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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,136 --> 00:00:04,536 ♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪ 2 00:00:04,638 --> 00:00:06,937 ♪ Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ♪ 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:09,737 ♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪ 4 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:12,278 ♪ The weekend comes, my cycle hums ♪ 5 00:00:12,379 --> 00:00:14,575 ♪ Ready to race to you ♪ 6 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:16,912 ♪ These days are ours ♪ 7 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:20,784 - ♪ Happy and free ♪ - ♪ Oh, happy days ♪ 8 00:00:20,888 --> 00:00:22,288 ♪ These days are ours ♪ 9 00:00:22,389 --> 00:00:24,790 - ♪ Share them with me ♪ - ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 10 00:00:24,892 --> 00:00:26,884 ♪ Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ♪ 11 00:00:26,994 --> 00:00:29,225 ♪ There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ♪ 12 00:00:29,329 --> 00:00:31,628 ♪ It feels so right it can't be wrong ♪ 13 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:34,497 ♪ Rocking and rolling all week long ♪ 14 00:00:43,944 --> 00:00:46,937 ♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪ 15 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,676 ♪ Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ♪ 16 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:51,979 ♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪ 17 00:00:52,085 --> 00:00:54,748 ♪ Saturday, what a day ♪ 18 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:57,381 ♪ Groovin' all week with you ♪ 19 00:00:57,491 --> 00:00:59,187 ♪ These days are ours ♪ 20 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:01,694 - ♪ Share them with me ♪ - ♪ Oh, happy days ♪ 21 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:04,959 ♪ These days are ours ♪ 22 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,967 - ♪ Happy and free ♪ - ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 23 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:10,367 ♪ These happy days are yours and mine ♪ 24 00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:11,904 ♪ These happy days are yours ♪ 25 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:14,065 ♪ And mine, Happy Days! ♪ 26 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:21,072 Happy Days is filmed before a studio audience. 27 00:01:21,181 --> 00:01:23,047 Okay, I got the camera working now. 28 00:01:23,150 --> 00:01:26,314 I want everyone to smile as you come through the door. 29 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:27,649 Here we go. 30 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:30,519 Lights, camera, action. 31 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:32,024 Come on. 32 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:33,320 Oh, that's good! Good! 33 00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:36,295 Very good. 34 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:38,356 Good... good... 35 00:01:38,465 --> 00:01:40,195 - Very good! Good! - Howard? 36 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:42,667 - Huh? - Uh, your film is dribbling. 37 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:44,431 Huh? 38 00:01:44,538 --> 00:01:46,178 Oh, for goodness sakes. 39 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:48,742 Well, so much for "even a child can operate it," Dad. 40 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:50,105 Well, I don't understand it. 41 00:01:50,210 --> 00:01:51,872 I never even touched it. 42 00:01:51,979 --> 00:01:54,710 Now will you look at the instruction manual, Howard? 43 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:57,011 What good is the manual, Marion? 44 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,018 It's written in Japanese. 45 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,849 Where is it? 46 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,514 Right where you put it... Upstairs in the wastebasket. 47 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:04,853 Oh... 48 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:08,588 Let me tell you, these films are gonna be fabamundo. 49 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:12,223 As long as, uh, certain gloomy Gus here shapes up. 50 00:02:12,332 --> 00:02:14,563 What's up, Gus? 51 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:18,799 It's-it's... it's just... just college. 52 00:02:18,905 --> 00:02:20,237 How could that be wrong? 53 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:22,206 You just started. 54 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:24,210 Well, I'll tell you. 55 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,746 It's not the way they show it in those brochures. 56 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:29,407 You know, with the pictures of a... of a guy and a girl 57 00:02:29,516 --> 00:02:31,041 sitting under a tree, talking together. 58 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,210 Yeah. 59 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:34,311 I sat under a tree. 60 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:37,452 All I picked up was a squirrel. 61 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:41,156 Now, I'm in college now. 62 00:02:41,261 --> 00:02:43,958 Is it too much to ask to want to date college girls? 63 00:02:44,064 --> 00:02:45,555 Well, that's your first mistake. 64 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,532 You don't ask me. Ask them. 65 00:02:47,634 --> 00:02:49,466 Well, you think I didn't try that? 66 00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:52,767 Look, freshman girls... they only want to date upperclassmen. 67 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:55,934 And seniors... they're only interested in marrying doctors. 68 00:02:56,043 --> 00:02:57,978 The homecoming dance is tomorrow night. 