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[gloomy music playing]

[music swells]

[music continues]

-[Lalita] Mishraji? -Hmm?

[indistinct office chatter]

Mishraji, you've been very quiet today.

Didn't you manage to solve the problem? What is it?

I refused to sign on Ansal's file. I told him I'm not doing it.

So, now? What will you do next?

Don't know. Let's see. I mean…

-Lalitaji. -Hmm?

What are the basic necessities of a man?

Not much. A house to live in, clothes to wear and food to eat.

Give it a little more thought.

Hmm…

Someone who understands us. Someone who he understands.

In mind and body.

-That's all a man needs. What else? -And same with women? Right?

Yeah, of course. Are you doing some research on this?

I mean, it is similar to research.

Forget about this. It's lunchtime. Let's go.

No, I have a lot of work to do.

-You go ahead, I'll join you. -Give me the mashed aubergines then.

You have a sharp nose.

-Better hurry up. -[Mishra] I'll be there.

[suspenseful music playing]

[keyboard keys clacking]

[message chimes]

DESIG - SHALL WE MEET TOMORROW…CA TOPPER ?

DESIG A.K.A SHALL WE MEET TOMORROW…CA TOPPER ?

[man in Hindi] ♪ Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel ♪

♪ Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel ♪

♪ A gentleman sitting atop The yellow wheel of time cycle ♪

♪ This is his destiny Meet the common man ♪

♪ He was looking for sweets But all he got was a bitter pill ♪

♪ This is his destiny Meet the common man ♪

♪ In the exam called life He gets 0 out of 10 ♪

♪ This is his destiny Meet the common man ♪

♪ Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel ♪

Where are you going all dressed up?

To the same old place.

It's Saturday, office is shut today.

[tense music playing]

Yes, uh…

[Mishra chuckles nervously]

I was, uh, for… I am going to get the fan fixed.

So dressed up?

Are you going for the electrician's wedding?

We have a ceiling fan. Isn't that enough?

It's not the same with a ceiling fan.

This one blows the air right in your face. [mimics air whooshing]

It feels so refreshing. [chuckles nervously]

[scooter starts]

-[traffic noise] -[classical music playing over stereo]

[music continues]

[music swells]

[music continues in background]

800 for one hour, 1,200 for two. How long do you need it for?

-[woman] Last time you finished in 2 mins! -[man] I ate dates today.

I'll change my name if you're not limping by tomorrow morning.

Don't be shy. Many couples come here.

I give them full cooperation.

Have a good time and check out.

Why are you winking at me, huh?

I came here only because I have some official work.

There's no electricity at home. So what could I do?

So you got your fan here?

What about your TV and fridge?

Are they working without electricity?

-[receptionist chuckles] -This fan needs to be opened and repaired.

It's not working, my fan.

You book a room for me for one hour.

[tense music playing]

-[bed creaking rhythmically in next room] -[woman moans, grunts in next room]

[bed creaking rhythmically]

[knocking on door]

[suspenseful music playing]

[music swells]

[music stops abruptly]

-[man] Motherfucker! -[Mishra grunts]

-[man] Think this is a joke? -No.

To call me, you created a woman's profile?

-Am I an idiot? -No! [grunts]

Should I give some service?

-Should I pin you down and fuck you now? -[grunting]

No, please don't get angry, Desi Ghoda bhai.

I'm just completely new to all this.

I wanted to learn from someone who's experienced, like…

[Mishra grunts, exhales]

[panting]

You think I run a sex education school?

That I'm going to teach you, fucker?

I have mentioned clearly in my profile, "only females."

If anyone in the market finds out I also give service to men,

I'll lose my reputation.

It's difficult to get clients in this business.

Desi Ghoda bhai, that's what I need to learn.

How to get clients, to build a reputation in the market.

Why should I teach you all this?

You are basically my competition, right?

Potential.

You become my guru. And think of me as your student.

I'm not a bad person at all. I promise.

I swear on Vidya Mata.

Desi Ghoda bhai, uh, it's okay.

I tried my best and I failed.

