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COACH: Come on, you lot.

Come on, move yourselves.

Use your arms.

Work!

Come on!

Lazy sods.

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

Move your arms.

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

Come on, move it.

What's that? Bleeding doggy paddle?

Catch him up. Come on, move!

The bastard's getting away, come on.

Come on, move it.

Come on.

That's it, good, you've done it.

Come on, catch him up.

[BOYS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

All right, out you get.

[COUGHS]

That lad, what's his name?

Brody. Why? What's he done?

He's just a damned good swimmer, that's all.

Should be encouraged. Oh, yeah?

[ALL SHOUTING]

Pack it up. Pack it up.

Pack it up.

Brody, the coach wants to see you.

Oh, yeah? What's he want to see me for?

Just get out there, Brody.

Move it.

It's Brody, isn't it?

That's right.

When do you get out, Brody?

Next week. Why?

Anyone ever told you

you're a bloody good swimmer?

No, they ain't.

Well, I'm telling you. You are.

[MACHINERY RATTLING]

Are you going out tonight?

What?

Are you going out tonight?

No, I'm packing. Aren't you?

No, I've done mine already.

Is that all you're having?

Yeah, I'm on a diet, aren't I?

I'm starving.

Can I have chips and peas, please?

And I'll have a sponge pudding and custard.

God, where do you put it all?

I dunno. I never seem to put on weight.

Yeah. Thanks.

Well, you'll soon get fat sat on that beach all day.

GIRL: Yeah, but we won't be sat on the beach all the time.

We've got to work, you know.

Yeah, I know, but I'd rather work in a posh hotel

near the sea than in this bloody place.

I can't wait to see back of it.

Neither can I.

Hey, do you know what the nearest place to Torquay

is across the sea in a straight line?

No.

Go on, guess.

I can't.

It's Florida.

Oh, it isn't.

Course it is. Ask anyone. It's Florida.

Oh, give us a chip.

Thank you. Jimmy?

Thanks. Thank you.

Who's next?

Two pork chops and a pound of mince.

WOMAN: John, I'm in a hurry.

Just a second, ladies. Jimmy?

[ON RADIO] ♪ It fascinates... ♪

MR. SWALES: Jimmy? Jimmy?

Jimmy, come out of there.

JIMMY: Hang on.

Never mind "hang on."

Hang on. I was listening to that.

Well, you can listen to me instead.

What do you think you're doing?

Changing the oil.

You should be in the shop. There's people waiting.

Look, Dad, I don't want to cup up dead pigs

for me life's work, okay?

Don't you be so bloody cheeky.

That's kept you fed and clothed for 18 years.

Now, get in there.

All right.

You realize you're ruining this business

with your stupid carry-on,

lying under this car all day.

I'm getting meself sorted out for this trip.

You're not still on about

that seaside nonsense, are you?

You are helping me this summer.

I'm not.

I'm gonna get a job on the beach

when I get down there.

Bloody selfish, that's all that you are.

If your mother was still alive...

Look, I've been at that college nine months.

I mean it's about time I had a holiday.

I mean, you have an holiday when you want one.

MR. SWALES: Your whole life's a holiday.

ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: Ingram was dropped from Saturday's match,

although he was picked

last week for the England

"B" squad against--

Christ. I thought it was Dad.

"Welcome home, Steve. Nice to see you."

DARREN: Yeah, it's good to see you.

You okay?

Yeah, fantastic.

[SIGHS]

Where's Mum?

She's gone to work.

Why aren't you at school?

I've got a day off.

Leave it out.

I can't stick it anyway.

It's so bloody boring.

You going somewhere?

Yeah, I'm going to have a look in me room.

DARREN: That's not your room anymore.

What do you mean it's not my room anymore?

Mum said I can have it 'cos it's bigger.

Seeing you weren't using it like.

Oh, that's charming, that is.

Can I have your army jacket?

Yeah, I suppose so.

And that penknife what you left in your room?

Can I have that and all?

You might as well, you've got everything else.

Where's me other two knives?

I don't know.

What do you mean, you don't know?

Where are they?

Where are they?

I lent them to Johnny Myatt and he's lost 'em.

You thieving little bastard.

Mum said there'd be trouble once you got out.

PROBATION OFFICER: Why do you want to leave London?

[SNIFFS]

If I stay in London I'm going to get

nicked again, ain't I?

That's up to you.

Well, it's not really, is it, Mr. Woods.

I mean, if I walk out in the street,

in a couple of weeks, I'm going to get nicked again.

You know what the Old Bill are like.

They won't leave you alone for two minutes.

Well, what do you want to do?

I was talking to this screw in the nick.

Well, he was a coach, a swimming coach.

Well, he reckons I'm a good swimmer.

Strong like, you know.

He said there's a few races

down in Cornwall and Devon this year.

He reckons I could enter them

if half a chance, like.

It's not quite what I had in mind.

I meant a job.

You've got to earn a living now.

Yeah, I can get a job down there though, can't I?

Well, what job?

I dunno. A waiter or something.

I'll get a job as a waiter.

Why is this so important to you?

I dunno. Anyway, I've got nothing else to do.

Is that all?

Yeah, I suppose so.

I want to do something with my life.

I don't want to end up like that mob out there.

[THE ZONES' "NEW LIFE" PLAYING]

♪ Down to all The human people ♪

♪ That I don't relate to ♪

♪ Razzle me on my life ♪

♪ Tell me what I should do ♪

♪ I don't wanna Chase booty in this place ♪

♪ It's too much hassle And too much strife ♪

♪ Gonna get my foot In another doorway ♪

♪ Got to be much more Till there's change ♪

♪ I'm my-y-y li-i-ife... ♪

No, not like that. Look, put it in your mouth--

Yeah.

--take a suck and then go "Ah."

[COUGHING]

Oh, that's revolting.

You're not easy to corrupt, are you?

I don't know, no one's ever tried.

Don't' worry, I'll do my best.

♪ New life Go where I wanna go ♪

♪ New life Nowhere I want to go ♪

♪ New life My time on here will stand ♪

♪ New life No longer in a sham ♪

♪ New life Nowhere I wanna go ♪

♪ New li-i-ife ♪

♪ To new life ♪

Cheers.

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BINGO CALLER: Five, two, five on two, 52.

It's a blue, three on six, 36.

[CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

[ROCK SONG PLAYING ON RADIO]

♪ I don't like kids no more They take your lemonade ♪

♪ I know Dad said No smokes or drinking ♪

♪ You'll take me down I'm underage ♪

[COINS CLINKING]

♪ And I'm never gonna get down And dance with you ♪

♪ Again and again ♪

Bollocks.

[BELL RINGING]

There's a pinball.

[BELL RINGING]

Oh, shit.

Give us a game, then.

Yeah, all right, mate.

Oh, come on. Look, there's plenty

of other machines, isn't there.

We want to play on this one.

Well, I'm playing on this one, right?

Who are you talking to? I'm talking to you.

Piss off, that's my 10p.

That's Stu's 10p. He put that in.

STEVE: It's not, that's my 10p. GEORGIE: That's not your 10p.

Is that your bag?

Go fetch.

[BELL RINGING]

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Blimey, this hill's steep.

Me bloody feet are killing me.

Well, I told you not to wear them daft things.

They suit me do high heels.

You ought to get some, make your legs look longer.

Oh, give over.

We should have got a taxi.

I said we should have got a taxi.

All right, I know.

[PATRONS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

Oh, it's lovely. Isn't it lovely?

You don't have to whisper, it isn't a church.

Anyway, there's better stuff in London.

There can't be.

Of course, the Ritz and places like that.

Oh, yeah, I suppose there are.

Excuse me.

Can I help you, madam?

Yes. Uh, me and this other lady,

we've got jobs here as chambermaids

for the summer, like.

Yes, well, it'll be the housekeeper

you want to see.

Down there and to the left.

And in future,

it'll be the staff entrance

you'll want, round the side.

Oh, it'll be the staff entrance, will it.

Who does he think he is?

Oh, they're ever so grand down south, aren't they?

[RICHARD HELL'S "BLANK GENERATION" PLAYING]

♪ Uh-Uh ♪ ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Uh-Uh ♪

♪ To hold the TV to my lips The air so packed with cash ♪

♪ Then carry it up flights ♪

♪ Of stairs and drop It in the vacant lot ♪

♪ Lose my train of thought ♪

♪ And fall into your Arms' tracks ♪

♪ And watch beneath the eyelids Every passing dot ♪

♪ I belong To the blank generation ♪

♪ And I can take it or Leave it each time ♪

This your car?

Good.

Can you check the departure for tomorrow for me, please?

Thank you.

Are you my new girls?

Uh, Miss Nolan and Miss Benson, chambermaids.

Christian names?

I'm Carole and she's Angie.

Well, Carole and Angela,

while we are in staff quarters,

I will address you by your first names.

You, on the other hand,

will address me at all times as Mrs. Mainwaring.

Now, will you bring your bags and follow me?

I'll show you to your quarters.

She sounds like a bloody jailer.

She probably acts like one and all.

Insurance, please?

Thank you.

Get yourself a new set

of tires whiles you're at it.

Yeah.

Do you know where the nearest beach is?

Yeah.

Oddicombe, just down there.

Ta.

Hey, we've got a great view of a brick wall.

Oh, terrific.

Do you think they'll give us them little black dresses

with white lace collars

and a little white pinny effort on the front?

Yep. Here they are.

Hasn't got any lace on it though, has it?

Do you know, it's like being back at school.

That sodding Mrs. Mainwaring.

The flipping rules and regulations.

We can't stay out late, you know,

and we can't have men in the room.

Christ, she's got you worried.

You wouldn't, would you?

Have men in here?

I'll tell you what, you find us a couple

and we'll worry about it then, okay?

There's other ways of enjoying yourself you know.

On your own like. Without men.

Oh, yeah?

Well, I'm not that bothered about latching

onto some fellow just for the sake of it.

Doing it all, have you? Been getting it regular?

No, as a matter of fact.

I've...

Well, no.

Oh, well, listen.

Don't be put off by your first time.

I mean, the first time's always bloody awful,

but don't let it put you off.

Okay?

The missis can't do this.

Gives her muscles in the wrong place.

Don't take any notice.

He's all mouth and no trousers.

Tell you about the glasses?

No.

Don't let them walk off with them.

And don't let them nurse half a pint all night.

[BOTTLES CLINKING]

And if they insult you, you let it ride.

If you start getting riled,

it can soon turn into a madhouse.

Yeah.

D'you get much of that in here, then?

Customers having a go at you?

No, only the tourists.

Hemorrhoids, he calls them.

Eh?

They turn red, hang round in bunches,

and they're a pain in the arse.

Sounds like a bunch of fun.

Oh, don't take them too seriously.

You'll soon pick it up.

Yeah.

Doreen, any chance of one of them pies out there?

I'm starving.

Yeah, go on, love, take one.

Cheers.

All right, take some.

Are you entering for this race?

Yeah, I might be. Why?

Well, I hope you can swim

better than you can play pinball.

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[DOG BARKING]

[CHURCH BELL RINGING]

[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

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I'm just going for a swim, Jack.

[CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

Hey. Just watch where you're going, all right?

[POP SONG PLAYING ON RADIO]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

MAINWARING: Now, this is the Presidential Suite,

it's made up of three rooms, bedroom, bathroom,

and the sitting room.

Now, when you clean in here, the first thing you do

is open the window.

Guests' possessions must not be touched,

but that does not mean that you don't dust properly.

A quick flick of the duster will not do.

Then a good polish,

a damp rag around the skirting boards, et cetera,

clean ashtrays, and Hoover last of all,

making quite sure that you get into the corners

and the edges of the carpet

and move the furniture, please.

The flowers, those are my domain.

[POP SONG PLAYING ON RADIO]

All right.

Let's get some of these boats down.

We got to keep an eye on your costumers, see?

You get some louts,

they creep up when you're busy,

try and steal a float without paying.

Yeah, you've got to treat that lot very carefully.

Subtlety's the key word I suppose.

Aye, that's right.

And then you've got your silly little kids.

Who won't come in when their time is up.

[CHUCKLES]

They like playing, clever buggers.

Well, you just need a loud voice for them.

Anything else?

Anything else?

Anything else.

Heh, listen, boy,

I could write a bloody manual

on the talent and expertise needed on this beach.

I bet you could.

MAN: Come on, then.

Oh, and another type you get is your actual thief.

Do you get danger money for this job?

Now, making of the beds.

In this, uh--

In this hotel

we like the envelope end of the pillowcase

to go to the left.

It's a tradition.

Some hotels-- Will you please not sit on there.

