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The Kardashians...

Did I tell you I'm
going to Australia?

Is that already happening?

Travis has toured this
year with Blink-182.

It was always my plan to
bring my kids and go on tour.

I'm gonna get my shit together

and I am gonna be
a drill sergeant.

Like, Khloé is so tough.

My type of parenting is we
do everything by a schedule.

You don't realize that you
sometimes have a stick up your ass.

"I have a schedule. I
have somewhere to be."

I'm so excited to watch Gypsy
Rose. I'm meeting her on Wednesday.

You're... Wh... That escalated.

Gypsy Rose Blanchard was
just released from prison.

She's expressed wanting
to get into prison reform.

I would be pregnant
right now if I could.

You know you can,
so you're good.

They found a cyst and,
like, a little tumor.

- Oh, my God!
- Dr. A said that I've gotta have

my ovaries taken out.

So, I need to clear for surgery.

- What do we need?
- So, your procedure is when?

So, it's next Wednesday.

And we're gonna... She's
gonna remove the ovaries.

Okay.

My surgery's a week away.

Dr. Boris is over to
give me my pre-op,

which is an exam that you have
to have before you have surgery.

I made peace with the fact
that this is happening,

but I'm still a little nervous.

That's the only thing in my
whole body that they brought up.

They go, "You look
great, except for this,

and it's growing, so
let's just get rid of it."

- Okay, um, so, let's...
- I was thinking,

"What could I... what else
could I do at the same time

- "while, while I'm asleep?"
- Two birds with one stone.

Right? I like to
multitask at all times.

Anything I can do while I'm
asleep, I'm gonna do it, but...

- D... You sleep?
- Yeah, exactly.

Okay. And generally
feeling well?

- Yeah.
- Energy's good?

- Yeah.
- You're able to exercise

- and do what you need to do?
- Yeah, yeah.

- Okay.
- Yeah, Khloé has me

on an exercise program
against my will.

That's great.

Sometimes things happen where
things are either an emergency

or they pop up or
they're necessary.

Any pain when I push?

- Mm-mm.
- No.

It never occurred to
me that this surgery

would be something that
I would have to do.

- Yeah, I just wanna get it over with.
- Okay. So, if everything looks good...

We're good.

I've never, obviously,
done this before,

but I always consider myself
prepared for just about anything.

But that doesn't mean that I don't get
a little emotional about it as well.

So, we'll send all the
information over to Dr. A and...

- Okay. Perfect.
- We'll send her over the clearance

- and you're cleared.
- Okay. Thank you.

- Thank you. Thank you.
- Well, good luck.

- You're welcome. See you soon.
- Thank you.

You guys, the way my
brain shifts from, like...

'cause I have so many
things on my mind all day,

it goes from, like, house
projects to, like...

I can't believe you're doing three
house projects in... simultaneous.

Like, that, to me, would
be the most stressful.

Yeah.

I just think I'm sick. I
thought I escaped Travis's cold.

Once we made out, it was over.

Can we just talk about the fact that
you sold out of Target in eight days?

- Crazy.
- Did you see... Do you see the DMs

of the empty sh... like,
the empty, sad shelves,

- which Nir has panic attacks over?
- When is it gonna be all be restocked?

So, it will be fixed next week.

It's really... It's on them, not
on us. They have all the product.

Yeah.

- Yeah.
- Hey, Pax.

- Hi.
- Hey!

So, I have known Paxy for...

When did you start?

I think I started in 2008.

- Sixteen.
- Sixteen years.

And, um, we were
pregnant at the same time

when I was pregnant with Rocky.

No, you're dewy, Pax.

Are you working out already?

Do you have, like, mom guilt
from, like, leaving your baby?

I'm with him, um, all the time.

Even now when we book Pilates,

like, Travis, he'll do
half and then I'll do half.

- Oh, my God.
- And then I did, like,

the 40 days at home where
you, like, stay home,

and I pretty much did
that with Penelope too.

I do.

Yeah. Mason broke his arm o...
right when it turned 40 days.

Where it felt like God was
like, "Your 40 days are up.

Get your ass outta the house."

Like, I literally... Mason
called me and was like,

"Mom, I'm on the side of
the road. I broke my arm."

I have kids all
different age ranges:

preteen, teenage,
adults, an infant.

So, I really do try to set aside
one-on-one time with each of my kids.

I don't wanna miss anything.

It's, like, a feeling of, you know,
being pulled in different directions,

like, wanting to be
everything to everyone.

I rushed over to the hospital

and I was, like, sending milk
back from Children's Hospital...

'cause I didn't even have any saved
milk 'cause I don't leave him.

But now, I'm also, like, feeling
the guilt of all the kids.

Yeah. Four, plus three bonus.

Yesterday, the guilt really
hit where I was like,

"Okay, I have to do more
with the other kids."

So, I don't know how
I'm balancing it yet.

- I feel like Australia will be good.
- Yeah.

