --> 00:29:54,458 What's the deal with that clock over there? 549 00:29:56,696 --> 00:29:59,096 Every time I look at it it says 2:59. 550 00:29:59,732 --> 00:30:01,365 It's right twice a day. 551 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,433 The weird thing is that that's the exact time I had my accident. 552 00:30:05,769 --> 00:30:08,403 I'm just waiting for you to try the rice pudding. 553 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:13,208 Mmm. It's really really good. 554 00:30:13,244 --> 00:30:17,844 You know that very rice pudding was your favorite food when you were pregnat with Teddy Jr. 555 00:30:19,281 --> 00:30:21,081 You couldn't get enough of it. You use to send me at all 556 00:30:21,116 --> 00:30:23,650 hours of the night to get that for you. 557 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:26,987 You remember? 558 00:30:27,256 --> 00:30:29,120 Sorry I don't remember. 559 00:30:29,422 --> 00:30:30,955 Nope I do not. 560 00:30:35,428 --> 00:30:36,494 So... 561 00:30:38,632 --> 00:30:44,634 I just want to be super clear ok? I don't remember anything about our married life together. 562 00:30:44,669 --> 00:30:48,137 And I will never remember anything about our married life together because 563 00:30:48,172 --> 00:30:52,940 we don't have, in fact we never had a married life together. 564 00:30:52,975 --> 00:30:59,346 So all these adorable little reminds and... 565 00:30:59,949 --> 00:31:03,918 perfect may I add reminds. It's just not working. 566 00:31:03,953 --> 00:31:08,086 OK. I too want to be perfectly clear. 567 00:31:08,122 --> 00:31:09,788 Umm... 568 00:31:12,426 --> 00:31:14,159 You are my wife. 569 00:31:15,296 --> 00:31:17,360 And you're the mother of our children. 570 00:31:19,197 --> 00:31:20,597 And every time you say you're not it's like a dagger through my heart. 571 00:31:20,632 --> 00:31:23,800 So whatever it is you got going on you gotta figure it out 572 00:31:23,835 --> 00:31:25,835 because I'm almost out of perfect. 573 00:31:26,371 --> 00:31:30,705 And I'm serious. If you have to pretend but... 574 00:31:31,141 --> 00:31:33,508 Don't do more damage then what you already have. 575 00:31:38,348 --> 00:31:39,681 Oh shoot. 576 00:31:40,149 --> 00:31:42,014 That man is looking for his car. 577 00:31:42,050 --> 00:31:46,152 Which is all the way out in bumplefudge. 578 00:31:48,289 --> 00:31:49,989 That's my Eric! 579 00:31:51,459 --> 00:31:52,690 Your Eric. 580 00:31:53,859 --> 00:31:54,825 Eric! 581 00:31:55,628 --> 00:31:56,527 Aah! 582 00:31:56,562 --> 00:31:57,928 Megan! 583 00:31:58,364 --> 00:32:00,497 You didn't go to Vegas. 584 00:32:00,533 --> 00:32:01,999 No? 585 00:32:02,034 --> 00:32:05,167 Eric if you are in on all of this I have taken it in, and 586 00:32:05,202 --> 00:32:10,072 I've found my ability to forgive but mostly I am so happy to see you. 587 00:32:11,175 --> 00:32:14,676 Well I would be happy to see my car. I think someone stole it. 588 00:32:14,712 --> 00:32:17,210 Oh that was your car? No no I took it. 589 00:32:17,245 --> 00:32:19,279 You stole my car? 590 00:32:19,314 --> 00:32:21,481 Well I borrowed it. 591 00:32:21,516 --> 00:32:25,852 But Eric listen to me I, I respect your intentions but 592 00:32:25,887 --> 00:32:29,721 I am filled with gratitude that we are both stuck here together 593 00:32:29,756 --> 00:32:31,189 in this crazy town. 594 00:32:31,224 --> 00:32:36,594 Well I'm stuck here cause you stole my car. 595 00:32:36,796 --> 00:32:38,763 It must have been a heck of a concussion. 596 00:32:39,165 --> 00:32:42,264 Eric please tell me you remember our life together? 597 00:32:44,102 --> 00:32:44,533 Honey? 598 00:32:44,569 --> 00:32:45,001 Ted. 599 00:32:45,036 --> 00:32:46,235 Hey. 600 00:32:46,270 --> 00:32:47,403 I expect you to make this car thing right. 601 00:32:47,438 --> 00:32:50,006 Absolutely. All the free firewood you want. 602 00:32:50,041 --> 00:32:52,040 You two know each other? 603 00:32:52,075 --> 00:32:55,175 You know I rather have your house. My offer still stands. 604 00:32:55,211 --> 00:32:57,878 Like I said, It's not for sale Mayor. 605 00:32:57,913 --> 00:32:58,712 Mayor? 606 00:32:58,748 --> 00:33:00,214 Eric the Mayor? 607 00:33:00,249 --> 00:33:04,216 Yes and unfortunately I have a city counsel meeting to get to. 608 00:33:04,251 --> 00:33:05,717 I guess I have to walk. 609 00:33:05,753 --> 00:33:07,519 Sorry about that. 610 00:33:07,554 --> 00:33:10,722 See you two at the festival committee meeting huh. 611 00:33:12,126 --> 00:33:13,291 Really sorry about that. 612 00:33:14,028 --> 00:33:15,460 We'll get your car back to you. 613 00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:20,030 He didn't even wave. 614 00:33:20,065 --> 00:33:21,097 Huh? What? 615 00:33:21,133 --> 00:33:23,066 He didn't wave goodbye. 616 00:33:24,703 --> 00:33:26,169 Ok I'll be right there! 617 00:33:26,204 --> 00:33:29,003 Honey I gotta pay the tab that we ran out on. Please don't- 618 00:33:29,039 --> 00:33:32,674 Oh no! You've gone crazy again. Don't go crazy. 619 00:33:32,709 --> 00:33:35,009 Don't cry first of all. Don't cry. 620 00:33:35,045 --> 00:33:37,345 Second don't steal anything. 621 00:33:37,380 --> 00:33:39,414 Third, try not to act crazy. 622 00:33:41,549 --> 00:33:44,650 Well, I guess i might as well just give up. 623 00:33:51,992 --> 00:33:53,157 Unless. 624 00:33:54,894 --> 00:33:57,261 Wait she said everything I need is right here. That's what she meant. 625 00:33:57,296 --> 00:33:58,729 Hmm? 626 00:33:58,764 --> 00:34:02,433 Ted, what did Eric just say about doing a festival meeting? 627 00:34:02,468 --> 00:34:04,599 Yeah, we do the pageant every year. 628 00:34:04,635 --> 00:34:10,639 Oh! That is the perfect opportunity to work on our relationship. 629 00:34:11,909 --> 00:34:14,743 Absolutely baby. It will be just like College. 630 00:34:14,778 --> 00:34:16,710 Red and Ginger all over again. 631 00:34:16,745 --> 00:34:20,780 Yeah that's - that's right. Show tune Ted. 632 00:34:20,816 --> 00:34:23,249 More like Show tune Ted. 633 00:34:23,285 --> 00:34:24,918 ♪ He's got shows tunes he's go... ♪ 634 00:34:24,953 --> 00:34:25,685 I get the point. 635 00:34:25,721 --> 00:34:26,886 - Alright. - Thank You. 636 00:34:36,463 --> 00:34:37,195 Meg. 637 00:34:38,398 --> 00:34:39,731 Honey we are gonna run the show from the top ok? 638 00:34:39,765 --> 00:34:43,733 Ok I'll be right there, I'm just gonna grab an eggnog. 639 00:34:44,001 --> 00:34:46,001 Nog it up like I do. 640 00:34:46,037 --> 00:34:47,436 Ok. 641 00:34:48,439 --> 00:34:50,840 Hello. Mayor Eric. 642 00:34:50,875 --> 00:34:52,006 Megan. 643 00:34:53,943 --> 00:34:56,009 There we go. Alright so gonna draw straws and that's how we'll hand out parts ok? 644 00:34:56,045 --> 00:34:57,277 So everybody grab a straw. 645 00:34:59,448 --> 00:35:04,850 I just stopped by to tell you that we just don't have wiggle room for the costumes this year. 646 00:35:04,885 --> 00:35:06,451 But you can sow right? 