What else can I expect?

Looks like I'm stuck with you in this situation now.

I'll charge you for this.

You need to pay me for my time. Guru Dakshina.

I'll give it to you.

[lively upbeat music playing]

Point number 1.

This is a serious business.

Always be on time and be respectful.

-Professional. -Hmm.

[Desi Ghoda] Point number 2.

Always give the client something extra.

-Something you have that others don't. -Hmm.

Women appreciate honesty.

You must always be honest with them.

My next point, write in capital letters, okay?

[exhales]

Your action is equal to client's satisfaction.

Never say no to a client. Repeat sale guaranteed.

This is the only business that does not discriminate.

Caste, religion, color, age, size.

-All customers… -…are equal.

Good.

Perfect. Follow these rules, then see how you will rule the business.

Because women always talk among themselves, right?

You are not as dumb as you look.

-You're a very fast learner. -You, uh…

You be my guru from now onwards.

I'll be set.

800 for one hour, 1,200 for two. Yes.

Did you get your fan fixed?

[chuckles] As good as new!

You opened it up properly?

I'm sure it will spin a lot more freely now.

You won't feel hot anymore.

See you soon.

Many people come here to get their fans fixed.

[Desi Ghoda] And get a new SIM. It's safer for the business.

[Mishra] Yes, Desi Ghoda.

[bike starts]

-Looks good. -[Desi Ghoda] 800 CC.

[bike receding]

-[brakes screeching] -[man] Fucker!

Why did you break so hard, fucker?

Have you lost your mind! You'll destroy the brake plate.

So you drive. Come on. With your broken leg.

You’re taunting me, motherfucker! I used to take care of this car.

Washing it daily, polishing it, oil, water, coolant, everything.

I love this car more than my girlfriend. Ask Ehsaan Bhai.

Ehsaan Bhai?

Your girlfriend doesn’t exist. How do we compare them?

-[Asthana chuckles] -Hmm?

Nadeem Miyaan, you have one and only one woman in your life

and that is this car!

-[chuckles] -[tense music playing]

I will teach Raja Bhai's men a lesson! Those fuckers broke my leg.

Wait till this plaster comes off.

-I won't let you touch this car. -[honks]

What is it?

Policy prick.

[Asthana honking]

[Nadeem] Hey!

Hands, legs, I want to insure everything, Shambhu.

I suggest buying a policy for your head and waist also, Ehsaan Bhai.

You can get injured there also.

Let's go ahead.

I don't want to spend even a single rupee in a hospital.

People keep getting hurt in our line of business.

[Shobha] Must be dying also.

[eerie music playing]

If you're using this, I'm sure that people die.

[sinister music playing]

You should get life insurance policies for everyone, Ehsaan Bhai.

If someone gets injured, you will save a little, small benefit.

When people die, you'll make more money, bigger benefits.

You become the beneficiary, Ehsaan Bhai.

But anyway, I'm just a woman. What do I know?

You men decide what is best.

[pensive music playing]

[tense music playing]

Get it done.

Give me life insurance policies for all my men, Shambhu Miyaan.

[Shobha] What about you?

Get one for yourself also.

Bhabhi Jaan and the kids should have a secure future.

Bullets don't discriminate between people.

One shot and you're gone.

Get it done.

[mouse scrolling]

[mouse clicking]

[clock ticking]

[tense music playing]

[message chimes]

[suspenseful music playing]

SUSHILA 69 - TOMORROW? AT 11

[fast-paced music playing]

[music swells]

[music stops]

C… [clears throat]

[hoarsely] CA Topper.

[door clicks open]

The truth is… [clears throat]

Actually, I'm married.

Me too!

-[currency notes rustle] -[client] Hmm.

But since I didn't give anything, how can I take anything from you?

[exhales exasperatedly]

[door opens, shuts]

[message chimes]

ANSAL JI - HOW ARE YOU, MISHRA JI?

JUST WONDERING HOW YOU ARE,

NO PRESSURE.

-[traffic sounds] -[indistinct announcements over speakers]

It happens in the beginning.