I was thinking like, "I
have to fly to Australia"

"to be in a house
with all my kids

- "and no distractions."
- No distractions.

It feels like a rare time
when you have an infant

and I just love
this time at home.

And when Travis
committed to this tour,

I wasn't pregnant yet.

I think the reason for going would
be to keep our family together.

Just feels like, "Am I ready?"

- We leave next weekend for Australia...
- Okay.

And they hack up my
house while I'm gone.

So, I always see, like, the,
the dream life on Instagram,

where it's, like, a little
cottage that's, like, really cute

and then I'm like,
"Ah, what a life!"

But then I'm like, "Okay,
but you have seven kids,

six dogs, two bunnies."

Is there still a lizard?

- No, thank God.
- Oh, thank God.

It would be so nice to be,
like, in a cottage in the woods.

But do you think
after three days...

Like, I just see you
turning on the cottage.

I could. I could turn.

- Like, three days...
- There's no facials.

- There's no masseuses.
- Right. There's no sushi.

There's no Erewhon.

Oh, my God.

Hi, guys! Nice to see you.

Thanks for being
here. Hi, guys!

Oh, this is the
guy. Isn't he hot?

- Whoa!
- Damn!

So, today, we're doing
a Hulu promo shoot

and these are always fun 'cause
it's every family member.

- Kourtney.
- I'm rolling calls.

We honestly don't really get
to work together that much.

Hey, it's me!

I mean, we're always, like,
filming together and stuff,

but this is, like, serious work and
it's so fun to do it all together.

Woo-hoo, Khloé! I stole the megaphone.
They were hesitant to give it to me.

And then, at the
end of the week,

I'm gonna go meet with
Gypsy Rose Blanchard.

And I'm so excited.

Hi, guys. Thanks for
being here today.

- And we're here.
- Thank God I didn't

have to walk that far.

Alright, here we go.
And let's roll camera.

And three, two, one, and action!

These sets are so beautiful.

It's fun to be together.

We're in the
wilderness. I'm into it.

Show me a little bit more of
a dynamic movement, please.

Beautiful.

Besides me?

Khloé, 'cause she's,
like, a beast.

She would be the
type to, like...

hunt and gather and...
Like, I swear to God.

What weapons can
you bring with you?

I can see her, like,
spearing animals and shit.

Always looking into
camera, beautiful.

Khloé would, for sure, kill it.

Wow. I've never been picked
first in sports before.

Kris Jenner is least
likely to get out.

Whoa, hey!

My mom's not gonna last.

My mom was my Brownie troop
leader and we had to go camping

and we did a hotel
instead in San Diego

and did s'mores on the beach

and it was just like
Troop Beverly Hills.

I think my mom would crumble.

Unless she has a cell
phone and a helicopter.

I kinda stumbled in this
thing on the second time out,

- just a little stumble.
- Yeah, that's...

You'll see her on, like, climbing
this ladder up into the sky.

I think we're all really strong,
smart women who can figure it out.

I don't know about Kourtney.

Tight for five,
release for five.

- Oh.
- Kegeling while we're...

- Yeah.
- Especially after you have a baby.

It's very important.

Kourt would be
like, "No, you guys.

Like, is the trees
organic and, like, is..."

Like, there would
be a whole thing.

Kendall, she'll climb
a tree or something.

I feel like Kendall is savage.

I don't think I have
good survival skills.

Agh, my shoe's falling!

I just don't think
I have it in me...

to survive.

I think I'd crumble and
just would rather die.

But I got salmon sperm facial with
salmon sperm injected into my face.

I'd love to see Kylie survive.

I have serious, like... I
have survival instincts.

I'm not kidding. Like, I
used to play "Manhunt".

I hop fences. I
run really fast.

I was the fastest in my grade...

and I just have good...

I'm quick on my feet.

I have a little bit of
the Khloé beast in me.

I'm good.

Beautiful. And cut!

Thank you.

Thank you, guys.

Hi, Glamazon.

- Hi.
- You look so pretty.

- Beautizon.
- Hi, guys.

- So gorgeous.
- You look gorge.

You look like a
gorgeous mermaid.

Not a Grecian goddess?

- Venus.
- Venus.

Venus. You took the words
right out of my mouth.

I thought so. I've
been trailer hopping.

I went to see
Kourtney, saw the baby,

- I went to see Kylie.
- We gotta go see Rocky.

I feel like working is my
escape, my happy place.

- Yeah.
- So, cannot believe

I have a peaceful household.

- For everyone?
- Everyone.

Wow! What's different?

Well, I think I started
to see a therapist...

Mm-hmm.

And I just saw her once,
but she was like, um,

the simplest thing
that she told me...

was to take down screen time.

Yeah.

Of course, you're like,
"Duh." Of course, ya know?

But having strict rules on, like,
there can be no phones during meals.

They're gonna fight and,
and kick and scream...

