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? Sunday, Monday, happy days ?
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? Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ?
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? Thursday, Friday, happy days ?
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? The weekend
comes, my cycle hums ?
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? Ready to race to you ?
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? These days are ours ?
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- ? Happy and free ?
- ? Oh, happy days ?
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? These days are ours ?
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- ? Share them with me ?
- ? Oh, baby ?
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? Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ?
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? There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ?
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? It feels so right
it can't be wrong ?
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? Rocking and
rolling all week long ?
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? Sunday, Monday, happy days ?
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? Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ?
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? Thursday, Friday, happy days ?
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? Saturday, what a day ?
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? Groovin' all week with you ?
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? These days are ours ?
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- ? Share them with me ?
- ? Oh, happy days ?
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? These days are ours ?
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- ? Happy and free ?
- ? Oh, baby ?
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? These happy days
are yours and mine ?
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? These happy days are yours ?
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? And mine, Happy Days! ?
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Happy Days is filmed
before a studio audience.
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? You've got the lips
that I'm mad about ?
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? Wah, wah-ooh ?
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? I got the lips that
will knock you out ?
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? Oh, wild one,
be wild about me ?
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Take it, guys.
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??
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? You little doll,
all you do is play ?
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? Wah, wah-ooh ?
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? You got a new baby every day ?
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? Someday, it's gonna be ?
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? Me, me, and only me ?
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? Yeah, wild one ?
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? I'll make you settle down ?
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? Settle down ?
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? Now, wild one ?
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? Well, I'll clip your
wings and things ?
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? You got the lips
that I'm mad about ?
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? Wah, wah-ooh ?
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? I got the lips that
will knock you out ?
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? Oh, wild one,
be wild about me ?
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? Come on, wild one,
be wild about me. ?
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Let's hear it for Milwaukee's
velvet cloud, Potsie Webber!
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I want a special hand for our
new drummer, Chachi Arcola!
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Thank you, thank you very much.
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All right, that
concludes this set.
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But I want you to stick
around, because in the next set,
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we're gonna have Leather
Tuscadero and the Suedes!
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Okay.
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And the band!
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Us!
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We're-we're gonna
have the group!
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The-the guys who
play the instruments!
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We got to get a name, guys.
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Hey, Pots, see those
two cuties over there?
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Oh, yeah. One of them
crossed her eyes at me.
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You know what that means.
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Yeah, the other one's mine.
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- Oh, hi, Joanie.
- Oh, Rich, hi.
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Aren't Mom and
Dad coming tonight?
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Oh, yeah, they're gonna be here.
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They're having dinner
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with that friend of
Dad's and his new wife.
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But they said they'd be
here for the second set.
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Aw, darn, not the second show.
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I mean, that's when
all the hunks show up.
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Looks like another
hunkless evening.
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You've been annoyed
all the way over here.
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Now, I don't know why
Wally divorcing Corrine
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should bother you.
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Well, Corrine happens
to be my good friend.
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He dumped her for a child bride.
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Oh, Marion, she's an adult.
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Oh, sure, all adults
say, "Oh, neato.
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"So nice to meet you, Marion.
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"Neato! My first
French restaurant!
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Oh! Oh!"
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Marion, you're making a scene.
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Besides, you're exaggerating.
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She may have said "neato,"
but her feet never left the ground.
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- Hi, hi, hi, hi.
- Hi, Al.
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You look so dashing
and elegant tonight.
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Especially you, Mrs. C.
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Alfred, what would you call
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a 47-year-old man who
marries a 23-year-old girl?
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I'd call him a lucky guy.
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Alfred, I'm surprised at you.
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A cradle robber.
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I would call him
a cradle robber.
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That's not cradle robbing.
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She happens to be a
23-year-old schoolteacher
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who's a very lovely young woman.
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And who goes,
"Neato, neato, neato!"
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She does?
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Wh-What-What'll you guys have?
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Well, I'll just have
some hot tea.
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Me, too, Al. Thanks.
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You know, you were
staring at her all evening.
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Lemon or milk with your tea?
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I was not staring,
I was just looking.
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Now, there is a difference
between staring and looking.
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Milk or lemon?
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Yes, you look at me;
you were staring at her.
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I'll bring lemon and milk.
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I wasn't staring, I
was just being friendly.
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Thank you, sweetheart.
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Just being friendly again, dear?
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Marion, I didn't
even look at her.