647 00:35:06,487 --> 00:35:08,620 Uh yeah you bet. 648 00:35:08,655 --> 00:35:10,756 Christmas is not for the elves. 649 00:35:12,893 --> 00:35:14,893 What does that even mean? 650 00:35:14,928 --> 00:35:21,231 Oh, You know just that it's the elves job to make Christmas special for everyone else. 651 00:35:21,433 --> 00:35:23,299 There just not enough money in the budget. 652 00:35:23,969 --> 00:35:25,702 There is never enough money. 653 00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:29,203 Um Eric? 654 00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:34,776 Um you know I've been thinking about some ideas of how the town could make some money. 655 00:35:34,811 --> 00:35:35,476 Oh yeah? 656 00:35:35,512 --> 00:35:36,511 uh huh. 657 00:35:36,546 --> 00:35:38,546 Go on. 658 00:35:38,581 --> 00:35:42,448 I means If this were the city you could put up all these contradicting conflicting 659 00:35:42,483 --> 00:35:46,051 street signs and then give out a whole bunch of parking tickets. 660 00:35:46,087 --> 00:35:48,287 You know what, that is actually a good Idea. 661 00:35:48,322 --> 00:35:54,391 Yeah? Well I'm full of good ideas for how the town can raise funds. 662 00:35:54,426 --> 00:35:55,559 Oh yeah? Like what? 663 00:35:55,594 --> 00:35:56,894 How about the woods? 664 00:35:56,929 --> 00:36:00,030 I mean they're beautiful but they're just so big. 665 00:36:00,065 --> 00:36:02,800 You can certainly develop part of them. 666 00:36:04,034 --> 00:36:06,134 Like a country club. 667 00:36:06,170 --> 00:36:07,502 Yeah exactly! 668 00:36:07,538 --> 00:36:12,507 Maybe some ski lifts. parking lots. Power. Water. 669 00:36:12,543 --> 00:36:16,176 You'd have to bulldoze about half. Maybe 3/4 of it. 670 00:36:16,211 --> 00:36:19,779 Well that might be a little ambitious. 671 00:36:20,215 --> 00:36:26,252 You know, I have to admit. I am seeing you through completely new eyes right now. 672 00:36:26,288 --> 00:36:27,653 Oh yeah? 673 00:36:31,858 --> 00:36:34,592 We should talk over lunch about your ideas. 674 00:36:36,229 --> 00:36:36,994 Action. 675 00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:43,532 There is no room in this inn. 676 00:36:45,770 --> 00:36:47,469 Very good. 677 00:36:48,472 --> 00:36:49,071 What? 678 00:36:49,106 --> 00:36:50,973 Huh? Nothing. 679 00:36:52,842 --> 00:36:54,408 If you have something to say you should go up there and say it. Go for yours. 680 00:36:54,443 --> 00:36:55,209 Really? 681 00:36:55,244 --> 00:36:56,677 - Go for yours. - Alright. 682 00:36:56,712 --> 00:36:57,878 Talent! 683 00:36:58,981 --> 00:37:01,315 I was just kidding but ok. 684 00:37:01,517 --> 00:37:02,850 I have an idea. 685 00:37:02,885 --> 00:37:06,084 Starting tomorrow we're gonna change things up a bit. 686 00:37:06,119 --> 00:37:10,222 No more picking actors by drawn straws. We are gonna do actual auditions. 687 00:37:10,257 --> 00:37:12,691 I would like all of you to come in tomorrow morning having 688 00:37:12,726 --> 00:37:16,226 prepared 2 paged dramatic monologues. 689 00:37:17,229 --> 00:37:19,028 Um, what is a monologue? 690 00:37:19,998 --> 00:37:21,664 Google it. 691 00:37:22,968 --> 00:37:24,200 No Google? 692 00:37:24,402 --> 00:37:25,435 No. 693 00:37:25,470 --> 00:37:26,402 Library? 694 00:37:27,305 --> 00:37:29,136 Alright library it. 695 00:37:29,172 --> 00:37:30,972 Come ready to dance. 696 00:37:31,007 --> 00:37:33,241 I like that you are changing things up a little bit. 697 00:37:33,276 --> 00:37:34,108 Thank you. 698 00:37:34,143 --> 00:37:34,709 You know what I really like? 699 00:37:34,744 --> 00:37:35,443 What's that? 700 00:37:35,478 --> 00:37:36,978 The dance. Give me some. 701 00:37:37,013 --> 00:37:38,546 Oh oh! Hello! 702 00:37:40,248 --> 00:37:41,614 Somebody's got her mojo back. 703 00:37:41,649 --> 00:37:42,648 I yes. 704 00:37:42,683 --> 00:37:44,016 - Yeah! - I do. 705 00:37:44,051 --> 00:37:46,552 Back in college we use to shake it on the dance floor. 706 00:37:46,587 --> 00:37:47,553 Don't there's kids aund. 707 00:37:47,588 --> 00:37:48,587 Shake itrom behind. 708 00:37:48,623 --> 00:37:50,322 Ok kids here. 709 00:37:50,358 --> 00:37:51,156 That's right. 710 00:37:51,192 --> 00:37:52,890 Let's get some work done. 711 00:37:53,192 --> 00:37:55,225 They know how they go here don't they? 712 00:37:55,261 --> 00:37:56,393 I don't know. 713 00:37:57,630 --> 00:37:59,229 So when are we gonna get a tree? 714 00:37:59,265 --> 00:38:01,164 Not today. We have a show to rewrite. 715 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,633 But it's almost Christmas. 716 00:38:02,668 --> 00:38:03,766 Well. 717 00:38:03,801 --> 00:38:05,267 Meg. Ted. 718 00:38:05,302 --> 00:38:06,101 Hey. 719 00:38:06,870 --> 00:38:08,069 Mr. Blevin. 720 00:38:09,373 --> 00:38:10,672 Have you seen our new trees? Just got them in. 721 00:38:10,707 --> 00:38:12,841 You know our tradition. We cut one. We plant one. 722 00:38:12,876 --> 00:38:14,242 That's right. 723 00:38:14,611 --> 00:38:16,075 Do you have trees like this? 724 00:38:16,111 --> 00:38:18,244 Oh I love this. 725 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,113 That is kitchy. 726 00:38:21,650 --> 00:38:22,849 Consider my gift to you. 727 00:38:22,884 --> 00:38:24,317 Oh wow. 728 00:38:24,352 --> 00:38:27,387 Are you serious? Thank you so much. 729 00:38:27,588 --> 00:38:29,153 Just remember my son Lyn. 730 00:38:29,188 --> 00:38:31,622 He's auditioning tomorrow. He's very talented. 731 00:38:31,658 --> 00:38:33,291 I will be sure to keep out my eye out for him. 732 00:38:33,326 --> 00:38:37,295 And I will let you know as soon as AD space goes on sale for our program. 733 00:38:37,330 --> 00:38:42,264 I'm picturing a colorful, full page spread for your shop. 734 00:38:43,034 --> 00:38:44,934 Baby we don't have programs. 735 00:38:44,969 --> 00:38:46,969 We will. 736 00:38:47,004 --> 00:38:50,372 Leave it to me and we're gonna have programs, flyers, tweets, blogs, social network. 737 00:38:50,408 --> 00:38:51,773 Tweet and blogs? 738 00:38:51,808 --> 00:38:53,206 Or just flyers. 739 00:38:53,242 --> 00:38:56,977 See Teddy it's perfect. We got a tree out of the deal too. 740 00:38:57,012 --> 00:38:58,178 Win Win. 741 00:38:58,213 --> 00:38:59,947 But it's not the same. 742 00:39:02,418 --> 00:39:03,383 Meg. 743 00:39:04,418 --> 00:39:05,583 This is pretty. 744 00:39:06,486 --> 00:39:07,786 If you like purple. 745 00:39:07,821 --> 00:39:09,154 And I do. 746 00:39:17,729 --> 00:39:19,195 - Hey. - You got a second? 747 00:39:19,230 --> 00:39:21,364 - Sure. - I want to show you something. 748 00:39:21,399 --> 00:39:22,765 - Ok. - Yeah. 749 00:39:31,074 --> 00:39:33,307 This is beautiful. You did this? 750 00:39:33,343 --> 00:39:35,576 Yeah. Just like our honeymoon. 