- Who cares? Yeah.
- For, like, a week and then you gotta

get through it, and I never
wanted to deal for that week.

I am super proud of Kimberly

for wanting to take a
stricter approach to her kids

and, sometimes, it
takes just a third party

or a different voice for
you to register something.

Why can I run these, like,
businesses and be really firm

and I just, like, turn into
a big pussy when I'm at home?

I can't do that. Like, this
is my most important job.

- Yeah.
- I can't have anyone run over me.

Well, it's better to nip
it now before they're older

and then it's, like... mutiny.

Sometimes, it's just easier.
Like, "Oh, here's your phone."

My kids don't sit on
their devices all day.

Kids are very smart,

- so they know how to...
- They all, like, map it out of like,

"I'm gonna with Mom now."

"And then when I'm with her,

you go and ask for this 'cause
she's just gonna say, 'Yeah.'"

Like, trust me, I have
a militant household.

It's a sweet, love, happy
household, but there's routine.

I mean, I just started
implementing stricter scheduling.

I know I made fun of Khloé for
that and she's still too militant.

Strict does not mean, like, you
have to be this crazy monster.

It just means implementing rules and
being consistent with your rules.

So, just "no means no" and no bribery,
no th... like those types of things.

Structure, discipline, rules.

Discipline is love.

Like, having bedtimes, rule...

- whatever your thing is.
- I mean, I obviously had rules.

You know what I mean?

Okay. No, no, no.
I'm not saying...

Whatever. I'm just saying
not exactly that, but...

- Oh, here we go.
- Well, Kim.

As long as you actually
follow through...

- Whatever.
- 'cause, if everyone's on board,

these are non-negotiables.

- Trust me. The second that you say...
- Oh, I've been following through.

"Okay, now it's
only 10 minutes,"

- but then you really give 20.
- Nope.

So... I finally was like,

"I've had it. I don't care."

And I'm just like, "Oh, no.
I'm not dealing with this."

"I'm not dealing with
the attitude," ya know?

That's not... I just don't
deal with the attitude.

- Yeah.
- Where, before, I would be like,

"Okay, fine. You wanna be on your
phone for 10 more minutes? Okay.

You want candy? Okay.
Just leave me al..."

Like, "Just stop begging."

And now I'm just like,

- "The answer's no."
- And I get it. It's overwhelming. Yeah.

And just know, the minute you
break, they are predators.

- They can smell blood and weakness.
- Mm-hmm.

I was just being really lenient
'cause it was easier for me

and I was like, "I can't. I put my
all into, like, everything else."

"This has to be my
all times a million

"and I'm gonna have to
go through the hard times

of, like, whining and crying."

Like, "No. You're... Why
are you changing the rules?

I used to have my
device all the time."

And I'm like, "No. It's
gonna be this way."

So, I've just changed a lot of
little things around my house.

I'm basically turning
into Kourtney and Khloé.

I'm, like, shocked
that I live in peace.

So, maybe Khloé
was a little right.

I'm happy for you.

- You deserve peace.
- I-I, like, can't believe

- this is my life.
- You deserve no tantrums.

Like, I actually can't believe

- this is my life.
- Just keep it up.

I love that Kim
is learning this.

I mean, I've been telling
Kim this for years,

that I think she needs to be a
little firmer with some of her kids

and she just has to follow
through with whatever she says.

If it's "yes", if
it's "no", whatever.

And I am so happy that
Kim is finally on board

with the follow-through.

Oh, my God.

A lotta things
get lost in there.

It's like the Bermuda
Triangle in my puss.

- Oh.
- Where's the cap?

I'll pee it out eventually.

Oh, there it is.

Surprise! Oh, my gosh.

Keepin' it warm.

My mom is pretty sad about
having to lose her ovaries

and I think we need to just
make it into a positive moment

and bring her something
to cheer her up.

Got us a little caaake!

And just celebrate the amazing
work those ovaries have done.

"It's not..."

"It's not ovary yet."

Hi, guys.

Hi! What is happening?

I got cake and
balloons and flowers?

We know that my mom is
feeling a little anxious about

her operation coming up.

Mwah, mwah!

What we do best is we rally around
each other in times of need,

in happy times,
when we're scared.

- I feel like I just gave birth...
- Because you gave birth...

- all over again.
- To six phenomenal

human beings.

- Yeah, I did.
- Your ovaries have worked...

- Overtime.
- Like, leave them alone.

I loved being pregnant.

Love, love, loved
being pregnant,

and I do mourn not ever being
able to be pregnant again.

It was just this
delicious time in my life

where I felt like
everything came to a halt.

Life was beautiful.

It was the best time of
my life, the best years.

Okay, guys, to new beginnings...

knowing I'll never
be pregnant again.

- Thank you, guys.
- Where are the rest of your kids?

Kourtney seems like she
shoulda been first here.

- Well...
- I would just say,

make note of the
ones that show up.

- Yep. Mm-hmm.
- That show up first.

- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

That's what I would
do in my will.

