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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,136 --> 00:00:04,502 ? Sunday, Monday, happy days ? 2 00:00:04,638 --> 00:00:06,869 ? Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ? 3 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:09,704 ? Thursday, Friday, happy days ? 4 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:12,244 ? The weekend comes, my cycle hums ? 5 00:00:12,379 --> 00:00:14,541 ? Ready to race to you ? 6 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:16,877 ? These days are ours ? 7 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:20,749 - ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, happy days ? 8 00:00:20,888 --> 00:00:22,254 ? These days are ours ? 9 00:00:22,389 --> 00:00:24,756 - ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, baby ? 10 00:00:24,892 --> 00:00:26,861 ? Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ? 11 00:00:26,994 --> 00:00:29,190 ? There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ? 12 00:00:29,329 --> 00:00:31,594 ? It feels so right it can't be wrong ? 13 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:34,463 ? Rocking and rolling all week long ? 14 00:00:43,944 --> 00:00:46,914 ? Sunday, Monday, happy days ? 15 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,642 ? Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ? 16 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:51,945 ? Thursday, Friday, happy days ? 17 00:00:52,085 --> 00:00:54,714 ? Saturday, what a day ? 18 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:57,347 ? Groovin' all week with you ? 19 00:00:57,491 --> 00:00:59,153 ? These days are ours ? 20 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:01,660 - ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, happy days ? 21 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:04,924 ? These days are ours ? 22 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,933 - ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, baby ? 23 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:10,333 ? These happy days are yours and mine ? 24 00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:11,870 ? These happy days are yours ? 25 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:14,065 ? And mine, Happy Days! ? 26 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:20,571 Happy Days is filmed before a studio audience. 27 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:31,057 - Of Mice and Men. - John Steinbeck. 28 00:01:31,191 --> 00:01:32,784 - Death of a Salesman. - Arthur Miller. 29 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:34,519 - Canterbury Tales. - Uh, Chaucer. 30 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:36,254 Boy, I'm really rolling now. Go ahead. 31 00:01:36,396 --> 00:01:37,989 - U.S.A. - Uh... Huh? 32 00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:40,862 - Oh, uh, give it to me. Give it to me. - Dos Passos. 33 00:01:41,001 --> 00:01:42,264 I thought he did Don Quixote. 34 00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:44,030 - No, that was Cervantes. - Oh. 35 00:01:44,171 --> 00:01:46,072 For Whom the Bell Tolls. 36 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:48,573 It tolls for me, Lori Beth. 37 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:50,371 Okay, Rich, this is it. 38 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:52,536 Your dream come true, buddy. 39 00:01:52,679 --> 00:01:54,875 Hey, Al. 40 00:01:55,015 --> 00:01:56,415 - Hi. Hi. Hi. - Al. -Hi, Al. 41 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:58,678 Okay, what are you going to have, huh? Richie? 42 00:01:58,819 --> 00:02:00,287 Nothing for me, Al. 43 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:01,649 Me, either. 44 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:03,120 Oh, me, either. 45 00:02:03,256 --> 00:02:05,157 Me, either. 46 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:09,491 Three "me, eithers" and one "nothing for me, Al." 47 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:12,065 Okay, nobody eats, huh? 48 00:02:12,199 --> 00:02:14,896 And I'm trying to run a business. 49 00:02:15,035 --> 00:02:17,402 So, you guys are going to have a party, huh? 50 00:02:17,537 --> 00:02:20,632 A party? It's not just a party. 51 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:22,174 It's a party party! 52 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,572 The biggest! 53 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:26,441 It's a Potsie and Ralph extravaganza! 54 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,640 It's a "welcome Hawaii to the statehood" party. 55 00:02:28,782 --> 00:02:31,217 We sent invitations all over campus, Rich. 56 00:02:31,351 --> 00:02:33,591 - Yeah. - Yeah, but I already gave a Hawaii party. 57 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:36,179 Who cares? It'll bring chicks to the apartment. 58 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:39,384 Our own apartment, wall-to-wall couches. 59 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:41,392 Lots of making out. 60 00:02:41,528 --> 00:02:43,622 Oh. 61 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:46,495 Well, that sounds, uh, kind of Hawaiian. 62 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:47,828 Yeah. 63 00:02:47,968 --> 00:02:49,493 What do you think, Lori Beth? 64 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:52,989 Uh, well, I guess it's better than us shooting baskets. 65 00:02:53,013 --> 00:02:54,013 Yeah. 66 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:56,136 Well, I-I like to shoot baskets. 67 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:59,006 You know, she-she rebounds for me. 68 00:02:59,146 --> 00:03:00,842 I'm getting pretty good. 69 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:02,108 Yeah. 70 00:03:02,249 --> 00:03:03,860 Listen, I got to go to the sorority house. 