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I know, but it was the way
you didn't even look at her.
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Oh...
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Hi, Mom, Dad. I'm
glad you could make it.
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- Richard.
- Hello, Richard.
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I think.
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Well, how was the dinner party?
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- Fine.
- Oh, just dreadful.
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Huh?
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Your mother's got a headache.
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Your father's
friends gave it to me.
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Okay. Uh, I hate to rush off.
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I don't want to spoil
your evening or anything.
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Poor Corrine.
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She was loving and
loyal to Wally for 18 years.
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No, they were
never happy, Marion.
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As a matter of fact,
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it was Corrine who
filed for the divorce.
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Are you gonna rob the cradle
when I'm over the hill, Howard?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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now for our second
set of the evening,
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I want to hear a very
warm welcome home
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for Leather Tuscadero
and the Suedes!
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? Well, a little lady was
raised down in Baton Rouge ?
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- ? Wah-ooh ?
- ? She was fooled ?
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? She was born to lose ?
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- ? Wah-ooh ?
- ? She could be seen ?
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? Keeping company
wherever she went... ?
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Would you mind?
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He can't see the little girlies.
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? She said, "I may be
too young to fall in love ?
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? But I'm still hanging round" ?
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? She said, "I may be
too young to fall in love ?
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? But I'm still hanging round" ?
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? I'm waiting for you ?
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? I'm just waiting for you ?
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? I said I'm waiting
for you, you ?
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? I'm just waiting for you ?
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??
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? Well, you know what those ?
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- ? Louisiana nights will do ?
- ? Wah-ooh ?
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? To a backstreet girl
with the Southern blues ?
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- ? Wah-ooh ?
- ? 15 have passed ?
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? Straight out of school ?
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- ? Wah-ooh ?
- ? She was hard to handle ?
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? She was easy
to fool, they said ?
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? "Go, go, go, little lady" ?
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? Too old to scold and
too young to choose ?
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- ? Wah-ooh ?
- ? The lady was fooled ?
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? Born to lose ?
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- ? Wah-ooh ?
- ? And in town ?
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? They talk about her
down in Baton Rouge ?
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? She said, "I
may be too young ?
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? To fall in love, but
I'm still hanging round" ?
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? She said, "I may be
too young to fall in love ?
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? But I'm still hanging
round," I'm waiting for you ?
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? I may be too
young to fall in love ?
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? I'm just waiting for you ?
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? She said, I may be
too young to fall in love ?
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? I said I'm waiting
for you, you ?
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? She said, I may be
too young to fall in love ?
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? I'm just waiting for you ?
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? She said, I may be
too young to fall in love ?
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? She said, I may be
too young to fall in love ?
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? I'm just a-waiting for you ?
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? I may be too
young to fall in love ?
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? She said, "I'm
waiting for you, you" ?
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? I may be too
young to fall in love ?
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? I'm just waiting for you. ?
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Oh, Leather and the Suedes...
Aren't they wonderful, Marion?!
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Yes, they're okay.
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Okay? They're better than okay.
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They're terrific!
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Howard Cunningham, if you think
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those young cupcakes
are so wonderful,
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maybe you should
just stay here with them!
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I want you to hang
around for more
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from Leather and the Suedes!
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- Wait a minute!
- Uh...
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He's going out to
tell all his friends!
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Burnt toast.
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Lumpy oatmeal.
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I guess mom still has
her, uh, her headache?
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She'll get over it.
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You know, Richard, I've
been thinking about investing
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in some beachfront
property down in Florida.
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Then when it comes
time for me to retire,
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your mother and I can
just move down there
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and live among the palm trees.
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Would you like that, Marion?
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Drink your milk, Richard.
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Oh, Howard, I think
that's a terrific idea!
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I knew you'd like
it, sweetheart.
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Dad, I hate to interrupt
your conversation,
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but, uh, I'm gonna get
while the getting's good.
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Dad, just better
watch out for her left.
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Sweetheart, I got to stop off
at Hearn's Hardware Supply
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and pick up a case
of sledgehammers,
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so I'm gonna be
a little late tonight.
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All right, Marion.
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So Wally Moss married
a 23-year-old girl.
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Now, what can I say, huh?
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I'll see you tonight.
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Mom?
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Oh, Mom, uh...
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will you fix the
elastic on my beret?
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Oh, where's my math book?
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I left it on the table.
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Oh, here's your math book, dear.
