All language subtitles for Last.Night.1998.DVDRip.h264

Hi, it's me. I'm not here.

If you are a friend or
someone who has loved me,

I want to thank you for
being a part of my life.

If it's you Mom, I'm coming.
I'll be there. Relax.

Here's the beep.

Good afternoon, Mr. Wheeler,

I'm calling from the gas company.
I hope you are doing well

and spending these final hours
in peace with your loved ones.

Rest assured that we
will make every effort

to keep the gas flowing
right until the end.

Coming up on "The Last
Night on the Planet,"

you're listening to CKRT,

The Top 500 Songs of All Time,

with you, until the end.

# Last night #

# I didn't get to sleep at all #

# No, no #

# I lay awake and watched #

# Until the morning light #

# Washed away the darkness #

# Of the lonely night #

# Lonely night #

# Last night #

# I got to thinkin' maybe #

# I.. I.. #

# I should call you up #

# And just forget
my foolish pride #

# I heard your number ringing #

# I went cold inside #

# Last night #

# I didn't get to sleep at all #

# I know it's not my fault #

# I did my best #

# God knows this heart of mine #

# Could use a rest #

# But more and more I find #

# The dreams I left behind #

# Are somehow too real #

# To replace #

# To replace #

# Last night #

# I didn't get to sleep at all #

# No, no, no #

# The sleeping pill I took #

# Was just a waste of time #

# I couldn't close my eyes #

# 'Cause you were on my mind #

# Last night #

# I didn't get to sleep #

# Didn't get to sleep #

# No I didn't get to
sleep at all... #

# But more and more I find #

# The dreams I left behind #

# Are somehow too
real to replace #

# Last night #

# I didn't get to sleep at all #

# No, no, no #

# The sleeping pill I took was
just a waste of time... #

- Hi, Mom.
- Yes, dear.

- I'm sorry...
- I'll be with you in a minute.

Let's go.

There may be some
unfamiliar faces in here.

Hi.

- Your esteemed grandma.
- Hi.

There he is. You look so
handsome in that suit.

And Rose.

- Rose.
- You remember Rose from Edmonton.

- Rose.
- Dear sister Jennifer.

- Hi.
- And Alex.

Alex, I thought that was you.

I didn't know you were back.
I thought you had fled...

- Patrick.
- to the hills...

Patrick, shut up.

He comes back when it counts.

Yeah, but I'm surprised
you could come.

I thought you would have some big
family thing, some big pig roast...

- Patrick.
- I'm greeting him like a brother.

- You're being obnoxious.
- Yeah, exactly.

Don't pay any attention.
He's trying to be funny.

Actually, we are going
to my parents' after.

So, let's enjoy
the time we have.

We were just opening
the stockings.

What? Where's mine?
You already started?

Well, we couldn't wait forever.

I don't know, maybe there
isn't anything left.

What did you get?
Is this yours?

She gave you all this?
All this great stuff.

One of these, yeah.

Isn't it a little late for that?

It's old, from when I was a kid.

She's wrapping this old
stuff up from the attic.

- It's like nostalgia.
- Right.

- Did you notice the tree?
- It's a nice tree.

Your old daddy got out the
chainsaw and he dragged it back

from the front yard of
the Winterson house.

- Quite the tree.
- You remember Hazel Winterson.

- They were the first to leave.
- I'm not surprised.

Here we are.

Aren't you lucky.

Look what Santa brought
you last night.

- Yay.
- Not that you deserve it.

- Thank you, Santa.
- Imagine, coming late to Christmas.

Uh-uh-uh, not in the fire.

Oh right, it's fake.

What do you mean, it's fake?
It's not fake.

It's not for burning.

Use the bag.

When you two were kids, you
always used to wake us at 6:00.

"Can we open the
presents now, Mom?

Mom, it's Christmas.
Wake up, Dad."

Well, no point trying
to go to sleep.

But your father put
his foot down.

No opening the presents
until your grandma arrives.

We had to put a skipping
rope across the stairs

just to keep you from
getting at the tree.

Skipping rope?

Surprised it worked.

Now he comes an hour late.

Well, Mom, there are two
really good excuses

I can think of that maybe
you should keep in mind.

For one thing, it's not really
Christmas today, is it, Mom?

For another thing, it's
the end of the world.

The world is ending
tonight, at midnight

and that has kept me
pretty occupied lately.

I'll check the dinner.

Would it hurt you to
play along just once?

It means a lot to her,
to have her family.

I'm sorry.

- Today, of all days.
- All right.

Okay, I'm opening. Can
I open the big one first?

Wait for your mother.

Mom! Mom!

I have just one question.

Do you think Jimmy's loving Mary-Anne
on their last night together?

Take a look in the looking
glass. You'll find your answer.

Here on CKRT,

with you until the end.

# Just 17 everything
that you've seen #

# It's all there in her eyes #

# So many years of her
poor mama's tears #

# And her daddy's sweet lies #

# There's nobody home #

# Mary-Anne's alone #

# Almost fully grown #

# And worrying the why's... #

So, juice?