You feel awkward.

[chuckles]

You feel shy.

And everyone's personalities are also so different.

Some people think with their head and heart.

Just like you.

But some people think from a different part.

[chuckles softly]

So?

Want to continue or not?

Yes.

-You're a CA, right? -Yeah.

-Balance sheets make sense to you? -Hmm.

Debit, credit.

So clients are giving you payment.

You're giving them enjoyment. That's all there is.

Debit, credit.

If you think of it that way, it'll be easy for you.

That's how I have become a hit.

Best in the business.

-Thank you, Desi Ghoda bhai. -Call me Vineet, no? Vineet Kumar.

Desi Ghoda, that's for the ladies.

You're going out of your way to help me.

[Vineet] I'm not going out of my way. I'm charging you a fee, right?

[clears throat]

Once you take off, I'll take a cut.

I'll give you a cut.

Get started first, bhai.

-You got a new number? -Of course I got it.

-I will message you the new number. -Yeah.

One last thing.

Always make sure you carry protection.

-I always do. -[clears throat]

That is prevention. This is protection.

You can't be sure if every client is good.

What if it's a maniac?

Criminal?

That can be dangerous, right?

Whenever I meet a client, I always have this with me. Safety.

Oh, you had this with you when you came to see me the first time?

Of course.

-In case of trouble, I would have used it. -Huh?

But that wasn't the case. I felt that you were a very simple man.

Huh.

You're getting into all this to make money or to have fun?

Just for the money.

[pensive music playing]

Exactly what I thought.

Well, you seem like the kind of person who has been compelled to do this.

And that's exactly why I agreed to help you.

Got it? CA Topper?

Stop worrying so much. You'll be great.

[dishes clattering]

[keyboard keys clacking]

[mouse scrolling]

[mobile ringing]

[sighs]

Yes, Ansal sahab.

[Ansal] Mishraji, you have to pay me the first installment this week.

Remember, right?

Also, please reply to my messages, bhai.

It strengthens our bond.

Bhabhi and the kids are okay? Huh? Take care, Mishraji.

Yes.

[message chimes]

[suspenseful music playing]

[keyboard keys clacking]

[dramatic music playing]

[woman moaning, grunting]

[woman panting]

-This is good, no? -[whimpering breathlessly] Continue.

[woman moaning] Ah, ah, ah…

[exhales deeply]

[scooter approaching]

[Ashoklata] Wait till Papa gets home. I'll talk to him about this.

[tense music playing]

[music swells]

What happened?

I can’t find the knife

in the kitchen.

I'm sure these two have lost it. Who else would have taken it?

First, they lost the ball in school. And today the knife?

Let me go and check.

Money grows on trees, right?

From tomorrow, no cake in school tiffin.

-No, Mummy! -What "No, Mummy"?

-What "No, Mummy"? -It's very important. Or--

Otherwise what? I'm not giving any cake.

Why are you scolding the kids? Here is the knife.

You'll get your cake. Don't worry.

-Where was this? -I found it under the utensils.

[chuckles] I'm feeling very hungry.

-Me too. -Right?

-[both kids] Hmm. -Should we have a burger?

-Hey! -[kids] Yes!

Hey, it's okay. Don't you remember I told you?

I've started offering CA services to clients. Freelancing.

Hmm.

So that's going well now.

Wait and see, soon I'll have a lot of clients.

Keep this money.

Just see, very soon, I'll pay back all the money we owe.

Remember what I said? I found a solution to our problem.

You're still sitting here?

-Let's go! Move it! -[kids cheering] Yeah, let's go!

[vendors calling out their products]

[vendors inviting customers]

[Lappu] Peeing on the road? Cut his dick off!

Peeing on the road, crazy fucker!

Where are you going? Throwing garbage here!

Whoever throws garbage, spits, pisses here, has to pay a fine!

-Sir. -What, "sir,"?

-I don't have anything. -5,000 for throwing garbage.

7,500 for spitting and 8,500 for peeing.

-Remove 5,000. -[Lappu] Pay up!

