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Excuse me.
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I am looking for the illegal
street car racing.
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Awesome!
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Thanks, bro.
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Hey.
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Get off me, man!
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Looking for Vin Serento.
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Who isn't, take a number.
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Here he is now.
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Thanks...
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man!
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Hey, back off sisters!
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He's my man!
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Come on...
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Damn, that's a fine ass.
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What?
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Uh, I said...
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Kick some.. ass.
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Yeah!
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Kick some ass, Vin!
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- That's what she mean.
- Yeah.
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Alright everyone.
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The race is around the factory
and back.
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No second place.
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Winner takes all.
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Who's in?
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I'll race, homes.
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What are you staking?
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A case of TEC-9s.
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Completely untraceable.
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Well this is getting serious,
Vin.
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Alright who else has
the balls to race?
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Me!
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And I got 10 pounds
of the prompt cheatham weed
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to say I'm going to win, yo.
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Alright...
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I guess this ain't going to be
no friendly race.
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I'm about to up the stake
big time.
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I'm bringing this bitch
to a whole new level.
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That's right.
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Two words.
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Spa day.
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I'm talking the works.
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Aromatherapy.
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Shea Butter moisturizing bath.
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Cucumber micro-exfoliating treatment.
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And full body seaweed wrap.
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Does that shit also includes the
lavender rejuvenation facial mask?
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What do you think?
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I want to race.
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I got the pink slip to my car that says
I can take all of you.
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You think you can just
strolled up and race.
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Vin Serento?
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What are you driving?
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A car.
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With unicorns.
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Let's see what're you packing
under the hood.
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Whoa!
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He's got one of those big shiny things
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with a lot of tubes and curly curls
coming out of it.
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With a red doeken.
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Vin, he's got one of those fancy thing
in the jiggers.
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That's the real deal.
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But it's not the car you drive.
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It's the driver who's driving the car...
that's doing the driving.
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That's right.
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Let him race.
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You heard my little sister.
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Let's see what you got.
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If you win, you get me.
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But..
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If you lose...
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You get her.
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We've got a black guy in a white
neighborhood, minding his own business.
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All units respond. Repeat.
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All units respond.
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We're good to go,
the cops are going to be busy for a while.
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Yo! Start the race!
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Alright.
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Ready.
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Hey, white boy!
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You're grinding your gears.
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You have to stop accelerating
as you put it in the first.
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Thanks, I've never actually driven
a stick before.
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Go!
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Aww...!
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Oh!
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Damn it!
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Forgot to get gas!
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Hurry up. I'm in a race.
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You're not getting a tip,
slowpoke.
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Feel the trills!
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If you win, you get me.
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But if you lose...
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You get her.
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Oh, hell no!
I ain't going out like that!
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Too soon, rookies.
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My turn to jeez up.
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Whoa...!
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This is...
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Awesome!
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My bad!
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I'm coming for you, Serento.
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Oh..
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Shit..
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I'm going to win.
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I'm going to win.
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Did I win?
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Smoked them!
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Alright guys, pay up.
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Come here, puppy.
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What you grinning about?
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I almost beat you.
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You almost beat me?
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You only can't beat me,
you can't even beat yourself.
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Not true Serento.
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I've beating myself
since junior high.
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No way.
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You wagered a 10 sec car,
you owe me a 10 sec car.
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Deliver to the shop tomorrow,
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Bitch!
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Polpol! Roll out!
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Polpol?
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You know five-O.
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Pigs, bacon, barney.
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The heat, the law,
the fuzz, the man.
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No.
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The boys in blue.
The thin blue line.
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Johnny Law, Smokey,
Gunshoot, Flatfoot.
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Come on man?
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Haven't you ever seen an episode
of of CSI or NCIS or Illinois SBU.
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Are they on Netflix?
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I'm out of here!
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Damn, it's the cops!
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Thanks for the heads up bro!
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Where do you think you are going?
Cupcake.
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Take it easy.
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- Who were you racing with?
- Nobody.
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I was taking a romantic midnight drive.
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Oh, bullshit.
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Give me a name. Was it Serento?
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Aw..
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Funny now?
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Aw..
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He's a kind of robot.
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Oh, yeah. Alright.
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Ready? Here we go!
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Come on, cupcake, you're done.
Let's go.
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Give me your hands.
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Come on.
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Hey!
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Jeez, Hanover,
you have to be so rough?
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I had to make it look real.
Serento might had been watching.
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Serento ever found out I'm was an
undercover cop, he would kill me.
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Don't worry. I
erased your files.
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No one on the force even
knows you're a cop.
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Your secret dies with me.
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It's just. Maybe I'm not
the right guy for the job.
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I mean. I don't exactly fit in.
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- I'm really white.
- You'll be fine.
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I'm so white that when I went to
an all white boarding school.
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Nicknamed was "Cracker".
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- I get it.
- No, I don't think you do!
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I love hockey.
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I water ski,
I have a favorite lacrosse team.
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I have a crush on Martha Stewart.
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People mistake me
for the WikiLeak's guy.
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Okay.
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I still buy Kid Rock albums.
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I put purplery sachets
in my underwear drawer.
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I wear Crocs.
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I take a weekly Zumba class.
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Oh, for Christ sake.
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I cried.
When 'Friends' went off the air.
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My favourite actress of all time,
is Kristen Stewart,
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And my favourite movie off all time,
is Pitch Perfect.
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Oh, dear God!
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I'm so white,
that I put mayonnaise on sticks,
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and freeze them to
make mayonnaise sickles.
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You have no family,
you got no friends.
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You score through the roof
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on the criminal aptitude test.
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Take a look.
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Score higher than Charles Manson.
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Dexter.
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You score higher than Kanye.
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It's a fine line, which side
of the law you even belong.
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That makes you perfect for undercover work.
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Or being a journalist for TMZ.
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I guess so.
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00:16:14,126 --> 00:16:17,460
Now look, Serento and his crew
are responsible for everything.
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From truck heist to counterfeiting
Bed Bath & Beyond gift cards.
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There is something big going down.
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We think that they might be working
for this man.
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J.lo's ex-hubby, Marc Anthony?
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No!
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That's Juan Carlos De La Sol,
the criminal king pin of LA.
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Right...
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Now look.
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Tonight you got closest to Serento
than anyone ever has.
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But I need you to get closer still.
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I need you to join their crew.
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So we can get the evidence
that we need to take these guys down.
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Are you with me?
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That's my boy.
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But, how do I explain to Serento
why you release me?
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Just tell him you beat my up and ran away.
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- You think he'll go for that?
- Yeah, if it looks right.
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What do you mean?
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Hit me.
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- Come again?
- Look, we got to make it look real.
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Like we really got into a brawl.
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And you knuckles got to look
you had been hitting somebody.
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So, hit me.
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Oh, I can't.
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I mean, can't we just like.. puts some
fake blood on my knuckles or something.
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Serento's a streetwise thug,
he's going to see right through that..
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Now hit me!
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Oh.. That hurts!
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I never actually hit someone before!
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Now do it again, and harder.
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Harder.
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Harder!
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Oh shit, I'm sorry.
Your lips bleeding.
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It's nothing. Okay, my turn.
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What do you mean, my turn?
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Serento will never believe
that you beat a hard detective,
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without taking a few beats yourself.
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I guess so but...
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Hey?
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You alright?
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You good? Yeah, you alright.
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Hey.
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You got my car 10 second car?
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As promised.
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Come on...
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- This thing is tiny!
- Exactly.
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With it's light body and a beef engine,
this could be...
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The fastest car in the circuit.
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But Vin, it's all busted up.
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It's a ton of work.
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Then fix it up!
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And you're going to help him.
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- Cos now you work for me.
- What?
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We have a full medical and dental plans.
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We recognized same sex partnership
for health benefits.
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And last but not least...
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Casual Fridays.
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That's when I get to wear
my dope ass Hawaiian shirts.
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Deal with it, bitch!
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Alright, Vin.
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Where can I put my stuff?
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Over there.
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Whoa.
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A lot of stolen merchandise.
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00:20:07,835 --> 00:20:09,368
Whoa..
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Son of a bitch!
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Come on, drink it!
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Drink it, you son of a bitch!
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What are you doing!
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You're going to kill him!
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You know how fattening this stuff is!
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He's a cop!
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- I saw him snooping around.
- I ain't not cop!
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You're wearing a wire!
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Aww..
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I hate cops.
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I saw him get arrested last night.
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They beat him down trying
to get him to give me up.
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And he never dropped a dime.
271
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,043
- Vin!
- I live by my instincts.
272
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:54,710
And he's as much as a cop
273
00:20:54,918 --> 00:20:58,251
as my girlfriend is in the class
about her true sexual identity.
274
00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:02,051
I can't believe this...
275
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,510
Why don't he go out with your
sister while he's at it.
276
00:21:04,543 --> 00:21:05,819
Pick you up at 7?
277
00:21:05,820 --> 00:21:07,193
It's a date.
278
00:21:08,043 --> 00:21:09,501
Oh, come on!
279
00:21:22,210 --> 00:21:23,443
Nice.
280
00:21:35,860 --> 00:21:36,918
Nervous?
281
00:21:36,919 --> 00:21:37,919
No.
282
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,951
I am, I'll admit it.
283
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:42,585
- You are?
- Sure.
284
00:21:43,293 --> 00:21:44,835
I'm not so good at this.
285
00:21:45,043 --> 00:21:45,982
The whole time we're out.
286
00:21:45,983 --> 00:21:48,818
I'm going to be thinking about when
is the right moment to kiss you.
287
00:21:48,876 --> 00:21:49,943
Really?
288
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,643
I propose that we just do it now,
and get it out of the way.
289
00:21:53,626 --> 00:21:54,868
Do the first kiss now?
290
00:21:54,869 --> 00:21:56,185
What do you say?
291
00:21:57,668 --> 00:21:58,701
Alright.
292
00:22:11,168 --> 00:22:13,660
- I feel better already.
- Me too.
293
00:22:21,210 --> 00:22:23,476
So. What do you have planned
for our date.
294
00:22:23,793 --> 00:22:25,043
I was thinking a little dinner.
295
00:22:25,543 --> 00:22:27,085
Sounds great.
296
00:22:29,335 --> 00:22:31,926
Fondue? How romantic.
297
00:22:34,626 --> 00:22:36,826
- May I?
- Please.
298
00:22:46,085 --> 00:22:47,152
Sorry.
299
00:22:47,253 --> 00:22:49,218
Awkward first date moment.
300
00:22:49,543 --> 00:22:50,743
Yeah.
301
00:22:53,793 --> 00:22:55,501
So tell me about your brother.
302
00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:58,489
What do you want to know?
303
00:22:58,490 --> 00:22:59,793
I do not know.
304
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,851
How does Vin have the money
to pay for all those
305
00:23:01,918 --> 00:23:03,585
suit up cars?
306
00:23:04,051 --> 00:23:06,143
Does he engage in illegal activities.
307
00:23:06,368 --> 00:23:09,060
On regular.. basis?
308
00:23:09,335 --> 00:23:10,585
What is he planning to do
309
00:23:10,751 --> 00:23:12,168
with LA king pin
310
00:23:12,668 --> 00:23:14,493
Juan Carlos De La Sol?
311
00:23:15,835 --> 00:23:18,435
- I don't want to talk about my brother.
- Right.
312
00:23:21,668 --> 00:23:23,960
- Let's talk about you.
- What about me?
313
00:23:24,293 --> 00:23:27,551
What are you there?
You're not a tough girl.
314
00:23:28,085 --> 00:23:31,751
Sure, on the outside.
You have this take no shit hard exterior.