- "Who showed up at my ovaries party?"
- Ew. She might

wanna eat your uterus.

She eats her placenta. So,
maybe do some... Hide it.

Wait, who eat
their pl... What?

Kourtney eats
placenta all the time.

- I did.
- Oh. Kumbaya.

A placenta is a baby's
home during the pregnancy.

- It's what the baby lives in.
- Mm-hmm.

So, you eat it? What, it's gonna give
you nutrition, help your muscles?

- It's barbaric.
- But that's like eating

your own body parts.

- Cannibalism.
- Hey, let everybody eat

their pla-pla-pla in peace.

- Not the pla-pla-pla.
- Not the pla-pla-pla.

Placenta.

- Do you know...
- Wh... Oh.

That when I gave birth to you,

you were born with
all of your eggs

and you were also born

with any of True's eggs.

Mom.

Oh, God. I mean,
not this again.

We've already talked about this and
it's proof that you don't listen.

You know how, like, True has
eggs in her body right now?

She was inside of you when
you were inside of Mom.

- Ew.
- So, basically, I made True.

No.

So, I basically made
all of your kids...

- With her one transaction.
- With my one transaction

and all of True's kids.

- Mom.
- Yeah?

- No, it's a fact.
- But you don't even know if

she's gonna have a girl.

- Right! That's what I'm saying.
- Okay, well, wait.

I'm gonna explain this.

Kendall may... I
didn't know this.

- Who told you...
- Kendall told me.

You're just trusting
something Kendall said?

- Who has no kids?
- Who doesn't know how to cut a cucumber?

Yeah, absolutely not true.

Like, "What?" You don't even
know who your partner is yet.

Call a doctor!

I'm calling Kendall.
She knows this.

She knows this!

Hold on.

When I gave birth to Khloé,

she was born with
all of her eggs.

Yes.

But what about True?

Yeah, of course.

- Kendall. Kendall?
- Do you... My mom, Khloé, and I

are having this debate.

When my mom gave
birth to Khloé...

A man's sperm dictates if
you're... the gender of a baby...

But is Khloé born with
all of True's eggs?

- No.
- See?!

Khloé and I are right.

- I'm talking to a certified doctor.
- Yes! So, we're talking to a real doctor

and the doctor
says you're wrong,

and that, yes, I'm
born with all my...

- Bye! Let Dr. A answer.
- No! Let Kendall explain.

- Kendall isn't a doctor!
- We're not gonna fight about this.

I don't even know anymore.

I just know I made a
whole bunch of eggs.

Mom, I love you, but
you-you're in charge

- of a lot, but not that.
- So, she's saying, she's saying that

- you're not forming your eggs.
- Now, you're gone.

- We love you...
- Way to burst my bubble.

Just admit it. I made everybody.
I am every woman, literally.

Or I made every
woman... kind of.

We all need a
Khloé in our lives.

- But...
- Thank God my ovaries

- were workin' that day.
- Kendall will always be

Mom's screensaver
no matter what.

- What happened to Kourtney?
- Kourtney's a slowpoke.

Well, I won't be here 'cause
I have dinner with my kids

and my brother's
coming over for a date.

- 'Kay, I have to go.
- Alright.

Where are all the other kids?

I mean, it's just
Kim and I here,

but maybe we're
the only good eggs.

Just hold me one last
time like a baby.

- Okay.
- No, this is how you hold a baby.

Oh, okay... Wah!

Can I burp you?

- Okay, you can let go.
- Okay, oh.

- 'Kay.
- Didn't last long.

I have to go.
Everyone, namaste.

Nama-stay inside your uterus.

Hello, guys.

Hi.

- There's sparkles.
- Thank you for my cake

and my flowers and my balloons.

- I heard I missed it.
- I think it's over.

What? The ovaries are over?

Did you see the...
what the cake said?

"It's not ovary yet."

- Oh, cute!
- Isn't that cute, though?

- Yeah.
- And look at my flowers.

- I picked out the flowers myself.
- You did?

- I did.
- That was nice. Thank you.

- You're welcome.
- I don't believe her for a second.

I've never seen those
flowers in my life.

So, your thing happens
when I'm in Australia.

Oh, you are? You're gone.

Do you think I should
definitely be going?

- Yeah. Why?
- Like, here,

I'm home most of the time.

I go walking. I'm in
a gated community.

I don't have to worry
about anyone seeing me.

Like, I don't know 'cause
it's, like, a lot to bring...

A baby? It's the best time
to travel with a baby.

No, like, the fl... I know,
like, he's super easy,

so I feel like the flight and
all that will be, like, fine.

I could either have a
carrier and cover him.

- Yeah, you'll be fine.
- Or have a-a stroller and cover.

It's just when you
land and get in there.

Are you flying commercial?

Yes.

Actually, the
paparazzi's brutal.

From the moment you land,
it's paparazzi city.

- And, like, I haven't...
- Just so you know.

