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( indistinct conversations)

Is this the way you treat

every driver with a busted headlight?

No, just the ones without ID.

Now, I convinced Lopez not to cite you,

but no more driving without a license.

Am I free to go?

Yeah.

Finally.

Finally?

I mean thanks.

Finally?! You think I need this?

You see this assignment board?

It's full of cases,

open cases, that I should be working on.

Instead, I'm cleaning up after your mess.

Hey, I don't like it either.

It's bad enough I have to clean up

after the sisters' messes... I'm just trying

to fit in as a human here, You're all so, just, messy.

But I got no ID, no job.

( overlapping complaints)

BOTH: It just sucks!

You good?

Yeah.

Me, too.

Okay.

Oh, my God, Cole,

how's my car?

It's fine.

That was the first and the last time

you borrow my car, got it? Good.

Let's go.

Being human was supposed to make my life easier.

Instead it's getting worse by the minute.

Yeah, I know the feeling.

I swear, Phoebe was closer to marrying me

when I was still a demon.

Well, to be honest Cole, getting busted by the cops

is not the best way to win her over.

Oh, Piper, gosh.

I'm sure Cole already feels like a big enough loser.

I know I would.

Oh, thanks a lot.

( tires screeching, horn honking)

( crashing) Oh, God.

It's about to explode.

MAN: Hey, over here!

Come on.

It's stuck.

Paige!

Careful.

Hurry, before someone sees us.

What happened to you?

Paige?!

♪ I am the son and the heir ♪

♪ I am human and I need to be loved ♪

♪ Just like everybody else does ♪

♪ See, I've already waited too long ♪

♪ And all my hope is gone. ♪

Cole, why are you being so vague?

I only asked you where you were going.

And I told you... I'm going to get a life.

See, now that's the vague part

I'm talking about.

The last time you left like this,

you went out and got a gun.

I'm not getting a gun.

Okay, then please, tell me what's wrong.

It's just... I need action.

I kind of thought we were doing okay in that department.

Not that kind of action, Phoebe.

I went from all-powerful demon

to mere mortal overnight.

You are not mere.

Baby, you are anything but mere.

Next to the Charmed Ones, I'm a potted plant.

But last night,

pulling that woman out of that car felt so good.

That's because you're a good man.

Well, I won't last as one

without a reason to get up in the morning.

You have me. I'm a reason.

That's all I have, Phoebe.

And I'm not even sure I have that.

Am I the world's biggest bitch or what?

Nah, too easy.

Cole vanquished his demon half.

He gave up everything he has ever known for me,

and I can't muster up a simple "yes" to marriage.

You're not the marrying type.

Or so you keep telling yourself.

But you think I am?

I think you're afraid.

Oh, of what?

Cole's humanity.

He was actually a much safer boyfriend when he was a demon.

Even though he could

rip your throat out with is teeth.

You want to explain that to me?

Well, on some level, you knew that it couldn't last.

A demon and a witch...

But now that Cole is a human,

the safety net's gone and for the first time

in your relationship, the future lies in your hands.

Yeah, okay, I don't want

to analyze me anymore, let's try somebody else.

How's Paige feeling this morning?

No idea.

She flew out the door this morning like nothing happened.

So we still don't know why she froze up?

Nope.

PHOEBE: That is so weird.

I mean, she can handle

demons now, but she can't handle a car wreck?

Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.

( clears throat)

Um, if you put

your nose any deeper into that coffee cup,

you're gonna need a snorkel.

What do you know?

Paige told me something in confidence.

Okay, but it's kind of

a dangerous time for us.

If she freezes up again

at the wrong moment,

are you gonna be sorry you didn't tell us?

Paige's parents died in a car wreck.

Oh, my God.

When did that happen?

About eight years ago when she was in high school.

She never really dealt with it.

Of course not.

How do you deal with something like that?

Plus she was a teenager

and all alone...

So, maybe we could help her deal with it.

No, I'm not family. I'm from social services.

I was just calling to see how she was after the accident.

Thank God.

Okay, I'll just, uh, call back and check in on her.

Thank you.

Hi. Got a minute?

No, I'm busy, guys.

Uh, we just want to talk.

It's kind of important.