315
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,668
But, on the inside..
316
00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:36,085
You're completely different.
317
00:23:36,293 --> 00:23:37,385
I am?
318
00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:41,801
Your ideal night,
is cuddling up with your snuggie.
319
00:23:41,876 --> 00:23:43,418
Watching your favorite movies.
320
00:23:43,585 --> 00:23:47,176
The Notebook, Dear John
and The Human Centipede.
321
00:23:48,085 --> 00:23:51,501
You donate all of your extra money,
to the causes closest to your heart.
322
00:23:51,918 --> 00:23:54,793
Save The Whales
Amnesty International,
323
00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:57,001
No Child Left Behind Without
an Xbox.
324
00:23:57,543 --> 00:24:00,626
And on New Year's eve,
when the clock strikes midnight,
325
00:24:00,918 --> 00:24:03,043
Just as Ryan Seacrest
ushers in the new year.
326
00:24:03,793 --> 00:24:05,126
When the big ball thingy.
327
00:24:05,543 --> 00:24:06,793
Lowers on that..
328
00:24:08,585 --> 00:24:09,635
Thing.
329
00:24:10,001 --> 00:24:11,618
You make a wish that the new year
330
00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:13,301
will bring you, the true love.
331
00:24:52,251 --> 00:24:53,751
Flat tire.
332
00:25:13,710 --> 00:25:16,051
Jordana told me what went down
on your date last night.
333
00:25:16,126 --> 00:25:18,751
About the fondue and flat tire?
334
00:25:19,043 --> 00:25:20,293
About the..
335
00:25:22,085 --> 00:25:24,543
Relationships,
You had at the back of her apartment.
336
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:28,368
Sorry, Vin.
It won't happen again.
337
00:25:28,668 --> 00:25:29,876
It better happen again.
338
00:25:31,043 --> 00:25:33,285
I've never seen my sister
so happy before.
339
00:25:33,460 --> 00:25:34,960
She's glowing.
340
00:25:49,659 --> 00:25:50,659
Yeah.
341
00:25:51,085 --> 00:25:52,093
I got it.
342
00:25:52,376 --> 00:25:53,835
I'll be right there.
343
00:25:55,918 --> 00:25:57,376
Michelle, let's bounce.
344
00:25:57,401 --> 00:25:58,601
Vin.
345
00:26:00,085 --> 00:26:02,785
Vin, baby.
You know I got softball every Tuesday!
346
00:26:06,210 --> 00:26:07,593
You're ready to take your shot?
347
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,418
- Where are we going?
- Don't ask so many questions.
348
00:26:11,585 --> 00:26:12,835
Why?
349
00:26:14,918 --> 00:26:16,368
That's another question.
350
00:26:18,251 --> 00:26:19,476
Why so curious?
351
00:26:20,418 --> 00:26:24,001
So, if I knew where we were going,
I would know how to dress.
352
00:26:24,210 --> 00:26:26,126
Fancy, casual...
353
00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:28,101
nautical.
354
00:26:28,809 --> 00:26:30,809
Whoa. Hey, hey!
355
00:26:30,835 --> 00:26:32,835
You taking him over me?
356
00:26:35,418 --> 00:26:37,026
Thought we were BFFs.
357
00:26:40,168 --> 00:26:41,460
Fine.
358
00:26:41,668 --> 00:26:43,696
You can forget about
coming over tonight and
359
00:26:43,697 --> 00:26:45,843
watch the season finale
of the Bachelor.
360
00:26:45,851 --> 00:26:47,385
Cos you are no longer invited!
361
00:26:50,793 --> 00:26:52,068
Let's go.
362
00:26:58,126 --> 00:27:02,710
"Heading out. Something big
going down with De La Sol."
363
00:27:03,168 --> 00:27:05,126
"Will monitor your activities..."
364
00:27:47,001 --> 00:27:49,376
On behalf of Juan Carlos De La Sol,
365
00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:51,301
Thank you for coming.
366
00:27:51,501 --> 00:27:55,043
You are here
because you are the best in the city.
367
00:27:56,043 --> 00:27:58,126
But alas,
we only need one driver.
368
00:27:58,585 --> 00:27:59,351
This is bullshit!
369
00:27:59,418 --> 00:28:00,585
To get the job...
370
00:28:01,876 --> 00:28:03,668
you are going to have to audition.
371
00:28:04,460 --> 00:28:08,326
We'll see who is the best
of the best.
372
00:28:09,351 --> 00:28:10,551
Oh, yes.
373
00:28:11,168 --> 00:28:12,710
I think you know what you got to do
374
00:28:13,001 --> 00:28:14,960
to impress De La Sol.
375
00:28:15,168 --> 00:28:17,585
And to show you have the cojones..
376
00:28:17,793 --> 00:28:19,376
To work for him.
377
00:28:21,251 --> 00:28:22,543
Vin. What's going on?
378
00:28:22,710 --> 00:28:24,010
Just follow my lead.
379
00:29:06,043 --> 00:29:07,585
Freestyle.
380
00:29:29,835 --> 00:29:31,460
Oh yes, yes. Come on twerk!
381
00:29:32,751 --> 00:29:34,193
Twerk like Miley Cyrus!
382
00:29:36,718 --> 00:29:37,718
Yes.
383
00:29:41,243 --> 00:29:42,243
Yes.
384
00:29:48,335 --> 00:29:49,585
Diego!
385
00:30:15,710 --> 00:30:18,085
Man, I had you.
I totally out danced you.
386
00:30:18,293 --> 00:30:21,043
You never out dance me.
Who're you kidding?
387
00:30:21,251 --> 00:30:22,918
3 years dance repertory.
388
00:30:23,126 --> 00:30:26,410
Ballet, modern,
contemporary and even tap.
389
00:30:30,126 --> 00:30:32,251
Right then, but next time...
390
00:30:34,085 --> 00:30:35,543
Next time.
391
00:30:44,751 --> 00:30:46,418
- Nice moves.
- Thanks.
392
00:30:46,876 --> 00:30:48,243
I only need one driver.
393
00:30:48,585 --> 00:30:50,360
But you guys had ball so good.
394
00:30:50,501 --> 00:30:52,701
I decided I'm going to hire
the two of you.
395
00:30:56,626 --> 00:30:58,710
- What's the job?
- Very simple.
396
00:31:05,710 --> 00:31:08,801
You must drive my super car
to this location.
397
00:31:10,710 --> 00:31:14,201
Upon delivery,
you will be paid $ 100,000.
398
00:31:14,626 --> 00:31:16,210
- Super car?
- Yeah.
399
00:31:17,668 --> 00:31:20,168
- She's a tiger.
- I know.
400
00:31:20,376 --> 00:31:22,110
It's the only one of it's kind.
401
00:31:22,635 --> 00:31:23,709
It's priceless.
402
00:31:23,710 --> 00:31:25,526
You got yourself a deal.
403
00:31:25,543 --> 00:31:27,635
- Question.
- Here we go again.
404
00:31:27,668 --> 00:31:28,834
Excuse me?
405
00:31:28,835 --> 00:31:30,710
Why don't you just drive the car yourself?
406
00:31:31,668 --> 00:31:35,460
I would. But I have
a million unpaid parking tickets.
407
00:31:35,668 --> 00:31:37,168
So they raise my insurance premium.
408
00:31:38,335 --> 00:31:41,168
Besides that, the car is a
like a cop magnet. You know.
409
00:31:41,376 --> 00:31:44,460
You tried Geico?
15 minutes can save you 15%.
410
00:31:44,626 --> 00:31:48,793
Yes. And half like it even Progressive,
but it's still a little worth to have.
411
00:31:50,668 --> 00:31:52,068
Are you a college graduate?
412
00:31:53,126 --> 00:31:54,493
Cos if you are a college grad,
413
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,143
she could be eligible for a
pretty substantial discount.
414
00:31:57,251 --> 00:31:58,551
I once took a French league class
415
00:31:58,552 --> 00:32:00,010
in the college, does that count?
416
00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:01,043
Did you pass?
417
00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:04,293
No, the professor flunked me.
So I shot him.
418
00:32:04,876 --> 00:32:08,035
Look I rather just pay criminals
like yourself to drive the super car.
419
00:32:08,251 --> 00:32:10,701
Whenever I have to move it's location,
okay?
420
00:32:11,501 --> 00:32:14,460
- Make sense to me.
- But the math doesn't add up!
421
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:18,460
You are offering us $ 100,000
in a down economy.
422
00:32:18,668 --> 00:32:20,960
What was your best bid from Aflac?
423
00:32:21,168 --> 00:32:24,401
Look! Do you want the job or not?
God damn it!
424
00:32:25,543 --> 00:32:27,668
Yes, he does.
425
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:31,585
- Let's go.
- Get the fuck in the car!
426
00:32:38,543 --> 00:32:41,460
It's not working.
Dumb car must be broken.
427
00:32:46,085 --> 00:32:48,460
- Your foot is on the brake.
- What?
428
00:32:54,001 --> 00:32:55,293
Oh right...
429
00:33:38,251 --> 00:33:39,835
I got a bad feeling about this.
430
00:33:42,085 --> 00:33:43,293
Why?
431
00:33:44,376 --> 00:33:45,460
Listen to the score.
432
00:33:51,293 --> 00:33:52,585
Dissonant chord progression.
433
00:33:58,335 --> 00:34:00,101
Heavy use of Strings.
434
00:34:02,585 --> 00:34:03,743
Oboe.
435
00:34:06,543 --> 00:34:08,251
It all seems quite ominous.
436
00:34:23,001 --> 00:34:24,335
You got the money?
437
00:34:28,043 --> 00:34:29,301
There you go, sir.
438
00:34:34,835 --> 00:34:36,793
Count it.
Make sure it's all there.
439
00:34:37,001 --> 00:34:39,218
Nah.
This guy seems alright to me.
440
00:34:40,843 --> 00:34:42,043
Oh, oh.
441
00:34:45,168 --> 00:34:47,118
- I got it!
- Throw it, you idiot!
442
00:34:48,335 --> 00:34:49,451
Not to me!
443
00:34:50,876 --> 00:34:52,376
I don't want it!
444
00:34:52,585 --> 00:34:54,076
What you waiting for, Vin.
Throw it!
445
00:34:54,460 --> 00:34:57,085
Nah. I'm going to time it just right.
So when I throw it.
446
00:34:57,335 --> 00:34:58,410
They will catch it.
447
00:34:58,460 --> 00:35:00,940
And it will explode before they have
a chance to throw it back.
448
00:35:02,585 --> 00:35:03,885
Good thinking, right?
449
00:35:05,135 --> 00:35:06,081
Get ready!
450
00:35:06,082 --> 00:35:07,217
Wait for it.
451
00:35:07,218 --> 00:35:08,271
One.
452
00:35:10,072 --> 00:35:11,084
Two.
453
00:35:12,809 --> 00:35:14,009
And three.
454
00:35:17,293 --> 00:35:18,460
You okay?
455
00:35:26,126 --> 00:35:27,593
I think we got double crossed.
456
00:35:28,168 --> 00:35:29,576
Oh, you think so?
457
00:35:53,085 --> 00:35:54,326
Where're you going?
458
00:36:14,876 --> 00:36:16,543
Oh, shit!
459
00:36:16,768 --> 00:36:17,968
No!
460
00:36:20,093 --> 00:36:21,293
Oh, shit..
461
00:36:24,926 --> 00:36:27,568
Serento ever found out I was an
undercover cop, he would kill me.
462
00:36:27,635 --> 00:36:29,101
Don't worry. I erased your file.
463
00:36:29,126 --> 00:36:31,750
I'm the only one in the force
who knows that you're a cop.