Perfect.

Tropical punch.

You treat me so well.

You get one every day around
now if I'm not mistaken.

I thought I'd try it myself.

I thought you never noticed.

But I did.

So, how goes the battle?

Fine. Good.

Good old computer.

Well, imagine,

even 10 years ago

we'd have had to have
eight or nine stations

just to keep the system running.

I know.

- Now...
- Now.

Just you.

And you.

Well, I... I'm almost done.

Oh.

Go ahead. I've
already got one.

Oh, this. Yes, well,

this one's old.
You know, flat.

Yeah.

Well, keep up the fight.

# Sweeter music is
calling us away #

# Let it play... #

Bomb, bomb.

This is the last
night, you hear me?

Hi, this is Rowena.

Please leave a message.
Thanks.

Good evening, Mrs. R. Wheeler.

I'm calling from the gas company
and we just wanted to thank you

for being our customer
over the years.

I hope you are doing well

and spending these final hours
at peace with your loved ones.

Rest assured that we
will do our utmost

to keep the gas flowing
right until the end.

Thank you and goodbye.

Will somebody get that?

Just leave it, Mom.

Leave it to the machine.

Aunt Margot is taking
the whole family,

including the Simpson clan,
up north to Muskoka.

She says the whole congregation
is going to meet around the lake.

And at midnight, or
quarter to, I guess,

they're all going out in canoes.

Oh my God.

Excruciating. Imagine ending
it all singing "Kumbaya."

Yes, well she is with
the United Church.

Ta-da.

There she is.

- What a bird.
- Your mother knows

how to handle a turkey.

Don't butcher it.
I'll be right back.

What's she talking about?

Rose,

- you like the dark?
- Yes, please.

There were people in the
street again today.

Um.

Seems to go in cycles. You
be careful when you leave.

Don't go out in the streets
unless you have to.

Oh, come on, Dad. We're safe.
They're just having fun.

Oh, that's fun, is it?
I'm not so sure.

I have to admit they've
been better the last while,

but thats not saying much,
compared to the first months.

Remember that nonsense?

- There's like two sides.
- To what?

Well, I mean, I understand.

You understand what?

Well, why people do it,
go crazy in the street.

Mother, I have a little
ham you might prefer

for your condition.

People are destroying
things, killing people.

It's just a chance
to blow some off.

- What, heads?
- Steam.

Steam, my mistake.

Yeah, blow off some steam.

Alex, I think I should mention
before you make any faux pas here,

that we have a tradition in this family
that we don't kill other people.

Patrick, that's not what he's
saying. You know what he means.

People want to experience things

and we're all gonna
die anyway, so...

That gives us all the
more reason to be civil.

Now, more than ever, we
should be courteous,

and respect each other's needs.

It's a test of our values.

Sweetheart, you joining us?

Nice speech, Dad.

Oh!

Nice.

Well, look at that.

I know that this is a bit much,

but Patrick, you
always loved lamb.

Well, that should do it.

We didn't want anyone to starve.

Thank God we don't have
to fit in those canoes.

I'm stuffed just looking at it.

I wanted you to have
something special

so when you go home,
Patrick, alone at midnight,

you'll remember your
parents weren't so bad.

Sweetheart, is that all or...?

Yes, I'm ready.

Oh, Christ.

Let's say grace.

For what we are
about to receive,

may the Lord make
us truly thankful.

Amen.

Mom, I told you about
this three weeks ago.

Why can't you just stay
a couple of hours?

You haven't got anybody
to go home to.

Mom, I made a decision about where
I want to be when it happens,

and I'm sorry, but you're
going to have to accept that.

Well, the food's getting
cold, isn't it?

Hi.

Hi.

I'm Lily.

I know.

I'm black.

- I could tell.
- Yep, 100%.

I believe you. You're perfect.

Come on in.

Make yourself at home.

Um, would you like a drink?

I have drinks.

Cognac.

All right. Cognac it is.

Should I take off my clothes?

No. Hold on, I'll be
there in a minute.

- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

You don't remember me, do you?

No.

We met once before

at a Party,

at Baz's place.

I used to go to a
lot of parties.

Yeah, that's how I got your number,
through a friend of Baz's.

I was asking around and...
Chris Vinton is his name.

Anyway, he was talking
about this one girl,

beautiful girl,

and click, like
that I remembered.

That's very sweet.

So we should um...

- Head to the bedroom?
- Yeah.

Go ahead, I'll be
with you in a minute.

- More?
- No.

No, you don't have to.

What I was trying to say out there
is that you're very beautiful,

and I knew that before.

I just wanted you to know I'm not
doing this because you're black.

Yes you are.

You don't have to lie.

Yeah.

# The way you move
your sexy body #

# I'm liking the things you do #

# The way you move #

# Your sexy body... #

So, before we get started,

there's a couple of
things I'd like to try.

Nothing too weird,
I think you'll agree.