751 00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:47,920 What's that? 752 00:39:47,955 --> 00:39:50,489 It's our song. 753 00:39:58,864 --> 00:40:00,364 - I can't. - Meg. 754 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,898 I can't I'm sorry. 755 00:40:03,934 --> 00:40:05,033 Come on. 756 00:40:05,068 --> 00:40:08,670 I'm not, I'm not your wife. 757 00:40:09,439 --> 00:40:11,439 And I'm not your Meg. 758 00:40:13,310 --> 00:40:16,609 I know you think I am. 759 00:40:16,644 --> 00:40:21,114 Touching me would be cheating on her. 760 00:40:21,149 --> 00:40:24,083 If you're not my wife where is my wife? 761 00:40:24,119 --> 00:40:26,219 I don't know. 762 00:40:26,454 --> 00:40:29,587 But I do know i'm not her. 763 00:40:29,622 --> 00:40:32,189 Ok? 764 00:40:32,225 --> 00:40:34,525 I'm sorry. I'll go sleep on theo 765 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:35,960 No. 766 00:40:38,097 --> 00:40:39,862 I know you're in there. 767 00:40:43,334 --> 00:40:46,802 Ok guys. Let's g 768 00:40:53,108 --> 00:40:58,912 lleveryoyone andnd welcocome t. [Cin 769 00:40:59,948 --> 00:41:02,582 I'm just gonna grab a bucket of nog. 770 00:41:04,851 --> 00:41:06,084 Don't hurt yourself. 771 00:41:09,956 --> 00:41:10,655 Hey. 772 00:41:12,125 --> 00:41:13,992 I need to talk to you about something really quick alright? 773 00:41:14,027 --> 00:41:17,560 I think it would make your mom really happy if you auditioned for the show. 774 00:41:19,764 --> 00:41:22,065 Can I get a real tree though? 775 00:41:27,704 --> 00:41:28,936 What did Eric want? 776 00:41:30,606 --> 00:41:34,075 Oh just wanted to remind us about the Christmas party tonight. 777 00:41:34,110 --> 00:41:35,910 So is Teddy gonna audition or what? 778 00:41:35,945 --> 00:41:39,579 I know I tried to convince him but uh, nope. 779 00:41:40,748 --> 00:41:41,613 Hmm. 780 00:41:41,649 --> 00:41:44,349 Ok Rose show us what you got. 781 00:41:44,552 --> 00:41:50,789 ♪ Silent night. Holy... ♪ 782 00:41:50,825 --> 00:41:53,857 ♪ Jingle all the way.. ♪ 783 00:41:53,892 --> 00:41:56,626 [Singing Off Key} ♪ Heavenly Peace ♪ 784 00:41:58,764 --> 00:42:01,398 ♪Hey♪ 785 00:42:03,068 --> 00:42:05,567 [Singing Off Key} ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪ 786 00:42:09,172 --> 00:42:11,406 Look at them they are just spinning on their toes. 787 00:42:11,808 --> 00:42:13,074 They are spinning on something. 788 00:42:18,413 --> 00:42:26,786 ♪ Singing ♪ 789 00:42:26,821 --> 00:42:27,785 Mom? 790 00:42:28,321 --> 00:42:29,086 Yeah? 791 00:42:29,322 --> 00:42:31,155 Do I have to sing? 792 00:42:31,757 --> 00:42:33,090 Do you want a part? 793 00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:35,259 But... 794 00:42:36,095 --> 00:42:38,562 I can't just give you a part. 795 00:42:38,598 --> 00:42:40,295 It doesn't work like that. 796 00:42:40,331 --> 00:42:42,798 You're just gonna have to try mama mia. 797 00:42:43,467 --> 00:42:46,235 Everyone lands somewhere. Just give it a shot. 798 00:43:07,154 --> 00:43:08,286 Are we ready? 799 00:43:10,390 --> 00:43:20,930 ♪ Silent night. Holy night. All has calm. All is bright. Ri... ♪ 800 00:43:20,965 --> 00:43:22,832 Please make it stop. 801 00:43:24,335 --> 00:43:26,035 Um honey. 802 00:43:26,571 --> 00:43:28,636 Good job. Thank you. 803 00:43:28,671 --> 00:43:30,371 Nice work Mia. 804 00:43:30,406 --> 00:43:31,639 Way way to hustle. 805 00:43:31,674 --> 00:43:32,973 Ok I think- 806 00:43:33,009 --> 00:43:34,775 There's just one more audition if you don't mind. 807 00:43:36,479 --> 00:43:39,312 - We're gonna look at cast list first. - Well we should let Mr. Barnes go. 808 00:43:39,347 --> 00:43:41,880 And how many years have you played Santa now? 809 00:43:41,916 --> 00:43:43,382 Everyone auditions. 810 00:43:43,617 --> 00:43:45,184 No gimmies. Thank you. 811 00:43:45,219 --> 00:43:46,818 Everyone auditions so... 812 00:43:46,854 --> 00:43:48,620 We can't wait to see. 813 00:43:48,656 --> 00:43:55,358 Twas a night before Christmas and all through the house. 814 00:43:59,097 --> 00:44:03,033 Sturing. Not e- 815 00:44:06,102 --> 00:44:09,170 Sorry. My throat- gets a little scratchy. 816 00:44:09,206 --> 00:44:11,206 Mr. Barnes I think we have heard enough. 817 00:44:11,241 --> 00:44:13,241 Thank you very much for coming in. 818 00:44:14,110 --> 00:44:16,475 Oh ok. Thank you. 819 00:44:23,518 --> 00:44:27,985 Ok I think we are ready to... post the cast list. 820 00:44:29,388 --> 00:44:29,987 Umm... yeah. 821 00:44:30,189 --> 00:44:32,556 Actually if it's ok. 822 00:44:35,795 --> 00:44:42,698 ♪ Singing Toyland ♪ 823 00:44:42,733 --> 00:44:44,032 He's really good. 824 00:44:44,068 --> 00:44:45,734 ♪ Singing Toyland ♪ 825 00:44:45,769 --> 00:44:47,436 What did you say to him? 826 00:44:47,471 --> 00:44:51,405 It's just a little trick I learned in College. 827 00:44:51,441 --> 00:44:52,772 What's that? 828 00:44:54,776 --> 00:44:58,445 If you ever want to land a woman like your mother some day best way to her heart is 829 00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:01,381 a snappy tune and some fancy foot work. 830 00:45:19,330 --> 00:45:23,766 I'll help you figure out what you're really good at ok? 831 00:45:24,002 --> 00:45:24,934 I promise. 832 00:45:28,337 --> 00:45:29,703 Ok everyone! 833 00:45:31,207 --> 00:45:32,406 Now you know what parts you're playing. Now get up on stage and 834 00:45:32,441 --> 00:45:35,242 try blocking before Ted and I have to go home. 835 00:45:35,745 --> 00:45:36,777 Things change. 836 00:45:39,613 --> 00:45:41,380 Come on. Places please. 837 00:45:47,688 --> 00:45:49,321 The ones they picked weren't that good? 838 00:45:49,356 --> 00:45:51,921 Some people just don't know talent when it bites them in the- 839 00:45:51,957 --> 00:45:55,425 Tell me about it. Picking your own kid to play Joseph. 840 00:45:56,428 --> 00:45:57,994 Merry Christmas gentlemen. 841 00:45:59,931 --> 00:46:02,632 See dad they have a real tree. 842 00:46:03,001 --> 00:46:06,267 Yeah I know buddy. We'll get one soon. 843 00:46:06,870 --> 00:46:07,902 Ok. 844 00:46:07,937 --> 00:46:09,304 You were amazing. 845 00:46:10,807 --> 00:46:13,441 Thanks. Now would you be a lamb and get me some more punch? 846 00:46:24,619 --> 00:46:25,685 Meg. 847 00:46:26,788 --> 00:46:27,985 Merry Christmas. 848 00:46:28,020 --> 00:46:29,320 Merry Christmas. 849 00:46:29,889 --> 00:46:32,423 I am really really glad you're here. 850 00:46:33,025 --> 00:46:34,358 I was thinking about what you said. 851 00:46:34,393 --> 00:46:36,927 You know about find a way? 852 00:46:36,962 --> 00:46:39,528 There's something about you that- 853 00:46:39,863 --> 00:46:41,096 Hey honey. 854 00:46:41,131 --> 00:46:42,431 Yeah? 855 00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:44,499 Have you seen mimi? Teddy Jr said she ran off crying. 856 00:46:44,535 --> 00:46:46,935 Mia locked herself in the den and won't come out. 857 00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:50,038 Baby open up. 858 00:46:50,074 --> 00:46:52,505 Go away. Leave me alone. 