464
00:36:31,751 --> 00:36:33,560
Your secret dies with me.
465
00:36:35,251 --> 00:36:36,751
Oh, shit!
466
00:36:46,376 --> 00:36:47,910
Come on, you bastard!
467
00:36:50,126 --> 00:36:51,518
Take it easy.
468
00:36:53,168 --> 00:36:54,460
He's dead.
469
00:36:58,585 --> 00:37:00,268
You're a cop killer now.
470
00:37:02,460 --> 00:37:04,085
High five.
471
00:37:06,543 --> 00:37:08,460
Let's go, come on.
472
00:37:08,668 --> 00:37:09,751
Let's go!
473
00:38:07,510 --> 00:38:08,951
He killed a cop.
474
00:38:09,043 --> 00:38:10,260
Son of a bitch!
475
00:38:11,076 --> 00:38:13,076
Detective Johnson,
I got some files for you to look at...
476
00:38:13,085 --> 00:38:14,693
This is no time for paper work.
477
00:38:18,051 --> 00:38:20,218
I got regular, decaf, latte...
478
00:38:20,468 --> 00:38:22,543
I'll drink some coffee when
I solved this crime.
479
00:38:24,793 --> 00:38:26,618
Here are the urine samples
you requested.
480
00:38:28,293 --> 00:38:29,376
Oh smell this!
481
00:38:29,543 --> 00:38:30,584
Look.
482
00:38:30,585 --> 00:38:31,618
People.
483
00:38:31,626 --> 00:38:34,401
The only thing I want right now is
to know what happened here.
484
00:38:36,293 --> 00:38:37,710
Officer Canaro,
what have you got?
485
00:38:40,210 --> 00:38:41,951
There is a camera.
486
00:38:43,376 --> 00:38:44,651
Yeah. So?
487
00:38:44,751 --> 00:38:45,751
So.
488
00:38:46,668 --> 00:38:49,185
Maybe, it recorded what happened.
489
00:38:49,251 --> 00:38:50,251
And then what?
490
00:38:51,043 --> 00:38:52,251
And then..
491
00:38:56,126 --> 00:38:59,001
And then
you could watch the tape.
492
00:38:59,168 --> 00:39:01,168
And see.. who shot him.
493
00:39:05,876 --> 00:39:07,210
It just might worked.
494
00:39:17,835 --> 00:39:19,085
Who is he?
495
00:39:22,085 --> 00:39:23,312
There's nothing on him.
496
00:39:23,313 --> 00:39:24,493
No record.
497
00:39:25,460 --> 00:39:27,668
Guy kills a cop,
has no priors...
498
00:39:28,543 --> 00:39:30,326
Doesn't make any sense.
499
00:39:32,293 --> 00:39:34,226
Let's check the body,
I want a fingerprint.
500
00:39:35,176 --> 00:39:36,426
What the hell is that?
501
00:39:36,460 --> 00:39:38,826
The black light will expose
what the human eye can't see.
502
00:39:39,001 --> 00:39:41,035
Like what date line uses,
for those exposes
503
00:39:41,101 --> 00:39:44,085
or Motels with dirty sheets.
Covering disgusting bed bugs.
504
00:39:53,210 --> 00:39:54,243
Gotcha.
505
00:39:54,244 --> 00:39:55,676
You, son of a bitch.
506
00:40:01,251 --> 00:40:02,285
What?
507
00:40:02,543 --> 00:40:04,376
Nothing. Nothing.
508
00:40:23,335 --> 00:40:24,426
Where is my car?
509
00:40:24,451 --> 00:40:25,651
Well, Carlos.
510
00:40:26,543 --> 00:40:29,551
I don't mean to be the bearer
of bad news, but..
511
00:40:30,793 --> 00:40:31,918
I don't have it.
512
00:40:32,460 --> 00:40:34,160
So. You don't have my car?
513
00:40:35,085 --> 00:40:36,143
Well uh...
514
00:40:36,751 --> 00:40:38,801
The double cross didn't go as planned,
per Se.
515
00:40:38,835 --> 00:40:40,101
Per Se?
516
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,760
Yeah, per Se. You know.
As a matter of speaking.
517
00:40:43,835 --> 00:40:47,651
Yeah, but you say per Se,
when what you said wasn't exactly accurate.
518
00:40:47,876 --> 00:40:49,168
So what happened?
519
00:40:50,001 --> 00:40:51,751
The double cross didn't go as planned.
520
00:40:51,918 --> 00:40:53,510
So, Not per Se after all.
521
00:40:55,793 --> 00:40:58,126
I guess not. Not per Se.
522
00:40:59,876 --> 00:41:00,768
And that!
523
00:41:00,835 --> 00:41:01,918
That!
524
00:41:02,626 --> 00:41:03,876
Per Se!
525
00:41:06,001 --> 00:41:08,618
I have more information. Senor.
526
00:41:08,710 --> 00:41:11,285
I was going to tell you,
but you stabbed me.
527
00:41:11,876 --> 00:41:14,335
Yeah well,
you must always kill the messenger.
528
00:41:14,585 --> 00:41:16,901
That's sort of how we work,
right?
529
00:41:17,118 --> 00:41:19,576
Si, Si. I understand, but...
530
00:41:21,701 --> 00:41:22,701
Quick.
531
00:41:23,126 --> 00:41:24,626
Make him comfortable.
532
00:41:24,918 --> 00:41:27,293
Bring a pillow
and some coconut water.
533
00:41:28,818 --> 00:41:29,818
Here.
534
00:41:35,210 --> 00:41:37,335
- Bless you.
- This pillow is down filled!
535
00:41:37,876 --> 00:41:39,001
I'm allergic!
536
00:41:39,135 --> 00:41:41,460
You have a hypoallergenic one?
537
00:41:41,468 --> 00:41:44,535
I don't know.
Perhaps cotton or I don't know..
538
00:41:44,543 --> 00:41:47,001
Something in the soft, microfiber.
539
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:55,168
Thank you.
540
00:41:55,693 --> 00:41:57,125
There, feel better now.
541
00:41:57,126 --> 00:41:59,210
It will help to replenish
your electrolytes.
542
00:42:00,210 --> 00:42:02,293
It's filled with mango and peach.
543
00:42:03,085 --> 00:42:04,166
Feel better now?
544
00:42:04,167 --> 00:42:05,868
Oh, Serento.
545
00:42:06,501 --> 00:42:08,293
He shot the other three.
546
00:42:08,501 --> 00:42:10,043
I barely got out with my life...
547
00:42:13,668 --> 00:42:15,001
Serento, huh.
548
00:42:16,835 --> 00:42:18,251
Get rid of him.
549
00:42:19,460 --> 00:42:20,104
Carlos...
550
00:42:20,105 --> 00:42:22,376
Madre de Dios, Que me asustó!
551
00:42:22,460 --> 00:42:24,043
I wasn't done.
552
00:42:25,085 --> 00:42:28,251
Forgive me please.
I constantly interrupt people.
553
00:42:28,460 --> 00:42:31,751
It's a terrible habit,
I'm working on it.
554
00:42:32,376 --> 00:42:35,476
But my therapist says
it's a form of narcissism.
555
00:42:36,543 --> 00:42:37,435
Anyway, you were saying?
556
00:42:37,501 --> 00:42:40,035
I know where Serento
and his crew hideout.
557
00:42:41,626 --> 00:42:43,218
It's at the warehouse of...
558
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:46,588
I interrupt again, didn't I?
559
00:42:46,589 --> 00:42:47,589
Yeah.
560
00:42:48,085 --> 00:42:50,501
Therapy is a process.
561
00:42:51,585 --> 00:42:53,210
Get my car.
562
00:42:53,418 --> 00:42:55,626
As for Serento and his crew.
563
00:42:56,460 --> 00:42:57,893
Kill them all.
564
00:42:58,585 --> 00:43:01,085
I have more information, senor.
565
00:43:22,335 --> 00:43:24,668
Alright people. We are in serious
lock down mode.
566
00:43:24,876 --> 00:43:26,085
No one leaves the garage.
567
00:43:26,293 --> 00:43:28,543
De La Sol is out to kill me,
and the rest of you.
568
00:43:30,210 --> 00:43:31,668
How can you be so sure?
569
00:43:31,710 --> 00:43:33,051
By follow my Tweeter.
570
00:43:41,335 --> 00:43:42,418
Check this out.
571
00:43:43,126 --> 00:43:44,493
A Tragedy has occurred.
572
00:43:44,518 --> 00:43:47,718
Where a veteran detective
has been brutally murdered.
573
00:43:53,501 --> 00:43:55,293
Come on, you bastard!
574
00:43:55,535 --> 00:43:58,285
Police had been ordered
to shoot this man.
575
00:43:58,351 --> 00:44:00,710
Police are also encouraging
Angelenos to take the law
576
00:44:00,718 --> 00:44:02,235
into their own hands.
577
00:44:02,501 --> 00:44:05,418
If you see this man,
please shoot him, stab him,
578
00:44:05,485 --> 00:44:09,018
or if the opportunity arises,
slap him upside the head.
579
00:44:09,793 --> 00:44:11,310
Oh, come on!
580
00:44:12,168 --> 00:44:13,235
What?
581
00:44:15,751 --> 00:44:17,668
- We have to get out of here.
- Go where?
582
00:44:17,876 --> 00:44:19,493
Some place where no one would find us.
583
00:44:20,210 --> 00:44:22,835
Some place with no extradition,
584
00:44:22,843 --> 00:44:24,510
like Tokyo or Rio
585
00:44:24,918 --> 00:44:25,918
or Florida.
586
00:44:26,251 --> 00:44:28,793
You are talking fake passports,
plane tickets,
587
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:30,043
living off the grid...
588
00:44:30,251 --> 00:44:31,535
We don't have that kind of money,
Vin.
589
00:44:31,543 --> 00:44:33,826
Then we need to get some money,
fast.
590
00:44:35,418 --> 00:44:37,043
Or we're all dead.
591
00:44:37,251 --> 00:44:38,543
Ideas?
592
00:44:42,710 --> 00:44:47,376
How about we moved to San Francisco and
open an alternative lesbians coffee shop.
593
00:44:49,376 --> 00:44:51,485
What? I'm just big ballin.
594
00:44:54,251 --> 00:44:56,418
Why don't we just sell this bitch
super car.
595
00:44:56,426 --> 00:44:57,543
We'll be rich!
596
00:44:57,568 --> 00:44:58,968
Boom!
597
00:44:59,668 --> 00:45:01,626
Problem solved, bitch!
598
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:05,268
Great idea,
if it were actually a "super car".
599
00:45:05,335 --> 00:45:06,468
What?
600
00:45:14,043 --> 00:45:15,535
87 octane?
601
00:45:16,335 --> 00:45:17,960
Super cars only run on premium.
602
00:45:18,210 --> 00:45:19,410
I know it.
603
00:45:19,626 --> 00:45:23,001
Why would De La Sol have us drive this car
unless it was valuable.
604
00:45:23,710 --> 00:45:25,251
Something smells fishy.
605
00:45:37,460 --> 00:45:40,010
It's a break down of all De La Sol's
illegal activity.
606
00:45:40,043 --> 00:45:42,426
Records of bribes to corrupt politicians,
607
00:45:42,493 --> 00:45:44,035
where he houses his hoes,
608
00:45:44,101 --> 00:45:46,268
Where he keeps his stash of money
worth over a $100 million.
609
00:45:46,335 --> 00:45:48,626
Wait... That's it!
610
00:45:48,793 --> 00:45:49,810
Right!