But um... you know,

if there's anything
you had in mind...

Yes.

Maybe you could tell me
before so we could fit it in.

Hey, don't worry.

You'll be just fine.

I just wanted to have
an orgasm today.

I'll do my best.

# I've been watching you #

# The way you move
your sexy body #

# Body, body #

# Hey #

# I'm liking the
things you do... #

# They could not help me to #

# Two of you #

# And your sexy body... #

I love each and
every one of you.

Leave a message.

Good evening, Mr. Zwiller.

I'm calling from
the gas company.

Mom, can I get my ears pierced?

You promised me I could get my
ears pierced when I was 12.

Now I'm 12 and three months.

- Let's talk about something else.
- I hate this.

Silence!

Excuse me, how long
have you been waiting?

Almost 20 minutes.

Jeez, where did he go?

Who?

The driver.

What driver?

I don't suppose you know how
to drive this thing, do you?

See Mom. You see that.
I hate this.

No, darling. I don't see it.

It's just about four hours
until the end of the world.

I'm spinning this
one for the kids.

Done?

Done.

I have a confession to make.

You bad girl.

Every day?

For seven years at 6:00,

no matter what I was doing or
what I was supposed to be doing,

one drink... my
private ritual.

But now it's off my chest.

Of course, you know I could
fire you for this.

You want one?

I think not, but you go ahead.

Right, you're driving.

You'll call me if you need me?

Now, why would I need you?

That's true.

If there's a problem,

don't let me down.

# A heartbeat,
it's a love beat #

# And when we meet it's
a good sensation #

# Listen to my heart pound #

# Listen to my love sound... #

Patrick, just promise me
you'll call them, okay?

- Promise.
- I promise.

Swear to God.

- You be good.
- Patrick.

Take care of her.

Can I help you?

This is where I live.

Oh, sorry.

Can I help you?

No. Actually, yes.

Do you have a phone?

- No, not on my person, no.
- No, but inside?

- There's a pay phone on the corner.
- That doesn't work.

Well, if that doesn't
work, mine won't either.

That doesn't work
because it's smashed.

Please, it's important.

Hi hon, it's me.

I thought you said
you'd still be there.

No, I guess you got off early.
Okay, bye.

Hello, honey. Honey,
where are you?

I need you to come pick me up.
My car got attacked

and I'm stuck here,
on Phoenix Drive.

364.

364 Phoenix Drive

at 538-0398.

Call me, please.

I'll try you on the car phone.

You gave him my number?

I'm sorry, is that all right?

Hello, can you...

Shit.

Well, they haven't
worked for weeks.

Cell phones. Never really did.

I'm sorry, am I keeping you?

- From what?
- From your children.

I don't have any.

Oh.

But these paintings?

Those were done by other
people's children.

From a day care.

So are you going to a party?

Nope.

- People coming over?
- No, I'm staying here by myself.

Then I'll wait here a minute.
Do you mind?

I just went out to pick up some
things and my husband is somewhere.

I have to get home.

Would you like a
magazine or something?

Something to eat?

Don't entertain me. Just
do what you were doing.

Candy cane?

My mother, she just threw
this big Christmas dinner.

She wanted us to relive our
happiest moments as a family

so she took all this
stuff from our childhood

and wrapped it up and
gave it to us as gifts.

This stuff?

Yeah, there's these old
report cards here,

and awards that I won,

and these little craft things.

That. Let me see that.

Oh yeah, diving.

Must have been my sister's.

I think I had some of these.

Pete Seeger. That
rings a bell.

Yeah, my mother says I love

that "Guantanamera."

She sounds nice.

My mother, that she
would do all this?

No, that she gave you Pete
Seeger when you were a kid.

Well, I don't want to give
you the wrong impression.

It's not exactly
indicative of my family.

Actually, we had this big fight

when I told her there were
socialist implications.

To what, Pete Seeger?

"Patrick, why do you have to
go and spoil everything nice?"

- I didn't know.
- What?

That he was a socialist.

Oh, you know, folk music.

He had these sing-along
things, right?

Uh, yeah.

On TV?

It's Pete Seeger of the Weavers.

You might be thinking of
Mitch Miller or something.

# Guantanamera #

# Guajira Guantanamera #

# Guantanamera... #

It's Spanish.

"The streams of the mountain

pleases me more than the sea."

I should go.

So, you're going back there?

- Where?
- To your mother's?

No, I told you,
I'm staying here.

- By yourself?
- Yes. If I can.

If that's not so
hard to imagine.

Jesus Christ, where
the fuck are you?

Look, if you need a car,

you can always get one.

Where?

From anywhere.

Steal one.

Stupid cell phones.

Three hours!

Three more hours.

- Hurry up!
- Shut up, lady.

Move it!

Move on here!

Well, here I am.

I'm a little bit early.
I hope that's not a problem.

No, no, no, that's perfect.
My friend just left.

We have the place to ourselves?

That's right.

Come in.