69 00:02:58,078 --> 00:02:59,239 I don't have a date, 70 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:02,248 and I absolutely refuse to take a high school girl! 71 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:06,150 Now, will you cool your heels, Red? 72 00:03:06,253 --> 00:03:08,848 The Fonz will set you up socially. 73 00:03:08,955 --> 00:03:10,787 I've only got one day. 74 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:13,793 Hey, the places I take you, you don't strike out. 75 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:17,888 Well, Fonz, you see, I-I do want kind of a-a nice girl 76 00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:19,261 to take to the homecoming. 77 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:22,165 I mean, not a girl who pops up out of a cake. 78 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:26,038 All right, all right, forget class. 79 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:29,041 I'm gonna take you... I'm gonna take you 80 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:35,104 to a place called, uh, the Finster Memorial Library. 81 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,184 Library? For girls? 82 00:03:37,284 --> 00:03:38,308 That's right. 83 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:39,943 See, girls got two things in common. 84 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:43,615 One is that they all love to read. 85 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,454 Uh, well, wh-what's the other thing? 86 00:03:58,705 --> 00:04:02,540 Now, didn't I tell you this place was hopping with chicks? 87 00:04:02,642 --> 00:04:04,474 Yeah. 88 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:07,377 You're gonna get a notch in your "liberry" card. 89 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:09,575 Shh! 90 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:26,897 Are you sure Richie's here? 91 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,333 Would Howie lie to me? 92 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:32,497 Pots, I don't believe my eyes... look! 93 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,074 There's Fonzie. 94 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:36,666 Yeah. What's the Fonz doing in the library? 95 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,803 They probably put in a sexy book section. 96 00:04:38,912 --> 00:04:39,971 Yeah. 97 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,208 - Come on, let's see. - Okay. 98 00:04:42,315 --> 00:04:44,784 - Hey, Fonz. - Hey, Fonz. 99 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:47,946 Well, if it ain't the two stooges. 100 00:04:48,054 --> 00:04:49,386 Boy, Fonz... 101 00:04:49,489 --> 00:04:51,788 this is the last place we thought we'd find you. 102 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:53,884 - Yeah. - Are you saying I can't read? 103 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:55,304 - No, Fonz, no, you read great. - No. 104 00:04:55,328 --> 00:04:56,728 - Your lips never even move. - Yeah. 105 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:00,276 Just-just, Fonz, you're not the kind of guy 106 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,734 I picture with his nose in a book. 107 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:03,804 I have many sides. 108 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:06,169 Now, what do you want? I'm busy. 109 00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:07,434 We got to find Rich, Fonz. 110 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:09,533 - There's big doings tonight. - You bet. 111 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:12,112 We're all planning a panty raid at the Kenwood Hall, 112 00:05:12,212 --> 00:05:13,475 the girls dorm. 113 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:15,879 Yup. Fonz, Carter's, Frederick's of Hollywood, 114 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,917 Fruit of the Loom. 115 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:19,145 What do you say? 116 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:20,880 What do I say? Panty raid? 117 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,013 Child's tomfoolery. 118 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:25,001 Child's tomfoolery... Exactly what I said, Fonz, 119 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:26,618 but they're forcing us to go. 120 00:05:26,726 --> 00:05:27,837 Richie, too... They're forcing him. 121 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:28,760 Where is he? 122 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:31,195 Richie is on a raid all his own. 123 00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:32,857 I suggest you leave him alone. 124 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:35,094 Oh, right, Fonz, but could you do us a favor 125 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:37,865 and tell him to meet us at Mitchell Hall, 9:30 tonight. 126 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:39,564 Any later, and he'll miss out. 127 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,232 I'll tell him. Good-bye. 128 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,606 - Thanks, Fonz. - See you, Fonz. 129 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:46,475 No, wait! No, don't do that! Hey! 130 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:49,106 Fonzie, a girl just threw War and Peace at me! 131 00:05:49,216 --> 00:05:50,377 Hit me in the head. 132 00:05:50,483 --> 00:05:52,611 Will you keep it down? We're in a "liberry." 133 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:54,312 Shh! 134 00:05:54,421 --> 00:05:55,787 All right, okay, let's just quit. 135 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:58,256 I've tried three times, and I've struck out every time. 136 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,417 Let's just forget it. 137 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:00,926 You're not quitting. 138 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:05,089 Now, look, when you're strolling down life's highway, 139 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,667 you don't remember the strikeout... 