859 00:46:52,541 --> 00:46:54,641 Mia open the door. 860 00:46:57,379 --> 00:46:59,045 She doesn't want to. 861 00:47:15,060 --> 00:47:16,058 Ok. 862 00:47:16,294 --> 00:47:17,793 What's wrong sweety? 863 00:47:18,529 --> 00:47:20,196 I wanna die. 864 00:47:20,698 --> 00:47:23,132 People are treating me like I'm a total dork. 865 00:47:23,668 --> 00:47:25,234 Oh no. 866 00:47:25,770 --> 00:47:27,068 You're not a dork. 867 00:47:27,304 --> 00:47:28,469 Come here. 868 00:47:28,871 --> 00:47:29,837 Ok. 869 00:47:31,207 --> 00:47:32,039 Alright. 870 00:47:34,777 --> 00:47:37,845 When I was your age same exact thing happened to me. 871 00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:44,216 I auditioned for a play and they told me, and I quote "You have the worst singing voice 872 00:47:44,251 --> 00:47:46,651 I've ever heard in my whole life". 873 00:47:48,455 --> 00:47:49,721 Where they wrong? 874 00:47:49,757 --> 00:47:52,822 No they were not wrong. I sound like a dying cow. 875 00:47:52,858 --> 00:47:55,725 I was like ♪ Woooo woooo ♪ 876 00:48:00,365 --> 00:48:02,165 I'm not even exaggerating.. 877 00:48:03,234 --> 00:48:06,901 So what did you do? 878 00:48:06,936 --> 00:48:08,102 Well... 879 00:48:09,439 --> 00:48:11,406 I became the story teller. 880 00:48:12,909 --> 00:48:16,709 I became the one who decides where the story goes. 881 00:48:18,446 --> 00:48:19,278 Ok. 882 00:48:20,415 --> 00:48:21,947 I've got an idea. 883 00:48:28,087 --> 00:48:31,755 Allow me to introduce you to our new assistant producer. 884 00:48:31,991 --> 00:48:33,223 Congratulations sweetie. 885 00:48:33,259 --> 00:48:34,458 Thanks! 886 00:48:35,861 --> 00:48:36,527 I'm not gonna even let my kid audition next year. 887 00:48:36,562 --> 00:48:37,728 It's demoralizing. 888 00:48:37,763 --> 00:48:39,461 Why are you always trying to upstage me? 889 00:48:39,496 --> 00:48:40,629 Tell me about it. 890 00:48:40,664 --> 00:48:41,696 Would you stop flirting with victoria. 891 00:48:42,933 --> 00:48:43,999 You think you're better then everyone else. 892 00:48:44,034 --> 00:48:46,067 I can't help it if you can't sing. 893 00:48:47,004 --> 00:48:47,969 - Bribery. - I'm sick of you. 894 00:48:48,005 --> 00:48:50,105 Whoa whoa whoa whoa. 895 00:48:50,140 --> 00:48:51,638 Ok now now now. 896 00:48:51,673 --> 00:48:53,072 It's a party huh. 897 00:48:53,108 --> 00:48:55,141 Just remember where we are huh. 898 00:48:55,177 --> 00:49:00,880 Oh yeah? and just where are we? cause last time I checked this town did not give parking 899 00:49:00,916 --> 00:49:02,615 tickets for no reason mayor. 900 00:49:07,153 --> 00:49:09,887 Ok guys guys. It's Christmas. 901 00:49:09,923 --> 00:49:12,657 Christmas? yeah try telling my kid that. he's been crying all day 902 00:49:12,692 --> 00:49:14,759 cause he got shot down for the pageant. 903 00:49:16,994 --> 00:49:22,731 We are all a little disappointed but it's early. Ok? 904 00:49:23,201 --> 00:49:25,100 We're working on it. Ok. 905 00:49:25,136 --> 00:49:27,901 Everybody. You know what? umm. 906 00:49:32,041 --> 00:49:40,245 Everyone we are here at mayor Eric's house to celebrate Christmas time. 907 00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:44,416 At Christmas time I like to ding my favorite song. And my favorite song is 908 00:49:44,451 --> 00:49:55,325 ♪ Toyland. Toyland. Little girl and boyland ♪ 909 00:49:55,360 --> 00:50:00,597 ♪ Singing Toyland ♪ 910 00:50:14,577 --> 00:50:16,942 Yeah! can you do me a favor and grab this. 911 00:50:16,978 --> 00:50:18,010 We are going to dance baby. 912 00:50:19,914 --> 00:50:21,013 - Ok. - You and me. 913 00:50:21,048 --> 00:50:21,947 Alright. 914 00:50:39,063 --> 00:50:40,629 You guys wanna switch? 915 00:50:41,064 --> 00:50:42,130 Come on baby. 916 00:51:02,716 --> 00:51:06,183 Hey! 917 00:51:06,219 --> 00:51:09,387 - Ok that was pretty awful. - Yeah. 918 00:51:11,124 --> 00:51:13,991 Well it was actually the most fun I've had in years. 919 00:51:14,027 --> 00:51:14,925 Hmm. 920 00:51:16,327 --> 00:51:22,831 ♪ Toyland toyland, little girl and boyland... ♪ 921 00:51:22,867 --> 00:51:24,567 Wait you can sing. 922 00:51:24,602 --> 00:51:25,901 Just a little bit. 923 00:51:26,237 --> 00:51:27,901 You did that for me? 924 00:51:28,370 --> 00:51:30,437 Just to make me feel more comfortable? 925 00:51:32,074 --> 00:51:35,175 Dad! Teddy's trying to climb the Christmas Tree. 926 00:51:36,645 --> 00:51:38,678 I should probably get that. 927 00:51:38,713 --> 00:51:39,744 I guess. 928 00:51:39,780 --> 00:51:42,447 I'll bring us back some special eggnog. 929 00:51:42,482 --> 00:51:45,784 Oh um, about the eggnog I'm not sure. 930 00:51:45,819 --> 00:51:50,388 I tried to button my mom jeans this morning and they were a little... 931 00:51:50,424 --> 00:51:51,621 Snug. 932 00:51:53,491 --> 00:51:55,558 What are you talking about? You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. 933 00:52:03,333 --> 00:52:04,565 Dad! 934 00:52:06,102 --> 00:52:08,536 Yeeeaaahhh.... 935 00:52:11,274 --> 00:52:13,908 Uh... 936 00:52:13,943 --> 00:52:15,541 Stay right here. I'll be right back ok? 937 00:52:15,576 --> 00:52:16,609 Ok. 938 00:52:17,244 --> 00:52:18,944 Coming Mi-Mi. 939 00:52:27,319 --> 00:52:28,318 Meg. 940 00:52:29,722 --> 00:52:34,257 Meg listen, You and I. We have something electric. 941 00:52:34,293 --> 00:52:39,127 And I know you're married but I can work with that. 942 00:52:39,162 --> 00:52:40,629 Work with that? 943 00:52:40,664 --> 00:52:44,833 Yeah I'm like JFK. And you're my Marilyn. 944 00:52:44,868 --> 00:52:47,669 Umm, You do know how that ended, right? 945 00:52:48,171 --> 00:52:50,671 Look, I'm no good with words... 946 00:52:53,308 --> 00:52:55,508 I mean you are smart and worldly. 947 00:52:55,543 --> 00:52:58,344 Like that thing you suggested about developing the land. I mean... 948 00:52:58,380 --> 00:53:04,982 Eric, that was a bad idea. A mistake. Promise me you won't do anything... 949 00:53:05,018 --> 00:53:08,919 Look Meg. You and I belong together. 950 00:53:09,622 --> 00:53:12,823 Ok? Just not all the time. 951 00:53:13,326 --> 00:53:15,190 Wait what? 952 00:53:16,827 --> 00:53:17,693 No Eric... 953 00:53:19,797 --> 00:53:20,929 No Ted. 954 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,300 Ah crappers, my wife. 955 00:53:25,336 --> 00:53:27,334 Penny's your wife? 956 00:53:28,837 --> 00:53:30,971 Yeah. Oh. Ted. 957 00:53:31,006 --> 00:53:32,139 Ted! 958 00:53:32,174 --> 00:53:33,774 Penny. 959 00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:39,711 Ted. Please wait wait. 960 00:53:39,746 --> 00:53:41,713 Hold on. Let me explain ok? 961 00:53:41,748 --> 00:53:44,649 I thought he was the one I was supposed to fix things with. 962 00:53:44,685 --> 00:53:47,318 I thought he was the one I was supposed to go back to. 963 00:53:47,554 --> 00:53:49,387 Meg, I want you to ask yourself a question. 