So this is your apartment,

where you live.

Isn't it nice?

Is it?

It is.

And what have you
been doing again?

What do you mean, before?

Before, with your life.

Well, I finished school.

Finally.

And uh..

I took a couple of years off.

I was going to med school

so I guess I would have
been a doctor of some sort.

That's wonderful.

I always knew you had it in you.

Isn't it nice how things
worked out so well?

And you grew up so nicely.

You're a handsome man.

Thank you.

So...

Can I get you
something to drink?

I have drinks.

Oh no, I'm fine. Thank you.

So, Craig,

you probably won't
want to hear this,

but I saw your stepmother

at the Super Save last week.

- Oh, Christ.
- She has met another man

and married him,
as you may know.

And she made me promise
that if I ran into you,

I would tell you
that you're welcome

if you want, to
join their circle.

Their circle, right.

Their prayer circle.

They're all meeting at
Mel Lastman Square.

For the 24 hours
leading to the end,

they're going to pray for
the souls of humanity.

Of course you've missed
the beginning by now,

but I'm sure you can join
in whenever you come.

Ah, well,

as much as that
sounds like fun...

You have your own way
to worship, I guess.

Yeah, I guess I do.

Give me a hug.

I was surprised by your call.

And happy.

You know you were
always a favorite.

My favorite student.

You're a favorite of mine.

I know now.

We should um...

head to the bedroom.

# I've been watching you #

# The way you move
your sexy body #

# I'm liking the things you do #

# The way you move... #

Even when you're with someone
else you're still by yourself,

and I don't think that's pathetic.
I don't think that's sad.

What about this one?

No, let's keep going.

But what I do find sad and
what I do find pathetic,

is people who don't
know themselves

or people who don't
like themselves,

and as soon as they hear
that the world is ending,

they rush out and try and
hook up with someone

like it was closing
time at Studio 54.

Well, I guess I'm not
the one to talk to.

I know in my heart that I'm not in a
meaningful relationship right now.

I'm not with a woman that I love
and I can deal with that.

I just feel that now is not
the time to compromise.

There's something to be said
for human companionship.

- This one?
- Fine.

Okay, stand back.

No, wait. Jesus.

I can't drive standard.

That's all right. I don't
like it much anyways.

I mean, cars are another
big disappointment.

They should have gone
farther than this.

They peaked both aesthetically
and technically

sometime around the mid '70s...

'72, according to my friend, and
then basically no progress.

I mean, we deserved better.

Even the little things. Why do
they always have to be shiny?

Why couldn't they make a car
with a nice matte finish?

Well, there's something to be
said for human companionship.

Come on, I like human beings
as much as the next guy.

Okay, this one. This one?

Yeah, all right.

Here we go.

Madam, your car.

So now what?

Now we start it.

I think I understand where
you're coming from.

It might make sense in your mind,
but I can't really say I agree.

Meaning what?

Take my life, for example,
how I met my husband.

I never knew him.

We met at a party when the
government closed down.

Three days later
we were married.

That was like two months ago.

I had been married
before, once before,

to a guy from a bakery
shop where I used to work.

I should have known better.

But this marriage,
my current marriage,

is the best relationship
I've ever had.

I love him.

I feel like we have lived
a lifetime together.

So I guess I'm one of
those people you hate.

Well, I didn't mean it that way.

And another thing,

I'm pregnant.

You're going to have his baby?

Carrying it. His
embryo, my baby.

Do you think that's immoral?

Immoral?

Well, no. None of us
can have children.

Actually, I think
it's kind of sweet.

I wanted to know
if I could do it,

if I had the power, and I do.

We could have done
anything together.

I love him.

And we're going to
go all the way.

What are you doing?

Well, there's some
wires under this thing

if you break it off.

You don't know how
to do this, do you?

No, no, I have no idea.

Taxi! Taxi!

What the fuck, do you
want me to run you over?

Yeah, just...

Hi, thanks for stopping.

My friend here needs a...

a smoke. Do you
have a cigarette?

We're coming up
on about 9:30.

And we've reached number 34

in The Top 500
Songs of All Time.

We can't stop the clock,

but we can make it go
a little smoother.

Mr. Burton Cummings.

# Glamour boy #

# Get your costume on #

# You got 'em lined
up waitin' for you #

# Glamour boy #

# You got 'em standing
in the aisles #

# Don't hang 'em up #

# For $25,000 #

# You can look like
a woman tonight #

# For $25,000 #

# I think it'll work out right #

# I think it'll work out #

# Uh-huh #

# I think it'll work out #

# You never know how
you'll ride it #

# Think it'll work out #

# So spin with the archer #

# And laugh in his face #

# As he cocks his bow #

# Steal from his mistress #

# As she's makin'
love to your family #

# And be aware #

# That there's not many there #

# Who want to take
time to sing... #

Patrick, Patrick Wheeler.

Hey-

What a treat to see you today.

Right, Menzies.

This is a friend of
mine from high school.