140 00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:09,759 Only the home run. 141 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:13,199 Now, either you're gonna give it your best shot, 142 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:14,968 or don't shoot at all. 143 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:22,279 Okay... Look out, 'cause I'm gonna do it. 144 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:28,678 Now, you're sizzling. 145 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:35,227 Oh, excuse me. 146 00:06:35,328 --> 00:06:36,762 Uh, is this seat taken? 147 00:06:36,863 --> 00:06:38,855 Oh, good. Good. 148 00:06:57,717 --> 00:06:59,709 Oh! 149 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:02,316 Oh... 150 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:05,358 Slow beginning, but overall, a very, very good read. 151 00:07:10,463 --> 00:07:12,989 You read the entire book so fast? 152 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:14,761 Oh, oh, you noticed that? 153 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,965 Well, yeah, yeah, I'm a speed reader. 154 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:19,300 Self-taught. 155 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:21,841 Oh. How long you been reading that way? 156 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:23,035 Oh, years. 157 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:24,654 I'm a member of the Book of the Day Club. 158 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:26,579 Hmm. Then, uh... 159 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,478 why were you always getting chewed out 160 00:07:28,581 --> 00:07:31,141 for not doing your reading in driver's ed class? 161 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:33,811 How did you know that? 162 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:35,718 We were in the same class in high school. 163 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:36,881 Remember, Richie? 164 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:39,459 Oh! Oh! Oh, sure! 165 00:07:39,559 --> 00:07:41,027 - I... I remember you. - Yeah. 166 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:42,857 Yeah, certainly, you were the... 167 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:45,330 - Mm! - Right. Vaguely. I... 168 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:48,695 Not at all. I... I'm Lori Beth Allen. 169 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,100 Uh, you wouldn't remember me. 170 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:52,138 We had different friends, I had different hair. 171 00:07:52,238 --> 00:07:53,900 I had this tooth over here fixed. 172 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:55,066 - It was... - Lori Beth. 173 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:56,871 You always ignored me. 174 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,946 Well, um, I'm grown up now. 175 00:07:59,045 --> 00:08:00,104 I'm in college. 176 00:08:01,381 --> 00:08:02,679 You-You WM, too? 177 00:08:02,782 --> 00:08:03,681 Oh, yes. Yeah. 178 00:08:03,783 --> 00:08:04,807 Do you live at home? 179 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:06,978 No, I'm in the dorms. What about you? 180 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:10,514 Oh. Oh, I, uh... I-I live in a house. 181 00:08:10,623 --> 00:08:12,251 Oh. Whose? Phi Delta? 182 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:14,089 - No. - Alpha Tau Omega? 183 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:16,857 No, uh... Mama Papa Sister. 184 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:23,895 Who...? 185 00:08:26,573 --> 00:08:29,065 Well, uh, my... my parents. 186 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:30,575 I figure that, either way, 187 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,543 you eat a lot of meatloaf, right? 188 00:08:32,645 --> 00:08:34,375 Yeah, well, I'm about through here. 189 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:35,642 I finished my book, too. 190 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:36,910 Oh, uh, Mary Beth? 191 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,212 Lori Beth. 192 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:40,118 Oh, oh, right, I-I remember... 193 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:44,214 I-I just wanted to... to ask you something... 194 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:46,225 Oh... 195 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:50,122 I just thought that... Hey, listen, why... 196 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:52,893 why don't we go to Arnold's where we can really talk, okay? 197 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:54,991 We could go back to my dorm room. 198 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,301 We could do that? 199 00:08:59,806 --> 00:09:01,365 Oh, c-certainly. 200 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:03,067 Sure, we-we could do that. 201 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:05,609 Talk, huh? 202 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,812 Good. My roommate's in the infirmary. 203 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:15,115 Oh. 204 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:18,415 Talking in the dorms. 205 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:28,696 And the WOW request line is open. 206 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:32,671 And this one's dedicated to Lori Beth from Richie. 207 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:39,511 ♪ There in the gleam of the dream days of ours ♪ 208 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:43,572 ♪ The sweet mysteries in the star-speckled skies... ♪ 209 00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:45,675 They're playing my song. 210 00:09:45,785 --> 00:09:47,617 That's my favorite, too. 211 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,450 I love your new hairdo. 212 00:09:49,556 --> 00:09:51,252 I liked it better the old way. 213 00:09:51,357 --> 00:09:53,792 Me, too. Much better. 