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太棒了，快拍下来 Oh, nice, camera!

救救我！救救我！ Help me! Someone help me!

欢迎光临 Hello and welcome.

我的名字是盖，如果你在看这个，那恭喜你 My name is Guy and if you're watching this then good for you.

你拿到了我众多录像带中的一个，这是我谋杀系列的第一部 You got your hands on one of my many home videos and the first installment of my murder series

这一部叫做《绳缚少女》 This one is entitled The Rope Maiden

如果你只是来看电影，那么请放松一下 If you're just here for your viewing pleasure, then please kick back,

打开一瓶冷饮，然后享受这部电影 open up a cold one, and enjoy the show

如果你想在家里跟着做的话 For those of you who are following along at home

我给你列出一份你必须的工具材料的清单 I will go through a list of essential tools and materials you will need to play along

首先，你需要绳子 First of all, you need rope.

没有哪个绳缚少女不需要绳子 You know, there was never a rope maiden without a rope.

所以你不能忽略这个 So you don't want to skim out on that

你选择的绞绳或者是编织绳 The work you choose to do be twisted or braided

都很不错，但我今天要用绞绳 Both are fine, but today I'm gonna the twisted

因为我现在像绞绳一样扭曲 because I'm in a twisted mood.

不，其实是因为我身边有绞绳，所以我要用绞绳 No, l just have some twisted rope line around, so I'm gonna use that

当你寻找合适的地方悬挂你的少女时 When looking for the right location to hang your maiden

你要确保环境气氛是合适的 you want to make sure the atmosphere is correct

搞些心理战术，装饰一下你的墙壁 Play some mind games and try decorating the walls

看起来越糟糕越好 to make them look as nasty as possible

可以用泥巴、粪便、精液 Use mud, feces, semen.

以前的受害者的血手印也很不错 How about those blood-stained handprints of your previous victims

或者你之前没有受害者的话，就假装有 or if you don't have previous victims, pretend you do

在一个漂亮房间里，没有人会害怕 No one was ever scared inside a beautiful room.

所以在你带“客人”过来之前 So make sure the atmosphere is correct

要确保环境气氛合适 before showing your guests around.

让我们看看她怎么想 So let's see what she thinks

天哪！ Jesus!

听到了吗？她只看到了天花板而已，这是个好迹象 You hear that?She only saw the ceiling, that's a good sign

但像这样，她有点太精神了，什么都做不了 But like this, she's a bit too mental to do anything with.

所以我建议给她来点镇定剂，让她他妈的冷静下来 So l suggest a little sedative, so she can chill the fuck out

好了 Right

她安静了，我们进入下一环节 Well, she's there. Let's prepare the next scene

药物生效还需要一段时间 They should get enough time for the drugs to kick in.

我们把她从后面弄出去 So let's get her out the back.

现在，伙计，准备好你的家伙 Now, guys, be sure to have your work ready

因为我们就要用到它了 because that's the time we're gonna use it

现在 Now

绳子的选择和质量就体现出来了 This is where the choice and quality of the rope really pay off

因为我们现在要让她吊在空中 Because we're gonna have to get her up in the air now

如果你用的是廉价货 If you use cheap rope

绳子可能会受损，你不愿如此的 you can get rope burned or something. You don't want that

除此之外，你还要考虑受害者的体型 With other minds, you also want to take into consideration the size of your victim

如果你把一个胖子吊到空中 If you're lifting a fatty up in the air

她会直接倒在地板上，伤到你的背 you're gonna throw your back out. She's gonna fall straight down to the floor

这是最困难的，但找一个瘦子真的很必要 This is definitely the hard part, but we're a skinny really pays off

抬起身体时 体を持ち上げる時

要避免肌肉紧张和背部受伤 筋肉の緊張や背中の怪我を避けろため

使用能帮上忙的东西 手助けするものを使った上

还要注意方式的正确 きちんとした技術で行いましょう

来自赞助者的提案 スポンサーからの提供でお送りします

为什么要用便宜的绳子浪费你的时间？ なぜ安いロープを使ってこのように時間を無駄にしているんだい

这是不是你醉倒在床上的结果 それが床に酔った時条件に基づいてるか確認しよう

为了最大的效率和舒适度 最大効率と快適さのため

快使用龙太郎的九千绳！ 龍太郎ナインサウザンドを使用しよう

你现在应该已经选好了她的位置 You should have now chosen the position of your maiden

她应该被你选择的绳索悬在半空了 she should be suspended mid air by the ropes of your choice

现在祝贺你把她吊上去了 Take this moment to congratulate yourself for getting her up there

接下来我们就要找些乐子了 because now we can have some real fun

为了保证最高效率 最大効率を確保するため

休息是很重要的 休憩を取りましょう

勤劳的人也要好好休息 働き者はしっかり休憩も取るもので

选择工具时你需要考虑 When choosing the right tools you want to actually take into consideration

你的少女的承受能力 how much your maiden can stand

如果你用这家伙发起冲锋 if you go charging them with this guy

你会把脏器什么的刺穿砍断 you're gonna puncture or sever an organ or something

那她就离死不远了 and she will soon be dead

所以我更喜欢这个小家伙 So l much prefer this little man

一半大小就做得到这一点 Definitely does the trick at half the size.

