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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,090 --> 00:01:04,479 [Music] 2 00:01:04,479 --> 00:01:07,519 vested interests 3 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:11,680 you want to know the enemy 4 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,920 that's the enemy what about your average 5 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,280 american 6 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:17,360 baby cube abbott is seen in every small 7 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:19,200 town and every small mine from here to 8 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,200 baton rouge excuse me you're in 9 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:22,560 journalism 10 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,640 i'm in government 11 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:27,520 the republic says things we do though 12 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:29,680 you should try coming to washington 13 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:31,119 right now i have this round-trip ticket 14 00:01:31,119 --> 00:01:33,439 to sacramento 15 00:01:33,439 --> 00:01:34,799 so we're all getting invited to 16 00:01:34,799 --> 00:01:37,360 washington 17 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:43,560 i think i'll go eat 18 00:01:58,240 --> 00:01:59,840 personal history i guess we could all 19 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:02,719 write one of those huh 20 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:06,320 yeah 21 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:07,680 it's getting pretty warm in here isn't 22 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:09,840 it 23 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:21,680 aren't you going to eat 24 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:24,560 and you course 25 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:27,840 i really like to wait that long 26 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:29,599 there's always one 27 00:02:29,599 --> 00:02:32,560 on every train 28 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:35,680 i'm not really hungry myself yet i guess 29 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:38,319 i'll wait too 30 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:41,599 now i'll never get any lunch 31 00:02:41,599 --> 00:02:43,519 he'll want to come with me 32 00:02:43,519 --> 00:02:45,200 first he'll grab the check then he'll 33 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:46,480 grab me 34 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:49,959 under the table 35 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:52,400 can i talk to you 36 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:55,840 you can talk while i listen 37 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,440 you're putting me in my place may i know 38 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:04,000 what place you're putting me in 39 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,920 a nice little bourgeois niche with a 40 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:08,000 two-car garage anywhere between here and 41 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,319 who gives a damn i live in cleveland as 42 00:03:10,319 --> 00:03:12,080 a matter of fact 43 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:14,800 but i spend almost half my time in nyc 44 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:15,920 business 45 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:19,319 kind of business 46 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:28,080 yes 47 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:31,440 traveling salesman 48 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:32,959 if it sounds any better to you i'm an 49 00:03:32,959 --> 00:03:36,319 executive in brickhouse steel 50 00:03:36,319 --> 00:03:38,319 it was this austrian millionaire died 51 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:40,640 and his obituary said he was an iron and 52 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:41,680 steel 53 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,200 karl krauss said it should have said he 54 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:45,519 was an iron and stole 55 00:03:45,519 --> 00:03:47,599 i put you down as a radical the moment i 56 00:03:47,599 --> 00:03:49,040 heard your voice 57 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:50,480 how about a drink i bet you let me get 58 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:51,920 on with my reading if you know what that 59 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:53,040 is 60 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:55,760 radical and aggressive 61 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:57,599 attack me i defend myself should there 62 00:03:57,599 --> 00:03:59,519 be a law against it i'm not going for it 63 00:03:59,519 --> 00:04:01,680 i hate to walk over 64 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:05,599 okay with you if i improve myself 65 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:07,040 you seem to have room for it 66 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:09,680 subscription form on page six 67 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:11,439 i'll just take a nibble before i send my 68 00:04:11,439 --> 00:04:15,159 dollar if you don't mind 69 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:17,680 the role of the masses in industrial 70 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:20,000 planning cannot fail to be commanding in 71 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,400 the years ahead i'd sooner subscribe to 72 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:25,520 the horseshit gazette 73 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:29,199 the coming struggle more karl marx for 74 00:04:29,199 --> 00:04:31,680 beginners 75 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:35,040 why struggle when he could be coming 76 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:37,440 anyway 77 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,520 enlighten me we have two whole days for 78 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:41,360 the process and lightning over a drink 79 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:45,040 and we just might come in under schedule 80 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,560 can mona lisa speak or is she stuck in 81 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:50,960 the silent era 82 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:53,440 i don't go i'm chicken i do go i'm 83 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:54,560 cooked 84 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:56,720 could be an article here sex and the 85 00:04:56,720 --> 00:05:00,160 modern female let's go to the dining car 86 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:02,400 it'll at least be cooler i got a bottle 87 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:03,840 of whiskey in my compartment i know it's 88 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:05,280 cooler there 89 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:07,759 i promise to leave the door open maybe 90 00:05:07,759 --> 00:05:09,680 it's better we just don't go through it 91 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:11,759 more fun if we do 92 00:05:11,759 --> 00:05:16,400 fun plays no part in my agenda right now 93 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:20,600 i'm doing 94 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:26,960 it's a little bright in here don't you 95 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,199 think 96 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:31,520 that's better 97 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:33,280 anything else for you sir we have 98 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:35,039 everything we want 99 00:05:35,039 --> 00:05:37,360 man 100 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:39,840 leave the door 101 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:43,680 first and obvious question how did you 102 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:46,080 get into journalism and why i bit and 103 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,320 scratched 104 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:50,639 i wanted to tell people the truth 105 00:05:50,639 --> 00:05:52,240 and did you find they wanted to hear it 106 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:54,479 son 107 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,400 can i ask you something that's the glory 108 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,240 of this kind of thing isn't it 109 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:00,960 glory may be overdoing it slightly 110 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:04,319 what's the significance of this 111 00:06:04,319 --> 00:06:06,160 well we had a little officer's club in 112 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:09,360 france during the war 113 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:12,400 the four deuces we called ourselves 114 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:14,080 so what kind of a thing is this brooks 115 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:15,680 brothers doesn't inform me custom-made 116 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:17,840 they put the duda on gratis i order a 117 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:21,840 dozen at a time gets it over with 118 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:24,160 strangers on a train 119 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:27,680 you can really talk to strangers 120 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:34,720 leone thinks i'm stodgy buying my shirts 121 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:36,240 like that i get everything at brooks 122 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:38,319 brothers your wife 123 00:06:38,319 --> 00:06:40,800 i got her in cleveland 124 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,919 she never comes with you on trips 125 00:06:43,919 --> 00:06:45,680 she's a homebody i guess she takes care 126 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:48,240 of the kids we've got the three 127 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:50,479 two boys and a girl 128 00:06:50,479 --> 00:06:52,560 you've been peaking 129 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:54,800 she's smart basser 130 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,880 you probably like each other she's a 131 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:58,639 little radical around the edges herself 132 00:06:58,639 --> 00:07:02,080 goes to french classes french too good 133 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:03,360 for leonie 134 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:05,039 she'll never understand why you wasted 135 00:07:05,039 --> 00:07:09,199 your time talking to poor old jerry 136 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:12,319 see what i mean about these trips 137 00:07:12,319 --> 00:07:14,400 catholics go to confession we have to 138 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:17,840 take a train to california 139 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:22,479 why are you going i have to see my dad i 140 00:07:22,479 --> 00:07:25,680 have something i have to tell him 141 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:31,840 you're going to get married 142 00:07:33,039 --> 00:07:35,440 again 143 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:40,160 do you have a first wife 144 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,319 first wife no 145 00:07:42,319 --> 00:07:45,039 first love that was a long time ago in 146 00:07:45,039 --> 00:07:47,039 new york 147 00:07:47,039 --> 00:07:48,960 eleanor 148 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:51,520 do you like the uniform captain breen 149 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:54,919 u.s cavalry 150 00:07:58,080 --> 00:07:59,280 what does your father think about your 151 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:02,720 politics same as you i guess 152 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:05,120 didn't always though 153 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:07,039 in the old days he fought the bosses all 154 00:08:07,039 --> 00:08:08,800 the way the old railroad crowd he really 155 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:10,879 locked horns with those bastards 156 00:08:10,879 --> 00:08:12,240 at least those bastards opened the 157 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:14,160 country didn't i imagine still having a 158 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:17,280 frontier to cross 159 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:23,840 i think 40's too old to do things much 160 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:26,720 oh there you are don't worry i still 161 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:29,199 have my clothes on excuse me and my 162 00:08:29,199 --> 00:08:32,000 knees together 163 00:08:32,799 --> 00:08:36,319 how about if i order some lunch in here 164 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:38,839 i could survive a little blotting 165 00:08:38,839 --> 00:08:42,000 paper i had a buddy in the war he used 166 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,599 to say there's only one war i ever want 167 00:08:43,599 --> 00:08:45,360 to be in after this and that's the sex 168 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:46,240 war 169 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:48,720 he drowned and the river sang pie-eyed 170 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:51,040 drunk 171 00:08:51,839 --> 00:08:53,440 you have to go to paris 172 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:56,880 as soon as the war breaks out 173 00:08:57,519 --> 00:08:59,519 friends i had then i've never had one 174 00:08:59,519 --> 00:09:01,600 like that people never do once they're 175 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:04,720 grown up do they once they're married if 176 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:06,480 you even think that you'd like to marry 177 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:07,519 a girl you know the first thing that 178 00:09:07,519 --> 00:09:08,880 happens is and i'm not talking about 179 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:11,120 cheating that's small potatoes 180 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:13,839 it it just 181 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:15,760 a man doesn't want his wife to 182 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:17,360 understand him my husband and i 183 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:18,800 understood each other totally i don't 184 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:19,920 believe wilbur ever had a thought he 185 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:21,760 didn't share with me and you loved 186 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:23,440 wilbur so much 187 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:24,880 that you went and