100 is not a lot.

Government is spending so much, and you're…

Give me 5,000, or should I give you one?

-I don't have 5,000. -How much do you have?

-Only 70. -[Dhaincha] Remove 70.

-Whoever is throwing garbage will pay. -Where are you going? Catch him! Bloody!

Cleanliness task force! Government volunteers.

Pay the fine, get a challan!

You'll spit gutka on the road? Swallow that shit!

Sorry is not enough. Pay the fine.

I'll touch your feet.

Should I call your parents or what?

Earth is our mother, you'll spit on her?

Give me more. 500 rupees in hand and you think you're a Romeo?

Out!

[indistinct echoed chatter]

[Asthana] I'll stuff that "sorry" up your ass! More!

[tense music playing]

Listen, fucker! Don't screw with my head today!

For this collection, the map clearly shows that this side of the line is ours,

and the area on that side is yours.

Ehsaan Bhai and Raja Bhai have already discussed this.

And the road that is on this line? What about that?

I have no idea, motherfucker. We will collect the fine in this area.

This is our area, fucker!

Area belongs to the government, motherfucker.

We are also making fools of the public.

The public will pay the fine to us, get it?

But where is the public now?

They have all run away!

You all were so busy with this map.

We were looking at the map. What were you doing?

This motherfucker is completely useless. Listen, this road is ours, understood?

-Balls, it's yours! -[loud gunshots]

[Pinky, garbled] Hey …! The… is coming. Run!

What the fuck is he saying, motherfucker?

He's saying the police is coming.

-What? -[garbled] Run. Run.

[dramatic, grand entrance music playing]

Where did the police come from, fucker?

[music continues]

-Run, motherfucker! -Better not say I'm good for nothing.

[Pinky, garbled] Run…

[grand entry music continues]

[lion's roar echoes]

-[puppy whines] -[Ali panting]

Where did they go?

-[panting] You go that way. I'll go… -All right, sir.

-Ah, eh, eh, -Move aside.

-Hey, chaiwala, move! -Hey!

[Nadeem] Out of my way!

-[Ali] Where did they go? -That way.

I'll fuck their happiness today.

-[Nadeem] Where did my other crutch go? -[Pinky grunts]

[man yelps, grunts]

[chaiwala whining]

[Jhatka] Run, Lappu! Run faster, Pinky!

-Run, Lappu! -[Lappu] I am running.

[Jhatka] Faster! Run!

-[dogs barking] -[Jhatka] Come on, run!

[grunting, whimpering]

Mummy, save me today. Please save me today.

Come on, beta, come on.

[child crying]

[Jhatka straining]

[child crying]

[crying continues]

[Dhaincha, Pinky grunting]

[fast-paced music playing]

Hey, man! My bloody slipper!

Hurry up!

[Nadeem] Why did you go that way? Out of my way, dick!

Hey bastard, move it. Move, motherfucker!

[dogs barking]

[fast-paced music continues]

[music continues]

[music fades]

I don’t know where they disappeared.

[Ali grunts]

Hey, take it easy, Haider sahab.

Or else, your lungs will explode.

Bastards! Disappeared! Bloody motherfuckers!

You know, in my area, whenever anything goes wrong, huh,

no matter who I chase, the trail always ends here, Jain sahab.

But someday, when the chase is over, I'll catch the culprits.

Wait and watch.

Your suspicions are baseless, Haider sahab.

I'm just a simple halwai.

I'll have some samosa-chole with chutney. What will you have, Mathew?

I'll have some jalebi, sir. You know, sweet tooth.

Dhaincha.

[upbeat music playing]

Come on, these are fresh mithai!

Raja Bhai has a special recipe for this. It's world-famous in Noida.

[music continues]

[Ali] Wow!

This stuff is so tasty. I wish it did not increase my weight. Huh?

This small 50-gram samosa fucking adds 500 grams to my body!

So, Gaur sahab is your friend, right?

[tense music playing]

He's been missing for quite a few days.

[Gaur] Raja Bhai, the police came to the office.