Yeah? So's my work. Maybe later.

Paige, it's about what happened last night.

Not right now.

Paige, we're your sisters.

I said not now!

Paige.

We know about your parents.

We're worried about you and we want you

to know that you're not alone.

And we're here for you.

Fine, but just... not here okay.

I'll just...

tell my boss I have to leave.

We'll talk at home.

( indistinct conversations)

Got a minute?

Whatever it is, no.

You see this assignment board?

Well, that's why I'm here.

If you've got such a heavy case load, let me help you.

Oh, you want to help?

Yeah. Great, you can help me

by following that little exit sign right there...

( grunting)

That's it. You want to fight?

Because without the ability to throw energy balls,

I think I can take you.

Just relax, all right.

I need to get back in the game.

What game?

The good versus evil game. It's all I know.

Oh, wow.

You want to be a cop?

I worked for the DA's office, I know the law.

I'm a former demon,

I know the streets.

You want to be a cop.

I want to help with your investigations.

As a cop?

On my own.

Of course the DA investigators are still after me,

but you could close that case, clear my name,

get my identity back, and I could...

No, no, no.

Now you're talking crazy.

No, what's crazy is me sitting around the manor

all day with nothing to do.

All I got in my head,

all I could do with it going to waste,

now that is crazy.

( door opens)

DARRYL: Captain.

Mind if I get my office back?

No, sorry about that.

We'll talk about this later.

Excuse me.

So I wasn't the ideal high school student, you know?

I, um, skipped classes,

partied all night with my friends,

pretty much anything they wanted to do, I was up for.

Hmm, sounds like somebody else I know.

What I mean to say

is that high school is a time of searching

and figuring out who you are for everybody.

Yeah, but I was cruel.

Especially to my mom and my dad.

The day they died, I told them they weren't my real parents.

Which is stupid, because it wasn't even how I felt.

I mean, just because I'm adopted,

didn't mean they weren't my real parents,

because... they were.

Well, you were just feeling lost and you made a mistake.

I made so many mistakes,

you know, but I got through them

and I changed, and so have you.

Not in time.

What do you mean?

It was, um, family night...

just something we did every week,

and my dad left the fire station early

to pick up my mom and I.

Your dad was a fireman?

Yeah.

And I started bitching

how I was too old for this and how it was super lame.

And... he just lost it.

He was so angry with me.

( crying): He was so angry with me...

he... he didn't...

he didn't see the car that swerved...

into our lane.

And...

the next thing I know, I'm on the pavement...

the car's on fire...

I still don't know why I survived and they didn't.

But you can't blame yourself for that.

Well, I feel guilty every single day.

I know it's, it's hard,

but you got to try

and move forward.

( sobbing): How can I move forward, Piper?

I killed my parents.

What do we do?

How do we help her deal with something

that happened in the past?

Send her back to it.

Okay, wait, so I don't get it.

You want to summon the ghost of the past?

From where, the fiction shelf?

Dickens didn't make that stuff up.

He was visited by a malevolent spirit.

Doesn't "malevolent" mean bad?

Clyde's not the friendliest ghost that I know,

but he is the only one who helps the living visit their past.

Clyde? The malevolent spirit's name is Clyde?

Yeah, he doesn't like it either.

Wait, we're using bad magic to time travel?

Should I be worried about any of those personal gain issues?

Not at all.

You're only going back to learn

why your parents died, that's all.

Everyone ready?

Don't we need a summoning spell?

No, Clyde only ignores 'em.

There's only one way to get Clyde down here.

Clyde! Get your butt down here,

you fetid worm from the bog of eternal stench!

You got to make him mad.

Your mother was a chunky substance from a Gin's cesspool!

And she smelled bad, too!

Leo!

I was with a client!

1969,

Woodstock.

Hendrix was on stage!

This better be good.

I need you to take Paige here

back to the day of her greatest pain.

A job? Well, why didn't you just say so in the first place?

Not a job... a favor.

I don't do charity work.

LEO: You owe me, Clyde.

Or do I need to remind you of your client that I healed?

The one you returned from the past on the edge of a cliff?

I believe there were 32 broken bones.

All right, all right, I remember.

Are you sure you want to do this?

I only open the door to the past.