took up with another 188 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:27,279 man you were sure he'd understand and 189 00:09:27,279 --> 00:09:30,000 did he he was devastated 190 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,839 so now you're gonna marry the other one 191 00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:33,120 no 192 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:34,720 after i got my divorce from wilbur i 193 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:36,720 didn't want bunny anymore but when i'm 194 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:38,800 marrying it's called max 195 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:40,399 max 196 00:09:40,399 --> 00:09:42,640 that sounds positively bearded to me are 197 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:44,240 you in love with him 198 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:46,000 we're much more liked than wilbur and i 199 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,839 ever were he's a bit of a bohemian too 200 00:09:47,839 --> 00:09:51,120 he's also very selfish sounds ideal uh 201 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:54,640 was so good and he was so vulnerable 202 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:56,000 the back of his neck was like a little 203 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,160 boys if you ask me you're still in love 204 00:09:58,160 --> 00:09:59,440 with him 205 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:02,160 the back of his neck 206 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:04,640 you remind me of a priest 207 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:06,480 when i used to go to confession you're 208 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:09,680 catholic was 209 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:11,839 didn't you say something about lunch i 210 00:10:11,839 --> 00:10:14,000 have this terrific appetite suddenly 211 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:17,450 you sure it's for lunch totally positive 212 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:28,519 [Music] 213 00:10:29,839 --> 00:10:31,600 is your dad gonna like this new man in 214 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:35,120 yours max well i have to warn you 215 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:38,920 including the beard 216 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:50,959 [Music] 217 00:10:50,959 --> 00:10:53,120 i think it's time i said thank you very 218 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,120 much for the hospitality i think you're 219 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:58,680 absolutely right 220 00:11:00,850 --> 00:11:02,480 [Music] 221 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:04,800 it's getting choppy out there i think i 222 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:06,800 better crawl back to my own cabin don't 223 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:10,519 you think so skipper 224 00:11:16,399 --> 00:11:17,440 great 225 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:19,470 great shirt 226 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:40,909 [Music] 227 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:46,560 i bet you read a lot of books 228 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:50,640 i bet you haven't 229 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,959 you want to hear my favorite quote 230 00:11:56,959 --> 00:11:59,680 what else am i waiting for 231 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:02,880 rule one never quote poetry to men 232 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:05,120 all poetry is an invitation right what 233 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:09,000 isn't in my experience 234 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:18,079 i am my own woman well at ease 235 00:12:18,079 --> 00:12:22,639 jeffrey chaucer canterbury tales 236 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:24,480 i 237 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:27,120 am my own woman 238 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:29,519 and i'm easy with right 239 00:12:29,519 --> 00:12:32,000 right 240 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:35,120 ish 241 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:36,839 and are 242 00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:40,560 you easy 243 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:46,880 do you want to hear the story of 244 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:50,160 crusader in modern dress mercury theater 245 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,200 style 246 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,200 i'll give you strictly the condensed 247 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:56,160 version okay 248 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,839 this little girl's been just about 249 00:12:59,839 --> 00:13:02,639 everybody's 250 00:13:02,639 --> 00:13:05,760 take them as they come and believe me 251 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:07,839 mister 252 00:13:07,839 --> 00:13:10,399 they come 253 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,720 lame ducks welcome 254 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:20,000 meet the greenwich village swan of the 255 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,320 year 256 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:31,680 do you want to know what exhaustive 257 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:36,000 researches have revealed in the vacuum 258 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:42,079 the evaluation of the opposite sex 259 00:13:42,079 --> 00:13:44,560 and this little girl's not wholly limits 260 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:47,279 its experience 261 00:13:47,279 --> 00:13:50,320 the hands ones aren't worth the damn 262 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:54,079 pretty boys make lousy lovers 263 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,399 which includes max 264 00:13:58,399 --> 00:14:00,160 mix and whatever you got with his 265 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,880 straight nose 266 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,639 i'm not saying that all men are 267 00:14:04,639 --> 00:14:08,240 unreliable but they're reliable and 268 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:11,279 the reliable ones are weird-looking 269 00:14:11,279 --> 00:14:15,720 including the backs of their necks 270 00:14:18,079 --> 00:14:20,240 the rich ones 271 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:22,399 were lifts they were 272 00:14:22,399 --> 00:14:25,839 they were eyeglasses 273 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:28,959 and they can very very 274 00:14:28,959 --> 00:14:31,920 rarely find the keys to their trust 275 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:34,399 funds 276 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:36,880 the clever ones 277 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:40,160 peach de's enough 278 00:14:40,399 --> 00:14:43,040 are almost always elkies and i cannot 279 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:44,720 bite a drinker 280 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:48,160 unless they're swishy and 281 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:50,959 my idea of a healthy diet i had to tell 282 00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:52,079 you this 283 00:14:52,079 --> 00:14:56,480 is very seldom passed the fruitcake 284 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:57,680 which 285 00:14:57,680 --> 00:15:00,399 brings us 286 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:06,560 am i monopolizing this conversation 287 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,040 which brings us 288 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:12,639 to the serious ones the serious ones are 289 00:15:12,639 --> 00:15:16,000 not to be found in prick house 290 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,279 steel 291 00:15:17,279 --> 00:15:20,079 not on a bat 292 00:15:21,279 --> 00:15:23,519 i'm being candid here to the 293 00:15:23,519 --> 00:15:27,040 point of self incrimination 294 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:29,680 leveling with a class enemy 295 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,800 should i maybe get myself on the line 296 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:37,440 or can you get me moscow direct 297 00:15:37,759 --> 00:15:39,759 you don't belong in their class in a 298 00:15:39,759 --> 00:15:42,720 month of sundays 299 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:46,320 be with jeffrey chaucer says you are 300 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:49,040 a princess 301 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,480 jeffrey said that 302 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:56,079 i haven't read him in ages 303 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:59,519 i think i'll travel alone 304 00:15:59,519 --> 00:16:01,440 holla 305 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:05,800 and get him from the library 306 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:21,279 restoration is a library 307 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,560 on this boat 308 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:28,639 library's closed right now me too 309 00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:31,519 is that a doorknob could be 310 00:16:31,519 --> 00:16:36,440 it feels like it's just my size 311 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:39,440 good night 312 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:43,759 dream about me if you can 313 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,800 moscow isn't answering your call no dice 314 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,519 still man 315 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:53,680 that's me on the line and my answer is 316 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,920 in 317 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:58,560 oh 318 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:03,320 feels like n-o-w to me 319 00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:12,269 [Music] 320 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:17,079 cheyenne wyoming next up 321 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:22,120 cheyenne wyoming next 322 00:17:25,130 --> 00:17:39,520 [Music] 323 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:42,880 did mommy's little girl get safely home 324 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:47,840 drunk but in other respects undefiled 325 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,480 uh oh 326 00:17:56,480 --> 00:18:00,640 please god dreamboat is no longer there 327 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:03,520 oh no 328 00:18:05,039 --> 00:18:08,480 that damn shirt 329 00:18:09,039 --> 00:18:10,799 maybe nothing really happened maybe i 330 00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:15,440 just passed out maybe i only dreamed 331 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:16,480 no 332 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,400 i didn't 333 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,960 i didn't 334 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,240 father i have sinned against heaven and 335 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:27,840 against max and i'm no more 336 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:31,600 keep calm nobody has to know 337 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,240 can i fetch you folks some breakfast 338 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:37,280 jesus christ the whole world knows major 339 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:40,080 headlines front page 340 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:41,440 later please 341 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,840 yes ma'am 342 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:49,039 holy virgin now i remember all of it 343 00:18:49,039 --> 00:18:52,480 some of all of it 344 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:55,039 oh my god now he knows it all 345 00:18:55,039 --> 00:18:56,720 i'm the kind of a girl uses a pin in her 346 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,120 pants 347 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:02,960 you're a son of a [ __ ] but you're a 348 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,640 tidy son of a [ __ ] so what you should 349 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:08,200 do with my stockings 350 00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:19,679 where is my other stalking big boy 351 00:19:19,679 --> 00:19:21,840 he probably tipped the waiter with it 352 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:24,480 god damn it 353 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:28,600 where have you been sugar 354 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,440 theorist he beats me black and blue and 355 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:50,160 then he calls me dearest mr america 356 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,600 wouldn't you know it now we're into the 357 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,679 big musical number have i maybe seen the 358 00:19:53,679 --> 00:19:54,960 show 359 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,480 with me i'll fix it with leonie to get a 360 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,559 divorce the club car had had the air 361 00:19:58,559 --> 00:19:59,679 conditioning none of this would have 362 00:19:59,679 --> 00:20:02,400 happened i love you sweetie i'm engaged 363 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,520 you could never have done the things 364 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:04,559 that you did if you were in love with 365 00:20:04,559 --> 00:20:07,360 anybody else i was tight mr 366 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:09,280 jerry excuse me he's my name jerry 367 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:11,039 blaine terrific i didn't do things you 368 00:20:11,039 --> 00:20:13,280 did hell you didn't a girl like you 369 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,880 doesn't let a man have her just because 370 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,320 she's tight 371 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,000 kiss me beautiful 372 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,840 mind if i throw up first 373 00:20:22,330 --> 00:20:25,550 [Music] 374 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,400 don't be nice to me i just may throw up 375 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:33,400 again 376 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,679 take it like medicine 377 00:20:37,679 --> 00:20:40,240 i hate to think of the porter mustang 378 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,760 he thinks he's 10 bucks to the good i'll 379 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,039 give him 10 more when i get off he 380 00:20:43,039 --> 00:20:45,039 thinks you're the tops 381 00:20:45,039 --> 00:20:47,600 so i'm a 10 buck tomato 382 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,280 