611
00:45:49,876 --> 00:45:52,668
We go to the house where he keeps his hoes
and we keep it.
612
00:46:00,918 --> 00:46:02,668
We steal his $100 million.
613
00:46:03,085 --> 00:46:04,818
And get out of town for good.
614
00:46:05,918 --> 00:46:07,293
Who's in?
615
00:46:21,793 --> 00:46:22,868
I'm in.
616
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:38,376
Boss, I got the lunch.
617
00:46:38,793 --> 00:46:40,926
Thank God, I'm starving.
618
00:46:41,251 --> 00:46:42,543
What is this?
619
00:46:45,293 --> 00:46:46,349
Burger and fries.
620
00:46:46,350 --> 00:46:48,310
Yeah I can see that.
I'm not blind!
621
00:46:48,418 --> 00:46:50,518
But I ordered a kid's meal.
622
00:46:50,585 --> 00:46:51,451
I'm sorry.
623
00:46:51,460 --> 00:46:52,893
You know that I've been collecting
624
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:55,360
the 'Despicable Me' minions.
625
00:46:55,668 --> 00:46:57,301
- I told you. You know that.
- Yes
626
00:46:57,460 --> 00:46:59,976
I have them all,
except for Carl.
627
00:47:00,543 --> 00:47:02,210
I have Jerry, I have Stuart,
628
00:47:02,376 --> 00:47:04,126
I have Kevin, Dave,
629
00:47:04,335 --> 00:47:06,418
but I needed Carl.
630
00:47:06,876 --> 00:47:07,876
Carl says.
631
00:47:08,001 --> 00:47:11,826
"Bee-doh! Bee-doh."
632
00:47:12,168 --> 00:47:13,835
And you forget about it.
633
00:47:14,043 --> 00:47:16,710
I need the BeeDoh BeeDoh guy,
to complete my collection!
634
00:47:16,876 --> 00:47:18,376
Okay, I go back.
I go get a new one.
635
00:47:18,543 --> 00:47:19,535
No, no, no..
636
00:47:19,543 --> 00:47:21,418
I don't even want it anymore.
637
00:47:23,835 --> 00:47:26,435
Robbing Juan Carlos' of a $100 million,
ain't going to be easy.
638
00:47:26,501 --> 00:47:29,785
If we are going to pull off this heist,
we're going to need a bigger crew.
639
00:47:29,876 --> 00:47:32,568
First thing first,
we need a black guy.
640
00:47:33,168 --> 00:47:36,718
As Ja Rule or Bow Wow
or Ludacris.
641
00:47:36,751 --> 00:47:38,418
Why does he have to be a rapper?
642
00:47:38,751 --> 00:47:41,660
Cos movies like these always have a rapper
doing the cameo.
643
00:47:42,793 --> 00:47:44,468
It brings in the urban demographic.
644
00:47:44,585 --> 00:47:45,793
Dummy.
645
00:47:46,001 --> 00:47:47,885
Plus, they get to do a soundtrack title.
646
00:47:48,876 --> 00:47:52,751
Hey, what about uh ..
Lil Wayne, T.I., DMX,
647
00:47:53,210 --> 00:47:54,535
Gucci Mane and Akon?
648
00:47:54,543 --> 00:47:58,118
No, all those guys are either on their
way to jail or just getting out of jail.
649
00:47:58,210 --> 00:48:00,726
We'll film a reality show that
chronicles going to jail
650
00:48:00,793 --> 00:48:02,385
and then getting out of jail.
651
00:48:04,293 --> 00:48:05,943
And then go back to jail.
652
00:48:05,944 --> 00:48:07,067
I got it.
653
00:48:07,093 --> 00:48:09,968
I know the perfect guy to do the cameo.
654
00:48:12,460 --> 00:48:14,668
655
00:48:15,043 --> 00:48:16,660
And we need an Asian guy.
656
00:48:19,626 --> 00:48:22,960
- Some one who can drift?
- Because Asian guys are cool.
657
00:48:23,251 --> 00:48:25,501
658
00:48:25,918 --> 00:48:27,831
And last but not least,
we need a beautiful model
659
00:48:27,832 --> 00:48:29,826
making her future acting debut..
660
00:48:50,501 --> 00:48:53,085
She's not going to have a lot of lines
or a lot to do.
661
00:48:54,001 --> 00:48:57,010
But she's smoking hot.
Fine to look at.
662
00:48:57,101 --> 00:48:58,851
MODEL TURNED ACTRESS
663
00:48:59,085 --> 00:49:00,868
- How do you do that?
- What?
664
00:49:00,876 --> 00:49:03,368
You describe them and then like
instantly they're here.
665
00:49:03,460 --> 00:49:04,593
Well, I had to.
666
00:49:04,626 --> 00:49:07,160
It's a classic multi-ethnic
round up scene.
667
00:49:07,168 --> 00:49:09,285
It's in every
Fast & Furious movie.
668
00:49:09,293 --> 00:49:14,051
Plus, I like to give my heist a sort of
United Colors of Benetton feel.
669
00:49:14,251 --> 00:49:15,951
Now let's get down to business.
670
00:49:26,701 --> 00:49:28,701
Alright, these are the
blueprints to the building.
671
00:49:28,768 --> 00:49:30,976
De La Sol is holding his $100 million in.
672
00:49:31,335 --> 00:49:33,785
Does anyone have any idea.
673
00:49:34,668 --> 00:49:36,110
How to read a blueprint?
674
00:49:37,310 --> 00:49:39,010
Oh, damn dog of my.
675
00:49:39,335 --> 00:49:40,993
That's not what you asked me.
676
00:49:41,001 --> 00:49:44,110
You said, can I drive fast
and can I use a gun.
677
00:49:46,126 --> 00:49:48,085
- Damn!
- So many numbers.
678
00:49:48,293 --> 00:49:50,395
Right, then I say
we go over there
679
00:49:50,420 --> 00:49:52,725
and see for ourselves
what we are up against.
680
00:49:54,710 --> 00:49:57,301
You, Rapper Cameo and
Cool Asian Guy.
681
00:49:57,710 --> 00:49:58,960
Let's roll.
682
00:50:00,585 --> 00:50:02,093
Wait! I'm not going?
683
00:50:02,126 --> 00:50:04,876
No, why don't you stay behind
with the girls.
684
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:07,193
Killed him.
685
00:50:16,001 --> 00:50:17,801
That was our secret handshake!
686
00:50:18,043 --> 00:50:20,585
- Now it's his.
- Deal with it.
687
00:50:21,168 --> 00:50:22,251
Bitch!
688
00:50:32,151 --> 00:50:34,718
There's something I need to talk to you
about when you get back.
689
00:50:34,751 --> 00:50:36,510
Can you give me a hint?
690
00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:48,043
Rock-a-bye baby
691
00:50:48,210 --> 00:50:50,418
on the treetop.
692
00:50:50,485 --> 00:50:54,601
When the wind blows,
the cradle will rock.
693
00:50:55,925 --> 00:50:57,425
Okay...
694
00:50:59,251 --> 00:51:02,035
When the bough breaks,
the cradle will fall.
695
00:51:02,043 --> 00:51:04,710
And down will come BABY...
696
00:51:04,776 --> 00:51:06,476
cradle and all.
697
00:51:07,335 --> 00:51:08,460
Oh my God!
698
00:51:09,001 --> 00:51:10,626
Are you serious?
699
00:51:13,751 --> 00:51:15,543
You taken up singing.
700
00:51:15,751 --> 00:51:18,068
You should totally try out
for The Voice.
701
00:51:18,085 --> 00:51:21,343
Avril Lavigne is going to love you!
702
00:51:22,293 --> 00:51:25,376
When a man and a woman
make love,
703
00:51:25,585 --> 00:51:28,668
sometimes there can be,
unintended
704
00:51:28,835 --> 00:51:30,210
consequences.
705
00:51:30,418 --> 00:51:32,335
I know exactly
where this is heading.
706
00:51:32,343 --> 00:51:34,135
And I want to talk to you about it.
707
00:51:34,501 --> 00:51:35,430
Great.
708
00:51:35,455 --> 00:51:37,742
Cos I'm pretty sure
you gave me herpes.
709
00:51:41,666 --> 00:51:42,666
I'm...
710
00:51:44,085 --> 00:51:45,876
We'll talk about this later.
711
00:52:33,085 --> 00:52:34,168
Who are you?
712
00:52:49,126 --> 00:52:50,660
Where is the rest of the money?
713
00:52:50,668 --> 00:52:52,976
What do you mean? It's all here.
714
00:52:56,318 --> 00:52:57,163
Watch out!
715
00:52:57,188 --> 00:52:58,742
I'm on it, bro.
716
00:53:08,868 --> 00:53:11,501
De La Sol's stash is worth
over a $100 million.
717
00:53:11,668 --> 00:53:12,860
Where is it?
718
00:53:12,918 --> 00:53:15,410
- Who's De La Sol?
- Who's De La Sol.
719
00:53:15,934 --> 00:53:17,134
Aw...
720
00:53:17,418 --> 00:53:18,993
You think I was born yesterday?
721
00:53:21,376 --> 00:53:22,451
Question.
722
00:53:23,501 --> 00:53:25,576
Is this 1414 Becker Street?
723
00:53:25,793 --> 00:53:27,219
This is 1414
724
00:53:27,744 --> 00:53:29,225
Becker Lane.
725
00:53:29,335 --> 00:53:30,551
What's with all the cash?
726
00:53:30,710 --> 00:53:33,818
We're a church,
it was Bingo night.
727
00:53:35,501 --> 00:53:37,626
I am the pastor, you asshole!
728
00:53:58,151 --> 00:53:59,451
Que Paso?
729
00:54:00,876 --> 00:54:03,335
Someone just robbed the church
on Becker.
730
00:54:03,918 --> 00:54:05,535
I know they wanted my money.
731
00:54:05,668 --> 00:54:07,061
You think it was Serento?
732
00:54:07,086 --> 00:54:07,942
Duh!
733
00:54:08,001 --> 00:54:10,918
He thinks he can steal my money?
734
00:54:11,126 --> 00:54:12,701
Listen to me, Cesar.
735
00:54:13,376 --> 00:54:14,635
Please pay attention.
736
00:54:16,168 --> 00:54:18,418
- I want my building guarded.
- Okay.
737
00:54:18,626 --> 00:54:21,626
Put the money in the
strongest vault there is.
738
00:54:22,460 --> 00:54:24,093
And kill Serento.
739
00:54:25,251 --> 00:54:27,143
- You got it?
- I got it, boss.
740
00:54:29,385 --> 00:54:31,210
Lo Qué es, El medio parte Que?
741
00:54:31,626 --> 00:54:32,710
What?
742
00:54:32,876 --> 00:54:34,249
Uh..
743
00:54:34,274 --> 00:54:35,460
Building.. guarded.
744
00:54:35,484 --> 00:54:36,709
No..no.
745
00:54:38,510 --> 00:54:39,643
The vault?
746
00:54:39,751 --> 00:54:41,001
No, no. Not that, the..
747
00:54:41,501 --> 00:54:43,751
- Kill Serento?
- Right!
748
00:54:44,251 --> 00:54:45,660
Now I understand.
749
00:54:45,668 --> 00:54:48,285
Guard the building and
put Serento in the vault!
750
00:54:50,918 --> 00:54:53,985
I'll just better text you
the needs, mijo.
751
00:54:54,001 --> 00:54:55,251
It's for the best.
752
00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:59,718
Now, now you have instructions
in your cellphone.
753
00:55:00,460 --> 00:55:02,535
- I didn't get it.
- But I already sent it!
754
00:55:02,759 --> 00:55:03,759
No.