71 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,580 - All right. - Um, I've got kitchen duty. 72 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:06,963 - All right. - Okay. -See you later. 73 00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:09,047 - Bye-bye. - See you, Lori Beth. -Mmm. 74 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,181 See you, Sizzle Lips. 75 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:16,697 I really like college life. 76 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:18,350 I'm thinking about dropping journalism, 77 00:03:18,465 --> 00:03:20,457 and just majoring in lips. 78 00:03:22,269 --> 00:03:25,205 By the way, Sizzle Lips, can we borrow a couple of bucks? 79 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:26,704 What for? 80 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:27,864 For refreshments. 81 00:03:28,008 --> 00:03:29,408 Dip doesn't grow on trees, you know. 82 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:31,974 - I still got it. - You do. 83 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:34,081 Hi. What's so funny? Did I miss something? 84 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:37,742 You sure did. I told another side splitter. 85 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:40,479 Oh, good. I didn't miss anything. 86 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:44,781 Rich, Mom wants you to bring home a loaf of rye bread. 87 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:46,894 Oh, all right. Uh, with or without seeds? 88 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:50,054 Seeds? We're going to eat it, not plant it. 89 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,266 I've still got it. 90 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:02,534 Hey, Fonzie! 91 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:05,168 Good seeing you, Fonz. 92 00:04:05,312 --> 00:04:06,473 All right, gentlemen. 93 00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:08,514 All right, introduce yourselves to Blossom here. 94 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:09,741 Hi. 95 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:12,375 She's a bunny at Happy Harry's Hutch. 96 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,951 Well, I can certainly see why Harry's happy. 97 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,227 A bunny? 98 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,828 I thought she was a shapely Q-tip. 99 00:04:25,332 --> 00:04:26,664 That's it, that's it. 100 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,666 Put your eyes back in your sockets, all right? 101 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:30,082 I got a message from your mother. 102 00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:33,298 She wants you to come home with a... a loaf of rye bread. 103 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,432 Fonz, this is your lucky day. 104 00:04:35,575 --> 00:04:38,477 Because this Saturday, we are having a blast at our apartment. 105 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,945 It's our "welcome Hawaii to statehood" party. 106 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:43,778 And you and your friend are invited. 107 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:45,579 - Saturday, huh? - Yeah. 108 00:04:45,719 --> 00:04:47,296 Well, I'll tell you something, gentlemen. 109 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:48,811 I'm very sorry I can't make it. 110 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,548 Saturday, I'm taking Blossom to dinner. 111 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:53,888 I want to see just about how much bunny she really is. 112 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:57,955 Order her a salad. 113 00:04:59,699 --> 00:05:01,499 Come on, Fonz. Our party's going to be better. 114 00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:02,967 It's a college party. 115 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:04,514 - A college party? Are you kidding? - College? 116 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:06,803 Oh, I just love intellectual men. 117 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:08,272 Oh, please, Fonz, let's go. 118 00:05:08,408 --> 00:05:10,377 Well, I'll tell you something. I... 119 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:12,001 We're going. 120 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,272 All right, all right. 121 00:05:13,413 --> 00:05:15,143 You know, it's a come-as-you-are... 122 00:05:15,282 --> 00:05:16,341 or less, party. 123 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:17,849 You're all set. 124 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:19,864 - Hey, uh, Ralph, Ralph. - She's all set. 125 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:22,012 Yeah, right. Uh, stop panting, will you? 126 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,249 Because you're going to wilt her ears from there. 127 00:05:24,391 --> 00:05:27,088 Listen, why don't we hop over to my place? You get it? 128 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:31,293 Hop over to my place? Hop over... Whoa! 129 00:05:34,701 --> 00:05:36,879 Come on, Pots, let's get over to the fraternity house. 130 00:05:36,903 --> 00:05:38,047 - All right. Bye, Rich. - See you. 131 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:39,751 We got to borrow some things for the party. 132 00:05:42,409 --> 00:05:44,344 Richie, Richie, guess what. 133 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:45,755 - What? - Guess who asked me out. 134 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:47,441 - Who? - David O'Dooley. 135 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:48,581 Oh. 136 00:05:48,715 --> 00:05:49,876 He's a senior, 137 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:52,008 and, uh, he's an editor for the high school paper. 