i'm not letting you go 383 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,200 whatever damn commie newspaper you write 384 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,679 for just what i always wanted a 385 00:20:53,679 --> 00:20:55,200 capitalist son of a [ __ ] who knows how 386 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,039 to tip sleeping car attendance a man 387 00:20:57,039 --> 00:20:59,840 with no shame no accent no beard and 388 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,679 personalized shirts made by the dozen a 389 00:21:01,679 --> 00:21:03,760 gentleman called jerry 390 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:07,679 if only this had happened 10 years ago 391 00:21:07,919 --> 00:21:10,320 do you like 14 year old girls does leone 392 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:13,360 know about this 393 00:21:13,919 --> 00:21:18,320 i wasn't so fat then were you taller too 394 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,600 i'm full payment okay 395 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:32,240 like hell 396 00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:35,840 you owe me more than that 397 00:21:36,559 --> 00:21:39,799 and yourself 398 00:21:40,980 --> 00:21:52,329 [Music] 399 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:56,080 i think the library's open yet 400 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,400 you've had all the books you're ever 401 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,280 gonna need to have 402 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:08,159 i need you angel 403 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:11,600 yeah i'm gonna have you 404 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:15,070 [Music] 405 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:22,080 why do we do the things we do 406 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:27,159 if the comrades could see me now 407 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:34,280 stand by for a fascist invasion 408 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,320 oh angel 409 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:43,610 angel 410 00:22:43,610 --> 00:22:51,030 [Music] 411 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,799 you remember your first time 412 00:22:54,799 --> 00:22:57,360 vividly 413 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:02,480 mine was called kiki 414 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,799 she said 415 00:23:04,799 --> 00:23:06,799 i can still see that derriere going up 416 00:23:06,799 --> 00:23:08,799 the rickety stairs ahead of me i was 417 00:23:08,799 --> 00:23:10,320 shaking like i was going to my own 418 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,679 execution and she knew it 419 00:23:13,679 --> 00:23:16,559 i was uh 420 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,400 a little 421 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,320 quick on the trigger 422 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,400 as you can maybe imagine 423 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,880 easily she was very understanding like 424 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,000 you would be 425 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,600 don't necessarily bank on that 426 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:31,600 kiki knew a thing or three that's for 427 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:33,520 sure i was shocked if you can believe 428 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,360 that i can believe anything if it isn't 429 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:37,120 nice i was afraid she might put 430 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:39,840 something extra on the tab imagine i was 431 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,360 already an officer 432 00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:45,679 and i was still 12 years old maxima 433 00:23:45,679 --> 00:23:48,720 don't you love him could you love him 434 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,799 picture of a capitalist [ __ ] growing his 435 00:23:50,799 --> 00:23:52,559 head off and never guessing what a noise 436 00:23:52,559 --> 00:23:55,039 he's making 437 00:23:55,039 --> 00:23:57,679 i sure hate sex sometimes 438 00:23:57,679 --> 00:23:59,760 his sex in particular 439 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,240 and the war that goes with it 440 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:05,360 he really thinks he won so he invites 441 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:08,080 kiki to the victory parade she taught 442 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,840 him everything he knows and he sure 443 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,840 knows a trick or two not that i'm 444 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,840 impressed i'm not 445 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,440 but 446 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:18,240 rydom cowboy seems to be the motto all 447 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:19,360 right 448 00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:22,480 did you ever play golf 449 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:26,320 golf you should just see the chorus at 450 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,840 del monte or we could go to france 451 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,600 i could acquire a swing just in time to 452 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,440 go fight fascism 453 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,200 tell you what you do 454 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,120 go back to leone 455 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:38,799 i tell her the whole story tell her 456 00:24:38,799 --> 00:24:41,039 nothing whatsoever leonie's got a lot of 457 00:24:41,039 --> 00:24:43,440 good qualities you'd like each other 458 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,600 we could do french together 459 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:46,960 maybe kiki could come give us some 460 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:48,559 special tuition maybe we could all live 461 00:24:48,559 --> 00:24:50,159 together the three of us menage a trois 462 00:24:50,159 --> 00:24:51,600 now there's a french lesson they haven't 463 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:55,720 maybe had in cleveland yet 464 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,200 how about an apartment of your own 465 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:06,559 central park west someplace 466 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,840 do you like black seal gundy's by any 467 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,120 chance 468 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:13,520 red says fender belts 469 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,919 peekaboo braziers little holes cut out 470 00:25:15,919 --> 00:25:19,360 porter doesn't everybody 471 00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:21,919 excuse me can you do something for me 472 00:25:21,919 --> 00:25:24,000 possibly because i need it i'll get you 473 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000 a charge account you can throw away that 474 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,919 safety pin of yours live dangerously at 475 00:25:27,919 --> 00:25:30,559 my expense i don't even like to say this 476 00:25:30,559 --> 00:25:32,960 man's first name i am seriously 477 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,760 reluctant to say his first name 478 00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:37,919 jerry it's time you had a real man in 479 00:25:37,919 --> 00:25:40,400 your life 480 00:25:40,559 --> 00:25:43,200 someone uh 481 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,039 he isn't going to say really take care 482 00:25:45,039 --> 00:25:47,760 of me is he really take care of you 483 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:50,240 bingo 484 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,480 for 10 years i've been feeling as if i'd 485 00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:53,919 missed the boat 486 00:25:53,919 --> 00:25:56,080 boats get a long way in ten years that 487 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,240 can involve a very big step between dock 488 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,080 and deck you're once-in-a-lifetime 489 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:01,760 material and here it's been twice 490 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,200 already that should just about wrap me 491 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,919 up shouldn't it 492 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:09,279 dear dear mr breen 493 00:26:09,279 --> 00:26:11,200 it's a jury didn't i tell you i 494 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,880 consulted the supreme soviet we all 495 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,760 prefer mr breen 496 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,240 how about 497 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:21,720 mrs breen 498 00:26:22,580 --> 00:26:33,640 [Music] 499 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,960 you don't marry me what'll happen to you 500 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:40,640 that's a terrible life you're leaving 501 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,400 in a few years 502 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,159 you're going to be one of those bohemian 503 00:26:44,159 --> 00:26:46,720 horrors 504 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:50,880 with greasy hair and and long earrings 505 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,440 from new mexico 506 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,000 it makes me sick to think about it 507 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,159 ask your father 508 00:26:58,159 --> 00:26:59,840 you fell in love with me precisely 509 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,640 because that's what i am a bohemian no 510 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:05,760 that's not what you really are 511 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,640 you're not a sweet girl don't underneath 512 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,559 you're just a sweet girl who doesn't 513 00:27:10,559 --> 00:27:14,159 want anybody to know it i know it 514 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:17,600 no plutocrat calls me sweet and gets 515 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:21,399 away with it 516 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,039 you don't want to marry uh 517 00:27:25,039 --> 00:27:27,279 what's his name 518 00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:28,799 max 519 00:27:28,799 --> 00:27:30,640 max isn't it 520 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:34,600 sure i do don't i 521 00:27:37,039 --> 00:27:39,360 don't make me laugh i won't cry 522 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:40,640 do i 523 00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:42,799 i don't want to laugh or cry what do i 524 00:27:42,799 --> 00:27:45,799 do 525 00:27:52,559 --> 00:27:54,559 it's been the happiest time of my life i 526 00:27:54,559 --> 00:27:56,559 mean that 527 00:27:56,559 --> 00:27:58,640 are you promised that you'll call me 528 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,720 no excuse me i'll come and meet you on 529 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,399 your way back if it's the last thing i 530 00:28:02,399 --> 00:28:04,559 do 531 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,600 you're not gonna marry max anybody 532 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:13,360 you're gonna marry me or nobody at all 533 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:13,920 [Applause] 534 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:15,520 [Music] 535 00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,360 why do we never say the things we mean 536 00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:18,150 to say 537 00:28:18,150 --> 00:28:20,000 [Music] 538 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,200 i went to visit my father 539 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,039 i acted like it was just one more trip 540 00:28:25,039 --> 00:28:26,559 to see him 541 00:28:26,559 --> 00:28:30,360 he knew it was the last 542 00:28:30,799 --> 00:28:34,799 i left him without even mentioning max 543 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,159 there are no real words to say goodbye 544 00:28:38,159 --> 00:28:39,420 with 545 00:28:39,420 --> 00:28:50,249 [Music] 546 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,080 i went and called breen and told him the 547 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,320 train i was catching 548 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:58,440 nice girls keep their promises 549 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:00,960 but why do they promise in the first 550 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,360 place 551 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,720 god help 552 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:14,960 would i me recognize you 553 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:19,240 if you're not wearing a shirt 554 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,640 could you possibly be a little more like 555 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:36,320 gary cooper than memory suggests 556 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:40,159 with the right tater in the right ideas 557 00:29:40,159 --> 00:29:44,000 a tad more in the way of conversation 558 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,760 what do i really want 559 00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:52,279 mr left and mr right 560 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,360 sweetheart 561 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,000 you're really here 562 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,600 in a couple of weeks i'm going to philly 563 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:23,840 stay in three nights come with me 564 00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,760 what second prize i'll take that mr 565 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:26,720 breen 566 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:28,559 it's still jerry and he still wants to 567 00:30:28,559 --> 00:30:30,960 marry you 568 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,159 how's leone 569 00:30:34,159 --> 00:30:38,559 and the two boys and the girl 570 00:30:38,559 --> 00:30:40,080 jerry 571 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,640 you shouldn't have 572 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,000 listen 573 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,840 we've booked a vacation the whole family 574 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:47,919 we're going to vermont 575 00:30:47,919 --> 00:30:49,520 i promise to teach jerry junior how to 576 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:50,720 shoot 577 