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Just the way you
like it, nice and cold.
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Mom!
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Oh, I'm sorry, dear.
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I'm just all turned around.
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Oh.
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- You know, you look tired.
- I do?
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Yeah. Maybe you should
start taking naps after breakfast
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like Grandma Kelp.
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Grandma Kelp?
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Mm. Well, I better go.
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Binky Hodges is waiting
to carry my books for me.
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See you, Mom.
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Hope he has gloves.
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- Joanie.
- Yeah?
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Am I over the hill?
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I'll bite. Are you?
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- I'm not joking.
- Oh.
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And what about
your father? Is he?
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Dad? Over the hill?
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Are you kidding?
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He still plays
catch with Richie,
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and he's still one of the guys.
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Well, Binky's waiting, Mom.
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I'll see you later.
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Yeah, well, good-bye, dear.
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Well, I guess Howard
is still one of the guys.
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I used to be one of the girls.
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Well, if he wants a young chick,
I can give him a young chick.
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I can be like Peggy Sue.
251
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:07,222
Neato! Neato! Neato!
252
00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:12,007
Oh, he's gonna dump
me for a youngie.
253
00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:15,644
He's gonna dump
me for a youngie.
254
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:19,548
? John Jacob
Jingleheimer Schmidt ?
255
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:22,484
? His name is my name, too ?
256
00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:24,186
? Fa, la-la ?
257
00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:27,656
? Whenever you go out, you
can hear the people shout ?
258
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,759
? "There goes John Jacob
Jingleheimer Schmidt" ?
259
00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:32,261
? Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop ?
260
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,196
? John Jacob
Jingleheimer Schmidt... ?
261
00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:35,664
Dad, Dad.
262
00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:36,932
- What?
- Five times is enough.
263
00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:38,234
Oh.
264
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,703
But you're a great
guy to have around.
265
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:41,804
Yeah!
266
00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:43,105
You're really lots of fun.
267
00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:44,607
Yeah!
268
00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:46,976
Well, that's the secret of
staying young, you know, Rich.
269
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,277
Having fun. Right, Al?
270
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,395
Yeah. You betcha, Howie.
271
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,082
Where's my dreamboat?
272
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,984
Ah, there he is.
273
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,807
Hi, there, leather cutie.
274
00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:00,623
Come on, Howie, let's dance.
275
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:02,591
The night's young and so are we.
276
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,607
Yeah.
277
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,500
Say, what do you say you and I
278
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,269
get together after
the concert, huh?
279
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,436
Oh, sure, Howie.
280
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,071
I'll just tell Fabian I'm busy.
281
00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:17,840
Ah, the poor devil.
282
00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:19,942
Can't beat that
Howie charm, huh?
283
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:20,976
You know it.
284
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,177
I'll catch you later.
285
00:13:22,201 --> 00:13:23,979
Okay.
286
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:33,789
Oh, boy.
287
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,225
Here you go, guy.
288
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,227
And no charge.
289
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:40,296
The girls in the next
booth picked up the tab.
290
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,865
Aw, thank them
for me, will you, Al?
291
00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:45,100
And tell them you'll put
them on my waiting list, huh?
292
00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:46,935
I may have an opening
the beginning of the year.
293
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:50,339
You got it, Howie. He's got it.
294
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,990
??
295
00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,910
Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
296
00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:19,034
We're tearing these
girls apart, here.
297
00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:20,736
All right, he's yours.
298
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,571
Howie!
299
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:26,894
Well... I finally met my match.
300
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,813
I bend my thumb to you.
301
00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:32,781
Aw, don't worry, Fonz.
302
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,683
Don't worry, there's
plenty to go around.
303
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,251
Yeah, I know, but, Howie...
304
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:38,721
I'm sorry. Sorry.
305
00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:41,357
If you ever find
yourself getting tired
306
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:45,027
or that you got an excess,
would you send them my way?
307
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,362
You got it, Fonz.
308
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:50,050
Oh, whoa. Oh, whoa. Oh, whoa.
309
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,693
Ah, youth.
310
00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:02,945
Oh, Howard, what are you eating?
311
00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:04,980
You'll spoil your dinner.
312
00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:06,382
Oh, don't worry about it, Mom.
313
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,601
I'm gonna eat here.
314
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,219
What?!
315
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,855
I'm your wife, not your mother!
316
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,390
I'm still gonna eat here.