755
00:55:03,876 --> 00:55:05,918
Aye! You have the 4G network?
756
00:55:06,126 --> 00:55:07,401
Yes. Of course.
757
00:55:07,668 --> 00:55:09,701
I'm still under the 3G,
it's much slower.
758
00:55:09,876 --> 00:55:13,501
How can I run a major criminal empire..
759
00:55:13,710 --> 00:55:15,726
And not having the same network?
760
00:55:16,001 --> 00:55:18,100
Well uh, in three months.
761
00:55:18,225 --> 00:55:19,667
My contract is going to end.
762
00:55:19,751 --> 00:55:22,176
And then I plan to upgrade
to the newest network.
763
00:55:22,251 --> 00:55:25,710
But in 3 months,
that would be 5G!
764
00:55:26,034 --> 00:55:27,034
Okay.
765
00:55:27,776 --> 00:55:30,551
How about you give me your phone.
And then you get a new one.
766
00:55:30,668 --> 00:55:32,885
- I'm going to kill you.
- We go now.
767
00:55:42,001 --> 00:55:43,585
They're wearing ski masks.
768
00:55:44,043 --> 00:55:47,918
They must have gone skiing
immediately before or after the crime.
769
00:55:48,085 --> 00:55:50,627
Contact the Aspen police,
the Canadian Mounties,
770
00:55:50,652 --> 00:55:53,259
and Whistler in the Swiss Alps
special forces. See what they know.
771
00:55:53,543 --> 00:55:54,410
Right sir.
772
00:55:54,418 --> 00:55:56,085
And take a look at this.
773
00:56:02,776 --> 00:56:03,868
That's Vin Serento.
774
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:05,260
He's involved too.
775
00:56:05,468 --> 00:56:06,612
Triangulate the area.
776
00:56:06,637 --> 00:56:09,760
I want every available officers
to be on the lookout for these guys.
777
00:56:09,793 --> 00:56:11,543
Serento's chop shop must be close by.
778
00:56:14,876 --> 00:56:17,376
And for God sake.
Someone get me some more baby oil!
779
00:56:20,218 --> 00:56:22,001
How is it going on fingerprint match?
780
00:56:23,635 --> 00:56:24,851
Uh, still nothing.
781
00:56:27,585 --> 00:56:30,501
Wherever you fugitives are,
I'll find you.
782
00:56:30,710 --> 00:56:33,168
You hear me? I will find you!
783
00:56:38,085 --> 00:56:39,460
How about this t-shirt?
784
00:56:40,661 --> 00:56:41,501
Sir?
785
00:56:41,526 --> 00:56:42,718
Is it tight enough?
786
00:56:43,251 --> 00:56:44,535
Is it tight enough?
787
00:56:44,626 --> 00:56:47,485
Yes, I mean I can see your nipples
and everything.
788
00:56:47,501 --> 00:56:48,610
You're damn right.
789
00:56:48,635 --> 00:56:50,559
That's what I'm going for.
790
00:56:57,376 --> 00:56:58,960
Alright. Here's the deal.
791
00:56:59,043 --> 00:57:01,451
1414 Becker Street,
is a Mexican restaurant,
792
00:57:01,460 --> 00:57:03,051
called Big Ass Tacos.
793
00:57:03,126 --> 00:57:05,010
De La Sol's using it as a front.
794
00:57:05,210 --> 00:57:07,060
I love Big Ass Tacos.
795
00:57:13,585 --> 00:57:15,135
It's a perfect cover.
796
00:57:15,710 --> 00:57:18,185
While unsuspecting customers
chow down,
797
00:57:18,251 --> 00:57:20,410
De La Sol got a secret room
at the back.
798
00:57:20,668 --> 00:57:22,499
De La Sol's stash must be there.
799
00:57:22,524 --> 00:57:25,825
Cos they brought in "The
strongest Vault There is."
800
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:28,501
A vault big enough to hold
a $100 million plus.
801
00:57:29,751 --> 00:57:33,376
But this place is locked down harder than
Lindsay Lohan's liquor cabinet.
802
00:57:33,585 --> 00:57:35,147
If they see us,
803
00:57:35,172 --> 00:57:36,525
we're dead.
804
00:57:36,801 --> 00:57:39,601
But I got a foolproof plan.
That's going to get us the money.
805
00:57:39,668 --> 00:57:41,576
And they'll never know what hit them.
806
00:57:41,626 --> 00:57:44,235
First, we need eyes on the inside.
807
00:57:44,293 --> 00:57:46,118
That's where Jordana and Michelle
come in.
808
00:57:47,085 --> 00:57:49,667
Now before you get into the vault,
there is a counting room.
809
00:57:49,668 --> 00:57:52,051
De La Sol doesn't trust the counter
from stealing.
810
00:57:52,085 --> 00:57:54,701
So to make sure they are not
hiding cash in their clothes.
811
00:57:54,710 --> 00:57:56,743
He makes them all work butt naked.
812
00:57:56,751 --> 00:57:58,218
Everyone's nude.
813
00:57:58,251 --> 00:58:00,026
Even the guards.
814
00:58:02,126 --> 00:58:04,143
You two will get jobs
as new counters.
815
00:58:04,251 --> 00:58:05,343
Wait.
816
00:58:05,751 --> 00:58:08,760
All of these girls are
totally naked and super hot?
817
00:58:08,918 --> 00:58:10,301
Perfect tits.
818
00:58:11,543 --> 00:58:13,551
Every last one of them.
819
00:58:14,293 --> 00:58:15,385
Continue.
820
00:58:15,918 --> 00:58:19,418
Now everyday at 3 o'clock, right after
he finishes watching Judge Judy.
821
00:58:19,426 --> 00:58:23,043
De La Sol comes in to check
on the money in the vault.
822
00:58:27,210 --> 00:58:30,393
Michelle,
you improvise a distraction.
823
00:58:43,376 --> 00:58:44,775
The guard rush over.
824
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:46,717
Alone, Jordana will slip away
and spy on.
825
00:58:46,743 --> 00:58:49,043
De La Sol as he opens the vault.
826
00:58:54,243 --> 00:58:55,560
What you'll find is that.
827
00:58:55,626 --> 00:58:59,693
The vault is encrypted with a high tech
DNA code that matches De La Sol's.
828
00:59:08,435 --> 00:59:10,461
So. We need a sample
of De La Sol's DNA.
829
00:59:10,486 --> 00:59:12,792
If we're going to
get into that safe.
830
00:59:14,543 --> 00:59:16,476
Come On! Get out of here!
831
00:59:16,793 --> 00:59:17,868
Out!
832
00:59:19,793 --> 00:59:22,668
De La Sol takes a 10 mile run
every morning through the city.
833
00:59:23,126 --> 00:59:26,285
And that's where Model Turned Actress and
Cool Asian Guy come into play.
834
00:59:27,168 --> 00:59:30,818
Model Turned Actress will drive by
getting De La Sol's attention.
835
00:59:31,001 --> 00:59:34,018
And he will say something like..
"Nice boobies."
836
00:59:34,376 --> 00:59:35,616
Then Cool Asian Guy will appear
837
00:59:35,626 --> 00:59:37,335
and say something like..
838
00:59:37,543 --> 00:59:39,785
"Did you just said 'nice boobies'
to my girlfriend?"
839
00:59:39,835 --> 00:59:43,385
And he will reply:
"I don't know, it's that your girlfriend?"
840
00:59:43,409 --> 00:59:44,584
"Yup."
841
00:59:44,585 --> 00:59:47,610
"Well then,
I said 'nice boobies'."
842
00:59:47,668 --> 00:59:49,335
That's when you have to defend her honor.
843
00:59:49,501 --> 00:59:52,160
"So then I must defend her honor
and challenge you to a...
844
00:59:53,168 --> 00:59:54,218
"Karate fight."
845
00:59:54,376 --> 00:59:57,451
Oh, cos I'm Asian.
You automatically assume I know karate?
846
00:59:57,501 --> 00:59:58,293
Do you?
847
00:59:58,318 --> 01:00:00,692
Yeah, I'm a 3rd degree
black belt.
848
01:00:02,710 --> 01:00:04,110
That's a total coincidence.
849
01:00:04,126 --> 01:00:05,726
Anyway, you'll fight him.
850
01:00:12,785 --> 01:00:14,460
You will do spinning windmills.
851
01:00:14,626 --> 01:00:17,310
Leg sweeps,
and flying side kicks.
852
01:00:33,251 --> 01:00:35,771
Then De La Sol will start working your face
like a punching bag.
853
01:00:35,835 --> 01:00:38,726
All in the effort to get De La Sol
to build up a nice sweat.
854
01:00:38,735 --> 01:00:42,226
So Model Turned Actress can collect
DNA sample from his upper ass crack.
855
01:00:42,251 --> 01:00:43,326
Ass crack?
856
01:00:43,335 --> 01:00:45,493
The purest form of DNA.
857
01:01:02,168 --> 01:01:05,593
Now that we have a sample of his DNA,
we can unlock the safe.
858
01:01:05,751 --> 01:01:07,993
How we ever get near the vault
to open it?
859
01:01:08,001 --> 01:01:09,576
That's where you come in,
Rapper Cameo.
860
01:01:10,126 --> 01:01:12,754
We're going to give you the DNA
sample to unlock the vault.
861
01:01:12,779 --> 01:01:14,617
Shove you in a box and
shipped you there.
862
01:01:14,685 --> 01:01:15,876
Say what?
863
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:18,410
We'll send you ground.
3 to 5 days shipping.
864
01:01:18,626 --> 01:01:20,001
3 to 5 days?
865
01:01:20,210 --> 01:01:22,868
We looked into overnight.
But the rate was outrageous.
866
01:01:23,043 --> 01:01:24,335
Come on, man!
867
01:01:24,918 --> 01:01:28,251
You will get delivered and placed by the
vault, waiting further instructions.
868
01:01:28,460 --> 01:01:29,968
That brings us to Curtis.
869
01:01:30,210 --> 01:01:31,876
You'll be the decoy.
870
01:01:32,418 --> 01:01:34,710
You'll knock on the door.
And when the guards open up.
871
01:01:34,793 --> 01:01:35,843
You tickle him.
872
01:01:35,910 --> 01:01:38,243
- Did you say tickle?
- Did I stutter?
873
01:01:39,085 --> 01:01:41,793
You'll run around the
alley dodging bullets.
874
01:01:42,793 --> 01:01:44,560
And that will draw the other naked guard to
875
01:01:44,626 --> 01:01:46,310
rush outside and shooting you.
876
01:01:46,876 --> 01:01:47,943
When Rapper Cameo
877
01:01:48,010 --> 01:01:51,176
hears all the gun fire,
he'll pop out like jack in a box.
878
01:01:51,585 --> 01:01:53,968
He'll run over to the door
and lock out the guards.
879
01:01:55,293 --> 01:01:58,551
He'll then use the ass crack
DNA sample to unlock the vault.
880
01:01:59,751 --> 01:02:01,826
Now back outside,
Curtis will finally get shot.
881
01:02:01,876 --> 01:02:03,085
Get shot?
882
01:02:03,626 --> 01:02:06,310
Yes. And mainly in the groin.
883
01:02:08,835 --> 01:02:11,515
And when the guards go to check to see
if Curtis is finally dead...
884
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:12,768
I die?
885
01:02:12,968 --> 01:02:14,260
We pull up.
886
01:02:14,426 --> 01:02:16,951
Catching them off guard,
and take them out.
887
01:02:19,126 --> 01:02:22,085
Rapper Cameo opens up from the inside,
888
01:02:22,151 --> 01:02:23,268
We load up the cars with the cash.