214 00:09:53,893 --> 00:09:55,054 Would you like to go 215 00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:57,001 to the homecoming dance with me tomorrow night? 216 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:58,430 I'd love to. 217 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:00,022 Me, too. 218 00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:04,432 Mmm, that was nice. 219 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:06,938 There's plenty more where that came from. 220 00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:11,362 You know, we have to watch the time, Richie. 221 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,810 If it's... 222 00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:15,848 If you're not out by 10:00, we could be in a lot of trouble. 223 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,417 Oh, we got plenty of time. 224 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:19,145 - Just trust me. - I will. 225 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:20,584 Me, too. 226 00:10:22,021 --> 00:10:23,683 It's 10:00, Milwaukee. 227 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:26,191 Do you know where your children are? 228 00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:29,862 You know, Richie, I've liked you 229 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:33,058 ever since I saw you shift gears in high school. 230 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:41,063 But I never dreamt you were such a tiger. 231 00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:52,110 Mmm... Lori Beth... Lori... L.B... 232 00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:54,521 I have to ask you something. 233 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,317 Anything, tiger. 234 00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:59,051 What happens if I'm here after 10:00? 235 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,128 - Why? - Oh, nothing. 236 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:04,459 I just noticed that the announcer said that it's 10:00. 237 00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:05,463 That's nice. 238 00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:08,558 It's 10:00. 239 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,728 Mm! 10:00! 240 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:11,964 10:00! It's 10:00! 241 00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:13,403 How could you do this to me? 242 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:14,838 What? I haven't done anything yet. 243 00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:15,941 It's past 10:00! 244 00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:18,102 Oh, well, look, I think 245 00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:19,555 you're getting worried over nothing. 246 00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:22,208 So I'm a few minutes late. What can they do to us? 247 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:23,339 Expel us! 248 00:11:23,449 --> 00:11:25,782 Expel? No, no, they wouldn't do that. 249 00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:28,218 - Yes, they would! - They would?! 250 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:29,721 Oh, man! 251 00:11:29,822 --> 00:11:32,621 It's happening again. 252 00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:34,694 Why me? Why Richie Cunningham? 253 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:37,093 I'm a good student, I work hard. 254 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,597 I-I'm kind to animals. 255 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:39,927 - Are you through? - Yes! 256 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,434 - Oh, 10:00! 10:00! - I'm sorry. 257 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,299 I'll have to call you tomorrow. 258 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:45,929 You better leave. 259 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,871 No! You can't leave. 260 00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:49,670 My cologne, right? 261 00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:52,471 No! 262 00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:54,878 No, you can't leave because of housemother Dunbar. 263 00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:56,950 She locks the door at 10:00 sharp. 264 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,348 The doors are locked. 265 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,215 You're stuck in here till 5:00 tomorrow. 266 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,289 Oh, nuts. 267 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:05,715 No, you don't understand. 268 00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:07,521 We can't take any chances with Mrs. Dunbar. 269 00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:09,027 She's new and she's really tough. 270 00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:10,596 She was in World War ll. 271 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:12,757 As a nurse? 272 00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:14,993 No, a tank. 273 00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:17,593 After she locks up, she runs a bed check. 274 00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:19,332 The beds are still here. 275 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:20,998 How long do we have? 276 00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:23,167 Oh, not that long. 277 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,905 If she starts on the first floor, maybe a half an hour. 278 00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:27,173 Half an hour! 279 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,943 But if she starts up here, it could be two seconds. 280 00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:32,018 She's early! 281 00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:34,517 We're gonna be expelled. 