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,480 right between the eyes 578 00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:55,760 i'll talk to leonie after that 579 00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:01,039 yeah i'd give anything 580 00:31:01,039 --> 00:31:02,840 to go with you right now 581 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:06,320 but you can't you mustn't 582 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:08,880 you're right 583 00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:12,399 we have to be sensible don't we 584 00:31:12,799 --> 00:31:15,840 how was your father really sad fairy 585 00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:19,840 i hope i get to see him one day 586 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,000 i'll come see you in new york just as 587 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,640 soon as i can 588 00:31:29,279 --> 00:31:31,200 i'll just editorialize until you get 589 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,840 there 590 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,320 till then sweetheart 591 00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:40,320 oh no i bet it's the shirt 592 00:31:41,919 --> 00:31:45,039 before the revolution 593 00:31:45,039 --> 00:31:48,039 brothers 594 00:32:01,279 --> 00:32:04,000 will he come to new york 595 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,159 he'll come 596 00:32:06,159 --> 00:32:10,559 the book dinner in some fancy place 597 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,799 the conversation will be strained and 598 00:32:14,799 --> 00:32:17,679 raunchy by turns 599 00:32:17,679 --> 00:32:19,600 he'll talk about fidelity and get off on 600 00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:22,240 betrayal 601 00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:23,919 we'll go back to his room at del 602 00:32:23,919 --> 00:32:25,600 monaco's and he'll want to do stuff we 603 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:29,080 never did before 604 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:32,720 then he'll sigh and look at his watch 605 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:36,480 time sure does fly when you're happy 606 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:39,279 he'll say he'll be coming back 607 00:32:39,279 --> 00:32:41,039 but he won't 608 00:32:41,039 --> 00:32:44,000 you'll go back to leone 609 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:48,080 so much for strangers on a train 610 00:32:49,519 --> 00:32:51,440 there has to be more to the future than 611 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:56,120 jerry breen executive lover 612 00:32:56,240 --> 00:33:00,120 unless there's less 613 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,680 [Music] 614 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:14,800 ah 615 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:26,069 [Music] 616 00:33:28,860 --> 00:34:08,650 [Music] 617 00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,560 so 618 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:20,019 [Music] 619 00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:29,239 so 620 00:34:30,370 --> 00:34:37,040 [Music] 621 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:40,040 wow 622 00:34:50,159 --> 00:34:52,000 hello kid been waiting long i couldn't 623 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,480 hear the bell 624 00:34:55,119 --> 00:34:56,879 how about a cocktail sweet might that be 625 00:34:56,879 --> 00:34:58,720 an idea i'll make them i'm fine here you 626 00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:02,599 go get dressed all right 627 00:35:09,359 --> 00:35:12,320 they lived in the roaring twenties that 628 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,560 era of wonderful nonsense when everyone 629 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:17,359 smoked drank and kissed easily 630 00:35:17,359 --> 00:35:19,680 he was a charmer with a voice as 631 00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,079 intimate as the rustle of sheets 632 00:35:22,079 --> 00:35:24,320 she was one of those anxious young women 633 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,480 caught in his web 634 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:27,359 here 635 00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:29,520 surrounded by gifts paid for by 636 00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:32,240 unwitting husbands she came for her 637 00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:35,119 evening of passion 638 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,160 welcoming you back ladies and gentlemen 639 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,400 on this enchanting new york night it's 640 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,240 johnny johnson in this orchestra from 641 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:45,119 the astor roof 642 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:54,079 hey kid 643 00:35:54,079 --> 00:35:56,000 would you like some more light no i like 644 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000 it better in the desk like this it's 645 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,079 sweet 646 00:36:00,079 --> 00:36:03,680 dusk is so personal somehow 647 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,119 this is nice so nice being here 648 00:36:07,119 --> 00:36:09,110 it's nice and peaceful 649 00:36:09,110 --> 00:36:10,640 [Music] 650 00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:13,599 oh lord why can't people just be 651 00:36:13,599 --> 00:36:15,760 peaceful 652 00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:18,720 that's little enough to ask isn't it 653 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:21,200 why does there have to be so much hell 654 00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:23,440 all the time there doesn't have to be 655 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,920 there's never any need for hell there's 656 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,839 an awful lot of it around sweet there 657 00:36:27,839 --> 00:36:29,359 certainly is 658 00:36:29,359 --> 00:36:31,040 but second raiders are stirred pal 659 00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:32,800 first-rate people wouldn't 660 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,400 uni never have another bit of it in your 661 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,079 beautiful life if you could just manage 662 00:36:36,079 --> 00:36:37,680 to give up that band of spitting 663 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:39,280 hellcats that constantly prowl around 664 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,960 you my lamb 665 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,119 oh hobie i've been wanting to tell you 666 00:36:43,119 --> 00:36:45,280 for so long but it's so rotten hard to 667 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:46,160 say 668 00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:47,680 if i say it it makes me sound like one 669 00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,160 of them it makes me seem jealous 670 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:52,560 just i worry so about you 671 00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:54,960 you're so fine you're so lovely and it 672 00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:56,960 nearly kills me to see you just eaten up 673 00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:58,560 by a lot of things like 674 00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,560 margot wadsworth or 675 00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:02,160 mrs holt or 676 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:04,079 evie maynard and those 677 00:37:04,079 --> 00:37:05,839 so much better than that you know that's 678 00:37:05,839 --> 00:37:08,160 why i'm saying it i haven't got a stitch 679 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:10,160 of jealousy in me 680 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:11,200 jealous 681 00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:12,800 good heavens if i was gonna be jealous 682 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,720 i'd be about someone worthwhile and not 683 00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:15,520 some 684 00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:16,480 silly 685 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:17,760 stupid 686 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,280 idol 687 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,040 worthless 688 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,560 hysterical 689 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,400 promiscuous 690 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,320 sex ridden 691 00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,400 no 692 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:29,760 i'm sorry 693 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,839 i guess i'm sorry 694 00:37:31,839 --> 00:37:33,200 maybe the way they behave isn't really 695 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,640 their fault 696 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,160 after all they'll never know how lovely 697 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:38,240 it is when we're alone together 698 00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:42,560 oh it is hobie isn't it isn't it 699 00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:45,200 uh-huh 700 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:47,920 hobie 701 00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,760 hey you promised you'd forget about last 702 00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,359 wednesday you said you'd never remember 703 00:37:51,359 --> 00:37:52,400 it again 704 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,040 oh whatever made me do it making scenes 705 00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:56,960 having tantrums rushing out in the 706 00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:58,240 middle of the night and then crawling 707 00:37:58,240 --> 00:37:59,200 back 708 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:00,560 me who wanted to show you how different 709 00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:02,000 a woman could be 710 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,920 tell me i wasn't as terrible as i know i 711 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,440 was 712 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:09,359 darling you were the worst i ever saw 713 00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:13,359 oh dear 714 00:38:13,359 --> 00:38:15,599 oh dear oh dear 715 00:38:15,599 --> 00:38:18,960 what can i say sorry is it nearly enough 716 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:21,920 i'm broken i'm in little bits 717 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,040 would you mind doing something about 718 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:26,160 putting me together again 719 00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,000 listen 720 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,680 i want to say it all now and then never 721 00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:33,200 say it anymore 722 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:34,880 i want to tell you that there will never 723 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,480 never be anything like last wednesday 724 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:37,839 ever again 725 00:38:37,839 --> 00:38:39,760 but we have as much too lovely ever to 726 00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,320 cheap and i promise you i promise you i 727 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,400 won't ever be like 728 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:46,720 like anybody else 729 00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:48,800 you couldn't be a kid 730 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,560 i don't think that always say it 731 00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,960 sometimes it's so sweet to hear were you 732 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:54,880 hoping 733 00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:59,880 for your size you talk an awful lot 734 00:39:07,359 --> 00:39:10,359 so 735 00:39:11,770 --> 00:39:20,960 [Music] 736 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,560 guess i'd rather be right this minute 737 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:26,000 more than anybody else in the world who 738 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,000 me 739 00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:39,520 there's that damn telephone isn't it 740 00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,040 and wouldn't it be 741 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:43,599 let's not answer it let's let it ring no 742 00:39:43,599 --> 00:39:45,040 you mustn't 743 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,440 no it must be big and strong 744 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,040 anyway maybe it's somebody who just died 745 00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:50,800 and left you 20 million dollars maybe it 746 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,560 isn't some other woman at all 747 00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:54,160 what if it is what difference does it 748 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,040 make 749 00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:56,800 see how sweet and reasonable i'm being 750 00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,359 look at me being generous 751 00:39:59,359 --> 00:40:02,000 you can afford to be sweetheart 752 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,520 i know i can't 753 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,599 after all whoever she is she's miles 754 00:40:05,599 --> 00:40:07,119 away 755 00:40:07,119 --> 00:40:10,760 i'm right here 756 00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,079 yes 757 00:40:16,079 --> 00:40:18,160 hello 758 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:18,620 hello 759 00:40:18,620 --> 00:40:20,079 [Music] 760 00:40:20,079 --> 00:40:21,920 except for my big toenail you're the 761 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,400 ugliest thing i've ever seen hello hey 762 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:25,220 operator 763 00:40:25,220 --> 00:40:27,280 [Music] 764 00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,359 operator 765 00:40:29,359 --> 00:40:33,040 yes this is mr ogden 766 00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,280 who 767 00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:37,760 oh hello hello connie 768 00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,560 how are you dear 769 00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:44,149 [Music] 770 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:45,680 the only thing is i've got to go right 771 00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,000 out uh so if you came into town now it 772 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,480 really wouldn't do 773 00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:52,560 well do much keeping these people 