138 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:53,552 He's such a hunk. 139 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:54,814 Oh. 140 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:56,355 Yeah, well, that's-that's terrific. 141 00:05:56,489 --> 00:05:57,855 He's got a car and everything. 142 00:05:57,991 --> 00:05:59,220 - A car? - Yeah. 143 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,123 This is going to be a car date? 144 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:02,388 Well, I don't know. 145 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,040 Dad's not going to be thrilled about that. 146 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:05,589 - You know how protective he is. - Oh. 147 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:08,292 He's no problem. I-I'll think of something. 148 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:12,466 You what?! 149 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:14,598 Definitely not! 150 00:06:14,741 --> 00:06:16,141 You are too young to car-date. 151 00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:18,643 But Richie was younger than me when you let him go. 152 00:06:18,778 --> 00:06:20,644 Tell him, Mom. Get up and tell him. 153 00:06:20,780 --> 00:06:23,978 Oh... yes, he was younger. 154 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:27,645 Well, they've got you there, Dad. 155 00:06:27,787 --> 00:06:28,846 Well, that's different. 156 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:31,015 I mean, Richard is a-a-a... a boy. 157 00:06:31,157 --> 00:06:32,955 Oh, what's that got to do with it? 158 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:34,152 Yes, dear, she's right. 159 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:35,887 What has that got to do with it? 160 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:39,028 - Marion. - Well... Get over here. 161 00:06:39,165 --> 00:06:42,158 Didn't you have a talk with her about that? 162 00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:43,770 Oh, that. 163 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,896 Well, I told her everything. 164 00:06:46,039 --> 00:06:47,337 Everything? 165 00:06:47,474 --> 00:06:49,670 Well, everything I could remember. 166 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:54,542 That settles it. 167 00:06:54,681 --> 00:06:56,274 You are absolutely not going. 168 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,282 I will not have a daughter of mine 169 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,853 - out car-dating with some... gigolo! - Oh. 170 00:07:00,987 --> 00:07:02,979 Well, Dad, David's not a gigolo. 171 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:04,147 Uh, he's a senior. 172 00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:07,853 Yes. And Joanie says he is a hunk. 173 00:07:07,994 --> 00:07:09,428 Mm-hmm. 174 00:07:09,562 --> 00:07:10,996 A hunk? 175 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:13,862 Oh, Howard, he sounds like a very nice boy. 176 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,059 A hunk? 177 00:07:15,201 --> 00:07:16,829 And I wasn't any older than Joanie 178 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:19,405 when you and I used to, you know, spoon. 179 00:07:19,539 --> 00:07:21,531 You were a hunk. 180 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:24,635 Well, you two talk this out. 181 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:27,179 I got to cram for an exam. 182 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:29,010 This isn't fair. 183 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:31,345 I mean, you let Richie go, but you won't let me. 184 00:07:31,484 --> 00:07:34,079 Now, when I was 14, you said I was too young. 185 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:36,712 When I was a freshman, you said, "Wait until next year." 186 00:07:36,856 --> 00:07:40,258 Well, it's next year, and you still won't let me go. 187 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:42,589 Dad, don't you trust me? 188 00:07:42,729 --> 00:07:45,255 Of course I trust you. 189 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:46,866 Okay, you can go. 190 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,094 But I want to meet this young man first. 191 00:07:49,235 --> 00:07:50,328 Is that fair enough? 192 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:51,870 - Yeah, you can meet him. - Okay. 193 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:54,497 Thanks, Dad. Oh, wait until Jenny Piccalo hears about this. 194 00:07:56,042 --> 00:07:58,136 No, I don't know where we're going, Jenny. 195 00:07:58,278 --> 00:08:00,144 I was so excited, I forgot to ask. 196 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:01,646 Oh, my gosh. 197 00:08:01,781 --> 00:08:04,182 Oh, oh, uh, he's here. I got to hang up. Bye. 198 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,628 Mom, Mom, he's here. He's here. He's here. 199 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:07,396 - Oh, oh, I'm so excited. - Oh, no. Wait. Here. Here. 200 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:09,753 - Now, don't... don't act so excited. - Okay. 201 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:11,118 Try to be a young lady. 202 00:08:11,257 --> 00:08:13,249 Okay. 203 00:08:18,765 --> 00:08:23,969 Oh, well... Hello, Chachi. 204 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:27,131 It's always nice to see that smile of yours. 205 00:08:27,273 --> 00:08:29,333 Hi, Mrs. C. Here's the prune pitter you ordered. 206 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:31,104 The prunes will be here next week. 207 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:32,507 Oh, thank you. 208 00:08:32,645 --> 00:08:34,773 Oh, yeah, the holiday season is coming up. 209 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:37,440 And this prune pitter makes the perfect gift. 210 00:08:37,584 --> 00:08:40,611 Oh, I already have a gift for Howard. 