964 00:53:49,423 --> 00:53:51,788 I want you to be completely honest, ok? 965 00:53:51,823 --> 00:53:53,690 What do you think is more likely. 966 00:53:53,725 --> 00:53:57,193 That you're a mom. Married to a boring husband... 967 00:53:57,228 --> 00:53:58,995 No you're not boring. You are the furthest- 968 00:53:59,030 --> 00:54:05,633 Living in a town where the only excitement that happens is for a few days during 969 00:54:05,668 --> 00:54:10,871 Christmas were you direct a pageant that is actually more fun the worst it is? 970 00:54:10,907 --> 00:54:17,576 Or some self fulfilled fantasy where you actually produce Christmas movies instead 971 00:54:17,611 --> 00:54:20,846 of watching them in front of a fire, drinking eggnog. 972 00:54:24,251 --> 00:54:26,818 I get it. I get what you were trying to tell me. 973 00:54:26,853 --> 00:54:29,820 And I didn't want to hear it but... 974 00:54:30,756 --> 00:54:32,055 You know what you were right. 975 00:54:33,425 --> 00:54:36,326 You were right Meg. You are not the woman I married. 976 00:54:38,796 --> 00:54:40,829 If you were looking for a way out, you found it. 977 00:54:40,864 --> 00:54:42,997 Ted. Hey Ted. 978 00:54:44,768 --> 00:54:46,000 Ted. 979 00:54:48,305 --> 00:54:49,337 Hey. 980 00:54:50,806 --> 00:54:52,872 I was uh-I was really pulling for you there sweetheart. 981 00:54:52,907 --> 00:54:56,242 I can fix this. I know I can. 982 00:55:00,782 --> 00:55:03,447 It's really coming down out here. 983 00:55:04,417 --> 00:55:07,551 Yeah. That's the thing about a snow globe. 984 00:55:07,587 --> 00:55:10,087 The snow doesn't just fall, it also swirls. 985 00:55:10,757 --> 00:55:13,691 And you just don't know where it's gonna land. 986 00:55:28,337 --> 00:55:31,204 Ok, I I can dodo this. s. This st I do.. 987 00:55:31,273 --> 00:55:34,741 - Latesest scriript pagages? HeH. - Yes!! You gogot it.. 988 00:55:34,777 --> 00:55:38,211 ♪ [W[Warmingng up sisinging g ♪ 989 00:55:38,247 --> 00:55:40,545 TeTeddy! Yoked for. 990 00:55:41,414 --> 00:55:46,251 n even n a realal Chrisistmas 991 00:55:49,689 --> 00:55:51,220 What's going on over there? 992 00:55:51,256 --> 00:55:55,391 Oh! I promised the gingerbread shop the first ad in the program. 993 00:55:55,426 --> 00:56:00,163 But then the Ye Olde Hot Chocolate Shop wanted the cover! 994 00:56:00,198 --> 00:56:02,198 So now they're in a bidding war! 995 00:56:03,232 --> 00:56:04,298 Oh. 996 00:56:04,333 --> 00:56:05,966 I better go see how high they've gone. 997 00:56:08,704 --> 00:56:10,171 Gentlemen, where are we at? 998 00:56:16,744 --> 00:56:18,644 You must be so proud. 999 00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:21,146 It's like a fun house mirror. 1000 00:56:21,348 --> 00:56:24,316 You. smaller. And prettier. 1001 00:56:24,351 --> 00:56:26,018 I am teaching her. She is learning- 1002 00:56:26,053 --> 00:56:31,354 She is learning to control and manipulate to get what she wants. 1003 00:56:31,390 --> 00:56:33,089 You say that like it's a bad thing. 1004 00:56:33,125 --> 00:56:34,191 Meg? 1005 00:56:34,726 --> 00:56:36,660 I can't act this way. 1006 00:56:36,695 --> 00:56:39,294 Right is not a good angle for me. 1007 00:56:39,629 --> 00:56:45,667 And Meg, won't it be... I don't know. Relatable to just have a little baby bump. 1008 00:56:45,702 --> 00:56:47,569 I'm glad you are making the most of the opportunity. 1009 00:56:47,604 --> 00:56:51,771 You're still stuck. Like a beached whale. 1010 00:56:51,806 --> 00:56:53,172 What? 1011 00:56:54,209 --> 00:56:56,375 Screw you dream food. 1012 00:56:57,045 --> 00:56:58,878 Come on. 1013 00:57:00,315 --> 00:57:02,414 Where's Teddy? Where is my Joseph? 1014 00:57:02,649 --> 00:57:03,814 Mia! 1015 00:57:05,351 --> 00:57:06,851 He locked himself in his dressing room and he won't come out. 1016 00:57:06,886 --> 00:57:07,885 What? 1017 00:57:08,387 --> 00:57:09,320 Ugh. 1018 00:57:10,289 --> 00:57:11,355 Actors. 1019 00:57:14,759 --> 00:57:17,226 Teddy, come out of there right now. 1020 00:57:17,261 --> 00:57:19,728 Teddy? 1021 00:57:20,931 --> 00:57:24,266 Teddy's missing. Take 10. Come on Mia! 1022 00:57:28,337 --> 00:57:32,239 Teddy! Teddy! 1023 00:57:34,476 --> 00:57:35,542 Teddy! 1024 00:57:35,577 --> 00:57:36,610 Teddy. 1025 00:57:36,645 --> 00:57:37,944 Hey what's going on? 1026 00:57:37,980 --> 00:57:40,945 Hey have you seen Teddy? He ran away from rehearsal? 1027 00:57:40,981 --> 00:57:42,647 You lost your own son? 1028 00:57:42,682 --> 00:57:43,948 Wow! Wow! How long ago? 1029 00:57:43,984 --> 00:57:45,984 That's my fault? Where were you? 1030 00:57:46,019 --> 00:57:49,287 Where was I? I thought you had everything under control. You know with the mayor... 1031 00:57:49,322 --> 00:57:51,487 I was about to tell the mayor were... 1032 00:57:51,522 --> 00:57:54,423 TEDDY! 1033 00:57:54,692 --> 00:57:55,658 Teddy! 1034 00:57:55,693 --> 00:57:57,093 I'm over here. 1035 00:57:57,695 --> 00:57:58,928 Junior! 1036 00:57:58,963 --> 00:58:00,730 I'm over here! 1037 00:58:01,599 --> 00:58:02,697 Teddy! 1038 00:58:05,134 --> 00:58:06,233 Are you ok? 1039 00:58:06,269 --> 00:58:07,534 I was so worried about you. 1040 00:58:07,570 --> 00:58:09,970 Don't you ever do that again. Do you understand me? 1041 00:58:10,006 --> 00:58:11,238 Don't do that again! 1042 00:58:11,274 --> 00:58:12,740 Yes Dad. Alright. 1043 00:58:12,942 --> 00:58:14,208 Sweetheart. 1044 00:58:14,875 --> 00:58:17,276 Don't cry mommy. I'm sorry. 1045 00:58:17,311 --> 00:58:20,212 Oh no I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 1046 00:58:21,348 --> 00:58:23,148 Do you want me to sing for you? 1047 00:58:23,183 --> 00:58:24,182 I like singing. 1048 00:58:25,853 --> 00:58:27,284 Ok let's get you home. 1049 00:58:29,655 --> 00:58:31,221 I'll be right there ok? 1050 00:58:36,061 --> 00:58:37,560 The tree. 1051 00:58:40,830 --> 00:58:42,297 It's really something. 1052 00:58:43,667 --> 00:58:45,199 I found the ornaments. 1053 00:58:45,235 --> 00:58:46,834 Oh yay! 1054 00:58:50,706 --> 00:58:51,771 Whoa. 1055 00:58:52,874 --> 00:58:56,342 We got that one the day Mia was born. 1056 00:59:00,481 --> 00:59:01,948 Babe are you alright? 1057 00:59:02,549 --> 00:59:03,681 Yeah. 1058 00:59:09,588 --> 00:59:11,622 Here's the one with my handprint. 1059 00:59:13,426 --> 00:59:14,490 Wow. 1060 00:59:16,260 --> 00:59:21,496 I am sure you were practically perfect in every way. 1061 00:59:22,599 --> 00:59:24,666 I'm so sorry I missed it. 1062 00:59:25,269 --> 00:59:26,434 Mom. 1063 00:59:34,710 --> 00:59:37,310 Where the star for the top of the Christmas tree? 1064 00:59:37,346 --> 00:59:39,143 I don't know. Help me look for it. 1065 00:59:41,381 --> 00:59:43,381 Oh here it is. 1066 00:59:44,918 --> 00:59:48,319 Ok. Now that one right there. That one belong to my mama. 1067 00:59:53,124 --> 00:59:55,858 And her mom's before her. 1068 00:59:56,961 --> 00:59:58,060 Wow. 1069 01:00:07,103 --> 01:00:08,335 Hey! Hey! 1070 01:00:08,371 --> 01:00:09,069 What's this? 1071 01:00:09,105 --> 01:00:10,871 It's an eviction notice. 