282 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:37,156 Mmm! What are you doing? 283 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,055 I'm not getting kicked out for just talking. 284 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,636 Mm! Do something! 285 00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:53,104 Under the bed! Uh, in the closet! 286 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,765 All right, all right. Stay calm. 287 00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:56,240 Keep a cool head. 288 00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:58,334 I'm jumping out the window! 289 00:12:59,545 --> 00:13:00,706 Can't jump, it's stuck. 290 00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:02,941 - Oh, in-in here. - Right. 291 00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:04,889 - And try not to wrinkle anything. - All right. 292 00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:07,280 Lori Beth, open up! 293 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:09,379 It's me, Christy! 294 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:13,257 - Thank heavens you're alone... - Leona's still sick. 295 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,931 So this is where you want me to hide. 296 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:23,628 I tell you, very good choice. 297 00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:25,398 The more, the merrier. 298 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,371 Hey, don't I know you? 299 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,738 I don't know, I... fixed my hair and my tooth... 300 00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:31,367 No, no, no, no, no, the "liberry." 301 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:35,805 So where's, uh... Uh-huh. 302 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,050 Peek-a-boo. 303 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,279 Get out here. 304 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:42,380 Oh, hi. 305 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,582 You have one, too, and they know each other? 306 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,626 Fonz, this is, this is Lori Beth, here. 307 00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:49,025 I'm sorry we didn't meet before 10:00. 308 00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:50,687 Hey, that's all right. 309 00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:53,028 The Fonz don't turn into no pumpkin. 310 00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:55,124 Hey, I gotta tell you something, Rich. 311 00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:57,829 I want to introduce you to Christy Riggenheimer. 312 00:13:57,937 --> 00:13:59,565 This is a very cool chick. 313 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,573 The things that she did to me 314 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,267 made me feel good all over! 315 00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:04,275 Oh, Fonz, Fonz... 316 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:05,276 Fonz, I don't think Lori Beth 317 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:06,588 really wants to hear about that. 318 00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:07,923 Oh, yeah, before I knew what was happening... 319 00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:09,491 - Fonz! - Before I knew what was happening, 320 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:12,713 I was applying for my own "liberry" card 321 00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:15,414 and checking out my very first book. 322 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,456 Oh... I thought you were gonna say, uh... 323 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:18,889 something else. I... 324 00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:20,323 Oh, I'll tell you something, Rich. 325 00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:23,760 You should've heard what she said to me. 326 00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:26,522 She is the first chick... 327 00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:28,897 I'm talking the first chick... 328 00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:30,663 That ever said 329 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:34,332 that I stimulated her intellectually. 330 00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:39,540 And now I got my own "liberry" card. 331 00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:41,705 - Whoa. - Wait... 332 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,715 y-you went to the library all those years, 333 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,045 and-and you never got a card? 334 00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:46,151 No, I never thought 335 00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:47,811 they'd give it to a guy like me. 336 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,752 But do you know there's a card for everybody? 337 00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,017 That's right. 338 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,616 Everybody is allowed to read. 339 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,718 Who would've thought such a thing? 340 00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:58,292 Richie, I hate to alarm you, 341 00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,798 but I think I'm gonna be hysterical. 342 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,176 All right, all right, don't worry. 343 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,135 If anybody can get us out of this, it's Fonzie. 344 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,864 Correctamundo. 345 00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:07,202 All right, school's out, time for action. 346 00:15:07,306 --> 00:15:08,433 The window. 347 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:09,818 Oh, you're not gonna be able to open that. 348 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:10,842 It's painted shut. 349 00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:13,244 Ye of little faith. 