211 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:46,193 Well... maybe Mother Kelp could use a couple of these. 212 00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:50,920 Wah, wah, wah. 213 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:54,592 Thank you. I feel kind of... wah, wah, wah. 214 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:56,362 I've got a big date. 215 00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:58,665 Oh, yeah? Who is he? 216 00:08:58,805 --> 00:09:01,468 His name is David O'Dooley. 217 00:09:01,608 --> 00:09:04,237 That wimp? 218 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,369 What does he got that I haven't got? 219 00:09:06,513 --> 00:09:10,211 Well, he's older, he's taller, he's a senior, and he has a car. 220 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:11,409 Besides that. 221 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,486 Come on, Chachi. 222 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:15,589 I'll give you some milk and crackers. 223 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:18,749 I would give you some rye bread, but Richard forgot it. 224 00:09:26,699 --> 00:09:28,964 Party time. 225 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:31,094 Hey. Hi, Joanie. 226 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,671 Uh, 227 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,832 well, I-I'm doubling with Fonz tonight. 228 00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:36,636 He's taking Blossom. 229 00:09:36,776 --> 00:09:38,005 Only one girl? 230 00:09:38,144 --> 00:09:39,510 Must be a slow night. 231 00:09:39,646 --> 00:09:41,979 Hey, that's great. 232 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:43,515 Drink your milk. 233 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:45,915 All right, let's get this show on the road. 234 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:47,350 Hi, Fonz. 235 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:52,118 Hey, Joanie, how come you look so... so tonight, huh? 236 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,454 Well, it's my first real date... 237 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,460 in a car... and everything. 238 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,462 All right, hold it! 239 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,227 Did you say car date? 240 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:02,767 Are you old enough? 241 00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:04,871 Look, uh, there are some tricks of the trade 242 00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:06,404 you got to know, see, and, uh, 243 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:08,269 I'm going to give them to you right now. 244 00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:10,434 Oh, I already know all that stuff. 245 00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:12,910 Jenny Piccalo has an old car seat on the porch. 246 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:15,038 No, no, no. 247 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,848 Joanie, that is offense. 248 00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:22,820 I'm going to give you defense, all right? 249 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,720 Now, you drive, I'm Joanie. 250 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,087 I'm your date, all right? 251 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:27,403 - All right. - Here we go. -Oh. 252 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:28,667 Plant yourself, plant yourself. 253 00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:30,521 - I'm driving. - You're driving. Here we are. 254 00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:37,930 Hold it! Hold it! 255 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:40,040 We're playing parked here. 256 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,573 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 257 00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:43,677 I just... I always get a little carried away 258 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,301 when I drive these foreign couches. 259 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:51,111 All right, we're on the date, I'm Joanie. 260 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:53,311 Here we go. Let's try, uh... 261 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:56,082 Let's try, "It's, uh... it's getting very warm in here. 262 00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:58,748 - I got to roll down the window" routine. - Uh-huh. 263 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,485 I want you to watch every move. 264 00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:02,858 - All right. - All right. 265 00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:16,401 It's really getting very warm in here. 266 00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:18,705 Yeah. 267 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:21,076 Excuse me. 268 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:23,706 I have to change the station on the radio. 269 00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:30,882 Hey, this is Wolfman Jack, 270 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,822 telling you not to touch that girl. 271 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,052 You understand? 272 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,028 That's called changing his tune. 273 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:40,900 All right. 274 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,297 All right, let's try, uh... 275 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:44,631 Let's try the old, um, stretch routine. 