889
01:02:23,335 --> 01:02:25,460
Then me and bro,
rendezvous with Jordana,
890
01:02:25,626 --> 01:02:29,418
Michelle, Model Turned Actress,
Rapper Cameo and Cool Asian Guy,
891
01:02:29,585 --> 01:02:31,818
in an extradition free exotic locale.
892
01:02:32,085 --> 01:02:33,576
And the best part of the plan?
893
01:02:33,793 --> 01:02:36,068
No casualty what so ever.
894
01:02:36,126 --> 01:02:37,810
Except for Curtis. Of corse.
895
01:02:38,668 --> 01:02:39,710
Son of a...
896
01:02:42,543 --> 01:02:44,343
So, what do you say?
897
01:02:54,735 --> 01:02:56,310
Okay, second idea.
898
01:02:56,376 --> 01:02:58,643
We bust in, blow open the vault and
drive off.
899
01:02:58,710 --> 01:03:00,001
- Yeah! Uh-huh.
- That's good.
900
01:03:00,168 --> 01:03:01,668
- Yeah! I like that, plan B.
- I like that one.
901
01:03:01,835 --> 01:03:02,935
I'm down with that.
902
01:03:03,001 --> 01:03:04,585
Yeah, yes.
903
01:03:07,001 --> 01:03:08,201
We ride at dawn.
904
01:03:08,226 --> 01:03:09,750
Dawn, really?
905
01:03:09,835 --> 01:03:11,335
What's wrong with dawn?
906
01:03:11,793 --> 01:03:15,385
It's so early,
dawn is before breakfast.
907
01:03:15,710 --> 01:03:18,193
Yeah.
And I am no good without breakfast.
908
01:03:21,668 --> 01:03:23,960
Fine. We ride after breakfast.
909
01:03:24,126 --> 01:03:27,643
How about we all go out for breakfast.
iHop would be fun?
910
01:03:27,668 --> 01:03:29,418
- Yeah!
- Yeah. That's good, that's good.
911
01:03:30,085 --> 01:03:31,885
Their pancakes are the bomb.
912
01:03:32,626 --> 01:03:33,918
We ride...
913
01:03:34,710 --> 01:03:36,126
after iHop.
914
01:03:42,401 --> 01:03:43,601
Hey Curtis.
915
01:03:44,626 --> 01:03:47,101
Did you finish fixing up the Smart car?
916
01:03:48,668 --> 01:03:50,226
What you think?
917
01:03:50,460 --> 01:03:51,568
Nice.
918
01:03:52,876 --> 01:03:54,168
Real nice.
919
01:03:56,876 --> 01:03:58,501
And I got a little something for you.
920
01:03:58,543 --> 01:03:59,876
Thanks, man.
921
01:04:01,168 --> 01:04:02,851
My unicorn car!
922
01:04:03,793 --> 01:04:05,951
- What?
- You fixed it up?
923
01:04:07,126 --> 01:04:08,168
For me?
924
01:04:08,710 --> 01:04:09,760
Surprise.
925
01:04:09,984 --> 01:04:11,000
No.
926
01:04:11,001 --> 01:04:12,085
It's a simple gesture.
927
01:04:12,251 --> 01:04:13,835
To show how special you are to us.
928
01:04:15,668 --> 01:04:19,085
Giving your sweeten
loving present to him.
929
01:04:20,710 --> 01:04:22,393
What's his name?
930
01:04:24,210 --> 01:04:25,568
Mom was right.
931
01:04:25,835 --> 01:04:28,843
I should have joined an ordinary
motorcycle gang instead!
932
01:04:36,918 --> 01:04:38,151
What a baby...
933
01:04:42,210 --> 01:04:43,968
I still need to talk to you.
934
01:04:44,043 --> 01:04:46,543
Before you do.
There's something I need to tell you.
935
01:04:47,585 --> 01:04:48,751
I know what's going on.
936
01:04:49,418 --> 01:04:51,793
- You do?
- Of course. Every one does.
937
01:04:52,335 --> 01:04:54,685
It's not like you have done
a very good job at hiding it.
938
01:04:56,010 --> 01:04:57,635
You don't know what a relief
that is.
939
01:04:57,710 --> 01:04:59,685
- You're fat!
- Excuse me?
940
01:04:59,751 --> 01:05:02,618
I'm sorry, but it's obviously
you got quite a muffin top going on.
941
01:05:04,251 --> 01:05:07,443
Jeez,
you look like a fat Jonah Hill!
942
01:05:07,543 --> 01:05:10,551
Wait, Jonah Hill might actually
be skinny now. Let me think.
943
01:05:10,751 --> 01:05:13,610
Fat in Superbad,
Really fat in Moneyball,
944
01:05:13,668 --> 01:05:15,251
then in 21 Jump Street...
945
01:05:15,543 --> 01:05:17,635
I don't know if he is fat or thin.
946
01:05:18,376 --> 01:05:19,960
I'm so confuse now.
947
01:05:25,543 --> 01:05:28,035
Anyway, have you no pride
in your appearance?
948
01:05:28,085 --> 01:05:30,918
- I am pregnant.
- Why didn't you tell me?
949
01:05:45,501 --> 01:05:47,160
What car is this?
950
01:05:48,626 --> 01:05:50,135
It's my old man's car.
951
01:05:50,751 --> 01:05:52,251
He died in it.
952
01:05:56,543 --> 01:05:58,043
You guys get along?
953
01:05:58,418 --> 01:05:59,835
He was the best.
954
01:06:00,585 --> 01:06:02,835
I never knew my father.
955
01:06:03,543 --> 01:06:05,751
He went out for a pack of smokes...
956
01:06:05,918 --> 01:06:07,251
And he never came back?
957
01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:10,751
No, he came back and told me to
"Smoke up, because he was leaving."
958
01:06:11,376 --> 01:06:12,376
I was 8 years old.
959
01:06:12,585 --> 01:06:15,001
You were just a kid.
It wasn't your fault.
960
01:06:15,168 --> 01:06:17,210
He kind of said it was.
961
01:06:17,376 --> 01:06:18,626
He said before I was born,
962
01:06:18,793 --> 01:06:21,126
He used to have sex with my mom
all the time.
963
01:06:21,335 --> 01:06:23,001
They would go out and see movies.
964
01:06:23,210 --> 01:06:26,001
Travel to interesting places
like Naper Valley or Belize,
965
01:06:26,168 --> 01:06:28,735
But now, he couldn't do
anything fun anymore.
966
01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:30,185
But you still had your mother.
967
01:06:30,293 --> 01:06:33,343
Wow, he made such compelling argument
that she left too.
968
01:06:33,376 --> 01:06:36,751
- You grew up in an orphanage?
- And from foster home to foster home.
969
01:06:37,293 --> 01:06:41,168
Seems that no one wants a perfectly
good blue eye white baby anymore.
970
01:06:42,126 --> 01:06:45,126
Unless you are from Namibia with
flies buzzing around your eyeballs.
971
01:06:45,150 --> 01:06:46,292
You are no good to anyone.
972
01:06:46,293 --> 01:06:48,226
You can't fight celebrity trends.
973
01:06:48,543 --> 01:06:49,851
Brangelina,
974
01:06:50,460 --> 01:06:51,768
Madonna,
975
01:06:52,335 --> 01:06:53,476
Sandy Bullock,
976
01:06:53,543 --> 01:06:55,101
they all have black babies.
977
01:06:56,210 --> 01:06:57,260
I know.
978
01:07:00,751 --> 01:07:02,793
I knocked up your sister.
979
01:07:05,710 --> 01:07:07,226
She told me.
980
01:07:11,460 --> 01:07:13,010
So, what are you going to do?
981
01:07:13,585 --> 01:07:15,735
You going to be like your old man
and take off?
982
01:07:16,418 --> 01:07:18,726
Or you're going to
stick it out like my dad?
983
01:07:24,751 --> 01:07:28,876
Right after that picture was taken,
he took me for ice cream.
984
01:07:29,335 --> 01:07:31,168
What a special memory.
985
01:07:31,668 --> 01:07:33,610
And we robbed the joint.
986
01:07:55,626 --> 01:07:57,470
I'm sorry Detective Johnson but,
987
01:07:57,495 --> 01:07:59,415
I don't know what any of
those hand signals mean.
988
01:07:59,418 --> 01:08:01,210
I have to go pee pee.
989
01:08:03,543 --> 01:08:05,460
Go by the dumpster.
990
01:08:06,793 --> 01:08:08,993
Thanks, don't go in without me.
991
01:08:19,626 --> 01:08:20,918
Son of a bitch!
992
01:08:23,442 --> 01:08:25,442
Go, go, go...
993
01:08:30,335 --> 01:08:31,610
Everyone freeze!
994
01:08:31,668 --> 01:08:32,951
Don't you move.
You son of a bitch.
995
01:08:33,018 --> 01:08:34,601
Or I'll blow your head off!
996
01:08:34,710 --> 01:08:36,001
I said freeze.
997
01:08:36,210 --> 01:08:38,085
Lower your weapons and
surrender now!
998
01:08:38,376 --> 01:08:40,168
Finally got you, Serento.
999
01:08:40,210 --> 01:08:41,876
Your ass is mine.
1000
01:08:45,393 --> 01:08:46,393
Uh..
1001
01:08:47,418 --> 01:08:50,126
No one's there
and my hand is starting to cramp up.
1002
01:08:55,710 --> 01:08:56,760
Fine!
1003
01:08:59,376 --> 01:09:00,776
Must have just missed them.
1004
01:09:00,793 --> 01:09:03,060
I know we shouldn't have gone to iHop.
1005
01:09:03,085 --> 01:09:04,926
I just can't resist those pancakes.
1006
01:09:05,001 --> 01:09:07,976
Those chocolate eyes,
whipped cream hair.
1007
01:09:08,376 --> 01:09:09,693
Take a look at this.
1008
01:09:20,001 --> 01:09:23,201
There's enough evidence here to put
De La Sol away for 3 lifetimes.
1009
01:09:23,210 --> 01:09:24,835
What's Serento up to?
1010
01:09:25,626 --> 01:09:28,126
And how's it link to De la Sol?
1011
01:09:29,168 --> 01:09:31,726
DON'T FORGET TO ROB DE LA SOL
OF HIS $100 million!
1012
01:09:39,751 --> 01:09:41,610
1013
01:09:47,918 --> 01:09:49,010
What do you know...
1014
01:09:51,201 --> 01:09:53,118
They are having a once in a year sales
at Bloomies.
1015
01:09:53,126 --> 01:09:54,185
Bloomies Once a Year Sale.
1016
01:09:55,835 --> 01:09:57,143
Men, let's roll.
1017
01:10:13,376 --> 01:10:14,500
Everyone.
1018
01:10:14,585 --> 01:10:16,385
Masks on. Now.
1019
01:10:24,085 --> 01:10:25,593
What the hell is that?
1020
01:10:26,210 --> 01:10:28,785
What?
You said bring your own mask.
1021
01:10:31,751 --> 01:10:33,193
Oh, come on!
1022
01:10:35,668 --> 01:10:37,001
Forget it. Forget it.
1023
01:10:37,210 --> 01:10:38,318
No masks.
1024
01:10:38,335 --> 01:10:40,376
Masks off! Masks off!
1025
01:10:49,843 --> 01:10:50,843
Okay.
1026
01:10:51,168 --> 01:10:53,441
We take these chains
and hook them to the back.
1027
01:10:53,565 --> 01:10:54,965
Pull the wall down.
1028
01:10:54,966 --> 01:10:56,375
Catch them by surprise.
1029
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:10,968
They never see us coming.