1072 01:00:10,906 --> 01:00:14,008 I own all the woods. Including your house. 1073 01:00:14,043 --> 01:00:17,576 Their set to be demolished and sold on Christmas day. 1074 01:00:17,611 --> 01:00:20,379 Should have sold it to me when you had the chance Ted. 1075 01:00:21,315 --> 01:00:22,848 You can't do this. 1076 01:00:22,883 --> 01:00:25,050 It's already done. 1077 01:00:25,786 --> 01:00:27,283 Wait! Ted Ted Ted! 1078 01:00:27,319 --> 01:00:30,053 Ted Ted! Calm down. Calm down. 1079 01:00:30,422 --> 01:00:31,354 Uh huh. 1080 01:00:31,556 --> 01:00:32,689 I'm sorry about this Ted. 1081 01:00:32,991 --> 01:00:34,324 It's a real shame. 1082 01:00:34,359 --> 01:00:37,193 There's an emergency town hall meeting in an hour. 1083 01:00:37,229 --> 01:00:39,060 They'll have all the paperwork for your perusal. 1084 01:00:41,898 --> 01:00:43,664 See ya in an hour. 1085 01:00:52,807 --> 01:00:54,607 This meeting is called to order. 1086 01:00:54,642 --> 01:00:59,245 Business at hand is the change in title of plot 89. 1087 01:00:59,614 --> 01:01:03,781 Also known, erroneously, i might add, 1088 01:01:03,816 --> 01:01:05,182 As "Landover Wood". 1089 01:01:05,217 --> 01:01:09,620 That's impossible. Sam Barnes would never allow it. 1090 01:01:11,090 --> 01:01:12,489 I don't believe it. 1091 01:01:12,525 --> 01:01:13,590 It's not possible. 1092 01:01:13,626 --> 01:01:15,557 The forest is the heart of this town. 1093 01:01:15,592 --> 01:01:19,361 It's the simple. Un adorned truth. 1094 01:01:20,097 --> 01:01:25,200 I'm selling the forest. It's just not the same here anymore. 1095 01:01:26,968 --> 01:01:30,703 You all... must have noticed it yourselves. 1096 01:01:32,107 --> 01:01:35,041 This town use to be a place for neighborly folk. 1097 01:01:39,145 --> 01:01:42,580 But these are mean and various times. 1098 01:01:43,216 --> 01:01:49,253 And who am I, to stand in the way of what people want. 1099 01:01:55,860 --> 01:01:58,394 Sam, is there anything we could do to change your mind? 1100 01:01:59,530 --> 01:02:00,729 I'm sorry. 1101 01:02:01,933 --> 01:02:03,497 It might have been a moment of weakness. 1102 01:02:04,633 --> 01:02:08,802 But there's simply no going back. 1103 01:02:15,576 --> 01:02:17,209 Eric this was you, wasn't it? 1104 01:02:17,244 --> 01:02:18,877 I put the investors together. 1105 01:02:18,912 --> 01:02:22,647 But this is your town. How could you do this? 1106 01:02:22,683 --> 01:02:25,817 Well it was your idea. It was a great one at that. 1107 01:02:25,853 --> 01:02:27,617 No. 1108 01:02:27,652 --> 01:02:28,318 Thank you Meg. 1109 01:02:28,353 --> 01:02:29,919 That's - That's... 1110 01:02:31,156 --> 01:02:31,855 That's... 1111 01:02:31,890 --> 01:02:33,356 Tell me he's lying. 1112 01:02:33,391 --> 01:02:35,492 Ted he misunderstood the... 1113 01:02:35,527 --> 01:02:39,026 Tell me destroying our home and everything we love wasn't your idea. Tell me this right now. 1114 01:02:39,062 --> 01:02:45,600 Ted he misunderstood me. I had an idea about saving the town but that's... Ted! 1115 01:03:01,782 --> 01:03:02,813 Ted? 1116 01:03:07,453 --> 01:03:11,188 I just want you to know I didn't decide any of this. 1117 01:03:11,857 --> 01:03:14,623 I didn't ask for any of it. It just happened. 1118 01:03:24,902 --> 01:03:26,300 You were right Meg. 1119 01:03:30,238 --> 01:03:31,838 You're not my wife. 1120 01:03:51,422 --> 01:03:53,622 Is it Christmas yet? 1121 01:03:53,658 --> 01:03:55,758 Not quite. 1122 01:03:55,793 --> 01:03:59,061 I'm just waiting up for the jolly man. 1123 01:03:59,096 --> 01:04:02,796 You go back to sleep. When you wake up you can open your gifts, ok? 1124 01:04:02,831 --> 01:04:04,097 ok. 1125 01:04:04,333 --> 01:04:05,199 I love you. 1126 01:04:05,234 --> 01:04:07,034 I love you too. 1127 01:04:08,938 --> 01:04:10,737 Can I ask you something? 1128 01:04:20,147 --> 01:04:22,714 Sure. What do you want to ask? 1129 01:04:22,749 --> 01:04:25,883 When you're gone will mommy come back? 1130 01:04:34,993 --> 01:04:36,926 I sure hope so. 1131 01:04:39,195 --> 01:04:42,930 I know daddy wants you to act more like mommy. 1132 01:04:42,966 --> 01:04:46,767 But I hope mommy acts more like you. 1133 01:04:56,010 --> 01:04:58,911 I love you mama Mia. 1134 01:06:05,301 --> 01:06:06,867 Yep. 1135 01:06:10,939 --> 01:06:16,207 You know you're suppose to ride off into the sunset, not the sunrise, right? 1136 01:06:16,243 --> 01:06:19,911 I'll add that to the list of things I know nothing about. 1137 01:06:20,814 --> 01:06:22,614 Ok. Help me up. 1138 01:06:26,319 --> 01:06:28,551 Oh! That looks good. 1139 01:06:28,586 --> 01:06:30,253 They all look the same to me. 1140 01:06:30,288 --> 01:06:33,990 No no No. It's in the legs. You do it one way you get angel robes. 1141 01:06:34,025 --> 01:06:35,925 You do it another way and you get tail feathers. 1142 01:06:36,328 --> 01:06:39,760 It's a matter of nuance. You care if I walk with you? 1143 01:06:39,796 --> 01:06:41,329 Knock yourself out. 1144 01:06:41,364 --> 01:06:43,230 Figured I'd escort you out of town. 1145 01:06:43,266 --> 01:06:44,565 Just like that huh? 1146 01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:46,367 Just like that. 1147 01:06:51,339 --> 01:06:53,939 It's getting colder. 1148 01:06:53,974 --> 01:06:55,507 I warned you. 1149 01:06:55,543 --> 01:06:58,744 And everything you did just hurt that boy. 1150 01:07:07,119 --> 01:07:09,252 Looks like you managed to cancel Christmas after all. 1151 01:07:09,288 --> 01:07:10,620 Stop. 1152 01:07:14,158 --> 01:07:15,390 I thought you wanted perfect. 1153 01:07:16,026 --> 01:07:17,692 But it's not. 1154 01:07:17,728 --> 01:07:20,895 It's perfectly imperfect. 1155 01:07:30,672 --> 01:07:32,171 Meg! 1156 01:07:39,345 --> 01:07:42,146 So what am I suppose to do? 1157 01:07:42,181 --> 01:07:45,516 It's simple. You just have to want it... 1158 01:07:45,551 --> 01:07:47,385 with all your heart. 1159 01:07:47,420 --> 01:07:49,353 The bridge will do the rest. 1160 01:07:54,158 --> 01:07:55,424 Hey Sal? 1161 01:07:55,993 --> 01:07:59,128 Please tell me he's going to be ok. 1162 01:07:59,397 --> 01:08:00,262 What? 1163 01:08:01,598 --> 01:08:02,829 Nothing. 1164 01:08:03,599 --> 01:08:05,899 Are you angry at me? 1165 01:08:05,934 --> 01:08:10,637 I'm not angry. I'm just disappointed. 1166 01:08:10,672 --> 01:08:11,838 Now get. 1167 01:08:35,026 --> 01:08:38,193 Hey you know what they say about a stopped clock? 1168 01:08:39,195 --> 01:08:40,995 W.W.M.O.D. 1169 01:08:42,965 --> 01:08:45,099 I have no idea what that means. 1170 01:08:45,134 --> 01:08:47,401 It means I'm going to fix this. 1171 01:09:15,325 --> 01:09:17,091 Hi, um... 1172 01:09:17,127 --> 01:09:20,595 Is Eric, Mr. Mayor here? 1173 01:09:20,630 --> 01:09:21,729 Really? 