276 00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:46,330 - Oh, right. Right. - Do you know it? 277 00:11:46,472 --> 00:11:49,237 - I always had good luck with that one. - All right. 278 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,503 Watch every move. 279 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,510 Ah, memories. 280 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:54,990 Used to call me Stretch Cunningham. 281 00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:57,643 Yeah, right, just... stretch, Cunningham. 282 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,715 - Mmm. - Ooh! 283 00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:20,803 Oh, boy, that-that does bring back memories. 284 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:24,138 See, but that never stopped old Stretch Cunningham. 285 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:25,768 Oh, please, sweetheart. 286 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,972 I was only trying to give you a kiss. 287 00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:30,743 All right, now, this is your part, Joanie, all right? 288 00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:32,875 Not on a first date! 289 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,483 All right, you got everything there? 290 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,455 For every action a man's got, 291 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,992 - you got a counteraction, you dig it? - Why? 292 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:42,390 What? 293 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,089 Well, I mean, I've never kissed before. 294 00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:49,800 I'm 15. I want a... I want a real kiss. 295 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:52,770 I want to use... both lips. 296 00:12:58,411 --> 00:12:59,538 Oh, there he is. 297 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:02,911 Mom. Mom. Mom, do I look okay? Do I look okay? 298 00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:05,245 - Hi. I'm David O'Dooley. - Hello. 299 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:09,481 Well, I'm Howard Cunningham, Joanie's father. 300 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,250 This is Joanie's mother. 301 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,916 Incredible. You look so young. 302 00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:14,618 - Oh, thank you. - Thank you. 303 00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:16,423 Uh, well, actually, 304 00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:20,089 I am a few years younger than Mr. Cunningham... 305 00:13:20,113 --> 00:13:20,693 Marion. 306 00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:23,132 I'm, uh, Chachi Arcola. 307 00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:26,501 A very good friend of Joanie's. 308 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,811 Who is on his way home. 309 00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:37,041 Well, good night, everyone. 310 00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:42,648 If you need me, you know where I'll be. 311 00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:50,205 Well, we better leave, Joanie. 312 00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:51,229 Oh, yeah. 313 00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:52,993 Uh, we're going to a Hawaiian party. 314 00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:55,124 - Oh. - Oh. 315 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,529 Hawaiian. 316 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,696 Well, aloha. 317 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,240 Say something in Hawaiian, Howard. 318 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,367 Be home early. 319 00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,112 Well, have a good time. 320 00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:09,124 - Yeah, bye. See you later. - Thanks. Nice meeting you. 321 00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:11,674 - Bye. Good night. - And drive carefully, now. 322 00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:13,150 - Yeah, we will. - We will. 323 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,549 Aw. 324 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,156 Well, there she goes. 325 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:20,260 Our little girl, on her very first car date. 326 00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,624 Isn't it nice, Howard? 327 00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:26,392 I mean, think back to how it was when you were young. 328 00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:33,329 Stop that car! 329 00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,879 Ralph, what's going on here? It's freezing. 330 00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:49,181 A stroke of luck, Rich... The boiler busted. 331 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,314 There's no heat for the rest of the night. 332 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,484 Great party, huh? 333 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,921 Why did you open the window? 334 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,795 Rich, it's called ingenuity. 335 00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:03,232 It's too cold for a "welcome to Hawaii" party, 336 00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:05,668 so I made it a "welcome Alaska" party. 337 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:08,798 I seized the moment. You get it? 338 00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:10,170 Yeah, I-I got it. 339 00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:11,538 Your brain is frozen. 340 00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:13,043 Right, right, right. 