1030
01:11:15,043 --> 01:11:16,835
They totally saw us coming.
1031
01:11:22,835 --> 01:11:24,343
Somebody must have set us up.
1032
01:11:25,876 --> 01:11:26,885
Hi, Curtis!
1033
01:11:30,451 --> 01:11:32,076
You want to grab dinner later?
1034
01:11:32,085 --> 01:11:33,251
Call me.
1035
01:11:36,543 --> 01:11:38,318
I'm going to kill you.
1036
01:11:40,835 --> 01:11:42,368
Watch out, Vin!
1037
01:11:52,251 --> 01:11:53,810
Why you do it, Curtis?
1038
01:11:55,168 --> 01:11:56,585
Sorry, Vin...
1039
01:11:58,501 --> 01:12:01,060
He was going to take me
to see One Direction.
1040
01:12:01,418 --> 01:12:02,960
One Direction?
1041
01:12:09,376 --> 01:12:10,526
That's it!
1042
01:12:11,543 --> 01:12:12,668
Now, it's personal!
1043
01:12:14,751 --> 01:12:16,401
I'm going to kill you, Cesar.
1044
01:12:18,460 --> 01:12:19,910
He was my best friend.
1045
01:12:21,335 --> 01:12:23,410
I thought we were best friends.
1046
01:12:25,918 --> 01:12:27,126
Well, you are.
1047
01:12:28,918 --> 01:12:30,835
Well, he was my BFF for a long time.
1048
01:12:31,001 --> 01:12:32,501
You got to understand that.
1049
01:12:38,126 --> 01:12:40,218
We had our fun together.
1050
01:12:45,043 --> 01:12:47,176
- What are we going to do?
- Get in the car.
1051
01:12:47,876 --> 01:12:50,476
Stick to the plan.
Pull that wall down.
1052
01:12:51,543 --> 01:12:53,235
We're taking that vault.
1053
01:13:01,335 --> 01:13:03,193
You just hit my smart car.
1054
01:13:03,960 --> 01:13:05,751
Now, it's personaler...
1055
01:13:08,043 --> 01:13:09,301
It's more personal.
1056
01:13:10,585 --> 01:13:12,860
I'm taking it personally.
1057
01:13:14,126 --> 01:13:15,551
It's a personal matter!
1058
01:13:17,210 --> 01:13:18,443
Ah.. screw it.
1059
01:13:30,376 --> 01:13:32,535
Keep flooring it,
give it all she's got.
1060
01:13:33,126 --> 01:13:34,885
Why are we using walkie talkies?
1061
01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:36,510
Because I got them on sale.
1062
01:13:50,518 --> 01:13:51,518
Whoa..
1063
01:13:52,043 --> 01:13:54,085
Holy shit...
1064
01:13:54,543 --> 01:13:56,476
We do not see that every day.
1065
01:14:07,001 --> 01:14:08,260
Is everything okay?
1066
01:14:09,460 --> 01:14:11,168
Not exactly, per Se.
1067
01:14:13,293 --> 01:14:14,668
Per Se?
1068
01:14:25,835 --> 01:14:27,085
My money...
1069
01:14:28,210 --> 01:14:29,985
Follow that Big Ass Tacos.
1070
01:14:37,376 --> 01:14:38,685
Move, move, move!
1071
01:14:41,509 --> 01:14:42,609
Adios!
1072
01:14:53,501 --> 01:14:54,710
Stop!
1073
01:14:55,835 --> 01:14:57,418
Let her retract.
1074
01:14:58,626 --> 01:15:00,335
And then, this time,
1075
01:15:00,501 --> 01:15:04,185
slower and evenly,
pull the seat belt.
1076
01:15:09,209 --> 01:15:10,609
No, no.. no..
1077
01:15:15,001 --> 01:15:16,835
No, no. Cesar, no, again.
1078
01:15:16,859 --> 01:15:17,959
Cesar!
1079
01:15:19,293 --> 01:15:21,793
Do it again, but this time...
1080
01:15:23,126 --> 01:15:25,001
Do it, even slowerly..
1081
01:15:25,210 --> 01:15:26,768
I think it's broken.
1082
01:15:49,710 --> 01:15:51,993
À now, por favor, mijo.
1083
01:15:53,010 --> 01:15:54,151
Ahh...!
1084
01:16:10,376 --> 01:16:13,410
Go Faster, á Ndale way! Vamos!
1085
01:16:46,251 --> 01:16:48,301
Where the hell are they going?
1086
01:16:48,501 --> 01:16:49,910
Follow that Big Ass Tacos!
1087
01:16:49,918 --> 01:16:52,260
Repeat:
follow this Big Ass Tacos!
1088
01:16:52,501 --> 01:16:53,960
Copy that.
1089
01:17:14,785 --> 01:17:16,385
Go, go, go...
1090
01:17:18,418 --> 01:17:20,018
Looks like we got company.
1091
01:17:20,085 --> 01:17:21,693
Take them out!
1092
01:17:22,876 --> 01:17:24,510
We're on it, Vin.
1093
01:17:48,575 --> 01:17:50,075
Ahh...!
1094
01:18:06,310 --> 01:18:07,410
Whoa...!
1095
01:18:08,635 --> 01:18:09,968
Nice work.
1096
01:18:11,410 --> 01:18:12,618
Real smooth.
1097
01:18:12,685 --> 01:18:14,885
Cool Asian Guy,
Model Turned Actress.
1098
01:18:15,293 --> 01:18:17,393
Now break up,
we'll rendezvous as planned.
1099
01:18:17,460 --> 01:18:18,768
Copy that.
1100
01:18:31,626 --> 01:18:34,543
1101
01:18:41,251 --> 01:18:42,776
Oh, hell no!
1102
01:18:45,210 --> 01:18:49,085
How you like a little taste of my
ill received slow jam project.
1103
01:18:56,009 --> 01:18:58,509
Oh... Ahh...!
1104
01:19:08,543 --> 01:19:10,093
Nice work, Rapper Cameo.
1105
01:19:10,418 --> 01:19:12,701
Thanks, Vin. I'm rolling out.
1106
01:19:28,610 --> 01:19:30,685
Jordana, Michelle! Heads up.
1107
01:19:30,851 --> 01:19:32,393
I see her, Vin.
1108
01:19:43,168 --> 01:19:45,285
- She hit the tank.
- Stop the car and let me out.
1109
01:19:45,293 --> 01:19:46,056
What?
1110
01:19:46,081 --> 01:19:47,268
I'll slow her down.
1111
01:19:47,351 --> 01:19:47,935
No!
1112
01:19:47,960 --> 01:19:50,210
I'm not letting you get arrested,
and let you have your baby in prison.
1113
01:19:50,443 --> 01:19:53,643
But Michelle. How are you going to survive
in a all woman's prison?
1114
01:19:54,585 --> 01:19:55,618
Stop the car!
1115
01:20:25,293 --> 01:20:27,793
Please, not too rough.
1116
01:20:29,126 --> 01:20:30,518
Unless you want to.
1117
01:20:30,626 --> 01:20:34,001
I taking you downtown and immediately
strip searching you for weapons.
1118
01:20:34,668 --> 01:20:36,668
Full body cavity search?
1119
01:20:42,501 --> 01:20:43,710
Definitely.
1120
01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:46,960
Thank you, God.
1121
01:20:58,418 --> 01:20:59,626
Go faster!
1122
01:21:00,651 --> 01:21:01,551
Si, Si.
1123
01:21:01,585 --> 01:21:02,585
Understand!
1124
01:21:06,710 --> 01:21:07,826
It's freezing in here.
1125
01:21:07,835 --> 01:21:09,378
I'll put the heater up for you.
1126
01:21:09,403 --> 01:21:10,450
Thanks.
1127
01:21:12,375 --> 01:21:13,375
There.
1128
01:21:34,168 --> 01:21:35,626
Still chilly.
1129
01:21:36,043 --> 01:21:37,701
It's at 90 degrees.
1130
01:21:38,960 --> 01:21:40,585
Yeah. But yours is at 60!
1131
01:21:40,651 --> 01:21:43,935
This Perros is dual-climate,
my side is 60, your side is 90.
1132
01:21:44,001 --> 01:21:46,001
The climates are not separated.
1133
01:21:46,168 --> 01:21:47,626
It's just one climate!
1134
01:21:47,793 --> 01:21:50,868
Do you see any invisible divider here?
1135
01:21:50,876 --> 01:21:51,918
Look, look, look..
1136
01:21:52,126 --> 01:21:54,143
My hand pass through.
Look, look.
1137
01:21:56,668 --> 01:21:57,743
Combines!
1138
01:21:57,751 --> 01:21:59,451
So if you really are at 60.
1139
01:21:59,460 --> 01:22:02,626
And I'm at 90,
we are really at...
1140
01:22:04,085 --> 01:22:05,251
75 degrees.
1141
01:22:05,276 --> 01:22:06,476
Si, pero..
1142
01:22:06,485 --> 01:22:08,426
We are in the middle of
a car chase right now.
1143
01:22:08,451 --> 01:22:10,351
And my temperature
is really high.
1144
01:22:10,368 --> 01:22:13,585
Please, please.
I just prefer prefer much cooler.
1145
01:22:16,001 --> 01:22:17,718
So. What's you solution? Mijo.
1146
01:22:19,751 --> 01:22:20,876
Seat warmer.
1147
01:22:22,001 --> 01:22:23,626
Seat warmer.
1148
01:22:25,293 --> 01:22:27,268
- Hun?
- Please open your door.
1149
01:22:29,251 --> 01:22:30,768
Now, get out!
1150
01:22:36,626 --> 01:22:39,660
It's okay... I'm okay, I'm okay!
1151
01:22:55,210 --> 01:22:57,143
Let's play. Come on!
1152
01:22:58,376 --> 01:22:59,693
I got you!
1153
01:23:04,960 --> 01:23:06,826
Go GTA on your ass!
1154
01:23:14,085 --> 01:23:15,743
- You only 5 foot 8?
- Yeah.
1155
01:23:16,751 --> 01:23:18,026
You look taller.
1156
01:23:18,835 --> 01:23:20,010
Thank you.
1157
01:23:21,585 --> 01:23:23,468
I pride myself of my good points...
1158
01:23:28,710 --> 01:23:30,235
Totally out smart him.
1159
01:23:30,501 --> 01:23:31,860
What a dummy...
1160
01:23:37,460 --> 01:23:38,810
Son of a bitch!
1161
01:23:39,835 --> 01:23:41,626
Locked my keys in my car again!
1162
01:23:49,351 --> 01:23:50,551
Yes.
1163
01:23:56,626 --> 01:23:59,501
Vin, we can't outrun him.
We need a way out of the city.
1164
01:23:59,668 --> 01:24:02,218
I'm way ahead of you.
Getting directions now.
1165
01:24:03,960 --> 01:24:05,210
Calculating route.
1166
01:24:06,001 --> 01:24:07,626
Calculating.
1167
01:24:07,835 --> 01:24:10,685
Right turn in 200 feet.
1168
01:24:14,335 --> 01:24:16,343
Damn it, missed the turn.
1169
01:24:16,418 --> 01:24:17,501
Bald loser!
1170
01:24:17,710 --> 01:24:21,043
I shave my head because it makes me
look cool and tough..
1171
01:24:21,585 --> 01:24:23,918
Oh darn.
Your dashboard is dirty.
1172
01:24:24,335 --> 01:24:26,459
Could use some.. Mr. Clean..
1173
01:24:26,460 --> 01:24:28,326
I'm not going bald.
If that's what you are implying.
1174
01:24:28,335 --> 01:24:30,085
Whatever, penis head.