Thank you.

Now, the beds: hospital corners.

If you don't know how to do those,

tell me and I'll show you.

Right, I think that's the lot.

Ug, report to me when you've finished so that I can check

that you've done everything properly, all right?

Now, we'll go and collect your cleaning materials

so that you can get a start.

[EDDIE & THE HOT RODS' "DO ANYTHING YOU WANNA DO" PLAYING]

♪ Searching for adventure Is the type of life to find ♪

♪ Tired of doing day jobs With no thanks for what I do ♪

♪ I'm sure I must be someone ♪

Bollocks.

What's the matter, mate?

Some bastard's nicked me towel, ain't they.

Typical.

MAN [ON RADIO]: ...and let's stay on the coast and it is the coast

of Torbay where next week many swimmers will be taking

the plunge in the annual round the bay

long distance swimming race.

We'll be also getting our feet wet

and bringing you full reports on that race

throughout the day.

But the time now is 9:15.

[FOLK SONG PLAYING]

What are you doing?

Smell this.

Isn't it fantastic?

Oh, it's great,

but they'll notice when they come back in.

Oh, shut up.

You're not supposed to do that.

♪ What are we gonna do? ♪

Does it suit me?

Mm.

Come on, help me with this bed.

ANGIE: Can you imagine being rich?

You can have anything you want.

Me, I'd have one of them dead big fitted wardrobes.

I'd have one shelf stacked with tights,

one shelf stacked with handbags,

and like that all the way down.

I'd have shoes.

millions of shoes.

Mind you, I feel sorry for rich people, sometimes.

Why?

Well, because everybody hates them.

CAROLE: Is your T-shirt too tight?

No, no, it's great.

MAN: Now there's lovely pair.

Don't you get embarrassed?

Oh, I'd hate it. No, I would, really.

Well, if blokes said things about me tits and that.

I wouldn't know what to do.

I shouldn't worry.

I don't.

[POP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]

Do you fancy having a go on one of them?

Yeah, if you like.

Come on, then.

Do you want a beach float, girls?

Please.

Two singles or a double?

Shall we have a double?

You can have anything you like.

Where you staying?

ANGIE: We're at the Imperial.

Very nice.

We're only working there.

We're working as chambermaids for the summer.

Me and Angie.

I'm Carole and this is Angie.

It's a really nice hotel, but Mrs. Mainwaring--

Carole.

Sorry.

How much do we owe you?

No, you can have this one on the house.

Thanks. Oh, ta.

You fancy that bloke, don't you?

Honestly, you've no idea.

Here, you see that bloke over there?

Watch this.

This is how it's done.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Could you up me, please?

I can't get back on, it's all slippy.

You wanna try standing up, love.

Charming.

Look at me, I'm all wet now.

Look at me T-shirt, it's gone all see-through.

Oh, don't worry, nobody's looking.

[ROCK SONG PLAYING WITHIN]

[BOY BURPING]

[GURGLES, ROARS]

[GRUNTING]

[LAUGHS]

[ALL LAUGHING]

[GROWLS]

Oh, I'm starting to worry about missis,

he can't help it, he's got this dreadful problem,

haven't you, son.

[ALL LAUGHING]

Look at his face.

[GRUNTING]

Give us a kiss. Mm.

I suppose you think that's funny.

GEORGIE: Oh, it's hilarious. TAM: Sure.

That's a great hairdo you got there.

Knit it yourself?

[ALL LAUGHING]

[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]

Can I have that glass, please, mate?

Help yourself.

Can you take the crap off first, please?

That's not crap, it's slime.

[GEORGIE CHUCKLES]

Jesus Christ.

You'll get punched out, mate.

You will. Yeah, yeah.

[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]

♪ Even though I seen the movie I don't want to... ♪

Hey, it's all right in here, isn't it?

Yeah.

There's two seats over there.

Disgusting pig.

What is it?

I don't know and I don't care.

What are you having, girls?

[CLEARS THROAT] What you having?

I'm having a Bacardi and Coke.

It's really nice.

Okay, I'll have one of them.

Uh, two Bacardi and Cokes, please, love.

♪ It feels a little colder There's no place here... ♪

Hey, there's that bloke.

Yeah, I noticed.

Cheer up, darling. It may never happen.

Three halves of lager and two whiskies, please.

Keep it cool over there, Jack, please?

Aye, sure thing.

What are you drinking, then?

Bacardi and Coke.

Two Bacardi and cokes.

We can buy us own drinks, thanks.

Okay. One Barcardi and Coke.

BARTENDER: You please yourself.

Thank you.

Oh, that's okay.

Do you want to join me and my mates?

Oh, well...

We're going in a minute.

Yeah, well a minute will do, then.

No, ta.

Well, who's asking you, dummy?

I'm talking to her, okay?

What's your name, love?

Don't tell him.

What's your name?

Carole.

My name's Tam.

Yeah? Well, piss off, Tam.

Why don't you take your teeth out

and give us a big wet kiss, huh?

What do you make of they two, huh?

What did you have to be like that for?

He were only trying to be friendly.

You can do better than that, love.

Just have patience.

ANGIE: What do you want to do now, then?

CAROLE: I don't know.

ANGIE: Well, we could go to the disco,

or another pub.

CAROLE: I'm hungry.

All you ever think about is your stomach.

GEORGIE: Hey, Carole. Hey, Carole.

Do you want a good seeing to, Carole?

TAM: Hey, listen.

Do you want to go to a disco?

GEORGIE: Hey, Carole, come here.

Get off me. Get off.

Really, girls, do you want to go to a disco?

No, we don't.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Here, listen, look.

[SHAKES]

You want some of these?

Oh, pack it in, Georgie.

Oh, shut your mouth. D'you want some of these?

Pack it in. Honestly.

Mm.

TAM: Jeez, you'll keep her raving all night.

[ALL ARGUING INDISTINCTLY]

There's better fanny than that.

Yeah, too right, man.

Stu's better fanny than that.

[ALL LAUGHING]

They're going.

Oh, thank God for that.

I've never been followed before.

I can't tell you...

Oh, man.

STU: Come on, come on.

GEORGIE: Oh, Jesus, I'm gonna be sick.

[♪♪♪♪♪]

MAN: Come on, Jimmy.

JIMMY: Right.

All right.

You look after the place.

I'm going for a cup of tea.

Yeah, all right.

You're up early, mate.

Yeah.