317
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:18,293
Ladies and gentlemen, I
have an announcement.
318
00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:20,329
All the girls, once again,
319
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:23,899
have elected my dad,
Howie Cunningham,
320
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,735
the Biggest Hunk
of the Year award.
321
00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:31,828
Thank you, thank you.
322
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:35,110
Oh, I've lost my husband.
323
00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:37,112
I've lost my husband.
324
00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:38,514
Hey, Mrs. C.,
325
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,682
I just came to fill my...
my thermos full of coffee.
326
00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:42,217
What?
327
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:45,020
Mrs. C., I just came
to fill up my thermos.
328
00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:48,023
Uh-oh, I caught you
daydreaming, huh, Mrs. C.?
329
00:15:48,047 --> 00:15:51,360
Oh, Arthur, what am I gonna do?
330
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:52,961
Uh, about what, Mrs. C.?
331
00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:55,564
About Howard running
off with a younger lady.
332
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:57,580
Whoa!
333
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,841
Hey, I-I don't think my
ears are in alignment.
334
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:07,309
Did you just say that Mr. C.
335
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:08,744
Is running off with
a younger lady?
336
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:11,013
Not a lady, a child.
337
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:14,883
I mean, he hasn't, yet,
but he is going to soon.
338
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:17,252
I don't think we're on the
same wavelength here.
339
00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:18,954
- Oh, Arthur...
- Yeah?
340
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,156
- Arthur, tell me something.
- Yeah.
341
00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:25,360
Don't all men want
to have a young chick
342
00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:27,095
when their wives
get old and rickety?
343
00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:29,097
- What?
- I mean, when they get all bored
344
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:31,200
with the same routine
day in and day out
345
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:32,668
and day out and day in
346
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:34,970
and year after year and women
get wrinkles and they get old
347
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,271
and they don't look
good anymore, gray hair.
348
00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:37,372
Wait, wait, hold it. Whoa!
349
00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:38,607
Men always look
good and distinguished.
350
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:40,008
All right, I think
that you're letting
351
00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:42,511
your imagination run
amok with you here.
352
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:45,214
Now, in the first place,
Mrs. C., you're not old.
353
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,049
- I'm not old?
- No.
354
00:16:47,073 --> 00:16:48,050
How about rickety?
355
00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:49,184
Hey, you're not rickety, either.
356
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:52,521
Plant yourself, will you?
357
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,537
Now, look at that: no noise.
358
00:16:57,783 --> 00:16:59,895
Let me tell you something.
359
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,897
If you think that your old man
360
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,565
is spinning his
wheels, you know,
361
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:05,534
there is no law, Mrs. C.,
362
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,836
against trying something
different, you know?
363
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,938
Springing something new
on him every now and then
364
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:12,207
to keep that fire
burning, so to speak.
365
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:13,475
Get my drift here?
366
00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:14,710
You take it black, right?
367
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,614
- Oh, yes, thank you, Arthur.
- Yeah. All right.
368
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:20,349
You mean something different?
369
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,383
- Yes.
- Well, I don't
370
00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:24,019
think that Howard
would go for...
371
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,187
Like what?
372
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,955
All right, couple of weeks ago,
373
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:29,024
uh, the Hooper triplets...
You know, my dates...
374
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,559
They wanted to try
something different.
375
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:31,860
They came over to my house
376
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,682
dressed as Huey,
Dewey and Louie, right?
377
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:39,835
And I got to tell you something,
I spent a month vacuuming...
378
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:42,538
vacuuming up those
feathers, uh, if you get my drift.
379
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:46,808
Oh, Arthur, I couldn't
dress up like a duck.
380
00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:48,443
No, I-I guess not.
381
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:50,712
Mr. C. would have
you carted away.
382
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,115
All right, you don't
have to be as creative
383
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:54,950
as my chicks, you
know, but, uh...
384
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:57,152
Hey, I heard a story once
385
00:17:57,176 --> 00:18:00,489
about this, uh, this chick
Sherezee... Sherraza...
386
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:01,657
Scheherazade?
387
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:02,592
That's it.
388
00:18:02,616 --> 00:18:03,892
The Arabian Nights?
389
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:04,993
Yeah, something like that.
390
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,428
Yes, I know that.
391
00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:08,030
In order to save her life,
392
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:10,432
every night she read
the sheik a different story.
393
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:13,035
And she danced
and she pleased him
394
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,703
in many and various ways.