350 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:22,184 Wait... that's a long way down there. 351 00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:23,187 What do you think? 352 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:24,655 Well, I think we could make it, 353 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,317 if you want to spend the next six years in plaster pants. 354 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,191 - Oh, no, no... - No. 355 00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:30,490 Hey, hey, Fonz. 356 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:31,996 - Yeah? - Fonz, I got an idea. 357 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,776 We could take the mattresses, right, throw 'em out the window 358 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,080 and use those to break our fall. 359 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,088 Or-or, better yet, we could take the sheets, see? 360 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,370 We could, we could rip 'em up. 361 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,497 We could tie 'em together, 362 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:40,816 - make a rope and climb down. - Yeah. -Yeah! 363 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,217 Boy, I'm really starting to think now, Fonz. 364 00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:43,265 - Uh, Rich? - Hmm? 365 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:46,039 Have you no respect for state property? 366 00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:48,011 Well, Fonzie, you have to do something. 367 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,106 Right! Let's party. 368 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:52,551 Party?! Fonz, if you get caught, 369 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:53,950 you're just gonna get yelled at. 370 00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:55,130 The three of us could be expelled. 371 00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:56,465 - My father'll kill me. - Expelled. 372 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:57,966 - You know what that would be, Fonz? - Hey, hey, hey. 373 00:15:57,990 --> 00:15:59,001 Hold it, hold it, hold it. 374 00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:00,926 Freshmen, ugh... 375 00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:02,495 They're not gonna expel you. 376 00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,530 They might suspend you for about a year. 377 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,428 Oh... oh, what a relief. 378 00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:07,966 Fonz, we gotta do something. 379 00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:09,330 All right, think a bit. 380 00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:11,063 All right. 381 00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:13,002 - All right, here's a plan. - What? 382 00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:15,301 Uh... if we can get down to the first floor, 383 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:16,637 we could probably crawl out 384 00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:18,210 a-a supply room window or something. 385 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,506 - Couldn't we? - Yeah, great! 386 00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,156 Christy and I'll run down and check it out! 387 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:22,273 Okay, hurry. 388 00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:24,373 We don't have too much time till bed check. 389 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,811 You're an absolute genius. 390 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,460 Takes me a while, but, uh... I come through. 391 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,232 Einstein, huh? 392 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,670 Well, listen, tell me, Albert, 393 00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:48,741 how do you figure we're gonna get out that door, 394 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,252 down the stairs and through the window 395 00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:52,745 without getting nailed? 396 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,370 All right, all right, just a second. 397 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:55,971 Albert's really cooking now. 398 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:11,190 Hey, uh, try again. 399 00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:13,198 Oh, Fonz, Fonz, these are nice. 400 00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:14,198 Quality merchandise. 401 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,461 Here, you take first pick. 402 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,230 I want to tell you something... 403 00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:19,532 The judge's decision is final, 404 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:23,232 'cause the Fonz don't wear dresses. 405 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,945 Fonz, look, lo-lot-lots of men wear dresses. 406 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,950 Well, they do. 407 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,644 Uh... Tony Curtis. 408 00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:35,221 And Jack Lemmon. 409 00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:37,051 Uncle Milty! 410 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:43,523 Davy Crockett never wore a dress. 411 00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:45,596 What's he got to do with it? 412 00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:46,893 Everything. 