You must be shagged out with all that swimming.

Yeah.

What are you doing it for?

I mean, most blokes just go for a swim.

You seem to be out there all the time.

Who are you? The Old Bill or something?

Am I what?

Oh, I'm sorry, mate.

I'm training for that swimming race they're holding here.

Oh, the swimming race.

That must be what that Scots geezer's training for.

Oh, that bastard.

Why, do you know him?

Yeah, we've met.

You look a better swimmer.

Well, how'd you know?

I can tell.

What's your time like anyway.

Don't know, really.

Bit hard swimming and timing yourself at the same time.

Do you know what I mean?

Maybe I could help you there.

Help me? How?

Well, this geezer I work for,

he's a bit of a nutter, like.

He expects me to time the people

on the boats to the second.

So?

Well, I could time you, if you want.

I mean, if I'm not interfering.

If you like, yeah.

All right.

When you've got a bit of free time, let me know, okay?

Yeah, okay.

By the way, me name's Jimmy.

Yeah, I'm Steve, all right, Jim.

All right, Steve.

All right, come on, Jimmy.

Yeah.

Get the rest of those boats out.

[CROWD CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

[POP SONG PLAYING ON RADIO]

But I don't want to go on a float.

I'm not getting all wet again.

Anyway, it's only because of that kid in charge.

I just fancy another go on a boat, all right?

It's that kid. You fancy him.

I'm not thick.

Anyway, you can go on your own.

I don't want to piss about getting wet.

It's dead boring.

All right, I'll go on me own.

Oh, hang on then, I'll come with you.

You don't have to.

Go on, then.

She wants a boat.

We both do. I thought--

No, no, I'll stay here.

All right, then?

Have you been swimming, again?

Yeah.

You work in that pub, don't you?

We saw you there last night.

Yeah, that's right.

Me and me friend, we're down here for the summer, like.

Oh, yeah?

Uh, where you staying?

The pub.

You swim a lot, don't you?

Yeah.

Oh, I'm no good, me.

I could do with a few lessons.

It's easy, really.

It's only practice.

Anyone can do it.

Oh, not me, I'm spastic, honest, I am.

You off then?

Yeah.

Maybe I'll see you.

Bighead.

Don't worry, he's like that with everyone.

He were fine with me.

He's just shy, that's all.

JIMMY: Strong silent type, is that what you go for?

ANGIE: I might do.

He's a good swimmer, isn't he?

He's okay.

He looks really strong.

JIMMY: He won't necessarily win. I mean,

there's other blokes just as good as him.

Win what? The swimming race.

Well, I think he'll win, but I'm not going to tell him.

[FUNKY SONG PLAYING ON JUKE BOX]

♪ I could be a doctor... ♪

[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]

♪ I could be the ticket man ♪

[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]

Ah, floor's slippery, isn't it?

Look, just shift, will you?

Fancy your chances in this race, don't you?

Yeah, I might.

I got fucking news for you: you've got no chance.

Piss off.

Mug.

I don't know why we came to this pub.

I like it.

I know why.

Does me face look all right?

Yeah, yeah, it looks great.

Hello. Oh, hello.

You having a bit of trouble with that lot over there?

Yeah, nothing I can't handle, though.

No, I didn't mean that, it's just that--

Well, they were giving us a bit of a hard time yesterday.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, and, uh-- Well, we're a bit worried

in case they followed us again tonight.

Oh, well, I'll tell you what then,

if you don't mind hanging about till closing time

I'll walk you home.

Yeah, if you like.

Terrific. I'll see you later then.

Okay.

How about that, then, eh?

You pushed him into it.

Did I heck. I just put the idea into his head.

There's a difference, you know.

Yvonne, I won't be a minute.

All right, then.

Remoulds, eh?

It's like washing your feet with your socks on, eh?

I hope you know every 10th one has a hole in it.

Hey, I'm talking to you, randypants.

Some blokes come here just to look at other bloke's cocks.

Well, I only came in for a pee, myself.

What did you come in for?

Let me tell you--

[CRIES OUT]

That's what you get for pissing in the sink, mate.

You'll knock him unconscious with that pong.

It's Musk this is. It's supposed to arouse men.

And where are you going, like, after you've dropped me off?

Do what?

Well, you are seeing me back to the hotel first, aren't you?

Oh, come on, love, it's our first date.

I mean, the last thing we want to do is turn it into

a baby-sitting party, isn't it?

Oh, you'll be all right, it's not far to the hotel.

Yeah, I suppose so.

All right, lads, on your way to wherever it is you're going.

Come on, please.

STEVE: Let's call it a night. Thanks very much, boys.

Thank you.

[BELCHES]

And the same to you, love.

Is it all right, Jack?

Yeah.

All right if I make a move, then?

When you've finished the glasses.

Oh, yeah, all right.

Well, thank God that's over.

I'll do the till.

Yeah.

You ready then?

Bloody washing up. Come on.

All right, hang about.

[♪♪♪♪♪]

Slow down.

Oh, sorry, love.

Do you like the seaside?

Yeah.

So do I.

Do you know the next place across the sea

is Florida from here?

Yeah, I suppose it is. If you don't count Cornwall.

Well, that's what I mean, not counting Cornwall,

but, I mean, can you imagine. Florida.

Yeah, I had a mate, he was in the merchant navy.

He went to Florida once.

Honest?

Yeah, he said there was nothing there

but old girls with bad legs.

They go there to die, you know.

[♪♪♪♪♪]

What do you do for a living?

I work in a pub, don't I.

No, I mean in real life.

Oh, I'm unemployed.

Yeah, me too.

At least I will be when I get back.

Do you realize I gave up a promising career in a factory

to come down here?

Oh, great.

Mind you, I reckon it's worth it.

I can find something more suited to me talents.

Such as?

Well, a demonstrator.

Oh, that's really exciting.

Course it is.

I can just see myself

in a little white uniform and cap.

Mm. I could see you in a little white bikini, myself.

Yeah, well, you're dirty, aren't you.

Yeah, that's right.

This it then?

Yeah.

Do you want to come in?

Yeah, I wouldn't mind.

Well, I'll have to knock first to be let in,

but then I'll nip back and sneak you in, okay?

Yeah, all right.

Can you wait up there a minute.

[BUZZER BUZZES]

Miss Nolan.

The girls don't usually stay out this late.

You'd better come in.

I don't know what you're waiting for.

I suggest you leave.