774 00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:55,359 waiting as it is 775 00:40:56,079 --> 00:40:58,000 why don't you wait connie and come into 776 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,640 town tomorrow sometime 777 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:04,000 well can't you tell me now 778 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000 why of course i do anything in the world 779 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,760 if i could but i tell you i can't 780 00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:09,760 tonight 781 00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:12,720 no no no no no it isn't that at all 782 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:16,160 no it isn't anything like that 783 00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,800 no no these these people are friends of 784 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,720 my sisters and 785 00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:22,160 i've got to go out with them it's just 786 00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,400 one of those things you got to do 787 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:25,599 look 788 00:41:25,599 --> 00:41:27,280 why don't you be a good girl and go to 789 00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,119 bed early and that way you'll feel 790 00:41:29,119 --> 00:41:31,359 better tomorrow hmm 791 00:41:31,359 --> 00:41:32,839 will you do 792 00:41:32,839 --> 00:41:35,839 that what 793 00:41:35,839 --> 00:41:39,119 of course i do connie 794 00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:42,720 well all right if you really want to but 795 00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:45,280 i don't know what time i'll be home 796 00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:47,760 of course i do connie 797 00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,800 now you'll be a good girl won't you 798 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,440 bye dear 799 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,599 oh god 800 00:42:03,599 --> 00:42:06,960 how is dear mrs holt great quirking way 801 00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:08,800 up at the top of her form i wasn't aware 802 00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,720 that she had it for him she says she has 803 00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:12,720 something she wants to tell me can't be 804 00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:14,079 her age 805 00:42:14,079 --> 00:42:15,760 she says it's too hard to say over the 806 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,760 telephones well then it must be her age 807 00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:18,960 she's afraid that it might sound like 808 00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,470 her telephone number 809 00:42:20,470 --> 00:42:21,760 [Music] 810 00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,520 about twice a week connie has something 811 00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:25,280 she must tell you right away that you 812 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:28,000 couldn't possibly say over the telephone 813 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,800 usually it turns out she's found the 814 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,280 butler drinking again i see 815 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,440 poor little connie 816 00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:37,839 for little connie darling why do we have 817 00:42:37,839 --> 00:42:40,160 to waste time talking about connie holt 818 00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,319 couldn't we just be peaceful not while 819 00:42:42,319 --> 00:42:44,480 that cheby's prowls the streets is she 820 00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:47,920 coming into town tonight well she was 821 00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,359 but then she more or less said she 822 00:42:49,359 --> 00:42:50,800 wouldn't 823 00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,590 oh she will she will 824 00:42:52,590 --> 00:42:54,000 [Music] 825 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,440 hobie you don't really want to see that 826 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,119 old thing tonight do you 827 00:42:57,119 --> 00:43:00,800 do you because if you do 828 00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,200 maybe you do 829 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:04,480 naturally if connie has something she 830 00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:05,920 wants to tell you right away you want to 831 00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,760 see her 832 00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:09,440 look hobie you know you can see me 833 00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:10,800 anytime you know it's not a bit 834 00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:12,800 important seeing me tonight so why don't 835 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,800 you call her back right away 836 00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,319 huh 837 00:43:16,319 --> 00:43:17,839 tell her to take the next train out it's 838 00:43:17,839 --> 00:43:19,520 faster than motoring and certainly safer 839 00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:20,880 since i don't think her night vision is 840 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,280 all that good 841 00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:25,599 you know she wears special glasses 842 00:43:25,599 --> 00:43:26,880 so please 843 00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:28,640 it's quite all right with me really do 844 00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:29,520 it 845 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,119 oh kit 846 00:43:31,119 --> 00:43:32,960 you know damned well the last thing i 847 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,280 want is to see connie holt 848 00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,760 you know i want to be with you 849 00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:40,000 why do you work up all this i watched 850 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,319 you just sit here and deliberately talk 851 00:43:42,319 --> 00:43:44,480 yourself into a state starting right out 852 00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:46,800 of nothing now what's the idea of that i 853 00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,800 usually work myself into a state as you 854 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,480 call it on my feet but whoever is 855 00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:52,480 responsible for this piece of 856 00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:54,400 decor left me no option but to do it 857 00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:57,920 sitting down oh good lord 858 00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:59,599 what's the matter with women anyway 859 00:43:59,599 --> 00:44:02,640 please don't call me women 860 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,720 i'm sorry darling i didn't even use bad 861 00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:07,720 words 862 00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:10,400 i'm sorry obviously i spoke 863 00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,000 ill-advisedly if i cause you some 864 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,599 distress please believe that it was my 865 00:44:13,599 --> 00:44:17,800 misfortune and not my intention 866 00:44:18,910 --> 00:44:23,599 [Music] 867 00:44:23,599 --> 00:44:24,960 now what would you have done if i'd 868 00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:27,200 taken you up on your offer and called 869 00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:28,960 back connie holt 870 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:30,800 i should have died 871 00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,240 i only said it because i wanted to hear 872 00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:34,480 you say it was me one to be with oh i 873 00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:36,720 need to hear you say that hobie it's 874 00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:39,200 what i live on darling kit 875 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:40,880 you ought to know all that without me 876 00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,079 saying it 877 00:44:42,079 --> 00:44:44,000 it's this feeling you have to say things 878 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,680 that's what spoils everything yeah i'm 879 00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:49,440 supposed to i suppose i know 880 00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:52,000 well the so is i just get so mixed up i 881 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,680 didn't always need reassuring not at 882 00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:56,160 first but things aren't well they aren't 883 00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:57,680 the same now there just seemed to be so 884 00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:58,960 many others 885 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:00,560 and how do you think it makes me feel to 886 00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:02,160 sit there and hear you lie to connie 887 00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:03,280 hold here you say that you need to go 888 00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:04,720 out with friends of your sister why 889 00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:05,920 can't you just say you have a date with 890 00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:07,440 me are you ashamed of me hobby is that 891 00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:09,119 it okay for heaven's sakes i don't know 892 00:45:09,119 --> 00:45:11,119 why i did it i did it before i even 893 00:45:11,119 --> 00:45:12,720 thought i did it well i guess i did it 894 00:45:12,720 --> 00:45:14,319 instinctively i guess because it was the 895 00:45:14,319 --> 00:45:17,200 easiest thing to do 896 00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:19,920 i suppose i'm just weak no 897 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,640 you weak 898 00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,480 and is there any other news tonight i 899 00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:25,920 know i am i know it's weak to do 900 00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,560 anything in the world to avoid a scene 901 00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:30,640 exactly what is connie holt to you and 902 00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:32,000 you to her that she may make a scene if 903 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,200 she learned to have an engagement with 904 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,640 another woman 905 00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,200 oh god 906 00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:38,880 i told you i don't give a damn about 907 00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:41,280 connie holt 908 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,280 she's nothing to me now will you for 909 00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:46,560 god's sakes drop it she's nothing to you 910 00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:47,680 i see 911 00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:49,040 that would be of course why you call her 912 00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:50,640 dear every other word 913 00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:52,400 if i did i never knew i was saying it 914 00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:54,400 good lord that doesn't mean anything 915 00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,720 it's simply a form of 916 00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:59,040 of nervousness i suppose 917 00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,760 i mean why i call telephone operators 918 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:05,359 dear i'm sure you do 919 00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:14,240 you stop 920 00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:16,880 stop it 921 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:20,640 you just be sweet and loving 922 00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:23,680 and stop fighting 923 00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:29,119 to hell with mrs holt to hell with her 924 00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:30,560 how do i know that the way you talk to 925 00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:32,720 me about mrs holt isn't just the same 926 00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:34,400 way you talk to her about me when i'm 927 00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:37,520 not there oh how do i know that oh dear 928 00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:43,200 sweet lord oh baby just please stop 929 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,960 stop it 930 00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:48,400 can we just be sweet and peaceful 931 00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:51,720 like this 932 00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:58,800 thank you darling 933 00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:01,200 if you only knew how much i hate your 934 00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:04,000 lampshades 935 00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:06,800 honestly 936 00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,280 what's the matter with them 937 00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:11,040 dearest if you don't know i couldn't 938 00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:13,200 ever explain it to you 939 00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:16,560 let's not talk just now 940 00:47:19,839 --> 00:47:23,400 try explaining 941 00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:27,920 well among other things they are banal 942 00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:29,680 inappropriate 943 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,240 and unbeautiful 944 00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:33,680 but that should come as no surprise 945 00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:36,480 given evie maynard's taste 946 00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:38,000 you don't like the way she decorated the 947 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,240 apartment kid sweetheart i think it's 948 00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:43,200 poisonous you know that 949 00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:45,760 would you like to do it or 950 00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:47,920 i should say not i'm the one who doesn't 951 00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:49,920 want to decorate your apartment but if i 952 