Yeah, absolutely. The
old orange and blue.

Yeah, right. Is this your car?

You know, you're lucky
I ran into you today.

Yeah, maybe.

Because I have two extra tickets
for the concert tonight

that I would be
honored to give you.

Great, so what concert is that?

The thing downtown?

You didn't hear?
It's my concert.

I finally got my recital.

Tonight, 11:00 sharp,

Patroli Hall.

Really? That's
really prestigious.

We all knew you had it in you.

I spent all day driving around,
me and my cousin Ernie,

looking for a tux.
Mine was ruined.

Show him the tux, Ernie.

Finally found one
at Harry Rosen.

Harry Rosen of all places.

Right. Well, that's the thing.

My friend here needs a lift.

Uh-huh. Well, I guess
we could drive her,

but it's only three blocks.

Right, but she's
going across town.

Oh.

But if you're finished
with the car...

Patrick, I need it,

at least until the show.

Ernie might have to run
errands or load equipment.

You know how concerts are.

- Right.
- I'd love to help you out,

and your friend... she
looks like a movie star...

- but I only have one car.
- Right.

I'm not like Craig Zwiller.

Well, good luck then.
Break a leg.

Keep them in case you're
in the neighborhood.

Patrick, I really
appreciate all your help.

Aw, listen, my pleasure.

One second.

# I've been watching you #

# The way you move
your sexy body... #

Yeah, what is it?

Craig, it's me, Patrick.

I have to ask you a favor.

What is it? I'm busy.

Let me in. It's important.

Everything is important today.

10 minutes.

What is all that stuff anyway?

Do you have to drag that around?

It's just some stuff
we needed tonight.

Oh.

My husband and I are
going to commit suicide.

We're going to kill
each other at midnight.

Oh.

So...

I guess you really
love him then.

Patrick Wheeler. Look at you.

You look like you're waiting
for the principal, again.

Madame Carlton.

And what have you
been up to, Patrick?

(speaking French)

You mean my job?

None were actually built.

It's the dream that counts. It's
nice you can still remember.

Splendid.

Well, French was never
your forte, Craig.

Au revoir, madame.

- Adieu.
- Adieu.

Bon voyage.

Fuck off.

No, you can't have it.

- It's unfair to even ask.
- Come on, man. It's not for me.

- All the more reason.
- It was my car first.

Right. And now it's mine.

I bought it. It's been
mine for over two years.

It's part of my thing.

Patrick, let's go.
We can't force him.

Man, do something good.

Fuck off with that good shit.

Come on, let's go. I'll find
another car. It's fine.

What are you doing, planning
a road trip or something?

Because guess what?
You don't have time.

Look I told you, it's not about
that. It's not about utility.

You know what, I'm sorry.
It's important.

I'm sorry we had to interrupt
your last day. Let's go.

You have two others.

It's a collection.
They're antique cars.

Two old cars is
not a collection,

it's a guy with two old cars.

Take it. Bastard.

I knew you'd give in.

I wanted to die a man
with three cars.

I'm sorry.

Don't be sorry. He's
obviously fucked.

Thanks a lot, my dearest friend.

So, I'll walk you to the car.

I'm sure I can find it.

It's hard to miss.
A 1970 lime-green Super-B,

overhead cams, dual exhaust.
It was one of the first...

Not that you'll need to
look under the hood.

- Thank you very much. Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Thank you.

Sure you're gonna be all right?
You don't need any help?

No, I better go.

Oh, no, Patrick...

What are you doing right now?

Right now? Going
home, I guess.

If my husband calls,

tell him I'm coming.

So, not bad.

Not bad, eh? Mrs. Carlton.

No, I was referring
to what's-her-name.

- Sandra.
- Yeah, not bad.

Come on, don't be modest.

No, no. I barely know her.

- Even better, you dog.
- No, no.

She's a stranger.
I helped her find a car.

And that's it?

What's the matter with you?

I saw the way she was looking.

Women these days are
ripe for the picking.

Well, I don't think that
was an option here.

Are you kidding me?

They all want to go
out with a bang.

Patrick, when was the
last time you got...

some?

For one brief moment
I thought you had

actually forgotten your tragedy.

Look, I'm not complaining.
You don't have to...

I realize that
what is one death,

compared to the fact
that in under two hours

every living soul on earth
is going to evaporate?

Well, I realize that. It just
doesn't turn me on, you know?

If Karen were here, she would want
you to be with other people, right?

If Karen was here? No,
I don't think so.

But she liked people.
You know what I mean?

She worked in a kindergarten,
for fuck's sake.

Vitamins.

Listen, I appreciate
your concern, but...

It's a question of perspective,

living while you can and
maybe it's not too late.

I mean, most people are
probably taken by now,

but if I were you I would
get on the blower,

get on the Internet. That's
what it's there for.

That's why they invented it.

Come here, I'll
show you something.

One thing that this
has proved to me,

you have to take life

in your own hands.

You have to fulfill
your own destiny.