[♪♪♪♪♪]

JIMMY: Will the red paddle boat please come in because your time is up.

Hi. Hi.

Look at them two kids out there.

They've been out there an hour and a half.

I mean, I don't mind giving them a bit of extra time,

but this is ridiculous.

Will the red paddle boat please come in,

because your time's definitely up.

They don't seem to have heard you.

They hear me all right.

Where's your friend today?

Oh, she's gone to the pub to see Steve.

Oh. She'll have a long wait.

It's his day off. He's training.

He's doing laps round the cove.

There he is.

CAROLE: Angie'll do her nut.

Hang on a minute.

Will you two get in here

or do you want me to come in after you?

You've just got to show 'em who's boss.

You come from up north, don't you?

Yeah, Leeds, but I was born in Manchester.

Where are you from?

London. Can't you tell?

I've never been to London.

Angie has, though.

She went to Talk of the Town.

Oh, great.

What did you work as, in Leeds?

Work in a factory,

but I quit that to come down here.

It's fantastic, isn't it?

I means, even though you're working,

it doesn't seem like proper work, does it?

It's nice.

What time do you get off at work?

Oh, we finish turning the beds down about 9.

Well, maybe I could take you out sometime?

Yeah. I'd like that. Be terrific.

What, tonight?

Smashing. All right.

You two wanna watch it.

GEORGIE: It is a jellyfish?

Is it a turd?

No. It's a big wet wanker.

He's good though, eh?

Cockney bastard.

Do you reckon he can beat Tam?

Fucking hope not.

How can he? He's English.

ANGIE: Steve?

Oh, wotcher.

Is that all you've got to say?

Yeah, why?

I've been standing outside that pub waiting for you

getting stared at.

Well, you can't blame fellows for staring at you, can you?

Why didn't you tell me you were going swimming?

I suppose you'd rather fart about in the water than see me.

I've got to train for the race, ain't I?

Sod the race. What about me?

Yeah, what about you?

Asking me back to your room last night

and leaving me standing on the doorstep.

I had to go home and take a cold shower.

So did I.

That's better.

[WATER GURGLING]

Oh, cheer up, love, you look like

you're going to be executed.

Well, what do I say to him, though?

That depends what he says to you, don't it.

I mean it's no good you saying,

"Aren't potatoes a terrible price,"

if he's saying he fancies you something rotten, now, is it?

I just never feel comfortable.

And anyway, what if he tried to--

Tries to what?

You know.

Oh. Well, I mean, look love,

there's always got to be a first time.

I suppose there has.

Listen, why don't you let me do your hair?

I've already done it.

[DISCO SONG PLAYING]

♪ You don't care If I'm the one ♪

♪ All we want to do Is have some fun ♪

♪ You don't care If I'm the one ♪

♪ All you want to do Is have some fun ♪

♪ Girl, you're always saying ♪

♪ Our love Is something strong ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ It's funny how In the daytime ♪

♪ We don't ever get along ♪

♪ Starts me wondering ♪

♪ Is this ♪

♪ A love thing ♪

[PINBALL MACHINE DINGING]

♪ Now, try and understand ♪

♪ The way I feel you When I'm in your bed ♪

♪ Take my hands Put them under covers ♪

♪ Keep watching now ♪

♪ Keep watching now ♪

♪ Keep watching now ♪

Take that ball in the corner, right?

And knock the other one in.

That's it. Away you go.

[BALLS CLACKING TOGETHER]

Oh, I'm hopeless.

Oh, that weren't bad.

We're not going to do this all night, are we?

Well, no, we'll have a couple of games though, all right?

Fine.

I'm half hot.

Yeah, it was hot in there, wasn't it?

Do you fancy a drive?

Yeah, if you like.

Come on, then.

Poxy thing.

All right here, isn't it?

Yeah, it's okay.

Well, at least it's not too crowded at any rate.

Want your chips?

No thanks, I'm not hungry.

Do you want a pudding?

No, ta.

I wouldn't mind a drink, though.

Oh, right.

Two teas please, love.

I meant an alcoholic drink.

No, they're not licensed.

Well, I thought we could go to the pub.

I work there, right?

I don't want to go there every night.

No, and you don't want to bump into those Scots, do you?

No, not particularly.

They take drugs, you know.

One of them's got a bottle full of pills.

Mm, I thought they was on uppers.

Have you ever had drugs?

Have you?

I had some pot at a party once.

Made me sick as a pig.

I puked up in a goldfish tank.

Thanks a lot.

I'm sorry, I forgot you was eating.

JIMMY: Nice view, isn't it?

CAROLE: Yeah, it's lovely.

Do you want to stay here or drive on?

I don't mind.

Stay here, eh?

Well, if you like.

You all right?

Yeah, I'm fine.

What's up?

I-- I'm a bit uncomfy.

We could, uh, always sit in the back.

Couldn't we go for a walk?

Yeah, we could go and, uh, sit on the beach.

What? In the dark?

Yeah, it'd be romantic.

[ANGIE LAUGHS]

Shut up. Take your shoes off, eh?

Take me what off?

Your shoes.

[LAUGHS] Shh.

Here, get off, you daft sod, you'll smudge me lipstick.

Get over there.

Angie wants to wee.

Ta.

Shut up, or else you're going to get me into trouble.

What are you doing that for?

I've got to get up in the morning,

do some training.

I don't believe it.

No, stop. It's not right.

It's all right.

I don't want to risk it, Jimmy.

I've got thingies.

Don't worry.

What do you mean?

I don't want to catch anything.

I've got, you know, protectives.

What?

Durex, all right?

All right.

Yeah.

Jimmy?

Yeah?

Do you love me?

Yeah, course I love you.

Have you got a girlfriend in London?

No.

Good.

I've got one in Liverpool, Manchester and Leeds, though.

Cheekie sod.

No, I ain't got a bird.

Are you going back to London after the race?

I don't know what I'm gonna do yet.

Do you live at home?

I used to before I went away.

Away where?

Come on, away where?

Borstal.

Honest?

Mm.

What for?

It's bloody silly, really.

The woman next door was getting knocked about by her old man,

so I steamed in.

Put him in hospital. Broke two of his ribs.

She wanted to run away with me and live in a caravan.

GPH. Eight months I did.

When did you get out?

Last week.

No wonder you was acting strange.

Just tell me what's wrong.

Nothing, I told you.

You said I didn't hurt you.

You didn't.