但在我们动手之前 But before we do any of that

必须确认你采取了必要的安全措施 have to make sure to take the necessary safety precautions

看见了吗？ You see that?

安全第一，伙计 Safety first, guys

谁知道这家伙有什么病 Who knows what kind of disease this trump has

血比我想的还多 More blood than my thought

想继续的话，就得解决这个问题 We're gonna have to fix this if we want to continue

这就可以了 That'll do it

龙太郎的九千绳 龍太郎のナインサウザンド

第一棒！ 一番！

我靠！ What the hell

他正在大量失血 She is losing a lot of blood

尽管看起来流速放缓了 And however it seems to be slowing down

她还是活不久了 She doesn't have much longer to live

接下来就怎么做就随你喜欢吧 So you might as well go in whatever direction you pleased

这时候，我喜欢和我的女士一起做选择 Now, I tend to go for themes with my ladies

既然她已经被吊在天花板上了 Since she's already hanging from the ceiling

想再进一步的话 wanna go one step further

何不让她变成人体吊灯 how about a human chandelier

对于所有房间来说都是绝佳内饰 the perfect centerpiece for any room

马上就能抓住访客的目光 that immediately catches the eyes of all who enter

柔韧度 柔らかい

不行吗？ 駄目よか

伙计们，搞定了 Folks, there we have it.

光彩夺目的人体吊灯 The human chandelier hanging in all her glory

为什么不给她拍张照让她永垂不朽呢？ Why not immortalize this woman with a picture?

这样你就能永远的记住她 So you can remember it always

这张会收录到我的相册里 That'll be one for the photo album

我们今天的节目就到此为止了 I'm afraid that's all the time we have for today, folks.

如果你在家里跟着做，希望你喜欢 Hope you've enjoyed watching if you followed along at home

希望你安装的吊灯能比我的更耐用 Sure, hope you'll fix something last longer than mine

下周和我一起尝试点新花样 Join me next week when l test my furtherly skills

但这周就到此结束，感谢观看 But for this week, that's all. Thanks for watching, please

今日非常感谢您的观看 今日ありがとうございます

下回预定的各位请认准这个番号 次回を注文する方はこの番号まで

现在的价格是一万日元 今ならお値段が一万円

此外，10话全收藏是9万日元的优惠价格 その他、全10話のコレクションはお得の九円にと受付ています

期待您的订购 ご注文お待ちしております

幕后花絮

怎么样？ Do you like it?

眼罩的话怎么办？ What's the deal for the blindfold?

简单来说，我有一个想法 So, basically, there is an opinion

好，有人能试试吗？ Right. Can someone do it right

我抓着你的手 l get your hands

感觉如何 Now, report

他们在小饼干上也这样 they do on a biscuit

斯宾塞，能让绳子再紧一点吗？ Spence, would you mind making the rope tighten?

能把我的脸也塞满小饼干吗？ Will you carry on stuffing my face full of this

抱歉，我不能对我的小饼干这么做 Sorry, I can't do my little biscuits

她尖叫的时候，你能确保它不变红吗？ Once she screams, can you make sure it doesn't go into the red?

如果它变红的话怎么办？ But what l do if it goes into that?

告诉我 tell me

好的 OK

我明白了 I got it

还有 and again

还有一个 and another

这太暴力了 This is violence

我觉得他怕了 l think that's a coward

你是要去哪买饼干吗？ Where are you going to get that biscuit toss

我得严肃一点 l gotta give a straight face through that

精血 Blood semon

你把精血弄到手上了 You got blood-semon on your finger

精血~ blood-semon

上面像是有什么黏糊糊的东西 Like some gunk at the end of this

上一个受害者 Previous victims

我接下来要… I'm gonna……

怎么说 How to say

接下来我会满身是血 I'm gonna covered by a lot of blood

我还要找一个男孩放点血 I'm gonna a boy meet a lot of blood as well

我好兴奋啊 I‘m so excited

你喜欢血吗？ Do you like blood?

行了 All right!

救救我 Help me

你怎么样 How are you doing

不，你在那先吊一会儿，我要做点别的 No, you just hang there for a little bit. I'm just gonna do something quick

你喜欢这件衬衫吗？ Did you enjoy this shirt

太糟糕了 Completely fucked

以血为乐啊 Be happy with blood

衬衫可以扔了 We can throw away that shirt

衬衫可以扔了 We can throw away that shirt

进食时间 Feed time

有点傻 Look idiot

小肠肠 little guts

我操 Fuck it

没关系 Don't worry

我们不用 We don't……

太恶心了 That's disgusting

血液~血液~血液…… Blood~Blood~Blood……

看它怎么样 looking how it is

太混蛋了 Jerk like

这都是找了些什么鬼东西 The demands is gonna be like what the fuck is

你的子宫 It's your womb

像史蒂芬·泰勒(Aerosmith主唱)的大嘴 Like Steven Tyler's mouth

能把婴儿放进来吗？ Can you check the baby in that

哇，一个小婴儿 Wow, a baby

再见，宝贝 Byebye, baby

还带着血 Still blood