I don't guarantee no safe trip.

Obviously.

PAIGE: Yeah.

I need to do this.

CLYDE: Fine.

You guide her!

I won't be able to hear your call.

You guys will be on your own.

We'll be okay. Just take are of Paige.

Just don't look down.

How's about you two?

Care for a little trip to the past?

See it all the second time.

My rates are steep but fair.

Can you take us back to meet John Lennon?

PIPER: No.

No, no, right. We'll pass.

Suit yourself.

If you ever need my services, just yell.

We need to be here when Paige gets back.

Yeah, I'll cook dinner

and we can just hang out for a while.

I hope this plan works.

( with southern accent): So do I.

Don't worry Frankie,

I'll find you a body, too.

( grunts)

Rough ride. You okay?

Yeah, I'm all right.

I'm all... wrong!

Oh my God!

I saw Scrooged.

I'm supposed to come back as a ghost,

not a ghost with... braces?!

You're meant to relive the experience,

not to observe it, Paige.

Yeah but, I just wanted to come back and sit on the sidelines

and make sarcastic comments about my... lack of style.

Just take a look around, Paige.

Hey, you're right.

I was cool, even then.

Oh.

Philip Lewiki gave this to me.

My first love.

Can I call him?

That's not why we're here.

( knocking)

What do I do?

Open the door.

Dad?

Are you ready for school? Don't want to miss your ride.

What's with all this...?

Is that smoke I smell?

Are you smoking in here?

Well..

You know, I don't know how much more of this

your mother and I can take.

Wait wait, where are you going?

To talk to my dad.

Did you see that look in his eyes?

I can't believe I hurt him like that.

Rules first. To find what you came here for,

you need to follow the same path you took eight years ago.

What if I don't remember?

I'll guide you.

You're the only one that can see me.

Just don't forget the goal.

You're here to learn what really happened

the night your parents died.

I understand.

Thank you, Leo.

Step aside.

MOTHER: What did she do this time?

FATHER: She's smoking again.

This time in the bedroom.

And when I went in,

she had the nerve to give me this big hug,

like I wouldn't get mad.

MOTHER: She told me she quit smoking.

Oh yeah, right.

Just like the time she quit drinking,

and passes out at another one of those parties

and I had to go pick her up and bring her home.

MOTHER: School called yesterday.

You know, she's cutting her classes again.

She's not going to get into college if she keeps this up.

Oh, well, haven't you heard?

She's not going to college.

FATHER: Well, we'll see about that.

I changed my mind, Leo.

I can't go in there.

They think I'm awful.

I was awful.

It's all right.

You can do it.

Just remember why you're here.

Mom...

Oh, my God, I've missed you so much!

What's got into you?

What did I tell you?

Uh, guys, I... I have an announcement to make.

Starting now, I'm turning my life around.

You're not borrowing the car.

No, I mean it.

Yeah, like you meant it when you said

you were going to stop cutting classes?

Mom, you understand me?

You've got to believe me.

Oh, so now I'm "Mom"?

Last night we weren't even your real parents.

No, you are!

I was just saying that...

to hurt you.

Did you feed the cat?

Yeah.

You guys, I am not a screw-up.

I promise I'll change.

I promise I will go to college and...

Oh, please stop!

Please, we need to talk.

Well, you are right about that.

And we are going to talk, about everything... tonight at dinner.

Dinner?

The family dinner?

LEO: Paige, be careful.

Please, we really need to talk before we drive...

( horn honking)

Oh, Paige, that's your ride.

You have to follow the events of the day, Paige.

No exceptions.

( horn honking)

I don't think I've ever cooked for Paige before.

I hope she likes pork roast.

( with southern accent): Just out of curiosity,

do you think that I am a natural beauty

or is this like, one of those gym bodies?

Oh, Phoebe, please... like you haven't always been beautiful.

Oh, that's good, because I hate lifting heavy objects.

What is with the Blanche Dubois?

COLE: Phoebe?

Hi.

Oh, if you're not the most,

to say the least...

Did I miss something?

( groans)

Yeah... me.

PIPER: I think this sister's night

is a good idea.

I mean, there's still so much

we don't know about Paige...

yet.

Oh, boy!

Mm...