I suppose you're sorry we did it?

I don't know.

No.

STEVE: Three, four, five,

six, seven, eight...

Steve?

nine,

Steve, what are you doing?

Ten-- Having a cup of tea. Eleven.

What time is it?

Bloody hell.

I'm supposed to start at 7.

Mrs. Mainwaring will kill me.

Sixteen, 17, 18...

Why didn't you wake me?

19, 20, 21, 22, 23,

24, 25...

See you.

Yeah.

[BOOMTOWN RATS' "SHE'S SO MODERN" PLAYING]

♪ Twentieth century ♪

♪ She's so ♪

♪ 1970 ♪

♪ She knows ♪

♪ The right things to say ♪

♪ She knows ♪

♪ The right clothes to wear ♪

♪ Because she's a modern girl ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ A modern girl ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ A modern girl ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ She's so m-m-modern ♪

♪ She's so ♪

♪ Twentieth century ♪

♪ She's so ♪

♪ 1970 ♪

♪ She knows ♪

♪ The right things to say ♪

♪ She knows ♪

♪ The right things to wear I tell ya ♪

♪ She's so ♪

♪ Twentieth century ♪

♪ She's so ♪

♪ 1970 ♪

♪ She's knows ♪

♪ The right things to say ♪

♪ She knows ♪

♪ The right clothes to wear ♪

♪ She's so ♪

♪ Modern ♪

Look at the state of you.

Has anyone noticed?

Course they have.

And?

Well, I told Mrs. Mainwaring you were on the toilet

suffering something terrible with constipation.

Thanks, love.

Well, I hope it were worth it.

Yeah, it were. It were fantastic.

How did you get on?

Oh, fine.

Well?

It were great.

Go on.

We went on the beach.

Made a woman of you, did he?

Oh, don't worry, love.

I told you, the first time's always bloody awful.

Oh, shut up.

No, but we talked as well.

It weren't all "grope, grope, grope."

Excuse me.

Neither were mine.

Did you know, we had to go down this dead steep hill for miles.

It's not so bad going down, it's coming up afterwards that--

[CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

Hey, we've come to the wrong lift.

Start again.

[NICK LOWE'S "I LOVE THE SOUND OF BREAKING GLASS" PLAYING]

♪ I love the sound Of breaking glass ♪

ANGIE: Steve?

Oh, blooming heck, you could have walked me home.

Oh, sorry, love.

Anyway, you can take me somewhere proper now.

None of your seedy cafés or your pool halls.

Oh, I can't.

What do you mean, you can't?

I've got to do me training, haven't I.

But you did your training first thing this morning.

You don't need to do anymore, not today.

Yeah, well this is different, ain't it.

Oh, yes, he does, darling.

He needs all the practice he can get.

Not that he's going to win the race,

but it'll be awful embarrassing coming last, eh?

I'll see you later, all right?

Yeah, well maybe you will and maybe you won't.

Well, you just please yourself, love.

I hope you drown.

You tell him.

I hope you get pneumonia.

Pillock.

TAM: She say's you're a pillock.

What are you drinking, darling?

Bacardi and Coke, isn't it?

You've got a good memory.

Oh, I know all about you.

Okay?

All right, then.

♪ Breaking glass ♪

♪ Nothing new ♪

♪ Sound of breaking glass ♪

[♪♪♪♪♪]

[PANTING]

How did I do?

Not so good.

You were better last time.

The sprint's okay.

I'll have to have a longer swim next time, though.

Yeah, right.

Right, out to that rock and back.

Yeah, all right.

Away you go then.

[HEATWAVE'S "BOOGIE NIGHTS" PLAYING WITHIN]

♪ We are here to paty ♪ ♪ Boogie nights ♪

♪ Come on, now Got to get it started ♪

♪ Dance with the boogie Get down ♪

♪ 'Cause boogie nights Are always the best in town ♪

♪ Got to keep on dancing Keep on dancing ♪

♪ Got to keep on dancing Keep on dancing ♪

♪ Boogie nights ♪

♪ Get that groove Let it take you higher ♪

♪ Boogie nights ♪

♪ Make it move Set this place on fire ♪

♪ Dnace with the boogie Get down ♪

♪ 'Cause boogie nights Are always the best in town ♪

♪ Got to keep on dancing Keep on dancing ♪

♪ Got to keep on dancing Keep on dancing ♪

♪ Party nights ♪

♪ Can you show that You know how to do it ♪

♪ Do it, do it ♪

♪ Party nights ♪

♪ Settle down with The sound of the music ♪

Pint of tankard, please, mate.

♪ Boogie nights ♪

♪ It's all right When you got the feeling ♪

Pint of tankard, please.

Coming up.

♪ Dance with the boogie Get down ♪

♪ 'Cause boogie nights Are always the best in town ♪

♪ Got to keep on dancing Keep on dancing ♪

♪ Got to keep on dancing Keep on dancing ♪

No, leave it, mate.

♪ Got to keep on dancing Keep on dancing ♪

♪ Dance with the boogie Get down ♪

♪ 'Cause boogie nights Are always the best in town ♪

♪ Got to keep on dancing Keep on dancing ♪

♪ Got to keep on dancing Keep on dancing ♪

♪ Got to keep on dancing... ♪

TAM: Where do you think you're going?

ANGIE: Look, I've got to get back, it's getting late.

I know it sounds ridiculous, but they lock up dead early.

Dead early?

Yeah.

Well, what am I supposed to do then?

Come here a minute. Why?

You know why, don't you?

Oh, for God's sake, Tam, stop it.

What's up with you?

Look, please, stop it.

Come on.

Get off.

You're nothing but a prick-teaser.

Don't worry, I wasn't going to rape you.

Bastard.

Ah, you make me puke.

[♪♪♪♪♪]

Here you are, mate.

Here, stick this on.

Do you understand women?

Depends.

They're all different.

Weird.

Angie?

Dunno what the hell she thinks she's playing at.

She's just a bit upset that

you'd rather train than be with her.

Christ, I've got to put in a couple of hours a day

if I'm gonna stand any chance at all

and she goes off with the toerag.

Carole says she's just trying to make you jealous.

Oh, and Carole's a world expert, is she?

No, not really.

Listen.

Women have got to take second place.

If I don't do well in this,

it's just one more thing in my life I've messed up.

Well, why don't you tell her that?

I've tried. She doesn't understand.

All she wants to do is go out and have a good time

like the rest of them.