So, that's one thing.

Like, I haven't shown him.

- Just cover him. It'll be fine.
- There's no paparazzi rules.

I'm starting to get a bit of
anxiety about going to Australia.

Rocky hasn't been seen and
in California, there's a law

that if I don't show the baby's face,
that the paparazzi have to blur his image.

But in Australia, supposedly,
there are no paparazzi laws.

So, they can take a photo and,
ya know, sell their image.

So, I think even knowing that we're
going on a plane with a lot of people,

I'm just feeling
really protective.

Just a lot to think about.

I think it's good for
them to travel the world.

Mason's coming over
for dinner tonight.

- Should I say something about Australia?
- Yes. Yes.

Mason, like, isn't
wanting to come

because he's a teenager and
wants to be with his friends

and with his dad and I
don't wanna not see him.

What if I just say, "It's
too bad you're not going"

"because I was gonna tell you
all the cool places to go.

This is what you should do.
You really should reconsider."

Yeah, and say, "And what a nice
memory with your mom and your..."

Yeah. What are you gonna do?

The good thing about having sisters
that really are close with our kids

and loves our kids
like our own is, like,

when I'm having a
hard time with North,

she'll go over to Kourtney's
and she'll help me out.

And then when she's having
a hard time with Mason,

he'll come over to my house and
I'll help her out and talk to him.

So, we really, like,
tap each other out.

How they always say with parenting,
like, it takes a village.

I think with Kim
and I, specifically,

because our older kids
are close in ages,

I think we're always just trying
to help each other when we can.

I don't feel, like, ready to go
out of my blissful baby bubble

and back into the world.

So, like, I wanna go, you know,
have an adventure with the kids

and with our family and... be
there to support my husband,

so that he's not
all alone on tour.

I think I'm-I'm torn.

- Okay, I'm gonna go.
- Same. I'll walk out with you.

- I love you. But I won't see you.
- Uh, I love you too.

- Well, when do you leave?
- Saturday.

Oh.

- Alright.
- I love you.

- Happy ovaries.
- Okay. Thank you.

Same to you.

That was so cute of the girls
to come over and bring a cake

and balloons and flowers and
make me feel so much better

about the whole situation and
really put a smile on my face.

- Hi.
- Hey, Kris.

- How are ya?
- Good!

- How are you?
- Good. I am so excited.

You're the first one to see
the new Saks Fifth Avenue...

- Stop! Oh, my God!
- In Beverly Hills.

This is such an exciting day.

And I've invited two of
my BFFs, Faye and Kathy,

and, Kourtney, you always
say I need therapy,

so this is my retail therapy.

Thanks for the
suggestion, kiddo.

Hi. Oh, my God!

Mwah!

Mwah!

- How 'bout come on in and take a look...
- It's a true honor.

- At the memories of the staircase?
- It's so great being here again.

- Oh, my goodness.
- Isn't it?

- Wait, that's you, right?
- Well, welcome back.

- Thank you.
- I think it's all us.

Kathy and Faye have been
in my life for decades.

Who doesn't love to go shopping
with their girlfriends?

And I also wanna share
with them a little bit

about my surgery coming up.

I would love to have
their emotional support.

This is gonna be, like,
your new playground.

Yeah. I mean, look
at this place.

Christian Dior, I like
those. Done, done, done, 39.

So, we need to
deliver this to Stormi

- for her birthday.
- Fantastic.

- Look at this.
- I love the fact that

- they kept the staircase. Whoa!
- Look down here.

- How cool is that?
- Look at those.

Did you see Good American?

It's right over there,
ladies and gentlemen.

- Mama needs a cocktail.
- Come on, this way.

It's cocktail time.

- We're starting early today.
- We are.

So, here's to us.

- Love you guys.
- Love you.

Mmm!

Love it, too.

Darling, and you get
the martini with it.

Oh, yes!

- It's so good.
- Right? I love this.

I love it too.

That is spectacular.

It's so Kris.

This, you guys, is not even
available yet to the public.

Wait, Kath, I like, on your
ass, it says "confidential".

It is very confidential.

- I'm feeling a little buzzy...
- Oh, my God. I think it's five o'clock.

- Oh, perfect!
- Yeah.

So, we're gonna come sit on the
stairs and have a little chat.

- Okay.
- Okay.

- We're having a talk on the steps.
- Keep up.

Okay, so, before we go to dinner, I
just wanna tell you guys that I'm...

- This makes me nervous.
- I can't take this.

- I can't take this.
- You're preg... Wait, you're pregnant?

No. The exact opposite.

I'm glad you brought that
up because tomorrow morning

at six o'clock in the morning
I'm gonna have a hysterectomy.

- That's fine.
- Okay.

- And that's okay, right?
- It goes easy.

Honey, don't be
worried about that.

It started out as, like, just
getting some ovaries removed

- and then today I got a phone call.
- Okay.