395
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:15,804
Yeah.
396
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,406
And he liked it so much
397
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,876
he started to forget about
lopping off her gourd, right?
398
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,210
- Yeah.
- Well, I guess
399
00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:24,446
I could try something
different to save my gourd.
400
00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:26,782
Are you kidding, Mrs. C.?
401
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:29,718
Mr. C. comes through
those doors, right there,
402
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:31,286
oh, you'll be right there
403
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,279
to put a snap in
his trunks, huh?
404
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:39,962
Oh, Arthur... thank you.
405
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:41,978
Hey.
406
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:54,543
Oh, why not?
407
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,559
Neato. I'll do it.
408
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,683
I'm home, sweetheart.
409
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:03,452
I've only got time
for a quick bite.
410
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:06,788
I got to get back down to
the hardware supply house.
411
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,873
Would you believe they sent
me headless sledgehammers?
412
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:12,961
Did you hear me, Marion?
413
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,797
They sent me some
headless sledgehammers.
414
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:22,371
Somebody stole
our dining room set.
415
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:23,939
What happened to my chair...?
416
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:25,307
Marion!
417
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,075
What's going on around here?
418
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,091
Marion?
419
00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:46,795
Is that you, Marion?
420
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,997
I am the Princess Fatima.
421
00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:53,602
Welcome to the
garden of delight...
422
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:56,471
my sheik.
423
00:19:56,495 --> 00:19:58,874
I think maybe I ought
to come in again.
424
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,242
No!
425
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:03,979
Uh, stay right where you
are, my handsome devil.
426
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,947
The evening is ours.
427
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:09,584
It is just you and me, sahib.
428
00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:11,486
The children are out.
429
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:14,623
I think you're out, too, Marion.
430
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,191
Oh, come on, Howard.
431
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,459
Just enjoy it.
432
00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:19,094
Come on, don't
be a party pooper.
433
00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:20,962
Well, at least
she's talking to me.
434
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:23,298
All right, Fatima,
what's for dinner?
435
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:25,400
The sheik's in a big hurry.
436
00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:27,402
Couscous.
437
00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:29,271
I think you're the
only one around here
438
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:32,274
who's "couscous," Marion.
439
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:34,309
My handsome devil has wit.
440
00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:39,081
Now... make
yourself comfortable.
441
00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:41,149
Well, why should
I sit on the floor
442
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:44,519
when we've got perfectly
good furniture... somewhere?
443
00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:47,823
If you don't sit
down, you don't eat.
444
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:50,292
Oh...
445
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:54,262
Marion, I'll sit down
if you let go of my leg.
446
00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:56,164
Now, where's the
silverware? I'm in a hurry.
447
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:57,332
What silverware?
448
00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:59,167
I'm gonna feed you.
449
00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:00,836
I'm not in that much of a hurry.
450
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:02,070
How about a grape, Howard?
451
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,740
Oh... Let me tell you a story.
452
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,175
Many years ago in Arabia...
453
00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:09,377
Marion, will you come
back to Milwaukee!
454
00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:10,846
Now what's this all about?
455
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,280
Where did you get that outfit?
456
00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:14,382
From Jenny Piccalo's mother.
457
00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:17,052
She said she wouldn't be
needing it back until Veterans' Day.
458
00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:20,622
Strange woman.
459
00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:21,957
Both of you.
460
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:25,227
Oh, I wanted the
Little Bo Peep outfit,
461
00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:27,379
but Mrs. Piccalo was wearing it.
462
00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:29,698
That figures.
463
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:31,032
- Have a banana, Howard.
- Oh!
464
00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:32,901
Marion, what are
you trying to do to me,
465
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:34,069
for goodness sake?
466
00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:35,670
Oh, isn't this fun?
467
00:21:35,694 --> 00:21:38,740
I got to get the phone, Marion.
I haven't got time for this.
468
00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:40,342
How about a grape?
469
00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:41,343
Marion!
470
00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:42,778
Oh, that's it!
471
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,271
Bit rough with me!
472
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,949
Is that you, Floyd?
473
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,451
Yeah, I'm on my way over there.
474
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:51,653
Yeah, I'm gonna bring
down the sledgehammers.
475
00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:53,922
Marion, will you
stop it with the veil?
476
00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:55,157
Nails?
477
00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:57,392
No, I didn't say
anything about nails.
478
00:21:57,416 --> 00:22:00,796
No, Fatima here is
trying to put a veil over...