It's nothing to do with you.

Well, I just feel--

I just feel dead angry about what you're doing to Steve.

Oh, yeah?

And exactly what am I doing to Steve, eh?

You're messing him about.

You're playing daft games like a silly little kid.

Just because he won't do exactly what you want,

when you want, you start going messing around with Tam.

And about the race, it's dead important to him.

He wants to win, right?

And I reckon he needs to win, and you're stopping him.

I think you're making him feel dead rotten.

Do you know something?

The trouble with people like you is

someone screws you once

and you think you know it all.

I was only trying to help you.

Look, I'll tell you what. When Carole gets here,

we'll go for a drink, eh?

Angie ain't coming, is she?

Dunno. Does it matter?

I can't handle one of her moods tonight.

Yeah.

She's a funny girl, ain't she?

Yeah.

But if you're meeting Jimmy, what am I doing here?

Oh, look, I just said we'd meet down here

and probably go for a drink later, all right?

Is this your idea?

Oh, I'm going.

Oh, look, you're here now.

Go on, go and talk to him.

Oh, all right then.

What am I going to say to him?

Oh, you'll be all right.

Just be nice to him.

Go on.

Hi.

Hello.

Hey, listen, come and see this up here, it's great.

All right.

Hello.

All right.

I didn't expect to see you here.

No, well, I've got the race tomorrow.

Thought I'd have a walk and relax a bit.

Are you nervous?

Nervous? Why?

Well, there's a lot of other good swimmers in it.

Yeah, well, we know who you'll be shouting for, don't we?

Oh, Steve, I didn't--

Just forget it, right?

What's the matter?

Oh, me and my big mouth.

Hang on a minute, I'll go and talk to him.

[CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

Oh, look at that, eh? Fancy a bovine?

[ALL HOOTING]

[ALL LAUGHING]

How's the game going?

What's up, gents?

Low score. Georgie, give Jeffrey a drink, he needs it.

Oh, nice one.

Hey, George.

There's the girls down there.

What's the matter, mate?

I just can't handle her. She's got too much mouth.

Oh, hiya, Carole.

Here, give us a bite. Leave her alone.

I want a word with you, darling.

I don't want to talk to you.

Get off me.

What's that?

CAROLE: Jimmy, where are you?

Get off me.

GEORGIE: Hey, Carole, come here.

You little bitch. Get off!

TAM: Who the hell do you think you are, eh?

ANGIE: You're hurting. You're mad.

JIMMY: Right you, come here.

Leave us alone.

What are you doing to him?

Leave him alone.

Get off him. Aah!

ANGIE: Get off him.

[ALL SHOUTING]

Leave him alone.

[CAROLE SCREAMING]

Bastard, I hate you. You make me sick.

Come on, then, you Scotch bastard.

MAN: What the hell do you think you're playing at?

Go on, clear off or I'll call the police.

Push off, the lot of you.

GEORGIE: Hey, Stu, Tam, move.

Eat shit!

JIMMY: Are you all right, mate?

Yeah.

Oh, you were great, Steve.

I could have done him

if them other two geezers hadn't turned up.

Yeah, I know. Thanks, Steve.

I need a kip after that.

I'll see you tomorrow.

JIMMY: Don't you want a lift?

No thanks, Jim. I'd rather walk.

[CAR DOOR SHUTS]

[CAR STARTS]

STU: Christ, my back.

TAM: Fat lot of good you were.

You're nothing but a big fool, Stu.

Oh, leave us alone.

Fancy getting beaten up by a lassie, eh?

You didn't feel the weight of the bag, did you?

Ah, you certainly did.

Even left your beer behind, dummy.

What did you do that was so special then, eh?

Steven Brody's wallet.

Very good, Jones.

What do you make of this?

All right.

What?

Oh, what are you gonna do now?

TAM: Georgie needs his uppers.

We're not going to get them off the landlady, are we?

You got any better ideas?

STU: You've got a key, I suppose.

TAM: No, I gave it to Georgie.

GEORGIE: Are you coming? STU: No.

GEORGIE: We'll get Angie on at you.

Oh, I'm coming.

TAM [WHISPERS]: Okay, let's go.

Aw, shit, it's wire.

Come here. I want to show you something.

Come here.

What do you think the alarm's for? Decoration?

Look, they're going off all the time.

Nobody takes any notice.

In and out. Two minutes. That's all it takes.

Up and over? Up and over.

Up and over. Let's go.

This one isn't wired.

Is this one wired?

No, it doesn't look like it.

See if you can get it open.

Come on, George.

Bust it.

[ALARM RINGS]

GEORGIE: Christ, look at my hand. Look.

TAM: Help yourself to bandage, go on.

God, I cannot find them.

Oh, a cabinet.

Shit. Cool it. Cool it.

Take it easy.

Come on.

[GRUNTS]

Yes.

They're not in here.

Hang on, George.

Shit.

Georgie, take the lot.

And those.

Stu.

[SIREN WAILING]

ANNOUNCER [ON PA]: Good morning, ladies and gentlemen,

and welcome to the 10th annual Long Distance Championship Swim

organized by the Devonshire Southern Swimming Association.

We're bringing together 19 of the country's...

CAROLE: Angie?

Angie?

Aren't you coming?

Why should I?

You saw what it was like after the fight.

I mean, what am I supposed to do?

Go down on me bloody hands and knees?

Oh, don't be so daft.

You're both as bad as each other.

Yeah, we'll I'm not demeaning myself, anymore.

Look, this race is dead important to him,

and I know he's love you to be there, Angie.

Yeah?

Well, if he'd love me to be there, why didn't he ask me?

I mean, just tell me, why didn't he ask me?

CAROLE: You haven't given him a chance.

ANGIE: Yeah, well that's your opinion.

Anyway, I'm not going, I'm staying here.

Tell him Angie wishes him good luck.

ANNOUNCER: The last minute preparations

and the greasing for the swimmers.

The idea of the grease is just to help keep in

a little of that body temperature.

Oh, this stuff smells horrid.

It keeps me warm though, doesn't it.

Leave off.

Training and preparation that have gone on

for weeks and weeks will be put to the test today.

Let me tell you something about the lineup of the program.

Number one: experienced Ray Taylor from Cardiff.

Number two: a return visit from Brian Seymore of Leeds.

Number three: a newcomer.

Welcome to a newcomer, Steve Brody from London.