1175
01:24:30,293 --> 01:24:33,793
Just because I am bald.
With thick veiny neck muscles.
1176
01:24:34,001 --> 01:24:37,543
Does not.. make me..
A penis head!
1177
01:24:39,085 --> 01:24:40,243
Damn it!
1178
01:24:42,418 --> 01:24:43,468
Pull over!
1179
01:24:43,585 --> 01:24:44,493
Pull over!
1180
01:24:44,501 --> 01:24:46,168
Pull over! This must end now!
1181
01:24:46,376 --> 01:24:48,518
This action scene has
gone on for long enough.
1182
01:24:48,543 --> 01:24:50,009
The movie is way over budget!
1183
01:24:50,043 --> 01:24:53,226
Vin, they are gaining!
We really need those directions!
1184
01:24:53,293 --> 01:24:54,668
- So annoying.
- So annoying..
1185
01:24:54,876 --> 01:24:56,126
So annoying..So annoying..
1186
01:24:56,335 --> 01:24:57,326
Shut up!
1187
01:24:57,335 --> 01:24:58,335
- Shut up!
- Vin..
1188
01:24:58,918 --> 01:25:00,393
- We are waiting!
- Shut up.
1189
01:25:00,460 --> 01:25:01,526
I'm on it!
1190
01:25:01,918 --> 01:25:04,893
We can't out run him.
We got to dislodge the Big Ass Tacos.
1191
01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:07,868
When we hit the intersection.
You go left, I'll go right.
1192
01:25:08,001 --> 01:25:09,010
Question.
1193
01:25:09,710 --> 01:25:11,410
My left or your 1eft?
1194
01:25:12,668 --> 01:25:14,293
You only have one left, right?
1195
01:25:14,501 --> 01:25:15,510
Got it!
1196
01:25:19,918 --> 01:25:20,926
Hang on.
1197
01:25:21,585 --> 01:25:23,751
Are you saying 'right' like
you agree..
1198
01:25:24,085 --> 01:25:26,493
Or right,
like you are going to turn right?
1199
01:25:26,710 --> 01:25:28,768
We are at the intersection,
turn now!
1200
01:25:41,293 --> 01:25:42,293
Whoa.
1201
01:25:54,001 --> 01:25:55,993
Not on my watch, De La Sol.
1202
01:26:02,335 --> 01:26:04,543
Freeze.! Don't move!
1203
01:26:05,001 --> 01:26:06,218
Hands up.
1204
01:26:08,460 --> 01:26:09,851
Get out of the car.
1205
01:26:20,751 --> 01:26:23,443
How do I get out of the car
when my hands are up?
1206
01:26:24,501 --> 01:26:25,876
Get out of the car.
1207
01:26:38,126 --> 01:26:39,826
What the hell are you doing?
1208
01:26:41,168 --> 01:26:42,693
You told me to "Hands up."
1209
01:26:43,626 --> 01:26:46,251
Look's like you are going away for
a long time. De La Sol.
1210
01:26:48,626 --> 01:26:50,360
Come on, Detective...
1211
01:26:51,043 --> 01:26:52,860
I'm sure we can work something out.
1212
01:26:52,918 --> 01:26:55,693
Are you seriously trying to bribe
a federal officer?
1213
01:27:04,293 --> 01:27:06,126
I can give you whatever you want.
1214
01:27:06,293 --> 01:27:08,126
Even tighter spandex shirts.
1215
01:27:09,376 --> 01:27:11,793
Human growth hormones agent?
1216
01:27:13,126 --> 01:27:15,126
Or perhaps.. a deluxe...
1217
01:27:15,668 --> 01:27:17,493
Manscaper razor set.
1218
01:27:22,668 --> 01:27:23,960
Get out of here.
1219
01:27:25,751 --> 01:27:26,826
Scored!
1220
01:27:37,750 --> 01:27:38,950
Serento!
1221
01:27:45,351 --> 01:27:46,485
You're under arrest.
1222
01:27:46,551 --> 01:27:47,601
Let her go.
1223
01:27:47,668 --> 01:27:49,276
Take it easy with her,
she's pregnant!
1224
01:27:49,335 --> 01:27:51,785
Don't move,
Put your hands where I can see them.
1225
01:27:52,543 --> 01:27:54,818
Not you, Officer White.
You can put your hands down.
1226
01:27:56,335 --> 01:27:57,618
White officer?
1227
01:27:58,376 --> 01:28:00,060
Did a little checking into you.
1228
01:28:02,460 --> 01:28:05,601
I fell in love with you
and you're a cop?
1229
01:28:05,835 --> 01:28:08,493
Undercover,
brought in to take you down.
1230
01:28:08,668 --> 01:28:11,542
Good work.
You will be given a promotion for this.
1231
01:28:11,543 --> 01:28:14,210
I'll personally see to it.
Personally.
1232
01:28:14,285 --> 01:28:16,376
I'll let you do the honors.
Officer White.
1233
01:28:24,835 --> 01:28:26,285
Son of a bitch!
1234
01:28:31,543 --> 01:28:33,218
I'm not a cop anymore.
1235
01:28:34,418 --> 01:28:36,126
I am with them.
1236
01:28:36,543 --> 01:28:40,101
You're going to turn down
$ 32,500 a year before taxes.
1237
01:28:40,168 --> 01:28:43,243
Three unpaid vacation days,
and a bankrupt picture plan and what.
1238
01:28:43,251 --> 01:28:45,535
Run off with a $ 100 million,
Scott free?
1239
01:28:45,543 --> 01:28:48,368
Living on an exotic beach,
raising your baby with a beautyful woman?
1240
01:28:48,751 --> 01:28:50,168
Well... yeah.
1241
01:28:51,418 --> 01:28:53,201
That's kind of no brainer.
1242
01:28:57,668 --> 01:28:58,876
Damn it!
1243
01:29:05,960 --> 01:29:07,335
My baby oil!
1244
01:29:09,659 --> 01:29:10,759
No!
1245
01:29:40,210 --> 01:29:42,043
Race you to Rio?
1246
01:29:42,885 --> 01:29:44,160
When're you going to learn.
1247
01:29:44,184 --> 01:29:45,684
You ain't going to beat me.
1248
01:29:47,585 --> 01:29:50,751
- Usually bet?
- No, let's up the stakes.
1249
01:29:50,876 --> 01:29:52,535
We're talking all in.
1250
01:29:53,001 --> 01:29:54,735
Jordana's unborn baby?
1251
01:29:55,793 --> 01:29:57,168
Exactly.
1252
01:29:57,585 --> 01:29:58,835
You're on.
1253
01:29:59,960 --> 01:30:02,543
Don't worry babe, I got this.
1254
01:30:17,751 --> 01:30:19,210
It's over now!
1255
01:30:21,793 --> 01:30:23,326
Now give me back my money.
1256
01:30:25,335 --> 01:30:26,835
Or I'll kill all of you.
1257
01:30:28,168 --> 01:30:30,251
And I'll going to start with...
1258
01:30:31,418 --> 01:30:32,876
you.
1259
01:30:37,835 --> 01:30:39,351
Did you hear that?
1260
01:30:39,375 --> 01:30:40,375
No.
1261
01:31:00,501 --> 01:31:01,960
Calculating route.
1262
01:31:02,168 --> 01:31:04,335
Calculating, calculating,
calculating..
1263
01:31:04,543 --> 01:31:05,926
That's what I'm talking about.
1264
01:31:06,126 --> 01:31:09,001
Right turn in 200 feet.
1265
01:31:12,710 --> 01:31:13,960
Who's the boss?
1266
01:31:14,126 --> 01:31:16,510
Left turn in 100 feet.
1267
01:31:19,210 --> 01:31:20,668
Who's in charge?
1268
01:31:20,835 --> 01:31:23,435
Me, that's who. Me.
1269
01:31:23,501 --> 01:31:24,543
Congratulations.
1270
01:31:24,793 --> 01:31:26,960
You have reached your destination.
1271
01:31:39,585 --> 01:31:40,860
Come on!
1272
01:31:41,043 --> 01:31:42,177
Deal with it,
1273
01:31:42,178 --> 01:31:43,435
Bald bitch!
1274
01:31:51,835 --> 01:31:53,626
I didn't heard "cut"!
1275
01:31:56,710 --> 01:31:57,751
Fine.
1276
01:31:58,251 --> 01:32:00,043
Stop, dude.
1277
01:32:00,918 --> 01:32:01,918
Do you know...
1278
01:32:02,001 --> 01:32:03,001
Shit!
1279
01:32:03,626 --> 01:32:05,210
You taking him over me?
1280
01:32:05,418 --> 01:32:06,418
This is tough, dude.
1281
01:32:07,043 --> 01:32:08,043
- Stop!
- Sorry.
1282
01:32:10,085 --> 01:32:13,125
You can forget about coming over tonight
and watch the season finale of the..
1283
01:32:13,418 --> 01:32:15,668
You son of a bitch.
- What the hell was that.
1284
01:32:23,210 --> 01:32:24,268
Sorry!
1285
01:32:27,835 --> 01:32:30,501
You want the job or not?
God damn it.
1286
01:32:30,668 --> 01:32:32,460
Do you want?
1287
01:32:33,126 --> 01:32:35,876
Don't laugh! You take it or not?
1288
01:32:37,751 --> 01:32:39,710
I'm sorry.
1289
01:32:57,460 --> 01:32:58,960
What car is this?
1290
01:33:01,960 --> 01:33:03,043
What are you doing?
1291
01:33:07,835 --> 01:33:09,168
I can't!
1292
01:33:11,376 --> 01:33:12,410
Is that rolling it.
1293
01:33:13,835 --> 01:33:15,001
And?
1294
01:33:19,126 --> 01:33:20,218
Sorry.
1295
01:33:24,418 --> 01:33:27,293
- I know what's going on.
- You do?
1296
01:33:27,501 --> 01:33:28,560
Come on.
1297
01:33:30,085 --> 01:33:32,585
Before you do,
there's something I need to tell you.
1298
01:33:32,876 --> 01:33:34,668
I know what's going on.
1299
01:33:37,085 --> 01:33:38,501
I know what's going on.
1300
01:33:40,001 --> 01:33:41,010
Sorry.
1301
01:33:41,710 --> 01:33:44,335
How about I borrow your phone.
And then you go buy a new one.
1302
01:33:54,418 --> 01:33:57,585
- You don't like it?
- I don't deserve you, Cesar.
1303
01:33:57,793 --> 01:33:59,501
- Don't cry.
- I'm not crying.
1304
01:33:59,710 --> 01:34:01,751
- Don't cry.
- I'm not crying.
1305
01:34:01,960 --> 01:34:04,126
You make me cry, when you cry.
Don't cry please.
1306
01:34:04,751 --> 01:34:06,168
- Am I crying?
- You're crying.
1307
01:34:06,376 --> 01:34:07,501
Oh My God, am I crying?
1308
01:34:07,668 --> 01:34:08,476
You're crying.
1309
01:34:08,543 --> 01:34:10,001
- Why am I crying?
- I don't know!
1310
01:34:10,210 --> 01:34:12,710
This is a funny movie,
why am I crying?
1311
01:34:12,918 --> 01:34:14,293
I do not know! Please.
1312
01:34:15,043 --> 01:34:17,043
I don't know sorry!
1313
01:34:17,251 --> 01:34:20,626
- It's suppose to be a funny movie!
- It wasn't funny.
1314
01:34:21,418 --> 01:34:24,085
You just want to prove
that you are a good actor!
1315
01:34:24,793 --> 01:34:27,835
They never get Oscar from
these spoof movies!
89606
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