341 00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:15,910 Take off your coats, everyone. Make yourself comfortable. 342 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:22,154 Alaska, Alaska. 343 00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:23,688 Ralph. 344 00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:25,587 Ralph, you're out of control. 345 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,188 Potsie, uh, are you gonna let him get away 346 00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:32,855 with this Alaska bit? 347 00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:36,163 Want some ice cream? 348 00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:37,998 You guys make great roomies. 349 00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:41,505 You know, the nights are six months long in Alaska. 350 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,301 Good thing I slept late this morning. 351 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,573 Oh, come on, guys, it's ridiculous. 352 00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:49,409 At least close the icebox. 353 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,947 I'm freezing. Can I get inside your coat? 354 00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:58,084 Oh, well, I, uh... Oh. 355 00:15:58,224 --> 00:16:00,250 Alaska is... nice. 356 00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:06,197 Oh, now I know why you go to college. 357 00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:08,062 Yeah, so you can freeze. 358 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:09,965 - It is cold in here. - Hey, there's Richie. 359 00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:12,732 Huh? 360 00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:15,497 Oh. 361 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:19,209 Oh, uh... Oh, I got it. 362 00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:20,904 - I got it. Oh, good. - What? 363 00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:24,108 You see, we're, uh... we're playing charades here, uh... 364 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,548 "Embraceable You." 365 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:26,880 Yeah, oh, that's a good one. 366 00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:28,019 What a great clue. 367 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,521 Yeah. Yeah, see, we're playing charades. 368 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,318 - Oh. - Hey, uh, Potsie. 369 00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,188 Potsie, come on, there are little kids here. 370 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,762 Mm. 371 00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:40,060 Uh... Potsie. Lori Beth. 372 00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:42,361 Lori Beth, what are you doing? Come on. 373 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:45,062 I'm trying to keep warm. 374 00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:46,866 Well, what do you think the light's for? 375 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:50,465 - Oh, good idea. - Uh... Uh, Potsie. 376 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,340 Potsie, come on, let's-let's play. Let's... 377 00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:54,709 Let's do the next charade, okay? Come on, anything. 378 00:16:57,483 --> 00:17:00,112 All right: lights, lips, action. 379 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:01,312 Oh. 380 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,821 - Joanie's here. - Joanie's here. 381 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,923 Fonz, uh, this is David O'Dooley. 382 00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:15,159 - Hi. - Hey, hello, car date. 383 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,198 This here is, uh, Blossom. 384 00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:20,772 She just got off work. 385 00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:21,907 She's a bunny. 386 00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:23,738 Outstanding. 387 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,401 What are we gonna do now, gang? 388 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,745 All right, let's dance. 389 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,149 You want to dance? 390 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,284 In this cold, we better keep moving. 391 00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:53,731 What? 392 00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,205 We have to. 393 00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:57,619 We have to set a good example for the kids. Please. Please. 394 00:17:57,643 --> 00:17:58,770 We're just dancing. 395 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,607 For me. 396 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,647 Ah. Oh, that's good, that's good. 397 00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:05,947 Hmm? Huh? 398 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,678 Huh. 399 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:11,716 Fonz. 400 00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:13,018 Not now, Rich. 401 00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:16,061 Got to set an example for the kid. 402 00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:17,857 Kid. 403 00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,397 - Kid. - Yeah, thanks. 404 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,725 Kid. 405 00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:43,347 Joanie is ruining the party. 406 00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:46,721 We can't kiss, dance, nose, snuggle, nothing. 407 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,690 It's just like a regular date. 408 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,821 All right. 