Oh, get your hands out of his trunks.

What do you think it is? A massage parlour?

Hello, Angie.

I thought you weren't coming, anyway.

I were just passing.

Any objections?

For many of them this is a return visit,

having swum here before,

but for some, this is completely new...

GEORGIE: Hello, hello.

How do you do? We are the boys in the royal blue.

Easy. Easy.

[CRIES OUT]

ANNOUNCER: Today's race is only one

of a full calendar of events...

Surprised to see you here, son.

Meaning what?

Oh, don't worry, you'll find out.

I'll buy you a candy floss with my winnings.

STU: Hey, come on, Tam, they want you over there.

Thank you to all of the locals, the officials...

You've got no chance,

you big fat balloon.

They've been helping us put up the barriers, the ropes,

and once again, thank you very much.

Well, the course...

What was that all about?

Swim across the bay,

then four miles out to the turn-boat

and then the four miles across back here.

The winner will be the swimmer to set foot on the beach first.

Knight, you stay here. Neil.

...and I'll keep you in touch with everything going on.

Not very long to go now and we'll be away for the start.

Hey, Tam.

Let's have another look at the program.

All right, thank you.

He's going to get it.

Ha. Get that.

STEVE: Don't mess about though, right?

Steven Brody?

Yeah. Can we have a word, please?

Yeah.

Just come over a minute, son.

The boats are waiting, the swimmers are waiting...

Is this yours?

Oh, yeah, yeah, where did you find it?

It was in the chemist shop you broke into.

That's stupid.

It was, wasn't it.

What's going on? I dunno.

Come on, get dressed.

No chance. Leave off.

Come on, son, now, don't be silly. Don't--

What's happening?

Come quietly and we'll talk about it later, all right?

What's the matter? What happened?

He thinks I've done a chemist shop over.

[ALL SPEAKING ANGRILY]

Come on, swimmers. To the water.

The time-keeper has called all the swimmers towards the beach,

and ladies and gentlemen, it's not long now,

just a few seconds.

Ready.

[GUNSHOT]

ANNOUNCER: They're off on the 5th annual bay race.

Most of the contestants start off to a semi-sprint start

and once they get out to the escort boat

they settle down to one long haul.

I've been training for this race.

Hold it, I've just tumbled.

Them Scotchmen done me up. I had--

Yeah, you can tell me about it late--

DETECTIVE: Brody. Don't be stupid.

Brody.

You're making it worse for yourself. Come here.

I haven't got a clue who it is,

but as soon as I know I'll let you know.

I'll get onto the Beach Marshall in a tick

and he'll give me the information.

He's got about 200 yards

before he catches up on to the lead swimmers

of that first group there.

John, you look after that lot.

Bravo Six to Bravo Control.

MAN [ON RADIO]: Bravo Control.

R.B. requested with launch 15 minutes in harbour.

We've got a runner in the water. We want to fish him out.

[♪♪♪♪♪]

MAN: You get going.

No.

Can you see him?

OFFICER: No, sir.

With all these boats around he could be anywhere.

[♪♪♪♪♪]

MAN [ON RADIO]: We've made an initial sweep of the bay

and there's no sign of Brody. I'm proceeding to the--

What's he saying? Wait. Wait.

How far behind am I, mate?

Not very far. Do you want some soup?

No thanks, I ain't got time.

That was that London chap, wasn't it?

ANNOUNCER [ON PA]: The swimmers have been in the water

for two and a half hours.

Four miles to go for the leaders.

I've just received some information.

Four of the swimmers have had to retire at the turn.

DETECTIVE: Have you seen a swimmer called Steven Brody?

You mean that new chap?

He was wearing a green hat.

Oh, he went by some time ago.

Easy. Easy.

Clearly out in front now.

We've had a lot retirements

so I should say that in another hour and a quarter

the new champion will step ashore, right here...

Come on, Tam. Come on.

Come on, Tam.

[YELLING]

Come on, you're nearly there.

Tam. Come on.

Come on, get the big-headed bastard.

TAM: Where are you going?

[BUBBLING]

Get down.

[YELLS]

[YELLS]

I can't swim.

I can't swim.

Help.

Help. I can't--

Help. Help.

Hold still. Hold still!

That's Brody, isn't it?

We're coming alongside.

You've got one chance, right?

[GEORGIE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

STEVE: Tell 'em who done the fucking chemist or I'll drown you.

No. Get lost.

Brody, what do you think you're doing?

Tell 'em. No.

Brody, let go of him.

I want you both on board. Come on.

Trevor, give me that rope up.

Tell him, you bastard.

Okay.

We screwed the chemist. We did it.

Oh, yeah? Well, grab hold of this, son.

Get hold. We'll talk about it later.

Ah.

Come on, get up.

Come on. Come on, Brody, get on board.

No, not this time, mate, sorry.

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Oh, Jesus.

[GASPING]

Is he all right?

OFFICER: He'll live.

[COUGHING]

What's your name, son?

[♪♪♪♪♪]

Down there.

DETECTIVE: Launch 4 to Control, over.

We've picked up...

[♪♪♪♪♪]

COACH: Brody, isn't it?

Brody, isn't it?

BORSTAL OFFICER: Just get out there, Brody.

DARREN: Mum said there'd be trouble once you got out.

TAM: Fancy your chances for this race, don't you?

ANGIE: Sod the race. What about me?

COACH: Anyone ever told you you're a bloody good swimmer?

GEORGIE: You've got no chance, you big fat balloon.

You've got no chance, you've got no chance.

WOODS: Why is this so important to you?

BORSTAL OFFICER: Just get out there, Brody.

STEVE: I want to do something with me life.

I don't want to end up like that mob out there.

BORSTAL OFFICER: Move it. Move it.

ANNOUNCER [ON PA]: Not far to go now, only a few yards,

only a few strokes to the end of the 10th annual Devon race.

This is going to be a real fight to the finish,

stroke for stroke, neck and neck.

Who's going to pull it out of the bag?

It could be Eddie Summerfield or Steven Brody, the newcomer?

What a finish. Who will be the new champion?

I think it's going to be Steven Brody.

[ALL CHEERING]

Come along, ladies and gentlemen,

give them all a big cheer.

Look who it is, ladies and gentlemen,

the newcomer from London.

It's Steven Brody from London.

[♪♪♪♪♪]

The trophy for this year's race

goes to the new champion Steven Brody.

[CROWD CHEERING]

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