I'm sure there's things, Patrick,
that you feel ripped off about.

Sure, I guess, but I'm
pretty much over it now.

Take a look at this.

I tried to ask myself,

what did I want?

What were those experiences
that I had hoped for

which were now just
passing me by?

I made a list. I made
a comprehensive list.

Then I went out

and I actively tried
to meet those goals.

As you can see, it
wasn't that hard.

Anal sex.

Can you believe it?

I had never given it to a woman
up the ass before, you know?

I'm not afraid to say it now.

It's way past modesty
at this point.

Red-head.

Black. Chinese.

Blind.

Uh-huh.

Sex outdoors.

Sex with a virgin.

See, it's split into
different categories:

types of location;
types of act;

type of woman.

- What about bestiality, you done that yet?
- It's not on the list.

Just things I wanted to
do, not every perversion.

Coercive sex?

Within limits.

- Menage-a-trois?
- Oui.

Look, these are things
I really believed in.

I had to look in my heart. Some of
these things were hard to achieve.

Some of these things
were hard to...

admit to.

But I'm proud of what I've done. I'm
proud of what I've accomplished.

I'm not going to my
grave with any regrets.

And all of this

since yesterday morning.

Oh yeah.

No. Two solid months.

It's not over yet.

I want to die having
mutual orgasm.

Well, I better be going then.

See, that's a pretty
basic fantasy.

I mean, if you gotta go...

Might as well be coming, right?

Hey, hey, hey. Patrick.

Look, I wasn't
trying to show off.

Or try to make you
feel inadequate.

I was showing you that
as a friend and a buddy.

I was actually trying
to inspire you.

Uh-huh.

Thank you.

Bring that bottle over here.

Drink up.

One and a half!
Just one and a half!

One and a half hours!

You gonna be okay out there?

Yeah, sure. It's just
a couple of blocks.

Yeah.

Can you do me one
favor before you go?

- Sure.
- Come in.

Patrick, have a seat.

I was trying to give
you a hint up there

by showing you the list,

but I guess you don't
read too well, right?

I forgot.

Huh?

Man, you're stupid.

Do you wanna have sex?

That was down at the
bottom of the list.

I mean, there were certain
acts that could only be done

with other men.

That doesn't necessarily
include anal sex

'cause I already did that,

but, you know, there are
other things. There's...

Right, right. I understand.

- Patrick, I like you and I always have.
- And I like you too.

To be perfectly honest, I never
thought of you that way.

I mean, but, that idea of sex

with other men,

you know, it crossed my mind,

as it has done with
most of us, probably.

- Of course.
- So, here's our chance.

I mean, you could do worse.

I thought you had a date.

I do.

So, we don't have much time.

It's not gonna take that long.

You've done this I don't
know how many times today.

It's gonna take some time...

- Are you being judgmental?
- No, I'm not.

There's no judgment here 'cause
I don't have time for that.

- No, I'm not.
- I'm putting myself on the line here.

And I'm flattered.
I'm moved by it.

Don't fucking condescend to me.

I would do it if you
asked me any other time.

I swear. If...

I always thought I should.

If you had given me some time
to prepare psychologically,

and some time after...
a couple months...

I knew it, you're a wuss.

It's nothing personal. It
has nothing to do with you.

I would say the same
thing to a woman.

It's just sex, today.

I just don't want to risk

having bad sex today.

Just don't want that to be
the last thing on my mind.

And you think I'm fucked?

But I love you.

And I love you, pal.

Okay-

Mercy fuck your skinny ass?
What was I thinking?

In your dreams, pal.

Get the fuck on home.

I forgot to mention
I saw Menzies

just around the corner.
I'm sure he'd be game.

- Oh really? Fuck off.
- Okay, I will.

- See ya.
- No you won't.

Good luck.

Fag.

Coming up on the last hour,

and we've reached number 12
on The Top 500 of Al'! Time,

according to me, right?

So don't bother calling in.

This time it's my choice.

# Did you know I go to sleep #

# And leave the lights on #

# Hoping you'd come by #

# And know that I was
still awake? #

# But two years go by #

# And still my light's on #

# This is hard for me to say #

# But this is all #

# That I can take #

# It's the last song #

# I'll ever write for you... #

Hey, this is for pedestrians.
Get out of the way.

Get off the car.
Get off the car!

Oopsy.

Fore!

Hey! Bitch!

- Now you're walking.
- Look at this.

Hey, hey baby.

Hey, where are you going?

Why don't you have some
fun with us? Come on.

- Go away.
- Come on, baby.

I don't think you understand
the virtues of fun.

Why don't you have some
fun with us? Come on.

- Leave me alone.
- I just want you to have a little fun.

- I just want to go home.
- I just want you to be happy.

- What?
- Leave her alone.

- Let's go.
- She doesn't want to party.

Thank you. I can
handle it myself.

- Are you okay?
- I've got a gun.

Okay-

Take care.

Yeah, I don't know.
I'm waiting for him.

Hey, who was that?