They questioned me for a long time.

I'm shit scared.

Look here.

Gaur Babu, after we finished the job, we asked you to rate our services.

Five stars. You gave it to us, right?

Hmm?

So, now why have you come back to me again?

You were also involved in this. Where else would I go?

Raja Bhai, you have to find a way out.

I am shit scared.

-[Raja Bhai] Has the sun set, Dhaincha? -[Dhaincha] No, Raja Bhai.

Raja-- [grunts]

-[grunting] -[sinister music playing]

[muffled grunts]

[crunching]

[continues straining]

You should not have kept repeating, "I'm shit scared, I'm shit scared."

[straining, grunting]

In our business, if the client gets shit scared, he’ll take us down with him.

No way! He's not my friend!

[oil sizzling]

Gaur sahab

comes to my shop once in a while to buy bhujia.

That's how I know Gaur sahab.

But who told you that we are friends?

We have informants in our network.

Do you watch Crime Patrol?

Why? Has a halwai ever been shown as a criminal in Crime Patrol?

Huh? [chuckles]

Sometimes, you say the most bizarre things, sahab.

How is the jalebi?

The jalebi is very good.

Sir.

I will not take money from you, sir.

Who's even giving you any.

I'm just taking out my handkerchief.

You've put too much chili in this. Huh?

Next time, maybe go easy on the spice?

I'll let you know if we find out more about Gaur sahab.

He may not have been your friend but he has been a loyal customer, right?

[sinister music playing]

And, uh, jalebi could be crispier.

Next time.

[sinister music playing]

Oi! Come on! Get out.

-Out, out, come on. -We're leaving, fucker.

-Dhaincha. -[Dhaincha] Yes, Raja Bhai?

Remove some more plates from the cupboard.

He took our steel plate with him. Fucker!

Dhaincha, what's today's special?

Uh…

Bhabhi, lauki barfi.

Give me half kilo.

There's a new movie, Bindi. How are you not interested in watching it?

You'll come with me?

The evening show? Just the two of us?

Of course not.

I asked you to prove how childishly you behave.

See.

Didn't I tell you about this?

She just cannot think of anything beyond movies in life.

I have a problem to deal with.

And a business to run.

Do I handle all this or cater to your stupidity?

You manage the business. No problem at all.

I won't tie you down with my stupidity.

[melancholic music playing]

[upbeat music with Indian instruments playing]

CA Topper.

[woman in Hindi] ♪ My lover is illegal ♪

♪ Lover is illegal ♪

♪ My lover is illegal ♪

♪ Lover is illegal ♪

♪ He is digital… ♪

[moans]

♪ …becomes physical ♪

♪ Lover is illegal… ♪

[in English] CA Topper.

Yes, CA Topper.

CA Topper.

[moaning]

[woman in Hindi] ♪ My lover is like jasmine ♪

♪ He is old school… ♪

[messages chiming]

[moaning, breathing heavily]

[moaning]

-[exhaling deeply] Ah… -[exhaling]

[woman whimpering]

-[in English] Okay for you? -Continue.

[message chimes]

[woman in Hindi] ♪ In summer he is ice ♪

♪ In winter he is like a blanket ♪

♪ My lover is illegal… ♪

[moaning, breathing heavily]

[moans continue]

[moans get louder]

[moans intensify]

[in English] Shall we?

Tip.

[song continues in the background]

Namaste, Ansalji.

Here is your first installment. Interest included.

And the remaining installment will also reach you on time.

Okay? Namaste.

[woman in Hindi] ♪ My lover is like silver a door ♪

♪ He keeps spreading love ♪

♪ Every moment is festive Big-hearted my lover is ♪

♪ Keeps spreading lots of happiness He means the world to me ♪

♪ He is pure gold, he is not a fake ♪

♪ My lover is simple, my lover is simple ♪

♪ My lover is simple, my lover is simple ♪

♪ Lover ♪

♪ Lover ♪

♪ Lover ♪

[song fades]

Goodness!

[in English] There are so many options.

Huh? Look at this.