Hey!

What is the matter with you two?

That is for Paige!

( with southern accent): Sorry, ma'am.

We're starving.

In so many ways.

Uh-huh, well, go to lunch.

Good idea.

Let's cut out, Lulu.

All right, enough

with the pet names and the accents in the kitchen and...

could you come up with something better than Lulu?

It sounds like a poodle.

( shrieks)

Are you making fun of my girl?

Uh...

My Frankie is so protective.

Frankie?

( gasps)

And Lulu?

Hi.

We're ghosts.

Boo.

( laughing)

And we've been waiting for about 50 years to finish a job.

So now if you'll excuse us...

I can't believe I remember the combination.

I used to live out of this locker.

(beeping)

My pager.

You had a pager in high school?

Oh, get with it Leo, it is the '90s.

Michelle Miglis.

Oh, I can't deal with her drama right now.

Michelle.

Remember your whole peppermint Schnapps theory?

No.

You know, how you can't tell it from a breath mint?

You're wrong.

I got so busted.

Oh... sorry.

You drank at high school?

What are you, my guide or my judge?

Excuse me?

Uh, nothing.

Whatever.

I got grounded for two weeks.

My mom pulled the whole estrogen-fest thing.

I swear to God, she's so damaged.

She's not damaged.

You're right, she's beyond repair.

No, Michelle, she's not beyond repair.

She's actually just trying to set boundaries,

and believe it or not, you need them.

So maybe you should just lay off.

I mean, God, how would you feel if she died tomorrow?

Geez, Paige, morbid much?

(bell ringing)

Wait for me.

Although the Magna Carta was a document of great importance

to England and the American colonies,

it originally granted concessions

to few but the baronial families.

The vast majority of England would remain

without an active voice in government

for another 700 years.

The seeds of the Magna Carta

were planted in 1215 when an assembly of barons...

You don't want Donny. Trust me.

He winds up bagging groceries for a living

and driving a Camaro.

I love Camaros.

Would you girls please hold it down back there?

I'm trying to teach.

But nobody's listening.

( laughing)

Yeah, I know.

That's why all you delinquents are in this class.

The Magna Carta may have remained legally inconsequential

had it not been resurrected... This is ridiculous.

I have to get out of here.

I know the feeling.

No, you don't understand.

It's my last day with my parents.

Okay, what are you babbling about?

(sighs)

Excuse me, Mr. Martin? May I have

a bathroom pass please?

Don't even think about it, Paige.

You have to follow the same path.

What is the problem, Miss Matthews?

I am tired of wasting my time here.

Well, I'm sorry if I'm boring you.

No, I'm not talking to you, Mr. Martin.

Who are you talking to?

Yeah, really. Who?

Paige.

This is stupid. I just...

This is all just a bad memory. I need to get out of here.

Miss Matthews, you will sit down

and be quiet and wait for the bell to ring

just like everyone else!

(class chanting): Go, go, go, go, go, go...

Sit down, Miss Matthews!

No, I won't!

Paige, don't do this.

(chanting): Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

Going somewhere?

BOY: Busted baby.

Did you find anything?

Yeah, there was a, a Lulu

and Frankie in the database, some crazy

young couple... they robbed a series

of jewelry stores in the '50s.

They killed three people

before they were gunned down.

Oh, I knew they were criminals. Who?

The ghosts that possessed Phoebe and Cole.

Sh!

Will you please not use the "G" word around here.

Okay, fine, but we need to find them

before they finish their job.

What job?

They must have some sort of unfinished business

here on earth, and they either can't or won't

move on until it's done.

You know this?

Well, they didn't take me aside

and share their plan with me,

but it's how most ghosts work, Darryl. Oh...

You know, I-I told you...

No creepy talk in the precinct.

Would you just keep down the creepy talk?

Darryl, I'm sorry, but what do you want me to say?

My sister was just possessed by a supernaturally born killer

and my husband is in 1994,

and I do not mean in the fashion sense.

He time-traveled back with my other sister.

So the only one left to help me is you!

Gee, thanks.

Darryl, you know what I mean.

What if they hurt somebody?

What if they kill somebody?

Then Phoebe and Cole will take the fall.

Oh-oh. Ooh. Look.