1174 01:09:21,765 --> 01:09:23,731 Yes. I-I... 1175 01:09:33,942 --> 01:09:34,540 Yeah? 1176 01:09:34,576 --> 01:09:35,541 Hey. 1177 01:09:35,577 --> 01:09:36,576 Hey. 1178 01:09:36,611 --> 01:09:38,676 I have a proposition. 1179 01:09:39,679 --> 01:09:41,612 I thought you weren't interested. 1180 01:09:41,647 --> 01:09:44,615 A financial proposition. 1181 01:09:44,650 --> 01:09:45,783 I'm waiting. 1182 01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:49,586 Ok. So your plan is to log the forest, sell the timber, and 1183 01:09:49,621 --> 01:09:53,222 then sell the land back for twice what you paid for it? 1184 01:09:53,257 --> 01:09:54,456 Sounds about right. 1185 01:09:54,492 --> 01:09:55,991 Ok perfect. 1186 01:09:56,026 --> 01:09:58,494 What if I told you that I can get the town to raise the same 1187 01:09:58,529 --> 01:10:01,296 exact about of money and you won't have to do a thing? 1188 01:10:02,131 --> 01:10:05,332 I think you are watching a few too many movies, zuzu. 1189 01:10:07,169 --> 01:10:09,903 That is impossible. 1190 01:10:23,350 --> 01:10:24,782 Mom! 1191 01:10:24,818 --> 01:10:26,582 I knew you'd come back. 1192 01:10:28,686 --> 01:10:33,256 Well as they say, the show must go on. 1193 01:10:36,294 --> 01:10:38,192 I'm sorry I just always wanted to say that. 1194 01:10:39,161 --> 01:10:40,394 Ok. 1195 01:10:40,663 --> 01:10:41,629 Listen... 1196 01:10:42,765 --> 01:10:46,300 I've been all over this town today. 1197 01:10:46,335 --> 01:10:52,037 And I think that we can use the pageant to raise the money we need. 1198 01:10:52,072 --> 01:10:58,010 Eric has agreed to give us back the land if we could match his buyers price, so... 1199 01:10:58,045 --> 01:11:00,145 The people of the town would own the forest. 1200 01:11:00,180 --> 01:11:01,479 Exactly. 1201 01:11:01,514 --> 01:11:04,614 And at the same time it would belong to nobody. 1202 01:11:06,418 --> 01:11:09,119 You know it's crazy enough it just might work. 1203 01:11:12,391 --> 01:11:16,090 Look, help me fix this, ok? 1204 01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:19,294 And once it's over I'll go. 1205 01:11:20,730 --> 01:11:23,131 I just couldn't leave you like this. 1206 01:11:23,867 --> 01:11:27,366 Hey if it doesn't work at least let me give you this. 1207 01:11:27,402 --> 01:11:33,639 Before the business and the property lines, the infighting ruins it all forever. 1208 01:11:34,442 --> 01:11:35,875 One last Christmas. 1209 01:11:37,911 --> 01:11:41,178 The whole town... all together. 1210 01:11:42,415 --> 01:11:47,718 Oh and Ted, we're gonna go back to the original script. Your script. 1211 01:11:47,753 --> 01:11:51,520 Tell everyone, anyone who wants a part can have one. 1212 01:11:51,555 --> 01:11:52,554 Really? 1213 01:11:52,590 --> 01:11:54,656 Yep. From one dying cow to another. 1214 01:11:54,692 --> 01:11:55,891 Yay! 1215 01:11:57,895 --> 01:11:59,328 Hurry come on! We have to go! 1216 01:12:00,297 --> 01:12:01,662 You guys get started. 1217 01:12:04,967 --> 01:12:06,766 I'll met you guys there, ok? 1218 01:12:06,802 --> 01:12:07,834 Yeah. 1219 01:12:07,869 --> 01:12:10,070 I just have one thing I have to do. 1220 01:12:11,573 --> 01:12:14,405 Wow. I'm getting kisses now? Ok. 1221 01:12:16,109 --> 01:12:17,642 I know you were in there. 1222 01:12:18,378 --> 01:12:19,644 I'm sorry. 1223 01:12:47,269 --> 01:12:48,602 Hi. 1224 01:12:51,171 --> 01:12:52,037 Help you? 1225 01:12:52,239 --> 01:12:53,305 You're Santa. 1226 01:12:53,340 --> 01:12:54,072 No. 1227 01:12:54,108 --> 01:12:55,340 Yep. 1228 01:12:55,376 --> 01:13:00,278 I think... You're looking for someone else. 1229 01:13:00,781 --> 01:13:05,215 And frankly, just like you I've heard enough. 1230 01:13:05,250 --> 01:13:07,384 Please, this town needs a Santa. 1231 01:13:08,687 --> 01:13:11,788 I actually... 1232 01:13:11,823 --> 01:13:15,723 Haven't improved any since my audition. 1233 01:13:15,759 --> 01:13:17,125 But I have. 1234 01:13:17,427 --> 01:13:18,393 Please? 1235 01:13:20,130 --> 01:13:24,966 Listen, if you won't do it for yourself, please do it for this town. 1236 01:13:27,602 --> 01:13:29,301 You're just too late. 1237 01:13:46,886 --> 01:13:48,218 I'm almost done. How do I look? 1238 01:13:48,254 --> 01:13:52,554 You look beautiful. You're gonna do great. Both of you. 1239 01:13:55,826 --> 01:13:58,260 Ok you're on. Go. 1240 01:14:11,373 --> 01:14:14,539 ♪ Silent Night ♪ 1241 01:14:14,574 --> 01:14:17,608 ♪ Holy Night ♪ 1242 01:14:17,644 --> 01:14:24,015 ♪ All is calm all is bright ♪ 1243 01:14:24,050 --> 01:14:30,019 ♪ Round yon virgin, mother and child ♪ 1244 01:14:30,054 --> 01:14:36,058 ♪ Holy infant so tender and mild ♪ 1245 01:14:36,094 --> 01:14:42,029 ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪ 1246 01:14:42,064 --> 01:14:46,834 ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪ 1247 01:14:53,440 --> 01:14:55,207 Good job. You did great. 1248 01:14:56,910 --> 01:14:59,377 Thank you. That's very kind. 1249 01:14:59,680 --> 01:15:02,212 We don't have a Santa to end the show. 1250 01:15:03,448 --> 01:15:04,814 Excuse me? 1251 01:15:04,850 --> 01:15:07,517 Could you be our replacement Santa? 1252 01:15:07,552 --> 01:15:08,752 The costume is right there. 1253 01:15:08,787 --> 01:15:11,321 Wait. What are we gonna do? We gotta fill. 1254 01:15:12,023 --> 01:15:12,722 Follow me. 1255 01:15:12,758 --> 01:15:13,455 Ok. 1256 01:15:15,558 --> 01:15:18,760 Ladies and gentleman please enjoy this next treat from 1257 01:15:18,795 --> 01:15:21,329 our directors Ted and Meg! 1258 01:15:21,364 --> 01:15:22,630 Hey everybody. 1259 01:15:24,968 --> 01:15:26,298 Uh huh. 1260 01:15:30,037 --> 01:15:31,704 - What? -Come on you go it. - What? 1261 01:15:31,739 --> 01:15:33,239 Hey! 1262 01:15:51,622 --> 01:15:53,021 Come here. Do the lift. 1263 01:15:53,056 --> 01:15:56,758 Ok! Ready? Whoa! 1264 01:16:11,006 --> 01:16:12,572 Santa! You're on. 1265 01:16:12,607 --> 01:16:14,172 Santa! 1266 01:16:14,607 --> 01:16:15,907 Hey! 1267 01:16:17,243 --> 01:16:20,945 A merry Christmas to all. And to all a good night. 1268 01:16:26,751 --> 01:16:32,087 OkI would like to thank you so much being here tonight. 1269 01:16:32,123 --> 01:16:37,559 I know that I really deserve to ask for your anything. 1270 01:16:37,594 --> 01:16:44,798 But I'm hoping that between all of us we were able to give enough to save the forest. 1271 01:16:48,304 --> 01:16:49,968 Sorry everyone. We didn't do it. 1272 01:16:54,508 --> 01:16:58,076 Oh you forgot one. Uh I have a donation. 1273 01:17:01,980 --> 01:17:03,379 Old man Barnes? 1274 01:17:03,415 --> 01:17:07,817 Everyone deserves a second chance. Even this old town. 1275 01:17:08,053 --> 01:17:08,618 We did it! 1276 01:17:27,969 --> 01:17:29,034 Give her the gift. 1277 01:17:29,070 --> 01:17:30,803 Mia, why don't you give her the gift. 1278 01:17:30,838 --> 01:17:32,104 It's from all of us. 1279 01:17:32,139 --> 01:17:34,907 Awe! 1280 01:17:36,544 --> 01:17:38,508 Oh wow! 1281 01:17:40,746 --> 01:17:43,146 Aww it's all of us. 1282 01:17:43,482 --> 01:17:47,517 This is the best Christmas gift ever! 1283 01:17:47,553 --> 01:17:48,619 Thank you! 1284 01:18:00,063 --> 01:18:01,395 Promise me one thing? 