Dr. A., she goes, "Listen",

"I really think the
best thing for you

"is to remove the, the whole thing,
do the complete hysterectomy,

"and not give anything

- "a chance to grow anywhere."
- Right, and then you're gonna feel free.

- So no ovarian cancer, no...
- And, by the way, going forward,

and that's the benefit
to having a hysterectomy.

You don't have to
worry about that

- going forward.
- That's right.

'Cause we have to worry

- about so many things.
- So many people I know have.

- Yeah.
- Really?

- Yes.
- Yeah. I mean, it really is.

- Like, they're fine?
- They're fine.

You know what no
one talks about?

- No one talks about getting older.
- Nope.

No one talks about menopause.

- No one told me about menopause.
- It's, like, unspoken.

It's interesting that
in today's day and age,

this generation thinks that you guys
are gonna live forever and you're not.

Well, here's the thing, I
did it. They found something.

We're here to fix it and
I'm gonna do something

and remove something that
gave me six of the best...

- Yes.
- Parts of my whole life.

- Yes.
- I know.

And...

- it's, like, the craziest...
- Are you gonna start crying?

- No. I don't know why.
- Yes, she is. Yes, she is.

I have no idea why. I just
get emotional. I'm fine.

But, um, you start
thinking about what this...

- Means?
- Yeah.

I think I'm very
emotional about it

because when you're young, you start
talking about wanting a family.

Your friends are having
babies or not having babies.

And it was all we talked about,
literally, for 40, 50 years.

So, here we are now
talking about it again

and it's the other
side of the process

and it makes me very sad.

I just wanted you guys to
know 'cause you're my besties

and I didn't wanna wake
up tomorrow and go,

- "I never told the girls and..."
- No, I'm glad.

I thought you were gonna tell
me you're getting married.

I mean, not right
this very second.

I thought you were gonna
say, "At six in the morning."

I'm like, "That's a little
early for me to be..."

- What are we wearing?
- Dressed and ready to go as a bridesmaid.

- As a bridesmaid, for sure.
- I mean, you guys could totally be

bridesmaids when I get married.

Okay, so maybe when I'm 70.

Tony, Tony, what are we wearing?

We need bridesmaid dresses.

My family means everything to
me, but so do my girlfriends,

and I think because we've
been friends for so long

and we're all
about the same age,

it just means a lot to sit and
have their emotional support.

I've had operations for that.

And then, also, you're not
gonna believe what they found.

Swear to God. Guess
what they found?

- A wallet?
- Right?

- I don't know.
- A ball of hair.

- Shut up. You're like a cat.
- Kitty cat. A little kitty cat

Yeah.

Just terrified for a whole
new reason, Kathy. Thanks.

Kris, I know we're
making light of this,

- but please understand this...
- No, I know.

- That you're gonna be...
- I know, I know.

I just wanted you guys to
know. I'm a little scared.

- Never.
- You're gonna... It's all gonna...

It's gonna be fine.

- We love you.
- We love you, honey.

I know. I love you too.

Thank you for always
being here for me,

even in... the worst of times

- and the best of times.
- And the best.

For how many decades?

Today, I am at the
Fabletics offices.

- Hi, how are you?
- Nice to meet you.

- Oh, my gosh. Welcome.
- I've heard so much about you.

I post my workouts a lot.

And Fabletics noticed that
I was wearing their clothing

and working out in it.

It's gonna be an
amazing day for you...

- I'm excited. Yeah.
- And the brand.

They reached out to my mom

and said they would love
to do a collab with me.

Working out is something
that makes me happy

and to do something that
is this authentic to me

and something that I genuinely
love, makes my heart so happy.

I would like to introduce
Miss Khloé Kardashian.

Hi, everyone. Hi!

How are you?

So, kicking off...
what has it been like

partnering with Fabletics?

Well, it's honestly
been amazing.

I just love what the
values are of Fabletics

and then just how included I
was in the whole design process

'cause I am really bossy
and I am really opinionated

and I know what I like

and I don't ever just wanna
put my name on anything.

I wanna make sure it's actually something
that I want to wear, that I feel good in,

and something that I feel
comfortable having people buy.

Trust me, when people dangle a
nice check in front of your face

and you're, like, supposed
to do a post for something?

Yes, that's so
enticing, I get it.

When we first started this show,

I was so excited anyone
wanted me for anything.

I definitely took the money and ran,
you know, back in the early 2000s.

But you learn your lessons.

You also learn the value of your platform,
like, how powerful your voice is.

And I just don't wanna
throw away people's money.

One comment that we
heard repetitively

is everyone wanted to
know your workout regimen.

I do circuit training
with cardio intervals,

so I'm always spiking my
heart rate up and down.

For a shoot like that where I know
I'm gonna be showing a lotta skin,

I definitely work
out much harder.

And then I always celebrate
with full, large pizza

- 'cause that's just the way it goes, um...
- Wait, what flavor?

- Just cheese. I'm like...
- Just cheese.