- A lady.
- Oh yeah?

Well thanks anyway. I thought it
was a friend of my brother's.

He used to collect
cars like that.

Fuck.

Come on. Let's go.

Where's this party anyway, huh?

Let's go.

Mom, come on. Let's go.

Ignore them, darling.
Ignore them. Shh!

Come on! Mom!

Fighting, swearing,
and tearing asunder

the monuments of civilization.

Closer to home, over 600
would-be rock stars

joined with Randy Bachman

in North York, for the
world's largest guitar jam.

Here they are
learning the chords

to "Taking Care of Business."

# Taking care of business
and working overtime... #

A great song.

We now continue with
our live coverage

from Nathan Phillip Square

where hundreds of
thousands of people

are now converging to
celebrate and to mourn.

Thanks again to Hank
"the Hammer" Aletski

for braving the crowds.

And of course, to
our own Terry Olan

who's manning the control board

and operating the camera,

basically, keeping
me on the air.

You're doing a
fantastic job, Terry.

A fantastic job, really.
Take a bow.

Earlier on, for those who
have been following...

we have an address
from the Premier

and we still expect the Prime Minister
to make an appearance on the stage.

What do you want?

Hey, nothing.

Come on, Marty, let's just go.

- Don't move.
- Forget it. We gotta go downtown...

Shut up.

Come on, Marty, forget it.
Let's just get out of here.

- Shut up.
- Marty, we don't have time...

- Shut up.
- Great, this is fantastic.

Shut up.

Look at me.

I'm not afraid of you.

I'm not afraid of
what you can do.

You're the one who's afraid.

You're the one who's afraid.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen

for coming out to my debut.

I hope you enjoy it

as much as I hope to enjoy it.

Well, I don't know,
I was thinking

more like Bruckner or Beethoven.

Oh, come on. A little obvious.

No, that's for Christmas.

Yeah, that's for Christmas.

Tell her that's for Christmas

or for Easter.

I don't have a copy,

so it's pretty academic, really.

No, I told you,
I'm feeling good.

I'm good.

I am in good spirits.

Well, I don't know
what I sound like,

but I think I would know.

Um... Yep.

Hold on. Hold on a second.

Hello!

Patrick, open up, please.

It's me.

I gotta go, Dad.
I'll call you later.

Yeah, I love you too.

Take the phone.

Did he call? Did he
leave a message?

I don't know. I didn't check.

You can do that after.

Pick it up, please.
Pick it up.

Hey, come on upstairs.

Good afternoon, Mr. Wheeler.

I'm calling from
the gas company.

I hope you're doing well and
spending these final hours

at peace with your loved ones.

Rest assured that we
will make every effort

to keep the gas flowing
right until the end.

Thank you. Goodbye.

Memory is full.

Message received at 5:53 pm.

Good afternoon, Mr. Wheeler.

I'm calling from
the gas company.

I hope you're doing well and
spending these final hours

at peace with your loved ones.

Rest assured that we
will make every effort

to keep the gas flowing
right until the end.

Thank you and goodbye.

Memory is full.

Message received at 5:53 pm.

He sounds like...

a nice person.

You can tell from his voice.

I'm..

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Don't be sorry.

I'm sure that whatever happened,

I'm sure that he
tried to reach you.

He's obviously conscientious.

The machine was full, right?

So, I'm sure...

Patrick, I have to ask you a
question. Feel free to say no.

Yes.

Yes, what?

Yes, you can stay.

You can spend the
night, until the end.

I mean, even if he was
there, your husband,

you wouldn't make
it home on time.

It's past 11:00, and anyway,
I want you to stay.

I've been thinking about it
and it's not an imposition.

It's not like I want
to have sex with you,

but I do feel like...
I like you.

We made a connection.

I want us to be together.

I want you to shoot me.

Oh.

So, that was the question.

My husband and I made a promise

and I'm not backing down.

No matter where he is,
I know it's what he's doing.

I'm not gonna let this
world take my life.

I am not just gonna pass away.

At 12:00, I'm asking
you to shoot me.

Well, I don't know...

if I can.

I'll shoot you, too.

Well, sit down

and make yourself at home.

We can discuss this. I mean...

Help me pick a record to play.

I mean, I hardly know you.

I mean, why, for instance,

did you choose this
particular wine?

I don't know.

It's bad wine.

I don't care who it is.
I think it's wonderful.

What's the big secret?

Did he sound happy?

Happy?

I guess so.

Happy to get off the phone.

Jennifer?

Hi. How are you? I'm calling
like I said I would.

Good.

I just called, but it was busy.
Were you on the phone?

Well, your brother just called and it
turns out that there's a girl after all.

You gotta be joking. Who?

I don't know. You
better ask your mother.

- Hi, honey.
- Girl?

Now this is Christmas '79.

Oh, Chester. That crazy dog.

What a wild one.

No, I'm wrong.

It's still Jenny's birthday.

That women must have
been cousin Martha

visiting from Regina.