1285 01:18:01,430 --> 01:18:02,528 Anything. 1286 01:18:02,564 --> 01:18:04,631 Don't ever wake me up. 1287 01:18:32,356 --> 01:18:33,622 Meg? 1288 01:18:33,658 --> 01:18:36,125 Meg.g. Hi.. 1289 01:18:36,160 --> 01:18:38,258 HiWake u up. Arere you o ok? 1290 01:18:38,294 --> 01:18:41,428 What a l latte? Anything? 1291 01:18:41,463 --> 01:18:42,629 Ok. You're ok. 1292 01:18:42,665 --> 01:18:45,065 Oh! Wow! 1293 01:18:46,168 --> 01:18:49,935 I can't believe I'm about to say this but, that was just a dream. 1294 01:18:49,970 --> 01:18:52,304 Well let's get you up. Come on. 1295 01:18:54,875 --> 01:18:55,707 Ok. 1296 01:18:55,742 --> 01:18:57,008 Whoa. 1297 01:18:57,678 --> 01:18:59,311 Here, ok let's sit you down. Come on. 1298 01:18:59,346 --> 01:19:02,812 Ok I'm almost afraid to asbut is this even still Christmas eve? 1299 01:19:03,882 --> 01:19:04,781 OohRa! 1300 01:19:04,816 --> 01:19:05,982 Right. 1301 01:19:08,086 --> 01:19:09,686 You know what? 1302 01:19:09,721 --> 01:19:14,055 I want you to lead great elf liberation. 1303 01:19:14,090 --> 01:19:16,490 I'm sorry? What are you... 1304 01:19:19,562 --> 01:19:21,462 It's Christmas! 1305 01:19:21,497 --> 01:19:28,867 And even though I know you might be my family. I'm defiantly not your family. So go. 1306 01:19:28,903 --> 01:19:30,202 Be free! 1307 01:19:30,237 --> 01:19:32,571 Wait. But what about sweaters? And the extras?... 1308 01:19:32,606 --> 01:19:35,240 You know perfection is over rated. 1309 01:19:35,276 --> 01:19:37,308 I'm not into it anymore. 1310 01:19:38,277 --> 01:19:39,810 Ok. 1311 01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:43,680 Oh! Wait! 1312 01:19:46,085 --> 01:19:48,518 What did I decide to get Frank for Christmas? 1313 01:19:48,920 --> 01:19:52,087 Oh! Yeah. I was about to messenger that off. 1314 01:19:52,122 --> 01:19:56,324 Umm, tickets to cirque du soleil for him and his family. 1315 01:19:56,526 --> 01:19:57,292 Hmm. 1316 01:19:58,962 --> 01:20:00,295 Is that ok? 1317 01:20:00,330 --> 01:20:03,262 You told me to get whatever I most wanted, so I... 1318 01:20:03,298 --> 01:20:06,165 You take them! They're yours! Merry Christmas! 1319 01:20:06,201 --> 01:20:09,035 Go bring your family and have a great time. 1320 01:20:09,070 --> 01:20:10,003 Really? 1321 01:20:10,038 --> 01:20:10,770 Mmhm! 1322 01:20:10,805 --> 01:20:11,637 But what about Frank? 1323 01:20:11,673 --> 01:20:13,938 I have a better Idea for Frank. 1324 01:20:13,973 --> 01:20:15,706 Uh thank you! 1325 01:20:15,742 --> 01:20:17,174 Merry Christmas! 1326 01:20:17,377 --> 01:20:18,242 Merry Christmas. 1327 01:21:04,983 --> 01:21:06,215 Merrytmas. 1328 01:22:02,363 --> 01:22:03,629 Can I help you? 1329 01:22:05,567 --> 01:22:08,835 Would you like to come in? It's Christmas eve. No body should be alone on Christmas. 1330 01:22:08,870 --> 01:22:12,472 Oh that's ok. I don't want to intrude on you and your husband. 1331 01:22:12,507 --> 01:22:15,840 Oh no. No body is intruding. Come on in. get some nog. 1332 01:22:18,778 --> 01:22:21,645 Hey everybody. We got some company. 1333 01:22:25,350 --> 01:22:26,815 Meg Waters. 1334 01:22:27,251 --> 01:22:29,518 Holy Cow! 1335 01:22:30,554 --> 01:22:32,254 Wow. 1336 01:22:32,289 --> 01:22:34,423 Oh my... 1337 01:22:34,458 --> 01:22:36,592 Meg Waters is in my house. 1338 01:22:36,626 --> 01:22:38,525 Wait. Wait. Wait. You two know each other? 1339 01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:41,194 Yeah well she's not gonna remember me but in college... 1340 01:22:41,230 --> 01:22:42,996 Show tune Ted. 1341 01:22:43,031 --> 01:22:44,364 Are you kidding me? 1342 01:22:44,399 --> 01:22:45,599 You totally remember me. 1343 01:22:45,634 --> 01:22:47,300 Of course I do. 1344 01:22:49,270 --> 01:22:50,401 Oh my gosh! 1345 01:22:51,304 --> 01:22:53,004 What the? 1346 01:22:53,039 --> 01:22:58,510 Wow. I-I can't even begin to tell you how good it is to see you. 1347 01:22:58,545 --> 01:23:02,678 But I'm sorry I know you're here with your wife and kids, so... 1348 01:23:02,714 --> 01:23:04,514 Oh no, these aren't my kids. 1349 01:23:04,549 --> 01:23:09,519 These are my nieces. I mean they're cute. That's my sister right there. 1350 01:23:09,554 --> 01:23:10,386 Oh! 1351 01:23:10,421 --> 01:23:12,621 And uh, that's her husband. 1352 01:23:12,656 --> 01:23:13,121 Oh! 1353 01:23:13,157 --> 01:23:13,587 Dale. 1354 01:23:13,623 --> 01:23:14,922 Hi. 1355 01:23:14,957 --> 01:23:16,056 Nice to meet you. 1356 01:23:16,092 --> 01:23:18,726 So good to meet you. 1357 01:23:21,731 --> 01:23:26,598 Kids why don't we uh, let uncle Ted and his guest have some space. 1358 01:23:26,634 --> 01:23:27,533 Yeah that's a good idea. 1359 01:23:29,937 --> 01:23:30,869 Come on babe. 1360 01:23:31,071 --> 01:23:31,670 You want to sit down? 1361 01:23:31,705 --> 01:23:33,572 Yes thank you. 1362 01:23:33,607 --> 01:23:37,241 It's incredible. I can't believe you're here. What-I can't believe you're here. 1363 01:23:37,277 --> 01:23:40,043 Oh oh, I can't believe... 1364 01:23:43,982 --> 01:23:45,115 Who's that? 1365 01:23:46,485 --> 01:23:51,119 Oh that's my mom. She passed away when I was a baby. 1366 01:23:51,154 --> 01:23:55,757 But every Christmas is like she's watching over me. It's... 1367 01:23:55,792 --> 01:23:57,559 I believe she is. 1368 01:24:01,263 --> 01:24:05,331 I don't wanna sound like I'm not happy you're here. I'm over the moon you're here. 1369 01:24:05,366 --> 01:24:08,167 But uh... why are you here? 1370 01:24:08,203 --> 01:24:09,769 Well... 1371 01:24:11,172 --> 01:24:14,705 Oh my... I know I know, I made this! 1372 01:24:14,907 --> 01:24:16,473 I made this globe! 1373 01:24:17,910 --> 01:24:20,077 It's really badly broken but I can fix this for you. 1374 01:24:20,112 --> 01:24:21,712 I believe you can. 1375 01:24:22,048 --> 01:24:23,714 You can fix anything. 1376 01:24:35,826 --> 01:24:39,025 Hurry up dad. I wanna open my presents. 1377 01:24:39,061 --> 01:24:40,961 Calm down son. 1378 01:24:40,996 --> 01:24:43,263 Just let me hand my mom's star. 1379 01:24:45,334 --> 01:24:46,399 See. 1380 01:24:46,435 --> 01:24:49,001 It's like she's watching over us. 1381 01:24:49,036 --> 01:24:50,735 Perfect. 1382 01:25:02,847 --> 01:25:04,614 Wow! What was that for? 1383 01:25:04,649 --> 01:25:08,351 Aww I saw the mistletoe you put up... 1384 01:25:08,386 --> 01:25:12,487 What mistletoe are you talking about babe? I didn't put any mistletoe up. 1385 01:25:12,522 --> 01:25:15,155 Just shut up and kiss me. 1386 01:25:23,099 --> 01:25:24,198 Finally. 1387 01:25:25,100 --> 01:25:26,665 Now it's perfect. 89888

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