There are so many things you can do with these latest ovens.

Will you be able to operate this?

-Hmm, yeah. -Look at them.

[in Hindi] Good heavens!

-Ashoklata, Ashoklata. -Hmm?

[in English] I'm very tired today. Hmm?

Not now. Not today. Hmm?

Okay.

[silence]

Mummy, why are there no earthquakes these days?

["My Lover is Illegal" plays softly]

[song fades]

Beta, even Japan doesn't have earthquakes every day. Hmm?

Your papa creates the earthquakes. Magically.

Wow!

But Papa is working extra hard for all of us now,

so he can't do the magic.

But he'll do it soon.

Isn't it?

[chuckles awkwardly]

-Will you have some more? -I'm quite full. You sit down.

-Let me get you some paranthas. -Okay.

-I'm going out to meet a friend, anyway. -Can you deliver this cake?

-It's an order from the bakery. -Okay.

Water? You'll have some water?

No, no.

Or should we order room service? Chai, biscuit?

Don't worry about anything. I'm okay.

It's the first time you know?

No, I mean it's not my first time.

It's the first time I've paid for it.

I see.

No, no, no. Listen. Uh, let this be for now.

It's okay if you pay me after the service.

Should I switch off the lights or leave them on?

Whatever you prefer.

[Bindi] Could you…

Could you dance for me before we begin?

What?

Like the heroes in Hindi films?

Dance, uh…

I mean…

-Uh… -I'll pay you five times the fees.

Five times.

Listen, I'm all yours for the next two hours.

Your wish is my command.

I mean, I'll try my best.

[buoyant music begins]

[woman 1 in Hindi] ♪ He is very tall ♪

♪ With great physique ♪

♪ He is very tall, with great physique ♪

♪ One can spot him from afar Oh, that's my man, yes, yes, yes ♪

♪ Oh, that's my man ♪

♪ He looks strong Have caught him from the jungles ♪

♪ He charges like a wild bison ♪

♪ He meets me in my dreams My man meets me in my dreams ♪

[man 1] ♪ Oh red scarf girl At least tell me your name ♪

♪ Oh black kurta girl At least tell me your name ♪

♪ Tell me your name ♪

♪ Tell me your name ♪

♪ Tell me your name ♪

[man 2] ♪ Oh, I've traded heart For a heart ♪

♪ In this deal of love ♪

♪ I won the bet of love By losing my heart ♪

[woman 2] ♪ Conjurer, o, conjurer ♪

♪ You are a great magician ♪

[song fades]

[soft, romantic music begins]

[music intensifies]

[music swells]

[music continues]

[music slows]

-[light switch clicks off] -[Bindi moaning]

-[Bindi moaning] -[Mishra grunting, panting]

[exhales deeply]

[toilet flushing]

-[Bindi] Huh? -Nose.

It's on your nose.

Once you've satisfied your desires, you feel hungry, no?

No problem at all. Take your time.

Seeing the box, I couldn't resist. It’s very tasty.

I mean it's really delicious.

Where did you buy it?

I didn't buy it. It's homemade.

You know my wife, uh, she baked it.

She's a really gifted cook. I mean, she can bake all kinds of things.

You must tell her to add

orange and kesar essence to this cake.

Two drops each for half a kilo. It will add to the taste.

-Everyone will keep coming back for more. -Okay.

Take this. Five times, right?

Look, you really don't need to. I leave it completely up to you.

You are an amazing man. In bed, of course, and otherwise too.

Hmm.

Thank you very much.

I hope you'll call me again.

This is for you.

Payment for your cake.

-I made sure I delivered it on time. -Thanks.

Can I suggest something?

The next time, if you add some orange and kesar essence to the batter,

two drops each to half a kilo,

then I really think the cake will have a unique flavor.

-Try it out. -I'll try it out.

No harm in trying something new. I'll surely do it next time.

Okay.

[distant traffic sounds]

[currency notes rustling]

-[waiter] Your order, sir? -I will have an RC, uh, large.

Make it two, okay.