The data says that Lulu and Frankie were gunned down here,

outside of a jewelry store.

Maybe that's the job they were trying to finish.

One security guard.

Armed, right corner.

Got him.

Two female customers.

Can I help you?

We're looking for a diamond engagement ring.

You came to the right place.

They're all so beautiful,

I don't know which one I like best.

You like the biggest one, baby.

LULU: Oh, There.

That one.

That's the one I want, baby.

Excellent eye for quality.

It's a perfect solitaire.

I don't know.

The cut looks a little...

off.

Well, no, I can assure you.

You. You look like a regular guy.

Could I ask your opinion?

I just want to know.

Can I borrow your gun?

(laughing)

You stupid...

Move over baby!

(women screaming)

(whooping)

We're back.

FRANKIE: Ooh.

Gotta hand it to you, Lulu.

This body's a live wire.

The guy digs action.

I can sense it.

(women screaming)

(whoops)

This woman loves

the feeling of this diamond on her finger,

although she'd never cop to it.

Let's split, baby.

Oh, no.

Is he okay?

Looks like it was just his leg.

We're too late. They did it.

Just hold on. Just a second.

I'm sorry. Excuse me.

What went down here?

Weirdest thing, Inspector.

They could have cleaned this place out,

and all they take is a diamond ring.

That doesn't make any sense.

Looks like your ghosts still have unfinished business.

Okay, we gotta find them before they kill somebody.

But first, is there a surveillance tape?

Yeah, it's over there.

PIPER: Oh, no.

Piper.

Uh-huh.

You froze the crime scene.

Uh-huh.

You cannot freeze a crime scene.

Well, I did.

Okay, we gotta

protect Phoebe and Cole,

so start wiping fingerprints.

No!

No, no.

Look,

I am sick and tired of you

and your entire dysfunctional family unit.

I will not falsify evidence.

I'm a cop.

Okay... cop.

Do I need to remind you

that you bailed Cole out of jail last night?

So?

So I was wondering

what you were gonna tell your captain

when he sees Cole on the surveillance tape.

What are you waiting for?

Go. Go get the damn tape.

I cannot believe I am doing this.

Shh! It's for a good cause.

Check his pockets.

All right, look... That's everything.

Okay.

Back in position.

You good?

Yeah.

Inspector. Yeah.

I thought you'd like to know.

A couple fitting the description

just hit a bridal store on 4th. Stole a dress.

A what?

You know, a dress.

A wedding dress.

Go figure.

First they're all over each other at the manor.

Then they steal a ring and now a wedding dress?

Frankie and Lulu's

unfinished business isn't criminal.

It's matrimonial.

They want to get married.

Do you people have any normal weddings in your family?

Come on! We don't have a lot of time.

You okay?

No, Leo. I'm nowhere near okay.

My time here is running out.

I haven't done anything.

You've done enough.

I haven't done anything.

I came back here to stop feeling guilty,

only now I feel guiltier than ever

because I know what a damn disappointment I am.

Is that what you believe?

Hello, have you been watching or eating popcorn?

My mom and my dad think I'm a total failure.

I'm not.

I can't let them die thinking that.

In fact...

I'm not gonna let them die at all.

You can't change history Paige, only learn from it.

I am not letting them get in that car tonight, Leo.

Yes, you will, and if you break any more rules...

Screw the rules, Leo.

Oh, is that the teenager talking or the adult?

The reason we journeyed to the past

was so you can learn from it.

You see where breaking the rules has gotten you so far?

They're my parents.

I have to do something.

I'm sorry to barge in like this.

That incident in class today was the last straw, Paige.

I'm suspending you from school.

Just for that?

"Just for that"?

For cutting classes,

starting fights,

smoking on campus,

possession of alcohol...

I swear I don't turn out like this.

Unfortunately, your actions

speak a lot louder than your words.

It looks bad, I know, but...

it doesn't turn out this way, I promise.

I... I get a degree in social work, I help others,

I even get into Berkeley thanks to high test scores

and a powerful essay on the death of my...

Let's just say a powerful essay.

Mom and Dad, you've got to believe me.

How can we do that, Paige?

We've seen your act too many times.

Please, just look at me as though you actually saw me.