I'm a kid's menu type
of girl, just cheese.

But life's about balance,
so, like, there ya go.

When I was bigger,
if they had Ozempic,

I probably would've tried it
'cause I tried any other thing.

I tried any fad weight loss
trend except for the real thing

that actually works and
that's a lifestyle change.

So, I really wanna
encourage healthiness

and not about the
number on a scale.

I just think people
should be active.

It do... I don't really
care what your size is,

and you should just be healthy
and stronger for yourself.

I love that. Can we give
Khloé a round of applause?

Thank you so much
for being here.

My family is like, "Oh,
you never leave the house."

I love that they want me to.

You guys, I'm never leaving.
I feel so good right now.

Like, " yeah!"

But they act like I'm miserable.

I haven't been on my
knees in a long time.

Oh, my God.

Or like, "Oh, she's
locked up in that tower."

It's like, "I'm perfectly
happy." Like, "I'm good."

Ugh. Woo! I'm so excited.

So, I just landed in Louisiana.

Yeah?

I'm meeting with
Gypsy Rose Blanchard.

- You...
- Okay, now I'm more interested.

Gypsy Rose Blanchard was
just released from prison

for being involved in
the murder of her mother.

Her story gained national attention
after being sentenced to 10 years

for aiding in the murder
of her abusive mother.

I'm gonna send you a link.

She's the most well-known person
that's just gotten outta prison.

Her mother had
Munchausen by proxy,

who would shave her head and act
like she had cancer her whole life.

What illnesses did your
mom say that you had?

Um, asthma, epilepsy,

um, hearing impaired,
vision impaired,

um, fed with a feeding tube,
paralyzed from the waist down.

How sick must you be as a mother

that you would let your child
have surgery for your own gain?

I-I think she-she really
wants to get involved.

She could be really impactful with
the... with, like, youth and abuse.

How long's she been out for?

Three weeks. It's, like,
a fascinating case.

Gypsy told Nicholas Godejohn about
the lifetime of abuse she endured.

They came up with a
plan to kill her mother

and Godejohn was accused of stabbing
her to death in their Missouri home.

She tweeted me and here I am.

So, I was like, "I really...
I'm-I'm super interested.

I think she can help,
but I'm fascinated."

- And I'll tell you how it goes after.
- I-I love that.

I wanna see what she wants
to do in prison reform.

I heard she wants to get in
it and I can guide her of,

you know, exactly where to
go and how she can help.

- Hi, Gypsy.
- Hi!

- Hi, Gypsy.
- Hi!

- It's so nice to meet you.
- How are you?

- I'm so excited that you...
- I love your coat.

- That is so beautiful.
- Thank you.

That you live in New Orleans.

It's one of my
favorite places ever.

- Oh, I'm happy that you came.
- The food.

Yeah, the food is amazing.

What was the first meal you had

- when you got out?
- Um, when I got out,

I got to try steak
for the first time.

- Oh, wow.
- I've never had steak before.

So, yeah, it was
actually pretty good.

Oh, my gosh. Well, honestly,
I've been following your case

- for a really long time.
- Really?

So, like, I wouldn't want
to come and, you know,

really meet with someone that I feel
like can make an impact just for, like,

- the sensation of the case.
- Right.

I recognize that, like, you
can make a big difference

'cause you can really articulate
what you went through.

- Right.
- And how you can get through it,

- you know?
- And I give you massive kudos right now

because I think a lotta people
are afraid of touching me

- as a topic.
- Really?

Uh, because I'm too
"controversial".

- Mm, girl.
- So, I give you, like, massive props

for being like, "Okay, I'm
gonna come do this right now.

Like, this is gonna happen."

When Gypsy posted that she
wanted to get into reform work

and wanted to connect,

I really wanted to guide her to use
her platform to really help people.

This has been a
rollercoaster ride.

Um, I'm blessed to be
given a second chance

because when I was going through
what I was going through,

nobody ever talked about
Munchausen by proxy.

No one was ever a
guiding light for me.

You know, I look back on-on things
that I could've done differently

and, like, the one thing
that people always ask me is,

"Why didn't you just stand up?"

- "Why didn't you just..."
- Call the police or...

"Call the police and this,
that, and the other?"

And did you tell your dad?

I didn't because I didn't
even know his phone number.

- Yeah.
- My mom literally had put a block

on our relationship
from him and I

and she created a fake Facebook
account, as me, talking to him.

Now, looking back
on it, I'm like,

"I could've done things
a lot differently

and it would've ended with
my mother being in prison."

- Mm-hmm.
- Did she deserve prison? Yes.

So, I can imagine that you
still really miss your mom.

- Right. It's so complicated, like...
- It's so complicated.

It-It really is. There
were times in prison

that I would just
sit on the bed.

I'd play one of her
favorite songs on my tablet

- and I would just cry.
- What was one of her favorite songs?

It was My, My, My by Rob Thomas.