[qawwali playing over speakers]

So, finally you learned to play.

With a good guru, the student is bound to learn.

Guruji, am I doing something wrong?

I'm a married man and…

Don't think about right and wrong.

The reason why you did it is what matters.

-Your family's happy now, right? -Hmm.

-And your ass is not on fire anymore. -Yes.

That's it.

Keep going. Hmm.

Could you give me few more tips please?

[slow music playing]

First get a sense, what does your client want?

Preparation is key.

Hmm…

For that one hour, she's not your client.

She's a human being looking to connect with another human being.

Connect with her. And you're set.

That's all you have to do. Do you understand?

And after all, I'm only a man.

How could I possibly tell you about women?

And you are also a man.

How much will you learn from me? [chuckles]

Best to ask women what they want.

The more you listen to them, the more you'll figure it out.

[echoes] Do you understand, CA Topper?

[man 1 in Hindi] ♪ Yes, the delicate heart Should not be burdened with worries ♪

♪ Tell me the desires of your heart… ♪

[woman in English] Ittar turns me on. The musk deer one.

[man 1 in Hindi] ♪ Let the eyes enjoy Every moment of life ♪

♪ I bring the world to your feet… ♪

[in English] Wear red briefs and come. Just like Superman.

The V-shaped one? V for Victory.

Wear a floral shirt for me.

[man in Hindi] ♪ Have some fun in life… ♪

[in English] And underwear?

[woman 2] Underwear? Why bother? You're gonna take it off, hmm?

Strawberry flavor.

Banana flavor.

I like the ribbed ones. Please bring four.

[man 1 in Hindi] ♪ This is a business of dreams ♪

♪ Lots of sympathy… ♪

[inhales sharply]

♪ I distribute love to everyone ♪

♪ This is the business of dreams ♪

[woman 1] ♪ At a crossroads I saw you ♪

♪ Our conversation started in gestures ♪

♪ When you come to meet Everyone likes you ♪

♪ This business of yours ♪

[man 1, woman 1] ♪ The business of dreams ♪

[man 1, woman 1] ♪ The business of dreams ♪

[song fades]

[in English] I'm getting more clients.

I'll make sure you never have to worry about money again.

My guarantee to you.

[man 2 in Hindi] ♪ I'll buy happiness I'll weigh the world ♪

♪ You have got the color As if there's marijuana in your life ♪

♪ With the master key I will open all locks, locks, locks ♪

♪ I am Kashmiri saffron Get the milk even if it gets blisters ♪

♪ I will cross the road at the red light And will come to NCR ♪

♪ To be with you, with you, with you ♪

♪ If you pay the price, then I am Cupid ♪

♪ You will keep chanting my name ♪

♪ I will finish all your pain Don't be restless ♪

[echoes] ♪ Are you ready? ♪

[woman 2] ♪ Superman, Noida's Superman ♪

♪ And you have so many Superfans ♪

[man 2] ♪ What is happening? ♪

[woman 2] ♪ Superman… ♪

[message chimes]

♪ …Superman ♪

♪ And you have so many Superfans ♪

[in English] ♪ Oh, my God ♪

♪ Hey, Superman ♪

♪ Yo, Superfans ♪ [man 2 in Hindi] ♪ Oh, stop ♪

[woman 2 in English] ♪ Hey, Superman ♪

♪ Yo, Superfans ♪

[man 2 in Hindi] ♪ Listen to me, girl See your Superman has come ♪

♪ He shows the magic He has all the tricks and toys ♪

♪ He roams in the arena Keeps going in the winter ♪

♪ Break the bed, take the cot sometime ♪

♪ Enjoy fully, my range is from 23 to 60 ♪

♪ I do business in love Sometimes with one, sometimes with four ♪

♪ True social worker ♪

♪ Comes like the fire brigade Puts out every house's fire ♪

♪ The fragrance of nights Is in every corner ♪

♪ He is Aladdin's lamp ♪

♪ He is like hot fire The snake wrapped around you ♪

♪ Hey, he is like a stain on you And his eyes are killer ♪

♪ Hey, your lover is full Superman ♪

[in English] ♪ Are you ready? ♪

[woman 2 in Hindi] ♪ Superman, Noida's Superman ♪

♪ And you have so many Superfans ♪

[in English] Wow!