409 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,990 All right, I'll, uh... I'll talk to her. 410 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,829 POTSIE and RALPH: Well, talk. 411 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,960 All right, I'm going to. 412 00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,398 Uh, excuse me. 413 00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:04,510 Uh, I need to talk to Joanie for a second. 414 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:05,805 - Do you mind? - Oh, no, sure. 415 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,937 I'll be over at the lightbulb. 416 00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:11,178 What is it now? Was I dancing too close? 417 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,341 No, no. 418 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,010 Joanie, see, I'm your brother, and I... 419 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,588 and I have to talk to you. See, uh... 420 00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:20,784 See, I'm in college now. 421 00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:22,622 Good, Rich, but I already know that. 422 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:26,130 What I'm trying to say is this is a college party. 423 00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:29,064 Now, you two are still little kids. There's... 424 00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:31,227 Rich, I get it. 425 00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:32,429 You don't want me around. 426 00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:34,130 Hey, that's fine with me, big brother. 427 00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:37,243 Come on, David, we're leaving. 428 00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:41,746 Oh, yeah, no, uh, I was just taking my bunny for a walk. 429 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:44,043 You know, uh... ? Da, da, da, de, da, da. ? 430 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,084 All right, all right, all right. Look, uh... 431 00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:47,550 Hey, let me ask you a question. 432 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,155 Why you going? 433 00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:52,315 I'm leaving because of my big brother. 434 00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:56,994 He doesn't want me around because he thinks I'm a kid. 435 00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,893 Well, this is for you. 436 00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:03,500 Did you see what she just did? 437 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,571 Did you see what she did to me? She went... 438 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,833 Can you believe she did that? 439 00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:11,102 Just like a little kid. 440 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:13,874 What do you think of that? 441 00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:22,187 They're here, Marion. 442 00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:24,187 Oh, I knew he'd bring her back on time. 443 00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:25,484 I wasn't worried. 444 00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:26,785 No? 445 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:30,148 Then why are you watering artificial plants? 446 00:20:30,172 --> 00:20:31,172 Oh. 447 00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:32,829 - Hi. - Hi. 448 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:33,965 - Oh, you're back. - Yeah. 449 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,398 Oh, did you have a nice time? 450 00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:37,093 - Mmm, outstanding. - Yeah. 451 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,137 How outstanding? 452 00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:40,603 Howard. 453 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,972 Oh. Well, uh, I'm glad everything worked out. 454 00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,579 Well, it's time to say good night, Joanie. 455 00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:47,736 It's after 11:00. 456 00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:51,080 I'll be up in a minute, Dad. 457 00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:52,947 Well, why don't you come on up with us? 458 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,085 Howard. 459 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,052 What? Oh. 460 00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:57,315 Well, okay. 461 00:20:57,456 --> 00:20:58,496 - Good night. - Good night. 462 00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:00,388 - Good night. -Good night. - Good night. 463 00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:01,636 - Good night, dear. - Yeah, good night. 464 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:02,904 - It was nice meeting you. - Good night. 465 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,406 - Oh, nice to have met you, too. - Thank you. -Good night. 466 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,160 - Good night. -Good night. 467 00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:08,062 - Good night. - Good night. 468 00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:10,601 Parents. 469 00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:11,999 Oh, yeah. 470 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:15,507 You sure are pretty. 471 00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:17,337 I am? 472 00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:19,675 Joanie! 