My mom was a huge
Matchbox Twenty fan.

I would play some of their
songs and I'd just allow myself

that time to cry and grieve

and, sometimes, then I'd have
to do it in the shower too

- because, crying in prison...
- Yeah.

You're so vulnerable,
especially women...

- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- They can be so catty.

Their first go-to is,
"Well, you killed her,

so why are you crying about it?"

- It's hard. You know, coming from a...
- It's so hard.

That was a child in that
situation, it is hard.

I can't even begin to even act like I
understand what you've been through.

- Mm-hmm.
- I really have no idea, you know?

- It's a long road, but you're here.
- Yeah.

I know it's, like, a
controversial subject,

I think, when people want

to help people that were
involved in something so violent.

But I do believe people should
have second chances in life

and I take her entire
background into consideration.

It's really crazy not to.

I think you can really make
such an impact on young people

- that might not know how to get out.
- Mm-hmm.

I've seen people,

not as horrific as situations
that you've been in...

- Mm-hmm.
- But I've heard amazing,

triumphant stories of
people that have, like,

lived such an amazing life...

- Mm-hmm.
- Once they got outta their situation.

Right.

What I am left with now is,

you know, I did my eight
and a half years in prison,

um, so I paid my
dues to the state.

Now let's see what I
can do with my new life

and my second chance.

Can I at least get that?

And you are so strong.

- Thank you. I appreciate that.
- You know? And I recognize that

- and a lotta people do.
- Thank you.

I'm doing my best to try
to make my family proud.

You know, there's, like, an
internal battle going on inside

because it's, like, I know
that I did something wrong,

I paid my consequences,

but I feel like half of everybody
still wants to condemn me...

- Mm-hmm.
- And the other half is rooting for me.

- Mm-hmm.
- Because I post a selfie

and then I'm expected to have this, like,
greater message behind it and I'm like,

- "I'm just having fun."
- Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Sometimes you
just have to, like...

post and I say,
"And then ghost."

- And then, like, not...
- Post and ghost, I like that.

Post and ghost and not,
like, pay attention...

- Okay.
- To all the comments

and what's being said
because not everything

has to be such a deep message.

- I think the way you live your life...
- Exactly.

Is... moving forward,
is the deep message.

- Okay.
- And that's what I was, like,

so excited to talk to you about

because you've been
through hell and back.

This is what upsets
me so much is

you know everything that
I have been through, okay?

When I got to prison, I asked
them if I could get therapy

and really deal with the
trauma that I went through.

I received a notice that I didn't
qualify for one-on-one therapy.

- Wow.
- Mm-hmm.

You would think that they
would wanna set you up

and give you all of the
tools that you would need

to be as mentally stable...

- Right.
- And to be as healed as possible

to come home into society.

Why wouldn't they set up
all of these programs?

It always blows my mind.

Just the simple fact that
she couldn't get therapy

while she was in prison
is a problem, you know?

And I think that, ultimately,
we wanna bring people home

that are rehabilitated

and how can we do that if it doesn't
start with giving them the tools

and having them go through
therapy before they get home?

How has re-entry been?

Re-entry's been a
whirlwind for me.

- Yeah.
- Unfortunately, we are

living at a residence
and they're pressuring us

to put me on the lease and I
won't pass a background check.

- Mm.
- I think it's, like, the system is just...

- It's built to fail.
- It really is.

I wanna bring awareness.

I wanna be the person that
I wish I had to guide me,

but I feel very new at it...

- Mm-hmm.
- So I kinda feel like,

- "What are my resources?"
- Like, where do you go and how do you...

- Yes, like, how...
- Where... Totally.

Where do you begin?

I can totally help you with
that 'cause I had no clue.

- Okay.
- And I think I figured out

the best team that can
possibly help people

and-and I'm happy to introduce
you to all of them...

- Yeah, I would appreciate that.
- Who will guide you

in the right direction
and what to do to help.

Okay.

I think she's, like, a perfect person
to talk to, like, a younger generation.

So, hopefully, with her help,

we can try to bring
therapy into more prisons

and try to change the way
that the system operates.

I think that you have
such an important future

- to help so many people.
- I hope that I do.

I hope that Gypsy just
follows her heart.

I hope she heals,
first and foremost,

and I hope that she just follows her
path of wanting to help other people.

- Thank you so much for coming.
- Oh, my gosh, of course.

Next on, The Kardashians...

- There's the Opera House.
- It's so cool.

Pretty!

We made it to Australia.

Hi, paparazzi, you stalker!

That guy's running.
Let's go this way.

The paparazzi are everywhere.

- How are you feeling?
- I'm good.

I'm done with my surgery
and I feel great.

- Oh, it looks great.
- You think that looks great?

The, like, tip broke off.

It was, like, more
painful than childbirth.

We're gonna go to Valley
State Prison in Chowchilla.

Can we go say hi?

- Oh, God, what's she doin'?
- Hey, guys, back up, back up!

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