[woman 2 in Hindi] ♪ Superman, Noida's Superman ♪

♪ And you have so many Superfans ♪

♪ Oh, my God… ♪

[woman, moaning, grunting]

[moaning, panting]

[in English] You have such charisma.

A big heart

and magic in your fingers.

[moaning, breathlessly] You have magical fingers.

[moans] Aah!

If he can fuck around, why can't I?

He thinks of me as a machine.

Sex is not just about having children, you know?

Hope you'll call me again. You won't forget me, right?

[exhales]

Now that depends on you, CA Topper.

[woman] ♪ Oh, my God ♪

Can you print "CA Topper" on this?

See, over here.

I'll do it, sahab.

[Mishra] One hour with me

and the rest of the 23 hours with this.

It's to make sure you don't forget me.

Thank you.

Anyone who meets you even once

will never be able to forget you.

[woman 3 in Hindi] ♪ It feels like, it feels like ♪

♪ It feels like, it feels like ♪

♪ Happiness is embracing me With open arms ♪

♪ Nowadays it feels like Happiness everywhere ♪

♪ Nowadays it feels like Happiness everywhere ♪

♪ Pockets are getting deeper and deeper ♪

♪ Nowadays it feels like Happiness everywhere ♪

♪ Nowadays it feels like Happiness everywhere ♪

♪ Time is now supporting me so well ♪

♪ Even my milk has full cream now ♪

♪ We are also planning For the future now… ♪

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[both, in English] Come, play with us.

♪ [in Hindi] Those who used to taunt us Are embracing us now ♪

♪ It feels like happiness everywhere… ♪

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♪ It feels like ♪

♪ It feels like, oh, it feels like ♪

♪ When our life has started moving fast ♪

♪ Even in the time of crisis ♪

♪ Then the journey has become enjoyable ♪

♪ Yes, in the blink of an eye ♪

♪ Boat has crossed the river And reached the city… ♪

[in English] What is this? Sir, this is a government office.

Just to let you know, I don't work after 5:30.

After that, I have a personal life. Keep the file for now.

I'll take it tomorrow.

[joyful music playing]

Chaurasiyaji, give this to your mother. Thanks to her blessings, I'm doing well.

[woman in Hindi] ♪ Every day there is new success ♪

♪ Nowadays it feels like Happiness everywhere ♪

♪ Why problems are amazed When they look at me? ♪

♪ Nowadays it feels like Happiness everywhere ♪

♪ Happiness is embracing me With open arms ♪

♪ Nowadays it feels like Happiness everywhere ♪

♪ Nowadays it feels like Happiness everywhere ♪

[song fades]

[in English] You haven't eaten?

-Come on. -I was waiting for you.

You've been coming so late these days.

[clicks tongue] Sorry. Let's eat.

I've brought something for you.

-What? -[chuckles]

-Shall I? -Hmm.

This must be expensive, isn't it?

Then take it off.

Hmm?

Hmm.

You know?

You've changed a lot.

Hmm?

Ever since you've taken up this extra work,

everything around us has changed.

I'm sure whatever work you're doing

is the best thing for us.

[slow, pensive music playing]

Continue doing it.

Hmm.

Yes, that's the plan.

-[woman moaning, grunting] -[Mishra panting]

-[woman grunting] -[bed creaking]

[indistinct chatter]

[suspenseful music playing]

Sir, the tip was about this place.

Wrong things happen here.

-Come on, let's raid the place. -Let's go.

[panting]

-Go! Always fucking around behind me! -Okay.

[dramatic music continues]

-[Ali] Help me, Sudhaji, come on. -[Sudha grunts]

[Ali grunts, gasps]

[woman moaning, grunting]

[moans swell, crescendo]

[woman moaning, panting]

-[moaning continues] -[music swells]

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