479
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,097
Never mind, Floyd.
480
00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:04,032
- Goochy, goochy, goo!
- Stop it.
481
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:05,934
Goochy, goochy, goo!
482
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,002
Stop it!
483
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:09,738
No, no, I'm not
laughing at you, Floyd.
484
00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:11,072
Marion, will you go out
485
00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:14,009
and feed the camel,
for goodness sake?
486
00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:15,510
Marion, stop this!
487
00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:17,345
This is an important call.
488
00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:18,847
- Yeah, Floyd?
- Oh.
489
00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:20,415
And I'm not important?
490
00:22:20,439 --> 00:22:21,439
Uh-huh...
491
00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:29,791
Floyd, can I call you back?
492
00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:32,360
I got a handful of couscous.
493
00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:36,531
Oh, Marion, what is
going on around here?
494
00:22:36,555 --> 00:22:38,547
What's the matter with you?
495
00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:43,605
Marion, will you stop
rearranging the furniture!
496
00:22:43,629 --> 00:22:44,673
I'm sorry.
497
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:46,708
You want a fast dinner?
498
00:22:46,732 --> 00:22:48,109
Right.
499
00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:50,111
Here it is.
500
00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:51,446
And if you don't like it,
501
00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:53,915
maybe you and Wally Moss
can pick up a couple of chicks
502
00:22:53,939 --> 00:22:55,283
and go and eat at Disneyland.
503
00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:57,503
What on earth are
you talking about?
504
00:22:58,944 --> 00:23:00,822
Well, that's what
you're planning, isn't it?
505
00:23:00,846 --> 00:23:02,157
You're gonna dump me
506
00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:04,159
and you're gonna get
somebody young and exciting
507
00:23:04,183 --> 00:23:07,062
like little Peggy Sue
who will kindle your flame.
508
00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:08,063
Neato.
509
00:23:08,087 --> 00:23:10,332
My flame is kindled enough.
510
00:23:10,356 --> 00:23:12,667
Now where did you ever get
a cockamamie idea like this?
511
00:23:12,691 --> 00:23:16,404
Because you're bored
and because I... don't...
512
00:23:16,428 --> 00:23:18,373
tickle your fancy anymore.
513
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,575
Don't tell me you
don't tickle my fancy.
514
00:23:20,599 --> 00:23:21,977
I'll tell you that
515
00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:23,245
and I'll tell you
something else.
516
00:23:23,269 --> 00:23:26,081
You're gonna dump me
because I'm middle-aged.
517
00:23:26,105 --> 00:23:28,097
Well, of c...
518
00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:31,519
of course you're middle-aged.
519
00:23:31,543 --> 00:23:33,188
- Oh...
- And so am I.
520
00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:36,808
And it was always my plan
that we would grow old together.
521
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:40,751
But in a larger room.
522
00:23:42,187 --> 00:23:45,133
Marion, I am perfectly content
523
00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:47,402
to live out my life with you.
524
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:51,039
Oh, Howard.
525
00:23:51,063 --> 00:23:54,676
That's the nicest thing
you've ever said to me.
526
00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:57,879
Oh, what am I doing
in this silly outfit?
527
00:23:57,903 --> 00:24:00,916
My husband loves me.
528
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,932
Come here.
529
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,277
Well, one thing's for sure:
530
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,713
we raised a smart family.
531
00:24:31,737 --> 00:24:34,730
Now, I'm gonna run those
hammers over and I'll be right back.
532
00:24:36,442 --> 00:24:38,420
Your harem will be waiting.
533
00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:45,908
The hammers can wait!
534
00:24:56,695 --> 00:24:59,107
? Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ?
535
00:24:59,131 --> 00:25:01,776
? There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ?
536
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:04,346
? It feels so right,
it can't be wrong ?
537
00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:06,881
? Rockin' and
rollin' all week long ?
538
00:25:06,905 --> 00:25:09,551
? These days are ours ?
539
00:25:09,575 --> 00:25:12,253
- ? Happy and free ?
- ? Oh, happy days ?
540
00:25:12,277 --> 00:25:14,889
? These days are ours ?
541
00:25:14,913 --> 00:25:17,158
- ? Share them with me ?
- ? Oh, baby ?
542
00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:19,995
? These happy days
are yours and mine ?
543
00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:23,615
? These happy days are
yours and mine, Happy Days! ?
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