00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:52,240 ever did the first thing i would do 953 00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:54,079 would be to paint these walls putty 954 00:47:54,079 --> 00:47:56,240 color no no the first thing i would do 955 00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:58,800 would be to tear away all of his chins 956 00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:03,240 and i'd fling into the winds and then 957 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:11,440 i think your telephone is ringing 958 00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:15,680 don't let me keep you from answering it 959 00:48:18,240 --> 00:48:21,839 i really must go pat on my nose 960 00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:46,040 what 961 00:48:58,319 --> 00:49:01,359 no that would be delightful 962 00:49:01,359 --> 00:49:03,839 why do 963 00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:18,640 is there a livery stable around here 964 00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:22,079 where they rent wild horses 965 00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:23,920 because if there is i wish you'd call 966 00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:25,280 them up and ask them to send over a 967 00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:27,040 couple of teams 968 00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,240 why 969 00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:29,440 because i want to show you that they 970 00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,200 couldn't drag me into asking who's on 971 00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:33,839 the telephone 972 00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:36,559 is this dry enough sweet because you 973 00:49:36,559 --> 00:49:37,839 like them dry don't you what do you 974 00:49:37,839 --> 00:49:40,160 think 975 00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:43,200 um 976 00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:45,359 i can't stand it tell me 977 00:49:45,359 --> 00:49:47,200 all right i think it's a little too dry 978 00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:49,440 obi who was that on the telephone 979 00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,040 oh that 980 00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:52,800 well that was a lady who shall remain 981 00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:54,880 nameless but if she had one would it be 982 00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:56,240 connie holt 983 00:49:56,240 --> 00:49:57,920 no that was the funniest thing i'm 984 00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:59,200 wanting to laugh 985 00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:00,800 that was evie maynard just when we were 986 00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:03,440 talking about her well well well and 987 00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:05,280 isn't it a small world 988 00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:06,960 and what's on her mind if i may so 989 00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,599 flatter her is her butler drunk too 990 00:50:09,599 --> 00:50:13,319 evie doesn't have a butler 991 00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:18,480 no she's just dizzy same as usual she's 992 00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:20,319 got a cocktail party at her apartment 993 00:50:20,319 --> 00:50:21,760 and they all want to go out on the town 994 00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:22,960 that's all well luckily you were going 995 00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:24,160 out with these friends of your sister 996 00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:25,520 you were just going out the door when 997 00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:27,520 she called i never told her any such 998 00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:28,720 thing 999 00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:30,400 i said i had a date that i'd been 1000 00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:32,319 looking forward to all week did you 1001 00:50:32,319 --> 00:50:34,240 mention any names there's no reason why 1002 00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:36,960 i should it's none of her affair 1003 00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:38,319 any more than what she's doing or who 1004 00:50:38,319 --> 00:50:39,760 she's doing it with is any concern of 1005 00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:41,040 mine 1006 00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:42,400 i've hardly seen it since she did the 1007 00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:43,920 apartment i don't care if i never see 1008 00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:46,079 her again i'd rather i never saw her 1009 00:50:46,079 --> 00:50:48,240 again you obviously don't have to she 1010 00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:50,480 left so much of herself behind 1011 00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:52,480 what did she want she wanted to drop by 1012 00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:54,240 for a cocktail she and a few of those 1013 00:50:54,240 --> 00:50:56,160 interior decorator boys she has with her 1014 00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:58,400 i told her absolutely 1015 00:50:58,400 --> 00:50:59,040 no 1016 00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:00,960 you think that'll keep her away oh no 1017 00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:02,960 she'll be here she and those carnivorous 1018 00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:06,240 butterflies flutter around her 1019 00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:08,800 now let's see they ought to arrive just 1020 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:11,040 about the time mrs holt has started over 1021 00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:13,119 and decided to come into town all 1022 00:51:13,119 --> 00:51:16,640 bearing gifts of chintz 1023 00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:18,720 well this is shaping up into a lovely 1024 00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:21,040 evening isn't it great 1025 00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:23,280 and if i may say so you're doing 1026 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,839 everything you can to make it harder you 1027 00:51:25,839 --> 00:51:27,520 little sweet 1028 00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:30,079 why are you being so nasty kit 1029 00:51:30,079 --> 00:51:32,480 i know it's horrible but 1030 00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:34,720 it's while i do it in self-defense if i 1031 00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:36,400 didn't say all those nasty things i'd 1032 00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:38,000 cry 1033 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,200 please cry i'm afraid to cry it would 1034 00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,280 take so long to stop 1035 00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:45,839 all those awful women 1036 00:51:45,839 --> 00:51:47,839 if they were fine if they were sweet and 1037 00:51:47,839 --> 00:51:49,760 gentle and intelligent maybe i shouldn't 1038 00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:52,160 mind 1039 00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:54,240 maybe i should i don't know i don't know 1040 00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:56,000 much of anything anymore my mind goes 1041 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,240 round and around 1042 00:51:58,240 --> 00:51:59,760 i thought that what we had was so 1043 00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:00,880 different 1044 00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:01,760 well 1045 00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:03,680 it wasn't 1046 00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:05,520 you know hobie i used to come first i 1047 00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:06,480 did 1048 00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:10,000 i did you did and you do 1049 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,520 and i always will 1050 00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:14,559 and you always will 1051 00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:17,200 hobie 1052 00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:21,440 just please be sweet again kit 1053 00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:24,880 like this darling 1054 00:52:25,599 --> 00:52:29,240 like this child 1055 00:52:29,310 --> 00:52:32,460 [Music] 1056 00:52:41,119 --> 00:52:42,960 you know this is my fault 1057 00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:45,520 i did this it was me 1058 00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:47,359 i was the one who said let's meet here 1059 00:52:47,359 --> 00:52:49,119 instead of at my house i said it would 1060 00:52:49,119 --> 00:52:50,720 be quieter 1061 00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:52,559 yes i said that 1062 00:52:52,559 --> 00:52:54,000 it was me 1063 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,480 i give you my word that damn thing 1064 00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:58,800 hasn't rung in a week well it was lucky 1065 00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:00,240 for me that i was here the last time it 1066 00:53:00,240 --> 00:53:02,319 did wasn't it i am known as little miss 1067 00:53:02,319 --> 00:53:03,839 horseshoes well 1068 00:53:03,839 --> 00:53:05,599 oh for god's sake just answer it hobie 1069 00:53:05,599 --> 00:53:08,160 it's driving me crazy i hope to god it's 1070 00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:09,680 the wrong number 1071 00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:10,960 hello 1072 00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:13,440 yes 1073 00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:16,880 oh hello there how are you dear 1074 00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:18,559 how did you 1075 00:53:18,559 --> 00:53:21,200 ah that's too bad 1076 00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:22,960 why you see i was out with some friends 1077 00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:26,040 of mine 1078 00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:31,760 i was out till quite late 1079 00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:33,119 oh that's too bad you waited up all 1080 00:53:33,119 --> 00:53:35,040 their time 1081 00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:36,720 no i did not say that margo i said i'd 1082 00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:38,880 come if i possibly could 1083 00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:40,640 that's exactly what i said 1084 00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:44,240 i did so well then you misunderstood me 1085 00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:46,640 well you must have 1086 00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:48,000 now there's no need to be unreasonable 1087 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,839 out of margot 1088 00:53:49,839 --> 00:53:51,839 it was a misunderstanding that's all i'm 1089 00:53:51,839 --> 00:53:54,160 terribly 1090 00:53:54,839 --> 00:53:58,079 sorry why i can't an idea 1091 00:53:58,079 --> 00:53:59,119 because i 1092 00:53:59,119 --> 00:54:00,800 can't 1093 00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:02,079 because i have a date i've had for a 1094 00:54:02,079 --> 00:54:03,599 long time 1095 00:54:03,599 --> 00:54:04,720 yes 1096 00:54:04,720 --> 00:54:06,880 oh no please margo 1097 00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:08,960 margo please don't 1098 00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:10,640 now don't do that margo i tell you i 1099 00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:12,800 won't be in 1100 00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:14,240 all right come ahead if you wish but i 1101 00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:16,880 won't be here 1102 00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:18,960 listen i can't talk to you when you're 1103 00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:21,760 like this i'll call you tomorrow dear 1104 00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:23,520 look i've got to run uh bye 1105 00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:25,839 bye 1106 00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:30,240 how about another cocktail sweet 1107 00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:32,800 don't you think we ought 1108 00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:35,119 what's all this about i'm so sorry but i 1109 00:54:35,119 --> 00:54:38,240 truly must go home 1110 00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:40,240 oh really 1111 00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:42,079 may i ask why 1112 00:54:42,079 --> 00:54:43,599 so sweet of you to be interested thank 1113 00:54:43,599 --> 00:54:44,799 you very much 1114 00:54:44,799 --> 00:54:46,079 well it just so happens that i can't 1115 00:54:46,079 --> 00:54:48,160 stand any more of this 1116 00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:50,720 spare me the insult 1117 00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:52,880 there is somewhere i think some proverb 1118 00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:55,119 about a worm's eventually turning it's 1119 00:54:55,119 --> 00:54:56,880 doubtless from the arabic they so often 1120 00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:57,839 are 1121 00:54:57,839 --> 00:54:59,440 well good night hopey and thank you for 1122 00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:00,640 those delicious cocktails they've 1123 00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:03,119 cheered me up wonderfully ah listen 1124 00:55:03,119 --> 00:55:04,240 please 1125 00:55:04,240 --> 00:55:07,839 don't do this kid please don't darling 1126 00:55:07,839 --> 00:55:08,960 please 1127 00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:10,319 this is just the way you were last 1128 00:55:10,319 --> 00:55:11,359 wednesday 1129 00:55:11,359 --> 00:55:12,640 i'm so sorry yes there's a little 1130 00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:14,480 respect for tradition now give me back 1131 00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:18,680 my hand i'd like to leave nothing behind 1132 00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:24,000 good night hobie and good luck always 1133 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,200 all right kid 1134 00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:26,880 if this is what you want to do 1135 00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:29,440 want to do it's nothing i want i just 1136 00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:30,720 thought it'd be rather easier for you if 1137 00:55:30,720 --> 00:55:32,640 you could be alone with your telephone 1138 00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:34,400 my lord do you think i want to talk to 1139 00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:36,480 