413 00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:49,332 When Davy Crockett was trapped inside the Alamo, 414 00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:51,870 he could've worn a dress to escape, 415 00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,200 but he didn't, oh, no. 416 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,332 Not the King of the Wild Frontier. 417 00:17:55,441 --> 00:18:00,241 He stuck it out and so will the Fonz. 418 00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:03,778 But Davy Crockett died at the Alamo. 419 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:06,517 Good point. 420 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:07,814 Give that nightie. 421 00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:28,807 Just level with me, Rich. 422 00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:31,036 Am I little lopsided? 423 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:33,877 No. 424 00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:35,812 I... I can't wait... 425 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,884 I can't wait to tell Ralph and Potsie 426 00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,008 - that the Fonz... - Hey! 427 00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:41,430 I want to tell you something. 428 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,654 If you tell those two turnips, 429 00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,122 if you tell anybody... 430 00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:47,589 How can I be tough wearing a nightie? 431 00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:52,090 Yeah... You don't have to worry, Fonz. 432 00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:53,632 Your secret's safe with me. 433 00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:56,993 Mrs. Dunbar! Bed check time! 434 00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,002 Bed check, Fonz! 435 00:18:58,104 --> 00:18:59,663 Will you calm down? 436 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:01,839 All right, look. 437 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,307 If we get past her, 438 00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:05,071 we are home safe, all right? 439 00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:08,011 - Right. - Cool it. 440 00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:10,379 Just one second, Mrs. Dunbar. 441 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:14,084 We're-we're not decent. 442 00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:15,620 Oh! Oh... 443 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,759 - Very good idea, Fonz. - Yeah, now what do we do? 444 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,327 Uh, hey. Get under the covers. 445 00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:22,622 Yeah. That's my bed. 446 00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:24,162 All right, it's yours. 447 00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:26,303 I want to tell you something, this is very exciting. 448 00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:28,866 The lights, the lights! 449 00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:31,437 Get the ligh... what is this? 450 00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,333 What's going on in there? 451 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,636 You can come in now, Mrs. Dunbar. 452 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,456 Took so long I was beginning to think 453 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,640 you might have a man in here. 454 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,783 That ain't funny. 455 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:50,322 All righty, now, I understand one of you girls is sick. 456 00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,984 Aaayh... 457 00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:57,594 What's the big idea, Leona? 458 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,393 Trying to infect the whole dorm? 459 00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:01,296 - Let's have a look-see. - No, no! 460 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,392 Come on, girls, there's a panty raid! 461 00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:05,232 Panty raid! 462 00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:06,805 Don't panic, girls. 463 00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:11,539 Sergeant Dunbar, reporting for duty! 464 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,041 All right, just calm down. 465 00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:23,956 - Jump? - Jump! 466 00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:27,349 Panty raid! 467 00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:34,291 Yeah. 468 00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:40,937 You just don't let 'em know it is us. 469 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,373 Hi, girls. 470 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,502 Been waiting for us, huh, girls? 471 00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:48,237 Give us your underwear! 472 00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:49,610 This is a panty raid! 473 00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:51,293 Oh, don't hurt us, you guys! 474 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,552 Don't worry. 475 00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:04,228 Don't worry, sweetheart. 476 00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:05,457 We won't hurt you. 477 00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:07,692 Okay, girls, where do you keep your valuables? 478 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:08,800 Oh! 479 00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:16,207 Potsie, look at those girls. 480 00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:18,743 Is this a dorm or a kennel? 481 00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:25,008 You know, Ralph, 482 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,143 the one with the freckles is cute. 483 00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:29,586 But... but the other one looks like Fonzie. 