473 00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:22,509 I'll be right up, Dad. 474 00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:24,810 I think my dad was afraid that you're, uh, 475 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,317 gonna try and kiss me. 476 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,149 He is? 477 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,189 Uh-huh. 478 00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:33,883 - Joanie! - Ah! On my way, Dad. 479 00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:50,301 I guess your dad was right. 480 00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:53,901 Well, uh, guess I better take you home now. 481 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,980 I-I think I am home. 482 00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:04,956 - Yeah. - I am. 483 00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:07,386 Well, uh... I guess I better go, then. 484 00:22:07,526 --> 00:22:11,361 Oh, oh, uh, uh, yeah, I'll open the door. 485 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:13,489 Yeah. Say, uh... 486 00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:17,298 - Marion! - Oh. 487 00:22:17,436 --> 00:22:19,462 Joanie! 488 00:22:19,605 --> 00:22:21,967 Uh... Thanks for the evening, and, uh... 489 00:22:22,107 --> 00:22:23,107 I'll see you at school. 490 00:22:23,242 --> 00:22:25,973 - Okay, bye. - Bye. 491 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,176 He's such a hunk. 492 00:22:50,336 --> 00:22:51,668 Oh, hi, Joanie. 493 00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:53,170 I'm glad you're here. 494 00:22:53,305 --> 00:22:55,171 I've been thinking about this all the way home. 495 00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:58,004 I'm really sorry about the way things worked out tonight. 496 00:22:58,143 --> 00:22:59,907 I-I realized something, though. 497 00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:01,809 You're getting older, and chances are 498 00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:03,358 this is gonna be happening more often. 499 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:06,648 You know, uh... us running into each other socially. 500 00:23:06,785 --> 00:23:09,516 So I think we're gonna be able to... to just work it out. 501 00:23:09,655 --> 00:23:12,090 But I am sorry that this happened this way. 502 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,090 Joanie? 503 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,889 Are you listening to my brother-sister talk? 504 00:23:18,163 --> 00:23:19,222 No. 505 00:23:19,365 --> 00:23:21,266 Oh, well, what's the problem? 506 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,562 He kissed me. 507 00:23:23,702 --> 00:23:26,297 My first real kiss. 508 00:23:26,438 --> 00:23:27,906 It was so romantic. 509 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,032 It left a lump in my throat. 510 00:23:31,677 --> 00:23:34,408 A lump? That-that sounds serious. 511 00:23:34,546 --> 00:23:37,106 Oh, oh, it was. 512 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:40,219 I got so excited, I-I swallowed my gum. 513 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,467 Well, listen, we better get upstairs 514 00:23:45,491 --> 00:23:46,925 before we wake up Mom and Dad. 515 00:23:47,059 --> 00:23:48,925 Oh. Oh, yeah. 516 00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:52,926 Rich, uh... do you think I'm pretty? 517 00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:55,534 Well, I think so, but, you know, I'm your brother. 518 00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:57,728 I'm not sure that counts. 519 00:23:57,870 --> 00:24:00,931 I do know that a lot of guys think you're very pretty. 520 00:24:01,073 --> 00:24:03,508 - Yeah? - Yeah. 521 00:24:03,642 --> 00:24:05,577 - Oh, thanks. - That's okay. 522 00:24:06,712 --> 00:24:11,507 Joanie... Do, uh, girls at Arnold's 523 00:24:11,650 --> 00:24:16,452 think that I'm, uh... you know... 524 00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:18,147 handsome? 525 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,130 Well, yeah, some of them think you're handsome. 526 00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:23,161 But I can't imagine why with all those freckles. 527 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:24,729 Hey. 528 00:24:24,863 --> 00:24:26,456 Joanie! 529 00:24:26,598 --> 00:24:27,691 Joanie, what's happening? 530 00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:31,600 You gigolo, what are you doing to my daughter? 531 00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:41,838 - Let's go on upstairs. - All right. 532 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:44,348 ? These happy days are yours and mine ? 533 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:48,443 ? These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ? 534 00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:56,355 ? Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ? 535 00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,691 ? There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ? 536 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:01,562 ? It feels so right, it can't be wrong ? 537 00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:04,397 ? Rockin' and rollin' all week long ? 538 00:25:04,536 --> 00:25:07,028 ? These days are ours ? 539 00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:09,767 - ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, happy days ? 540 00:25:09,908 --> 00:25:11,536 ? These days are ours ? 541 00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:14,875 - ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, baby ? 542 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:17,176 ? These happy days are yours and mine ? 543 00:25:17,316 --> 00:25:21,515 ? These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ? 38119

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