those fools what can i do take the 1140 00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:37,920 receiver off is that what you want me to 1141 00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:40,559 do why not it's a good trick of yours 1142 00:55:40,559 --> 00:55:41,920 isn't that what you did last wednesday 1143 00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:43,359 when this full tried calling you after 1144 00:55:43,359 --> 00:55:44,799 she'd gone home and was in agony all 1145 00:55:44,799 --> 00:55:47,200 night i did not the operator must have 1146 00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:48,799 been calling up the wrong number i was 1147 00:55:48,799 --> 00:55:50,880 alone here all night 1148 00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:53,040 so you said 1149 00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:55,760 i don't lie to you kid 1150 00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:57,359 that is the most outrageous lie you've 1151 00:55:57,359 --> 00:55:58,960 ever told me 1152 00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:00,960 good night hobie 1153 00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:03,839 good all right kid 1154 00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:08,799 i'm sorry it must end like this 1155 00:56:08,799 --> 00:56:12,040 good night 1156 00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:20,160 it does seem too bad doesn't it oh kids 1157 00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:22,000 can't you understand 1158 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,920 you always used to 1159 00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:26,799 don't you know how i am 1160 00:56:26,799 --> 00:56:30,640 but don't do this kid please 1161 00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:32,799 plea please just take these things off 1162 00:56:32,799 --> 00:56:34,640 and come and sit down 1163 00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:35,839 sit down 1164 00:56:35,839 --> 00:56:37,520 and wait for the ladies to gather 1165 00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:39,839 they're not coming how do you know 1166 00:56:39,839 --> 00:56:41,359 they've come before haven't they how do 1167 00:56:41,359 --> 00:56:42,880 you know they won't come tonight i don't 1168 00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:44,079 know i don't know what the hell they'll 1169 00:56:44,079 --> 00:56:45,599 do i don't know what the hell you'll do 1170 00:56:45,599 --> 00:56:47,520 anymore and i thought you were different 1171 00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:49,440 oh 1172 00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,920 darling i was different 1173 00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:53,359 just so long as you thought i was 1174 00:56:53,359 --> 00:56:55,200 different 1175 00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:57,760 isn't that sad oh kid 1176 00:56:57,760 --> 00:56:59,200 kid darling 1177 00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:02,160 just come and be the way we were 1178 00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:04,880 come and sit and be sweet 1179 00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:07,280 and peaceful 1180 00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:09,200 and later on we can go to some quiet 1181 00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:10,720 place and have dinner 1182 00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:13,440 and we'll talk all right 1183 00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:15,280 will you 1184 00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:18,720 well if you think i think 1185 00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:21,920 just go answer it you damn 1186 00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:23,280 damn 1187 00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:24,880 damn 1188 00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:27,839 stallion 1189 00:57:29,230 --> 00:57:34,940 [Music] 1190 00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:38,720 hello 1191 00:57:39,119 --> 00:57:40,680 oh yes hello 1192 00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:42,640 [Music] 1193 00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:44,799 of course everyone 1194 00:57:44,799 --> 00:57:48,720 i do too remember you we met it what 1195 00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:52,079 no i have nothing going on enough why 1196 00:57:52,079 --> 00:57:54,400 well we can meet wherever you wish what 1197 00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:56,640 time 1198 00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:58,400 well we could meet here but 1199 00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:00,799 no no no that would be lovely i tell you 1200 00:58:00,799 --> 00:58:02,160 what you do 1201 00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:04,720 ring the bell too long and three short 1202 00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:07,040 no i tell you what ring the bell three 1203 00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:09,359 long and too short 1204 00:58:09,359 --> 00:58:10,640 what 1205 00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:12,559 oh no it's not anything like that it's 1206 00:58:12,559 --> 00:58:13,520 just a 1207 00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:16,160 business acquaintance might drop by and 1208 00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:19,520 we don't want any such intruder 1209 00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:22,559 do we 1210 00:58:22,559 --> 00:58:24,400 well i look forward to a lovely evening 1211 00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:27,200 of sweetness and peace 1212 00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:30,200 bye 1213 00:58:33,630 --> 00:58:59,949 [Music] 1214 00:59:02,670 --> 00:59:06,559 [Music] 1215 00:59:06,559 --> 00:59:07,890 be 1216 00:59:07,890 --> 01:00:01,660 [Music] 1217 01:00:27,790 --> 01:00:30,310 [Music] 1218 01:00:30,310 --> 01:00:33,389 [Applause] 1219 01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:43,640 madrid 1220 01:00:55,599 --> 01:00:57,839 oh yeah 1221 01:01:03,790 --> 01:01:06,880 [Music] 1222 01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:18,480 on march 31st 1223 01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:20,000 mailed your registered letter and 1224 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,079 closing signed contract 1225 01:01:22,079 --> 01:01:23,599 book of stories 1226 01:01:23,599 --> 01:01:26,559 and requesting money then do me as 1227 01:01:26,559 --> 01:01:30,000 advance on royalties stop 1228 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,559 this money to date 1229 01:01:32,559 --> 01:01:35,040 not received stop 1230 01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:36,160 please 1231 01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:38,640 please please repeat 1232 01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:40,960 please 1233 01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:49,599 send to guaranty trust of new york 1234 01:01:49,599 --> 01:01:52,880 number four numero cuatro 1235 01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:54,960 place de la concorde 1236 01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:59,640 paris france stock 1237 01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:10,349 [Music] 1238 01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:18,799 regard the status 1239 01:02:18,799 --> 01:02:21,799 d d-a-v-i-s 1240 01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:24,240 okay 1241 01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:27,799 you want to read that back 1242 01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:13,200 sorry oil date line deadline the ead 1243 01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:17,039 sorry over that line but situation 1244 01:03:17,039 --> 01:03:18,720 barcelona more 1245 01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:21,760 complicated complicated complicado 1246 01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:26,520 fine forget it i mean uh send it 1247 01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:36,240 you feel better 1248 01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:37,680 i feel fine 1249 01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:39,520 there's nothing wrong with me i feel 1250 01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:42,520 fine 1251 01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:49,200 you want to have a beer 1252 01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:51,359 um sure 1253 01:03:51,359 --> 01:03:55,079 it does survey says 1254 01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:01,599 remember that house in lagav renee and 1255 01:04:01,599 --> 01:04:03,359 we had a curtain like that on the 1256 01:04:03,359 --> 01:04:06,079 kitchen door only it was ribbons colored 1257 01:04:06,079 --> 01:04:07,760 ribbons 1258 01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:10,240 and i wanted to just stay there every 1259 01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:12,240 place we've ever been you wanted to just 1260 01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:14,319 stay there 1261 01:04:14,319 --> 01:04:16,640 well you never wanted to stay anywhere i 1262 01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:18,880 would want to stay 1263 01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:21,839 somewhere with water 1264 01:04:21,839 --> 01:04:23,680 not a pond like back there but running 1265 01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:25,680 water 1266 01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:28,480 good big trout stream 1267 01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:30,480 nobody else was allowed to fish it 1268 01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:32,079 in two houses one where i would have my 1269 01:04:32,079 --> 01:04:34,160 children and my wife 1270 01:04:34,160 --> 01:04:35,520 and the other where i would have my nine 1271 01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:37,280 beautiful mistresses 1272 01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:38,960 which house would i live in well i have 1273 01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:41,039 to have a third house for you 1274 01:04:41,039 --> 01:04:43,920 a rich girl's house 1275 01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:45,280 and when i drove on the road from one to 1276 01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:47,039 the other i would toss coins to all my 1277 01:04:47,039 --> 01:04:48,799 illegitimate children you wouldn't have 1278 01:04:48,799 --> 01:04:52,200 any children 1279 01:05:00,319 --> 01:05:03,799 there goes that 1280 01:05:08,319 --> 01:05:12,680 the hills look like white elephants 1281 01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:26,400 i've never seen a white elephant 1282 01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:29,200 no you wouldn't have 1283 01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:30,640 now wait a minute just because you say i 1284 01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:31,599 wouldn't have what the hell is that 1285 01:05:31,599 --> 01:05:33,599 supposed to mean nothing they don't 1286 01:05:33,599 --> 01:05:34,880 exist 1287 01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:37,359 they're imaginary imaginary white 1288 01:05:37,359 --> 01:05:38,640 elephants 1289 01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:42,400 useless eyes that's not necessary 1290 01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:49,280 anise del toro 1291 01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:50,559 it's a drink 1292 01:05:50,559 --> 01:05:52,559 can we try it 1293 01:05:52,559 --> 01:05:56,000 any still total perfect war uno 1294 01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:57,760 i don't know is it good with water it's 1295 01:05:57,760 --> 01:06:00,000 all right 1296 01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:05,079 i bet it tastes like licorice 1297 01:06:06,319 --> 01:06:09,440 how do you know you've never had it 1298 01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:10,960 everything tastes like licorice 1299 01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:13,520 especially everything you've waited for 1300 01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:16,839 like absinthe or 1301 01:06:16,839 --> 01:06:21,200 paris or sex i've had that cut it out 1302 01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:23,280 you started it i was being amused i was 1303 01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:25,280 having a fine time all right let's try 1304 01:06:25,280 --> 01:06:28,000 and have a fine time i was trying i said 1305 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:29,760 that the mountains look like white 1306 01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:31,200 elephants 1307 01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:32,960 aren't you always telling me to really 1308 01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:34,640 look at things wasn't that wasn't i 1309 01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:36,559 really looking wasn't that bright very 1310 01:06:36,559 --> 01:06:37,680 bright 1311 01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:39,599 and then i want to try this new drink 1312 01:06:39,599 --> 01:06:41,839 isn't that what we do 1313 01:06:41,839 --> 01:06:44,000 you know we we 1314 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,400 try new drinks and really look at things 1315 01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:50,760 and try new drinks i guess so 1316 01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:02,160 no 1317 01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:05,440 that's not exactly all we do 1318 01:07:05,599 --> 01:07:08,319 i do something else 1319 01:07:08,319 --> 01:07:10,799 i also write it down i look at something 1320 01:07:10,799 --> 01:07:12,640 and then i think about it and then i 1321 01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:14,160 write down what i think that's what i do 1322 01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:15,839 it for i don't know what you do it for 1323 01:07:15,839 --> 01:07:18,799 but that's what i do it for 1324 01:07:26,480 --> 01:07:29,839 just said the hills 1325 01:07:30,559 --> 01:07:32,079 they don't really look like white 1326 01:07:32,079 --> 01:07:34,400 elephants i mean which you've never seen 1327 01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:36,640 and i've never seen i just meant 1328 01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:40,760 the coloring through the trees 1329 01:07:53,760 --> 01:07:57,319 it tastes like licorice 1330 01:07:57,440 --> 01:07:59,599 i love the taste of licorice i love all 1331 01:07:59,599 --> 01:08:03,640 the things it tastes like 1332 01:08:15,839 --> 01:08:19,679 it's really a very simple operation hash 1333 01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:21,679 i'll go with you and i'll stay with you 1334 01:08:21,679 --> 01:08:24,920 all the time 1335 01:08:25,120 --> 01:08:28,080 it's just to let the air in 1336 01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:30,319 it's not really an operation at all 1337 01:08:30,319 --> 01:08:32,479 they put a knife in you i think that you 1338 