Hello, darling.

Oh, there's a picture
of you, Rose.

What a sour face.

I wonder how they're doing.

When did they think they were
gonna watch all of this?

Barbeques,

open fires,

foreign food, and traveling.

I like to travel.

I've been to every continent,

except South America.

So, how was Antarctica?

And Antarctica.

But even there, I wish
I had seen it, too.

Ice cream.

I guess it's pretty obvious.

No, no, it counts.

I could use some right now.

Strawberry ice cream,
straight out of the package.

Sorry, I can't help you.

So, do you feel
like you know me?

Better than anyone.

How about you?

Me. Okay.

Well, I was born
here, in Toronto

and lived here all my life.

In North York, actually.

And my father was a stockbroker.

Okay, you better hurry up.

Tell me something to
make me love you.

Oh.

Uh... okay.

Tell me your big tragedy.

What tragedy?

About the girl you loved
who ran away or died.

She died.

It's pretty obvious.

Well, people die all over.

You have to put it
into perspective.

Soon we all will.

Yeah. It's hard...

It's hard for me
to explain this.

You would have to
meet my family.

Well, she taught me
how I could love.

How much.

It's a lot, actually.

Surprising, you would never believe
it. Someone like me, but...

It's embarrassing, actually.

It's embarrassing for
me to tell you this.

And to tell her, but...

she... she died,

and then they said
the world would end.

I'm sorry.

She was sick.

Remember when people got sick,

and died one at a time?

It's not your fault.

That she died? I know.

That the world is ending.

Yeah. That too. I know.

I'm not that arrogant.

Tell me more.
I want to love you.

It won't be hard.

That's about it.

That's my big story. It
usually does the trick.

Okay. Tell me all the details.

All right.

It's hard on them.

It's hard on our children.

I think those little ones.

I don't give a damn.

People are always
saying, "The children,

pity the children."

I'm tired of the children.

They haven't lived, given birth,

watched their friends die.

I have invested 80
years in this life.

The children don't know
what they're missing.

Good point.

Well...

We should get ready.

Let me help you, Mother.

How do I know that you are
what you say you are?

What do you mean?

I think you could tell.

Well, no, I've never
had one before, so...

I'm a virgin.

Why would I lie?

People do. I would if
I were in your place.

Yes, well...

I mean, if you were younger...

I think I better go.

Look, no. I mean,

you're beautiful.

I'd want to have you anyway.

So beautiful.

I mean, it's hard
to believe you.

That was my point.

That's nice.

If you wanna drink,
I have drinks.

No, that won't be necessary.

I think we better get to work.

15.

15 minutes.

In a way, I feel
kind of privileged.

I mean, it's the biggest
thing that ever happened.

And we're gonna be there.

I mean, no one was there
to witness the beginning,

but we're gonna be
there at the end.

Yes, it may be very beautiful.

Sure you don't want to
see it for yourself?

It'll mean more coming from you.

Is there anything
else I should get?

Get a clock?

I don't think we'll need one.

We should be able to hear the
countdown from the street.

Yeah. Okay.

Let's go to the can, last chance,
and make our final phone calls.

Let's take another look
at the crowds of people

filling Nathan Phillip Square.

As I understand, they have
become a little more rowdy,

although there are no major
incidents to report.

Well, pop that champagne.

It's now officially 10 minutes

until the end of the world.

Out on the streets, the crowds
are getting pretty wild.

This is crazy.

- I'm gonna stand up.
- Okay, stand up.

Stand up and take a look.
Can you see it?

Yeah.

What's the matter?

Nothing. Look, it's not you.

Well, what then? We
don't have much time.

I had a busy day.

We've got 10 minutes,
I'll be fine.

I'll be fine.

# Guantanamera #

# Guajira Guantanamera #

# Guantanamera #

# Guajira Guantanamera #

# Yo soy un hombre sincero... #

Wait till the last second.

How will I know?

You'll know.

How? It's never
happened before.

How will I know?

We'll know.

It's too big.

Wait till you're certain.

God, it's times like this where
I really miss the night.

# Guantanamera #

# Guantanamera #

# Guajira Guantanamera #

# Mi verso es de
un Verde claro #

- # Y de un carmin encendido #
- Two minutes!

# Mi verso es de
un Verde claro #

# Y de un carmin encendido... #

Call for your help.

# Guantanamera #

# Guajira Guantanamera #

# Guantanamera #

# Guajira Guantanamera #

# The words mean I am
a truthful man #

# From the land of
the palm trees #

# Before dying I want to share #

# These poems of my soul #

# The last verse says, "Con
Los pobres de la tierra" #

# The streams of the mountain #

# Pleases me more than the sea #

# Guantanamera #

# Guajira Guantanamera #

# Guantanamera #

# Guajira Guantanamera #

# Guantanamera #

# Guajira Guantanamera... #

17...16...

15...

14...

13... 12..

11...

10... nine...

- It's over!
- eight...

Seven...

six...

five...

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