I'm not who you think I am.

How do you know what we think?

'Cause I can see it in your eyes.

Disappointment.

And, okay, yeah, I deserve it. I do.

All I can say for myself is that I'm... searching.

And one day, I will find myself.

Paige... Let me finish.

I'll find myself because of you two.

You've shaped who I am.

I am not a bad daughter.

You did not raise a bad daughter.

I'm good.

I just...

wish you could see it.

Sweetheart, of course we can see it.

What?

We know you're good.

We've always known.

But we also know that you're lost and that scares us.

And there's nothing in the world that we want more

than to help you find your way home.

We just don't know how.

I think you just did.

I will stand by my word.

You promise?

I promise.

Uh, you guys, can we...

can we just stay in tonight and not go to the restaurant?

We still have to talk.

Yeah, we will, just... at home.

Okay. Let's go home.

What?

Well, what's it gonna be tonight?

Should we have pizza?

I kinda miss Mom's cooking.

Like you don't have it every night?

You shouldn't do this, Paige, you can't change the past.

I already did.

Did you say something, honey?

No, nothing.

You don't know what you're doing.

Yes, I do.

( horn honks)

Watch out!

No!

( screams)

Let go of me!

I have to save them!

It's no use, it's no use, they're gone.

No!

Why did you bring me back here?

Why?!

I thought I could stop the accident.

You couldn't stop the accident

because it was never your fault.

( crying): It was my fault...

It was my fault...

They would have died anyway.

It was their destiny.

Just like it was your destiny to be saved by magic.

That's how I got out of the car.

I orbed out.

That's right.

I could always orb?

Magic's always been inside of you.

It saved you because

you were meant to do great things with it.

And you have... and you will.

Don't you see?

This is what you came back here to find,

what caused the accident...

why you survived it.

You need to forgive yourself.

PAIGE: It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter.

They'll never know...

how much I loved them.

They'll never know what good parents they were.

( siren approaching)

How many more chapels we got?

That was the last big one.

There's one more in the neighborhood.

What if they're not there?

Then we expand our search to the entire city.

( engine starts)

( siren blares)

Do you take this woman to be thy wedded wife,

to love, comfort and honor in sickness or in health,

for sorrow or joy, so long as you both shall live?

I sure do.

I'm gonna take good care of her this time...

Whoo!

You okay, Frankie?

Yeah, it's just this guy's a little... jumping inside.

Almost feels like he wants to get married as much as I do.

I know what you mean.

This one's like quivering inside of me.

What are you waiting for?!

Continue.

Right.

Uh, do you, Lulu,

take this man to be thy wedded husband...

PIPER: I object to this union!

I didn't call for any objections.

Yeah, well, I still object.

You two are not frozen? Why are you not frozen?

Well, I know I'm not the most technically minded,

but I would think it would have something to do

with the fact that we're ghosts.

I warned you, witch.

Freeze!

Put the gun down slowly.

( chuckling)

Damn it!

Don't worry, baby.

We'll try again.

Next time we'll get it right.

Cole!

Cole!

Leo!

I had no choice.

I... I know.

Uh, get him out of here

and, uh, call an ambulance.

What happened?

I'm a cop, come with me.

Oh, please don't die...

please don't die! Leo!

Clyde!

Get your ass down here, you son of a bitch.

Bring back Leo now.

Cole's been shot.

Step away, Phoebe.

Frankie!

Lulu!

Where do you think you're going?

Eh, it's an unfortunate slip-up.

I told ya, it's a dangerous journey.

You never answered the chaplain's question.

I never answered your question.

Ask me again.

Will you marry me?

Yes... I will.

Thank you, guys.

Just no weddings 'til we vanquish the Source.

Apple cider?

Apple cider, yes.

Um, Paige...

you haven't told us

and we've been dying to know.

What happened in your past?

Well, I found out I was...

not responsible for the accident.

Of course you weren't.

Then what's the matter?

It just...

makes me sad that my parents won't see

us or what I've become.

Actually, that's not quite true.

Uh... Leo?

Let's just say that I owe Clyde now.

We know who you are, honey...

who you've become.

We've been with you every step of the way

and we're so proud of you, sweetheart.

Oh!