01:08:32,479 --> 01:08:34,479 call that an operation they just let the 1339 01:08:34,479 --> 01:08:36,319 air in and then it's all 1340 01:08:36,319 --> 01:08:38,719 just perfectly natural 1341 01:08:38,719 --> 01:08:40,319 air 1342 01:08:40,319 --> 01:08:42,560 everything has another name it's not 1343 01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:45,120 licorice it's a nice del toro it's not a 1344 01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:46,640 baby it's 1345 01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:49,640 tissue 1346 01:08:55,759 --> 01:08:58,480 i'm sorry 1347 01:09:01,839 --> 01:09:04,158 what do we do afterward we'll be fine 1348 01:09:04,158 --> 01:09:07,040 afterward just like we were before 1349 01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:08,960 what makes you think so 1350 01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:12,239 it's the reason we're unhappy 1351 01:09:13,040 --> 01:09:15,120 and if i do it we'll be fine and you'll 1352 01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:16,719 be happy 1353 01:09:16,719 --> 01:09:20,199 i know we will 1354 01:09:23,279 --> 01:09:25,359 when we had that house at the garnet i 1355 01:09:25,359 --> 01:09:27,520 thought that we'd always hang colored 1356 01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:31,040 ribbons at our kitchen door 1357 01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:32,839 very 1358 01:09:32,839 --> 01:09:34,799 domestic 1359 01:09:34,799 --> 01:09:37,600 very cozy 1360 01:09:38,319 --> 01:09:39,600 you can have this kitchen door when 1361 01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:42,159 we're old 1362 01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:45,839 we'll go and we'll live in lake forest 1363 01:09:45,839 --> 01:09:48,080 get a kitchen get a door get the colored 1364 01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:50,000 ribbons 1365 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:51,600 knock em dead in lake forest all these 1366 01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:54,239 colored ribbons 1367 01:09:57,440 --> 01:09:59,280 look ash 1368 01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:01,120 you don't have to be afraid i know lots 1369 01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:02,960 of people that have done it 1370 01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:05,360 so i'm sorry and afterwards they were 1371 01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:08,400 all so happy 1372 01:10:13,040 --> 01:10:17,320 why do you always wear that hat 1373 01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:19,120 what's wrong with this hat 1374 01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:22,239 it's a writer's hat 1375 01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:23,679 i'm a writer 1376 01:10:23,679 --> 01:10:25,920 all right i almost forgot 1377 01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:27,600 writers don't have kitchen doors they 1378 01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:28,960 have hats 1379 01:10:28,960 --> 01:10:30,560 and any place they hang their hat is 1380 01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:32,719 home sweet home to them 1381 01:10:32,719 --> 01:10:34,159 you've got to realize i don't want you 1382 01:10:34,159 --> 01:10:37,280 to do this if you don't want to 1383 01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:39,440 but if i do it you'll be happy and 1384 01:10:39,440 --> 01:10:41,040 things will be like they were and you'll 1385 01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:43,280 love me i love you now you know i love 1386 01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:44,640 you 1387 01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:46,719 but if i do it it'll be nice again if i 1388 01:10:46,719 --> 01:10:48,560 say things are like white elephants you 1389 01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:50,719 like it i'll love it i love it now but i 1390 01:10:50,719 --> 01:10:52,239 just can't think about it you know how i 1391 01:10:52,239 --> 01:10:55,640 get when i worry 1392 01:11:07,330 --> 01:11:10,409 [Music] 1393 01:11:13,580 --> 01:11:19,610 [Music] 1394 01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:30,640 you know how to cure olives to you 1395 01:11:30,719 --> 01:11:32,880 no 1396 01:11:33,679 --> 01:11:36,320 i learned how in santa barbara 1397 01:11:36,320 --> 01:11:38,239 i guess it's just something that rich 1398 01:11:38,239 --> 01:11:42,560 girls get taught how to do like tennis 1399 01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:46,080 which is why you don't i told you before 1400 01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:48,060 i don't want it but you already do 1401 01:11:48,060 --> 01:11:49,440 [Music] 1402 01:11:49,440 --> 01:11:51,040 you do use 1403 01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:52,480 we use it 1404 01:11:52,480 --> 01:11:55,840 so it's not money 1405 01:11:56,159 --> 01:11:58,880 listen if i do it 1406 01:11:58,880 --> 01:12:02,880 do you promise you won't worry anymore 1407 01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:07,880 i promise it will be perfectly simple 1408 01:12:08,159 --> 01:12:10,960 i'll do it 1409 01:12:17,760 --> 01:12:20,880 because i don't care about me 1410 01:12:20,880 --> 01:12:23,040 what is that supposed to mean 1411 01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:26,560 i don't care about me 1412 01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:29,360 i care about you 1413 01:12:29,360 --> 01:12:32,000 but i don't 1414 01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:33,440 so i'll do it and everything will be 1415 01:12:33,440 --> 01:12:34,880 fine 1416 01:12:34,880 --> 01:12:37,600 there now that's decided 1417 01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:40,560 let's go for a walk 1418 01:12:42,719 --> 01:12:44,320 hash the train 1419 01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:48,760 you think we won't notice it coming 1420 01:12:52,159 --> 01:12:53,760 you know what i like to do when this is 1421 01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:56,000 over 1422 01:12:57,360 --> 01:12:59,199 i told you you can't eat them they have 1423 01:12:59,199 --> 01:13:01,120 to be cured 1424 01:13:01,120 --> 01:13:03,280 what is it you'd like to do when this is 1425 01:13:03,280 --> 01:13:05,280 over i'd like to 1426 01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:07,920 walk over the past down into italy 1427 01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:09,679 we could go to venice 1428 01:13:09,679 --> 01:13:12,800 get in a little romantic party 1429 01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:15,120 we could go to apollo 1430 01:13:15,120 --> 01:13:16,960 remember the day that we ate the mussels 1431 01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:18,480 in there 1432 01:13:18,480 --> 01:13:20,320 and that french waitress the one that we 1433 01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:21,440 called 1434 01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:22,800 yvonne 1435 01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:25,600 the horrible horrible one 1436 01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:27,120 yeah 1437 01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:30,719 we could go back to rapala or cortina 1438 01:13:30,719 --> 01:13:32,320 not cortina that's where i lost the 1439 01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:34,560 manuscript on the train and you made a 1440 01:13:34,560 --> 01:13:36,719 scene at the station because the station 1441 01:13:36,719 --> 01:13:38,560 master wouldn't stop it this is my 1442 01:13:38,560 --> 01:13:40,320 manuscript that might not be important 1443 01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:42,159 to you and you'd left a copy of it at 1444 01:13:42,159 --> 01:13:44,239 the concierge with the ritz 1445 01:13:44,239 --> 01:13:45,920 you always leave that part of the story 1446 01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:48,159 out 1447 01:13:54,239 --> 01:13:56,719 going back isn't ever any good i'm 1448 01:13:56,719 --> 01:13:58,880 talking about we could have had 1449 01:13:58,880 --> 01:14:00,400 everything 1450 01:14:00,400 --> 01:14:02,719 and every day we make it more impossible 1451 01:14:02,719 --> 01:14:04,560 we can have everything 1452 01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:06,719 no we can't we can have the whole world 1453 01:14:06,719 --> 01:14:08,640 it isn't ours anymore 1454 01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:10,400 and once they take it away you never get 1455 01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:12,080 it back 1456 01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:13,760 don't feel that way 1457 01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:18,159 i don't feel any way i just know things 1458 01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:24,679 somebody's taking our table 1459 01:14:32,960 --> 01:14:34,640 as far as i know i have only one life to 1460 01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:36,400 live 1461 01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:37,760 and by god i'm gonna live it where it 1462 01:14:37,760 --> 01:14:39,760 interests me i have no romantic feeling 1463 01:14:39,760 --> 01:14:40,719 about 1464 01:14:40,719 --> 01:14:44,640 home or family or any other baggage 1465 01:14:45,520 --> 01:14:46,880 but if this means so much to you then 1466 01:14:46,880 --> 01:14:49,440 don't do it i don't want you to do it 1467 01:14:49,440 --> 01:14:51,120 i am perfectly willing to go through 1468 01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:52,560 with this whole thing if it means so 1469 01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:55,960 much to you 1470 01:15:03,440 --> 01:15:05,360 could we go down now and and have 1471 01:15:05,360 --> 01:15:06,960 another beer 1472 01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:09,600 and could we maybe stop talking i just 1473 01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:11,360 don't want you don't want anything to 1474 01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:12,719 change 1475 01:15:12,719 --> 01:15:14,800 but things do change 1476 01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:16,480 or they die 1477 01:15:16,480 --> 01:15:19,600 i don't want anybody but you 1478 01:15:19,600 --> 01:15:22,840 and i know it's this perfectly simple 1479 01:15:22,840 --> 01:15:26,560 thing yeah you would know that 1480 01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:27,920 no what 1481 01:15:27,920 --> 01:15:30,080 know that it's this perfectly simple 1482 01:15:30,080 --> 01:15:32,960 thing it's all right for you to say that 1483 01:15:32,960 --> 01:15:35,840 but i do know it 1484 01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:39,840 would you do something for me now 1485 01:15:40,480 --> 01:15:43,520 i would do anything for you 1486 01:15:43,520 --> 01:15:46,239 could we please please please please 1487 01:15:46,239 --> 01:15:48,880 please stop talking 1488 01:15:48,880 --> 01:15:53,640 if you don't want to i'll i'll scream 1489 01:16:23,679 --> 01:16:25,360 if you want to live where it interests 1490 01:16:25,360 --> 01:16:27,040 you maybe you should get interested in 1491 01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:29,600 speaking the language 1492 01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:31,120 it's okay 1493 01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:32,480 it's settling i don't want you to do it 1494 01:16:32,480 --> 01:16:34,560 i don't care anything about it i will 1495 01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:37,560 scream 1496 01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:04,960 cyprus 1497 01:17:07,199 --> 01:17:08,320 they weren't gonna let you on the boat 1498 01:17:08,320 --> 01:17:09,600 because you didn't have the right stamp 1499 01:17:09,600 --> 01:17:13,440 on your passport it's all gone 1500 01:17:14,159 --> 01:17:16,480 not gone at all i wrote about it 1501 01:17:16,480 --> 01:17:17,840 except it wasn't exactly you and the 1502 01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:20,800 story never exactly me and the story 1503 01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:22,400 won't be exactly me in the story that 1504 01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:23,679 you're right about this i don't want to 1505 01:17:23,679 --> 01:17:26,640 write a story about this 1506 01:17:29,040 --> 01:17:30,719 but you will 1507 01:17:30,719 --> 01:17:32,719 and in this story there will be a man 1508 01:17:32,719 --> 01:17:34,159 someone like you 1509 01:17:34,159 --> 01:17:37,120 and the woman who's not exactly me 1510 01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:38,640 and the woman will be sitting here and 1511 01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:40,400 the man will be standing there and the 1512 01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:42,960 train will be coming and she'll stand up 1513 01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:45,440 and they'll get on the train 1514 01:17:45,440 --> 01:17:46,719 and they'll both know that it's not 1515 01:17:46,719 --> 01:17:48,320 going to make any difference whether she 1516 01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:50,960 does it or she doesn't do it stop it 1517 01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:53,040 and i'll be wherever i am and i'll read 1518 01:17:53,040 --> 01:17:55,520 this story by you you'll be where i am 1519 01:17:55,520 --> 01:17:57,360 and i'll put it down and i won't show it 1520 01:17:57,360 --> 01:17:59,199 to whoever i'm with 1521 01:17:59,199 --> 01:18:00,800 you'll be with me 1522 01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:02,640 then all day long i'll be remembering 1523 01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:04,960 this day and the day in rapala when we 1524 01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:06,560 ate the mussels 1525 01:18:06,560 --> 01:18:08,239 and even the day in cortina when the 1526 01:18:08,239 --> 01:18:10,800 station master wouldn't stop the train 1527 01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:13,280 and a certain day in the garfreney and a 1528 01:18:13,280 --> 01:18:16,480 certain day and when they passed 1529 01:18:16,480 --> 01:18:20,320 we had all those days didn't we 1530 01:18:20,480 --> 01:18:21,840 we did 1531 01:18:21,840 --> 01:18:25,880 we had the whole world 1532 01:18:28,239 --> 01:18:31,280 it's perfectly simple 1533 01:18:31,280 --> 01:18:32,640 whatever you want to do it's going to be 1534 01:18:32,640 --> 01:18:36,000 perfectly simple and afterwards we'll be 1535 01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:37,920 perfectly happy 1536 01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:40,920 exactly 1537 01:18:41,120 --> 01:18:46,120 perfectly perfectly perfectly happy 1538 01:19:08,030 --> 01:19:36,819 [Music] 1539 01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:43,800 so 1540 01:19:44,020 --> 01:19:53,509 [Music] 1541 01:19:55,360 --> 01:19:58,360 so 1542 01:20:00,860 --> 01:20:09,679 [Music] 1543 01:20:09,679 --> 01:20:12,679 so 1544 01:20:22,719 --> 01:20:25,010 so 1545 01:20:25,010 --> 01:21:24,699 [Music] 1546 01:21:28,960 --> 01:21:30,960 ah 1547 01:21:30,960 --> 01:21:58,169 [Music] 1548 01:22:01,820 --> 01:22:32,560 [Music] 1549 01:22:36,460 --> 01:22:39,670 [Music] 1550 01:22:42,880 --> 01:22:44,960 you 96223

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