484 00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:35,552 Potsie, look! 485 00:21:35,661 --> 00:21:37,653 Boy, she could be Fonzie's sister. 486 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,968 Look... don't you mention this to anybody, 487 00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:44,229 or you'll never eat solid food again, dig? 488 00:21:44,336 --> 00:21:45,360 - Right. - Uh-huh. 489 00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:46,370 I'm just glad you guys 490 00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:47,371 showed up, that's all. 491 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:48,634 Hey, it's Rich, too! 492 00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:52,769 - Boy, did we pick the wrong room. - Yeah. 493 00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:55,473 All we're gonna come back with is two pairs of jockey shorts. 494 00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:57,614 All right, let's go. 495 00:21:57,716 --> 00:21:59,094 - Out the window. - Aw, come on, Fonz. 496 00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:01,029 - Let us stay, please, come on. - Wait, aw, come on, Fonz. 497 00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:03,045 This is my first panty raid! 498 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,420 I been waiting for this moment my whole life, Fonz. 499 00:22:05,524 --> 00:22:06,583 Anything'll do. 500 00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:08,593 A half-slip, a training bra, even. 501 00:22:08,694 --> 00:22:10,720 All right, you're breaking my heart. 502 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:11,729 Make it fast. 503 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,823 - Thanks, man. - Aw, thanks, Fonz! 504 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,860 Aha! 505 00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:20,428 I caught you red-handed, you panty raiders! 506 00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:22,565 - Duck, Malph! - Oh, oh, ow! 507 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,200 - Ow! - You animal! 508 00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:27,280 All right, out the window, Malph! Go! 509 00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:29,691 - Out! Out! And don't try to... - Yes, yes, we're going! I'm g... 510 00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:31,513 - Ow! Ow! Ow! - Okay, Red. 511 00:22:31,617 --> 00:22:33,210 You... charge! 512 00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:34,844 Run! 513 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:39,014 - Tomorrow night. - Yeah! 514 00:22:39,124 --> 00:22:40,124 Out! Out! 515 00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:41,957 See you then! 516 00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:43,859 All right. 517 00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:47,929 Out... you leather-jacketed hoodlum. 518 00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:56,700 Now, is that any way to talk, gorgeous? 519 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:07,653 Don't give me any of your sweet talk, Slick. 520 00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:29,404 I bid you all a fond adieu. 521 00:23:38,517 --> 00:23:40,952 - Mother Dunbar? - Mother Dunbar? 522 00:23:41,053 --> 00:23:43,545 Come back, Slick. 523 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:53,431 Hey, Cunningham. 524 00:23:53,499 --> 00:23:54,558 Oh, hi, Fonz. 525 00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:56,727 So... how was, uh, Homecoming? 526 00:23:56,835 --> 00:23:58,269 Oh, great. 527 00:23:58,370 --> 00:24:00,464 Lori Beth thinks I'm very mature for a freshman. 528 00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:02,803 That's 'cause she never saw you in a nightie. 529 00:24:02,908 --> 00:24:04,900 Oh, right. 530 00:24:05,010 --> 00:24:07,343 I'm starting to get the hang of this-this college stuff. 531 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:08,345 I knew you would. 532 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,643 Well, here's the camera, Rich. 533 00:24:10,749 --> 00:24:11,749 They're ready now. 534 00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:12,808 More movies? 535 00:24:12,918 --> 00:24:15,251 I'm getting out of here real quick. 536 00:24:15,354 --> 00:24:17,050 Hey, you know what I think I'm gonna do? 537 00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:21,189 I think I'm gonna put my "liberry" card to use. 538 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,285 Whoa... 539 00:24:24,830 --> 00:24:26,341 We're all set whenever you are, Rich. 540 00:24:26,365 --> 00:24:28,266 All right, uh... lights, Joan, lights. 541 00:24:28,367 --> 00:24:29,767 Okay. 542 00:24:29,868 --> 00:24:32,727 Ready... and... action! 543 00:24:40,546 --> 00:24:41,980 Okay, good. 544 00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:46,317 Oh, I got it, I got it. Pick it up. 545 00:24:57,463 --> 00:25:01,696 ♪ These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪ 546 00:25:06,739 --> 00:25:09,072 ♪ Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ♪ 547 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:11,734 ♪ There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ♪ 548 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:14,313 ♪ It feels so right, it can't be wrong ♪ 549 00:25:14,413 --> 00:25:16,848 ♪ Rockin' and rollin' all week long ♪ 550 00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:19,509 ♪ These days are ours ♪ 551 00:25:19,618 --> 00:25:22,213 - ♪ Happy and free ♪ - ♪ Oh, happy days ♪ 552 00:25:22,321 --> 00:25:24,847 ♪ These days are ours ♪ 553 00:25:24,957 --> 00:25:26,892 - ♪ Share them with me ♪ - ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 554 00:25:26,992 --> 00:25:29,962 ♪ These happy days are yours and mine ♪ 555 00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:33,521 ♪ These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪ 38828

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